Gura addresses chest jokes...

[@itslvc5588]

Chat: You can't me mad at us. We're too cute Gura: You dare use my own spells against me, Chat?

[@Bulldogg6404]

I wish it had been included in the clip, she did actually use the same "I'm too cute" line against the chat just a few moments earlier in the stream. This comeback was perfectly timed and executed.

[@EddieB-ready]

Chat really got The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobed

[@satan9265]

You should use Chat instead of potter

[@itslvc5588]

@@satan9265 Yeah you right

[@Vshzn]

The one that typed that must be clapped af

[@Random_Fanguy]

1:58 Dude in chat successfully uses her own spell against her.

[@uggranpops8442]

"you dare use my own spells against me, chat?"

[@muhammadandriansyukurramad7220]

Uno reverse card

[@kin4386]

The noise she made in response to that was amazing.

[@uggranpops8442]

@@kin4386 "pew pew pew pew pew"

[@kin4386]

@@uggranpops8442 Nono not that one

[@mr_neurotic_03]

Am i getting lectured by a shark about my weak willpower?

[@MasterOfInfinity]

Small but savage shark

[@wat4398]

Yes we are getting lectured why a shark about our willpower

[@paladinblitz1255]

Yes, yes you are.

[@Zain69z]

By asking for more dislikes

[@alasceusaxarius4062]

Perhaps

[@werbearjack]

"You guys have no willpower." Gura is an apex predator - she always goes for the kill.

[@BastardOfTheNorth]

Yep shes one of ours,alright. I dont go off often but when I do I waste zero time; it's right for the throat.

[@The_True_Dark_King]

Except humans have guns.

[@sexilatinoboi69]

Her chest has no will power to grow

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@BastardOfTheNorth She had no fucks to give

[@avregecenturion5719]

Hence the death counter on the lower left

[@cerealissoup84]

I have never been more offended by something I 100% agree with

[@alexpufahl7484]

Wasn’t expecting to find an Acaster quote here.

[@hwottao3218]

But Is water wet?

[@TheMaitoPulla]

@@hwottao3218 no

[@OctaGr4m]

Is it just me or is that 100% looking kinda T H I C C

[@someonewhoisbored2346]

@@connylee2191 CEREAL ISN'T CONCRETE

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Gura is on Rushia's side

[@brisloviayt829]

Which side

[@marsrover6194]

The side of the Petta-

[@deminisis]

She's here! Save yourse-

[@proto1507]

Are you the new Justin Y? As I'm seeing your comments everywhere.

[@lunatic-k5209]

But how HOW SHE FINE US HO-

[@michaelchristidis8658]

Everybody gangsta till Gura shows her true self

[@Jaydeig]

Wut

[@WholeLottaLalo]

Facts

[@lorenzogutierrez5959]

Real self be having bazoonkadonkas

[@itzyishi5844]

Drunk anime loli?

[@WholeLottaLalo]

@@itzyishi5844 drunk Onee-San anime loli irl?

[@Majima_Nowhere]

The 375,412,783rd person to write "lol chest" in chat: "I have achieved Komedy"

[@thychosenone4322]

Did you really count?

[@pauldesu6859]

Ok so the limit is 375,412,782

[@siukong]

@@pauldesu6859 There's an old saying in Tennessee: Fool me 375,412,782 times, shame on you. Fool me 375,412,783 times ...

[@dzibaan]

The 375,412,783rd person to use i have achieved comedy joke: “I have achieved comedy”

[@StarboyXL9]

Its still funny lol

[@ZeR0W1]

Looking at pettan joke: "I don't need it" "I don't need it" "I don't need it" "I don't need it" "I don't need it" ... I NEED IT!!

[@mikellobabilozach3482]

WE ALL NEED IT!!!!

[@JohnSmith-qi6tz]

Pain Pettan

[@mikellobabilozach3482]

@@JohnSmith-qi6tz wait wait no dont say that-

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

666 LIKES MAH DUDE

[@ddktn2539]

I DONT NEED YOUR VALIDATION

[@handcraftedbygodhimself]

Thank Matsuri that she didn't have a trident. Or else she could've thunder cross split bonk'd chat.

[@bred171]

Like your profile pic.

[@eyesneveropen-meow-5125]

Blessed amelia gura

[@VumSenpaiChHololiveClips]

I mean I wouldn't mind

[@ddangerx]

@doppio yeagar za warudo is a jojo reference

[@Seve7th]

I'm gonna have to ask for the sauce of your pfp, good sir

[@anaanastasijasul3831]

Chat: says a cutting board joke Gura: so you have chosen death

[@atree86]

Chat:"You cant be mad at chat. We're too cute Gura: *A*

[@vinny7374]

How tf did u make that

[@kamikaze8105]

Kirby emoji?

[@norx1199]

@@vinny7374 he paid that

[@doublepinger]

None of the chat was cutting board - did she make that one herself??

[@knoutrrra1035]

Oh I see, I see what it is You saw a clippable moment and you can't help yourself You can't help yourself to make a funny monetizeable moment Your hands... *Your hands* I can, I can See them Hovering around the record button Shaking *You are Sha-king* *EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR BEING LIKE* Don't-don't make the clip Don't make the clip But listen, now look at you No willpower... No willpower you make the clip anyway *MAKE THE CLIP ANYWAY* _cute smol shork laugh_

[@kenshell9528]

A fine addition to the collection

[@Ghost-vl2zw]

@@the1necromancer It really is lol

[@JacobeKun]

We spam this to the stream

[@stepcracker5353]

hey, does someone knows a good voice modificator for becoming a vtuber ? I suck and my voice is not masculine enough to be a dude and not feminine enough to be a female... any ideas ?

[@jackabossnd.co.7237]

@@stepcracker5353 Be yourself, no one likes voice changers

[@Matando]

She's not mad..... she's just disappointed.

[@dietznuts8106]

*GURA* tely disappointed...

[@alvarofigueiredo6450]

@@dietznuts8106 found another ina alt

[@Vysair]

she's disappointed for missing what's not there in the first place. The chest

[@danielhueg769]

Noooo 😭

[@beyondthesmp8972]

She’s just flat.

[@_Lis13]

Gura: goes at chat Chat: reverse uno card

[@tarkusd7534]

"you can't be mad at chat. we're too cute" In Guras mind: how dare you use my own weapon against me

[@vbgvbg1133]

You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

[@titanama0574]

Yes. Yes I do.

[@shishash5472]

2:20 pew pew dont mind me, just a replay button

[@royluo5139]

Love it, arigato

[@salmon_is_decent8179]

Very informative. Thank you good sir. I shall add this to my scholarly archive and shall use this for my upcoming thesis & TED Talk titled: “The Psychophysiological Correlation of Flat-Chest Apex Predators and Cute Pew-Pew Noises”

[@FyLit]

@@salmon_is_decent8179 lol

[@theRealSlimGordon]

Shooting lasers from her eyes sound like:

[@AlexGonzalez-ys9uc]

Ill do u one better 1:48

[@jomujomu7513]

Gura: You dare use my own spells against me chat!?

[@axellion4573]

Yes, I am the smol shark

[@Kastor774]

I caught this at 301 views. The bug doesn't exist anymore, but it somehow felt nostalgic enough for me to comment on.

[@LordTurnip_]

The under 301 club 😔

[@yesname96]

Feeling somewhat nostalgic........

[@stepcracker5353]

hey, does someone knows a good voice modificator for becoming a vtuber ? I suck and my voice is not masculine enough to be a dude and not feminine enough to be a female... any ideas ?

[@bananasplit4391]

@@stepcracker5353 just be a character that is uncomfortably ambiguous. Recipe for success.

[@stepcracker5353]

@@bananasplit4391 What kind of "uncomfortably ambiguous" are we talking about here ? (UNFxavier7591 on discord, available 24/24 for advice gifts)

[@StarboyXL9]

"You guys see the word chest and you absolutely can't help yourselves." I mean, she ain't wrong.

[@SomeCoolGuyCh]

Gura: "I can see you typing the jokes!" Chat: Haha Gura has no *chest*

[@Kastor774]

Your next line is "haha smol chest" _haha smol chest_ WHAT?!

[@si.ni.a0795]

Why did I know that I would see you here? Already saw you on stream erlier... lmao

[@SomeCoolGuyCh]

@@si.ni.a0795 I'm everywhere👀

[@mikellobabilozach3482]

@@SomeCoolGuyCh i dont want to ruin the 69 like but i want to like it ahh!!!!!

[@Tippy555]

@@mikellobabilozach3482 its gonna be gone anyway, dunno why people like you make such a big deal about it

[@HeatBoi]

This just cemented how funny Gura truly is

[@zhiracs]

A gremlin to her core

[@Lopezprieto]

I can't like your comment Heat, cause it's on 69 likes. I just put my "like" down here.

[@radscorpion8]

this is why she's the best hololive girl by far...she's amazingly funny. And cute ^.^. She doesn't need breasts

[@noahholderman5725]

Gura: “you’re shaking, trying not to make the joke.” Me: “My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...”

[@sakuruichi]

is that a JoJo Refere-

[@riastradh]

I fucking love when she just looks through the screen and roasts chat. It’s the best

[@amethyst_dawn]

Gura standing up for herself and roasting the chat is the best content.

[@callumsparrow4379]

Gura may not have much of a chest, but she’s an absolute treasure chest of cuteness.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Here Gura wants to just make silly noises riding a minecart and chats gotta make a chest a joke

[@Koronel79]

"Words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me." - some dwarf in South Park

[@roycepaisen699]

"you cant be mad at chat, we're to cute" gura: YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELLS AGAINST ME POTTER

[@stunseed8385]

*angry shork noises* Everyone else: 'Aww she's so cute, let's continue teasing her'

[@vordeseite7273]

Chat: *makes a chest joke* Gura: "Listen here, you little shit."

[@DiggitySlice]

Rushia fights them with death metal screams, Gura fights them with heaping amounts of sass

[@PolarBaron]

The part at the end of the stream where she read the super chat about chat reflecting her by being cute and mischievous was the perfect end.

[@razkable]

She not cute she flat

[@RosemaryShinbuki]

Gura: anything related to chest Chat: Petan and no chest joke Go brrrrrrrrr

[@razkable]

I mean you gotta do it because so many girls pretend not having boobs is attractive to guys for their psyche after being online when they grew up not thinking it mattered before when its not true and for guys its perfectly ok to care about sexual desires fantasy standards in a mate like boobs... and they try to make fun of girls with big natural boobs as if the same comedy applies to them as flat girls when it doesn't and we prefer big boobs to flat and they rarely have issues getting guys they want...it must hurt their backs sometimes to carry extra weight but I'd rather have sex with a big boobed milf with a good body and face than a flat younger aged girl even around age 22 cause it would feel like having sex with a teenage boy...sorry...and I am 26

[@migue1ito73]

Some Guy in chat: "You can't get mad at us, were cute" Ohohohoho How the turn tables

[@PC_797]

1:17 I love how she said that XD that voice was perfect

[@ramhyris7698]

"You have no willpower" Me who survived NNN: :0

[@volteuss]

Oh look! A cute shork. It can't hurt us! Shark: *PROCEEDS TO ROAST* -crying in the rain-

[@sebotrp]

Gura's chat is like reddit. Same joke is posted over and over again but somehow months later people still keep posting it.

[@DrDunsparce]

And youtube comments

[@jennifercorbett8640]

"Ha ha, Reddit bad! This isn't repetitive or annoying at all!"

[@wesnohathas1993]

Some jokes are immortal

[@justinpillai5713]

Reddit is the dumpster of the internet. All funny jokes die there, it’s like the event horizon where all comedy is just gravitated towards then sucked in and erased. One of the most racist, sexist, pedophilic places on the internet. Full of pretentious idiots who don’t know what they’re talking about, almost every Redditor is a sack of shit who doesn’t have a life outside of their video games. Reddit is undoubtedly the worst Internet forum/social media ever.

[@jesterthecat-202]

twitter: hold my toxicity.

[@belnikorn1294]

Chat: *makes flat chest jokes* Gura: My disappointment is immeasurable but my day wasn't ruined

[@GameCyborgCh]

Odd-Eyes: "you can't be mad at chat.we're too cute" Gura: "You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"

[@wishihadabrain2]

Me: Hands hovering above the keyboard

[@calimantis]

Gura's monologue there is brimming with "you frickin fricks just can't ever be quenched" energy

[@JP-hk6xw]

When will you learn. THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[@razkable]

Smarty nerdy characters never have big boobs in fiction or real life..it's a shame they become scientists but don't have good bodies or care about looks

[@austinhall3937]

"You can't be mad at chat were too cute" Waluigi has joined the chat: _Waah_

[@ricardofeijo871]

The power of reverse uno card at its best. XD

[@kevintloney]

Gura's head wobble is so cute at 1:35.

[@dmaxcustom]

Someday these clips are gonna be treasures worth of being put in some crystal for safe keeping.

[@xav7311]

"You can't help yourselves" The demons... I try to keep them in, but even now, i can't... Hold... Them... Inside... Gooruh no chest lol

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

That “I’m sorry what did you say” I know that tone too well

[@pjen410]

Gura : "No will power" Insert Korone meme : "No confidence"

[@tysonfontanez]

2:12 "I guess you are my little PogChamp"

[@Scy416]

"by the trident I bonk you" Me:The flat side?

[@breach4135]

You're videos have made me happy during a time where I feel so alone and sad, thank you so much even if if I dont have time to catch your streams...

[@quantum_nekomancer]

OK, I don't like chest jokes, but now that she has shown how beautifully mean she can be, I hope to have made one so that insult would be aimed at me.

[@Deathmonkey361]

1:50 Trevor makes a guest appearance.

[@mal6263]

The Trevor side of her came out

[@bigbadseed7665]

I'm surprised no one made a lewd joke when she said "get off easy."

[@DannySmithson]

Stop it *Bonk*

[@phlegmconnoisseur2241]

Gura: "Your hands, I can see them" Me: "Oh no..."

[@ArielAnemoiAsuraism]

Unlike gura's, storage chest can store stuff but gura cant

[@lizamaeleyson8668]

*Gura innocently rides a minecart while everybody freaks out because she said a chest joke*

[@Afrochilla]

I like how Gura gets tilted over her flat chest but that doesn’t stop the rule 34 artists

[@Khada_Jhin4444]

I dont know why but my face is smiling and its stuck now

[@zacharywindover9840]

Random person: makes chest joke Everyone else in the chat: HAHA PEAK COMEDY

[@KillerCornMuffin]

Flat chest is justice. I will never stop saying this.

[@rzt_3542]

I haven't even started watching her and I'm already getting lectured.

[@purpl3live754]

0:57 she is slightly having second thoughts of being born

[@tcistrash9911]

Gura: has an axe Also Gura: uses cooked chicken to break a chest

[@itsalternation9102]

Ive been watching these short compilations of her for a day now, this is unholy

[@DrMedic-qp7nc]

More importantly, how long is this frickin' Minecart ride? Is She riding into the abyss??

[@allxtend4005]

all Hololive en members build that tunel for over 3 hours :D

[@DrMedic-qp7nc]

@@allxtend4005 lol

[@dekygo3629]

1:55 *i can see this as an absolute win*

[@grimmrockbro3597]

2:00 How the tables have turned.

[@Hobobobobo]

Dam, someone pulled out the uno reverse card. NOICE

[@PureLanceTea]

Lmao you always on top of things how l hope you get rest once in a while lol. Thanks for the clip

[@jaydeng.3029]

I like that one comment that just says "gremlin"

[@nuggetnotorious242]

Lmao you can SEE the double take

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

She knows how to say stuff that really cuts you deep. THAT must be why they call them cutting boards...

[@the_m0.onchild]

Hearing Gura make car noises in the minecart melted me

[@nobuffer101]

Gura: "Look at you, no willpower..." Damn Gura.

[@greenline720]

"These hands. LOOK AT THESE HANDS. These. Hands are still clean."

[@skepticmafia]

1:50 lol

[@lunatpr5594]

2:00 *"Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.* *I was there was it was written."*

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Guy : You can't be mad at us, we're too cute. (Feeling apex predator bloodthirst, but stops) Gura : ....you better thank your lucky stars you're a Shrimp.

[@SAO_Yoshi]

Gura: You dare use my own spells against me Chat?

[@skelegodaxis1385]

Why did I get recommended this? The KZbin algorithm is strange.

[@MizantropMan]

I was there. And contributed. I regret nothing. NOTHING!

[@infixd3824]

"Just got bonked by gura, feelin good" is what i would've said if she had fork😢

[@Sparking_Ram]

0:48 How fast she jumps on it when she noticed it is so funny to me

[@Pixelz001]

TALK TO EM GURA

[@miguelfreitas5343]

Gotta say, the editing in this video is actually amazing 👌

[@EmilioReyes_97]

Weebs and live stream chats, only things they know how to type are the same repeated memes. Edited* 2:02 ok that was pretty funny

[@aaronzamora4526]

I have now achieved comedy.

[@realkingofantarctica]

Gura: "I don't have a trident, so you get off easy this time." Oh believe me, I've already "gotten off" easy this time.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

My mind is 2x dirtier; I actually thought Gura was going somewhere else when she said, "Your hands, I can see them."

[@cobaltprime9467]

I literally came in after this and was so confused why I was seeing “lewd” like a million times.

[@MrGrey-zc2cy]

What would be funny is Gura doing a face reveal on the last day of her career and her VA actually looks like she's smuggling cantaloupes.

[@ZafkielDesu]

Rushia : first time?

[@kalidesu]

Gura to Ollie: First time?

[@maxgrey3694]

1:49 ahbabababa She's so cute

[@WhatTheFnu]

I gotta get this off MY chest: "Hey, guys! Let's poke fun at somebody for something they have absolutely no control over! Peak comedy!"

[@Manpigeon]

In a way its better that way. Poking fun of somebody for shit they do have control over can cut pretty deep.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@Manpigeon Have you seen Twitter?

[@stormygames644]

Flat is Justice And we know it

[@imezxdchannel]

Gooruh:"YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELL AGAINST ME, CHAT?"

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

She's not wrong. Like every single stream these girls do there is always people just posting "pettan" with like not context or reason even and they think they are so original in doing it like no one has done it before lmao. It was funny the first 10,000 times you guys said it but you are just beating a dead horse now.

[@pole8740]

lol

[@ShadowAkatora]

Shork thinks we're cute! :O