DO NOT WATCH THIS HALLOWEEN VIDEO! | Jeff Dunham

It’s almost time for Halloween and the guys are already freaking each other out! Check out what happened this past weekend when Peanut was sent a haunting video from the depths of the dark web that hit a little too close to home. What’s on the tape, who sent the video, and WHY ARE THEY WATCHING IT? You’ll never guess how this one ends! Check it out for yourself… if you dare!!!
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[@commerce-usa]

What a great bit. Jeff, you kill us... with laughter!

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

I thought Killing People was Ackmed's Job... Isn't he always yelling "SILENCE! I Keeeel You!"?

[@patrioticamerican8310]

That was hilarious Jeff. Counting up with that ending and giving homage to the Twilight Zone made us old folks proud.

[@robynm7221]

Truth. Hahahaha. I loved it❣🙋‍♀️

[@hesusdanu170]

i loved it as child (from 1971 ) im 50 .......... and not sure what you all understand under "old"........ for the old im "young" ............. and for the young" im a dirty old man....................

[@TheZamaron]

@@hesusdanu170 Anything before 2000 I consider old. But it's an oldy but a goody.

[@hesusdanu170]

@@TheZamaron 2000 year is nothing, if you look the age of earth and humans on earth, the line is almost not existing so small is the time of man on earth , and if that is almost nothing, what is 2000 year in that small line.......... nothing more of a dott, you even know for sure if its not just the shit of a fly, so small it is, i have over 3700 lives, 2000 year is just over the helft of my soul age, ....... im 50 , what just a little jonger than my soul age.......2000 is much for christians that follow apollonius of tyana in my name, and think world is only 6000 year old, (and a flat earth offcourse, or else there sure there will fall of earth, ....... for me , 2000 year is just as take a small breath of earth while you feel 1 heartbeath....... see how small the wheel of history is, after hitler there build a wall so none can ever happens again, ...... wall is broken and merkel, queen of europa wanted millions of immegrants, wen i was young woman lies topless on the beach, now ...... its a devolution, everthing go 100 year back in the past, just because a muslim never see ever even a woman leg, and then there send to a " europa where there see on the beach full of toppless woman , offcourse there got chrazy..... islamic lands dont even want them, ...........we the shithole of the world , even rappers can stay because "maby there get killed........ the killed woman that die from merkel wanted immegrants, because no white man want f... her. .............2000 year is nothing, we live back as in year one , where woman must hide her body to not insult muslim man...... and there childbride....... is even legal here, and call him pedophile is forbidden by law , ........ i see 2000 year .... in my 50 years on earth, from wen woman where free to show there body to change in a world where its worser than 2000 yyear in the past...............2000 year is just a breath....... its so fast over, if you knip witth your eyes, ..... uyou missed it

[@TheZamaron]

@@hesusdanu170 for fucks sake dude, no need for a senseless rant.

[@johncombs6401]

That was a great twist on the ring as always Jeff and the guys nailed it. However I really hope poor Jeff gets out of the suitcase.

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

Didn't he sorta deserve it though?

[@beaujones8790]

He will.

[@tamiladeville7832]

😳😁

[@deathcomgaming]

The title of “DO NOT WATCH THIS HALLOWEEN VIDEO” makes me want to watch this video even more!

[@southernsass2937]

I'm drunken with laughter! 🤣 Jeff never ceases to amaze me with these characters 😂❤

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@debhall8391]

As usual, Jeff provides us with great entertainment! Loved how he ended it!!! Happy Halloween, all!

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!!!

[@thatgirlthatsme]

Well done! Very clever ending. I didn't expect that at all. You had me hanging onto every line.The only thing that could have made it any better would have been seeing Walter's wife! I live for the day we finally meet her.

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today?

[@corydozier1122]

Maybe one show, he could be a marriage counselor for Walter and his wife, and it would be absolutely chaotic humor!

[@chaoticdragons9990]

Just hearing her snore is enough for me, if I were to see an actual puppet of her, based on walter's description of her would make me nauseous just too look at.

[@olderandwiser5916]

OMG, you have no idea what it meant to me seeing the guys in a new Halloween spoof. Many sleepless nights, unbelievable pain, more different pill containers than fingers and toes combined [with no success in the long run] could not have given me the results as you and the guys. It feels good to bust out laughing, listening to their bickering and nagging and their undeniable "love" towards each other. [Yeah right]🤣🤣🤣 I don't know how you do it, but you could be the voice of 30 different characters in one room yet you as well bust out laughing at some of the guys' comebacks. Thanks for sharing your amazing gift and talent with us, I don't know of anyone else who could pull that 💩 off and keeping a straight face when an entire stadium full of your fans is vibrating from their reaction to your performance. BTW I really, really, really, really would like to see Mrs. Walter. In this video seeing Walter in bed was the closest I've come to "not" seeing Mrs. Walter. She can't be that repulsive or we would have seen her in "Walmart people dressed to kill"........😜🤪🙃

[@maryanderson4608]

Hello how are you

[@DC-tm7ys]

What a joy. I can't even imagine what work went into this amazing show of comedy. Thx. Stay safe

[@propbender2]

Awesome Job Jeff! You are single-handedly re-making the future of online entertainment. Thanks, and keep 'em coming...

[@SingyTaylor]

Yay. I love seeing the guys. Well done Jeff. Lots of love. 💞💞💞

[@onecrazytruckinfarmer]

Jeff you never cease to amaze me. This is absolutely brilliant. I give it two thumbs up on this marvelous performance.

[@ELCADAROSA]

Well done, Jeff! Your videos are getting better with each passing year!

[@joephysics5469]

I've watched do much of Jeff's stuff that his characters are like real family to me now.

[@mariasartzis-pellicier1723]

Me tooooo. I wish I had a funny family like that... 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@CreativeSteve69]

omg Jeff I always wondered when you would do a skit based off of the ring. One of my fave thriller series. Highly entertaining as always.

[@mysticanimation22]

And then Little Jeff takes over

[@Big_Burrito_Prod.]

AW COME ON SPOILERS!

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

plot twist 😮

[@kylebeyers3941]

That's what she said

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@kylebeyers3941 🤣

[@thekingsilverado8419]

THEY KILLED ME TWICE IN IRAQ ALL IT DID WAS PISS ME OFF...

[@brocksampson3405]

I lost it when ever Peanut kept saying in panic "We're all gonna die!" or when everyone or someone kept telling Achmed "You're already dead!" or when Bubba J was screaming "The Grim Reaper!" when he saw Achmed in a hoodie or when Bubba J made a joke about Achmed wanting to be in the hood or when Achmed said "That video is going to kill me, again" or when Walter made a play on the word witching hour that he joked about his wife or when Walter said how lightning strikes that hard when his wife is angry. I love the the whole references to The Ring and The Twilight Zone. This has to be your best Halloween video ever. Best laugh of my life to the humor. I love all these funny guys.

[@rowan7929]

Well, at least this one was creepier than the actual Ring movie.

[@fluffymountainbunny]

Haha, this was amazing! Great job Jeff and Matt. Revenge! Now you’re stuck in the case too 🤣

[@marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355]

E ironia 🤡👻👽🎃🔥💥

[@creilly3728]

As usual I'm sitting here laughing so hard. What a twist at the end. Now I want to hear how Jeff felt about living in the suitcase once he calmed down. 🤣🤣🤣

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!

[@nileswilson577]

Well done dude, it's over and still laughing. Hell going to watch it again 😜

[@bevknorr4734]

What a great way to enjoy the day! Your ideas always treat us to the best humor! Love your family....as always! Thanks from SK. Canada!

[@RaleysSmallEngines]

Jeff, funny as always. Thanks for all your hard work.

[@nancyposey9466]

This was an Awesome 🎃Halloween🎃 Video. I have to admit that I was freaking out during it. Thx for having Bubba J be the smart one of the group, then You added Url's smarts. ...Peanut was his usual freaking out personality. ...Achmed & wearing the hoody bcuz he was cold. LOL ...Walter didn't seem to be bothered by it all. Just about His wife LOL Jeff, I never expected you to be the culprit to scaring everyone. But, I have to say... them putting you in the suitcase with the candy corn & black licorice was Hilarious!!! As the saying goes: "What Goes Around, Comes Around". OR "Karma is a Witch". ...We all know to change the "W" to a "B". ...Gotta keep it KZbin Clean Policy. Jeff, now you have to Top 2021 Scary Dunham 🎃Halloween🎃 Video. ...can hardly wait for it. Thx for sharing this Scary Mysterious 🎃Halloween🎃 Video

[@juliademmin7503]

We called to warn you. Bubba J: "warn me about what?" Walter: "that you're an idiot" 🤣🤣🤣 Can't wait to see these guys live for the first time in February, when he comes to Buffalo.

[@commerce-usa]

Lucky you!

[@lunasapphire2]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@buffaloJJ]

B-love

[@robynm7221]

Beware of the 💉💉s Jeff. There's Hydra's in them!

[@cmonson1]

can't wait for the first live act with URL.

[@stevejackson3564]

Thanks Jeff for scaring the he'll out of me. Now I have to change my shorts. Thanks for the fun

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!!!

[@chriscarrigan1515]

Happy Halloween to you and your family Jeff! You and the guys are national treasures....

[@grampysmagic3327]

That was great Jeff! Love the twist on old plots. Happy Halloween to you and the boys. Are you guys dressing up as a family or whatcha' all going to be this year?

[@NealStandley]

I would like to say, Happy Halloween 🎃🎃 to Jeff & Audrey and family, and yes the Guy's as well, please have a great day

[@mikedurham3563]

Awesome video. Makes me want to rewatch those classics.

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!!

[@SonofTuscon99]

Prayers for love and happiness for you, your family, and the entire gang!

[@drewatwood2594]

That was just too good. Lol. Definitely saving this one.

[@amethystanne4586]

Well done, Jeff! Loved the salute to “The Twilght Zone”.

[@ThomasTheAlphaAndOmega8509]

Thought it was from "The Ring"

[@MrDj232]

He should probably do more since Walter looks like an old version of the dummy used on The Twilight Zone.

[@pamelamays4186]

Well done! Good to see Achmed Junior making a cameo appearance.

[@roberthoward8463]

Hello, how are you?

[@shark_nerd]

@@roberthoward8463 da f4?

[@krisengler9824]

SPECIAL HUGS to your BEAUUUUUUFIL Wife and kids and for you 🤗🤗🤗🤗🎊🎉🎊🎉WE LOVE YOUR work😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@trvman1]

I am sure his ex-wife will love this post :)

[@shootingtornado1759]

Awesome video as always! The only one I missed was José, but I can understand that. Pretty hard to join a Zoom meeting when you don't have hands.

[@ChewieBabyTW]

Walter with no shirt is TERRIFYING! Jeff fa faw is never getting out of that suitcase! I hope someday we get to see Walters wife, I bet she looks like a librarian with a BUN for sure.

[@marjoriejudge5348]

or she's some sweet natured little old Sunday school teacher type

[@denisdooley1540]

Bravo! This was awesome! But did it get uploaded a little late? Seven days! 7 days! Using the Cecilia Gimenez fresco "restoration" was wonderful in it's obscurity. 😂

[@lauramissy7492]

I've always pictured her to be the Edith Bunker type.

[@petercrichton7429]

Walter's wife is probably a 21-year-old model whom he probably doesn't even see clearly because he doesn't wear his glasses.

[@lynettekrick2324]

Or the Lady from Misery

[@randikinton7018]

Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious and the sight of Walter’s hairy chest will haunt me forever!

[@vikingshaman3079]

Writing "Do Not Watch" in the title is kinda like putting "Do Not Push" next to a big red button, LOL!

[@becca318]

🤣👍

[@RanchHog]

🔴 = 🧨💣

[@death_dealer_382yt9]

Keep that button away from Biden

[@walterwhite2270]

Do Not Touch the Hot Plate

[@trvman1]

Like the idiots who open e-mail that says, "You have won" and then have their computer/phone infected. Proving as always, you can't fix stupid. :)

[@denesejamerson2356]

Once I got past a shirtless Walter this was a great vid! Twilight Zone reference was everything! Hope Jeff fa fawh gets out of the suitcase in time for his next gig!

[@youknowme8578]

Jeff, must have taken months to put together. Bravo👏👏👏 extremely well done, absolutely amazing.... You are lucky to have "Robin" (from batman) on your side. Yep, you know... You're friend and confidant, he has your six... I can tell.

[@valeriewalker954]

That was funny& surprising ending, shocked me.

[@LittleChrisYT56]

I wish he wouldve made Seriously as a netflix special

[@subicstationditosailor4053]

He would be canceled for making fun of drunks and a certain protected religion . Screw wokeflix.

[@drrobert8678]

@@subicstationditosailor4053 Yeah booted off Netflix where all of his specials have been streaming for months and streaming Chappelle's new stand up. So "woke" they are. *sigh*

[@mindedchaos]

Screw Netflix

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

@@subicstationditosailor4053 Uh... you do know there is more than one Jeff Dunham special on Netflix, right?

[@johninthespirit1941]

You outdid yourself on this one. Thankyou for the hard work it was very much enjoyed

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!!

[@Linda91952]

I can't stop laughing🤣☠You are brilliant Jeff. Thanks for all the laughs in such a crazy time 💜

[@LuisLopez-hp3cf]

It they would have a tv series I would definitely watch. It's funny hearing all the characters come to life

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!!

[@ponyta9]

cool video jeff, it's always nice seeing all the guys again and you, well done my man!

[@lordblackheart6270]

Jeff Dunham is so freaking hilarious 😆😂 on everything on what he does in his videos on KZbin and both on 📀 dvd & blu-ray as well

[@glenndertinger9513]

Hey Jeff, you should start working on a new character" Walter's wife" that would be a good one!! 👍👍

[@SACWarrior70s]

YES! Mrs Walter! Good one! Go for it...I want to hear her reply on her Riding her Menstrual Cycle!

[@pikachu8552]

Can you imagine seeing Jeff performing with both Walter and his wife? Kinda makes me wonder if his wife is Darci Lynn's puppet Edna. Think so?

[@johnbarnes830]

Make her look like a super model really throw us a cruve ball

[@nancyposey9466]

That's exactly what I was thinking about.

[@marcuscarlson2788]

@@SACWarrior70s And I can't wait to hear it go "BBBIIITTTTCCCHH" "BBBIIITTTTCCCHH"!!!! "NAG""NAG""NAG""NAG""NAG" "BBBBBBIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"!!!!!!!!

[@summeraustin1474]

Dude that AJ appearance was fantastic :) It should be a new tradition to bring him back every Halloween

[@kellyssong]

Thanks, this is fantastic, Jeff! Happy Halloween!

[@coolteen2861]

2:09 “I SWEAR I THOUGHT SHE WAS OLDER!“ 💀🤣

[@Alie_Aliera]

This was great 😍 I love it and I think everybody will agree with me that we want more 😁 Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱 😊 🤗

[@whoadie8160]

Video title: “Do not watch” 600.000 people: Nobody is gonna know

[@kn3765]

Seriously Awesome! The ending was pure perfection. 🤣

[@jimjackson5544]

Clearly one of your BEST creative endeavors Jeff. Had me rolling from about the half way point to the END!!! Thanks Buddy.

[@JulieDmomof3]

Can't wait to see you in Reno this December. Hopefully won't be postponed again!!

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@straightjacket308]

You know when it comes to Jeff Dunham I don't even have to wait for the video I just like before the video even starts.

[@mountainlace7618]

Thank you, our country needs some up lift right now.

[@garyhamilton3337]

Genius. Jeff, thanks for taking the time to put this together. Loved it.

[@jbradymd]

Hilarious! Now the Master has become the one in the suitcase and the dummies are free!

[@noraadams-mangan7273]

Now this is a video that I do appreciate. It reminds me of the movie "Poltergeist" because the guys started to communicate with "the undead" in a way that was similar to the way that the Freeling Family did via some sort of electronic snow. I also appreciated the incorporation of "The Twilight Zone." Yep.... when is a closet a closet or a suitcase? Jeff, I do have one question for you. Are there days when you feel trapped in your own suitcase and that people have a hard time seeing you as yourself rather than just one of the guys? I know I hate it when people expect me to by a stereotypical stupid female because of my shape.

[@amytaylor7210]

Hello there 👋👋,how are you doing today? Hope you’re having a good day?❤️❤️!!!

[@noraadams-mangan7273]

@@amytaylor7210 Well hello there yourself. I'm still somewhat recovering from having the flu on Tuesday. I actually get to clean my apartment today. I do not have COVID-19. I just caught the flu in The Land of COVID-19 otherwise known as Phoenix, AZ. How has your day been so far? I hope you're having a good day too.

[@noraadams-mangan7273]

@@amytaylor7210 Well hello there yourself. I'm still somewhat recovering from having the flu on Tuesday. I actually get to clean my apartment today. I do not have COVID-19. I just caught the flu in The Land of COVID-19 otherwise known as Phoenix, AZ. How has your day been so far? I hope you're having a good day too.

[@amytaylor7210]

@@noraadams-mangan7273 oh okay I get that. Hope you’re getting better. My day is good thank you. Where are you from?

[@YTubeScandalScrambledMyHandle]

OMG I luv his stuff & sharing it so soon. Needs a pet warning though. Had it on speakers & when the cat screeched, my dog barked & my cat took off & the dog is looking for my cat now 🤣. This vid got EVERYONE excited 😆

[@mariasartzis-pellicier1723]

Too too too funny John. Hahahaha. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@victoria-mayorton2444]

Oh my god I swear he makes these videos funnier & funnier, absolutely love it😂😂😂

[@TERoss-jk9ny]

I so wish Jeff and his “cast” would come to the Boise, ID area! I’ll drop everything for a chance to see them in person!

[@ggrizzlybare1y310]

Hey T.E You might want to do a search for his tickets I think he is supposed to be here on the 7th of Nov

[@TERoss-jk9ny]

@@ggrizzlybare1y310: AWESOME! I will look up now. Thanks!

[@sleepinglioness5754]

Would you actually say you'd be meeting 'them'.... 'in person'?

[@TERoss-jk9ny]

@@sleepinglioness5754: No. I would just love to see the show. Can’t think why a celebrity would want to hang out with me. If someone wanted to have me there? I reckon that would be cool. I’ve been a fan of Jeff’s since the long days ago. The Johnny Carson days! Even tho I’m only in my mid 50’s..

[@mikebaird6788]

Just be sure that if you sign up for the Jeff Dunham emails that you don't open the video when they send it

[@topcat5988]

Your the absolute best!!! Please keep them coming!!!

[@judiththymes8828]

YOU HAD ME AT "DO NOT..." I HAVE A VERY UNHEALTHY OBSESSION FOR PEANUT!

[@marcusblackwell2372]

It's videos like this that shows how good of an actor Jeff can be without the crew

[@UtahOutlander]

Hahaha! I was totally waiting for the boys to pop out as the culprits at some point! 🤣

[@pharrshot6668]

This was soooo damn good!!! Have ya' ever thought of helping out w/ comedy movies, as far as writing or directing goes? I could see you doin' the next "Scary Movie" or something along those lines!!! You're surely "BIIIG" enough to do so, so why not!!!???

[@joedogmckeel]

Holy Crap! sharing this on ALL my Halloween pages! This is brilliant.

[@ladyjema1455]

😊 the dialogue here is fn classic 😆 😊. The scene with Walter especially

[@henrideclercq7338]

That one was awesome Jeff loved it

[@johncomer9760]

Brilliant! The end is worth the wait. Watch the whole thing. Rod Serling would be proud.

[@MrFloppyization]

Excellent! Been a fan from the beginning.

[@nancysneverendingcookbook7021]

I love Jeff and ALL his buddies. I would watch no matter what it is or isn't about. Bless you for giving us a chance to laugh in these terrible days.

[@21anusha]

🤣🤣🤣 Walter is a mood !!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tatijanacaldrmoska9418]

Loved This Halloween episode, with all the cast

[@richardquick4658]

I Always Enjoy seeing things like this !! Thanks Jeff !!

[@bobbue8166]

I thought for sure one of Jeff’s boys would be at the keyboard…….Laughing my freekin butt off😄😂

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@henryandoliverfan3115]

Jesus Christ! This was awsome! I loved how Achmed said "I kill you!" And Jeff gets contained🤣

[@SirensMagic]

No one is talking about how smart Bubba J is lol "My wife's bitching hour" 🤣🤣

[@aprilheart1424]

Love these guys

[@chipblock2854]

The best halloween video ever, not to mention the best of the Jeff Durham videos! Happy Halloween my favorite spooky characters.

[@irenewalker1799]

Absolutely brilliant as always! More please x

[@lauratheexplora5020]

THIS WAS FRIKKIN FANTASTIC! Bravo 👏🏻 seriously this was phenomenal!!

[@sandrathomas4485]

This was awesome. Great work Jeff

[@tracylangsley4064]

Love how you used the original Ring movie I think it's far better than the remake. Another brilliant Halloween spook feast with the guys😃

[@latergator3367]

Another great video by the master !

[@rayc4244]

Excellent as always - Thank you Jeff!

[@michaelh7837]

LOL! Thanks, Jeff and the Gang! Happy Halloween!

[@AzulMonique]

It has been a great funny pleasure meeting (online) the best ventriloquist on the globe... Hope to find you again at the Dunham zone 🤍🖤 Happy Halloween to all of you!

[@russelljr4026]

That was brilliant awesome work Jeff I love it!!! 😂

[@farmgirlguitarist6822]

As soon as Url said it is coming from the house I figured it was Jeff. 😂 Great video Jeff!👍 And I didn't know about Url until now.

[@jphugin]

Oh wow😳that is a new masterpiece

[@KathlynArizair]

Wish there was a way to multiple-like a video. Miss the star system. This production deserves 10 stars!

[@YourKingBeanie]

I think this might be a parody to Ring With the "DO NOT WATCH" and the ring in the background, this might be a parody of that

[@brady4673]

This is 20x watched and by far my favorites (Halloween videos) Love Jef fa fa and friends!! Thank you for many laughs!! 👍😺

[@AuseyAudios]

I love jeff dunham's Halloween episodes

[@elmercoblentz9432]

That dream line was genius. Of course, us dads will have to figure out an explanation. In case, certain others see this.