DND The Parched Sandfields Episode 1: New Faces

[@DracoMagnius]

Session Start: 19:13 Break Start: 1:33:01 Break End 1: 1:44:43 Break End 2: 3:05:52 I'm surprised I'm the first one to put this here. What's going on?

[@teamneerd]

I wonder how they lured Bosco into the cage? I'm guessing prints of 3.5 grappling mechanics, copies of halo games he likes, and basketball cards of Bulls players.

[@thunderthebright8469]

"Hey, we're gonna prank Sarah. Just hide in this box and when we'll give the signal you'll just go BOO!"

[@warloxwill]

Centaurs are my number 1 Mythical Fantasy creature and im 1000% Smitten by Rinoa. She's so Precious!

[@DrMDHyde]

Zoran an the bear? Slavic man of the wolf mountains himself?! Playing Loran Barns, wizard stereotype extraordinaire?! I love this addition to the Loranaverse!

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Yeah my reaction to hearing his voice was: "Naw, couldn't be... *HOLY FUCK IT'S ZORAN!*

[@Sleptrock]

Will probably get his epic wizard duel finally

[@drewburke97]

All this time, i though austin was just a figment of their imagination

[@Mrryn]

And I forgot that the Unexpectables Austin was actually Austin Eruption, formerly Boku no Eruption

[@shinchuriky]

One thing of this is that it shows how deep the friendship of Monty and Connor is, she is so used to funny juju man that she had to do funny sound and robot

[@ScaryClownProduction]

I just realized. Austin has been around as long as Remy. The first episode of the podcast (which is what Austin works on) is the introduction of Remy. Bosco has been right. He's not a main character. Austin is!

[@IansChonkyCat]

No, the first episode of the podcast is the Hungry Boi's. The podcast became available around the first episode Remy was in, but Austin was probably working in the hamster cage a bit before that behind the scenes getting the rest of the Solly arch on the platforms.

[@downrightdreaming_5630]

I liked watching this. It was nice seeing Austin out of his cage playing. Lol

[@Allantitan]

Immunity from Monty trying to kill his characters

[@anvec6145]

Cool! familiar with Warhams, Unexpectables, and Arcadum stuff, I really like how much I see people pop up on different shows lately. looking forward to checking out the one's I haven't seen yet too!

[@Kyla-Stormhazard]

So I was watching Warhams when this one shot came out. I was not expecting our lovable bear.

[@xagric1840]

Just finished Lost at Sea, in which Takahata played Dirst the First. Absolutely loved that character and I am excited to find his channel and follow him!

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Wait, dnd *WITHOUT* Connor? What new spore of madness is this?! Can Connor survive?

[@thunderthebright8469]

He's on vacation, so he's probably in a coma and won't miss DnD.

[@Rubymagicalgirl88]

This was lots of fun, looking forward to the next part.

[@aCatNamedGarbage]

Dear Not-the-Unexpectables; I can't believe Lorne is a time travelling dimension-hopper out to free Austin from his cage forever. Sincerly: Internet Trash

[@MaggieMop]

Tbh this makes me think that the entirely of the Unexpectables is actually just occurring in a section of the Warp..... Stilhavity is for sure a demon of Tzeentch

[@aCatNamedGarbage]

@@MaggieMop Well technically all things imagined consciously and unconsciously exist within the Warp so that's technically not wrong, somewhere.

[@MegaPokefan97]

OH! LEMON RUSS! One of my favorite characters in the TTS-verse

[@Zorn32]

I love listening to all the different stories from all the unexpectables crew. They make me wanna play dnd more! Wish my time schedule would allow it. Until then tho, gonna keep on listening to these awesome stories.

[@IgnisVertex]

I know Lorn's pretty stereotypical, but good god does Zoran have an amazing wizard voice. Also, HURRY UP AND GIVE US PLAYABLE THRI-KEEN, WIZARDS! :P

[@TheJeSTeR7530]

Greetings, i come from the future... and you may wanna check out the new Unearthed Arcana... You may like what you will find...

[@damiwayne8289]

Mantigore being like a hardcore body-modder in a fantasy setting is so funny to me XD

[@roldan0716]

This party is just beautiful & I'm loving it. 💙

[@mrskeletone5008]

I cannot be happier that I have watched the If The Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device to completion before this came out, as i am currentlu fanboying very hard to know that the VA for Leeman Russ is playing in this campaign!

[@mdalsted]

19:13 The ACTUAL start of the game.

[@lukelblitz3627]

yeah,why did they make the "start" 10 minutes in?

[@kharijordan6426]

Thanks

[@mattdanc]

Doing God's work

[@AzazinNote]

Ok, never thought I'd say that, but I love the bug people.

[@edwardcalvo4047]

Eliksni Hatchlings they'll make your dreams come true!!!! Monty for shame

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Zorn and Monty engaing in some bear knuckle brawling

[@lowrider993]

I've never seen Monty and Ccaitlyn in a video together before. If they don't do an improv during a break throughout this whole series of what it be like if T-Wig met Nara, like that one improv of Log meeting Remy, then that will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.

[@RotaAbyssian]

I've put this somewhere earlier, I think, but I'll also put it here. For pronunciation sake, "Slough" in the context of flesh or other objects sliding is pronounced as "Sluff"( as in ruff,rough), not "Slaw". While the latter does exist, that is used for a body of water.

[@lowrider993]

But u did an episode without Connor or Bosco, remember, the party went ice fishing And there was the unpredictables, that one shot with zito, jocat, jess jackdaw, and puffin forest. Also in the 3rd episode of the unexpectables Connor and Gajin weren't there for some reason and that was before Bosco joined.

[@johnsorrows8998]

"Speaking of powerful shit myself" ah yes power word defecation a mighty spell indeed sorcerer

[@slimchelmi6940]

so for the first time ever: hi austin!

[@alphaxtitania5597]

I'm in love with Rinoa.

[@thunderthebright8469]

What the heck happened during session 0?

[@roboticjanitor3332]

New faces, and Lorn.

[@wraithslayer619]

Every time zoran speaks I visualize Morgan Freeman for some reason

[@missmeeper]

Listed Start time is incorrect, real start time is 19:14

[@Demonicpurity]

It feels like no matter what tabletop streams I watch, there is at least one player that is in a different stream I watch

[@matthewyeldig4608]

1:43:52 I didn't know magicninja was in death and debts...

[@Dreggerboy]

1:44:30 Break end.

[@buddhabaloo9431]

Got off work!! So excited to watch!!!

[@HiopX]

that apple core wouldn't be mushy, but dry

[@kd594]

The real start time is 19:09

[@midnightduck]

Ah man natural 20 charisma check just ignored

[@Dedmanbonez]

Good lord. Austin has the power!

[@paxtonstewart8042]

So question for anyone who has fully watched this? Will this contain any spoilers for the unexpectables outside the fan art? I’m currently in the section of episodes where they first arrive in Dracadia and meet Rat and Pilchurd.

[@eathonhowell7414]

I haven't fully watched this but can guarantee they're not about to give any spoils that you won't forget given where you said you were in the main show.

[@pirounded8192]

Welcome to Pi's Nit-Picks where for personal reasons I go through new episodes of The Unexpectables and nit-pick it of any instance where how they play and RAW don't line up in a cinemasins-esque manner. Spoiler alert: because of how this works, I might have to go into spoiler territory but I'll try to be subtle about it. Disclaimer: I am not telling anyone how to play dungeons & dragons. It's their game, not mine. These are not criticisms, these are nit-picks. I’m not trying to antagonize anyone, I’m a fan just like you. Nit-Picks: 3:28:42 : Rinoa could’ve dealt an extra 1d8 cold, fire or lightning damage (her choice) from her Divine Strike ability. 3:51:45 : It will not take 3d8 bludgeoning damage as a creature only takes damage from the spell if it is within the wall’s area when it first appears. 3:53:28 : Miles cannot use sneak attack as there is another creature within five feet of him. 3:54:30 : The tlincalli can make an attack of opportunity on Miles because Fancy Footwork only prevents the creature that you hit from making an attack of opportunity against you. Also, this is the first thing I’m nit-picking other than the main Unexpectables group, so I’m pretty excited.

[@alexandrudorries3307]

I haven’t even watched the episode yet but I do know for a fact that fancy footwork only requires you make a melee attack roll against the creature (3:54:30). Also, this is just a hunch, but rogues can sneak attack if they have an ally within 5 feet of their target (3:53:28). You’re slipping up already... what a shame :D

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

Please keep this up. This is so cool.

[@CC-of5xl]

...why?

[@pirounded8192]

@@alexandrudorries3307 Well, at 5:54:30 There were two enemies 5 feet away from Miles, Miles had only attacked one so the other could've made an opportunity attack on him and while rogues can use sneak attack if an ally is within 5 feet of the target, there was no such ally within 5 feet; I was pointing out that Miles could not have used Rackish Audacity to make up for that because there was another creature within 5 feet of him.

[@alexandrudorries3307]

@@pirounded8192 like I said, just a hunch. Nice job anyway. Edit: I still haven’t gotten to that part yet

[@jordanarnold6783]

Oooo! Vacation games!

[@jordanarnold6783]

And first!

[@platypusbuk]

Zoran you silly sally.

[@heliospyrus1941]

I think it’s really cool that I also have the name Austin and I’m also still new to D&D I’ve just started as a new dm

[@talonus202]

Yo, ditto.

[@Allantitan]

Bosco for Gm 2021

[@Kkey884]

I am fortifying this comment section.

[@kharijordan6426]

Old gruff borky?

[@anthonyfrank2072]

I love Lorn

[@Fuzzycat16]

More Please.

[@edwardcalvo4047]

Just had a thought, a twilight orun cleric could be cool

[@moffepolle]

Everyone ecxept monty has a low volume

[@btard9k]

is it just me, or does Lorn sound a lot like Ryn from Pride of the Nightwolf ?

[@btard9k]

also, he curses at the sun!

[@Kinan.Eldari]

Dunno if you read the comments on these archives too, but Hi Bosco!

[@triforceadm7345]

I concur

[@jasonmichel8698]

Are you using the Dark sun campaign setting as a base

[@zacwinters4377]

Austin escaped! What Happened?!

[@edenhummel882]

Sorry to be a nit picky douche, but the Google Play link in the description doesn't work, due to Google Play's music and podcast services no longer being active.

[@loganhunter2]

Manticore is a lovable idiot I love him he needs to meet borky!!!!

[@anthonyfrank2072]

Will this be a short or long campaign

[@secretsatanist8492]

3 sessions

[@Vuldari]

Start time in description is wrong

[@GsaintB]

HI AUSTIN!

[@AzazinNote]

Poyo

[@Logan-nk4vg]

hi Austin

[@anthonyfrank2072]

Wish you had put the players names in the description

[@SuperUnhappyman]

Hi Austin thread GO!

[@MrTrilbe]

Austin... HI! (Frantic waving)

[@chrismanaloe3507]

Hi Austin

[@dawson7661]

Hi Austin

[@triforceadm7345]

Hi Austin!

[@skelyjack3899]

HTF would you take poison damage from snake meat?! Venom comes from the fangs. The meat is not poisonous. Ever!

[@DragonFae16]

Crossbows take like 30 seconds to crank, load and shoot, so a character using one in combat should only be able to fire it every 5 rounds or so.

[@zaxscat5357]

Shure but to balance the crosbow for that kind of delay would be insane, especially for early levels.

[@Zerpderp0]

Your bringing logic into magic worlds.

[@mythicalthings1796]

"Realistically" realistically bonus actions shouldn't exist, you rarely if ever get more than one real life "action" in before your opponent counters or shuts it down. Realistically, swords should be useless against any heavy armor. And so on. Realism isn't the goal of 5e or dnd in general. There are other systems for that.

[@Zerpderp0]

@@mythicalthings1796 well one can think of a bonus action as a off hand action. For instance while a thief stabs an enemy, he can use his other hand to try and steal the keys the guard has.

[@mythicalthings1796]

@@Zerpderp0 Problem is that's still unrealistic that you'll get off that many real life "actions" at once. Especially considering what you *can* do with bonus actions and a round/turn being 6 seconds. It's not realistic.

[@blckforest4531]

Hi Austin