DND The Unexpectables 63: Just Desserts

[@takahata101]

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[@connerlang215]

Taka, please. Stop editing the uploads. Whether people object or not, these archives are the only permanent place these streams will ever publicly live, and it saddens me that we might be losing these bits and announcements forever.

[@franciscobautista9379]

"Oh God it wants you to do the cooking by the book." "Get outta here ghost of Paula Dean." "Borky feels the urge to use creme fraiche, it shakes through his body." "Oh God a freaking chef's hat is growing out of his head." ...I love this series so much.

[@LuckySnowy441]

This comment is very late... but, How did no one make a 'Cooking Mama' joke?

[@alias588]

Oh man, if every major baddie the Lads defeat is collected by Edward in that Museum of Malcontents, that could be some good comedy at first, but it will undoubtedly lead to them becoming The League of Ill Intentions. Every time a new face shows up there: "Were you defeated by the Unexpectables, too?" "Yeah...I _really_ hate those guys...like enough to team up with all of you morons just to put an end to their happiness." "Oh, who do you guys hate most?" *All in unison* "Borky."

[@devilred18]

The jerk killed my sister's....and now drinks from ones skull. He left me and my crew for dead with a giant and stole my son. He showed me his dick and claimed the moon was better than the sun. The nerve!

[@Zerpderp0]

@@devilred18 I dont remember the last two

[@devilred18]

@@Zerpderp0 second one was the pirate Captain and the third one was the knight of oran

[@FromBeyondTheGrave1]

@@devilred18 So a dead guy, and a captain who was sent back to his country.

[@ZanraiKid]

Omni Maw being the progenitor of the minor key is literally some of the coolest lore I’ve ever witnessed.

[@darkvizardking69]

As panic would put it, that's metal as hell.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

talk about a giant cliffhanger... anyway, excited to meet da krew also pray to the Emperor so that Inquisitor Monty can return from the warp and combat the heresy

[@jergensherbit756]

or Kaldor Draigo

[@michaelconnell1010]

My theory of what’s to come: At the end of the Orktober campaign we suddenly cut to Borky saying “So what do you think of my story idea...Playwright Nappa?”

[@alias588]

"Well kid, I like your gusto, but you're a bit..." *leans in close* "greeeeeeeeeeen....."

[@matthewholbrook2285]

You have no idea how happy this makes me

[@thatguywiththeface5427]

There’s no reason to apologize about being out for a bit Monty, your health is more important than an internet show. You work hard enough putting up with the others to deserve the rest

[@cufsedfox98]

1:27:24 bouquet tossing? I can just imagine monty rolling a nat 1 and it lands in panics lap....then proceeds to get his face mawled by the women & greckles

[@ScamMan93]

Dolmar, Loboslackjaw, Stillhavity, Fleur de Mort, Pug, and Gobo Gourmet: Alivastian Sinister Six?

[@bluefan898]

Pug had a decent resolution though.

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Pug was a good boy, he wouldn't work with bad boys like them

[@bluefan898]

Right?

[@FromBeyondTheGrave1]

Lobo is afraid of you know who *Red winged Angel starts to play*

[@pop-tartdepression393]

48:17 Alivast has its own council of ricks

[@joedd215]

Tarusk has made the "sweet dragon" a thing of meta foreshadowing

[@FromBeyondTheGrave1]

No that's Yith

[@Smythoski]

That freaking laugh by Conner at the start that's an evil laugh XD looking forward to it. Get better soon Monty

[@air-headedaviator1805]

At the time of this upload I’m sure the surgery was already completed. Hope everything goes well and recovery is speedy and leisurely

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Air-headed Aviator the surgery did well last time I checked on her Twitter, in the meantime though..... It's time to get orcy....... IT'S TIME TO GET WARHAMMEREY! IT'S ORCTOBERFEST 2018!

[@Liide12]

SHENANIGANS! The noble game of stump is played with hammers, with which one has to flip up, grab, and slam down on ANOTHER PLAYER'S nail. You drink everytime you miss, and double if someone hits your nail. Drinks are finished (or a shot I suppose) if and when your or someone else's nail is buried in the stump. One is eliminated after their nail is buried, and only the strongest survive... At least that's how we played it.

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Now that is a great setup for the Borky Arc

[@questingchris9661]

“It has no mouth and it cannot scream.” I love your references Monty, you take a well deserved rest to recover from your surgery. I’m sure Orctober will tide us all over.

[@luiz918]

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Tracadia, An elven clan of merchants lived in a shining castle Although they had everything their heart desired, The elves were spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, An old beggar woman came to the castle And offered them a single old bag In return for shelter from the bitter cold Repulsed by her haggard appearance, The elves sneered at the gift, And turned the old woman away. But she warned them not to be deceived by appearances, For Beauty is found within. And when they dismissed her again, The old woman's humbleness melted away To reveal a powerful Vampire. The elves tried to apologize, but it was too late, For she had seen that there was no love in their heart And as punishment, She transformed them into the most plain and boring person imaginable, placing a powerful spell on the castle, cursing all who lived there. Ashamed of their boring form, The elves fled to the City of Alivast, With a crystal ball for scrying as their only window to their former home. The bag she had offered, Was truly a holding bag of gold coins, Which they would spend for many years If each of them could learn to love another, And earn one's love in return By the time the last coin was spent, Then the spell would be broken If not, they would be doomed to remain plain and boring For all time As the years passed, The elves fell into despair, and lost all emotions, For who could ever learn to love, Einford?

[@Yaboyazrael]

What a beautiful wedding(What a beautiful wedding.). Oh what a shame, what shame the poor groom’s bride is einford. I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF PANIC THE BEST DAMN BARD!

[@teammiracletriggervangaurd2317]

You need to cast silence on these kinda of things

[@zevil4207]

Gold!(also look at my theory at the top of the comments)

[@MrBond007JBR]

I've heard of weird encounters but this takes the CAKE

[@franciscobautista9379]

And then promptly turned that cake into a giant pastry monster.

[@Neutral_Tired]

Can't wait for Borky to become chieftain of four tribes, the United clergy of Borky

[@sameraiza5767]

The Bride is BDSM Furry einford

[@austaryxthelastofthesane3870]

“And so humanity once again asked, ‘can I do it?’ Instead of ‘should I do it?’”

[@gamersresidence6040]

I hail from the past. In a faraway strand of time called only...episode 8. My hopes for Solly are great and I cannot wait to catch up to all you lovely people.

[@gamersresidence6040]

@David Spivey I am still waiting for KH3. I know to wait ;) and I will be sure to enjoy this series at a moderate pace :)

[@rashkavar]

So the Einford family is the Elf version of the Armstrong family?

[@alias588]

I can't believe I didn't catch that until now! You're very likely correct!

[@PrinceofTheMonsters]

For some reason I imagine Einford's family suffers a curse and they will all look the same until they find true love and their curse is broken and their true self is freed.

[@ANlMEMaster]

That explains the one that looks different from marrying who she wants. I guess the others just settled or were in arrange marriages.

[@americaroleplayer]

The irony of the shadows with Eds role in Hazbin is not lost on me.

[@anilaisor]

all i can say is BY THE EMPEROR MONTY HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HERESY HAPPEN

[@apatheticAstronaut]

*INCOMING EXTERMINATUS*

[@ClingyParasite]

Rather than calling it a "frenzied rage", he should have called it a "Suger Rush"

[@Storyteller2093]

Ok I hope you make a speedy recovery and I don't mind waiting to watch vids your health is more important then that ☺ take it easy

[@sameraiza5767]

If I were one of the Orc cheifdans I would agree under some terms. 1. Access to Alavastian forge techniques 2. Recognition as a sovereign nation with an embassy in Alavast 3. A deal of Free Trade between my tribe and Alavast 4. The banning of adventurer quests in my territory without my consent 5. An exchange of hostages to be shore I am not betrayed 6. The right to do what I see fit with Parytonese P.O.Ws

[@onetonmuckfire9140]

I couldn't help but imagine Tarusk as the great cornholio...

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

Our Hero Our Hero claims a magical voice His Name His Name is Panic Grimtounge With a voice weilding power of a Teifling Bard Beware Beware of Panic Grimtounge He'll put an end to the evil and Alivast's foes Believe Believe in Panic Grimtounge

[@emeraldmaster5388]

I like the idea that the Knowles were throwing things around when they went nuts to the point where you could even see some of the smaller Knowles for walking across from the back of the room to the front and back again

[@geo_licious]

14:10 Tarask is Pavsravi's sibling confirmed?

[@connerlang215]

Tarusk is alternate timeline goodboy Pavs.

[@MrTwinklehead]

Haha, I finally catch up with the show just in time for it to be on a break. Obviously I wish Monty all the best in her recovery time! I do also have some other D&D shows to catch up on in the meanwhile, so this is a great opportunity to do it.

[@danieljohnston8719]

light Spoiler 2:24:00 ish. The anthropologist Monty mentioned has gotta be the one from the mission they could have taken early on right? They wouldn't allow women to apply probably because the orcs would try to capture them.

[@dante_1217]

three weeks of sheer cliffhanger. I'm not ok with this. (keep up the good work)

[@Frostwolf223]

"... I remember you." What time to have to wait a month to see what happens next. Oh, man, Monty is a total boss.

[@alias588]

Borky: "Ok, but ermm...new sword, who dis?"

[@lowrider993]

02:13:45 oh shit the Jester of Bordeaux is stalking the party now, what is going on today?!

[@l33tster]

1:02:00 aww hahaha fuck this is so sweet. I love the Unexpectables so goddamn much, this is so much fun to listen Honestly this is bloody magic to me, so creative

[@ClingyParasite]

"Objection, I suppose... NO wait not in a weeding!"

[@Taulbs]

Roll for Monty’s recovery

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Taulbs nat 20

[@MercuryAlphaInc]

+Air-headed Aviator Good thing you commented before me because, I shit you not, I rolled a Nat 1 on my die...

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Heaven or Hell! LET"S ROCK!

[@DrMDHyde]

Taulbs Damn Nat 1

[@crimson8170]

My die rolled off the table and landed on 20 the gods are with her

[@droideka1890]

I was expecting someone flipping the bird to the warhammer with you-know-who’s eye

[@reecewilson223]

Looking forward to da krew ^^ and I hope Monty makes a a quick recovery :) but takes as much time as she needs.

[@kodyw2960]

I know she said she'll be fine, but I'm still praying for Monty. Be well and be safe!

[@nickanderson55]

The Rogue gallery is pretty interesting I want a sinister six for the Unexpectables :D

[@PyreDragonBlade]

you can manually set up unarmed strike in the attacks and spellcasting section

[@ScreamingSturmovik]

hell of a cliff hanger for a 3 week wait

[@terezavajs4486]

My fat Alavastian wedding had some nice twist on the end.

[@nes819]

Hi Monty. Wish you a good surgery and a swift recovery. Also that kliffhanger before leaving us for a month... well played. Looking forward to orkplay with Connor.

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

Just stay safe Monty. Your health is very important. Baby dragon wants the sweets. I just have this picture of a adorable baby drago looking for sweets while everyone isn't looking.

[@joedd215]

Makes the "sweet dragon" a thing of meta foreshadowing doesn't it?

[@lowrider993]

01:37:54 why did this change to tfs at the table, did Grammy make the cake? Grammy "The secret ingredient is gnolls, elves, birds, a tiefling, an orc, and lizard!"

[@DrMDHyde]

ORCTOBER!!! RAAAAAH! *Goes into a rage!*

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Every screen's gone red! Dat meens I'm goin' suppa fast!

[@sarahrubymg2634]

WAaaaaaassaaaaaargh!

[@TheGhostQuarter]

sucks that there wont be any more unexpectables for three weeks but totally understand and hope you have a speedy recovery.

[@Rosfuture]

Monty doing Babytarusk noises is sooooo fucking cute

[@benriley7053]

What an episode! And hey, Taka got his talking sword at last!

[@minukun]

So this episode was pretty much “Beauty and the Beast”

[@DemonicEngineer]

YES!!!!! I never thought they would do the "all orc" session (been waiting for this since episode 22), BUT THEY WILL! And with Warhammer no less. I've been wanting to check that out but haven't found anyone funny enough playing it. This is gonna be great (don't forget the well timed burps).

[@luiz918]

"Dear beloved and fellow pack mates, we are gathered here today in holy matrimony and in unifying pack times... ah, wait... in holy matrimony to see this man and woman married. Do you take her to be your lofty wedded wife and also the one who will avenge you if you die, say if you get killed way too soon or something? For those of you present here today and for the ancestors who died bloodied and beaten in the battlefield, for any of those who have any objections to this holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold you peace. And if you speak, you may or may not be ripped to absolute smithereens. By the powers invested in me by the goddess Livrosea as well as the ancient ancestors of our bloody gnoll brethren, i now pronounce you man and wife. You may now slay your fellow united enemies". Gnoll marriages are amazing hahaha

[@pyrosianheir]

Hope everything went well with your surgery Monty. :) Rest well. Connor won't scare us all away. :D Edit: lol, that Jiangshi reaction was priceless. Well played. 1:37:00 - OH SHIT 1:38:00 - Wha.... Wow, Monty just went balls deep on the silly this episode. I love it.

[@itsaredvine]

Man this episode felt like a season finale. Thankfully we only have to wait a month and not a year.

[@DracoInduperator]

51:00 so Orc X Human is Kosher. I wonder how uncomfortable that priest would be at an Orc X Elf wedding. I bet that would be a hell of a show. 😈

[@da_bonsk9194]

Month-long cliffhanger! Wooooo! Get well soon, Monty!

[@Daisychain00]

The drinking game they were playing at the wedding is Hammerschlagen!

[@atomadams8387]

Yes! First try on guessing what episode I left off on! Time to binge watch like 40 episodes!

[@alpharabbit2353]

It'd have been amazing if Greckles got a nat 20 on the juggling. Be like that scene from Marvel's Spider-man, and since it actually came out a month prior they could have easily made that reference

[@thewaver8]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Monty says "congeal" :) BTW, Monty, if you like "congeal" you will love "coalesce"!

[@accursedblackmage]

take an extra one every time she mispronounces it as "coralesce".

[@Mackinz92]

Suplex City? More like Souffle City, amirite.

[@OnitaFreeze]

People haven't scrolled far enough to see this comment and that makes me sad

[@lowrider993]

Anyone else think the wedding ceremony music sounds like peaceful village music from and old jrpg game, like when they started becoming 3d old?

[@wolfgreen2741]

I wish you well Monty! Get well soon!

[@samjones7424]

Thank you Monty. Now whenever I see snow, I'm gonna think of pancakes. Get well soon!

[@zayadavis8305]

LMFAO they cut out the craziness they did with them announcing "Da knew" and the porn joke taka started

[@Devlerbat]

Too bad Borky doesn't have the charisma to multiclass into warlock (hexblade). Granted I have no idea if it would help his build even if he did have the charisma for it.

[@BlackOwl1997]

It wouldn't really need to help your build if the player decided to multi class for character development reasons.

[@Devlerbat]

@@BlackOwl1997 True. But you still need 13 charisma to multiclass to warlock. I can't remember what Borky's charisma modifier is.

[@Coboxite]

I checked, he actually has a +1 to charisma, so he at least has 12 CHA.

[@williamedward1666]

Hexblade's Curse is useful to any build.

[@Devlerbat]

@@williamedward1666 Good to know.

[@bthsr7113]

This is one of the stranger weddings from fiction that I'm aware of.

[@viyhexe131]

I swear, Gobbo Gourmet sounds like a Venture Bros character.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Considering what happened the last time a internet entertainer I liked called Monty went in for a "minor medical procedure," I'm still going to worry a little bit. Still, I wish everything turns out well. Also, Conner running a Warhammer 40K game?! Holly shit! Get hyped!

[@Zelmegas]

Holy Crap O.O the comparison is very strong... Let us hope things Fair better

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Coming back to say she’s all good and recovery has started

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

@@air-headedaviator1805 Phew! That is great to hear!

[@Zelmegas]

@@air-headedaviator1805 fantastic

[@Blade-xq5hk]

I think we can all agree that Monty was the most attractive male of rooster teeth. Anyone who says otherwise gets kicked in the balls by 100 Metas/Maines.

[@draculependragon513]

Hope u make a speedy recovery Monty & yay for Orctober

[@FoobyDudeGaming]

goblin default dances beside the cake

[@matthiasjagdm3949]

Did greckles get his wedding axe back? What happened to panic's fruit basket? Did the fruit basket get destroyed or eaten by the gnolls?

[@digunder14]

attack of the gourmancer (gourmet + mancer)

[@DragonFae16]

Monty should look up Australia's Master Chef if she loves cravats. One of the three judged always wears a cravat.

[@masterkeuhn]

I hope it goes well, don't worry we can wait

[@apatheticAstronaut]

Borky finally got his talking sword!

[@Hellucard360]

Blue balls for WEEKS!!! Hope Monty feels better soon.

[@connerlang215]

No, it's green ballz, for at least three weeks... WAAAAGH

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

[@pyrosianheir]

2:04:54 - No where to go, not much to see, so what's wrong with stayin' in and drinkin'.

[@optimus2200]

get better monty

[@Lastofthesigilites]

I hope greckles gets mirror image soon.

[@mattdanc]

Monty, how fucking dare you leave us on this for a MONTH!

[@sarahrubymg2634]

This os a fun episode and looking forward to “Da Krew”.

[@F0Xfangs]

Before I watch the wedding, I want borky to catch the bouquet

[@thomasrowlands6106]

There is only one god of madness and thats Sheogorath

[@DracoMagnius]

That was the best wedding ever!

[@MainlyMortal]

so is bosco a permanent addition to the group?

[@DrMDHyde]

zachary golden That’s a good question.

[@alias588]

That question has been asked in the Discord channel's Q&A section, Bosco answered it himself with "I don't know yet." It's probably a combination of having to deal with his own schedule as a professional VA, and whether Monty would be willing to accept him as a regular member of the cast for all of the adventures she's already got planned (my guess to that part is that she'd be 100% fine with it).

[@joedd215]

That... And I bet there was initial concern on how he'd gel with the group given his "brash" personality out of character it seems to be going well, but that could just be their professionalism shining through. Personally, I'd like to see him stick around

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

he's a permanent bird bro

[@le-grey-far-away]

I hope not. I don’t think Remy is long term Unexpectable material. Now if he were to roll something new, that’d be pretty cool, I’d be down for that

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

Please feel better Monty and rest well

[@MrWbt666]

I hope everything is well with your surgery. ... Orktober!!!!

[@jeremytung1632]

Anyone here remember The Tick cartoon, and more specifically the villain known as The Breadmaster?

[@TundraCrow]

Hope Orctober is put out on youtube.

[@luisenriquegalicia490]

The cake is a lie and also the cake is alive

[@DOOMchaoslord]

this ep came out 2 days before my birthday yet im watching it now

[@Lastofthesigilites]

1:57:58 best part.