Do Not Read: Ho-Ho-Homicide, Rhymes with Duck

[@taylornickels5320]

"I think my dad read this to me" LOL.

[@ambregris]

me too! xD

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

I can imagine that Jimmy was an imaginative child!

[@jenwarshawsky189]

That was funny when he said that!

[@TheRealNonentity]

I love Jimmy Fallon. life is going terrible right now. I can't work because of my broken hand. lost my car, have to find a place to live within a month and is so stressful but when the sun goes down the problems go away for a bit while I get to watch youtube and relax

[@howard330]

Maybe if you stop being an immortal joker things would get better?

[@hanimaycid9525]

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[@rudymanglona9329]

No ones in control of your happiness but you! 😎

[@Snavedude]

Sounds like a country song to me.

[@kittenkong3135]

Praying for you. God Bless

[@pepsiandsnapple]

I was watching a video on my phone in my bed at night when a notification popped up on the bottom in gray text saying "do not read , ho ho homicide", holy crap I thought I got text from a psycho

[@despadea]

im cracking up rn😂😂

[@trinitymiracle1975]

Omg nooo 😂

[@fallontonight]

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[@reconnaissanceman1547]

Lol

[@alyssawssinging4039]

😂😂😂

[@EFUwazurike]

"Just visiting the north pole?" Higgins is the real MVP

[@Cinedragon]

The way Jimmy always pronounces murder with that music bit. Never fails to crack me up!

[@KeistasZmogelis]

He meant to say "Firetruck".

[@zoyten8279]

lool

[@gameshows5973]

no he meant to say fuck

[@mizuhonova]

I don't understand. What the fuck was Tariq trying to say?

[@observaromundo5536]

FiretrUCK

[@JDance]

+observ aromundo ha

[@benupde1979]

Fuck if I know. His Tourettes was kicking in!

[@peacockblue8407]

miz: he was being childish, & totally pathetic. not @ all funny.🐖

[@antonelabakavic4045]

mizuhonova it wasn't funny

[@jolieclark8482]

Am I the only one who would consider buying the toilet paper origami book?

[@christopherqmullen]

Yeah

[@folksies2686]

no

[@moniersmelatyar]

maybe

[@LifeWithTheRekers]

That shits legit....pun intended

[@fieonshakespearenut]

No! I would totally check that book out at the library. It would be a fun thing to do when guests are over.

[@sab_ginesi]

f....fire truck?

[@CorduroyTheBoy]

i honestly thought black thought was gonna say firetruck.

[@macmac277]

^ Did you actually name him by his colour?

[@CorduroyTheBoy]

MadDany what do you mean?

[@hanimaycid9525]

MadDany, that's his on-stage name, believe it or not. Black Thought.

[@macmac277]

True Orange lol. alrighty. weird stage name to have

[@dabryabby6597]

Tarik: I got one, Fuuuhhh. Lol. I totally lost my sh*t in there . I totally needed this, 2 weeks for me is 1 month without The Tonight Show. I needed laughs. Thank God they are back.

[@brandonbloom5398]

Tariq was just trying to say firetruck but he got stage fright

[@samkellman]

YOU BEEN IN THE BATHROOM A LONG TIME THERE GREG

[@PatrickRain0512]

"The 2 things people like: Christmas and..." Me: Ho`s!

[@alexisrose1675]

@1:00. Died laughing. Too early in the morning. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmazingThings359]

wow dead people can type?

[@8ee8ee]

I don't usually laugh on my own when watching something but that one just got me. XD and the dishcloth encyclopaedia...

[@salaam_mayras]

I love when jimmy said : "Christmas and murder" !!! 😂

[@SelahSmith]

they seemed so down and chill in this segment i loved it

[@maryl.95]

I've read Ho-Ho-Homicide and it's great. It's actually a very popular subgenre of mystery novels, the pun-titled cozy mysteries. They often include recipes in the back.

[@claredunn757]

🤣🤣 Good stuff!

[@danichan913]

I've read the Encyclopedia of Dish Clothes...because it's a book on how to make different dish clothes. It's actually really handy if you crochet.

[@muttgirltamichi]

When I heard Ho-Ho Homicide, I thought it was about hookers. Apparently my mind was in the gutter.

[@TheMaliceTree]

*This segment and the Do Not Play are the funniest segments*

[@cheriethevalentine1838]

Jimmy's face when he says, "MURDER!"

[@dinukajay]

He should have said "Fffff...fffff..... firetruck"

[@bluelambo5]

Why?

[@Efemral]

He got stuck

[@ChristianBoesch]

Here’s the thing about saying “firetruck” It starts with “f” and it ends with “uck”.

[@arejayseeottawa]

Happy to see Jimmy Fallon back with the Tonight Show! Missed him during the Olympics!

[@melnatalks]

I study at an art school and we have that origami book as a joke in our library 😂

[@OzzyTheGiant]

Toilet Paper Origami...... for when you are very constipated and bored out of your mind! Too bad there will be no more paper when you finish dumping :P

[@Drarack]

so glad they didn't have him say firetruck. that one's old and overused

[@TheMarkMaster101]

Murder and Christmas is just about every Doctor Who Christmas special ever...

[@TheXtech123]

"It's got two things people like: Christmas and...murder" I really thought he was gonna say hoes lmao

[@denneraraujo_]

2:36 i just lose it when Jimmy does that voice

[@mariav9445]

Welcome back!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@LessThanThree76]

I WANT MORE DRINKO AND KID THEATRE!!! 😍😍😍

[@claredunn757]

I had sent in Ho Ho Homicide! It was so long ago and they made it so funny!! Love watching these throwbacks!! Swanky Hanky, Omg!!

[@dreembarge]

Ho-Ho Homicide: death by tasty snack cake.

[@zoyten8279]

i really want "toilet paper origami" its better than reading news paper in toilet

[@hendrienhanekom7627]

1:28 He should of said "Visiting the south pole"... wink wink

[@AJD47]

as an avid crocheter I would love that dishcloth book.

[@abdullaal-naimi1662]

a word that rhymes with duck starts with and f ends with ck is a firetruck

[@AndrewSalinass]

Miss these two

[@timothygraham4304]

Ho Ho Homicide spoiler alert: Kaitlyn Dunnett!

[@elliottbarth]

Alan Rickman: Now I have a machine gun, Ho-ho-ho... You had a perfect chance to do a brilliant impression, Jimmy, and you didn't!

[@SquareSquidStudios]

I will be looking for that toilet paper origami book~

[@mandboat]

me too!

[@sophie3]

That some swankie fandangles youre gonna have 😂

[@japjapara]

Who else cringed when tarick was trying to say fuck?

[@Desmondtututwo]

I wonder if his finger will ever be back to normal

[@hiitswizu5764]

The voice Jimmy made was sooooo Quagmire xD

[@cassidyS667]

“Oh Fudge! (Only I didn’t say fudge)”

[@zepcrazyfre]

I will buy all these books.

[@AydanM]

WHO ELSE IS GONNA FOLD SOME FANDANGLES?

[@lldm8222]

Mom: Oh Nina I should get that book about destroying your creativity! Haha Me: You don't need that. I already destroyed my creativity....and soul...

[@mistyferrell1600]

The Dursley’s would love that first book

[@danmansell8769]

I love when they say they love something or someone.

[@Kangakool]

As a crocheter I would totally read the encyclopedia of dishcloths.

[@AlvnMakesMovies]

that toilet paper origami is low-key gorgeous

[@nefwaenre]

Toilet Paper origami is actually pretty ingenious! Saw a pattern in a restaurant, gave a feedback on it. Manager mentioned the book. :)

[@johnburnside7828]

There are a lot of "murder at Christmas" books. It's a popular theme.

[@marierechman5168]

Omg I just realized that Jimmy looks SO much like Ted from How Met Your Mother 😱😱😱

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol, Jimmy's face after showing the "murder" book!!!!!!!

[@moonsuncat]

That fact that I do like Christmas and murder mysteries XD

[@edub9930]

Black thought 🤣😂 legend says hes still trying to spit out the word to this day🤣😂😄

[@apatrick1297]

There is a murder for every holiday by all the best and worst crime novelists

[@diehardrvdfan22]

"A Labor Day Murder" is my personal favorite.

[@despadea]

Fuuuuuuhhhh... fuuuuhhh.... fuuuuhhh... LOL😂

[@despadea]

Why are my replies dissapearing? 3 people replied including +TheTonightShowWithJimmyFallon but none are showing.

[@manilkasheran2934]

this is only gonna make me wanna read these books!

[@jaydenfriesen]

Please do another "EW" segment :D

[@thedarkknight7626]

No

[@matthewbrady2440]

I've actually read "Ten Ways to Destroy your Child's Imagination" for class. He totally took that out of context.

[@sirnate9065]

0:32 clearly a "what not to do" for parents

[@stefan-anamericaninrussiaa6683]

Damn, I was waiting for an "I hope it has a happy ending" comment for the "HO-HO" book..

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

1:48 Well, that’s an intriguing way to kill time in these dark days. Tip: don’t use up the whole roll ...

[@rpenguin12345]

What if jimmy Fallon always chat on the KZbin channel? That'll pass the time even faster!!!

[@punitaiyengar6988]

Ho-Ho-Homicide sounds awesome! 😝

[@mrztaylorlautner4evr]

The Encyclopedia of Dishcloths is a book with crochet patterns inside. It's not a book you just sit and read lol

[@savannahthum7695]

my math teacher made an announcement to the class a couple of years ago. " some people have been saying a word that rhymes with duck, and it's not the really bad one" suck somone said somthing sucked

[@koltonrhodes5059]

He was going to say fire truck

[@spencercoots]

They’re visiting some kind of pole!

[@PrairieDoggin2024]

I work at a hotel and my housekeeping manager actually had the TP origami book lol

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Oh, come on, pluck was right there!

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

Finally now I don't have to pay someone else to destroy the imagination of my child.

[@fantomtuba]

My landlords house cleaner leaves toilet paper folded into a flower on top of the roll.

[@durodesduvo8424]

I love this.

[@Cwmbran1984]

It’s got two things everyone likes.......Christmas & Murder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diogovieira1532]

Fire truck Fareek, god damn it.

[@julianneumann8108]

Is it worth to buy these books?

[@hmwoof6272]

Hmmm... the toilet paper origami is actually pretty cool. I mean it would impress a special vip guest like queen Elizabeth if she would accept the invitation.

[@HouseMDaddict]

Tariq was trying to say fire truck right?

[@bailsplapp]

I just wanted to say that Ho-Ho-Homicide is on sale in the Play Store for $2! 😅 (I got an email for book deals 😂)

[@tonywrestles2]

I will point out that one of Agatha Christie's more popular mysteries was originally titled "Murder for Christmas".

[@GrumpyTy34er]

He was saying "Firetruck" right?

[@FallenRaven]

I thought he was going to say "f.....iretruck. A firetruck".

[@kinazul]

firetruck!

[@nameless7838]

Ho Ho Homicide. i guess in that book we finally find out which reindeer ran over Grandma when she walked home from our house Christmas Eve.

[@sensoryparenting]

10 Ways is actually a sarcastic book. Devil's advocate type stuff. SO SO Good! You obviously learn how to NOT destroy their imagination. The premise is that modern culture actively tries to ruin them and by reading their handbook, you can do the opposite.

[@mooksterz]

a friend of mine actually rented that toilet paper origami book from the library and went around making toilet paper fans in the bathrooms of the house we were house sitting at just to mess with the people. Lol

[@nekoshay5372]

I actually flipped through that toilet paper origami book at a library once

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaa558]

They left him to dry!! Haha

[@joshellis1992]

Firetruck duh, what was everyone else thinking.

[@kelseycoca]

he didn't get to the happy ending of ho ho homicide??

[@djcowss]

Do not read...do not reead.... *DO NOT REEEEAD THIS COMMENT*

[@bigchungusddd8207]

well this sucks

[@kennethtrinh3701]

too late

[@bigchungusddd8207]

Kenneth Trinh yeah I know :(

[@djcowss]

Please Don't read my comment

[@kazymilla]

its the same person

[@janicesiergiej2530]

I have all of the books in the series, including HO HO HOMICIDE.

[@OnYxLeGenDtv]

He must've been thinking of the word firetruck

[@Miryst]

No he was thinking fuck

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Jimmy's poor finger still looks gnarly!!!!!!!

[@tayara336]

1:35 don't cry. _craft_

[@Hhj9521]

Firetruck