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[@adamestrada7610]

"What did you do this weekend?" "Tuned my guitar."

[@pax_9365]

Underrated comment

[@ravenwhite87]

So underrated

[@ZaneDalton]

Lmfao 😂

[@brushot]

Bass*

[@B11video]

my thoughts exactly. I need to hire a guy.

[@JRLEY]

Q: What are you up to this weekend? A: Changing my strings

[@custer3176]

What did you do this weekend? Tuned my guitar

[@JRLEY]

@@custer3176 haha, yeah that's gotta be time consuming too!

[@jeffd7902]

Let’s hope it stays in tune well!

[@GRiiZZ]

Not including 3x the risk of having string to the eye than normal guitar

[@lagg2380]

Try to find 6th string

[@zapabeefart3755]

This reminds of the month in highschool when everyone got super into Rubix cubes until one day a kid brought one of the 20 sided ones and everyone else just stopped

[@oywiththepoodlesalready]

Zap A Bee Fart do we go to the same school?! Lol 😂😂😂

[@tellycaster9457]

It's spelled Rubik's you jackass go delete your account

[@tysonalvarado3628]

Telly Caster oh no

[@neonickhaos4811]

@@tellycaster9457 ahem Rewblex

[@lauricetendilla2647]

@@tellycaster9457 nah fam it's actually roblox

[@mr.t3440]

how bass players feel when they play a guitar

[@a64738]

LOL :) 4 strings is more then enough 4 me...

[@jimmym9947]

Djent 2016 is how guitar players feel when they play a bass

[@alecrisser12]

Not if you play a 6 string bass, then it's the other way around.

[@octillionZ]

@@alecrisser12 fretless 6 string bass. les claypools forté

[@DiegoEstevezSitar]

Actually, the feeling is more like when you go from a guitar to an Ukelele, hehe

[@noahbrooks1991]

18 strings?......WOW! That’s almost 19 strings!

[@neilmansilla4843]

Noah Brooks almost 20 too

[@legozach77584]

It's shockingly close to 21 strings

[@tomekgnr321]

It's cool but it's not quite 22

[@namename4804]

What about 23 guys?

[@teniles2572]

24 would be better...

[@xiiza6268]

Legend has it that the guitar was also responsible for the drumming.

[@chrisclark3445]

Most likely. That thing probably does all the recording and remastering and can play the harmonica too.

[@chrisclark3445]

@Nancy Erskine it's a very special guitar

[@chrisclark3445]

@Nancy Erskine it was a joke

[@guycroxford8192]

Nancy Erskine r/woosh

[@ItUnidentified]

Xii Za you guys are killing me lmao

[@dustinscoutwarren]

"But what if you break a string?" "That's what the other 17 are for."

[@jusstdaking5509]

"What if you break a string" Well, theres 17 others.

[@OlavUnngar]

4 years later and at 5:22 is still one of the most epic sounds I’ve ever heard. It’s pure power.

[@ratman2817]

This is just a hardcore harp and you can't convince me otherwise

[@trogdore3games498]

Best fucking hard core harp out there my dude

[@yellowman4337]

No it is not.

[@Darvar-SM]

Yellow Man Prove it

[@yellowman4337]

@@Darvar-SM No.

[@lpjdrummer12295]

Harpcore

[@PokeTycoon]

Sure I can jam with you guys! I just have to tune my guitar real quick.... give me a couple hours.

[@nahmaing8268]

Hahahaha

[@vfkrewl]

*millenia

[@KiwiFox3]

Dude, the video in my "related" was titled 'Pipe Organ (an instrument the size of a building)' And the guy mentioned that tuning the organ takes days. Bruh...

[@anthonylucarelli6532]

Lemme tune quickly.....the tuner doesn't tune this...damn

[@dadasaurusrex5461]

Dude this is what Mick Gordon needs for the Doom soundtracks.

[@doomguy2504]

Yes

[@Coastal_Cruzer]

As if he doesn't already

[@slasherz2477]

And Andrew Hulshult

[@nordicfalcon]

So you want to basically give thei DOOM Slayer of Metal music a chainsaw shotgun minigun fueled by djented fury? Mick Gordon would open fissures in reality if he used an 18 string. Chill out 🤣

[@ams_1046]

Girl:play me a song Guy:Hold up. Lemme just tune my guitar Girl:...

[@wabbajackwabbajack6932]

12 hours later......🤣

[@sayllo23]

its complicated

[@AndrewWebber]

More hours later.... "Okay, I'm ready to go." *strums Em* "Today is gonna be the day..."

[@martinkramer9350]

@@AndrewWebber 😁haha

[@DialingDock2]

"So much later that the old narrator got tired and they had to hire a new narrator"

[@nagalora]

Playing on Microsoft excel.

[@alif499]

Haha!

[@SuidAkrA1]

All Source Haha I thought same 😂

[@ignatiussharma6633]

Now that's a fresh one😂

[@adelly.s]

This deserves some more love

[@keithstone673]

Underrated comment right here

[@8yearoldwithagun426]

that must be absolute hell to tune.

[@ItsBabaEro]

Zeit113 just imagine how harder it would be to tune with a floating bridge

[@IzzyBoop]

tune?

[@dutchvanderlinde8099]

Ero fuck that😂

[@Kevin.Kelly.]

“Hang on, hang on”

[@harrythyer1108]

Imagine recording an album with that.. tune after every take...

[@PS3DJ09]

When Deftones kept adding an extra string to their guitars with each album this is what I imagined them eventually using.

[@guitarcoverz9289]

The intro riff was absolutely beautiful. Nice job Jared.

[@ahmadsqalli3904]

my favorite part still looking for tabs

[@guitarcoverz9289]

I normally just slow a song down when I wanna learn it

[@Bidwellz9]

@@ahmadsqalli3904 try anthemscore, it listens and transcribes the notes...may be helpful

[@kingcreature5206]

Fiver finger death punch - the bleeding

[@Angel-wo8gv]

WHEN THE TABS DON'T FIT IN THE PAPER

[@jacobmfamexo]

Standard Notation Master Race. ... Just give me a year to get used to switching between three clefs for the one instrument. And a to get used to reading the difference between 8vb8vb8vb and 8vb8vb.

[@sideralc13]

Thicc

[@faloel]

T H I C C

[@jakepat8603]

WIDE LODE

[@MrDoboz]

was gonna say the same lol

[@Stratocaster42]

One day they'll make an 88-string guitar and the djenters will realise that all they ever wanted for so long was to play the piano

[@thomasmaniece3386]

Just need to Track down "88 fingers Louie"

[@kennethnavalotajr3113]

Does it have frets

[@jos9573]

Actually, way more than 88 considering most notes on the piano use two or three strings resonating together in order to produce the sound. Usually somewhere between 220 - 240 strings.

[@michaelcosta7235]

Jos v.d. Weel they call that a chord.

[@dougmcnamara8049]

What he means is that the treble (right side) of the piano is strung with three strings to a course (all strings sound the same note), the tenor (middle area) through the upper bass is strung with two strings per course, and the lowest octave on the left of the piano is one string per key.

[@theabyssmaleye]

Who's here after Djent 2019 cause they love and miss this version?

[@sampeake4235]

I really hope he got the guitar back

[@christopherreed1740]

For real.

[@skategainesville]

Yep. Waaaay better than 2019.

[@ArtiimusPlays]

Well this was a one minded thing. 2019 was a collaborative effort so I think it's better honestly. This is still dope and I am here after that one as well. There are more "solo" ideas in this but again all of 2019 was meant to go collaboratively off one another and it did just that effortlessly.

[@Beatdown-Enjoyer-Slam-Lover-02]

Me

[@josiekyle3147]

lead guitarists: i’m better! rhythm guitarists: no, i’m better! jared, whipping out the djent: hold my beer

[@arya6085]

Now children, when a bass guitar and a guitar love each other very much...

[@Kyrelel]

they repeat comments made two months earlier that weren't funny then, either?

[@arya6085]

Scrolled through the comments, found it, sorry if it was yours didn't mean to copy you.

[@mynameiskai141]

Bitch that is a bass, guitar, ukulele, and a banjos offspring from a crazy weekend with a lot of shrooms and a lot of bukakkes

[@Ruukas9]

And piano in that orgy xD

[@m.beanfliquor3177]

@@Kyrelel don't be snooby. Share the love.

[@patermimhs4562]

Okay now give me my guitar back son

[@thunderwolfyt2085]

SATAN I will sell my soul to you for a corn chip

[@patermimhs4562]

ThunderWolf YT DEAAL

[@kennethbeaubouef3079]

Satan can I borrow that axe?

[@patermimhs4562]

kenneth beaubouef i will think about it my lovely child

[@SkyvDen]

SATAN let me guess your favorite tuning is drop q....

[@incognito2166]

Legend has it every time he hits the low string the sun moves closer to earth

[@thebossmongars9651]

*play doom metal*

[@aaronosborne56]

You need to get in touch with ID software and ask for a shot at the soundtrack for DOOM. 👹

[@memoryfoam2285]

Aaron Osborne finally, someone said it

[@angelbaker1241]

This comment deserves a medal

[@angelbaker1241]

Not only DOOM But a proper Quake sequel to QUAKE 2

[@heavyribassmaiden4924]

Greatest comment here, totally agree

[@ElectricBuckeye]

Basically just play Pantera, Slayer, and Alice In Chains. You have the DOOM soundtrack.

[@codydunnell7951]

Legend has it that this was the last time anybody ever truly saw Jared. Some say his soul ascended into Djenthalla and shreds in the mead hall for eternity. Others think it was just a really bad trip.

[@dustinroy3024]

Cody Dunnell 😂😂😂

[@Angel-wo8gv]

Djenthalla, a known town in the province of Thall.

[@TheDoomGuy420]

-Is this a guitar or a weapon? -Yes

[@thatoneidiotxav]

*"What about both?"*

[@nathanbaca5131]

They call it an axe for a reason

[@Tfisherbemol]

A fucking harp

[@duewhit310]

Of mass distortion

[@bananabong4911]

This needs a whammy bar And by that I mean 3 individual floyds

[@aarxv_s1042]

I cant sleep now Floyd Rose special not the original one 💀

[@zekewillard8703]

"Teach my how to djent" Guitar teacher: ok so forget everything I've ever taught you

[@Sky3RN]

Nice harp dude.

[@maxj9204]

Djent 2019: literally a harp with pickups

[@vampyratexd]

harp? i thought it was the world's first djent sithar

[@Zigzagstroker]

It's not a harp it's an electric violin my dude

[@Strings-jg2to]

It's a piano.

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

I thought it was a shovel...

[@TheInfiniteFool]

When people ask why I play an 8 string instead of just playing a bass I'll link them to this. That should Do it.

[@wiget17]

BLARGTEHTACO same here!

[@johnsvanlife4429]

that is the same with me i play a 8 string too

[@deangoff4748]

BLARGTEHTACO in this case instead of a bass, it should be a harp 😂🤙🏻

[@jules.b9202]

What tuning is that guitar in? Drop Z

[@RooseCochran]

I feel at some point we'll have to use Greek letters.

[@federicozabatta1612]

Drop Omega!!!

[@IR-O-IN-I-IN]

That comments doesn't make sense

[@renatobetancour3763]

@@federicozabatta1612 Drop ooga booga

[@6.thedollar415]

Drop ß

[@moisesdgonzalez]

6:07 "I call this move... The Slipknot"

[@CrawleonDunger]

If Jim leaves his guitar near Clown

[@Jet-ok7qm]

What's the low string do? Planet explodes.

[@benjaminchartier6458]

Reminds me of john Petrucci psycho exercises," I have a device which allows me to reverse the earth on it's axis,so I could get the 60 million notes per minute,but too many people died."....

[@ToastyTstdToast]

@@benjaminchartier6458 "crowbar's planets collide plays in the distance"

[@williamchastain8107]

@Richard Cole ah, a South Park veiwer I imagine

[@heftyhugh9086]

Loooooooooooooool

[@falblinger7015]

ya ever heard of a 15 String Bass video by this long boi bass guy? Truly Brown notes

[@VGMrawk]

Set of strings: $132.57

[@joebuckhoff]

VGMrawk fuck it... 1 set of piano wire lol 88 key "Dick Tracy " reff

[@Ferrichrome]

Still cheaper than cello strings

[@kevinlokitsjr6820]

I lost my shit when he pulled out that giant pick🤣🤣🤣

[@Joim87]

That shit was hilarious! And the baseball bat to top it off was perfect haha

[@kevinlokitsjr6820]

Joakim Borregaard frick yeah!🤣 something slipknot would do for sure😂

[@SeekLifeAfterZombie]

Same lol

[@SeekLifeAfterZombie]

And when he swept the strings with it also 😂🤣

[@chrisx7090]

No lie, I was scrolling through the comments when I seen that on the video and seconds later seen your post.

[@Darthfader23]

Out of all the Dent videos you have done, Jared, I gotta say, this one is probably my favorite. Well done, bro!

[@zedboiii]

When you love microsoft excel but Djent is life

[@maxlow998]

Zaldhy Darwin underrated comment

[@Phoenix-ox2jr]

I don’t get it

[@bakr3106]

the fretboard looks like an excel spreadsheet i think

[@cameronleonard2451]

Phoenix the tablature for any song involving such a guitar would appear similar to a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet.

[@yonikup2865]

Had to wait till 4/20 to release the video, classic weed boi Jared...

[@v.2472]

Yoni Kup pathetic

[@yonikup2865]

cristobal zabala its a joke mate ^^

[@danielmccarten4357]

cristobal zabala Take it easy, dude...

[@v.2472]

Yoni Kup hope so

[@v.2472]

Second Sight what a square?? Nah its just that I hate people shouting all the time that the smoke pot thinking they are badass, in fact I support that weed should be legalized in my country and I think its totally fine if you smoke, really

[@vanceheitman4407]

5:21 one of my fave solos of all time. Killed it!

[@AndyG3173]

3:33 is just pure sexual satisfaction

[@penunggangunta3126]

Lol

[@TheGeekstream]

Each time you hit the E string, an earthquake occurs in Japan.

[@DioStreams]

TheGeekstream nah, when he hits the lowest string on that guitar, Yellowstone gets closer to erupting

[@speedmetal1147]

Which one? i see like 8 E strings

[@ekkasmusic]

TheGeekstream 😂😂😂

[@fasthands1631]

Speed Metal 6

[@raykervin4245]

TheGeekstream Well I’m fucked cos I’m Japanese and I live in Japan,I guess I have to experience the earthquake again lol

[@Chainbrain]

Did it come with a capo

[@JownYRabbit]

Chainbrain underrated comment

[@midnightgaming4269]

You mean a kapooo

[@slayallthedeamons]

a kap00000

[@psp777]

a 2x4 board with a couple of bungee chords would work ;)

[@slayer_sam8824]

This is probably the best comment I've seen so far😂😂

[@davidlawson7786]

Love it! Great guitar player, hard work and dedication shows in his playing. Great job Jared!

[@RockStarOscarStern634]

0:38 Tuning from Top string to Bottom string is A3, E4, B3, G3, D3, A2, E2, B1, Gb1, Db2, Ab1, Eb1, E1, B0, Gb1, Db1, Ab0, Eb0.

[@keyboarddestroyer6154]

Do you need a piano? No, I have 18-strings guitar

[@a_aus_pe]

Thanks I just wanted to count the strings😂

[@crunked6674]

why would you need a piano?

[@isaiticante8465]

LOL, his guitar has more octaves than a piano, he's on the next level lml

[@keyboarddestroyer6154]

@@isaiticante8465 and piano can't djent 😆

[@dbruinsm132]

Isaí Ticante Ehm, a normal six-string already has more notes then a piano as well xD

[@willowandluka5302]

When a bass and a guitar love each other very much...

[@zacharytaylor8463]

Cole Lutz that beast is the result of a threesome of two guitars and a bass 😂

[@youbutinreverse]

Zachary Taylor I'm sure the contrabass which was filming didn't resist to hop in too

[@carolzelayda6135]

Cole Lutz The Love Child Of A Bass And A Guitar *#lovehasnoboundaries*

[@ethanbates5267]

Cole Lutz lol

[@elvergalarga3908]

So the top strings are from a bass?? Pls answer me lol

[@elshamo8275]

Cannot stop hearing!!! Love it!!! Great sound man!!!

[@shaggystair9549]

This guitar is Nobel Prize worthy! Thank you for its creation.

[@brandonjeffers7164]

I think people forget how talented you are behind all the comedic stuff. Videos like this are prime examples of the real talent behind everything you put out.

[@joerensh8463]

Brandon Jeffers why would we forget how talented he is?

[@danyrszz]

He's a fucking beast we all know that!

[@chris_htepo]

Takes talent to play in binary. Yup

[@IMSTTVV]

what makes you think people are forgetting how talented he is?

[@wheresallthezombies]

I'm pretty sure people are well aware he's not a comedian.

[@omgausername7]

I wanna see some 18 string sweep picking

[@simonmadewell8551]

Your profile is aptly named for this comment

[@sev6221]

It never gets old

[@Kaskets3D]

Every time. I wish this had vocals. Such a dope production. Djent with taste.

[@user-yp5dg5pg1r]

my heart stopped as you took the baseball bat in your hand

[@shanerosczewski7812]

Niko B same, if he broke it I would’ve had a heart attack

[@abdaniel487]

Yup.

[@tonyswrldxoxo]

Same here

[@rabcar9915]

me too

[@joshkitchen9140]

Me three

[@TheNerdyGinger]

Damn, totally worth the wait. I like how you actually tried to use the guitar’s entire range and make a really good song with it. Goddamn though, that pick is the size of a dinner plate 😂

[@luketowner805]

TheNerdyGinger he didn't! I like Jared's music, but this could have been played on an 8 or a 9 string.

[@TheNerdyGinger]

luke towner I did say “tried”

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

I was about to comment “dinner plate?” as literally right then he picked up the pick XD

[@sandhead47]

And his guitar is the size of a table. Your point? XD

[@captaincastaway6705]

It’s also a mouse pad if you look hard enough

[@williamrothfus3541]

This needs to be put on Spotify and it will be my most played song for every year.

[@soggyman3852]

This is the best video in jared's djent series. Change my mind

[@beard78748]

For the guitarist that only has one friend and that friend plays drums

[@ZmbiSayr]

Cough cough me

[@meo1601]

What else do u need?

[@stevent5229]

Jared actually plays drums

[@benji4343]

I'm the drummer friend

[@marekprzybyszewski9961]

Bolzer? Bell witch?

[@noahbrooks1991]

Bro imagine having a 6 string guitar! Dude that would be the future!

[@user-pf8hw7uh9z]

No shit bro

[@maxlemke9.5]

Noah Brooks imagine a 1 string guitar

[@iler859]

max lemke check out brushy one string

[@maximilien_4382]

I Ler definitely

[@mycinematics8948]

6 string is too hard to play so I welded a cello, harp and my bass to my regular guitar.

[@bubaa1218]

God can’t believe this is almost 3 years old time flys

[@scooter2477]

By far the still the best djent from Jared

[@harshroy5165]

"String theory explained by Jared Dines"

[@WalmartTom]

Rob Scallon: "I have my own 8 string guitar!" Jared Dines: "Hold my beer!"

[@andreilucian722]

Tom Dankers Jared:That's cute

[@lachlansmith7613]

Tom Dankers course he would tel rob to hold his beer Jared cannot even hold his own

[@_lun4r_]

Huska sinanović *really*

[@UltimateLGxR9]

Davie504: **Laughs in 24 strings**

[@tony_ghost9]

THATS AWESOME

[@me.crunchy7181]

2 years later and I still remember you getting scammed out of this guitar

[@bomoore9872]

i feel like someone out there genuienly plays this and dedicates their life to this and only this and let me say, I respect

[@sagidash6159]

By the time you restring the last string, the first one is already rusty

[@jonathankuykendall3239]

This made me bust out laughing.

[@jlettizard6465]

Now that’s funny

[@metaldad1967]

Yup

[@Za6strngr]

Still laughing on that one

[@joshuam2154]

Sagi Dash. Dude u gotta make this a meme

[@erogenesisart3111]

Djent 2019: Golden Gate Bridge plugged into a Mesa Boogie 100W stack

[@robenhood7_517]

can we even do that ?

[@erogenesisart3111]

@@robenhood7_517 lol it would require some serious wiring and he'd have to use a wrecking ball to 'play' the individual cables xD

[@timothyissler3815]

I so wanna see this done.

[@theinfinityscout3289]

Thats some low tunning right there

[@MajorDstruction]

Loved the tapping intro. Quite beautiful.

[@j.d.7208]

Jared's one of the most well rounded talented musicians on the net period

[@beanbean6153]

Now put a capo on it.

[@MyDemon32]

Mr Boogie Woogie nah you need a belt for this

[@RTPxPJ]

You would need a rather large kapoo

[@dorchadas63]

Or three

[@OverKnoxx]

DIY Pencil Capo's???

[@TakenTooSeriously]

Kepoo

[@tomdc5311]

Hope they release a ukulele version

[@02kingjimmy]

Tom Ducks

[@driftliketokyo34ftw35]

That would be cool.

[@erlthebirdPH]

Djent 2019 made me watch this again

[@jasonbarber6048]

Two years later and it still holds up

[@ImaDjentleman]

Who knew my username would still be relevant all these years later

[@marijntv871]

ImaDjentleman omg ur so good😂😂😂😂

[@christophermcginty1934]

ImaDjentleman are you Djentder Fluid?

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

Your username is still relevant fellow djentleman

[@thedangersofoxygen135]

3 years? How long has djent been a thing?

[@tosemcriatividade6449]

WEEEEEEEE PAPAPARA PO PAPARA PO WEEEEEEEE PAPAPARA IMDJENTLEMAAAAN

[@aryasoeltan]

Who's here waiting for 2019 Djent

[@Sergi338]

Me

[@hunterbiden7391]

Love the avatar

[@JvanEdits]

Me

[@janbelcher1896]

Feel like it's be the Ormsby Custom plus a Djentstick

[@Rinneganlean]

@@Sergi338 oh yeah yeah

[@anthonypellegrini2513]

That things cracks me up, but I love it! Sounds awesome!

[@666xather]

This made my year. Even though I'm a year late. Amazing..

[@shawcremeans1773]

It's all fun and games until you break a string

[@jasonramirez7780]

Shaw Cremeans I hate it when that happens

[@Anonymous-cw6oj]

Imagine getting hit with that top string. It'd break your kneecaps

[@phantomechelon3628]

And you have to raid a dockyard for some of their steel cable... O_o

[@ssosso79]

floating tremolo bridge😢

[@FAB1150]

How the hell do you break that cable, you could build Bridges with it

[@callummoodley6311]

Was expect him to just play smoke on the water

[@trevvo9055]

Callum Moodley I can imagine Kmac2021 doing that 😂

[@VenNoel]

He did that on his instagram

[@ThatBlindGuy247]

Nigel was gonna say the same thimg 😂

[@marlogreen9706]

How many string do you want your custom guitar sir? -yes

[@sqlb3rn]

all of them

[@liamprisk4642]

In Soviet Russia, guitar plays you.

[@claytob]

"Anyway here's Wonderwall"

[@finnthefinn]

Claytob ”dude play smoke on the water”

[@mattizlinden58]

Looks like a world of Warcraft boss

[@Keiko_Kitsune]

He's E.T.C

[@bradleywhite8290]

worldcraft

[@mattizlinden58]

Bradley White cmon man let me have this

[@garagekrons]

Switching from a regular pick to the two day old pizza slice was such a clutch move

[@bjohnkautzman1041]

I thought that was a mouse pad...

[@phillblack1745]

Jared I lost my phone it finally remembered your site again I'm subbing immediately

[@error_1105]

That is a metal harp Change my mind.....

[@mcbride8245]

Have you considered- uh........ I got nothing

[@cinna_cappu]

It has frets duhhh and tuning keys

[@error_1105]

@@cinna_cappu That's a metal harp with frets and tuning keys Change my mind Duuuh

[@cinna_cappu]

How the fk does a harp have frets

[@frostfirex7467]

On Steve’s the top few strains do not have a fret

[@vanguardsr368]

Q. how many strings can a guitar have A. all of them

[@idunno2264]

Thall of them

[@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica]

So this is what a girl feels like when her man pulls out a 13 inch dick.

[@neutronbob22]

That guitar alone keeps Ernie Ball open for business.

[@idunno2264]

@@neutronbob22 It's not Ernie ball.

[@neutronbob22]

@@idunno2264 strings?

[@Tyler4x4i1]

We need DJENT 2019!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@annarose7950]

I love you so much Jared you are so amazing

[@41mhz25]

This is the Pro model too. It comes with a pick despenser, a built in drum machine, its own fiddle bow that stores inside the neck, a barometric gauge and a propane engine powered carrying case. Chainbrain it does not come with a capo.

[@scottykingdavid]

41 Mhz thats hilarious .. You forgot the optional chainsaw and kerosene for grilling

[@xijinmusic]

Dealbreaker.

[@nemezalightcel5771]

Holy shit, you can hold a whole band in your two hands.

[@ash8936]

i’m sorry a pick dispenser? SOLD

[@introvertedidiot6140]

forgot the smoke machine

[@CameronFleury]

I challenge you to write a song playing only on your face inlay.

[@Djohnson019]

Cameron Fleury don't worry. Even with that he propably still got more notes than an entire six-string.

[@mechc9937cognition]

Please god

[@CameronFleury]

Dick Johnson more range than an 88 key piano.

[@paulgallant3675]

Awesome I have shared this in a few places well done

[@motiondrummer7661]

This is just incredible

[@MikeRotch11]

The possibilities with this guitar are endless. You could run three completely separate open tunings at once, throw in a few custom made capos and the world's biggest guitar slide and you could have a masterpiece.

[@sirioviazzi5616]

Mike Rauch Dude so true? Jared needs to do this

[@mortensen1961]

Won't need a slide made. Just grab a fence post.

[@TheYouTubesters12]

mortensen1961 😂

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

Reminds me of the Variax(e?)

[@dedket7777]

I mean you can most likely tune the whole guitar to the circle of fifths.

[@HungryLights]

I think at this point, it is not even a guitar anymore. It is just a weird harp.

[@fukaimori1]

Hungry Lights harpsichord

[@jessechalif2428]

Yeah

[@SkittlesSkittles.]

Hungry Lights it’s a noodle container

[@AAAAAA-zx8vi]

A Hjarp

[@publicmockeryofaliar4901]

Hungry Lights no floating strings=not qualified as a harp. This is just a tapping guitar.

[@foxofstonks1809]

With this you dont need a band, you ARE the band now

[@BoCore]

2020 - Still fuccin awesome man, just a true, blasting symphony

[@noahbrooks1991]

Next guitar hero game will have Jared and this guitar as a boss level.

[@infinite8454]

But will he Djent?

[@DashRantic]

I for one can't wait for Djent Hero to come out!

[@hyperbiscuit2284]

DashRantic it's guitar hero, but the guitar doesn't have any fret buttons. Its all open strums.

[@rosalinelafleur5132]

hyper biscuit the only fret button is green

[@TheRustedShackleford]

We could only be so lucky

[@DuneStar01]

Dare you to sweep pick on every string

[@tretheonly3311]

Ha bet

[@joebuckhoff]

I think his had is almost as long as the neck

[@skwisgaarskwigelf331]

I can dos it!!!

[@Bmxmusikian]

Fuck yeaa

[@anthonycaruso8044]

HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THIS!

[@PootaurStuff]

Awesome guitar and kick arse playing!!!