Using football analogies to try and describe social relationships is the most male thing I have ever witnessed
@dyeonhament67225 жыл бұрын
J J tas
@Gurukid8005 жыл бұрын
Fr no cap 🧢
@owegee10175 жыл бұрын
Can we have a moment of silence for Chuckie please... Man drove all the way to Sheffield to lips! Looooooooool
@warrengrant29925 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭 Imagine looooooooool I'm dead
@sircavendish48335 жыл бұрын
Spill a little liquor. If he had in his head the beat down was on an all he got was lips. .... pricktease professionnel. He should have known in advance the pitch was flooded and no chance of a match..
@iwantgoals15664 жыл бұрын
Looool furthest I’ve gone for pum is Wales and I only got to finger the ting.
@natemclarke4 жыл бұрын
Kmt
@sirembalde67893 жыл бұрын
@@sircavendish4833 aa
@FartunF5 жыл бұрын
“Too many egos in the midfield, it can ruin things” the fact they can use these football analogies with a straight face😂😂😂
@jelena-aka-jelzie914 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sweetacapella5 жыл бұрын
The idea that men are always up for sex is not toxic femininity, you guys fully brought that one on yourselves 😂. Plenty of girls are just happy to chill, and happier to know that you actually enjoy our company
@PJ-po7fu5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@TheRedstar2125 жыл бұрын
LOL
@seanbrown23615 жыл бұрын
"packed midfield" the football analogies are funny, lol
@MrDragonkarp5 жыл бұрын
"If you slip i dip" "Gerrard Slip yea" LFC fan this was hilarious
@RafikaSupriyanto5 жыл бұрын
'But did you play a return fixture?' Dan's on fire with these football analogies hahaha
@wooiiiii5 жыл бұрын
Seriously this is a brilliant episode. The football analogies had me creasing. Will be watching this again later on. Good to see Poet in a better mood these days too.
@carlosfowler44125 жыл бұрын
Yooooo savage Dan finished me 🤣🤣🤣 "we need to change up our energy this year and start moving sexier" come on!! Vote for Dan 🤣🤣
@Dpoolbbandit5 жыл бұрын
I feel Poet, sometimes women can't understand when you just wanna chill
@nameless5925 жыл бұрын
Tkc 🙄
@GadgetsBoy5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately women most likely get their way so when the tables turn it’s a shock to the system
@GadgetsBoy5 жыл бұрын
Jerry Rawlings your gaydar is going off so what does that make you?
@0679013225 жыл бұрын
Jerry Rawlings nah you just sound like a guy who isn’t used to women
@cheeky17335 жыл бұрын
How's your mum 😁
@jamzmaiza7095 жыл бұрын
Booty call: "Are we good for tonight"? Dan: Relax, I'll shout you!!! I'm dead!!! Too many facts in this ep!!
@madaxwayne5 жыл бұрын
They cant take rejection because they are the ones getting to do the rejecting more time and have no experience making the approach... For guys rejection is as normal as breathing air,its our reality
@Coruption125 жыл бұрын
@@ye23. Truss Ive never approached a girl in my life. Long ting
@sour30005 жыл бұрын
@@ye23. I got a girls number after I randomly moved to her on road. I text her and she didn't text me back and she blocked me. THAT marked the end of my career. 😂 I'm not even joking. I still haven't really recovered. I'm not built for this fam... My body is too fragile🤦🏾♂️
@madaxwayne5 жыл бұрын
@@ye23. or they just dont approach you for whatever reason
@sour30005 жыл бұрын
@cockney gyal damn I'm from a single mother home and this hit me
@sour30005 жыл бұрын
@cockney gyal but I never get invited ANYWHERE so where else am I supposed to approach gyaldem? 🤦🏾♂️ It's a tragic cycle
@mhb8685 жыл бұрын
When your in a long term relationship it’s not about not about chatting shit to each other but just about sharing your life with each other
@hov49805 жыл бұрын
One time this white girl sent her friends to approach me and said "Do you want some white chocolate". I found it so corny, and I said nah I'm good. We need to also talk about this thing where white women (many times overweight) think that any black man will bend over for them or something. Its disgraceful, and she didn't take the rejection well either
@mariekanu32034 жыл бұрын
Jigga Jigga interesting.
@Dimz304 жыл бұрын
Yep they thought wrong lol.
@Skrillz885 жыл бұрын
Naaaah the football analogies looool...”I’m the worst at press conferences”
@trentrama26455 жыл бұрын
dan should have his own talk show.. dude has good wisdom
@Cookiecrys5 жыл бұрын
“...when you come back to my hotel, it’s showers” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dimz305 жыл бұрын
The royal body has to be clean.
@iwantgoals15664 жыл бұрын
That slows the vibe down too much though.
@Gurukid8005 жыл бұрын
“ But did you play a return fixture??? 👀👀🧐🧐 So what you didn’t even make it out the Group Stages !! “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ellllyjmАй бұрын
I was looking for this comment right here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yoomr85035 жыл бұрын
“Are people killing cats or the cats killing people” huuuuuuuh?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jamal10795 жыл бұрын
Man said he feels like Zidane in 06 hahaha
@islandgurlpurple5 жыл бұрын
As a female, if you tell me that on Friday at 8pm you’re gonna pick me up and we go out, you’re gonna need to let me know by, at the latest, 4pm on Friday that its still on. I’m not gonna start getting ready until that happens. Otherwise, you’re gonna pull up at my yaad and find me chillin watching tv🤷🏽♀️
@Dimz304 жыл бұрын
Chill then lol
@9525joe4 жыл бұрын
@@Dimz30 😂😂
@0145jjd4 жыл бұрын
Could chill with you then go out
@natemclarke4 жыл бұрын
Maybe you’ve experienced man flaking out on you 🤷🏽♂️
@F1racingcars15 жыл бұрын
Poet is higher then the sun he should just do all episodes high 😂😂😂
@nayeemhussain30985 жыл бұрын
When certain things in life are explained through football, its crazy how it makes so much more sense than it ever did haha
@OneFoursEmperor5 жыл бұрын
Dan: I thought a cat burglar actually burgled cats Me: 🤨😂
@PJ-po7fu5 жыл бұрын
Dan's honesty has me rolling
@giasmith54485 жыл бұрын
Three minutes in and I am laughing.Wtf
@mercygraceful49245 жыл бұрын
✌🏾
@LESHANNONSHARPE5 жыл бұрын
Dans analogy is something else 😂😂😂 man said your doing Henderson
@cheeky17335 жыл бұрын
Drip Bayless 🤣
@Oldaccount278975 жыл бұрын
The amount of football metaphors used in this episode 🤣
@deloresrichardson83964 жыл бұрын
THIS is the Poet we want, not the annoying guy who makes points in an aggresive way
@StarShiningTail5 жыл бұрын
these footie references are killing me 😂
@8BitHate5 жыл бұрын
Calm and collected Poet, articulating himself very well from a wise position is the best Poet! Whatever vibe your on Po keep it bigman!
@aminee5625 жыл бұрын
It's cos women put in MAD effort prior to the appointment lol
@ckr56945 жыл бұрын
“ Mold” Bruv Chucks nuh easy lol. Happy New Year to di man dem.
@seanbrown23615 жыл бұрын
"scent and mould" , Chuckie Laaaaard . Lol
@ndlovukazim3183 жыл бұрын
I just love how infectious Dan's laugh is LOL
@thunderjoy72505 жыл бұрын
Chuckle said mould yah nah🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭
@sour30005 жыл бұрын
Four oh five. She mocked it fully. 🤣
@SophLouChish4 жыл бұрын
“I’m going where I’m going” I felt that one lol
@raecharles54945 жыл бұрын
Honestly for me, after having a child - sex and relationships is just LONG. Focus has just shifted. Atm I seriously value those friendlationships. A lil snog is always nice too isn’t it Chucks? LOL Poet is right about Dan @ 15:00 My brain shut down at this football talk but it’s fascinating to watch. The reason why I didn’t take sexual rejection well in the past, is because usually the relationship I have with said person is based around sexy rendezvous sooo yes, we get on, yes we enjoy each other’s company but you know what I came for. So if he hits me with the “I’m tired” I’d obviously be like, shut up, do me right. Guys are just as disappointed if not more, when rejected.
@africancoast5 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOL Dan's face when he thought it was the Cats musical 😭
@ZilMusic5 жыл бұрын
I’d take Poet’s struggle any day 🤣😭
@seanhobbs92885 жыл бұрын
Love the podcasts bro, can you do more podcasts with just dan, love when you two are on the podcast.
@Clancy11235 жыл бұрын
The cat burglar comment killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@malcolmmalema66595 жыл бұрын
"Funny gets fanny"🤣😂
@triggz165 жыл бұрын
23:05 idk why but that edit had me bussin up🤣🤣
@QoyLawal5 жыл бұрын
Wait! The cat burglar detour was hilarious Lool
@Kolemi895 жыл бұрын
This episode was everything footie references, poet actually debating and new school masculinity 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@d.k99385 жыл бұрын
Lol the way Dan shut that down quick 14:40
@Dwayne_Prestiged5 жыл бұрын
So far 2020 I’ve been agreeing with poet constantly
@karlhedman94525 жыл бұрын
That line got me you don't have the number saved 🤣🤣🤣
@ShowtimeDon5 жыл бұрын
LOVELY WAY TO KICK OFF THE YEAR with this episode boys
@LeonMugambi5 жыл бұрын
Best one yet! 👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂 Football analogies second to none 😂😂😂👏🏾
@DoraWinifred5 жыл бұрын
25:30 hold on what If your girl gives you info on her whereabouts in such and elusive way, would you be happy!? Women don’t ask you for power reasons not sure what type of women you guys date 🤨
@painfree13495 жыл бұрын
Yh this Poet I can deal with! Good episode!
@bangzgritty91395 жыл бұрын
Chuckle is right, I can handle rejection but I hate it, so I don’t even put myself in situations where I might get rejected.
@TheKamikaze4565 жыл бұрын
Mould 😂 😂 😂 😂 👏🏽
@MrChandon5 жыл бұрын
The footie references 🤣🤣👌
@vanessakabunda32415 жыл бұрын
Using footballing terms to describe modern relationships- funniest thing on earth 😅 I enjoyed this.👌🏾
@mollydelfuego3445 жыл бұрын
Listening to this has taught me a lot. Especially cause these guys are older and just have a different / mature perspective.great video
@Dimz304 жыл бұрын
Just learn from it
@GadgetsBoy5 жыл бұрын
Dan is a g 😂😂, I’m definitely the take my seat and sell what I’ve done before kinda guy
@love_fleurette5 жыл бұрын
Where you going? I’m going where I’m going. 🤣🤣
@adesgymzone5 жыл бұрын
Can the Church say woiii yoi yoi! This topic is a mazza 😂😂🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@queenzel44605 жыл бұрын
Why isn't there ever a female present when your discussing females?.. Chuckie don't have the inside scoop una. It would really be great if these discussions actually have someone on the other side for y'all to bounce opinions off.
@raecharles54945 жыл бұрын
Queen Nola mmmhm
@williamabe9395 жыл бұрын
They did a podcast with the recipts about things women are scared of and they did one with.muslim women when it came to the issue of muslim imagry and they even talked about.one of the muslim womens jobs as a model.check the whole pod first before chatting on here.
@queenvee97293 жыл бұрын
Poet gets it. Girls are not just for sex. I like attractive men around. Just good vibes. Human interaction.
@moneycomesfirst86815 жыл бұрын
Men are used to sexual rejection. We don't even expect it at times but aren't. Most pretty girls and girls in general aren't used to not being wanted sexually even for a moment
@ayshajohn24395 жыл бұрын
I think the thought of going to jail or being labeled a rapist is what overt time has thought men to accept sexual rejection.
@R3n33loves5 жыл бұрын
Okay haven’t watched in a minute but I see y’all doing well with this new camera quality 🔥🔥
@R3n33loves5 жыл бұрын
JayoJay 🤠🤠🤠🤠
@BhrisBeats5 жыл бұрын
This poet guy is a national treasure
@treywaves5115 жыл бұрын
Feel the temperature , that’s a new one 😁
@Jbofficial295 жыл бұрын
Real facts !! Great video !!
@Kur7t5 жыл бұрын
This is a great conversation!!!!
@stephenedwrads-newell8105 жыл бұрын
Jokes lads absolute spot on 💯👊🏿🔥
@labelswaviest6165 жыл бұрын
I love how these uses every football analogy with every situation
@shamalking53705 жыл бұрын
Am 22 and I can relate lol, as a Male am not that Interested I’m having sex ! Lol seriously first time Poet said something I can relate 2
@slattszn15685 жыл бұрын
Chuckies smerk in certain convos , cracks me up 😂😂😂as well as S dans laugh
@coup39595 жыл бұрын
Yo dan kills me. Man said lynchpin. The king of football metaphors looool
@SharliesWorld5 жыл бұрын
Mould??? What kinda gyal yaa deal wid Chuckie?
@sour30005 жыл бұрын
😂
@SharliesWorld5 жыл бұрын
@@Npriv8 I hope so!
@PhoenixHomeEd5 жыл бұрын
Cryinnnn
@C_CZ25 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing....would love to see a line up. My assumption might be correct
@sosaruhinda26155 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@designatedpiledriver82165 жыл бұрын
I'd say yes. Because in alot of cases they will go nuts and try to ruin your life.
@adriangoodwin50285 жыл бұрын
Good Ep, earned yourselves a new subscriber. Keep up the good work guys!
@MichaelM-lb5yl4 жыл бұрын
Loool I be dipping hella times before going in 😂😂😂
@fraudd.38995 жыл бұрын
The football analysis is on point
@taylore8065 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard 3am i was like oooh okay Poet is deffo sleeping...💯👌🏾she was on a bit of a mad one stillll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@coryjohnson59555 жыл бұрын
I agree with poet on not saving numbers I just take long to do it 😂😂
@rymizzah43925 жыл бұрын
I can relate to this so much 23.10, I don't like being asked and questioned stuff isn't relevant for you
@RandomVideosFirst5 жыл бұрын
Killed me on "mold" lmao (pum pum mold)
@SpaceMechanic5 жыл бұрын
Man said “I’ll tell them what I’ve won” 😂😂
@esij5 жыл бұрын
I really want to know what they consider “worldies”
@lanreakintunde85 жыл бұрын
These man kill me with the football references. About packed midfield hahahahahahah
@The1Devotion5 жыл бұрын
Savage dan talkin formations and line ups #madmove ☝🏾
@BJBLACC5 жыл бұрын
Poet was really relatable this episode. Sometimes your happy on your ones
@L_Kay5 жыл бұрын
Podcast on the grime beef rn is needed
@ckr56945 жыл бұрын
Road trip to lips is nutz !
@jaydenjohnson27495 жыл бұрын
21.08 that laugh is nuts!!!!!
@jhmDelegate5 жыл бұрын
@29:42 Dan's something else man lool
@lilmizzconteh5 жыл бұрын
Savagedan “said yeah feels good” and then starts to look at the floor sad LOL. Someone is hurt or lying.
@AcesizOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Interesting concept
@davidlima63025 жыл бұрын
Love the football metaphors .. Man said ZEZE 06 hahha
@mariendongala4525 жыл бұрын
Great talk👍🏾
@lisalotte36394 жыл бұрын
I swear I’ve learnt so much about football watching these lot over the years 🤣🤣😭
@PreeMarket5 жыл бұрын
"However, you're in a packed midfield" 😂😂😂
@thunderjoy72505 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the girls understand the football talk haha
@PhoenixHomeEd5 жыл бұрын
No, kinda, sometimes, not really... But we move.
@amandawilson11035 жыл бұрын
No ✌🏼🤣
@thunderjoy72505 жыл бұрын
@@amandawilson1103 lol..bless yah🤣😭
@elliedee88295 жыл бұрын
Nope
@PJ-po7fu5 жыл бұрын
Yep, coz context is everything. Plus it's just straight funny. Takes the edge off the hard truth sometimes
@GeneralNexus5 жыл бұрын
you man have some next level football analogies i swear
@Sorzano5 жыл бұрын
bro poet is speaking my world view rn
@poeticjustice84205 жыл бұрын
The answer is no and I haven't even heard the discussion yet. Some men get rejected and kill, they are MAD CRAZY
@H4RI55 жыл бұрын
you need to stop watching "you" on Netflix, this comment is such a stretch i'm baffled.
@poeticjustice84205 жыл бұрын
@@H4RI5 never even seen 'you' I'm just going off reality and the new. Woman get killed when a man gets rejected and his pride is hurt tbh
@poeticjustice84205 жыл бұрын
@CEO HGE oh for sure. Woman are crazy too
@poeticjustice84205 жыл бұрын
@Iam Pear thank you 👏🏾👏🏾
@poeticjustice84205 жыл бұрын
@Iam Pear it's not a small percentage..its actually more common then you think. Woman get verbally or physically abused
@raheem_._6815 жыл бұрын
How can I watch full episodes of the halfcast podcast with the video
@meshukorina4 жыл бұрын
Bruv, 4:05am?! I'm on my next day shit. Not gonna carry in the remnants of last night into my day