DO ONE INNIT

[@Steelman6666]

Keith was great perfect example of how a security guard should be

[@cjhards]

Keith was normal! This shouldn’t be minority?! Just doing what he should be. Nothing special imo.

[@dynamicdylan8926]

Ik I love security guards they r my favourite thing that work for big companies

[@1976.Mr.Darren.K]

This security guard has to be one of the best security guards in this country. So we'll mannered and polite. This country needs more people like him

[@dynamicdylan8926]

And this is why I love most security guards they know the law mostly all of them more than the 90% of cops

[@dynamicdylan8926]

I actually want to be one low-key and Ik the law super well and Ik as a security guard u cannot put ur hands on anyone unless they r committing a bad crime like having a physical fight with a member of staff or a member of the public

[@williamkeith8740]

Security officer Keith is a legend - great work in de-escalating the situation - if the bosses at UCLAN read this he deserves a pay rise. Very professional.

[@dynamicdylan8926]

He should

[@robm2034]

I swear to god that security a bloke was absolute legend and gentlemen ,,SIA, should take note

[@sightseeingspotfacts]

I love the guy in the blue shirt, he was loving the entertainment. He had a smile on his face all the time lol

[@ceefaxbbctv8788]

Keith was brilliant. What a guy. So many could learn from him

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

So true 👍

[@jimroberts3268]

What a relief a descent security guard who didn't talk aloud of shit and start barking out orders you can't do this and can't do that great video you never back down your one of the best at what you do.

[@truthteller6161]

They really do think they can stick their noses into everybody’s business, the women really should mind her own business.

[@chunkymonkey55555]

I swear there is something unholy about the way he knows just how far to push people without them losing their s**t, lol

[@PeterMiller-r6y]

My friend was called Keith sadly he lost a eye we now call him Keth

[@RoryLaird-tc6xp]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SnarkySod]

The guard should give lectures on how to be a decent person

[@jeremypaulfoott1049]

this security guard should be cloned, well done mate

[@grantmason740]

Security was brilliant, a real credit to his industry.

[@tothemoon.7773]

What a nice chap the security bloke was

[@davidthomson8260]

Seen them all mark ,your up there with the legends,your on par with the one's you mentioned

[@paulevans3754]

Security guard is a gentleman.

[@garyevans8116]

Kieth is a really decent fella. Well done mark. Good job mate.

[@jimmyriddle4159]

Miss Angina was a bit of a Karen, KFC boy actually wanted to kill you, the Conor McGregor wasn’t too bad, King Keith however is an absolute legend.

[@bossman1774]

Security best I’ve ever seen. Should have backed off and and give him respect.

[@kirkmitchell1811]

If you was sat at work and some random guy was recording you through a window are you seriously telling me you wouldn’t confront it? 😂

[@michaelliddle1744]

No Def not. I'd wave and say how's it going

[@rossij8]

well done Keith, near perfect sir

[@robertleat59]

Well done Keith, i like him 👍

[@jackyrants3912]

That Asian bloke has a chip on his shoulder.

[@gazzertrn]

Nah he ate em all .

[@selfempower3960]

@@gazzertrn eventually!

[@CharlieStalk]

They all do.

[@reccerat4446]

Keith the security lad is a decent bloke, if only more were like him.

[@blahblahblah742]

He's making a meal out of them chips!

[@nige3801]

Took him 25minutes to eat them chips 😂

[@MartensAD]

The guy in the blue shirt in the background knew exactly what was going on. Hosing himself all the way through.

[@D...Charger]

Chicken box gave it the big un,and then his bollox shrunk.😂👍

[@milleniumsaucer8978]

The security guy is just such a nice man

[@Autic-Tours]

Keith I know you watching this well done mate 🤗

[@dynamicdylan8926]

I love this security guard and most of them I kinda wanna be one they know the law better than the 99% of police and that’s a lot

[@PhatwardMcBizzleboom]

I love how you always demand the women they get you a coffee ☕🤣

[@user-me6ld9fo3t]

The guy in grey shirt can’t stop laughing lol

[@1haleema]

Security guy respect to him being polite

[@Wernutters]

Love your videos, you could cause an argument in an empty house 🤣 Keep up the great work mark 👍🏼

[@YardzMowing]

Someone will lamp you one day mate try not picking on easy targets, but your videos are gold 👌 keep it up

[@davidthomson8260]

Mark you have to take your hat off to the security lol

[@nige3801]

Security guy is a gentleman! Pussy boy (de escalated) even sat down quietly and finished his chips...(saved himself a good kick in the bollax

[@brettnbeckvalleyvan]

Great audit exposing a bunch of muppets and one well mannered, nice, polite kind soul of a security guard 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻

[@Davidlouis3]

Nice Keith 👍

[@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC]

Love you brother. Get them told! 😂

[@YardzMowing]

It'd be easy to pick a fight when you know they can not fight back. Otherwise, they lose their living 😅

[@sambarnes2716]

She refused to answer your question but wanted you to answer hers

[@ah3690]

It’s hilarious watching that Asian guy munching on chips. With that beard, he’s clearly trying to shake off his dad vibes. But then, he’s got this Northern twang in his voice that just doesn’t match. And that haircut? Makes me wonder if the barber had a vendetta. Every chip he shoves in looks like it’s on a mission. Comedy gold!

[@ernestchadwell9069]

Just don't mention Rotherham, ah damn it, I mean don't mention Charlene Downes , ah damn it.🤦

[@massynu183]

Also don't mention Yorkshire Ripper (damn?) or Jimmy Saville (damn) or Cyril Smith (double damn!)

[@timsons527]

Love the Hovis music.

[@jay-lm4we]

I'd like to know where he bought that never-ending box of 🍟

[@joehar9099]

😂

[@silverstreetmoto1458]

The dopey bird was like a stuck record 😂 she could be a pcso on the side i reckon.

[@michaelnorton6630]

How many chips we're in that box???😮🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

[@kennethocongerskin9460]

Keith = legend. 100%👍

[@dodgydruid]

Just love it when the broad scots comes out like that, toughest race on earth when it comes to a scrap, well us south Londoners are pretty well known for having some minerals of our own hehe Both my english born daughters live up there, youngest in Clydebank, eldest in Dunoon now just got to find someone willing to exchange with me for my pad in Dorset and I too can be in the land of my forebears... I am blessed with being half scots half Irish, tough as old boots but have to steer clear of the booze as I gets the green eyes and fight whole pubs lol

[@anne-mariethompson4365]

14:50 why does he not tell her not to shout back! And these people teach???? No wonder our country is going to the dogs!

[@peakyblinder777]

When that Hovis theme music played 🤣🤣🤣

[@Joevloggsuk]

Mate… you and that squeaky toy lol 😂 love it. Big up UKMTT and his squeaker haha 😂 keep up the good work bro 👍🏻👍🏻

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Thanks 👍

[@Joevloggsuk]

@@ukmeetthetyrants your welcome bro 😎

[@narniebone1332]

Security guy was mint not heard the word mint. Not heard the word mining for years Made me laugh vids are great

[@Nick-m7w]

Did think it was properly rude when Keith was talking to you & you started speaking over him

[@dutchdronedimension6703]

this goes higher up than UK law,,,,, ECHR European Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms ECHR) is a European treaty in which the human and civil rights of all residents of the member countries are laid down (article 10). allows filming in the public sector, even public in and government buildings , everything you can see from public (even into private buildings and sites) you can photo and record it since November 4, 1950, Google Earth (with zoom options) Google Maps (with zoom options)) EasyJet (they recording their whole flights since june 2020) Google Street View (with zoom options) hundred cars with a dash cam recording them every day by this ECHR law

[@Jannickjay]

But UK are no longer member of eu?

[@stuartb4525]

​@@JannickjayBut still subject to any laws or rules of the ECHR.

[@williamkeith8740]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 My word Mark - I get a good laugh out of it.

[@Angel-Adramelech]

I worked on a site that was council and so big nobody ever knew if anybody was in work or not. It was running 3 years behind schedule, I was sub contract, self employed and did what I was paid to do. I just did it in my own time, a length of first fix conduit tube with a putty ball in it makes a wicked blow pipe, don't half sting if you get tagged lol

[@ESCLukemar666]

The chips guy is the biggest plonker i've seen on KZbin

[@steveburn8125]

Ali G’ innit 😂… got to say the camera seems to bring out the worst, and best of people. Great vid

[@GrahamHazlehurst]

Another brilliant video, Mark the UCLAN security man, is a credit to the university. His desculation skills are spot on, and I really enjoyed that, I have a connection with UCLAN through my work and know the Vernon Building.

[@CharlieStalk]

There is always a whale involved.

[@adamr6780]

Yes that security guy handled it decently but you can tell he’s experienced unlike a lot of them with a SIA badge. Btw that stupid young Asian lad giving it the big un is all mouth I’d just ignore him. He’ll probably be worse when he gets into a car. Plenty of his type in every city don’t waste time on people like that

[@dickietrickle]

Imagine if all security was like Keith.

[@Mr_Spliffy]

Best laughs via an auditor on KZbin. For that mark i salute you. This one was funny as hell. 😅

[@steveroberts2533]

Brilliant, exposing the privileged great job

[@SuperWiggley]

Cannot beat a bit of Go F yourself in polish lol

[@eddieeddie8896]

Top security guard 🐾👍

[@johnklockyer]

Horrible innit innit innit.…. Selotape its mouth up.

[@craigmooney3744]

I’m being nice,I’m asking politely ,I just want to know….It’s all the same BS.

[@selfempower3960]

I want whatever fast food the surly kid was eating - seemed to last forever hahaha

[@musclecha007]

GET ME A COFFEE😂😂😂

[@yorkshire_m8622]

great video Mark the guy in the doorway eating his chips looks like he trying to eat the box 😋

[@RoryLaird-tc6xp]

Thats cause hes irish,they are good people with brains

[@gazzasmith6555]

Love the pushy rant to the janitor eating his food and the fat one lol 😂

[@R4in84]

This one is a classic, was funny af the 1st time you uploaded it :D

[@bestofukaudits1274]

I watched it originally and have to watch again it’s a gooden

[@closewatcher8586]

LOL - Dude on the steps was totally laughing at you calling that cow stupid. He probably knows her.

[@kennethocongerskin9460]

How many chips were in that box????

[@frankfitzmaurice8543]

😂

[@christopherlawledge9093]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@roberthardy2013]

Hovis! “E wor a great baker wor our dad”

[@Bigfoot-og6xm]

I love the fact that Steven Mangan came out last, with his hands casually in his pockets, pissing himself laughing when he saw the situation. He knew the score.

[@Planetugm]

Great video! Big respect to Keith!

[@Polecat54941]

Keith the only one that didn't go to UNI and the only one who still has a brain.

[@connect4glyn]

Great work standing up to that agrressive bloke , he looked dangerous . Brilliant how you insulted them all . What a great security guard .

[@axelgs11]

That tall guy with the beard enjoying every minute of it😂

[@dd5617]

Lanky geezer cracking up 🤣

[@Romulus8]

Top security guard

[@victoriaminns6436]

Great video ❤

[@anne-mariethompson4365]

The hovis music 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Davidlouis3]

Fkn hilarious 😂😂

[@tanzieification]

Decent security for a change

[@1haleema]

She's asking like av to answer do one!!!!!

[@TheReddkatt]

Keith was great

[@staycxld]

05:44 "It's public property, you can't record here MON" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SlimTortoise]

Not a word to the chicken guy. I wonder why?

[@NRVERTAKEMEALIVE]

Was that the lesser known "Bad Language academy?"

[@pippab636]

The squeaky toy came out - brilliant 😂😂😂👍

[@jimwatson6833]

Gonna have to play the hovis ad here 😂

[@AJ_1199]

How could you take her seriously, just finished a mars bar and put a vape in her hand.

[@paulbrew7022]

The Muslim man was hot!

[@jamesrawson6659]

I remember this one Mark. Innit. The woman was a stupid woman. The guy sat in the doorway pushing his nose in needs it flattened. Photography is not a crime. People are so daft

[@FoxholeFightClub]

good video!👍🏽