When you trade freedom for Security to receive neither.
@anaiswatterson1696Күн бұрын
This is what happen when a platform has grown too big and trying to reach "wider" audience. Can't offend the children/snowflakes amirite
@TheRealJohnuxКүн бұрын
"We happy few" never felt as real as now.
@SanityDropКүн бұрын
Or even brave new world
@jays.6843Күн бұрын
Never forget that this is all capitalism's fault. They sand down the edges to make advertising execs happy.
@therosen9923Күн бұрын
@@SanityDrop Animal farm, farenheit 415, logans run, THX 1138, 1984. Elements from all of those exist, in some way or another.
@somedudewatchintv529723 сағат бұрын
"The smile police are here! I better start doing my happy dance!"
@yumri423 сағат бұрын
That is a game I have I bought and never played. Is it any game?
@SanityDropКүн бұрын
Literally 1984
@BenStro19 сағат бұрын
W Ceobe pfp
@YASIGURIIКүн бұрын
She did the alive dance, unbannable
@creed2552Күн бұрын
Please Twitch don't ban our Imouto Wife again, she even did a sily dance in desperation 😭😭
@ArsonBjorkКүн бұрын
0:24 Me when her stream starts 0:03 Me when her stream ends
@somedudewatchintv529723 сағат бұрын
Imagine seeing this in person. She suddenly remembered the consequences of a similar joke so she has to start dancing excessively happy on stage to prove it was a joke.
@retelefe20 сағат бұрын
It really feels like a joke in a dystopian movie where everyone is "happy" and they have to pretend they are happy even when they're not, or else....
@MrCat-zz5eo15 сағат бұрын
@@retelefe Lord sakes, they're gonna carve up a Glaswegian grin on ol' Barry if he ain't puttin' on a cheerio smile.
@EeveeRealSenpaiКүн бұрын
No banning, only correcting. That's the _correct_ way to do things.
@vnmememan8657Күн бұрын
My sisterwife is so energetic 😭😭😭
@TurtleChad1Күн бұрын
Our daughterwife is only allowed to love herself. Don't worry twitch, she will receive the correct amount of correction for that statement.
@aidenrivera461723 сағат бұрын
Daugterwife breedable
@FrozunLightningКүн бұрын
I'm so happy she's alive! she will be alive FOREVER!
@Mario583a23 сағат бұрын
Medic: _I didn't say that!_ I just said she's not filled with _tumors!_
@yiviyuvi763415 сағат бұрын
And age
@GadoworldКүн бұрын
"SHE IS ALIVE!" Dr. Frankenstein
@Aflay1Күн бұрын
New year, new trauma. 0:30 Also, she sounds like Kirby in that one animation where he calls Meta Knight on the phone.
@backgroundnoise9310Күн бұрын
Live. Laugh. Shondo.
@kaleviHekonen9527Күн бұрын
Twitch sillyroom jannies were already sweating. 😭😭😭
@reapervilleКүн бұрын
After multiple corrective actions from Twitch, Shondo now fears the banhammer.
@Elias54-d7wКүн бұрын
Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should love yourself NOW.
@SchemingGoldberg9 сағат бұрын
HighTierDemon:
@profanepropaneКүн бұрын
Shondo watched the entirety of "It's A Wonderful Life" for a split second
@EventHoriXZ0nКүн бұрын
Morty's spirit possesses her at :26
@vincentrose872515 сағат бұрын
I love watching her shake her cursor because it's still attached to bloons. Gives an image of what she's usually doing when she moves her avatar normally.
@MrshoujoКүн бұрын
All she needs to say is I LOVE CHOCOLATE and everyone understands.
@The_Lolicon_KingКүн бұрын
You summoned me... I CAME
@SilverLawrenceGaminggКүн бұрын
My heart is melting so adorable song shondo you are the best 💚
@FuzzyStripetailКүн бұрын
Shondo's "Happy to Be Alive" dance reportedly killed so many people with laughter (in game and not in real life...I hope).
@oh_sweet12 сағат бұрын
Hopefully twitch gets in trouble with their selective censorship and gets smacked by the government soon, i'm sick of all this, either it's all ok or none of it is ok
@brandonkaminari18 сағат бұрын
You can't Minecraft yet, you haven't finished your wine
@Vanom.21 сағат бұрын
"I suppose I'll just gracefully retire from existence in minecraft" - Shondo after being coached by her lawyers for twitch and youtube
@lotrfan77112 сағат бұрын
Behold: the Shondo muppet! Shmuppet, if you will 😭
@obi_wanshinobi18 сағат бұрын
Our life loving daughter wife is so cute
@Bennijin19 сағат бұрын
Accurate visual representation of when the antidepressants kick in.
@Empyrean_Enigma17 сағат бұрын
Drugs are overrated, I've just started going to sleep early so I have atleast an hour to close my eyes & sit before going to work. I didn't move for so long this morning that all the muscles in my face relaxed and made my face all droopy, probably looked like a damn zombie. I've even started putting off masturbation to just sit on the floor with my back against the wall. I'd recommend it.
@gustavolourenco570917 сағат бұрын
"When you wish for the end and you feel a sharp pain on your chest"
@KiraAsakura1410 сағат бұрын
This actually hurts to watch.
@CantusTropus23 сағат бұрын
The wineglass instantly makes her look 15 years older
@DoobiousCreature20 сағат бұрын
The r-word at Twitch that's hired exclusively to monitor and ban Vtubers: "Finally... I get to work. 😈"
@nullbubble79120 сағат бұрын
She's so silly 😭😭😭😭😭
@Christopher-N23 сағат бұрын
"Alive, Stephanie. Number 5 is alive."
@techead23Күн бұрын
Well last time she got drunk on steam someone reported her for self harm, so she has to make sure the people with one brain cell understand
@stormwindsakuro867821 сағат бұрын
Seeing Shondo makes me want to say the same thing "I love being alive"
@dr.bright6272Күн бұрын
She has a lovely singing voice
@dsxmachina57Күн бұрын
I sing that song everyday...I'm not really convinced it's working
@Hasate81922 сағат бұрын
LOL that reaction
@schattenschuetze286721 сағат бұрын
And them that one Twitch Mod be Like: BANNED
@irispaiva23 сағат бұрын
I dislike censorship, but we wouldn't have this cute and funny bit without it
@donovanhadley2209Күн бұрын
Shondo be like: *I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!* Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
@SaltySplatoon-tj1id19 сағат бұрын
At this point she's just trolling twitch mods😂
@fosterbennington6405Күн бұрын
Go Victorian child go
@lemonyz42016 сағат бұрын
me after a minor inconvenience
@kamo729318 сағат бұрын
speedrunning her next ban
@Sizemore911Күн бұрын
If shonshon didnt say "in game" she would have succeeded in the quickest ban of 2025 speed run (lol)
@alys__drummerКүн бұрын
The denial is real
@Pudding404Күн бұрын
Twitch is sillyphobic, shame on them. Shondo may need correction, but this is too far.
@differentone_p8 сағат бұрын
twitch is literally 1984
@dr.bright6272Күн бұрын
Shondo and Lucy are unbannable
@Duzeira20 сағат бұрын
i miss her
@BradleyHatchen-vv3fd21 сағат бұрын
She be okay it's a bluff she should be ok
@BradleyHatchen-vv3fd10 сағат бұрын
Keep a eye on it
@whatisnot19265 сағат бұрын
So, from my understanding she said that without any gun pointing to her head.
@ColdnCruel44423 сағат бұрын
Fo a flip! 😊
@dannylo5875Күн бұрын
Wine became a cursed or blursed item.
@EamonWalsh19 сағат бұрын
Speedrunning that ban in 2025? We don't need to set any records this year, Twitch.
@mstart_t8975Күн бұрын
It's Happening Again
@walasdelacruz880221 сағат бұрын
dijo todo eso por que TWITCH la puede banear por pensar que quiere matarse?
@LNReallyLikeThat18 сағат бұрын
My wife is depressed, I'm gonna correct her to make her feel better 😭💢💢
@travisharper3731Күн бұрын
Yes, Don't Ban Her!
@averageweeb895122 сағат бұрын
Twitch really is looking for any reason to ban her lmao
@lightninstriker10Күн бұрын
and so Twitch will ban her for the crime of being a vtuber that enjoys living. Obviously.
@BuenButter621120 сағат бұрын
Twitch please give her a break, wifey is silly like that sometimes 😭😭😭
@BakedBananaКүн бұрын
oh no
@Uberwenis11 сағат бұрын
So....... are Canadians allowed to stream on twitch?
@fresh2185 сағат бұрын
ffs 1984
@Issacmanhei_VRКүн бұрын
Should’ve gotten to jail.
@A_random_cultured_appreciatorКүн бұрын
Plz don't ban Shondo 😭
@Lucio11aКүн бұрын
Такой работодателю берешь и говоришь "Я не буду закрывать таску на 100% сегодня. Я буду закрывать ее по 1 проценту каждый день!" :D p/s Этот совет работает, спору нет. Для любого не пожилого человека, без хронических болезней, мешающих нормальному существованию. Но как бы ты не старался, ты не сможет отрастить новую руку или ногу на 1% за день. Или даже за 10 лет. Не сможешь остановить рак на терминальной стадии. Или любую другую хроническую болезнь, неизлечимую на сегодняшний день. Ты даже не сможешь кардинально улучшить свою жизнь, если каждое твое начинание разбивается о боль, с которой единственное, что ты можешь, это надеяться, что не сдохнешь прямо сейчас. И даже если ты делаешь ее лучше на 7% за эту неделю, она скатывается обратно на ноль при первом же рецидиве болезни. Повторюсь - совет офигенный. Если у тебя есть руки, ноги, здоровье и единственное что тебе мешает - это отсутствие веры в себя и бесконечное нытье. Ежели тебе мешает тело и здоровье - совет оказывается бессмысленным.
@notusneo19 сағат бұрын
⚡⚡ YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF NOW ⚡⚡
@anzestepec655920 сағат бұрын
play it a 2x speed
@bayumahendra1797Күн бұрын
Hmmm my cunny imouto daughter wife so aggressive today, she need correction😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@spegynmerbles399320 сағат бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@minakatahizuruКүн бұрын
💜💜🤍🤍
@alys__drummerКүн бұрын
Shondo losing her only female viewer 😭💯
@flyserailКүн бұрын
1984
@ppokll852422 сағат бұрын
That does not sound very convincing!
@norespectforastudiogangsta23 сағат бұрын
twitch hates fun
@battokizuКүн бұрын
based
@absolutleynotanalien809619 сағат бұрын
Hi
@wurzzzz21 сағат бұрын
Shondo needs to get off Twitch
@Umbra_Ursus20 сағат бұрын
Sorry, but I doubt clarification means crap to Twitch.
@thedigitaldummy309816 сағат бұрын
Live
@oesntdatterm954817 сағат бұрын
Why clip this? You do know they use clips like this to get vtubers banned, right? You are literally part of the problem.
@SchemingGoldberg9 сағат бұрын
The door's right over there, tourist.
@lunarwildrider3996Күн бұрын
So breedable.
@retelefe20 сағат бұрын
Your wife is very cute can I be her husband
@SchemingGoldberg9 сағат бұрын
It's too late. We are all her husbands. There is no escape. Please do not resist. 😊