do NOT JOIN Jschlatt's Minecraft SMP... (SDMP)

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

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[@GigaCantaloupe]

🍈

[@justloreee]

real!1!!1

[@iyarithenonormalonexd8821]

No

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game “Among Us” works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious? Well now we know how the game works, now we must analyze the red bean’s actions. At the beginning of the game, the red bean tells us “shh” while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. This action suggests that the red bean wants us to be quiet, or keep our mouths shut. Now why would the red bean want us to do this? This could be because the red bean wants to limit our communication in order to prevent us from spreading information. What information does the red bean want to prevent from spreading? We can assume that the reason why the red bean wants to prevent us from spreading information, is because he is actually the imposter, and he is planning on committing the crimes mentioned earlier. He does not want others to find out about actions he will cause, therefore he does not want us to communicate with each other. This concludes the reason for why I believe the red bean from the hit game Among Us is suspicious. So if you happen to see a red bean-shaped character wearing a spacesuit, please be careful.

[@sefetrk]

Capitalism 👍

[@yazidefirenze]

The "Schlatt's Inner Monologue" bit elicited the most laughs from me. I must see more.

[@arthurschoembergeralves2330]

Same lmao. Pls yahi if possible, do it again

[@yazidefirenze]

@@arthurschoembergeralves2330 "Pls yahi if possible do it again" (i like identity theft)

[@Hairy_Bowl]

I'm gonna say this with no irony in my voice. I need to stuff YOUR pumpkin. - jschlatt's inner monolouge.

[@ShadowFlash-ke1yn]

Schlatt needs to wake up and take his meds!

[@frownyclowny6955]

The fact it looked randomly organized by like 3 people and then Poke added to the bit made me lose it

[@thecatacombhimself]

jschlatt couldn't have described it better with "looney tunes ass shit"

[@Yayo30007]

the fact he MISSED the first time 💀

[@Phill_the640th]

​@@Yayo30007 *FR‼️*

[@thecatacombhimself]

@@Yayo30007 TRUE

[@TailsKid62]

"I saw this in a toothpaste ad once!"

[@thecatacombhimself]

@@TailsKid62 "Ta-da!"

[@VOID_lmao-ec4od]

I’m so “happy” to see “Yahi of ice” featuring “smaller” creators like “schlart”

[@pixelpulsegoofballs]

Dan "Schneider" really needs to take his meds

[@Cool_Name-idk]

hi so “happy” to see “Yahi of ice” featuring “smaller” creators like “schlart”, I'm dad

[@thecatacombhimself]

@@Cool_Name-idk no

[@KugelWasHere]

@@thecatacombhimself why no?

[@mr.infernal1380]

@@KugelWasHere He knows a fed when he sees one

[@Chelarino]

that fucking looney tunes duplicator is the most brilliant practical joke i've ever seen i swear to god

[@Blade04208]

6:26 that fucking tune being replaced with megalovania gave me a fight-or-flight response

[@Niamh9902]

I immediately had a mental breakdown

[@SirCleric]

The Skeleton (E)

[@lolkin3k]

​@@SirClericthe skeleton (You're gonna have a bad time!)

[@imadesmond]

Song?

[@destroything]

@@imadesmond The [Word that will cause my comment to be autodeleted] (Eek!) x megalovania and bonetrousle

[@YawnIsLame]

32:31 this whole interaction is like sans and papyrus talking about jr jumble and crosswords

[@ghostyc04]

That's why snas undertal asks for your balls😭

[@fire3619]

"YOU THINK THE POPE GOT A CUT DICK!?"

[@buffoonwithashovel7354]

35:05 “I am convinced we are not in a simulation, BECAUSE NO COMPUTER COULD COME UP WITH YOU!”

[@LCDirects]

I'll be the first one to bid off the Schlatt-worn Golden Timberlands off Depop.

[@ahyesbacon]

Lcdirects does it jiggle

[@RedSensed]

oh my god guys is this yahi ice friend

[@LuckyTheMotherFan]

Lc does it fart

[@justv1bin]

Take your hands off it and shake that shit

[@RhythmOSauce]

The inner Schlatt monologue was pure gold Help I'm dying

[@Dog_Dogs]

This video has hit me like a truck - in just about every way imaginable a truck could. The ups and downs of this video kept it close to being like a rollercoaster (an especially emotional one.) It all starts with the Yahia Mouse entering this strange server which he had been invited to prior. The beginning of it all is here and is mostly natural, which is not reflective of what is to come. The Mouse quickly adapts and interacts with the strange men coming to him; it was quickly clear that none of these people were very normal at all. While frolicking around, the Mouse stumbles upon the civilization, which he quickly shifts the tone of by using advanced technology to mimic the voice of the suited man in charge of them all. I was unsure of how to feel about all this. The Mouse continues interacting with the men, until he eventually decides to construct his humble abode once and for all, cementing his temporary domination and control of the territory, which made me go on the edge of my nonexistent seat. While I was edging on this imaginary seat, I was taken aback by a mighty flaw in the grandieur genius of this media; the chapter denoting the building had a fatal spelling mistake in it (most likely being a typo): "buildiing". I was showered with negative thoughts and became extremely depressed temporarily, as I did not know what to think. "How could this extremely disheartening mistake have been made? It surely must have been intentional..." and so I pretended for the rest of the runtime of this work of art, which ultimately worked out well for me as I had instantaneously lost all my depression. With this recovery, I proceeded with my watching, ready for whatever's next, in this case being the chapter "Fish! (Poke Sells Me His Soul Arc)", possibly referencing the "FISH!" meme of the fish laying on the floor blurrily as the plea for help "FISH!" is heard, or just the excalamation of "Fish!" by the Mouse, and the topic the chapter contains, which is the story of the soul selling. I became depressed anew once I saw this youthful man have his soul sold to this omnipotent Mouse for the mere prize of a golden plaque, but my sanity was instantaneously restored as soon as I saw the wonderful art about it made by "radicalphobia" seen at the timestamp 8:57. Unfortunately, my depression is nearing a return due to the aforementioned Poke being called an idiot by the artist. Poke is not doing very great, and I hope for a miracle to happen to him soon. After this encounter, the Mouse seems to brutally murder a woman's Felis silvestris catus companion, but in fact, the murder was not intentional and the feline was in fact not owned by the woman. This is all caused by the Mouse's temporary lack of knowledge about Creepers and Felis catus silvestris, of which he escapes the blame for by escaping the woman mid-conversation. The Mouse jolts back over to the Diamond Duplicator, where he ends up stealing more diamonds from the suited man in charge of them all using a fishing rod. (Or at least I think so, as the timeline is unclear as the first footage of the Duplicator appears prior to the Mouse entering the server, somehow?) The suited man in charge of them all remains clueless, while the other men keep exploiting this ignorance and nonchalantly rise in riches, despite their own cluelessness. The next few minutes consist of a Rags to Riches story for the Mouse, ultimately gaining an insurmountable amount of wealth, which he then taunts some men with using the ocean. His riches are then Realisticified, as the next footage all comes from donations and sponsors. I skipped this part as all people do, so I have no clues. After having a mysterious encounter with a Hunter, the Mouse even further magnifies his riches by selling entry to the wild man running in circles, monetizing it, and attracting one rather clueless customer. The Mouse then visits the Diner of the mysterious Hunter after reading an advertisement for it, but getting distracted by an Enderman Boss. The Boss is immediately hospitalized by the Mouse using a boat, and being hit over and over again. The men get hit hard back, but then the Mouse realizes that he can just make the Boss die of suffication and reap the rewards by hitting it once it's nearly dead, and so he does. The Mouse yearns for the rewards the Boss would offer, but is then wholly disappointed by the terrible rewards it did offer. The Mouse then goes on a rampage of trolling the men, by replacing bricks with knockoff bootleg ones and creating fake paintings to the level Bob-Omb Battlefield from the hit Nintendo 64 game Super Mario 64. Some nipple-related activities happen, but the information was too scarce to describe, and some say men went missing. The Mouse then returns to Hunter's Diner, this time ordering a "mchorse that helps censor videos". on the house. After getting it, he yearns for another one on the house, so he goes on the house to ask the Hunter for an on the house mchorse that helps censor videos on the house while on the house. The uproarious comedy of it all leads to an on the house mchorse that helps censor videos being given on the house to the Mouse. Wow... Banger rhymes. The Mouse has not interacted with the Poke for a prolonged amount of time, and thus his yearnenment of the Poke leads the Mouse to put up posters searching for the Poke all over town. After finding out he can't do that, he goes on to give it to everyone instead, as propaganda. My eyes hurt making this... Anyways the Mouse checks back at the Poke's home to see if he is there, and he is. The issue is then resolved while the Poke laughs at the poster. After going back to town, the Mouse converses with the Lancer and other men about jobs. KZbin has a ~9000 character limit, so I'll have to keep the rest of this short. The Mouse returns to the Diamond Duplicator, which is unfortunately fully derilict and has been replaced by text confirming it to be a study. The view is switched to the suited man in charge of them all, which reveals that he and the Nope are conversing about if the Arial font used for the study message is better than Papyrus and if Papyrus is Serifed or Sans serifed. The topic returns to the Mouse, which is insulted while in a conversation about simulation (more rhymes), prompting him to laugh for the longest time many have seen him laugh desoite the insult going against his inital vision of the world indeed being a simulation. He then travels to the Jawsh's cathedral, containing a very funky spinning dancing villager which he plays music to if spinning. The Mouse then overhears a mention of fruit gummies, prompting him to furiously search for them, ultimately MLG bucketing to survive the wrath of the suited man in charge of them all. He then belittles the "little man... LITTLE BABY MAN" with insults and imagery. The chapter title may be a reference to the little man Friday Night Funkin' mod stream he did a while ago, featuring some raining tacos and the titular little baby man. He then brings the Hunter down to earth, reasoning himself by saying that he should have been down to earth. He then performs the ultimate heist along with the Hunter by using Kevin MacLeod's "Sneaky Snitch" song to bypass all security measures and steal CaptainSparklez's McLaren. This does not go over well for them as they later get caught stashing the vehicle inside of the Diner. Finally, and ultimately, the Mouse manifests himself as the suited man in charge of them all's inner monologue, causing confusion to all, and also fun and laughter. Once and for all, the Mouse is finally banished from this strange server through the command /ban yahiamice, as it ends after all. My thoughts on this video? Yeah, pretty good.

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

holy fuck

[@jamzee_]

Holy shit

[@timstudem8852]

Lame

[@Thegameguy2482]

What is bro blabbin about?

[@hiveling-111]

I too was edging on my imaginary seat. (My eyes hurt from reading this, but not as much as yours)

[@comicgoldleaf]

22:01 yahi opening the doors moist placed was funny

[@mightykingwario]

love how yahi’s humor is the exact shit that makes schlatt laugh

[@rasoolabdalrazaq6825]

the fact that schlatt just continued to play along with the inner monologue thing is just pure gold

[@just_a_croat3711]

I can never get tired of Yahi's ItemAsylum-ass humor.

[@sfosac]

nah man this is def infinitewelfare-ass humour

[@Strange_Traveller]

Fr

[@goobzze]

this shit is so *random,* yahiamice just like to *rumble* and tussle with the others

[@redfoxlol101]

prjoect rmeix

[@vhproductions]

GOLF

[@just_a_dude_lol]

pppLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE LAST TIME U'LL BE IN THAT SERVER 💀

[@itspurplepaw6163]

"I AM CONVICED WE ARE NOT IN A SIMULATION BECAUSE NO COMPUTER COULD COME UP WITH YOU!" thats actually such a good line lmfao

[@Theactualsansundertale]

* this is the first YAHIAMICE LIVE video that’s YAHIAMICE *LIVE* premiere

[@nootmarethefunni4706]

no way its sans underswap

[@Tom_the_blond]

16:32 "i have been on this server and have triple your loot what is this?" Pulls out entire diamond set "Nevermind"

[@underbro6627]

bro switched up real quick

[@visikit]

35:02 the accent makes this so much better 😭

[@Xawness]

7:48 Deponia OST made me cry

[@Argemia]

22:15 the way aztro laughs will never not be funny to me

[@eret3]

I think I know what you are reffering to, since she does make that wheeze sound when she laughs, but in the timestamp you mention I cannot distinguish a single sound from how much is going on lol

[@Argemia]

@@eret3 She has an autotuned scream laugh

[@eret3]

@@Argemia wait that computer crashing ass sound was HER????

[@Argemia]

@@eret3 yeah

[@tank_nulls]

Random Sentinel warning me not to touch Vault Mark:

[@Android_Andy]

3:37 i know where you got that mp4 from Mr Yahia-Mouse. You cant hide away your sins

[@bacon_guy2820]

i love the part where دکتر حیوان said its دکتر حیواننیگ time and دکتر حیوان'd all over the place

[@KirbyPoyo]

edit: dr havin is mr beast.

[@3arthQuak]

dr havin

[@Derdre]

dr havin

[@theepicgoosedude]

pretty sure its dr haiwan not dr havin

[@generalgongthehawkeye557]

dr hayawan

[@Len_ancha]

6:27 Bro has a taste in music lol

[@mattgroening8872]

😨. 😐

[@blueswingdown]

*302 missed calls from Schlatt*

[@GigaCantaloupe]

Yahiarice its me the GigaCantaloupe 🗿🍈

[@ForeverPlayerTwo]

no, you're the cantaloupe followed by an ellipsis

[@Roommate420]

ITS HIM!!!111!!

[@Futuristic72]

Ahhh yess yahirice the popular minecraft KZbinr. What's next canatenoloupe?

[@Fillinnamehere]

🍈

[@Thatonemetalsonicfan]

Ain’t no way man, is that a cantaloupe?

[@vovandreowlh]

THIS WAS GENUINELY THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE I AM WAS LAUGHING LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT AFTER AFTER THE VIDEO ENDED HOLY SHIT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@evakazoo]

35:03 that is such a good defense XD

[@eyeblech2001]

*lighting strike sound*

[@ItsJoko]

15:26 NO GWAY

[@randomguy-kq4qy]

Hi @ItsJoko ☑️ • 2h ago 15:26 NO GWAY Translate to English

[@fedethegreat88]

Hi ​@randomguy-kq4qy • 20 h ago Hi @ItsJoko ☑️ • 2h ago 15:26 NO GWAY Translate to English Hi @ItsJoko ☑️ • 22 h ago 15:26 NO GWAY Translate to English

[@amoszadoff9863]

9:05 love when he turned into omegatronic

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

Yahi, your insane level of on-the-spot wit is not enough to absolve you of your sins.

[@CanalDoPhillipeMEME]

i love how yahiamice's icon is the peace symbol but instead his videos are just complete madness

[@CanalDoPhillipeMEME]

wait what yahiahorse hearted my comment

[@hangedking4588]

2:15 as a latin american dude i can say, its pretty much a slur in almost every latin american country, say that to someone and its a death sentence, since that word has no sense in spanish and was made up by people of the united states that never touched a latin american country.

[@FiredCashier]

que chido soy un latinx

[@hangedking4588]

​@@FiredCashiercon eso no se jode Papu 🐎

[@coalblacksburg7229]

Womp womp

[@hangedking4588]

@@coalblacksburg7229 boowomp

[@GavenJr]

Confirmo

[@chamydharmarathna9662]

35.05 Thats gotta be the most funniest insult/compliment i have ever heard lmaoo.😅😅

[@judgementalgoose]

That entire bit of jschlatt’s monologue at the end was so damn funny oh my god

[@eplayermanman6997]

43:09 this is gold

[@JackKennedy_Pregnante]

21:06 bouncy boi

[@PrisonerFlake]

Even though I've been subbed for a couple years now, I think I'm falling in love with your channel all over again, this was just so well edited and funny 😆 so many banger uploads recently 👍👍👍

[@DeltaSGPGIV]

Is your refrigerator running

[@badthej]

​@@DeltaSGPGIV unfortunately

[@bumpersincapped]

it has captured 9 of us as of april 14th​@@DeltaSGPGIV

[@maglara5007]

Not the moment you entered Charborg's house and saw Jesus nooo 😭😭😭

[@FreakFlame]

So nice of "Yahiarice" to make a video featuring "Jschlungus"

[@44Hd22]

I could make a yahoo yahi joke and stuff which implies mature concepts and stuff but I am going to sleep.

[@Kelswagsinandballin]

SDMP is excellent SMP with these silly goobers and gobbys too

[@Reds_Guy]

41:54 Cat: Meow Yahi: Hello bruh

[@BALL_EATER1964]

"Dr. Beast" 💀☠️🔥

[@adamsacsoqui9365]

No he actually said dr.animal

[@BALL_EATER1964]

@@adamsacsoqui9365 mfw i misinterprete my own language.

[@adamsacsoqui9365]

@@BALL_EATER1964 am telling the truth am not joking

[@BALL_EATER1964]

@@adamsacsoqui9365 dawg i know, i was talking about myself.

[@BALL_EATER1964]

@@adamsacsoqui9365 also thanks for correcting me.

[@Rareblin]

gnarly

[@ReReik]

indeed rareblin indeed

[@kritten264]

"im convinced we don't live in a simulation cus no computer could come up with YOU" goes SO HARD

[@huntey]

dude i LITERALLY almost joined jschlatt's minecraft SMP until i saw the title 😭😭

[@Daveisreallycool]

>Be me >Wait for Yahiamice to update the discord link >Canteloupe walks in

[@Anarqism]

25:25 I don't even have a doorbell, I thought it was irl

[@royaleegg7362]

3:33 there was weed...

[@Andrew_Armenta]

34:16 YAHI WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!?!

[@catergamer1]

the inner monologue stuff was so funny i havent have laughed this hard in a while

[@DoomerSlice]

One of the best minecraft videos I've ever seen it's just back-to-back incredibly funny bits it just keeps getting better

[@kazmora2]

truly one of the yahiamice's moments of all time

[@Sealington]

3:33 nooo.... don't loot my boy charborg

[@СавелийИванов-ш3м]

12:12 wanna see me run to that rock? wanna see me do it again?

[@baphomutt]

3:35 if only Charborg could see what just went down in his house

[@adamsacsoqui9365]

18:07 i know Arabic and he said: doctor animal 💀💀💀 edit: HOLY A MOROCCAN GOT A HEART FROM A NOTHER MOROCCAN

[@Natsuthetwixter]

the inner voices bit was amazing, i could watch it for hours 😭

[@asterismvela]

normally i put on a suit for a yahi upload but i think im gunna put on a fancy dress this time to celebrate SDMP WOOOHOOOOOOOOO

[@jailvik8164]

7:11 the way he laughed tho was hella halarious

[@jamzee_]

3:00 after two years of simply uhm… looking at beef respectfully… its odd to see him playing a videogame again. its my money… i do what i want with it.

[@Cambo_Goof]

3:39 “is that Jesus?HAHA-, OH WAIT NO WE SHOULDNT BE DOING THIS HERE” lol

[@LordCrystalBoss]

This is a certified schlatt classic.

[@Dr.HeinzDoofenshmirtz-yc3vj]

the fishing music constantly reminds me of my legally-binding life long contract with old school runescape

[@radioactivegoat8259]

I chose watching this instead of watching tommyinnit doing a smash or pass on minecraft mobs

[@randomguy-kq4qy]

0:22 the best part of this is the fact it took 2 tries

[@Furnive]

Best story line at the end! 😂

[@CodyDoug]

3:32 LOL THATS CHRBRG HOUSE XD btw one carpet in the corner actually opens and there is weed and there a secret secret base where you need to replace the torch in the weed place by a redstone torch the wall will open and if you go down AGAIN there’s opium

[@mylam658]

Ha ha 21 get it? So funny

[@alrobledo6322]

❌

[@ManicDymanic]

That stuffed pumpkin joke at the end was the best part of this whole video

[@cacean1145]

I like jabibi

[@jonac0426]

HE DID IT, HE DID THE DIAMOND DUPLICATOR THINGY !!!!!

[@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal]

DUDE WHY TF DO YOU USE WINDOWS XP

[@soncridged]

Huh

[@thebluelord_25]

He uses Windows 10 with Windows XP taskbar

[@Tolekk1]

WOW this video is so cool. It must've been SO fun to make!!

[@luca4k484]

weirdo

[@CanalDoPhillipeMEME]

He isnt an weirdo, he is an no-brainer

[@mooqer]

18:06 that means "animal doctor"

[@iexistexe]

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now

[@Beni_dude30]

we always love when yahi the heist fills us up with his warm, creamy minecraft videos!

[@boqk]

“hell yeah” they all screamed in unison

[@rosethemaidkitty3079]

"poke im gonna say this with no hint of irony, i need to stuff your pumpkin" made me shit myself with laughter

[@bluepieguy]

3:34 I watched the CHRBRG video of him decorating this house 💀

[@redrhinodino5833]

The entire Jschlatt inner monologue part is absolutely fucking hilarious PLEASE and I mean PLEASE make another one of these videos

[@BlinkzLuminary]

After watching this video, im not joining the jschlatt's smp anymore.

[@ChromaAqui]

That first bit ended me 😂😂😂 "What is this Looney Tunes a- shi- goin' on the server today"

[@TrickyandElias]

I feel like Yahi would be the person to make wanted posters about his friends not looking for them just being like 'have you seen him today? now you have!'

[@Autumnvoir]

I so need more of this dude

[@FeltsuOnYT]

Man this is my favorite so far, watched this 4 times and counting lmao

[@helkinjurgles5189]

I appreciate the chapters a lot

[@Willerhide]

The Bob omb battlefield bit was hilarious, Amazing video.

[@NoxinTub]

dude you sound like rambley the racoon during the promo,im not even joking

[@proximityisreal]

Yahi you gotta play more minecraft Jschlatt...

[@deathmatchguy12]

I find it hilarious how both slimecicle and Yahi make it seem that schlatt is someone who is a menace (or a god), as seen in the thumbnail for this video and mostly every slimecicle video starring schlatt. *what am i yapping about*

[@link182_]

the schlatt's inner monologue bit is actually the funniest but the sdmp has ever seen

[@kiettrinhbt]

0:21 This is straight out from a Looney tunes scene 😂😂

[@Dummyer_Newbie]

3:39 nahhh bro this got me 💀💀💀

[@IDK-t6m-i7g]

Bruhhhh we need more of "schlatts inner monologue" best part of the vid.

[@rainwobrain]

"Yoshimace" is the funniest human being

[@burnaracont]

so glad that “yahiamice” is collabing with smaller creators like “jschlatt”