Meet the RUDEST Kid on YouTube

[@djcook]

if everybody who saw this right now literally clicked the subscribe button, i’d get to 1M Subs in like 1 day Lol. do it.

[@tealisticgaming4424]

first

[@hafuwuyt4685]

Second^^

[@zoro8583]

DJ Cook I already had subscribed and turn on notifications

[@ADV_V]

He used Chadwick boseman death for views

[@ADV_V]

He hasn't changed

[@Jyrix]

Ong I refreshed after playing fall guys and the "no results" message popped up. So happy

[@sp1xa]

legend

[@KRANIUM339]

Jyrix OMG jyrix WSP

[@TheBushcamper9000]

moiat

[@elishasuarez647]

Lol

[@braymation]

lol

[@Mjsports3730]

Hey he wore a black mask and called himself black that's just offensive

[@envikka]

That’s the second step to fuck up your channel even more when it’s already fucked

[@braymation]

he literally needs to stop fucking doing that shit he is not funny AT ALL

[@braymation]

lol everyone is saying the f word

[@chacomeppellnanlanie]

Yeah, that’s OFFENSIVE

[@Shwerib1]

It's even more offensive cz, your black. I feel bad :(

[@proddrez.]

You know it’s serious when DJ is genuinely mad about something, not in a joking way

[@FatallyCMB]

"Meet The Cleanest KZbinr On Earth." - DJ Cook

[@Hoshi_offical]

That’s not really cleaning just showing but that’s cool!

[@djcook]

We just exposed him SO HARD! Here’s a link to all of my exposing videos! (bit.ly/3gFXKuh) BINGE WATCH THEM!

[@antant_0930]

I enjoyed dude, keep up the good work

[@thealist7842]

Well you did a good job DJ

[@pachylordtaco2128]

Yes, a lot actually. Nice job. You actually cleaned up KZbin this time :)

[@hhungryhippoo]

I enjoyed this a lot

[@hhungryhippoo]

Make moreeeeeeeee

[@justprivateinformation2669]

It's extremely difficult to win an argument against a genius, but against a fool it's nearly impossible

[@funtime_freddy155]

Hey, I think you should keep going. You might win, you might lose, but here's the thing; you're trying hard to make it so that people can watch a safe environment. Kudos to you on that, and have a great day!

[@ItzDr4g0n124]

“He’s so black” that’s just messed up and racist that ain’t no joke

[@jakoboday8109]

No kidding

[@Terret.]

He said look how black he is #black like he never saw a black person before

[@blacklivesmatter7971]

Kinda

[@Winnerizzy]

@@blacklivesmatter7971 *no* make up your mind

[@blacklivesmatter7971]

winnerizzy football7 ok I agree jeez chill bro

[@dani5443]

This is honestly so disgusting. People really do anything for money. If I'm honest, I'd perfer Morgz than these kids.

[@dolphin6621]

Morgz is just a cringy KZbinr but he is not racist these youtubers are racist and they are also cringy with those 3 am videos

[@dolphin6621]

LOL THEIR CHANNEL GIT HACKED

[@bricksandpieces1]

@@dolphin6621 did ya forget to switch acconts

[@D0MlNO]

Lol ok same

[@prod.eternall]

Anyday

[@oldsquarewheelsstudios33]

ImfakeStation when KZbin terminates his channel: “you fool I have 70 alternative accounts”

[@narko3258]

man I love watching DJ Cook, please continue the best content in the world, you're the best!

[@HolyCrusader5]

KZbin: Bad channel with terrible content pops up DJ Cook: Now this is an avengers level threat

[@rxddybxtch6520]

Lmao

[@kartikadewi3270]

What is avengers level threat ??

[@JoedEzekiel069]

@@kartikadewi3270 An Avengers Level Threat Is A Problem That NEEDS To Be Stopped The Avengers

[@DillaVanilla]

I think this is stolen

[@dio7981]

LMAO

[@rowil6012]

I don’t think those guys have everything ok with their brains

[@emmanuelgames2474]

Ur right

[@stranger-xg2si]

It's been like a year and I'm still wondering how someone can be this awful... They're mean, insensitive, crazy, racist assholes who I genuinely want to kill in real life. It's not often that I feel the need to become a murderer... But this is one of those times.

[@Lesbiandummy]

I get that feeling. Just uhh, ya know, don’t do it. Just pray for them. Or if you’re not religious I guess feel bad for them, because if they don’t change, it will cause problems for them. Just, try to keep your instinctive murder brain out of it :)

[@spiderpanch]

My mom thought someone was having a stroke when she hear them talk 😂

[@NeonhunterCM]

DJ's voice during the call says so much about how much of his time they wasted and how much stupidity he's enduring.

[@Snakey335]

Sad

[@rusticopadilla1294]

he sounds more serious this time or is it only me

[@vr6dm709]

I respect you, He is so racist when you interviewed him he said "we are not making goerge floyd videos, he is too black" like what the f?!

[@t1mobius113]

He even said he might make a n word video

[@weekly_guy2897]

They are also black and are being racist lmao

[@quedielzy8579]

@@weekly_guy2897 No they're not African/African Americans/African British they're Indian mostly likely Indian American

[@weekly_guy2897]

Quedi Elzy k

[@daljinderkaur4604]

​@@quedielzy8579 do you have a proof that he is a Indian

[@funki_frogger]

I think this was DJs hardest challenge to clean up KZbin. And I'm thankful for his hard work cleaning up this app. And I think DJs one of the many content creator's that deserves attention. What do you think??

[@essarress]

he doesnt clean up anything

[@glittermoonx9339]

7:20 " and then they start SMASHING the train... *realises how weird it sounded* no.. I mean NOT THAT way"

[@freezerblade1156]

KZbin when they see this: *Im gonna pretend I didn’t see that.*

[@whygaming3411]

they tried to delete them lmao

[@mauricios6064]

KZbin when a small KZbinr says frick:

[@OneGoogol]

correction: KZbinr when they see this: I’m gonna copyright strike that.

[@plutonium842]

#ImJustGonnaPretendIDidntSeeThat

[@kaidan8_]

@@OneGoogol wanna be friends ?

[@Professional_Dumbass_12]

They look like homeless people trying to get money... But they fail

[@oaxaquenacook1867]

LOL YOUR SO RIGHT OMG, I’M DYING

[@braymation]

LAMOOOOOAOODDOSO

[@Professional_Dumbass_12]

Not to be cringe but thanks for the likes. I've never had 35... Oh nooo......

[@gamerzone7031]

Even homeless people make better videos than him

[@toasted1485]

Probably are

[@saif_roblox762]

Update: ImFakeStation is still on KZbin. In this video, he had 200 subs. He now has 3000 subs. His last upload was 8 months ago where he says he would be quitting KZbin. The channel I’m talking about was made on July 9th 2020. It is possibly one of ImFakeStation’s many channels. He’s possibly never returning to the platform. We hope he never returns. We also hope he goes to prison for all his disgusting acts.

[@juancruz6525]

Prison is insane for making onfensive videos ur crazy maybe a fine yeah but jail😂😂

[@collectmypages.]

he looks like hes trolling in the most messed up way possible

[@Dylanowich]

ImFakeStation: eats a sandwich DJ: This is an avengers level threat

[@AQ-101]

Ur not lying

[@braymation]

LMAO

[@braymation]

WIAT WTF IMFAKE STATION IS BACK

[@braymation]

kzbin.info/door/SO2ia97Y1z8iLOO7d3JzmQ

[@braymation]

he made a fucking George Floyd video again

[@blueberryvr7856]

Dude you’re like the Guardian angel of KZbin

[@redorca7708]

Yep

[@nuyi422]

@@iliketurtles907 loaf,Asher etc

[@Snowst0rmStudiosTheIdiot]

Yeah

[@pickleodessey8452]

Yes but he’s also the YT janitor cuz the system is too lazy to clean up itself but at least it gives DJ content for him to make fun of

[@godelbronlol2392]

Lol

[@ooflazer]

You could hear how tired Dj was when he did the interview at the end lol

[@verav3343]

It's sad to see that after two years they still use dead people for views... I can't believe how their parents are ok with this

[@onz4632]

The only mistake that DJ Cook made in this video, was him not blurring the channel name. The channel now has 1.3k subs.

[@Royalredry]

He got a new channel. Logan Roof. Still doing his messed up shit.

[@mkneriahosborne]

@@Royalredry can I see it?

[@Royalredry]

@@mkneriahosborne It's either an alt account of the ImFakeStation guy or a troll taking their videos, making fun of the deaths of Markiplier's niece and Jacksepticeye's dad. kzbin.info/door/NPk69Ylz8LO5dQdKMCeVTwfeatured

[@mkneriahosborne]

@@Royalredry K thanks

[@mkneriahosborne]

@@Royalredry omg how does he have more subs than lots of youtubers

[@HBKnowItAll]

Imagine if one of his family members dies and then he makes a video about how they died.

[@zerogray3957]

Dude hes probably gonna do a video "kNeElLiNg On mY fAmIlY mEmBeR wHo DiEd aT 3AM"

[@archanamishra9438]

Three things that are impossible : 1:getting a heart from dj cook 2:end of three am videos 3:Morgz uploading NON CRINGE videos

[@Rainbbow]

In a year your gonna look back and remember this conversation

[@dwarfbaby8784]

Humanity is evolving backwards 😢 we need more people like DJ cook

[@liamsmith8027]

Sadly yes

[@svn_liam856]

Unfortunately we are

[@MysteriousAnimates]

Click baiters and 3am youtubers are proof that humanity is evolving backwards

[@09telly]

I want to go back to being a microbe

[@mallusrgreat]

We dont need more people like DJ Cook. We need to be like DJ Cook

[@jaunah]

I’m so triggered like bruh as a black person this isn’t right in any way shape or form

[@tntspidy8789]

Ikr the guy who was being EXTREMELY rude was being racist and making fun of DJ Cook

[@jaxual]

@Luc Martin Oh yeah because people can breath when someone's kneeling on their neck huh?

[@tntspidy8789]

@@jaxual ok

[@jaxual]

He deleted his comment lmfao

[@gemcentral1517]

@Luc Martin you have to be one fucking idiot to think that

[@asilerio1003]

Love your videos DJ I like that you stood up for your self and didn't let them get under your skin 👍

[@andrewyoffie8814]

"If you think that that video was bad, just wait." I was legitametly scared.

[@certified_dumb24]

This video was very dangerous even KZbin knew about it.

[@thatonekid4717]

lol

[@destruction.exe.]

Yah

[@artyaza]

69 likes

[@dylandzitkus6861]

All the dislikes are fakestations different accounts

[@seanade3900]

Fakestation is the station of fake videos

[@bf4k]

This dude has wasted so much emails then

[@jayden.likes.spidey]

Facts

[@jayden.likes.spidey]

@@bf4k lmao

[@crispicheese]

@@seanade3900 lol

[@arandomgachatuber4284]

I'm watching this from 2023, these videos are just perfect. Keep going

[@Mostcoolone]

My worst nightmare: Confrontation with DJ. I hope i never get confronted by this dude.

[@kurbz.]

When he said "he's so black" he doesn't realize that other people in the world will be offended

[@Liamthemaestro]

Yes he does stupid, that’s why he made the videos

[@kurbz.]

@@Liamthemaestro he made the videos for fun not to offend people

[@idkkonopes]

Fun fact he has ImJayStation on every of his thumbnail 😂💀

[@anthy938]

Yep

[@Stephen-Ca68845]

Cuz fakestation is his evil twin or his enemy fake station is called fake cuz he isnt da real one

[@cupmaster275]

Hello yo

[@cupmaster275]

Hello

[@cupmaster275]

Inkinke

[@glorythenova008]

*When people leave dislikes on our videos, we just laugh at them* KZbin: Dislikes go bye bye

[@ALiteralCatfish]

"How old are these guys? maybe 15 or 18 years old?" them: literaly look like they are 40, homeless and about to die

[@dyshoriasoftware6380]

“Zozo” is apparently a demon/entity that can be summoned with a ouija board

[@lucazio4154]

Yeah but it's more like 3am clickbait lingo. Almost every clickbait KZbinr that uses "3am" has probably mentioned it once or twice.

[@earass]

Or a 6 year old?

[@Kobe42069]

Lol

[@umaira2272]

@Dark_killerking Really?

[@traptracks9111]

And don’t forget he is the “the head of the demons”

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

DJ cook is actually the best anime protagonist, when everything is down hill and it seems like he is gonna fail he just stands back up and just completely does a 180 on dis fool

[@jamez3204]

The winner in the goku vs saitama fight should fight dj cook

[@nothesearechickens4203]

In case you dont know, ZOZO is apparently a demon that is known for tormenting ouija board users, but is probably a myth.

[@thelambinofamily37]

Lol the fact that he kicks his friend like he is the rock is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 btw zozo is a demon folklore

[@rose_biasedhiatus4257]

"mY gRaNdpA oWns a cOmpAnY" "sHe's liKe tHe oWneR" uh grandpa's aren't she's but ok

[@sandcable9332]

That was what I said

[@mateosanchez9085]

Well they could be trans but prob not like not defending him tho

[@fyodor8288]

@@mateosanchez9085 wouldn't theyre pronouns be different?

[@mateosanchez9085]

@@fyodor8288 ur right maybe this kid just doesn’t care

[@juicy446]

@@mateosanchez9085 he most likely doesnt

[@g2ube466]

Dj NEEDS TO BE THE HEAD OF MANAGEMENT AT KZbin Edit: thanks for the likes guys!

[@g2ube466]

:O NO WAY U LIKED O MY GODDD

[@thelmadalaguitalmaas9852]

Dj should work for youtube and delete every scammer videos

[@EditinqLasagna]

Exactly! He should be head of YT!

[@imbored394]

69 likes

[@whosmustafa__]

Yeah

[@aureliuswolf5554]

I liked how DJ cook was still tired because he first woke up and gone on discord and did the call but fake station is just ignoring that he is tired lol

[@Toadthefirst]

Good job dj cook!! I knew you wouldn't fail you never fail! #keepgoingdjcook

[@Zmplfy]

I'm watching this almost a year later and I am still shocked on how you managed to contact the big Bois of KZbin . Absolute legend. Round of applause

[@Knight-gn6lb]

Their instagram

[@officialxyg]

Same

[@saipremk2915]

"My grandpa has a company. SHE'S the owner."

[@UltravioletX]

😂😂😂😂

[@Hi-bb3gj]

Lol

[@christianortiz2248]

Lmao

[@saipremk2915]

@ImFakeStation Clips there is even a lover for a channel like that who make views on dead people?

[@sfreetimevideos2.040]

Lol

[@Triple07Aviation]

Once again ImFakeStation strikes yet again he posted a video about you what a surprise

[@Jimyjonson]

Bro is single handedly carrying the KZbin cleanup squad and he doesn’t even work for youtube

[@zinedsdrawkcab840]

The worst part is he's not even a kid. He's a fully grown up man.

[@democratic.dictatorship]

He’s still a kid.

[@eianshungry]

He's like 17 or 18 technically a kid slash teen

[@8Ball8888]

But acts 9

[@sabiradadani428]

*5* @@8Ball8888

[@8Ball8888]

@@sabiradadani428 thank you for correcting me

[@Noahbs81]

“Once your old enough you will have to work at McDonald’s” got me dying!😂

[@sreespydy6248]

Not mc Donald's he will work in noodles shop in India😂😂

[@Ch3zzIts]

@@sreespydy6248 😂 LOL

[@user-vs7rw7ok7k]

@@sreespydy6248 Umm, Why noodles shop in “India”

[@almira9162]

Time to go to the Ghost McDonald's again.

[@FuzaketeSatsugai]

@@user-vs7rw7ok7k bc that’s where they live

[@jamn7783]

Zozo is basically a very powerful demon

[@Sacho14]

Bro never backed down and never gived up. Wait I’m talking about you

[@blazestufff]

This guy's had the same color as some black people and they are racist Bro racism is not a good thing

[@donnellscott7743]

Exactly

[@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx]

Racist to your own skin color? Human logic

[@happyslappybear7893]

hes racist to his own race basically

[@magdasimona3450]

nice

[@libbymoreno2828]

@@magdasimona3450why is that nice to be racist to your own skin color?

[@deleted9913]

He Is even worse then Morgz. I mean Morgz isn't racist but this is a step ahead. 😠

[@hitman5128]

Ikr

[@morganbeatboxerman3774]

He's also worse then Jaystation

[@beambeam686]

Ya morgz clickbaits and makes Vids for kids and stuff and this kid just racist

[@A_zA]

Ikr this man made morgz look like the holy bible

[@t_baggerz4629]

THIS IS ssssoooooo true

[@tanruchirawat694]

The worst parent award gos to this guys parents

[@Haz_Oni]

My mom said that i can't laugh at kids with autism :sad:

[@0bI1v1on]

Wow how did you manage to stay so calm during this? I genuinely got so pissed off about him and you were just the calmest person ever

[@BluePasionTV]

He was half asleep. That was why😂

[@theretromain3065]

🤖

[@carenagallagher7492]

How douse he stay so calm😦

[@ahmadzaki7075]

"We have to go through the hard times,to get to the good times" -DJ Cook. Damn what a quote

[@h1dro.stuff.0091]

That we shall now put in a book.

[@DOMyth]

"today is his last day" (me watching three years later) man that took long

[@unacuentagenerica3273]

Naw these dudes made me laugh way too hard, and this guy's attemps to scare them are Even funnier

[@nadinemcdaniel9769]

yo as a black person i have mad respect for not giving up dj

[@twin2day647]

yeah. We all appreciate your hard work into getting rid of those idiots. Its also good to know right for wrong

[@dagoverner6322]

You're not black you're a human no matter your skin color

[@enzorex4964]

DJ, Zozo is “apparently” a ghost that possesses the Ouija Board.

[@domin8tion651]

thank you

[@shervinthomas6789]

Ok

[@siftanimationsandgaming5297]

NO he is a demon no ghost

[@siftanimationsandgaming5297]

@@notowen990 breh can u pls shut up

[@mrmemelol2003]

Thanks

[@anotherlazyweeb8360]

KZbin better just hire you to do their dirty work Big loss smh

[@IAmAHorribleBeing]

This is THE WORST KZbin EVER. The amount of disrespect he has is past the distance from Pluto to the sun.

[@lindacervantes6729]

Just disgusting, and offensive. Simple answer, take him off youtube.

[@reversehq8806]

Really amazing idea like that didn't try that 10 times already

[@goosegoose8345]

No. Sue him

[@50ksubscriberswithnovideos99]

DJ COOK GOT EXSPOSED BIG TIME😱😱😱👉kzbin.info/www/bejne/iofTeWB7jNWtoLs

[@left5396]

@@50ksubscriberswithnovideos99 bot

[@whoismolly]

the fact that he doesn't clickbait is unbelievable honestly

[@whoismolly]

@@deathreaperdoggo-sama8835 i am talking about dj cook

[@deathreaperdoggo-sama8835]

@@whoismolly Oh , sry , my bad , I’m very sorry , I’ll delete my reply

[@whoismolly]

@@deathreaperdoggo-sama8835 its Fine!

[@KaikaiDokeshii]

Ikr

[@Rio_SenpaiYT]

i straight up subscribe to him when i knew what his videos are about , DJ Cook is amazing

[@ariplays3581]

Hey DJ, I’ve been watching your channel and I’ve been wanting to know how you somehow emailed and contacted KZbin and/or Google. It’s like how do you get in contact with someone who works with such i huge platform? I’ve heard you say in your videos that you reply to people so pls tell me!

[@declanshea7622]

DJ 's face during the whole messaging segment

[@theoldmemer1726]

zozo is a horror movie also him: george floyd (his friend) me: wth

[@grithumes4078]

Its also the name of a very demonic spirit associated with the Ouija board

[@saitamaaintbeatingoku2593]

He is also a demon

[@candice_offiacial8109]

ok buddy make him mad now wtf am i saying

[@onyx7633]

Zozo zombie?

[@Sephrahx]

Fellow doge

[@sourler888]

This man goes to sleep and thinks I’m a great content creator

[@vinto2497]

😂

[@FastOnFacts587]

LMFAO

[@Reiko425]

They are great content creators

[@jcferrer1262]

This dude is litterally the janitor of youtube respect.

[@Ragesturbation]

Lol I haven't seen this video a long time I am so glad I see it again!

[@Carlos-jw2xd]

"They start smashing the train" *FBI OPEN UP*

[@nerfwarstuffcool1282]

Oscars

[@hngerbounya4832]

Oscars

[@andrew_jfjfjfjf]

Uhh, Oscars?

[@ultrametallix734]

Oscars

[@kermitthefrog312]

LMAO😂😆😁😂😆😁

[@spencerjclarkk]

“And then they start smashing the train” - DJ Cook

[@eduardoaguilar540]

😂😂😂

[@D_LGND]

These guys are stupid I swear to god

[@lenaameliazanakai9853]

@@D_LGND Who?

[@zetsu0737]

Ok

[@yonder8287]

@@D_LGND Were stupid? Your the one that missed the joke.

[@xgodei]

Zozo is one of the demon lords from the Ouija board

[@hatakechan167]

We appreciate you.

[@chipspacketcod1823]

I think these are two homeless people who just found like two or three devises

[@ash4316]

@Roblox player newdogmans Legendary Do you support them?

[@shivaharibhatta]

Ash he just said ok

[@officialvr1007]

@@shivaharibhatta no it sounded sarcastic

[@griffin7896]

AGREE

[@haidaaiwoy5288]

Lmao

[@traptracks9111]

He literally wore a robbers mask and called him black and laughing about it JUST FOR VIEWS that’s really messed up

[@John59264]

That’s pretty fricking messed up

[@DeenSamuel]

I wouldn't say for views. Since apparently likes and dislikes mean nothing to them

[@ammarahmed1384]

Thats fucking messed up of him

[@straweater]

I am Misfit, still bad

[@t_baggerz4629]

I thought it was a plastic bag or a trash bag.

[@aliyazia9823]

you are a person who never gives up

[@LuckySalamander5]

''Smashing the train'' is crazy 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💀💀🤣

[@Errooooorrrr]

How would he be giving 10,000 dollars when he can’t even buy an Ouija board

[@zharkx_]

xd

[@brathas24k7]

i swear this video was not age restricted and now it is. even still. ill always be here for you DJ Cook army on top Edit: where did my heart go? :D lol. probs glitched

[@arkadiuszzazula1360]

I agree to this!

[@Elkwinnie]

Yea I agree!

[@Nishkiev]

same

[@charliemcgarry7185]

Agreed. We should start a DJ army

[@WS10779]

@@Nishkiev we are a same face

[@PizzaFrog1]

Black Panther to Captain America - Get this man a shield KZbin to DJ Cook - Get This Man a Ban Hammer

[@awccreator]

Didn’t expect to see Brock lesnar in this video

[@aggaming903]

Dj Cook tryna clean up KZbin and doing good things KZbin: *aGe ResTrİctiOnN*

[@encouragingillusion6536]

Why did they age restricted it i *wanna know*

[@aggaming903]

@@encouragingillusion6536 İdk either bro

[@aethvital]

Same

[@Jaysmh]

It’s probably this part 5:45

[@stgamerworld3653]

Vv

[@YukoTategami]

"He's too black and he expose us!$ 1. IT'S SO OFFENSIVE SAYING THE DUDE IS TOO BLACK 2. Kobe And George are Dead and they can't expose if they're dead (frickin common sense)

[@sckribll]

@Hi RASIS NOOB

[@username0131]

@@sckribll rasis?

[@NightWolf-xf6tz]

That’s just a no no rasps is bad and you know that

[@NightWolf-xf6tz]

Rasis I mean

[@sckribll]

@Hi wait im confused

[@riddlerosehearts8143]

DJ, Zozo is the name of a demon that was believed to be summoned when playing on a Ouija Board.

[@George-fq7fj]

3:35 its springtrap guys

[@P0wower]

Them: the cook came to their house Reality: the cook came to destroy their channel

[@rayna6774]

Oh my god this is the best comment I’ve seen yet 😂

[@chrissequeira8580]

Lol

[@veenarana5]

The cook cooked their channel

[@sprunkadct]

Lol😂😂

[@SoulZ-16.]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[@crystalrivers8327]

DJ they’re back and they still continue to mock George floyde and making fun of you 😡😡😡

[@ishansibia]

Whats their name

[@zanedement2176]

@@ishansibia your mom

[@crxsh3rrr]

floyd*

[@jamssy3409]

@@zanedement2176 oh, a child is here

[@paoobakz]

And he made a video to Breonna Taylor and they said dj cook sucks george floyd deserved it

[@rudysalinas8684]

This is disgusting.. why on earth would they do that?

[@QuincyJJJ14]

With the amount of times he came back to KZbin he’s like that 00.1 percent of germs that DON’T FUCKING DIE!