DND The Unexpectables 143: Raun's Fault

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[@actionhero2328]

It’s my head canon that in the future Colette, Scarlet, Thomas (Averyman’s son), and Gruul’s tbd child will form their own adventure party!

[@ReagentGray]

There's a one-shot in the making

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

They are called the Expectables. Im calling the make up will be Ranger Bard Rogue & Paladin

[@buddyb3165]

@@tyberiuscarter5011 Who would be what?

[@michaelkostas6717]

@@buddyb3165 I would say the party classes would be barbarian for Colette, bard for Scarlet, rogue for Thomas, and ether cleric or Druid for Gruul’s kid

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

@@buddyb3165 Ranger for Colette Bard for Scarlet Rogue for Thomas and Paladin for Gruule's baby

[@cerentus2798]

So this was the very first time i'm seeing anything to do with any of you all and the first thing i hear is "Thank you for putting away your farts". Im sold and going back to the first episode.

[@DrMDHyde]

Have a nice climb, *trust me it can be rough at times.*

[@spiralfeather966]

34:24 Start Time 35:32 Boar Guide 37:51 Up-selling the Iron Tusk 39:10 Cheese Fortress 41:10 Sparring 45:34 More rations please 47:23 Seika chokes on berries 48:52 Abandon Seika 49:44 Who's sad? 51:21 Something is in the road 54:47 Brave Kid 56:44 Hi 58:27 Anyone for catch 59:56 Colette Black, the Kid Leader 1:03:54 To the village 1:06:06 Pose 1:07:31 Borky's Sword 1:10:55 Borky misread the situation 1:11:38 Colette touches the sword 1:14:21 Finally at Wolf's Den Village 1:15:47 Day-Night-Day 1:16:20 Payton Black, leader of Wolf's Den 1:18:05 Oak and Barrel Tavern 1:20:58 Bird + Fire 1:22:47 We need real guards 1:24:46 What brings you west? 1:27:15 Cleaned beast 1:31:37 Everbright is a small farming town west of Wolf's Den that sits at the base of Everbright Mountain. 1:34:28 Ozzy Enrobso 1:39:28 Silver Dragon romance runs in the family 1:40:52 Where's Panic? 1:42:47 Lily, the Gnome Druid 1:44:00 Explain cheese and bread 1:48:17 Panic's reaction 1:49:12 Ith - New lore 1:50:00 Talking weapons 1:52:01 Dragon's Take is a small village in the hinterlands of Alivast. It sits west of the nearby settlement Everbright. 1:52:53 Fork in the road 1:56:53 Rauul is an elven Druid, is the protector of the Briar's Glen forest, and Mother Tree near the town of Dragon's Take. (Greckle's flower nips) 1:59:32 Any camp sites 2:02:08 Panic calls Mom 2:04:37 Task's watch 2:06:55 Seika's Revenge 2:10:05 Sacred bucket of water 2:11:04 Owls 2:11:28 Break Start 2:19:36 Break End 2:21:52 Green and Borky 2:22:46 Onas is Rauul's new apprentice. 2:24:29 How's the kid? 2:30:35 Large Tree and Raunfalt's Castle 2:32:38 Body of a Dragon 2:33:32 Rauul 2:37:30 Parking Mounts 2:41:05 Panic and Seika are cold 2:42:13 Massive Skeleton 2:45:48 Entering the tail bone 2:48:10 Rune in Giant language 2:52:08 Arm in the Ground 2:54:39 Froze to Half 2:57:02 Clean cuts 2:58:53 They know Raunfalt 3:04:40 Another Raunfalt 3:07:20 Remy assist 3:09:37 Driving Sword

[@spoontheguy5397]

The giant skeleton is basically Sindragosa lol

[@caseyc9841]

Thank you so much! I've always wanted time stamps on these episodes! So much easier to come back and rewatch 1 segment.

[@nyuhsexecutioner4795]

Thank u !

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

Thanks

[@NightEyeStudio1995]

Ok so Panic being such a big brother to every kid he comes across, it gives me so much serotonin

[@thhhhhim5874]

i can imagine Borky being remembered as the first business orc who started the world famous cheese-orc society

[@tons241]

As an Australian, I cannot comprehend the terror of giant man eating animals in your back yard. We just have ones that poison you or eat you when you swim.

[@steamdreamproductions503]

Or the ones that swoop down from a tree and crack open your head

[@joefenwick-scott3807]

One of the up-sides of living in the UK, the worst we deal with is the occasional fox or badger messing up the garden.

[@gebthesnek9257]

The worst animal to encounter in the dark is a hedgehog. Now I hear your whats and nahs, but consider... Hedgehogs, when they feel danger is near, start huffing like a bodybuilder who just finished 50 sets without a break. And there is nothing scareier, than walking through your yard in the dark and hearing a man huffing 1 meter to your right OUT OF NOWHERE!!

[@guillaumedeflandre7547]

@@gebthesnek9257 Yes, that's sound terrible but I issue you this. When I was in my teenage years, school would end so late that, in the winter, i had to walk my dog at dusk (even night sometime). One day, I'm walking my dog and, in the middle of the wood while the sun is low, I hear a short very high pitch cry. I sounded like a very small child getting stabbed or something. I can't see past the first row of tree and the scream keeps coming and coming. I started calling, to see if it is really a kid in trouble but, when i raised my voice, the screaming stopped. The only sound left is my dog whinning (yeah, I dared stop the walking for a whole minute! How could I ? ) and some dead leafs being moving by something close. Turns out, the screaming was from an owl. The leaves ? probably a blackbird : those things are so loud while foraging you'll swear there is a boar right next to you :)

[@gebthesnek9257]

@@guillaumedeflandre7547 i see your do walking story, and I raise you this! When I was like 10 me, my brother and some friends were playing in the woods just out of town. It was autumn and there were fallen leaves everywhere, so you could here rustling and twigs snapping pretty much all around you, to the point you kinda of just tone it out. And we decided to play hide and seek. I was the seeker and I heard some rustling beyond this big tree. I (beeing the cheeky fuck I am ) decided to scare the shit out of the person hoding there. So I hugged the side of the tree and, without looking, jumped and grabbed the figure. To my surprise, shock, and subsequent horror, the thing i grabed squeeled. As I realised I JUST TACKLED A FUCKING WILD BOAR. I shot up and ran and My only luck was the best decided to run in the oposite direction. The other heart the comotion, I told them what happened and we got on our bikes and booked it. But hedgehogs are scareier.

[@fizzymentos191]

Start Time 34:24 | Break Start 2:11:28 | Break End 2:19:36

[@pixworld]

the great fizzy is back

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Thanks Bubbleknight

[@mauriliobocanegra0935]

Always a handyman to be proud of!

[@Segal404]

i was so worried when i hadn't see you in a few episodes

[@smpandlox]

When they talk about the talking weapons bit really got me. It’s kinda hilarious at how it evolved, with Goomba’s realization, and then UWU weapon.

[@GreenTheem]

Black Bears are pretty friendly unless they have any reason to not be: namely if they are very bothered, stressed from something, or if mama sees someone strange wit her cubs

[@lazysnake160]

Monty's bear encounter when I think about it is a dnd encounter through and through.

[@shootgunkilla]

on deployment right now and i have to say i love when we make port and i get to download all the episodes of the podcast i missed while we were at sea. love listening to you guys!

[@shootgunkilla]

Thanks guys

[@Artoofeva]

Service, thank you for it.

[@gamertilsonrise]

My take-away from that opening story. "Omg! Monte has a bellybutton!"

[@thegaminghippie9614]

I was under the assumption that she was a test tube baby with dna taken from some of this worlds greatest writers. And thus no umbilical cord, therefore no belly button. But alas, I’m wrong

[@bitchtitchs]

I wonder if she has hands...

[@Kolohe_Senpai]

@@bitchtitchs probably not seeing as how much she drops the dice

[@Mrryn]

@@Kolohe_Senpai But it is confirmed that she does have legs. She is the dad from Onward.

[@MystLunarabne]

56:16 I really hope that set off someone's Alexa.

[@AzazinNote]

Nothing like meeting npcs after 139 episodes.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

a trip down memory lane while learning the orkyness of various sandwiches

[@dawnofhavoc11235]

Monty's Bear Story Gets Told Me: This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@wraithslayer619]

Borky......the creator of the alavastian hero sandwich

[@jacobcallahan1080]

Finally, after all these months, I've caught up to the latest episode. I started listening in early April of this year and have slowly been catching up with everyone. A former coworker of mine recommended me listening in on this show, and I can see why. 😁

[@davidmacko6309]

I did all of the episodes in one month and it was not enough

[@jacobcallahan1080]

@@davidmacko6309 Holy Tuesday... how'd you manage that?

[@davidmacko6309]

@@jacobcallahan1080 i was watching multiple episodes every single day so i was managing XD

[@jacobcallahan1080]

Did you sleep while listening to them?

[@davidmacko6309]

@@jacobcallahan1080 no i just woke up at 8 or 9 am and just watched the streams saved on youtube the whole day until i think 1am since it was school break and bad case of corona quarantine(im negative btw not to you know confuse) i couldnt go out so that was the only thing to pass time but i found the unexpectables very enjoyable to watch i even bought a shirt and im planning to buy another one its a 4 week wait but its worth it also when i watched the latest episode i went on to watch ravenloft and prince division with shadow war

[@michaelconnell1010]

In which The Unexpectables meet a Druid version of Bernadetta from Fire Emblem Three Houses

[@americaroleplayer]

OZZY'S SILVER KING QUESTIONS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IN THIS EPISODE FIGHT ME

[@adamchastan2703]

Monty v Bear 2: Halloween Booogaloo

[@muttofanopossum5639]

2:11:41 The Hooty reference made me laugh, while also making me worried for the gang.

[@lowrider993]

Lol Bosco,is the druid apprentice 2018 Monty? I just want an artist to draw her the way Monty described but the fact is the avatar Monty used in episode 1

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

Man wait till they tell her bout toasted sandwiches gonna blow minds

[@BangerangEliko]

@7:50 when "bear mafia" was mentioned i started singing the "Just You And Me (And Ted E. Bear)" from Sam and Max

[@Dagreatdudeman]

1:44:52 She's drinking beer but doesn't know where bread comes from?

[@HiopX]

If Colette gets to wield Ranfall, is she gonna be a Horizon Walker?

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Paladin maybe?

[@HiopX]

@@an8strengthkobold360 Depends. The only oath that would fit would be the watcher. And Monty has so seemed to link oaths with deities. And it would be interesting if Colette could swear an oath of the watcher to Raunfall

[@lukedeakin7124]

@@HiopX I don't know if she's linked Oathes to Deities, I know she did that for Cleric Domains

[@an8strengthkobold360]

@@HiopX I'd argue redemption could fit too (in the context of her wielding raunfault) and because of rey.

[@frenchfrey65]

2:07:55 I have never heard Monty laugh that much XD

[@ryangentes5473]

Where are people getting this stuff about the one-year limitation for Sending? There is nothing in the spell description that mentions any kind of limitation like that. Is it something specific to the item?

[@kraigshall]

Jesus monty sounds like you need the handcannon I'm buying more than I do

[@morose1990]

I saw the title and my brain said who is Ron not oh I can think it’s Raunfault

[@leonardodehammer8158]

I Predicted this title name and I’m really happy I did!

[@Fusrodog]

Damn was that a good comeback episode. Also, thinking about changing the twitch username acolyteofchaoticneutrals to StropeytheWannabeLich once my few weeks finally come for me to finally change my name again. Because yes, being a lich is a career path.

[@arcticbanana66]

14:15 - "That was funny "HA-ha", we want funny "ho-HO"." 39:15 - "A stronghold of _dairy deliciousness."_ 40:29 - I don't know, I've seen my friend's St. Bernard drink. 40:50 - Well, you know what they say.

[@commitsniff370]

...i feel like editing gaijin weebing out to a farming game over the characters in "the office" reacting to things in the show

[@Dedmanbonez]

Monty during Da Krew. Really Connor? Me almost a month later. Really Monty? Lol!

[@W4iteFlame]

Oh. So Monty knows much about animals. As I suspected long ago...

[@reifuTD]

I want to point out anyone who's interested the Lewd Cast girls also play part of a Vtuber DnD game called Death and Debts,

[@Allantitan]

Oh god an army of kids the scariest thing in the world XD

[@Lastofthesigilites]

Vodka is made with potatoes. She probably drinks that instead of beer in the orc tribe.

[@Natalie_the_Fae]

1:03:10 it was at this moment i realized how metal Saika looks. A japanese monk thats made of fire riding a living cast iron bull.

[@tepheris8138]

Alexa is Tiengo, roll initiative.

[@Dracowinges]

The last time I was this fast Bloodstained was still just a dream on Kickstarter!

[@Mightymajin]

The bears heard Monty talking shit

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

1:51:45 Just going to save this for "uwu sword," 'cause I can't stop laughing

[@Tactical_Unicycle]

What is it with Monty and bears?

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

Look at Doros, fluffy, Mr X Monty has a thing for bears

[@liamerolduffy7738]

It’s Monty’s fetish.

[@aaronleeiii6208]

We're back bois

[@novadselir1068]

2:07:56 I lost it at here .....laughed for a solid 16 minutes 2:56:36 Beware the Grandmaster

[@drcommunist0074]

OMGGGG!!! YES First!!! miss you guys!!

[@Allantitan]

1:12:20 so many missed opportunities for pranks on borky 😂 🤣😂🤣

[@IbarakiPlays]

1:50:00 OMG BOSCO! please voice a sword

[@punchdindaface66bowers28]

He already has :)

[@an8strengthkobold360]

@@punchdindaface66bowers28 where?

[@leiyinglo9088]

Me listening to this after the finale of Ravencroft and hearing Task commenting on everyone living during the break. :s

[@zachbitner9391]

Yay I missed the #Unexpectibles

[@StrongHoov]

IT BEGINS!! AGAIN!

[@davidmacko6309]

Oh monty met half dan whos half with bear

[@YOGI-kb9tg]

i get a feeling the skeleton is a tarrasque

[@an8strengthkobold360]

or a great wyrm.

[@yinpayofficial1063]

Omg I have finally caught up with the LiveStream, the next unexpectables episode I'll be on the stream chat

[@yuogotheeliotrope9804]

Did they rule for their characters because I’ve been noticing that they aren’t doing a lot of damage shouldn’t Borky Be able to do 24 to 28 points of damage per hit or am I just imagining that damage?

[@yuogotheeliotrope9804]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 ok thank you

[@davidmacko6309]

Greckles does a lot of damage remember at the wedding i think he did 100+ damage in 2 turns lol and task can basicaly meet and even surpass borky with collosus and hunters mark

[@davidmacko6309]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 the boat fight wasnt the result of them being weak it was the combination of bad rolls by the party and good rolls on the attackers also they were at a massive disatvantage clerics having spells that made blidening effects dissapear harpoon guns with advantage greckles being fairy fired and task getting paralyzed if also the silence that pretty much made panic useless the fight was a massive disaster and also at the beggining of the fight half of the party had to sacrifice rounds to get on to the deck

[@davidmacko6309]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 yeah but see they were strong but still lost the boat fight i think it was the biggest factor for the nerfs but if they werent having bad rolls they would have wiped the floor with the enemies but im kinda glad they lost because if they didnt a lot of things wouldnt happen which when i think about it now is pretty concerning imagine what would happen if they didnt meet zenrio, gruul, audrey, conducted a plan to free the clerics they would have possibly wiped againts afthar its like it was destined to happen coincidence yeah but a interesting one

[@davidmacko6309]

@@drogonthelizardfolkranger1702 i kinda felt like the same feeling when avengers lost in infinity war and just asked myself DID THEY JUST FRICKIN LOOSE??

[@mattj3973]

Haha intern for an arch fey position 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaylasmith3835]

hardtack for the orc

[@anilaisor]

wait can some one remind me what happend with the boar orc girl?

[@evanweiss71]

whoever keeps coughing into the god damn mic is driving me fucking insane

[@saiyanape6015]

1:50:00 .. 🤯 .. that true .. Remy is a side character

[@katiebirt7612]

you guys are amizing

[@glacierfox5237]

why do I feel like the title is a reference to Da Krew which was a reference to The Unexpectables.

[@Quaternality]

Because it almost certainly is. Now we just wait for Prince Division to reference this episode title...

[@lowrider993]

I gotta find out how to get in on this betting pool

[@lowrider993]

Did Connor read my comment about tabletop simulator last video?

[@8umber]

I'm sorry I didn't saying when I gave my bits. I GOT NERVOUS v.v

[@asolem2266]

Who is Oz? (or however it's spelled), I've been hearing about this character a few times now and I've gotten quite curious.

[@theonefreeman42]

“Os” is Monty’s Goliath Paladin that she’s plays with her friends

[@king_ferdinand4496]

How ya doing guys hope hope ya'll are safe

[@SuperUnhappyman]

So does Colette know giant?

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

I think the king of giants at least knows some common just a guess or maybe telepathy breaks barriers?

[@SnakeLord910]

FREE SHAVOCADO!!

[@TheNoobiethegrey]

TAU FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

[@Luigi_Mario_1997]

2:28:23

[@bitchtitchs]

19:28

[@500a6500]

I hope the throat clearing is edited out of the podcast. 😖

[@joefenwick-scott3807]

Please can we get an 'unexpectables' crew Among US stream!

[@maxwortel2801]

23:05 That voice actor advise, basically boils down to: Don't be your stereotypical american republican.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Uh, no...???

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

Man wait till they tell her bout toasted sandwiches gonna blow minds