Do Not Watch This Movie Under The Influence (it's all ogre now)

DO NOT WATCH ____ GREENED OUT.
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[@AaronandJo]

So we can’t put the movie title in the title cause it’s shadow banned. That’s why the name isn’t in the title. KZbin makes sense.

[@jstarstudios7110]

FUNI OGRE MOVIE IS SHADOW BANNED!?

[@ellie5995]

Nothing has been the same ever since shrek is love shrek is life 😂

[@Paige-yr1rc]

I learnt this from Dylan is in Trouble, I’m surprised they haven’t changed it it’s been at least a year

[@shaniaaskew5803]

@@Paige-yr1rcwas about to comment this😂

[@jazazzz]

“you can’t keep a dog on a leash when you keep the donkey on the leash” so true i’ve always said that

[@sarasmith5071]

there’s one thing can’t do tho and that’s you can’t grab your balls by the balls if you got a cock in your hand and I’ve always said that

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

Such wise words

[@Andromeda14161]

I think that was Socrates.

[@Hi-ou3zu]

“You can’t keep a log on the river when you got a rope and you’re pulling it from the river fr”

[@juneturnsintojuly6684]

yall were greened out in more ways than one for real

[@wherethequietbeingsgo]

LMAO

[@Takaichi666-]

lol for real Aaron was so far gone in this video 😂😂😂

[@samanthamanuel23]

Y'all even got the green lighting. The Shrek is so prominent it's radiating into the room.

[@jaguarluv13]

“Don’t criticize the frame rate, before looking at yourself.” Joverbs, 1:22

[@jazazzz]

josus strikes again

[@ams2364]

"You can't keep a dog on a leash when you keep the donkey on the leash." Joverbs, 1:34

[@Caami0]

I love when you guys don't even watch the movie. It makes the video and the jokes funny. the jokes are funny when they're unrelated to the video

[@milacole4135]

Was that sarcasem?😂

[@Caami0]

@@milacole4135 someone commented this as a hate comment and the take was so bad i just copied it and made it positive😭

[@tink6225]

LMAO I seen the original comment

[@benjirivoh]

i don't get why people don't just watch the video itself lmao it's called a reaction for a reason (loving the pfp girlie)

[@abbyz13]

@@benjirivohand bc of copyright they HAVE to make it their own :/ we would have zero content if they just sat there literally watching the movie lol

[@rachelneviaser4948]

right off the bat "dreamworks uh yeah I sure hope it does" killed me

[@icelily1761]

3 minutes in and this is by far the most unhinged video they made. Very good, very fitting lol

[@senpaisear-edge]

Ikr i thought they’d just be slightly high or something but they’re actually blasted 😭

[@pinetrees92]

"would you rather have joe's bladder or the ladder? cause id take the latter" LMAO

[@saoirse5548]

aaron: the woodpeckers sure got to that tree jo: bro doesn’t know what erosion is 😭😭 why is this so funny

[@sxnbu]

maturing is realizing that Fionna (ogre version) is actually so gorgeous

[@artisticbeautybyhanako6801]

Possibly the first children's media to show plus size figure as a desirable heroine🤌✨️

[@krishabhagat6428]

now watch the best movie ever made: shrek 2

[@rockstargirl]

omg plsssss

[@Northstarboysvsp]

My favorite lol shrek is my childhood ❤

[@finclec]

Aaron and Jo making every little quote into a screamo metal song is the highlight of my day

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

Obligatory *_"Shrek is love. Shrek is life."_* comment 💚

[@nicolefranklin1752]

Shrek is sleeping with your wife

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

@@nicolefranklin1752 *_Plot twist: I am the wife_* If Shrek sings "All Star," then my husband just might have some competition... it's hard to live up to such an iconic ogre! 🎵🎸🌟👩‍🎤🎶 (All jokes aside, Samah is a somewhat common Arabic name given to girls, if that helps 😅)

[@abbyz13]

you weren’t obligated. you weren’t obligated at all.

[@luvvvv124]

I completely… forgot about those videos wow thanks for reminding me ……..

[@natattac_]

Gotta say I’ve been following you guys for a couple years now & this video is probably one of my all time favs, had me constantly laughing my ass off 😂

[@andreasbenning]

Laughed hard at that scene where you said "that's our audience!", then I was like.... Wait a minute? 😀 I prefer stairs! They are rarely cramped or out of order, and they provide me with sick muscleeeeeeeeeees!

[@musicianshipcreative3660]

I prefer escalators over elevators and stairs because the visual experience of ascending or descending is fascinating. It can be enjoyable to play with the direction and create a continuous loop. The culture surrounding escalators is interesting as people tend to behave more politely compared to stairs and elevators. However, it is important to note that escalators can be dangerous, adding to their allure. They pose more risks compared to elevators, which can be thrilling. Escalators are particularly well-suited for crowded areas and offer a more convenient option than stairs. Elevators can become cramped, although the air inside is pleasant. The continuous loop and cascading stairs of escalators are marvels of engineering and their mechanical operation is impressive. They are often powered by electric motors. Escalators have better safety features compared to stairs, and accidents usually occur due to human error. They provide smooth and fast transportation and are incredibly enjoyable. It's a shame they aren't implemented more widely. Escalators occupy less space and can also be designed for individuals with disabilities. They enhance the visual appeal of any location and offer an exciting and enjoyable alternative to elevators. They are just better than everything.

[@grankjj7862]

been sayin this👆

[@Sam-mx6yh]

Eloquent. Great job.

[@artisticbeautybyhanako6801]

Im still too scared of the experience that is entering an escalator, that I raise you: see-thru glass elevators

[@bleedingcowboys7147]

totally agree. although i wanna add - even though escalators do have good safety features, how serious the accidents can be are on completely different levels (lol) so imo in terms of possible danger: stairs>escalators>lifts. but yeah overall im with ya, escalators supreme

[@musicianshipcreative3660]

@@bleedingcowboys7147 yeah the accidents on escalators can be fatal easily or really bad injuries and that is scary.

[@savage_optimist]

Nah, "Is the Muffin Man underage?" Is crazzzzy 😂

[@emilyepicmess8072]

I thought Aaron was joking when he said he DM’d Megan Thee Stallion 😭 why is this so funny to me

[@llamachai]

"bro why you doing daily affirmations with the sun going down?" "cause like I'm running out of time. I procrastinated" based 😂

[@stephenmassaquoi2814]

So happy y’all finally reacted to this Dreamworks Masterpiece 💚

[@Bearsnote]

I love how they didn’t use the thumbnail pic at all 😭😭

[@olivia_vermast]

Tf were you guys smoking before this?😭 I’m howling

[@nnng9]

NO WAY HE SAID “I FORGOT DREAM WAS IN THIS MOVIE” LMFAO

[@jaylaalle5827]

‘is the muffin man underage?’ ayo y’all are wild for that LOL 😭

[@jasmine_frances]

oh they're gone gone

[@maverickbull1909]

GONE BABY

[@Bo-em4sk]

Nah he was right the green LEDs really add to the vibe

[@VillainIsLemony]

Exactly how high was Aaron when you guys filmed this lol

[@emma-dw5qz]

I forgot Donkey was fairy dustified I thought he was just like that

[@gailwy]

The dust let him fly for a little bit and he tried to escape. He was talking the entire time even before the dust

[@keeth-]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON!!! THIS VIDEO WAS GREAT i love the way you guys started singing your metal songs again ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥

[@CaptainCherryPants]

The werewolf breakdown interlude was not something I was expecting but it's something I desperately needed.

[@kiiexo]

Not the “h-hey”

[@otacon6566]

What a perfect time to be on gummies. LMAO!!

[@maverickbull1909]

same lmao

[@wayvillusion]

Love the werewolf cover mid video guys. I love bring me over the horizon

[@scotchedtapee]

all star by smash mouth was the class song when i graduated high school in 2017. shrek raised us all

[@vykepp5709]

There is a pic of me dressed as Fiona in kindergarten for Halloween. I painted myself green and all.

[@WalkingOnAirTomorrow]

this is fkn hysterical i couldnt keep a straight face the whole time

[@loriren8445]

I swear Aaron is my mom asking me a bunch of random questions to a movie she has seen many times. And I'm Jo just annoyed and confused

[@ThePinkLizard1]

omg i swear i’m Aaron watching them made me realize lol we can’t help ourselves 😅

[@Schutte2016]

This is a trainwreck. I love it.

[@Mili329]

Missed screamer jo and a cappella Aaron, loved the comeback

[@i_am_an_idiot_but]

5:10 you guys should’ve actually made that the thumbnail

[@isabelalimaalves3414]

This is my final jam

[@sS0O0L]

I accidentally slept while this video was playing. I had a whole ass dream about Shrek Aaron haunting me with a distorted version of all star playing during the whole thing, and it went for almost too long.

[@donnytonny730]

9:44 me and my fairy god parent as i’m passing kidney stones

[@soullessgoddesss]

I’m gonna need a full Silent Night cover lmao

[@scxxterbones]

a new video while i’m binging all the old ones, all right (shrek is my fav movie)

[@harakirikiss6128]

I love when yall do the metalcore bit

[@Crowbatbar]

This commentary is brave

[@lily88872]

im high as fuck, i needed this thank you for delivering:)

[@AlexParkYT]

Is Aaron okay? Or is it just cause he's a Scorpio? Happy Birthday XD

[@catherineward3940]

This video actually had me crying laughing and made my shit day a lot better so thank you guys !!

[@rachelthevoice]

please say you both are gonna release a barbie/dreamworks metal album. that would make my day. ROCK ON!

[@derrelkizis7865]

I love the Shrek movies growing up! Happy Birthday Aaron!🎂🧁🍨🎊🎉

[@Nai-ss9ez]

5:25 “Get a job, ogre.” Underrated joke. had me snickering in the public library

[@flutter2386]

Wait y’all are way more stoned here than any other of your vids my algorithm has shown me. Good times lol

[@toot8510]

i’m glad you guys are back to putting both of you in the thumbnail! the whole single person in the thumbnail thing was weird lol

[@buuuuuuug]

SHREK AIR BNB?!

[@mkeane16]

Me and Aaron share same birthday 🎂🫢🫣

[@AaronandJo]

Happy birth!

[@flowers2burn]

WATCH HOODWINKEDD

[@tarohiromi8493]

Jo: Let's just cut this right now Me: *gets an ad* 😂😂😂😂😂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON

[@apex8927]

Lol looks more like Markiplier than dream

[@Laura_Ingalls_Wilder]

I had a shrek movie night a few years ago, and we had LED lights surrounding the whole room. We had the lights on green just like this video and of course “shrek is love, shrek is life” 💚💚

[@daisiesx96]

You guys are stoned lol

[@irohsteacup]

I prefer the stairs gang, but only so there is more room on the elevator for people who really need it. Now who is ableist ??

[@BRIANNA_00]

I love my two daddies

[@chobocobo]

Guys...guys...this commentary was such a fkn mess and I loved it 😂

[@rue...whenwasthis]

shrek is actually based off a book and the original actor died after recording 90% of his lines, so after that they recast shrek as the guy from austin powers, and rework then ENTIRE movie cause they wanted, and this i a direct quote, "edgy fairtytales" and then BOMM! we have the cinematic masterpiece that is SHREK

[@fartchaser777]

my jaw dropped reading this

[@rue...whenwasthis]

@@fartchaser777 it was also the project employees were made to work on as a punishment in the studio

[@fartchaser777]

@@rue...whenwasthis OH. MY. GOD???? JAW DROPPED YET AGAIN. GENUINELY

[@NiranGs]

I feel like you guys would love Sinbad. You guys would foam at the mouth at the baddie Eris 👌🏻

[@kierstynfritz3405]

“do not be quick to point out the splinter in your neighbors eye when there is a spear in your own eye”

[@ifea.8329]

"hes also a groomer" all i could think is not a groomer, just a loser

[@multifandomz8221]

that version of silent night was fire

[@ghostfluids]

just wanted to say painted lenses is fire

[@terri02]

So excited wtf I love shrek !!!!

[@jaguarluv13]

0:39 ty for this joke

[@rachelreine]

this is your most unhinged video yet

[@dawnnn444]

u guys always make me laugh so hard I get tired 😭

[@terri02]

I love you guys

[@burlingtonthroatfactory1738]

josiah looking rather ravishing if i do say so myself 😻

[@peninak3610]

Oh how I've missed the screamo! I freaken love you guys!

[@mayagarcia2700]

y'all hilarious 😭

[@mags-lv8hb]

'oh yeah i forgot dream was in this movie brah' hit me like a ton of bricks

[@nightshade038]

they had done the weed

[@missdaytona22]

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

[@eddienicx]

next what? what's next.

[@Dolan.Lovendahl_Presents]

HEY DONK-AYE! Where's me blunt and waffles?

[@ilikethenight9732]

BAKED ❤

[@tinyquokka]

I personally like escalators. They're the inbetween of elevators and stairs.

[@savage_optimist]

I need "Tinker took a Dinker" merch pls thx

[@MommyMangos]

Shrek 2 superiority

[@evalolz6021]

Cant tell for sure because im high but are they fucking high ??? 🤣🤣

[@Aurora-Welch]

This movie is off the hook, I can’t believe I missed all those jokes as a kid, They don’t make movie like Shrek anymore. 1:04 RIP to the lead singer of smash mouth😔

[@moseskabeya]

Can you guys watch Shrek 2.

[@meixmaya]

You guys have to watch Shrek 2 now

[@maaribb3531]

Shrek is above the godfather on my letterboxd

[@milenealme]

It feels wrong watching shrek in english

[@danipaige316]

Happy birthday erin!

[@charyse1361]

Aaron is the cutest when he laughs

[@bethanyblonder]

6:30 as a disabled person with a fear of elevators can I add escalators to the mix because they are obviously the best

[@abbyparish7593]

Stairs fs, elevators scare the sh!t out of me bro-

[@Mesiawhy]

What a perfectly timed drop