Do I Hate asdfmovie?

[@4ghost26]

Tom, the Salad Punching joke is solely responsible for my most intense laugh session ever. My fave joke by far. The anger, the screams, the absurdity just overwhelms and its awesome.

[@reiniar]

*_Y E S_*

[@tubb1]

Alien attack was my longest laughing session. Me and my friends watched the video over and over, laughing, for about 15 minutes

[@Sqwivig]

@@tubb1 Throoowww the CHEEEESE!!!

[@VeraEdelman]

I love it too 😂

[@obsidiankrystal3308]

My favorite too it's my kinda humor

[@LilDeuceDeuce]

I really enjoyed this...for some reason asdf3 is still my favourite, and I can’t tell if that’s just because I saw that one first so it made the strongest first impression on me

[@ZaneZephyr]

It's the same exact thing for me too!

[@itsmetarik]

When are you gonna upload again?

[@coolguyx14]

My favorite song from asdf movie is beep beep I'm a sheep. It's catchy

[@cybertoad1012]

Holy shit it’s you

[@n0anime342]

Same, you where the one who actually who turned me on to it

[@cambenji]

“PIE FLAVOR” will forever be one of the best lines in comedy

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

*shreds*

[@FarmYardGaming]

*epic guitar riffs*

[@Randomlad.0737]

Asdfmovie 2

[@LordOSalt]

It’s all fun and games until you encounter the kids who speak in asdf movie quotes

[@JJPMaster]

I am a stegosaurus who likes trains and wants to die die die because I have brain damage. Hello, mine turtle! **dies** Yay!

[@sheop874]

@@JJPMaster I fear you

[@powerofthec5908]

@Tristan Energy Whoa I don't know why but you seem like a really cool and epic person.

[@TansyCat]

My mouth tastes of teeth hmm

[@asteriskJohn]

Oh god...

[@salmjak]

"Please dont credit me, I dont want to be associated with your work" That killed me.

[@ivysauceee]

2 more likes and there are 669

[@jaspervermeer659]

1 more like and there is 669

[@attackbrains2095]

0 more like and it’s 669 likes

[@beepyboro]

1k here.

[@h0p3.mp46]

1,1k here

[@TBoneTony]

I also loved What's That Behind your Ear? It's a Hearing Aid. WHAT? That was really funny and would fit within a party trick.

[@yeahyeah4914]

Congrats it was put in asdf

[@iiBus]

@@yeahyeah4914 no this was him saying he liked the joke from asdf

[@hmartin1761]

Yeh

[@tabbjahns4690]

WHAT

[@_lil_lil]

That was my favorite joke

[@the_real_lego_commander_co6685]

“Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I got hit by a train?”

[@soupisedgy9385]

yeah i honestly got scared when tom said that-

[@T_S_M_G]

SoupIsEdgy +suisidal

[@litaviee]

Comedy gold

[@giggity6942]

"I like trains"

[@dexterlim5136]

*FYOOOOOOOOOOOOM.* How ironic I got hit by a train!

[@arobi.5016]

My favorite joke is: “Oh no, a gun man!” “Hoh hoh ho, I’m gonna *stab* ya”

[@conic2721]

*i like trains*

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

@@conic2721 NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@berzec]

@@conic2721 what if someone finds out saying I hate trains protects them

[@raxid09]

@@berzec i hate trains

[@raxid09]

@@berzec but i like planes

[@Kirby950]

6:15 “Screw gravity doesn’t land” just like the guy who floated away

[@dastoopid2871]

Kirby950 10/10

[@doot6651]

Too fucking clever mate

[@KarmaKeyenore]

Ba-dum-tss

[@Acequatch]

Kirby950 Thought that too

[@OtherMomo]

pie flavored pie is still my favorite gag after all this time, just so needlessly extreme and action-packed. action that's packed into a single slow-mo reveal

[@TommyBKWL]

6:17 Lmao Was That Intended? "Screw Gravity Just Doesn't Land"

[@sabertag6992]

"I'm proud of 19-year-old me for making a gay joke that wasn't homophobic."

[@nutpeg6915]

When you were so bad back then that you are thankful that for once your 19 year old doesnt do a bad

[@tavicotavio]

2009 was one hell of a cursed year

[@katherinewilson1444]

@@tavicotavio more cursed than 2020?

[@catb3175]

@@katherinewilson1444 Internet wise kinda

[@dannystavs2003]

Surprising, am I right?

[@StickMaster500]

2007 was a much simpler time

[@bramsou1311]

StickMaster500 STOP BEING EVERYWHERE

[@SaranshV]

StickMaster500 I remember you from NISLT's channel

[@alec6117]

dude,i see you evreywhere,ARE YOU STALKING ME 24/7,OH GOD,HELP ME,CALL 911 HES AT MY WINDOW,PLEASE STOP BEING AT MY WINDOW,OH GOD JESU-

[@falfires]

Back when Tom had a slim enough face to put on a logo...

[@GammaDelta7]

Technically, any era of the past is simpler than the following. That is because we all evolve, we all change, and our expectations grow along the way. That's why some jokes feel like they aged terribly, even though it's all subjective.

[@NayvieNoir]

From one writer to another: many of your jokes may seem predictable or lame to you because you wrote them and you’ve been seeing them over and over before the release. An audience member who is seeing it for the first time won’t have that bias and will just enjoy it for what it is.

[@OldJazzysquaz]

"Food always tastes better when someone else makes it"

[@schippai3308]

Pix, opinion not fact.

[@wellfindheavenineachother]

I'm a piano player and the same thing happens to me when I write a song, play it a couple of times and than hate it.

[@kojixito]

Very true your always your greatest critic spotting flaws no one else would ever notice and hating what you make but others would love.

[@sonicmeerkat]

i see my acting as painfully mediocre and editing as scitsafrenic yet all i ever get is praise unless i outright fail at something.

[@tenthant]

TomSka: _ isn't funny Me: laughing

[@oivatank]

Yeh

[@liamsss]

Ehhh he's not rly funny tbh he sorted died after a while

[@beeftacho]

Fat Tracer I agree, he kinda died, but hes still funny.

[@bigmanj4929]

sAmE

[@topaz6995]

Me to bro me to.

[@tnturnip]

"I feel like I could comedically evolve." Also Tom's asdf movie 11: *B U T T*

[@Wisebricks]

ChrisMD

[@minithegameguy4674]

you try to to come up with enough jokes to fill 11 videos without running into a dry spot like that

[@nottavegan7311]

12*

[@randomdude3318]

I love the video, butt-

[@cipollalord8066]

@@nottavegan7311 *11

[@AnimatedZorox]

so if I got this right Tom repeatedly have a mother tell her young child that they should say "they wanna die"... thats neat XD

[@swiftynoodles1258]

Haha

[@swiftynoodles1258]

Haha

[@hen0tic02]

Haha

[@hen0tic02]

Haha

[@mauricecarney3498]

Haha

[@bastionunitb7388]

I always wanted Desmond the moon bear to be standing on the moon while the little girl that got punted to the moon flys by

[@marksoliman5899]

I thought desmond was the bear who ate the girl who was drawing a bear and then the girl, now inside the bear's stomach says "I wanna go to the moon!" and then gets kicked to the moon, propelling Desmond with her

[@bastionunitb7388]

Catto Birdi woah that's deep

[@ZGURemixer]

Go watch ASDFmovie YTPS

[@valk912]

But better, I always want do the flop guy to go go into space and just make him say EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP and then Desmond the moon bear falls with a whistle down to earth hit the pony with the girl that got punched to the moon riding the pony and then Desmond falls on the two and then they land on a mine turtle and pretty much rip the earth

[@awesomediamonds7592]

Vlad Abramov please no.

[@StarKnight54]

Why did i forget it was sandwich. I thought it was "Who parked their car on my car?"

[@Sampler-YTP]

I take it you only watched ultrasdf for the longest time.

[@theillusionist1494]

I’ve always had it stuck in my head as “Who parked their car on my bagel?” And I DON’T understand why.

[@beepyboro]

Now i will animate that.

[@mewtwo8035]

Same

[@BinglesP]

IT’S YOU (Hey, youu)

[@soledadmedina1651]

“i LiKe TrAiNs” Yeah, so that was my favorite- *train comes and runs me over*

[@Your_neighborhood_Indoraptor]

Alex_2_Wavy lol

[@beepyboro]

Your dead? Can you still talk?

[@VTAnimation]

I still get a laugh out of the OG asdfmovie, inspired the HELL out of me to make KZbin cartoons. And it only got better and better.

[@penguden_]

F O O D

[@fnaffilms3864]

VTAnimation 100th like

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman8137]

VTAnimation HEY GO BACK TO ANIMATING

[@prophecyfulfiller]

VTAnimation that’s some smooth advertising

[@sadhanboagoas6583]

untill it reached asdfmovie 10 and now it just suckss... the old ones are still awesome tho

[@micahphilson]

Man, this brings me back! My friends and I in high school would memorize the entire videos and just make the jokes at eachother all the time! Speaking of which, why do you hate the "I am punching your salad" joke? That was one of our favorites to quote! For reference, our favorite joke of all of them was "Now son, don't touch that cactus!"

[@fluffydemon1]

I like that joke too

[@Moeturr]

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *drops the fucking baby*

[@alikoneko]

Fun fact: it was originally gonna be I am punching your son, but due to self censorship he edited it to salad

[@GGanon]

I used to download all of the asdf movies and keep em offline on my phone. Me and my friends would secretly watch it in class under the desk when the professor wasn't looking.

[@leamsy_fanboy136boy5]

atleast u appriciate hes work

[@ekkofox4242]

"Jimmy, take out the dog" "Yes, mother" "For a walk, Jimmy.." It allways gets me.

[@johnweber4504]

Honestly after so many years hearing “screw gravity”, “f*ck gravity” just doesn’t land at all to me

[@brawlmasterjoelstudios]

Same

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

"I'm not suicidal" "hEY wOuLDn'T iT Be FuNnY iF I GoT hIT bY a TrAIn"

[@Foxesinabox]

I like trains

[@sprinklesam402]

I LIKE TRAINS

[@fllooploop]

🚞 = *_Z O O M_* =

[@Foxesinabox]

@@fllooploop train go zoom

[@ghoulishffx]

I like Trans

[@Outcrow]

"You're adopted!" is definitely my favorite. It is so uncalled for but it's true! What about that close-up to pup's shocked face along with sad piano sound... my goodness do I love it.

[@the_chroff]

i used to say that to my dog when he did something bad insted of yelling at him. he got so sad and went to bed

[@probablynotleo4340]

Tom, your 2007 randomness is an important part of my childhood, and I'm sure lots of other's in the comment section.

[@honk8434]

My favorite joke in the entire series is “Hey man nice hat” “Thanks!” “I was being sarcastic” “Well I stole your face!”

[@cmyk8964]

[faceless facepalm]

[@MrArk1265]

Miitopia

[@sumthngcool4221]

Hey man nice hat!

[@Creepaminer]

I DIDNT KNOW VSAUSE VOICED THE CARROT JOKE, WHAAAATTT I learned so much about asdfmovie in this video

[@ZachX888]

6:18 "Screw gravity just doesn't LAND." Good one Tom.

[@extraterrestrialcontent]

Dr _ Nomz I JUST GOT IT

[@Mousy677]

the punching your salad joke doesn't have a PUNCHLINE

[@viktorexists6948]

Ollie Embourne Eyyyyyyy👉👉

[@jessemcnett4314]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@tinx713]

Wow, this pun is actually funnier than the joke itself

[@paradox_lolz4317]

Ollie Embourne aaaayyyyyyy

[@710booga]

HA GET IT😂😂

[@PickIeMike]

The way he says, *"WhO pArKeD tHeIr CaR.. ON MY SANDWICH?!!"* Gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@cornishphilosopher]

I did!

[@mikaekae4463]

“Screw Gravity just doesn’t land” lol

[@diegolucano3354]

Mikaekae Ahhh I get it. He doesn’t land because he screwed gravity, right? I think?

[@lowercase_b]

“To prove that i dont hate asdfmovie...” ...YES! “Ive decided ill go through them” s h i t

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

Braydon why shit

[@ThatGuyRNA]

@@dontspikemydrink9382 and we would never find out

[@mariam19554]

ASDF 11 is gonna be 0.03 seconds long and you have to astral project your consciousness 7 times into your neighbour's dreams to get trough the 72 layers of irony to understand the jokes

[@hydra5998]

*InFuckingseption*

[@TheStanishStudios]

Finally, a reason to use the slowest speed on playback

[@asadmansha3935]

Which will all lead back to Tom and his depression.

[@bgranz99]

The art of layering in this comment is astounding

[@wattlebby]

8:05

[@Fan-imator]

I love how he actually laughs at the “but it’s Opposite Day” joke, because I quote that at least 3 times a week.

[@thecapybara3590]

My favourite joke: "Oh"

[@a.midnight]

Okay theres 150 likes but no replys, Now there’s Officially one reply

[@Lol-cq8km]

Crystal • Cookie now there’s 2

[@piko5012]

Cat code 3

[@hyperspeed7773]

Sleepy Deer 4

[@Mason4Life]

Hyperspeed ! 5

[@jokumukamikalie]

I actually find "screw gravity" sort of smoother than "fuck gravity". So in a mind of one meaningless viewer, you made the better choice. Also, it'd be awesome if you remade those cut and "censored" jokes and published them, maybe to this account, if not to the primary. I want to see that "I wonder if my baby can fly" animated.

[@extraterrestrialcontent]

TehAnonymous same I wanna see baby not fly

[@diegosanchez5412]

asdfmovie: the lost jokes

[@TheArchworks]

The Delivery of "... Mother". Is still by far my favourite thing from any asdfmovie.

[@PogieJoe]

That makes me laugh every time.

[@JoanDarden]

“I believe my friend Dan wrote that joke” So this was before you turned him into a chair. H A M

[@Sampler-YTP]

what...?

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Samsonator He’s referencing a skit Tom Ska has made with Daniel Howell. U should watch it because it’s really funny

[@Sampler-YTP]

Jack Marston I see. What’s it called?

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Samsonator Rejects

[@barryscott_1070]

Barber Shop quartet Dan Ow ow ow owwww

[@normietwiceremoved]

Has Tom reached the pinnacle of self awareness?! Has Tom become sentient?!

[@SpiralSine6]

normie twice removed Of course not, everyone knows that Tom is just a computer program.

[@daxterquiny]

+

[@jamierose3153]

I read it as "Has Tom reached the pineapple of self awarness?!"

[@DeadBaron]

normie twice removed (Terminator theme starts playing)

[@Ranger_4878]

Well he knows almost everything

[@marfoo2439]

Does anybody remember? Oh! A butterlfy! She's mine now John

[@Tococat6793]

Skiller 1254 me

[@CMGThePerson]

I get the refrence. It's a refrence to an ASDFMovie extra, Marmite is terrible.

[@ilikethecheeez6185]

Skiller 1254 iii

[@onesquishyboi970]

I remeber it

[@astrapboy]

asdfmovie9

[@Captain_Crusty]

3:12 I have to agree. 'Pie flavour' is possibly the most timelessly funny.

[@toutac]

1st reply idk

[@exotrrc1636]

"Haha! He's fat and suicidal, I wonder where that..." "Mmh....."

[@tyxaminx]

Comedy right 😂😂

[@samwai3762]

me

[@bootyblaster.]

Wow...U SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN

[@alexnacud25]

Ha ha haaa... *C O M E D Y*

[@bootyblaster.]

@@samwai3762 really

[@nicoreii]

ma fav asdfmovie joke: YO BRO LOOK AT MY NEW DOG YEAH ITS PRETTY COOL...OHHHHH THERES NO DOG WOOOOO WAAAAA

[@mynewaccount2361]

That's literally in the video

[@megasauce9388]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[@kristiepperson8494]

I can here the words just by a small glance.

[@Dead_Eye3160]

My New Account b r u h

[@crumbycake4158]

My New Account did you read the comment?

[@Harrison_J_T]

I did a placement in a hotel in Lanzarote in 2013. The pay was crap so I signed up to the hotel's babysitting service for extra money because that paid €15 an hour. The first child I babysat was 12 and told me about asdf movie (or A S D F movie as he called it) and sang me the entire I Like Trains song. As someone who had heard of but never watched any of asdf movie it was a pretty bizarre experience.

[@cg19]

what an amazing child you babysat

[@whez777]

computerguy19 Wow some people send 12 year old children to be babtsitted? That's like feeding 6 year old child feeding breast milk

[@Harrison_J_T]

Bonk Well first of all he was in a hotel in a foreign country so It's not the same as being left at home really. But also he he had a little sister, she was just asleep at this point.

[@whez777]

HarrietTwelveThree Oh ok

[@blablamanpivot]

I say A S D F Movie too But I think that’s because in French, saying Asdf Movie sounds like saying Bgrfjk It sounds better in english

[@Asterluna]

6:19 this just in: gravity joke doesn't land

[@a.r.e.3803]

Boop b u r n

[@rotz394]

Ha!

[@tenej6992]

Omg...

[@QtheWhatever]

you are disgusting

[@duck-eat-2486]

XD that is very very good!

[@swood5505]

The "I'm punching your salad" joke is probably one of my favorites and i don't know why

[@u-thix2436]

Same, its literally just, a random man punching someone else's salad

[@queendiscombra]

It's the scream

[@emma-jp3oc]

Tom laughing at his own jokes is a whole aesthetic

[@Mewchu14]

It's so pure

[@somewhatbored2503]

Calvatron Like incest. I mean family-friendly happy times.

[@spudward1801]

On the 11th anniversary, make "The ASDF movie I wanted to make" where you use all the better versions of the jokes, like "Hey can my baby fly?" And the better version of "Beep beep I'm a sheep"

[@evrenandtheivy2288]

Spudwood yES

[@fubernuckthree2022]

Spudwood yes

[@Electra_1203]

A bit late: the 10th anniversary was 2017 xD

[@spudward1801]

Brad Wright I meant 11th XD

[@user-xe6ww4rp9w]

And the ****** gravity instead of screw joke!

[@cypher515]

"I am punching your salad!" is legitimately so bad, it's good, for real. If you must accept appreciation of this joke, feel free to take it like that.

[@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3]

John Wozniak Go Bills!

[@plontulublalulu]

John Wozniak yeah punch my salad was me and my friends' favorite one

[@1HundoGames]

I kept thinking it was "I am punching your son!" I thought it was pretty funny.

[@lenaelisabeth]

When I was in elementary school I remember everyone saying "Everybody do the flop!" And now everyone's singing the muffin song. I just want you to know how much your art influenced my childhood 😊

[@OK-JAI]

These videos had me rolling back then when I was little, I deadass recorded the videos on my 3ds and watched them repeatedly, plus the punching the salad joke was my favorite. Also I still remember the day asdfmovie 5 released and I watched it on the wii KZbin channel

[@oliverwright6215]

ahhh the gold old wii youtube app, the good old days

[@quickster93]

This hurts

[@xrvenomgamer3561]

i would like this but it has 69 likes so i cant

[@ventoastrr66]

Even though the jokes are so stupid, I still laugh every single time.

[@renato5101]

Jershea Ventosa Me too ;)

[@liviwaslost]

Same

[@k2_x376]

Yes?

[@sombody9507]

Is it werid that i laughed when Tom said “Haha he’s fat and suicidal, wonder that came fro-“ *does something with his throat*

[@crimsonfirecat]

My standard for humor is so low because I still laugh at all the jokes... Yes, all of them

[@asz-themoonwalker2771]

If you want math joke.. You can count on me! :D What's the difference between math class and meth class? - Math is less addicting!

[@fllooploop]

ASZ - The MoonWalker you can *count* on me h a

[@Andy_Hendrix_9842]

Ba dum tss

[@mewtwo8035]

Same and I don’t laugh or like new jokes.

[@eyalm867]

same

[@mzth8918]

1900 - there’s gonna be cars that fly 2019 - A suicidal MUFFIN

[@marklorem]

Fairly sure that the muffin wasn't made this year

[@hollieisonyt4459]

-Winden- you’re right

[@xd-xrxvenge_7657]

Who wants a muffin

[@qwqmaple]

1900 - Theres gonna be original comments! 2019 - This

[@Sparkanator]

Cars didn't exist

[@jonnynik7626]

The "is this you?" - joke is probably my favourite one of the whole series, idunno why

[@businesszeus4864]

Hello!

[@Frostadoodle]

asdf movie is gonna be 10 years old? whoa time goes quick. bye bye childhood haha

[@DanTheCaptain]

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "THE DOOR!!" I actually use it sometimes, I just love how quotable everything is! It makes for endless laughter among friends who also have seen the series!

[@pigeondance]

same!!! i quote some of these, even translated into my native language, pretty often 😂

[@sumthngcool4221]

among, AMONG!!!?!!

[@sumthngcool4221]

@Ueki - Amogus

[@cappertilge8916]

When me and my cousins play ultimate chicken horse we always rush to get the door and when it kills someone we quote asdf

[@Fox-in-the-Storm]

Aww, you shouldn't be so critical of yourself. "Punching your salad" is one of my favorite clips of the whole series, and it's the voice acting and delivery that make it so good!

[@matsopelle]

Yeah exactly! Now I feel kinda stupid laughing my a*s off to almost all of the asdf jokes.

[@voxelbugged]

Yeah, the kind of "split delivery" makes it even funnier, as there is something inbetween the punchline and the beginning, so you are kinda not expecting it.

[@addisonmoore8041]

U haz 200 likes now cuz I liked

[@SuzanneHomemaker]

Apparently most if not all creators when they look back on their work, all they really see are the flaws of it.

[@UN_BOXT]

@@SuzanneHomemaker yeah, ever wonder what artists do with their work? STARE AT IT UNTIL THEY HATE IT

[@spqcestarlight1673]

I love asdfmovie except for the kids in my school who say “I aM a SteGoSauRus” all the time and “I lIkE tRaiNs”

[@shaunaemery9618]

say im hungry

[@spqcestarlight1673]

Shauna Emery I’m hungry.

[@shaunaemery9618]

@@spqcestarlight1673 hi hungry im dad

[@spqcestarlight1673]

Shauna Emery *gets out glock*

[@Delihlah]

It's just a shared piece of humor among people. :) Nothing wrong with it

[@snodge815]

The first time I watched asdf movies was when I was 7. I remember asking my mum, ‘Hey mum, what’s a homosexual?”. I was banned from the computer. Thanks Tom.

[@bigmanj4929]

Josie Jones HAHHAHA

[@leamsy_fanboy136boy5]

this is why u never ask ur parents, ask your friends

[@starlite5154]

XD

[@callistoanims5702]

DIAMONDEMERALD17 They said when they were *7*

[@jareddrawsthings6727]

?

[@alexisw820]

I am on the AS, and take things super literally, so the: “Knock knock” “Who’s there??” 💥BAM💥 “T H E D O O R” Just...... really resonated with me. Thank u.

[@shinymainespoon]

Another AS here! I think an asdf14 joke fits spectrum humor _perfectly_ : "WHERE'S MY WIFE??? Oh there's my wife. "WHERE'S MY KEYS??? Oh there's my keys." "OKAY I'm OFF TO WORK! (kiss wife).... Where's the DOOOOOR???"

[@SpiderSpiderOnTheWall]

Uhhh. Autism supplements?

[@haydenuwu]

@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallautism spectrum

[@crypt5129]

​@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallhuh

[@xtea.4014]

"Even though letting go feels right, I can't afford to say goodbye. But you and I are bound together. Especially since cartoons last Forever" --- The Muffin Song

[@turplle4965]

XD

[@jorjiiinnn]

yeseddshallliveforeverimsorryformyexistence

[@zebmie9719]

@@jorjiiinnn you dont got a space key bro?

[@talmeiri2479]

Strong bro

[@freckles9350]

Cuase I want to die die die we’re all gonna die die die it’s muffin time it’s muffin time cuase I want to die die die it’s muffin time cuase I want to die die die

[@huwunter_]

17:35 "Haha, he's fat and suicidal, I wonder where that ca-..." I feel bad for Tom q^q

[@dizzy_ddigital]

Yeah i never noticed that until he mentioned it :'/

[@michaelql3754]

Rose The White Fox let him feel this way. He needs to be punished for DISLIKING THE BANANA FIGHT JOKE!!!!

[@margaritakouzi5630]

NO TOM NOOOO

[@Blayk133]

Omfg please tell me I'm not the only one who never realised it was vsauce doing the carrots line 😂😂😂 wtaf

[@bluecloud4652]

Definitely not

[@VelvetThunder99]

his voice sounds so different in this! i've been following them for years and i just realized it is him!

[@jonathanfunvideos3090]

Jay Blayk I didn't know up until you said so

[@l3oficial636]

It's ironic how those scenes were cut off since they weren't ''funny enough'', but the "Who parked their car on my sandwich?" Joke is more iconic than most of the scenes that actually made it into the final video

[@kimberard2]

I loved the I wish people would be nice to me Your wish is STUPID *slaps*

[@Larakinerd]

Abby The Cat Lover Such a dainty slap.

[@dedlyocen1684]

*Stoopid

[@visionary_void]

STOOPED

[@Orion3101]

I like that one but I’ve always felt like the stupid had a weird delivery

[@Yawnford]

That slap was unimpressive, I seen bigger ones *Slap of the decade flashbacks*

[@mostar1219]

Can you imagine: "Screw gravity! *guy trips* Whoops! *falls up the stairs*"

[@kingofgames2992]

Monique Star lol

[@KdogPrime]

Now he can never use that joke, which means we will never see it animated. This is both funny and tragic.

[@kingofgames2992]

KdogPrime now I am sad

[@thanasisathanasiou1260]

"I love it"

[@Aori_M]

XD

[@JeremyBX]

To be honest i actually thought you were depressed Thank god you aren't

[@Headlock123456789]

He isn’t now, but he was. I’m glad he isn’t now too. : )

[@shadowspector3611]

"A fat person who is suicidal. I wonder where I thought of that . . ."

[@Nalimias]

he is, he's just taking meds

[@moezfoez]

Jeremy Boateng he's hard a rough path. But he pulled through it.

[@lucas.pessoa]

Dude hope you are ok! Since 2007 I follow these works

[@diegolucano3354]

The trumpet joke is the best one out of all of them. The way the trumpet taps out a stiff faceless boy is one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

[@ReverendTed]

"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD" was the first joke I actually chuckled at in this video. I love the asdfmovies and there are plenty of other gags I love, but today IAPYS struck a chord.

[@mostar1219]

Maybe you reviewing asdfmovie might not prove that you don't hate the series, but it DOES prove that you're growing as a creator

[@realkingsimon]

Monique Star true

[@themathnerd1730]

Put the "I wonder if my baby can fly," in asdfmovie 11

[@ShennaTheShinyEevee]

yeah! fuck the youtube algorithm!

[@Fan-imator]

Tomska: I made a minute and a half short out of someone thinking a gun was a camera. Also Tomska: decides to turn one joke into 5 minute skits. Some Things Never Change.

[@uglyrocks7411]

And Then Asdfmovie 11 Had fart Jokes Had Demon Children

[@voxelotlSFM]

my least favorite besides asdfmovie 1

[@miksuwaaan7527]

I think it's the worst one yet although there were a few good strong jokes

[@enkephalin8330]

TOO FAR BACK

[@marcusminingplushbros3121]

Aka the worst episode!

[@iiislime1839]

and the Asdfmovie 12 has....

[@menamesbigchungus5548]

HeY WoUlDnT It Be FuNnY iF I GoT HiT By A TrAiN....

[@chlomationsowo4086]

Oh nuu

[@xeleicum_8737]

Wat is wron wit chu?

[@menamesbigchungus5548]

@@xeleicum_8737 r/woooosh

[@Naga_V]

I like turtles

[@anonymousperson6228]

That sounds really boring. I USE MY HAIR TO EXPRESS MYSELF.

[@Espeon804]

I got a joke. I guess. Mom: "Tommy. Do the dishes." Tommy: *Pause. Dramatic* "NO." *Intense music* *Music halts* Mom: Okay Tommy. Have a nice day. *Walks away* (Pretty much based off of my own mom. Lil bro refused to do dishes. Mom walks away. Later she wakes him at 3AM and makes him do all the dishes. Lol.)

[@totallymeytgavinjr.2225]

Espeon804 tbh that what my dad does he tells them to do the dishes leaves for work if he sees they didn’t do it he’ll wake them up and make them do it same if they didn’t clean their room or do anything

[@BugsRCool499]

It fits in well in some asdf movie :)

[@beepyboro]

@@BugsRCool499 yep

[@thekingofhearts43]

"Hey, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?" "17 Again?" "Yeah." "It's on the shelf." "Oh. Thanks."

[@amateurpicatsso6448]

Dude, that trumpet thing is cool, I actually thought it was a trumpet and I'm in band so, yeah, that's definitely a skill

[@Wisebricks]

ChrisMD

[@Wisebricks]

ChrisMD

[@danielrodriguez197]

Don't push yourself to create a new asdfmovie, the jokes will just fall flat. Write what you can, then come back to it, and repeat. Good luck dood, I wish you success!

[@rotz394]

Or, you can just not make it and let it become a meme!

[@abbiemcintosh4925]

This was filmed when they released the muffin song and now they're releasing the muffin game

[@theunlucky1326]

Hey what time is it

[@syrilascended1172]

@@theunlucky1326 ITS MUFFIN TIMEE

[@theunlucky1326]

Ha ha ha time of death ,muffin time

[@gigabyte6614]

The Unlucky 13 wait what

[@beepyboro]

@@syrilascended1172 uhh..Actually it's 12:30.

[@coolthingsbeprcool]

Tom: the i like trains joke KZbin subtitles: *i lIKe tRAinS sTrOkE*

[@peathyyy]

How did I not realise the carrot guy was Vsauce

[@Wooktent]

I wanted his reaction to the Cactus Son one.

[@sodadealer4244]

Dad: now son don’t touch that cactus Son: *touches it* Dad: **your dead to me**

[@ungabunga6278]

I wanted to see that one as well

[@asadmansha3935]

And the apples joke

[@roach6700]

Yeah

[@User-dz2zv]

I would love to see an episode of all the jokes that you wish were different and funnier, or just the "I wonder if my baby can fly"

[@FearTheWeird300]

The child molester joke is hilarious

[@waxmilva5395]

I liked just because your right and because of your channel thumbnail

[@user-ob6cm4ui6f]

I wonder what the original “don’t think about cats” punchline was going to be.

[@meckma1816]

Tom: I don't have imposter syndrome anymore also Tom: 14:00

[@johnroy5169]

Back in elementary school everyone would watch the ASDF movies and found them funny. As your humor evolved, so did ours and last year when you released an ASDF movie, people were still talking about it

[@diamondkind6912]

Tom: _"Wouldn't be funny if I got hit by a train?"_ Me: I think that everyday m8 13:32 ... Why would you hate the pineapple joke? THAT IS YOUR FATHER YOUNG MAN

[@biahhsouza9285]

TordEddsworld {•DiamondKind•} XD

[@Harvfrs]

RIP EddsWorld

[@diamondkind6912]

RdeHte _yes_ _and Edd_

[@inkycreations8211]

*WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CRY?!?!?!??!?!!!?!?!?*

[@diamondkind6912]

@@inkycreations8211 -O holy hecc chara- >:3

[@neutronicembers7345]

“But it’s Opposite Day” has quite literally been memed to death.

[@Bundle_Exists]

8:23 the pure simple beauty of this “oh” is so god damn good and I don’t think anything will ever too it

[@gee159]

asdf movie was the vine compilation of its day in terms of quotability

[@ivorymagnus7347]

Honestly, I really loved the "salad punching" thing. I always thought it was multi layered because I thought it was cereal and was gonna be a forced "serial killer" line, but it took my by surprise and I laughed my ass off

[@chrispratt4155]

THROW THE C H E E S E

[@blackcountryme]

Everytime the film impedance day is on!

[@mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221]

But its oppisate day

[@jelllyjays]

I hate cheese...if you want to know why you have to check Nickelodeon UK...

[@whalecat8049]

What is the name of the anime on ur profile pic

[@olafs20016]

Kaylee Rules and likes to Game I hate cheese because I call it the “Too much cheese taste” if you don’t know I made it up. It’s basically is that it’s just a getting sick of cheese thing. And it tastes horrible

[@lordtoademort8124]

Format for video Tom Hates Joke Me: that was one of my favorites

[@Uyuzefe]

Filmcow dog joke is my favorite because I just love his voice, its immeditely funny to me whatever he says

[@piecheese1214]

"American accents lend themselves more to non sequitur comedy better than British ones." (*Looks at Monty Python*) Are you sure, Tom?

[@TheTobyOMG]

I thought exactly the same thing

[@JMScibra]

I'd challenge that Monty Python's British accents fit because of the medieval setting, but in a 'vacuum' setting as with asdfmovie, I think he's right.

[@YouWarhammer]

@@JMScibra you know that the holy grail and life of brian are only a small part of what made up Monty python? They have 4 seasons of sketch comedy with imo some of the funniest stuff that can still be applied to todays society, and of course the movie Meaning of life.

[@tomkenning5482]

@@YouWarhammer and 'and now for something completely different'

[@12DAMDO]

@@JMScibra flying circus was relatively modern... for its time

[@kylebulger4240]

Yeah Tom 12 years is a long time of producing this

[@swishjake1228]

ayy you got a license for that you'll never take me alive *blerp blerp* R I P Trumpet Boy

[@Tekni]

blerp blerp ?

[@wolfiez3773]

111 likes. Imma ruin it with a like

[@beepyboro]

@@Tekni blerp blerp *WE SPEAK IN TRUMPETZ*