dmbrandon's car can drive itself - but he can't seem to beat dragonsstory the day before: • dmbrandon loses it ove...
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@IRstudent3 жыл бұрын
You are a king for having all this content. While the witch is dead, I crave the classic smite toxicity.
@karmaduck50983 жыл бұрын
Literally the only reason I'm here
@justinharris22723 жыл бұрын
Shing: "youre just as bad as me" "Shut up" "You're a joke" Anubis player: "DM wtf are you doing man?" DMBrandon: "MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF"
@DmmyV3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was making fun of him but he legit said that wtf
@hakatapawa71153 жыл бұрын
@@DmmyV he said that multiple times
@DmmyV3 жыл бұрын
@@hakatapawa7115 My car drives itself 🙄
@SlayerFan961 Жыл бұрын
I FUCKING DIED AT THAT PART HAHAHA.
@rayman2935 Жыл бұрын
DM's competence in the game of Smite due to 6 years of experience, earned him the income to afford a Tesla. You losers (like the anubis and thor) can't relate.
@ThatGuyX23 жыл бұрын
"Dragonstory youre bad at this game" * dies chasing him*
@dragnsstry16273 жыл бұрын
find the one where I camped him outside his base with loki and killed his team over and over
@LukeR1M3 жыл бұрын
Hey man, your contribution to making DM angry will never be forgotten. I appreciate what you've done for the Smite community. You were the hero we needed.
@triggerhappy8333 жыл бұрын
All hail the hero dragonstory1 the smite champion
@McJoshyJoshJosh692473 жыл бұрын
we dont deserve goatstory1
@castformer173 жыл бұрын
Hey! Aren't you the racist guy?
@prestongoodman18333 жыл бұрын
You did great things out there.
@slaayerr13 жыл бұрын
A rare video of bmbrandon playing a character designed to mimic him. The manbaby
@pratimbishnu59542 жыл бұрын
Ayeee yo don't disrespek my god by comparing him to DM.
@SlayerFan961 Жыл бұрын
Vamana is fairly humble, tho.
@KillaManReaper23 жыл бұрын
LMAO "No one should have a fuckling day off" that is the prime mindset of someone who doesnt have to go to work for a living and gets to play games for his.
@dallanaclotter12573 жыл бұрын
Not anymore he doesn’t lmao
@keyzzz97982 жыл бұрын
@@dallanaclotter1257 and i couldnt be happier
@TheAverageJo32 жыл бұрын
@@dallanaclotter1257 I hope to one day see him out in the wild working some shit job
@Dualities Жыл бұрын
Those spl smite boossted youtubers should try that
@Dualities Жыл бұрын
Brandon never got recognition he deserves meanwhile this other guys get to live the dream live just because they got on spl same 15 people 7 years ina. Row ehat a joke
@riolidansnarfledang78333 жыл бұрын
“Why fight when there’s nothing to fight for” immediately runs down mid to get a greed kill
@leonardmarks90393 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@StarvingPigeon2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY WHAT.I JUST POSTED
@Hamieee2 жыл бұрын
And then calls it a 1 for 1 when it was a 2 for 1 because pos was low from killing Anubis which he just called out
@daniel60093 жыл бұрын
'MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF!!'
@andrewmiller81533 жыл бұрын
I hate how some of his teammates listen to him when he tells them do something dumb af and then yells at them for it after they die
@toddcoelho31003 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I like to watch these videos to remind myself that it could be worse. I could be DMBrandon.
@michaelhurd97993 жыл бұрын
Love Shing. “Imagine being DMBrandon”. Classic. That comment aged well.
@Dualities Жыл бұрын
Imagine actually caring about the game and being good at it meanwhile those spl boosted smite na youtubers got it all handed it to them
@SlayerFan961 Жыл бұрын
@@Dualities many SPL players would stomp DM all day every day, and none of them were as toxic for Smite as he ever was, not even weak3n (who's the next toxic thing).
@Dualities Жыл бұрын
@@SlayerFan961 he knew more about the game 7 years ago then most of ya all do today so
@Dualities Жыл бұрын
lololol@@SlayerFan961
@SlayerFan961 Жыл бұрын
@@Dualities your beloved subhuman emperor has been permanently banned for 3 years so far, if you like him so much, you can go ahead and join him in hell. Smite needs less subhuman toxic trash like him and you, and we sure as heck don't need such things in our game.
@Dalterino3 жыл бұрын
I sure hope his car do drive itself cause this man cant control shit
@usmanrehmani31423 жыл бұрын
18.51 "What are they fighting for?" *Immediately dashes in a dies*
@thgkkdeehjk3 жыл бұрын
Love it
@TDoK543 жыл бұрын
Uhmm. You obviously don't know this but uh... his car drives itself so... get wrecked scrub
@twopiecehoxton3 жыл бұрын
Always an perfect explanation for when he dies but when someone else dies, there's no excuse lmao gotta love it
@LukeR1M3 жыл бұрын
Man I love Shing. He's so chill even after being one of the best players in the world. Back in the days he and DaGarz were the Thor kings. When Bart and Kelly were still streaming smite. Good old days.
@saranoma69108 ай бұрын
boomer
@dr_yeet93993 жыл бұрын
20:31 He literally says "Where the fuck is my whole team" Then follows the King Arthur who he also said built wrong and doesn't know how to Play Arthur, into their speed buff, like ten seconds later and dies full well knowing his team aren't there. He literally states it HIMSELF. I also love to assume the Cern has zero clue who tf DM or Shing are so he just sees these two arguing like this with the Anubis throwing an occasional one liner at DM, its funnier this way
@houyeet3 жыл бұрын
He tried so hard to justify that blink at 1:30 lmao
@Taylordomy3 жыл бұрын
he is actually right there, he did force the issue but only because they are like wtf he blinked?
@karmak86853 жыл бұрын
Im getting depression from how long he keeps buying power pot instead of the speed potion
@bhwre3 жыл бұрын
"You're fucking bad at this game dragonstory." As dragonstory escapes what should have been a kill by DM. Then DM dies. Lmao you can't make this up.
@beefwellington7854 Жыл бұрын
“You’re bad at smite” “No, you’re bad at smite” “I have a Tesla” Grade-A certified dmbrandon moment
@maxalphrax12953 жыл бұрын
18:45 "why are you fighting there's nothing to fight for" proceeds to fight seconds later and die
@KillaManReaper2 Жыл бұрын
I feel like there isnt ever a reason to not take a 1v1 in any given lane, at least early. "You arent fighting for anything". You are fighting to kill the other team and put them behind so they dont have the chance to contest objectives, or if they do they are all just dead.
@NixViche3 жыл бұрын
Its funny cuz DS1 actually gets to gm every season by doing off meta strats. The current split pushing meta with apollo is like DS1 signature playstyle
@justinharris22723 жыл бұрын
Just like all the shit he said about Frost just for him to make Masters. Theres something sad and interesting about watching a sociopath work their BS
@Bobin101013 жыл бұрын
@@justinharris2272 this comment isn’t talking about dmbrandon
@PumaPants2483 жыл бұрын
@@Bobin10101 He’s comparing how DM was a toxic fuck and said the same shit about DS1 that he did about Frost
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
@@justinharris2272 Frost and half the other content creators are a joke anyway. Frost made some videos about DM jsut because it was popular to hate on him so he got them sweet ezz views off of him. Smite ranked is a joke too. why? ranked is mostly time investment...also since Hirez still sleeping on EU and Arena players ranked doesn't mean much anyway. also when u are 4 levels behind u gonna get frustrated. that is how it is. but one thing i blaming and another working oj yourself to be better and giving advice to the team. I don't mind blamers that actually lay the game well. but if you hold the team back and also blame fck you. SPL is basically NA content creators gathering..let's see who can snwoball first...who can get carried by numbers first...but when it comes to the real deal...playing on even playing field...that is a different story. consistency, coutnerbuilding, knowing your weaknesses...resetting fights in Arena, contesting middle in Clash so you can soak experience from booth lanes...
@josephl.41423 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities arena is a joke game mode. Figures I’d find DMs lackey sucking him off still on the comments
@pennyforyourthots55593 жыл бұрын
DM Lost the chat argument as soon as he referenced the Tesla lol
@captainchaos57053 жыл бұрын
18:00 a rare instance of DM actually trying to give advice instead of just yelling at people
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
way more common they you think. even tho sometimes he gets off as a jerk who wants to blame xd
@captainchaos57053 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities True. Watching the videos I definitely see a side of him that pokes through a decent amount of the time that's genuinely helpful. It's just that's so often over-shadowed that it feels sparse
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
@@captainchaos5705 or misunderstood. he was a dick sometimes...but to take away his love for the game? that is too much
@captainchaos57053 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities I'm not sure about all that. I mean maybe a lifetime ban was a bit much (just taking into account his behavior in game. I've heard some stuff about allegations and all that, but I don't know anything about that situation so I'm ignoring it for the sake of this discussion) but I think he deserved to get some kind of punishment.
@sunflowertheog3 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities you're delusional
@DatsRandom3 жыл бұрын
44:49 You can tell dragonstory (hades) really enjoyed laugh spamming there.
@DeezNutz-uw7jq3 жыл бұрын
Crazy it’s never Brandon’s fault lmao dude will blame everyone and Jesus before himself🤣
@jayn48922 жыл бұрын
Every time he died and had no one to blame for. "It's good that I died because..."
@KillaManReaper23 жыл бұрын
tells the arthur to build into genji's when they have a terra, hades and pos the later two also having bancrofts. He is smart for going anti heal while DM doesnt.
@DG-dp5gh3 жыл бұрын
You're bad at this game dragon story.... you're bad at this game dragon story.... blink hades? .... blink hades gets away, lives....dm dies because he blindly chases and blame team.
@lucasetche Жыл бұрын
35:11 insane blink play
@alexandersimpson66513 жыл бұрын
Lol I love at the beginning where he's like no one should get a day off from school, go to school learn shit...he should take his own advice and actually learn smite LMAO
@user-nz4zq8xd3m3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he’s that much of a male Karen he actually recommended we eliminate weekends and make school 7 days a week
@TDoK543 жыл бұрын
@@user-nz4zq8xd3m just to "improve" his smite experience no less
@Wampuscat69703 жыл бұрын
Dm saying lets get to the reporting is equal to a karen asking to see the manager
@TheTraya3 жыл бұрын
I dont miss this guy
@rd692923 жыл бұрын
all of a sudden im a shing stan
@Odd_Bin Жыл бұрын
Brandon the type a guy to tell his friend to hop in the driver seat when the cop pulls up.
@Chernobog347 ай бұрын
Him finding a way to complain about his team getting a free gold fury is the most insane mental gymnastics I've ever seen.
@jared1231233 жыл бұрын
It’s just extremely frustrating knowing if someone else was playing vamana and dm was watching he would of instantly been like “this idiot doesn’t even level his ult and loses kill secure because of it, he should never play the game again “ while he does an instant f6 before remembering he’s not in a custom game with his sub groupies . Tool
@massive_legend67663 жыл бұрын
"7 days of school"... Ah yes more reasons to hate him
@novasrain21263 жыл бұрын
40:44 all he had to do was use beads. HE would lived, so focused on other peoples play
@garyoakler60433 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why he didn't use beads.
@Josh-cn5yp3 жыл бұрын
@@garyoakler6043 dm has very slow reactions. Have you seen him He Bo ult into an already-existing ymir wall?
@garyoakler60433 жыл бұрын
@@Josh-cn5yp I haven't lol. Just started watching him lol.
@Josh-cn5yp3 жыл бұрын
@@garyoakler6043 im sure you'll come across it
@game-enjoyer132 жыл бұрын
one of the very very few people who actually talked shit back and stood up for themselves. WHILE simultaneously fucking DM up. A justified revenge
@MarkusSsZ3 жыл бұрын
"MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF" LOOOOOOOL
@mulletman0123 жыл бұрын
"this is just bad player bullshit, they're fighting for nothing and dying" proceeds to tower dive the mid and die for no reason and then tries to justify it
@sStyleMo Жыл бұрын
"No one should have a day off" Says the guy who has 7 days off every week
@xinfinity11473 жыл бұрын
Dm Brandon actually had a reason to be mad at the anubace never thought I'd agree with him
@MasterChief-dj4bq3 жыл бұрын
That’s a very creative spelling for Anubis
@xinfinity11473 жыл бұрын
@@MasterChief-dj4bq look man my spelling isnt the greatest as u can see😂
@jaredstrange46233 жыл бұрын
@@MasterChief-dj4bq this reply has more likes than the comment
@andresyepez83683 жыл бұрын
I honestly agree. In the FG fight, Anubis could've secured the FG way before the enemy team got there. He didn't ult the FG...
@QTEEP3 жыл бұрын
Hates weekend gamers but now he's gonna have to be one since he's gonna need to clock in those extra hours at mcdonalds during the weekday to try and make those Tesla payments. No community will want him and his channels and social media have been dead for a long time. Good luck with the weekend gaming my dude.
@buffdude428111 ай бұрын
Back when I played Smite in the glory days - we called him “BMBrandon” cause all he would do is talk shit and complain and he could never make a mistake it was always others. Borderline narcissistic - but definitely patronizing. He just thought he was the ultimate authority on Smite because of how involved he was.
@brett31658 ай бұрын
not borderline, textbook.
@Michael.CrazedAlaska3 жыл бұрын
I just find it funny that DM is complaining about people trolling yet he keeps trying to run down Poseidon with no Magical Defense...
@masquerade38527 ай бұрын
"no one should have a day off" sounds like a dude who doesnt have to work because he's playing games for a living But apparently this comment aged like milk looking at these comments
@ginodelgobbo92373 жыл бұрын
The legend of BMBranDumb lives on.
@StarvingPigeon2 жыл бұрын
"Nothing to fight for" Dives tower and gets ult killed
@zackt39043 жыл бұрын
I wish i could play with brandon. My ganesha adc would be peak
@CornRaked3 жыл бұрын
Lol sounds like fun too bad he can't play shit anymore
@zackt39043 жыл бұрын
@@CornRaked I know, so sad
@Dalterino3 жыл бұрын
@@zackt3904 i've seen you on that ganesha ADC, sick with the sticks fo sure. DM would have an aneurysm
@mattlukco37173 жыл бұрын
I think he’d appreciate my Ah Puch jungle for sure.
@zackt39043 жыл бұрын
@@mattlukco3717 haha drop your gamer tag and I’ll run one with you like that 😂
@samialivand15112 жыл бұрын
No guys i didn't miss my blink That blink does so much
@bradleygallacher3873 жыл бұрын
who else just rushed to the comment section
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
yeah love it. toxicity, competitive spirit, a bunch of misinformation...trying to decide if it is advice or blame...well I don't mind people that know what are they doing to blame...but if you sux at the game and also blame...fck you
@rtaylor26823 ай бұрын
Spends a minute dead and still doesn’t remember to use gold like 5 times
@ChasedGod3 жыл бұрын
left smite due to toxicity and tryhards. watched this video of DM and i feel like i want to puke
@misfortune74483 жыл бұрын
Same
@GameSteph2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to any MOBA
@Github_tech_with_ty3 жыл бұрын
Damn people actually watched this guy
@Damaardk3 жыл бұрын
He is right about one thing. Dragonstory is very annoying to play against lol
@robertsommers35403 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN FIGHTING FOR!? Proceeds to dive a tower just for a kill
@tokyoghost70203 жыл бұрын
39:40 what the fuck was he doing with that ult? he literally just walked around the phoenix twice.
@petermad74765 ай бұрын
DM thought Smite is life of dead situation.
@justinharris22723 жыл бұрын
I knew about DM and how he was thanks to Weak3n's video roasting him but i didn't know the full extent of degeneracy that is DMBrandon. Banning from Smite isn't enough give him the Hunter Moore treatment.
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
they took away his love for the game and career over 2 days of sexual accusations. sad
@guitargodxbox223 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities for sure
@danisfrogs1802 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities they took away his love for the game and career over 2 days of sexual accusations. sad
@Dualities2 жыл бұрын
@@danisfrogs180 pretty much yea
@Dualities2 жыл бұрын
@@danisfrogs180 stupid hirez ,olympians and social media youtubers. Frost that made 5 videos about him was literally her boyfriend lmao.a sn the girl eho started this literally post her own nudes on twitter
@CumSmuggler3 жыл бұрын
“gg I was the loki” Absolute fucking legend
@CumSmuggler3 жыл бұрын
@Deucalion Ray bro at the end of the match, in post-lobby
@tvk2704 ай бұрын
I love how whenever he doesn't have a comeback he just says "I have a tesla" like that is a huge flex or something. What a clown
@Mbderps2 жыл бұрын
"my car drives itself" man really had an ego.
@LukjoJak3 жыл бұрын
What is more funny is that he calls out shing for playing for 6 years without acomplishing anything,wich is quite ironic considering that shing made SPL(while not ever considered being one of the best) while dm never touched it,nor was DM ever in the top 1% of players or even considered of being there
@TheGrapplingNinja3 жыл бұрын
Did he say I hate the weekend people should go to school 7 days a week does he not understand how inefficient that would be
@murielferrari6497 Жыл бұрын
I missed the part were he ever corrects himself or let's others do it?
@donovanwilburn41826 ай бұрын
Was this guy ever happy playing? Bro responded to being called a joke with: “MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF”
@brianmusselman223 жыл бұрын
please for the love of god post more of these. PLEASE FUCKING GODLY
@GigaChad-s3 жыл бұрын
Wow so him and Shing have been friends for like years, since 2012 as far as i know.
@benbloisfilm3 жыл бұрын
I'm subbing due to all of the hilarious DM content.
@raidz4693 жыл бұрын
dude hates the weekend but never stood dogged duty weekends that ell make you reconsider
@highclassgoblin3 жыл бұрын
if dmbrandon was less toxic and egotistical while retaining his ability to explain the game, he’d have been a top tier content creator
@ayemikeyy35373 жыл бұрын
he didnt even explain the game right cuz he never played right he was not good LOL
@highclassgoblin3 жыл бұрын
@@ayemikeyy3537 he could explain the game well when he wasn’t being a total asshat. i’m not and have never been a dmbrandon fan, but it’s impressive how well he could remember the numbers.
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
how is he egotistical even when he rages he gives advice to others..event ho sometimes it is hard to know if it is advice or blame
@highclassgoblin3 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities because half the time the advice he gives is bullshit and the other half he doesn’t take it himself
@Dualities3 жыл бұрын
@@highclassgoblin yeah i hear yea. the joy of pvp games is when u play against him and rek him xd but to take away his love for the game..that's too much. it was the same story with Reckful man...blizzard banned him and he fall in depression.
@Facelessbuster3 жыл бұрын
This dude has no freaking chill. It’s a video game guy. Not everyone plays this as religiously as you do. People play for fun. They don’t memorize every iota of information. Brandon has some serious issues
@heistivo10 ай бұрын
Its so goofy how hard he prioritized mid camps
@dilarakandemir34 ай бұрын
Next time im getting ulted by Hades, I will ignore him!
@seansowers48127 ай бұрын
this blink is gonna do alot
@jpanarella8203 жыл бұрын
Scott we love you on behalf of the smite community
@michaelrobles37983 жыл бұрын
he could have full killed daji in the jung at 20 mins if he just fulled kitted her with his dash, then hes not 10%hp and still ulting, still gonna lose the fight
@veseti23 жыл бұрын
they lost cause he decided to go push lane when whole team doing fg and nobody zoning. talking abt builds, he got creamed by pos late game lmao. trident doing 1k plus damage and even then missing autos. haha dm oh dm.. he played 20mins well then he decides to go farm instead of fg. if he had zoned or go to fg and help team do fg while shing and arthur zoned would have collected two kills and fg and end game. and whts up with his build ? getting half creamed by a daji who was feeding earlier.
@andresyepez83683 жыл бұрын
I think so too but Anubis should've melted that FG, that's like the one thing Anubis is good at smh.
@AK-df3lh3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he does now.
@Crogatho5 ай бұрын
Level 6 and he still doesn't have his ult.. and this guy was an analyst and sold coaching sessions... I'd rather be coached by my platinum-ranked brother tyvm
@braidiaz42893 жыл бұрын
.....hades terra and doesn’t rush brawlers.....
@yocomehelp3 жыл бұрын
"How do u fight hades?" DM: "Just ignore him" yeah... becouse historicly ignoring hades has won alot of fights... How can he be SO bad?
@zackt3904 Жыл бұрын
32:25 he blames Anubis for losing them a team fight who died 30 seconds before he decided to dive their whole team 😂😂
@michaelrobles37983 жыл бұрын
and saves shing if he just dashes the kali blink at 25
@kingLuu8162 жыл бұрын
This man dies so then wishes his team to die with him lol
@ShaneTheProdigy3 жыл бұрын
Keep these coming
@triggerhappy8333 жыл бұрын
Omg the only come back he has is my car drives its self lmao
@selwing666 Жыл бұрын
i like how Dm-shit-Brandon doesnt communicate or help his allies, but blames them for not communicating or helping, does he expect everyone to open up his stream all the time?
@illLucifer2 жыл бұрын
My car drives it’s self
@jdhi527911 ай бұрын
He thinks its better to leave gold fury down, than just take it? How does that make anysense in his odd shaped tiny little head? 😂 wtf
@dantex63963 жыл бұрын
My car drives itself 38.06 Well, not anymore cuz he is broke now...
@EclipseGamingPS3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love shing lmfao
@flyingstormboyz34793 жыл бұрын
My car drives itself, lol
@jarekg37407 ай бұрын
Shoulda stayed a humble caster
@lukeparberry36272 жыл бұрын
He’s so toxic it’s funny asf
@whitelightning21003 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t this guy level his ult at 5 lol
@drexrexx3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he did say misclick but you have so much hate you ignored it
@whitelightning21003 жыл бұрын
@@drexrexx I am not a hateful person, but I have no remorse in saying that DMBrandon is someone who deserves every second of hate he gets
@liambrasier65902 жыл бұрын
yo shing kinda murdered him there, lmao
@R55U22 жыл бұрын
This dude 3 way split duo wave and stole creeps off of a fat wave after they had gotten ganked and then wonders how they couldve fell behind. 11:30