DNC Town Hall - SNL

Democratic presidential candidates Beto O’Rourke (Alex Moffat), Andrew Yang (Bowen Yang), Pete Buttigieg (Colin Jost), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon), Marianne Williamson (Chloe Fineman), Bernie Sanders (Larry David), Joe Biden (Woody Harrelson), Kamala Harris (Maya Rudolph) speak at CNN’s Impeachment Town Hall.
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[@SuperBluesify]

"I'm like plastic straws. I've been around forever. I've always worked. And now you're mad at me?" Killed me.

[@JoelsterG4k]

😂😂😂

[@dennisjr77]

😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@mattier.9095]

SuperBluesify That was a very clever line and my favorite!

[@MillzTheAthlete]

Thing is plastic straws didn't give us Trump.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@MillzTheAthlete Yeah straws didn't give us Trump! They gave us Biden which is 1000× worse! 😂😂😂

[@magsisdumb478]

"I have the energy of a mother of five boys who all play a different sport" props to whoever came up with that one 😂

[@Petrie.]

@@kodiak6198 yikes. Literally uncalled for lol

[@WanderingIdiot81]

@@kodiak6198 work on your self esteem, buddy

[@TheSuzberry]

The Diamond Wolf - my favorite line.

[@ANACOSTIA2010]

The Diamond Wolf 😂😂 exactly!

[@robertnorthup8583]

Probably a mother of 4 boys who play different sports.

[@Raesplendent]

ok "I'm like plastic straws. I've been around forever, I've always worked, but now you're mad at me?" is such a spot on line though

[@ColoringKaria]

#noliesdetected! LOL

[@headoverheels88]

I'm not Biden's biggest fan, and even I went "Welp. He's not wrong."

[@bjblitz2701]

Ikr. Biden HAS always worked. People are being really bogus to him these days. He's clearly the best candidate to beat Trump and lead the country.

[@squashhead1096]

Yeah, exactly, he's going to help end the world, even if it's only by a tiny percentage, he will be additionally responsible for the extinction of the human race.

[@TheZeitergeist3]

lmao actually the most compelling case for Biden

[@lukeshaffer9316]

“He went to the dentist and said ‘Gimme the High Beams’” is an underrated joke

[@abdulfletcher9401]

Probably one of my favorite lines

[@HoneyBee1980]

😂😂😂😂

[@Hypertrophy1971]

Fairly rated

[@seancarson1212]

"You call that human rights, China? I call it human wrongs..." - that literally sounds like a Kamala Harris quote

[@kahuna754]

Maya is back!! She nailed her perfectly.

[@keithle08]

i guess she meant "human Wong"

[@ir10031981]

okay, Kamala is getting on my nerves promoting crap shows, what the hell does that have to do with the debate?

[@somebodyelse9130]

@Bönzeaux Bleugrëne Shut the fuck up

[@j0ey4real]

She nailed this impression!

[@erikkick2300]

give the writer who thought of the straws joke an award.

[@tolfan4438]

That's the second best Vine ever right behind God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly

[@WingsTM]

obviously whoever wrote it is a Biden fan

[@Ka_Gg]

Could have said, "I'm like a plastic straw, doesn't matter how old you are, you're gonna put me in your mouth" lol

[@5orgen51]

Da best

[@legintv]

It isn’t much but if they ever see this, here you are, take a bow 🏆

[@Jackie_burnp]

Holy shit that Marianne impression tho. And Maya's AMAZING as Harris.

[@audreymuzingo933]

Maya's amazing, period. But yeah, damn good thing she agreed to come back to play Harris, because it could not be more spot-on.

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGekm4GFf9SgnKc Bernie Sanders top them all 2020. 🤪 Now Click My Tesla Sponsor Link 🔗

[@ir10031981]

Kamala Harris does a good job at getting on my nerves by promoting programs, who the hell cares? how is it even relevant to the town hall meeting?

[@BlakeBigfoot]

@Killukwik yikes

[@ericfannin8227]

Is it just me or would Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris be a better POTUS than Kamala Harris

[@kelseyspencer8107]

"Ohhh, no, that'd be terrible, not Joe Biden!" On its own this line couldn't have aged any better.

[@connerclark3678]

“Mr. Biden, what if you are unable to complete a full term as President?” Kamala:

[@mypillowguy445]

#JOEBIDEN2020 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[@trevorcollum6883]

@@mypillowguy445 #FUCKOFF

[@sillygoose635]

@@trevorcollum6883 #FuckOffTrump2020

[@thezombiefriedchickenshow2253]

so funny Joe Biden saying he would defeat Joe Biden; the dumbest flop of any statement any president has ever made in public ever - wasnt the only time he basically said that -amazingly ..hes got that wrong not once but 3 times ...at one of his rallies he also accidentally said that 'we cant win' (meant to say something like we will win lol) and also at the same rally said that we have to support president Trump lol ...Joe and the Dems: ruining the country one gaffe at a time lmao -

[@Igaveyoumyfakename]

"Konnichiwa girlfriend... This election, vote for magic." LMAO!

[@burritodog3634]

nobody talking about how racist that was?

[@chovue2363]

She was hot!

[@Deedj1]

gunky peep that wasn’t racist at all, and by overusing that word in situations that don’t fit, you’re diminishing what Racism truly is. She said hi in another language, nothing more.

[@burritodog3634]

@@Deedj1 u missed the part where she said she didnt like jewish people

[@truettadevil]

@@burritodog3634 she's Jewish.

[@selalewis9189]

“I’m the kind of aunt that will give you weed, but arrest you for having weed” 🤣

[@CellGames2006]

"Can I succesfully seduce a much younger man? You better funt'in believe it." Spot on! :D

[@corylyonsmusic]

@B dub "herd mentality", you can thank the internet for that. Now, people can communicate with everyone and band together...and stupid people speak the loudest.

[@superdoglogan]

@Jack Shite Lol shut the fuck up boomer

[@superdoglogan]

Naveen Spoken like a true boomer

[@gg3675]

i was the 666th like nobody fuck it up

[@dustinanglin]

"I'm like plastic straws: I've been around forever, I've always worked, but now you're mad at me?" Give that writer a raise :)

[@anaperez5442]

That line was brilliant!

[@sierrasierra2595]

I think that was my favorite line!!

[@fangal12]

That definitely needs to be on his campaign posters😅

[@joannelindsay4977]

Perfect analysis!!! Writers deserve 3 raises after this skit. There were so many memorable lines!!

[@kjkj6362]

It amazes me that NBC has this talent here but won’t loan them to Lilly Singh because she is drowning

[@In_Sheep_Clothing]

*"....free college .... free healthcare...free refills on any medium size drink..."* 😆😅🤣😂

[@gottabighit1]

Exception, NYC, where you can’t purchase a soda fountain Coke greater than 12 oz, and refills are illegal ... speaking of government overreach ...

[@juliancain3872]

​@@gottabighit1 I was wondering why I couldn't find an actual big gulp in the city.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@gottabighit1Thats some BS! The free refills was the greatest promo invention ever in the history of fast food. Still recall when Hungry Jacks firat comw out with It.was glorious! I actually know who invented that concept. Same guy who come up with all you can eat places! Guy was a genious! 😂

[@gottabighit1]

@@StarkIller-df7gw Absolute genius indeed.

[@stevenfoster9402]

"But now you're mad at me?" Woody Harrelson's delivery of this was perfect.

[@ecksman1016]

But now your mad at me..

[@tdoggo7614]

Tim Evans nothing would calm them down except that abolition of the the Democrats and the two party system.

[@5orgen51]

@Tim Evans how does it feel to be pissed off for 3 years straight?

[@melissasaint3283]

@@5orgen51 I dont know, how did it feel to be paranoidly terrified of Obama for seven years after voting for him that first time? (For the record, I'm a nonpartisan moderate)

[@5orgen51]

@@melissasaint3283 I wasn't because I wasn't poor. Try asking a poor person who Obama let down, and you'll find your answer

[@willcoleman2458]

“I will trap his soul inside a crystal, which I should also warn you is a Yoni egg” 😂 -Marianne Williamson 2019

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

That's the most sensible thing any of them has said so far.

[@headoverheels88]

I had to Google what a yoni egg was, and the joke is 10x funnier.

[@Rob165x]

That was the best impersonation, accurate lol

[@Offmedication]

Kamala Harris: "Mr. Vice president...that little "Corn pop" was ME!" I died, lOL

[@jasminee1357]

Hilarious😂😂😂

[@tollboothjason]

Corn Pop! Tuesdays at 10, on USA!

[@Charlie-qe6lv]

They should do a skit on this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4mkXmCan5dgebs

[@ir10031981]

Kamala, you did a good job, at being irrelevant by promoting programs, and getting on my nerves!

[@thekatekane]

Hahahahaa

[@yungsharkgod4055]

Lmao Beto literally said "I feel sorry in the library" in Spanish 🤣

[@aaronschocke5463]

Exactly 😅

[@anonymoushuman8443]

No he said “I feel it at the library” or “I’m sorry at the library.”

[@blueskyguy5415]

Que lastima! Que lo ha posado.

[@ramal5708]

0:38

[@TheGoldenEagle03]

I thought it was, I’ll sit you in the library?! 🤔

[@allyjay7395]

"That little corn pop was me." Lmfao This should have been on trending.

[@spaceinbetween6591]

Ally Jay I wouldve thought she was Drumstick

[@justlookntosmashomeleenosc3242]

Maya rudolph was my favorite part of this

[@nuckenfuts7750]

Did that stupid bitch Harris actually cry about riding a bus to school.

[@midlifeinprogress]

"I have the energy of a mother of 5 boys who all play a different sport." - Damn, that was too real... 😂😂

[@richardsonjacob4137]

YoSoyMami that joke was too funny

[@suzylux]

I feel that and I'm not even a mom. I am an aunt of 3 tho. or should I say.....funt! 😂 [uproarious old skool fake laughter]

[@stassiiiiiiaa3799]

YoSoyMami I felt that 😂😂😂

[@jeckjeck3119]

@Music That, only for trump.

[@ManyfiresWoman]

😂😂

[@domtillman630]

Chloe Fineman killed that Marianne Williamson impression. Really looking forward to her this season!

[@Kryptospotted]

Yes, she really captured that cobra-like Marianne energy.

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

That was very funny

[@RUDEMusicUS]

She was great

[@patricknez7258]

"That Cornpop.. was me!" 😂🤣 Maya Rudolph is hilarious and super-talented!

[@sharonjensen3016]

"Corn Pop- Tuesdays at 10 on U.S.A. !" 😄 Gold!

[@OpusKingOfficial]

"Can I say a few words in eighth grade spanish?" 😂😂 oh man this started strong

[@GEMISUN-VIRGOMOON]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stormX41]

He says in the end: "Lo siento en la biblioteca" = "I'm sorry in the library" / "I sit it in the library" (???)

[@ljpassmore]

@@stormX41 😂😇😂

[@OpusKingOfficial]

@empbac Beto knows vocab but his pronunciation is god awful. He's like a jar of mayonnaise who hung out next to salsa once now he thinks he's all that

[@Optimystik]

@@stormX41 You were right the first time. "Me siento en la biblioteca" is I sit in the library.

[@headoverheels88]

That Marianne Williamson impression was killer. 😂 Half British, half news anchor, half 1940s movie star. And yes, much like Marianne Williamson's accent, THE MATH DOESN'T ADD UP.

[@unprocessed_life]

shes my girl

[@CheersNE]

This is my choice for BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY!

[@greensavant2573]

There are no crystals folks, never has been.

[@BenReillySpydr1962]

It's a Mid Atlantic accent.

[@CheersNE]

@@BenReillySpydr1962 I thought that at first because I am a huge fan of old movies from the 30's and 40's but as I listen a little more closely, I think I may be picking up just a little bit of Venus as well.

[@Tigerkem]

That Marriane Williamson impression was too good.

[@TimpossibleOne]

Tigerkem wait, that wasn't really her? Lol

[@danielm3192]

It was perfect!!! 😂😂😂

[@realhousewifeoftransylvania1.0]

High-lariousss!

[@myafricankitchen]

I died and came back. More of that please 😂😂😂

[@adampickard9880]

+

[@astropioneer3296]

Sad Woody Harrelson will no longer be playing Biden on SNL. Jim Carrey’s okay, but Harrelson consistently knocked that portrayal out of the park.

[@wilsonerazo9789]

I agreed... woody was killing it.

[@FC3692230]

Woody was the best.

[@simarlamba8124]

Well I'm pretty confident Jim will do well too❤️

[@stretchscreamers]

yeah i agree

[@HTXJOLO]

Totally agree. Woody nails the character down to the mannerisms and hand gestures! Carrey tries too hard to be something Biden just... isn't.

[@iluvmjjandfam96]

“He went to the dentist and said.. give me the high beams” !!!! 💀

[@blackout07blue]

Fake hair, fake teeth, fake color skin, etc.

[@octyy5]

😂😂😂😂😂😭 omg I'm crying

[@IndySidhu88]

"If I accidentally hit input.... that's a whole day! Gone!” HAHAHAHA

[@jvsmtx9565]

Larry David killed it. "I just sit so still...people get scared...and call 9 1 1."

[@tomfields3682]

@@jvsmtx9565 ...but not for the ambulance, for the TIME!

[@sergios.vazquez2456]

Tom Fields I don’t get the time joke.

[@alexforrestnyc5371]

But not for the ambulance... for the coroner.

[@robertnorthup8583]

I think it's hilarious how Larry David doesn't even have to really do an impression he just has to read the lines😂

[@anthonybha4510]

Believe it or not, Sanders and David are distant cousins!

[@brandybroadus4421]

I’m like damn is that really him it’s crazy 😂

[@shontapl]

Lol

[@DetectiveGesicht]

The hand gestures are spot on!

[@shinjig]

@PurelyAfrican how many cousins do you look like?

[@danielalveorodriguez7177]

Just here for Maya Rudolph.

[@danielalveorodriguez7177]

Guess who’s gonna be at SNL this weekend?

[@nicholasadesina5950]

"That little girl was me" I'm dying...

[@Music6710]

"If I accidentally hit input, that's a whole day." Awesome. I love how he puts air quotes around "input".

[@wka973]

I love how Woody didn’t have to change his voice or personality to play Biden. Lol

[@Tarantulisimo]

That shows the talent of the cast -- they have never gone in for heavy make-up & rely more on the mimic skills

[@nefrettitim]

*🤣This sh*t is HILARIOUS 🤣*

[@JonathanPoto]

@@Tarantulisimo this is a REALLY good cast they've got at the moment

[@The_General_Zubas]

That Plastoc Straws joke is JOTY nominee. He pulled it off so perfectly

[@court1028]

Jonathan Poto h

[@tgleds]

That Kamala impression Maya: 10/10

[@KaygeeAllah]

“I’m like plastic straws...I’ve been around forever, I’ve always worked...and NOW you’re mad at me?!” Hilarity!😅

[@TheHomerowKeys]

@Adaryll Kelly making a joke about someone isn't a smear... calm tf down.

[@willcoleman2458]

Yeah now that people are actually informed and have better options and know that we should ditch them, but haven’t yet.

[@trnharris]

Woody! Fantastic impressions👏😄😄

[@renelson40]

@@trnharris Very funny as Biden. Just loved his teeth.

[@trnharris]

@@renelson40 SO true:) I loved the line 'went to the dentist and said 'gimme the high beams'😂

[@KnowItAllSarah]

“if i accidentally hit input, that’s a whole day gone!” i'm dead

[@luckyDancer100]

sarah honestly, same lol

[@chrise.321]

This line killed me!!

[@020ctmarie]

I was cracking up at this part 😭

[@Hampton-nv8mw]

sarah It happens to the best of us! 😂🤓

[@shpei88]

That’s my father in law! 😂 When they visit I always get that cell phone call at work... “The TV doesn’t work!” “Did you accidentally hit source again?” “No.” “Try it.” ...... “Oh. Well it’s working again. Bye!”

[@ej1404]

“When I accidentally hit input THATS A WHOLE DAY” I’m dead

[@the_rebekah_leigh]

Talking my grandma through navigating Netflix over the phone. And god forbid we have to change the password and she has to log back in 😂

[@miw309]

I was howling after that one🤣🤣

[@maggie5122]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nadrud]

6.5/10

[@jsoft_og7065]

EJ that had me in stitches

[@dharmabeachbum6330]

Larry David does such a great Bernie impression, it's scary.

[@elijahamgast]

It’s the authentic 1940’s New York Jewish accent

[@MrThermostatic]

That's no impression. That's EXACTLY how he sounds! And he get's an Emmy for this???

[@welshgit]

They're related!

[@Jabber1ngPandA]

The Marianne Williamson impression is spot on and so underrated

[@carlosalba7790]

I come back for that impression and stay for the others 😂

[@davidr4523]

Absolutely agree!

[@MohammadHossainMD]

TY for saying what i came to say

[@ROA1988]

Agreed!!!

[@zaphodbeeblebrox9225]

yeah it really was great, yoni! haha

[@lorenzomartin6217]

“I have the energy of a mother of 5 boys who all play different sports.” 😂

[@MrKB087]

Bro I died

[@gwilliams5649]

“Good morning”...”Corn Cop”....”If I hit input”...”Funt” and ”in closing...BARACK”👍🏽👍🏽🎊🎊

[@thelibbro6558]

@@MrKB087 Same

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGekm4GFf9SgnKc When are the politicians going to start letting the public know that our planet is dying? I also know this is not popular to be said but the politicians need to start saying the middle class are in a relapse recession. Can we now start being honest to people? 😳🙄 Now click my Tesla sponsor link 🔗

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

Lorenzo Martin 😂😂😂😂😂that one made me bust up

[@TheCrazySportsDude]

Holy shit that Marianne impression was incredible

[@benwittenstein5343]

TheCrazySportsDude the best part tbh

[@morpheus6749]

Don't mess with Marianne. She'll trap your karma in a crystal and then you're screwed.

[@jasonmanning6317]

She impersonated her perfectly.

[@backlogcabin8003]

Marianne possessed an actress using Remote Viewing, no other explanation

[@bernlin2000]

I love that they're having so much fun with the death of our republic :-D

[@thiswayjose]

“I’m like plastic straws, I’ve been around forever, I’ve always worked, and now you’re mad at me?!”

[@shamus248]

The Marianne Williamson impression is perfect

[@CoffeeManiac20]

Bet she got that crystal from goop

[@AN0Nyt]

Yes, except for the wrinkles

[@kyledavis4202]

The baby boomer who never left the ‘70s

[@DenKeeper]

Seriously.

[@takhsisprime]

Sanest person on stage

[@lw3269]

"Anyway, long story short: Barack". Priceless. The whole "story". I just can''t.....

[@Jawsnake]

The best joke was when Warren said the big donors are turning against her.....they are literally emptying their pockets FOR HER

[@jt7638]

@@Jawsnake what are you talking about? Put down the crack pipe.

[@TheSiemek]

Ok, I was sure Beto can't be topped, but damn astral Marianne's projection killed me.

[@chuckwright8889]

...and then Bernie......

[@musicblind944]

Good morning. Lmao

[@tamlynn786]

“Kinechiwah girlfriends!” 🤣😂😂😂

[@MrFaDookie]

good mooorning....

[@CJ-oq6xs]

One of the best things about Biden picking Kamala harris as his vp is that Maya will have to keep playing her on snl! 🙌🙌🙌

[@nickcastaneda203]

True

[@RM-ld4mo]

And more Woody playing Biden hopefully! I like his Biden much more than Jason Sudeikis.

[@CJ-oq6xs]

R M Yeah, I wonder how they’re gonna handle that, bc they’ll have to have someone playing him a lot, especially if he wins. Will they keep bringing guests back like they do with Baldwin as trump, or try to get someone in the main cast to do it instead? I hope Maya is able to come back often to play Kamala.

[@JonathanSharman]

Her impression is so good... I was sold in two seconds, before she even started speaking.

[@jocelynnnewman2978]

I hope the new episode comes on this Saturday.

[@jeman8948]

"I'm like a plastic straw, been around for ever, always worked and now you hate me" Best line

[@MR-xf8xg]

MAD AT ME not hate me.

[@LinkMcStink]

The only thing that would've made it better would be if he'd said "always sucked" instead of worked.

[@The_General_Zubas]

Goot shit

[@no_peace]

And will continue to be around for thousands of years

[@clipsahoy1]

@@LinkMcStink Saying "always sucked" instead of worked would defeat the entire point of the joke. The point of the joke is to say he was working just fine and doing great all those years, but suddenly now they hate him. Also, a straw doesn't suck, a person sucks through a straw, so that wouldn't make any sense either

[@claydogmadman6295]

She's killing it as Kamala Harris... And Woody Harrelson as Biden is a blast...

[@ARFF1Tampa]

The only one that killed Harris, was Tulsi Gabbard. Then they shut her out of the next debate. The people brought her back for the next though.

[@6789uiop]

Better Kamala than Kamala.

[@jamespeterson9038]

Fake Kamala is much more classy than ol Kumdumpster Kamala.

[@sharonjensen3016]

Funnier too.

[@jacobo9611]

They were all pretty good.

[@jadedjane6241]

"That little Korn Pop was me." 😂😂😂🥰 Maya Freaking Rudolph

[@shannonswift2233]

Oana Paun When I tell you I just SCREAMED! Bwuahahahaha I LOVEEEE Maya!

[@idrahajedan6515]

Look, here’s the deal: Jim Carrey is a legend, but Woody is perfect for Biden

[@jasonmillsom2981]

Both of them were amazing it's difficult for me to choose

[@Jennyfisch]

Perfectly put. Love Carrey, but I wish they'd stuck with Woody for this one.

[@sinadanayeedoust8041]

it seems Woody couldn't find time to play this role time after time. Woody was a better impersonator but Jim is taking this role to places I never imagined.

[@canaisyoung3601]

What about Jason Sudeikis' Joe Biden?

[@konradhomiak3700]

@@canaisyoung3601 I love all the Biden’s. I personally think they should do an ever rotating cast of Biden’s to capture different versions.

[@smljnsn65]

When kamala said “that little corn pop was me” I got a heart attach and keeled over and died

[@nickhueper2906]

how did you write this?

[@laureldevine]

me too! Hahahah!

[@XJT0428]

Haha it was dam funny!

[@368carameldelux]

Dude.....I couldn't do it with Maya. She is a certified, hot mess!!🤣😆😃

[@tbw980371]

haha i lost it

[@ricky5369]

"The man who tragically misread our enthusiasm for him, Beto O'Rourke"

[@bambiforester2580]

Ricky Beto didn’t misread the enthusiasm for him. Vanity Fair had him on the cover of their magazine. The View had him on as well as many others touting him as the next John Kennedy. The truth is that the Media got it wrong as usual!! Remember Avenatti??

[@VrgniaMailman]

Actor who did the impersonation of Beto needed to do some more work on SWINGING HIS ARMS in big arcs away from his body, up to the ceiling. I was looking for a debate with SUPER OBNOX Bwooklyn accent Bernie CONSTANTLY using his hands to stupidly overemphasizing the stuff coming out of his mouth, ... always peeved if not angry, head-shaking Pocahontas Warren, Beto and one other guy (Booker??) in the hyper-gesturing sweepstakes beside each other at a debate. But I don't think it ever happened, because Beto was separated when they had the two TEN PERSON debates. But i think Bernie would have won easily in a 4-person contest ... he just about never stopped pointing or making stupid hand gestures CONSTANTLY ..... WORST GESTURES I EVER SAW IN ANY POLITICIAN .....

[@mygetawayart]

I've been laughing for the past five minutes to that

[@ricky5369]

We all thought he was great for trying to beat Ted Cruz but he misread "how much" we liked him. We thought he was great for a texas rep, but the idea of him being president is laughable.

[@ricky5369]

@@bambiforester2580 the reason why the joke is so funny is because you can tell by looking at him that he took all the praise for his senate campaign and thought the whole world thinks he's a breakout star. I remember watching the debates thinking he totally looks like he's expecting thunderous applause when he talks lmao

[@AugustaWind11]

"I have the energy of a mother of five boys who all play a different sport" had me DEAD

[@nadrud]

then you've never lived... the most milk toast political joke i've even seen besides when they were favoring obama.

[@AugustaWind11]

Alex Durdan Ok

[@jaelynn7575]

@@AugustaWind11 Typical idiot response who knows nothing of life, eh? The whole "then you've never lived." He/she doesn't get the joke. "sad." I'm guessing a "he."

[@exstazius]

She has actually.

@@AugustaWind11 I thought it was funny. Pay no mind

[@moviemadvideo]

Love Woody Harrelson's impersonation of Joe Biden.

[@remoobko8440]

You must fall in love with traffic cones since you're so easily impressed.

[@xavierwilliams4119]

@@remoobko8440 what's wrong with you?

[@remoobko8440]

@@xavierwilliams4119 Im too truthful?

[@xavierwilliams4119]

@Remoob Ko you're just sarcastic & passive aggressive for no unprovoked reason

[@remoobko8440]

@@xavierwilliams4119 ooh "passive agressive" you big wurd man big

[@topherdrew6583]

"That little Corn Pop...was me." I AM DEAD

[@avigindratt7608]

"I'm like a brisk walk!" - Warren. Im dead

[@vooteimer1234]

Maya Rudolph is especially good here. Reminds me of when Fey did Palin.

[@user-zu5sp7wx2g]

Her and Woody Harrelson were killing it hard

[@oya6870]

We must protect Maya Rudolph AT ALL COSTS

[@mattdevries9749]

no, she's on par with gilda and jane! awesome, awesome talent!!! wish she'd do "land shark"!!!

[@Ernie_Centofanti]

“Let’s burn this place to the ground!” That joke has aged pretty well.

[@johnjo4916]

Joe Biden’s new campaign slogan: “I see you, I hear you, I smell you, and I hug you from behind.”

[@typerexc]

and "...Obama."

[@tiffash]

@@typerexc *Barack :P

[@Nonnew705]

Sniff*

[@t985gblockingpaint2]

Slogan: I smell defeat. Did I say feet? I meant hair.

[@rolfstamenov9914]

BIDEN 2020....... smelling our way to victory!!!!

[@fai-pe7oq]

“Guy who tragically misread our enthusiasm for him.. Beto O’Rourke” 😂😂😂 damn I mean it’s true tho

[@jeckjeck3119]

@Matt Holub He's good for Texas, but not that good for US.

[@Rockoblocko]

He's too good for us. I always say we get the president we deserve, thus, Donald.

[@jeckjeck3119]

@Jonny B Texas is understandable, it's turning buler with every year, but there is still GOP voter fraud there. But his thought process on presidency baffles me too.

[@LSERA13]

Not even. Beto is a worthy candidate.

[@te1lm]

Latonya Wilson he literally is just a likable dude that supports whatever he thinks is most popular for his career, no actual ideas or directions of substance

[@Cress453]

My life has been missing Larry David as Bernie Sanders for 3 years and Maya Rudolf killed it as kamala

[@audreymuzingo933]

Well I WAS tickled pink to see Larry David as Bernie again, until I heard his line about being back to "ruin things a second time." WTF? Ruin what? How? Are they fking seriously blaming Sanders for HILLARY'S failure to beat the worst Republican nominee in history, even AFTER the DNC secured her win over Sanders? Maya is a perfect Kamala though.

[@6d9dnd74]

@@audreymuzingo933 total agree

[@ScottSpencer716]

The Beto was spot on: typical douchebag as well as the other turds

[@Chazzwassah]

@@audreymuzingo933 Yeah, that really pissed me off. Not to mention that they tried to portray him as old and out of touch, which he's not. Can you imagine him sitting around for 6 hours or even an hour? At least the other satires were based on reality. The writer has a bit of a bias.

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@Chazzwassah Exactly--when he (Larry) seized on the word "PATIENCE?!" I thought it would be about long he has worked for the people only to be ignored by the media most of the time.

[@centerice]

Larry David's talent is in a category by itself.

[@jaelarose1471]

“He went to the dentist and said give me the high beams” 💀💀💀

[@MASFATNINJA]

sir loin funt

[@PedroRivera-ui5cn]

Jaela Rose Can you explain to me what that joke means ?

[@OhGodItsKeith]

She got Harris’ mannerisms and facial expressions perfect !!!!!

[@randyvinson7928]

OhGodItsKeith maybe she can work on her knees like Mrs harris.

[@joshposlusny9168]

That of a horse?

[@alfredgomez3128]

Looked like a deepfake.

[@joshposlusny9168]

@@alfredgomez3128 the ones their making now to cover up the really ones of Hillary and others doing real bad shit to real young children, that deep fake?

[@MrMisdemeanor1]

OhGodItsKeith yes

[@RM_2468]

Props to SNL for getting Bernie Sanders to play himself.

[@alphamikeomega5728]

Look up _Bernie vs. Bernie_ for James Adomian's impression. I dare say he's still better.

[@seankenney3583]

It can’t be, his hair is somewhat orderly in this.

[@javiermeza5086]

Is not him... but it sure does look just like Bernie lol

[@declankim2977]

@@javiermeza5086 hey dumbass. That's the joke

[@chasereitsema3324]

It’s not Bernie buddy

[@princejulesnyc]

Need more of Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris PLZ and thank u

[@chelsea7132]

"That little cornpop in your story.... was me." 😂😂😂😂

[@apbtgod]

"I'm like plastic straws..." 😂😂😂

[@LikizoB]

That was my favorite line

[@kidcivic2002]

Funniest line of the skit. Genius writer.

[@krisj827]

Best part!😂😂😂

[@jemonthebrain]

apbtgod 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tardis3962]

3:30 no makeup that scary

[@BatmanHQYT]

I had no idea Woody Harrelson as Biden would work this well.

[@MrFaDookie]

perfecto.....

[@geetee2392]

@@MrFaDookie Speak English! This is America! USA USA USA!

[@MrFaDookie]

comé una pinga..... comprende....

[@joey3129]

@@geetee2392 shut the fuck up. America is just a bunch of immigrated cultures. When you chant usa, it's like you're giving a shout out to the orphanage. You're an idiot like your president

[@divagirl10]

me neithrt

[@MsTimelady71]

This hits different in 2024. But I'm all in for Maya Rudolph and more Kamala TV!

[@sandpiperr]

God, Woody Harrelson was a perfect choice for Biden. He has that dim and kind of inappropriate affect down.

[@sharonhaynes5113]

😂🤣😂😂

[@kilgoretrout6136]

He perfected that on Cheers.

[@KingJeffashimself]

Lol

[@cleobinx]

sandpiperr I never would have thought of him but he is perfect !

[@edn7801]

😂😂😂

[@christopherphillips5657]

I can’t believe they really got Bernie Sanders for this

[@norsefury74]

His Doppleganger, another New York Jew.

[@carpalini]

David L. What... what does that MEAN though?

[@norsefury74]

Look up Doppleganger, it's a simple search. They are both NYC Jews that talk and act the same. And look alike.

[@scl1332]

Except one isn’t constantly followed by the theme of Curb your Enthusiasm. I’ll let u guess which one

[@markofcaine]

Theyre actually cousins.

[@Magmafire]

Maya Rudolph's Kamala Harris is on point. I hope she reprises the role.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Wish granted! :D

[@unclejoe3397]

"Those are our choices America, good luck" LOL.

[@chrisk5204]

Maya Rudolph seems like the ideal choice for Kamala Harris.

[@heythere9371]

Kamala's tied with Buttigieg right now, I'm not sure why they think she can win but not Buttigieg

[@andrewmark2783]

@Hits509 • Kamala isn't unlikable. She's just being unfairly criticised by the press.

[@Tigerkem]

@@heythere9371 they probably included her a serious contender because they wanted to use Maya Rudolph as much as possible. But yeah she's been slipping since after the first debate.

[@missleo2003]

She look alike her ...I thought it was her..lol

[@Kaddywompous]

There’s a shallow pool of kooky cocoa-colored comediennes to play Kamala correctly.

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

I missed SNL so much over the summer 😭. And now I realize I've secretly always missed Maya Rudolph 🤩

[@christophershibles383]

Seeing her in The Good Place makes me like her so much!

[@heythere9371]

snl is so bad, i don't know why i watch it

[@JMRP]

Upgrayedd that you?

[@RavenPhoenix696]

Agree

[@sarahg2653]

Biden's "plastic straw" line is the most clever SNL has been for a while. Made me laugh and shake my head in absolute agreement.

[@mattier.9095]

Sarah G I agree !!!!! 👍🏽

[@DH-uw3us]

That was pretty creative yet true.

[@copeyano718]

✌

[@rcinelli7056]

🤣😂

[@MindWaveShort]

Ya. Agree lol 😂 👌

[@Orourke-r7v]

I like Woody Harrelson’s portrayal of Biden the best

[@Brian_Christensen07RC]

Give Jim Carrey more time but as of now Woody does it better. Jim did it really good tho.

[@darthsmaul6314]

No jim carrey was way better but you can think what you want

[@Catinkontti]

why did they changed it?? well neverthelss, both are great actors and persons!

[@mackenziebarefoot1913]

Nah Jim was ass, the whole Jeff thing was just trash and the other black fly thing too. Got rid of Woody cause he’s too accurate I think

[@Brian_Christensen07RC]

@@mackenziebarefoot1913 the last one sucked but the first one was good.

[@TheFunk450]

“I was that little Corn Pop” decimated me

[@maryc8552]

@Riley, I know right? Hillariou!

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGekm4GFf9SgnKc When are the politicians going to start letting the public know that our planet is dying? I also know this is not popular to be said but the politicians need to start saying the middle class are in a relapse recession. Can we now start being honest to people? 😳🙄 Now click my Tesla sponsor link 🔗

[@janbonne]

Maya Rudolph destroyed so hard... dammit she is TNT

[@MrRivas1995]

You guys should really look up the word decimate.

[@TheFunk450]

Robert Rivas I know what it means. It’s called a comedic exaggeration.

[@JToussaint28]

The straw joke seriously made me cry tears of laughter 😂😂

[@oscargordon]

I’ve traveled the world and seen no end of plastic bags and water bottles littering the country side. Not once have I ever seen a straw. Who takes a straw from a restaurant or bar and throws it away improperly???

[@jideajibola5074]

Maya Rudolph kills me every time. so good!

[@andrerodman5506]

She was so good and even sounded like her sometimes!!!

[@Jericko427]

Rudolph's impersonation is spot on. LMAO.

[@hannaharp1]

Biden went to the Dentist and said “Give me the High Beams" Hilarious.

[@andrewnw5930]

no he won’t lol

[@stephenbuell283]

How did they not have blood shooting out of his eye?

[@douglaslangley9251]

@Helicopter Dad the one who is aiding saudi arabia in an illegal offensive war aka yemeni genocide? Yeah no Ill pass on that "best president ever"

[@colegwenlimosfreya]

Helicopter Dad if everyone goes to vote. He won't!

[@cappsbriley]

@Helicopter Dad dont worry. We've got a bernie.

[@JimothyHalp]

That “Corn POP” in your story was me 😂

[@foxyboop4164]

Indeed, yellow, crunchy and corny...can't take too much at one time or they make your tummy hurt 😉

[@myusername6595]

The one who played Marianne Williamson said the words “Donald Trump” perfectly lmao.

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Who?

[@sabb5829]

Joey Burt true

[@haydenehlich8502]

Who’s here after the Kamala VP announcement?

[@Shaunandredits]

🤚🏾I had to rewatch lol.

[@charlesgreen8703]

That little girl who just became the VP candidate...that little girl was her...

[@TriniLush7]

I came back just to see it. I heard her interview on the radio and she said she wishes she can do more sketches...

[@Jimmersaunt]

Yep

[@andydufrane6161]

Introduced after Joe too

[@clarkindee]

"I hope you guys enjoyed hot girl summer cause now its school librarian fall." Peeing my pants.

[@poppaDehorn]

see a doctor.

[@slide4180]

Are the two connected?

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

Hey, trumpists were trying to smear Warren for banging a 24-year-old bodybuilder. What's the narrative? Is she a boring school librarian or a sexy school librarian who bangs young studs?

[@clarkindee]

@@BigMikeMcBastard Jeez Trumpists be getting massive desperate. They must be confusing Warren with Pence.

[@legintv]

clarkindee most slept on line of this whole sketch

[@rossbooth4635]

"I'm, I'm like a brisk walk!" Good god that's a hilarious impression.

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

It's almost like the candidate should take pointers from the actor

[@donnathedead7554]

...off a short cliff

[@Will1324657]

"and that cornpop... was me" I'M DEAD.

[@nadrud]

8/10

[@cbenn28328]

Screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️

[@benm7053]

i cried for minutes at that part 😭

[@w.umbology]

I projectile vomited all over my house at that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@MatthewGarcia935]

Best Biden impersonation 😂😂😂

[@WiloPolis03]

Oh easily

[@dougrhonable]

The funniest part was when Harris had the tropical drink.

[@timi3020]

oH NO. NOT JOE BYE-DUN!!! LOL

[@kriszimmerman3104]

She had Williamson’s voice down pat

[@reinajalana]

Voice, mannerisms, types of statements, EVERYthing. 😂🤣

[@tylax1987]

but did she have the right crystals?..one may never know

[@zenseed75]

Agree! So goodn

[@gonzalochocanoart]

reinajalana this is a total misrepresentation of her are you kidding. Her manerisms, sure on point, but she talks about real issues and real solutions, not this bullshit snl is spewing

[@reinajalana]

@@gonzalochocanoart She does talk about real issues but also tends to make some very "out there" statements -- sometimes while even talking about said issues! She's a highly unconventional candidate, in both great and not-so-great ways. For a SATIRE show, where of course everything and everyone is exaggerated for both humor and commentary purposes, my earlier comment remains that this depiction of her was exceptionally spot on.

[@budarydachas]

"Do I have time for a very long story?" "You have 30 seconds" LMAO

[@dreamsquadhd3024]

they should have ended with him saying: "oh my time is up"

[@znu4954]

“Long story short... Barrack” Lmaooo

[@hrmIwonder]

"if I accidentally hit input, that's a whole day." haha, my grandma has called me several times asking how to fix that very problem.

[@lukebear3710]

"He went to the dentist and said, 'Give me the high beams.' " lololol

[@ALaVeyy]

dude they literally hit every nuance about them that was masterful

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

It was brilliant!😁

[@red-eyedmagister1595]

did you miss the best part? when Cecily says : well, those are our choices America, "Good Luck"!!

[@worldwide6626]

@jack bauer yeah he mopped the floor losing by 6 million votes.

[@robertorubio7176]

“Daddy’s here America” I’m absolutely dying lol

[@GEMISUN-VIRGOMOON]

🤣🤣🤣

[@1stamendmentt]

Donald Trump for 2020 100% with all this horriable choices, Trump will not be impeached.

[@masterofalltrades999]

@@1stamendmentt Your prediction is "horriable".

[@MrDavidKord]

America's dad is Bernie Sanders. Jus' sayin'.

[@Librarian_Lauren]

i see you i hear you i sniff you and i hug you from behind. LOL

[@kneenoseka6708]

“I’m like a brisk walk” 😂

[@Lilohilo97]

Tragically misread our enthusiasm for him is spot on omg 😭

[@ShimaS-0079]

This is very true

[@Trig242]

Summer fling! 😂

[@jonahb2149]

Absolutely the best introduction 🤣

[@Charlie-sc4kl]

*Last time my slogan was: “Feel the Bern”* *This time it’s “Let’s bern this place to the ground!!”* That was remarkably prophetic. *2020 in a nutshell.* 😂

[@millsykooksy4863]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@unknownmemer3851]

Feel the bern when you pee

[@skival]

And every year since...

[@skival]

And every year since...

[@skival]

And every year since...