Do You Speak Japanese?

[@colewilliams9490]

Japanese solider casually knows English

[@Seaborn10892]

solider

[@GreAtWhiteShark303]

Solider?

[@marifelabidon8139]

Why do they keep saying solider its SOLDIER (I think i started a war of corrections.)

[@Khokholl]

Solider

[@ucduypham4592]

@@marifelabidon8139 joke ddude r/wooooosh *_SOLIDER_*

[@citycobra]

Im glad that they added the japanese most common revolving shotgun that was used by almost every japanese soldier during World War two. Hopefully they will add that Crossbow that shoot shurikens and that axe that could be turned into an pistol for japan in the next part as well. They also had an flashlight adapter with laserpointer - hopefully they will add this japanese WWII eqipment too. Any news if they will add the Africanjapanese Female Legion that fought againt the Chech Wheelchair Tanksquadron in the Battle of Tsing Tau?

[@74wf]

It was the Japanese loadout meta

[@committosterbath8833]

you misspelled fleshlight as "flashlight"

[@s.c.p-foundation6923]

@@committosterbath8833 He knew what he spelt

[@hakimzah]

*fleshlight

[@generalyido]

Are they also gonna add 69th Weeb Corps from the Battle of Bing Chilling? They fought against Field Marshall Zhong Xina's 1989th Tiananmen Guards.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

"Do you speak Japanese?" "Īe, watashi wa nihongo o hanashimasen." "Understandable. Have a nice day."

[@stu3yy_]

*nihongo wa hanasemasen

[@aaaaa4987]

@@stu3yy_ *this is my kingdom come

[@The-Lionheart]

Underustandaberu, Havu naisu deiyu

[@nithannnnn]

@@stu3yy_ nihongo ga hanasukotogadekimasen

[@carry929]

「いいえ、私は日本語を話しません。」

[@AkagiRedSun]

I love how vanguard tried to appease everyone but manage to offend everyone who actually played the game

[@Pack_Watch]

Cry about it

[@cloutgrabber]

​@@Pack_Watch23 min ago god damn

[@hyperion3145]

​@@cloutgrabber 23 hours ago, goddamn

[@SupaSillyThyme]

poop@@hyperion3145

[@joaquintorres7825]

God damn

[@stefantheconqueror8710]

I love how the marines are standing in the open and hip firing, but receiving absolutely no return fire

[@Voucher765]

Actually Army 93rd ID

[@dwaynethewokjohnson6646]

Well duh cuz Marines are strong as fuck...

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

​@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646but marines have the tested battle IQ of 3 while in active combat

[@FalcoMoment]

The power of crayon munching

[@koreyardoin3695]

@@FalcoMoment Red makes my guns shoot harder. Blue makes their guns shoot softer. And Yellow gives me SPEED!

[@mobiusraptor7]

Chad WaW: "You think because you say nothing...you are strong?" Virgin Vanguard: "dO yOu sPeaK jApAnEse?"

[@wintrover]

Gigachad officer

[@Homielander229]

Sorry I don't speak Japanese

[@pissthrower4477]

@@Homielander229 zetsubou moment

[@killcat5483]

@@Homielander229 when the nihongo is not jozu

[@deeznutz3712]

@@killcat5483 you made my day

[@Reservemercedesdriver]

Never ask a man what is his salary Never ask a woman her age Never ask a WW2 vet whether he can speak Japanese

[@el_raffido18]

or either German

[@eaedazdeazdss8184]

@@el_raffido18 and italian

[@Gruhbb]

@@eaedazdeazdss8184 and romanian and slovak and hungarian and and siamese

[@stormtendo]

@@el_raffido18”I’m sorry. I don’t speak Japanese.”

[@stormtendo]

@WowbertProductions that is correct

[@thestifmyster1]

I just wanna know who wrote this into the game and said, “Yes, this normal WW2 human interaction.”

[@firstlast9846]

I might be trippin.. but I don’t see much wrong other than the cliche “Americans to the rescue” thing.

[@tatsumigakill7347]

Sam Maggs here you got the answer. She is one of the worst writers ever

[@Mr371312]

​@@firstlast9846pulling of their hoods to literally slap them, say some random words, then ask if he "speaks japanese", while the japnese seargent struts around like a weeb main character whose in the pause menu? Youre not getting out much these days huh

[@firstlast9846]

@Mr371312 - still isn’t that bad - seen more unnatural stuff in games

[@matthewa6027]

@@firstlast9846 I hope you have a fun time looking up information on Japanese ww2 atrocities; It makes the US look like a country of angels.

[@stormtrooper2334]

i find it helarious that a slap on the cheek litteraly gave you a blood screen.(Also how convenient that the flamethrower dont give a fuck if he gets shot.)

[@bippo1223]

dAmAge

[@Theguyfromberserk]

Pretty *accurate* comment coming from you...stormtrooper~~ Btw about the flamethrower guy, hes just a chad, that's all

[@oreoboy8340]

Damn Ur spelling tho

[@peepguy3524]

@@oreoboy8340 Let’s just say, he’s from a different country

[@aweeeeh5255]

@@oreoboy8340 I spell mistakenly to purposefully just pissed you of

[@zyrusjohnruiz7335]

Japanese soldier: do you speak Japanese? American soldier: do you speak English?

[@artyom1264]

American: speak american loser

[@mariusvonrichthofen8259]

American soldier: 日本語を話しますか？

[@zyrusjohnruiz7335]

American soldier: No Japanese soldier: Yes

[@kirincyrillic]

All japanese: I cant English 😢

[@isaiahaquino9641]

@@artyom1264 at least America still won the war not like Japan

[@う手ェべっ時]

I just realized the soldier that says “do you speak Japanese” is holding a type 100 sub machine gun, only 8,500 we’re manufactured, which may seem a lot, up until I realized that 5.4 million served in the army so for that to be there is an enigma

[@iii_create5433]

Ah yes another guy who said "solider"

[@OsnoloVrach]

@@う手ェべっ時 ok solider, but dont forget about the plots that bombed enemies, and the brave marins

[@htg98]

@@う手ェべっ時 soldier

[@sergeantcoomer2487]

@@う手ェべっ時 it's soldier not solider

[@ospreyphil8995]

I think it’s just a plot device to ensure Wade can get hold of one (it’s his “favourite weapon” after all)

[@kanledeluge9562]

It is a bit historically inaccurate because "スナイパ" (su-nai-pa, a katakana loanword for the pronunciation of the English word "sniper") was not in use in WW2 by Japanese. Katakana overuse was not that severe at that time. Instead, they would definitely use "狙撃手" (sogeki-syu), which is a proper Japanese word.

[@kv-2225]

そうだよね 久しぶりにオヌヌメに出て見て思ったわ

[@DrHydra47]

My mom who is japanese said katakana use was going up in the 60s to 90s

[@kanledeluge9562]

@@DrHydra47 Yes, and everybody knows what happened before that.

[@kanledeluge9562]

It was so proper a word to translate "sniper" that Chinese linguists just took the Japanese Kanjis directly to use as a Chinese word for sniper.

[@alexl6644]

Best comment so far. I thought so as well.

[@correbee9802]

the m2 flamethrower guy seems so calm about it like he burns people alive every day for the fun of it

[@goodimperial5396]

He's just spreading democracy. Nothing wrong with that.

[@ジージーたろう]

@@goodimperial5396 民主主義(植民地を持ったり人種差別をする)＋(南米に圧力をかけたりする) 結局、貴方達は自分達の悪いところから目を逸らしてるだけでしょう。

[@RN-rl2du]

@@ジージーたろう ただの冗談ですよw

[@ilovecodexe49]

War Crimes, effective sine 1921

[@bageled_meme2690]

Got dam Japs deserved all the torture they got. But never got a sufficient amount.

[@Apocryphox]

"Do you speak japanese?" "Kawaii, desu ka? :333 Senpaaaaai." **shootout starts**

[@CommissarChaotic]

The guys who were gonna save you: Burn that _thing!!_

[@ernestogastelum9123]

lmao

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

@@CommissarChaotic no they immediately make an alliance with the Japanese

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

If weebs were POWs in WWIII

[@ソンフーミン-e6j]

野獣先輩がまた英語圏に輸出されている

[@dudleyvasausage7879]

i swear nothing new could ever happen in a cod cutscene. they've literally had the same scenarios roughly for like 15 years. How many times does your character narrowly escape death or capture? i saw that coming a mile away.

[@CheGuevara110100]

Yeah dude ghost got burnt alive

[@Bruh-ux6wb]

@@CheGuevara110100 that was heartbreaking for me. He was my favorite character of MW

[@kacbor6848]

@@Bruh-ux6wb bro ghost did nothing except looking cool 💀 He was like gaz in COD4

[@Bruh-ux6wb]

@@kacbor6848 I'll assume that I never saw you.

[@Bruh-ux6wb]

@@kacbor6848 just bcuz he didn't do anything iconic doesn't mean he did nothing. In fact, in the mission where ghost and roach gets killed. If you do nothing then ghost will himself clear out the house.

[@awizor]

1:36 american soldier casually fullautoing with M1 Garand

[@katboi7140]

Nah, It's his finger that goes full-auto

[@icommitwarcrime2239]

Just as the founding (Asian) fathers intended

[@SillyCat2]

Trigger discipline/Control at its finest

[@dusk3971]

that sounds american to me

[@TranzformerDuck]

@@dusk3971FR 💀

[@Mentalhealth64]

Fun fact: all of them (except the flame thrower guy) shot more bullets than their magazines actually fit. Edit: to all those who think why I meant everyone except for the flamethrower guy is simple. - the flamethrower dude uses fuel - the one with the M1928 shot definitely more than 30 The guy in the left corner with the M1 Garand shot 3 or 4 times and reloads and shoots again a couple of bullets (that's all we see) The one in the back with the cap (freestyle ,) ) was hardly to see - and the last one behind the wooden chest with the M1 Garand shot 8 bullets, reloaded and turned it into a full-auto rifle?!🤨 (it's clearly to be seen on the muzzle.) And then he shot more than 8 bullets again. Thanks for your understanding. 😇 Edit 2: You know I could add more details like the unrealistic amount of fuel of the flamethrower or the dude with the Thompson having M1 Ammobags and not SMG Ammobags, but I think I've tormented you enough...

[@nametrashatlife7443]

M1 Grand guy or the guy behind the cart shot 8 shots and then reload

[@dudeperson5241]

cap 🧢

[@biaraja3825]

overclock ammo :v

[@Antsant]

It looks like the dude with the M1 shot 8 shots but the guy with the Thompson shot way too many bullets for a drum mag

[@notyturi]

Your fun fact is not funny + cap

[@very2.0]

The flamethrower is not used as a gun it’s used as to take down bunkers Because the artillery have hard time shooting those fortified places.

[@BrozGaming2021]

and you could use a red dot sight on a mp-40, but its call of duty vanguard, you can do whatever you want

[@ospreyphil8995]

After this they went on to attack a base which was guarded by bunkers. They probably brought it for that

[@destinyrpga8118]

Yeah also flamethrowem could make this forest burning by mistake

[@bellazi7636]

@@BrozGaming2021 infatti nella campagna dei nazisti vedevo tedeschi che avevano le armi della seconda guerra mondiale con mirini moderni

[@hanswalter5388]

@@BrozGaming2021 Sight is actual exist but they didn't use it on Rifle/Smg/ or what ever it is they used it on Plane which is gunner for aircraft

[@darkside_sisyt3062]

In all loving memory to the Japanese soldier who asked “Do you speak Japanese?“ in English.

[@CakeFlowet]

Alot of soldiers memorize usefull frases to interrogate enemy soldiers. That Japanese guy probably didn't really understand what he was saying outside of a translation book.

[@hugar3499]

@@CakeFlowet But the way he said it sounded so american. There was barely any japanese accent when he said it

[@dauphongii]

@@hugar3499 he must have repeated it everyday for hours just to show off his linguistic skills in front of POWs :((( what a great guy it was

[@Joke_Bidumb]

@@CakeFlowet It's a bit redundant asking someone if they speak your language, in their language. If they speak your language you can just ask them in your language. If they don't understand what you said, then you have your answer.

[@gauntlettcf5669]

@@Joke_Bidumb I have to say, I've never learned German but I learned how to ask my interlocutor if he speaks my language (italian) lmao

[@d-boi9785]

Aint no one gonna talk about that bitch slap at 0:48 that filled the screen with blood

[@zavierong888]

Fr, that was so soft 💀🙏

[@creepquest]

Bro we can literally die in this game with a chair punch lmao

[@mrbackup993]

It bothers me so much you have no idea. It looks like he wanted to forcefully grab a ketchup packet from the player's hands but mistakenly opened it on our face

[@mketm-y9s]

It's probably just the tomatoes he had for lunch that got on his hands.

[@captaincaptain2128]

As a matter of fact, I happen to be very fluent in Japanese. I know Katana means Japanese Sword, Toyota means Japanese car, and Ramen means Japanese Spaghetti.

[@SENTRY456123]

Do you speak Japanese?

[@captaincaptain2128]

@@SENTRY456123 kon'nichiwa means Japanese hello.

[@KSmerb]

Bro SAME! I guess they Japanese is super easy to learn.

[@tommygun4552]

@@SENTRY456123 Yes, Annyeongnihao means Bananas

[@yi1873]

... DO U SPEAK JAPANESE

[@farahahmedkarim377]

A Japanese soldier casually carries a shotgun that did exist but was used by/issued to basically nobody... :/

[@thegameroftheyear4751]

They only made 100 of them and they were hunting shotguns

[@farahahmedkarim377]

@@thegameroftheyear4751 true

[@sofuslundandersen5947]

I hate it so much

[@aweeeeh5255]

They can do it for cod 2, cod mw, and other previous titles (assigning guns to the proper factions), why can't they do it here? I can't wrap my head around this...

[@imbored2766]

@@aweeeeh5255 historically inaccurate

[@Zawao]

Aside from conscripted soldiers, I believe that anyone at officer level can speak some English. My great-grandfather, who served on the battleship Haruna, spoke English, Russian and German.

[@9965paul]

Suuuuuuuuure

[@justchoas]

@@9965paul why don't you believe them

[@損川家高]

Russian and German, or Japanese is the most difficult languages in the world. Your grand father is genius

[@justkev1044]

@@損川家高 japanese not that hard, as its now written in letters not characters, you can make kanji return to hiragana. the hellish one would be cantonese, with 9 tones, and use all characters china uses

[@okidokiliteratureclub706]

@@損川家高 German's not that relatively hard if you're an English speaker

[@ろすとぼ]

An Japanese soldier at 1:31 says "スナイパーがいるぞ(Sniper ga iruzo)"、Which is strange because Japanese soldiers in this era hated using English words. We even have proper translation for word "Sniper" such as "狙撃手(Sogekishu)" or "狙撃兵(Sogekihei)."

[@norikosilvester8714]

I can speak Japanese so I can confirm this. It surprised me when I heard it

[@yi1873]

murica spi confirmed

[@hayabusa1329]

Yeah and Japanese back then probably wouldn't know how to speak English at all

[@naninun]

sogeking?

[@MatsumotoJunichiNo1]

​@@naninun尾田先生は言葉遊びが大好きだからね。

[@oscarjones3575]

Imperial Japanese in this game have a few weapons and equipment and flags that they didn’t actually have during World War II! Of course they had the type 100 which was the Japanese version of the Sten gun but not many of them were built, most of the Imperial Japanese army had were those Arisaka bolt action rifles with long bayonets and for the very few machine gunners had type 11 light machine guns and type 96 to 99 medium to heavy machine guns. Bearing in mind to all of you that read this we should understand that Imperial Japan when they captured POWs they fed them rice with maggots in and made them drink water from the rivers that we’re not clean so that they can suffer without using bullets or bayonets

[@summerngeorge]

you're requesting a bit too much realism from a triple A game

[@う手ェべっ時]

I find it weird since how few the type 100s there were?

[@sanditos7774]

@@summerngeorge I don't remember the Japanese army having STG44's in 1942 (2 years before the gun was made btw) or that revolver shotgun, sometimes the game is way too unrealistic that it breaks the immersion of you being in WW2

[@sanditos7774]

@@う手ェべっ時 I think around 21,000 were made.

[@oscarjones3575]

@@う手ェべっ時 they only had them for paras and officers and commandos mainly

[@mokongthe3856]

Nothing can beat the Classic Japanese Intro of "you think because you say nothing you are strong"

[@SmokinLoon5150]

Typical for game play is the over abundance of auto loading firearms. I'd say 97% of all Japanese soldiers, army and navy, would have the Type 38 or Type 99 Arisaka bolt action rifle as their main weapon. The Type 100 SMG was manufactured in small numbers (somewhere between 20-30k) and used in front line roles very sparingly. As the war progressed they became more common but still only a very small fraction of Japanese soldiers used them. The Japanese designed a semi-auto rifle but it didn't get past developmental stage. Hollywood and video games rank right up their with social media history "experts" in providing and perpetuating inaccurate information.

[@re4796]

Dude, it's Call of Duty, what are you expecting?

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

Way less than that, around 8500 for all variants

[@SmokinLoon5150]

@@re4796 I wouldn't doubt it, I've not actually seen any primary sources for production numbers on the Type 100 SMG, and interweb sources show anywhere from 8100 to 31,000.

[@boofdaclown7866]

its fucking call of duty not a military simulator dude, please understand the difference from now on.

[@shermonruler]

@@boofdaclown7866 wasn't vanguard marketed as historical? They can do their dumb shenanigans with guns in multiplayer but having it in singleplayer is real freaking dumb

[@HARUTO122-43]

「スナイパーがいるぞ！」←敵性言語

[@user-92810-yznt]

はい

[@paimon5520]

As a Japanese person I can verify that "Do you speak japanese" was from a real japanese person

[@ravelisland]

As a Genshin Impact player I can verify that you're indeed was the one who didn't allow us to get out of bound

[@elderleon1844]

I think everyone who has see an anime with ''engrish'' can say it lol!

[@alexmarroquin5422]

Japanese soldier: "Do you speak Japanese?" Richtofen: "I'm sorry, I do not speak Japanese." Japanese soldier: "Understandable, have a great day."

[@Nothingeverhappens115]

I made a vid on that, check it out

[@jhansam8757]

Man of culture

[@francosql]

I was waiting for this

[@Nothingeverhappens115]

@@francosql I made a vid on that

[@SelectStart89]

Correction. It's "Understandaboruuu".

[@masahironasution8268]

Vanguard: our game is one of the realistic ww2 games This part: 0:49 How the hell the Japanese soldier at the left has a German Einhorn shotgun?

[@CommissarChaotic]

_Alternate history_ lol its so stupid...

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

@Natalie Wayne They had a Tiger tank shipped to them, ONE Tiger tank. I bet if they found out about it Sledgehammer games would litter Japanese islands with them. I swear this entire game is just “oh this small, rare occurrence happened in WW2? Let’s make that the entire basis of this game and the war itself even though it makes no sense.”

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

@Natalie Wayne Nah, let them put Waffen SS in remote Japanese islands, maybe stuff as many Maus tanks as they possibly can.

[@aloysiusprasetyo3737]

Meanwhile in Alternate timeline the German nuke new York

[@trekot7791]

They never said it was realistic what are you even talking about.

[@mrfancypanzer549]

I like how they are standing 8 meters apart in the open without cover without hitting anything.

[@jffry890]

Which is why the flamethrower had the annoyance and confidence to just waltz up at roast everyone because he knew he'd be fine.

[@Sincerely_MrX]

This was more common than you think, many Japanese officers had studied in America or various other countries. Some American soldiers ran into old college classmates or members of their graduation cohort after being captured by the Japanese. During the decades prior to WW2, Emperor Meiji sent thousands of Japanese students and workers to Western nations to copy their technology and practices. They went from a third world country in 1868 to a second tier world power by World War I. The Japanese are a fascinating culture and one of the rare places European colonization couldn’t take hold. Culture matters, eat or get eaten.

[@Darh1407]

And today their technology is top tier and their culture remains untouched

[@RamonesFan201]

@@Darh1407 untouched? There’s American capitalism all over the place!! Bushido>Work

[@Darh1407]

@@RamonesFan201 their tech is still good as f they did metal gear after all

[@Matthew-du1ro]

@@RamonesFan201 funny u called it american capitalism

[@laaarsu]

Would be good if the actual interrogator was the officer brandishing his Guntō (military sword) and not the enlisted Heichō (Lance Corporal) equipped with the Type 100.

[@charlessaint7926]

Getting knocked unconscious to progress to the next scene, typical in Call of Duty. With how many times these characters get knocked out I'm surprised they don't have brain damage by the end of the game.

[@ibrahimkamara9508]

Glad someone else realizes that there's a fine line between knocked out for a few minutes and persistent vegetative state/permanent brain damage

[@allenalesevic8350]

the brain damage is passed onto the average cod player

[@elvarwinston]

​@@allenalesevic8350 Yeah people keep buying that crap year after year :D

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

* gets slapped * * bleeds *

[@Walker-vm6bf]

yknow… at the end of the I’m pretty sure they DO have brain damage.

[@randominternetuser8883]

I like how the flamethrower guy just chillin behind his friend. Like, "Eh just like another days"

[@mikep3180]

What is that guy at 0:50 holding?? Looks like a Pieper M1893, that thing never reached the Pacific. What were the devs smoking?

[@OGzVengeanceVenjaray]

Weed Iron

[@edgyguy_24]

In game is the Einhorn so according to sources its based off a Becker Revolving Shotgun a German shotgun? Apparently the only Japanese issued shotguns were to the Imperial Japanese Navy and shotguns weren't used much at all so

[@Zikeal-d4l]

Guess we'll never know if he speaks japanese or not.

[@NCTRX]

True lol

[@Olmec0]

0:48 Why isn't nobody talking about the fact that wade started bleeding from a simple slap?

[@Goober.61]

For real lmao

[@aceleracionistanoturno]

The japanese soldier just smashed the mosquito in the american soldier's face. Even in war, he keeps his good maners, what a hero

[@Olmec0]

@@aceleracionistanoturno that must've been a big ass mosquito

[@shawklan27]

@@Olmec0 hey if your character can hold a mg42 with one hand while running then maybe a big ass mosquito isn't the weirdest thing about this scenario

[@robbieaulia6462]

@@Olmec0 Large mosquitos are more common than normal mosquitos in jungles.

[@Aw-ev1mv]

"DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?" "ええ、私は3年間勉強しました、私はいつかそれを使うことを望んでいました" (gunfire starts before any more conversation can happen)

[@burakkupanza2226]

Japanese soldier whose instinct awakened by a foreigner who speaks Japanese : *proceeds to say 日本語上手ですね。During gunfire*

[@feifeili5135]

@@burakkupanza2226 underated comment

[@carry929]

お上手

[@verticalflyingb737]

for lazy people "Yeah, I studied for 3 years, I wanted to use it someday"

[@alexjavi7849]

Lmao

[@NotAFunniGuy]

"Do you speak Japanese?" "いいえ!"

[@valmanway3800]

Approved by Anjin from Shogun.

[@user-92810-yznt]

Good👍

[@jonel3596]

Been studying Japanese for awhile and was able to actually understand almost everything they said. Then the dude said "Do you speak Japanese?" and it took me longer to realize what he said in English than what they had said in Japanese.....English is my native language...

[@Jqweex]

Jeez I'm tryna be like that I just gotta expand my vocabulary then work on memorizing katakana then kanji because I already remember about 75% of hiragana

[@العويس-د4ج]

@@Jqweex hiragana & katakana are easy, you’ll breeze through it. It just kanji & grammar which is slightly difficult.

[@youphohanglimbu250]

DNA bro I dont know my native language either

[@hiimjustin8826]

I live in Japan and talk to Japanese people all day and barely understood a word of what they said lol

[@blankneverlosegaming6374]

@@العويس-د4ج uhh grammar is easy, vocabulary and kanji are the hardest part of learning japanese.

[@tommurphy3673]

I was hoping for Richtofen to cut in saying “I’m sorry i dont speak J A P A N E S E

[@fewpew5787]

Thats what I was expecting

[@Neil-jm6om]

Japanese soldier: "Do you speak Japanese?" Me: "Umm... Ara Ara?"

[@NoobyChris]

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well

[@CommissarChaotic]

"Oppai Daisuke"

[@aloysiusprasetyo3737]

Yamette kudasai senpai

[@ヒロ-d4z]

You have already mastered Japanese perfectly.

[@Kurukurumii]

*immediately gets shot*

[@robozeddBehindAPlayButton]

Its always a good vibe when DripoGaming uploads!

[@John-rn1nm]

IJA soldier: "D0 YoU SpEakU JapAneSe?" Dio Joe: "YES I AM!"

[@swoosh5082]

IJA: wryyyyy

[@flareoil533]

KONO DIODA !

[@taigongwang7517]

SUBARASHI

[@tanaysaxena1139]

Mohammed ABDURU!!

[@John-rn1nm]

@マリお It's not really making fun of Japanese people in general. It's the terrible writing that we make fun of.

[@kirincyrillic]

JP soldier: Do you speak japanese? US soldier：H E N T A I ❤️

[@konpaso]

no no no no no JP soldier: Do you speak japanese? US soldier：YAMETEKUDASAI ♡

[@Nice-vf5lt]

What this game

[@capncake8837]

@@Nice-vf5lt Vanguard, apparently.

[@Nice-vf5lt]

@@capncake8837 No search? Game Call of duty Vanguard? Yes or no

[@Galacticlol]

@@Nice-vf5lt what

[@chocolatte1o6]

Japanese soldier: do you speak Japanese? American soldier: Watashi wa Yoshikage Kira

[@Joke_Bidumb]

Nani?

[@BuetifullPersun]

Killer Queen has already touched you.

[@tyoubatu_45]

Q.なぜこの動画が定期的にオススメにくるのか A.英語の勉強が足りない事がKZbinにバレたから

[@My_name_is_I.P._Freely]

Valkyrie: "I don't speak Japanese.."

[@EdgyDabs47]

Nice reference

[@nooneishere123]

Didn’t know For Honor players existed anymore

[@My_name_is_I.P._Freely]

@@nooneishere123 We are few in number...Driven to near extinction.

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

@@My_name_is_I.P._Freely Good.

[@terrypennington2519]

@@My_name_is_I.P._Freely I have forgotten all about For Honor, has it finally died out yet? Does Ubisoft even acknowledge it anymore?

[@thekristler6865]

1:42 that marine just got shot in the abdomen and didn’t even react

[@tysonmoody5046]

Now that's a true American just gets shot and doesn't even care

[@guilhermecarvalho6448]

The Marines are made of iron.

[@cashwat210]

He ain’t got time to bleed

[@prodog69420]

Giga chad marine

[@JohnHenryDavisTheThird1987]

MY GOD! You said: "THAT MARINE!" - I'm impressed already.

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

I mean, there is stuff that can be used to defend this. Having an interpreter in a squad is very useful, however, making the interpreter ask a question instead of having them translate what you say to the POWs is a strange way of handling things.

[@bit_ronic]

plus, you've could've just done the question in japanese, if he speaks japanse he would've understood that question if asked in japanese.

[@alithecommunistgopnik3463]

When anime kid in class arrives to japan

[@椎茸-l8s]

ゲームの英語どころか日本語もガバガバな日本兵のセリフ好きw

[@dorlonko]

日本語のアクセントも怪しいよなw

[@J_SOLPUGA]

Yamade kudasaiii🤓🤓🤓

[@watashihagobulin]

@@J_SOLPUGA no '' Yame te kudasai

[@J_SOLPUGA]

@@watashihagobulin thnx😁

[@r3n390]

「狙撃手だ！」じゃなくて「スナイパーだ！」って言っちゃっててめっちゃ笑いましたww

[@Burningarrow12]

its amazing how i understand what they are talking about while speaking in japanese. Im so proud of myself

[@dingus6506]

Since i am asian (filipino) speaking three languages fluently isnt rare

[@Burningarrow12]

@@dingus6506 its cool tho 😎

[@andy_chipper]

Of all the things that could've happened in this scene (interrogation, torture...), the developers somehow landed on "errr... deeerrrrppp... lets just get the Japanese soldier to ask the player if they speaks their language"..... ffs

[@5regimientodelineadecorona579]

World At War did it right

[@fifteen8850]

I don’t get how that’s a bad choice lol. Besides if they were going to do an interrogation then they gotta understand each other, thus “DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE??”

[@therealhimiko3010]

0:54 What are they saying?

[@UuUuUuUuU333]

「こいつら何も喋らん2人とも殺して行くぞ」 「いや、まだ時間はあるぞ、米兵どもがここに来るまでしばらくかかる」 「Do You Speak Japanese？」

[@therealhimiko3010]

​@@UuUuUuUuU333ありがとうございます^⁠_⁠^

[@311_arissa]

i heard koitsu (probably some cuss) koroshi (maybe to kill)

[@Salaheldineldokla]

The avatar ☠️​@@311_arissa

[@blols6836]

I remember playing the game and actually bursting out in laughter when the guy is like DO YOUU SPEAK JAPANESE

[@fedemedina3129]

Many complain about the nambu type 100 smg, everyone ignores the revolving shotgun (100 were made in the UK i think) casually being used by a japanese soldier

[@ほむ-s4g]

ガチの日本英語で感動してる

[@omanjo]

当時はスナイパーなんて言わん　狙撃手な

[@ChikuwaOfOyaji]

​@@omanjoそういうのってわかるものなんだ

[@omanjo]

@@ChikuwaOfOyaji だって戦争当時カタカナ英語使ってる兵隊さんおる？　鬼畜米兵だぜ？行政命令でも英語禁止やし、　確かね。

[@omanjo]

@@ChikuwaOfOyaji 鬼畜米兵だぜ？

[@アイギパーン]

この時代はカタカナ英語も忌避されてたんよ

[@KZM兄貴]

1:23 DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE!?!?!?!?(strongly) あと第二次世界大戦中なのに｢狙撃手｣じゃなくて敵国語の｢スナイパー｣って言ってるw

[@kazun7847]

I found it’s interesting in combat situation. The man with katana looks like boss, has commanded something as soon as heard guns shot. And he rushed into hiding, the enemy coming. Eventually, he was driven in and burned, but it could be seen through his attitude that his character.

[@soraisakisrt]

i think judging by his uniform and mannerism, as well as him commanding the soldiers when the camp got ambushed, the guy with the katana is most likely the officer in charge of the whole camp

[@erichvondonitz5325]

I mean whats a katana gonna do to a BAR

[@KanzlerOttoVonBismarck]

By uniform and stance, he looks like the commanding officer. It's a terrible idea for an officer to charge the enemy, because he is the most well prepared and intelligent soldier, if he dies, all of his troops will be completely disoriented and demoralized not knowing what to do, which is exactly what the enemy wants. Killing the enemy officer is the most important thing in a battle, second to that would be killing the radio operator.

[@erichvondonitz5325]

@@KanzlerOttoVonBismarck even more better if you kill the general of the entire operation *Kills Isoroku Yamamoto*

[@訓練された鶏]

0:50 It's nothing. They'll learning give up before midday. 0:54 They're not gonna tell us anything. 0:56 Kill 'em both. and let move out. 0:59 Hey, there's still time. It'll be a while Americans get here. 1:05 🤓🗡️　1:20　🤓👌 1:23 Duu yuuu supyeeicu japaanyyeeizu　1:26💥 1:27 What We hear that?!　1:28 A:Sniper!　B:Lie down!　1:29 Expose him. 1:31 A:Don't let them escape!　B:Watch out sniper

[@Sival-]

I think they fell over because of the startle

[@Sival-]

Oh wait nvm

[@DanielDani-zm7yo]

better chicken

[@랠리루남편]

👍

[@boiwastakken]

Japanese soldier: *slaps player* Player screen: display blood screen

[@g_rr_tt]

Why yes I do. Lyrics: 0:50 "What's this? These two were also observing since before noon..." 0:55 "These assholes don't talk" 0:57 "I'm gonna kill both you!" 1:01 "nah, hold on, there's still time; it'll take some time until (something/someone) gets here." 1:23 "お前日本語話せるんだ？！”

[@Birdseed99]

Why did blood show up when the Japanese dude slapped him?? It was a slap, its not like he grated a knife against his face wtf.

[@dripogaming3251]

Logic

[@Lancaster-hu6jy]

He was actually playing Cod Zombies bro, luckily he didn't get slapped again because he didn't have the Juggernog perk.

[@Joke_Bidumb]

It was a Karate slap.

[@itzsoggytoast]

1:24 - me after the bell rings so i can avoid my teacher's question

[@tigerbat1262]

Japanese soldier: "Do you speak Japanese?" American soldiers: "Of course." *(Use their guns to speak Japanese)*

[@alexjavi7849]

God speake Japanese I don't

[@ASSASSIN19923]

Americans : sure ( launch 2 nuclear missiles to Japan)

[@alexjavi7849]

@@ASSASSIN19923 the comunication was so good that they agreed ro surender

[@ぷっつん-j6h]

オイオイ万　国　共　通　言　語　じゃねぇか (Oi oi(オイオイ) It's a universal language(Threatening) )

[@blankneverlosegaming6374]

Speaks freedom

[@momoniji6439]

Everyone shooting, bullets flying everywhere and the dude with the flamethrower just was chilling as soon as he got there.

[@steveythepriest]

Apparently they didnt put enough funds for the “hide in cover” department because 46% of them died in the open and 54% decided to go to main tent just to be burned by a M2 flamethrower… i guess they put too much funds on the language department :/

[@ZackShark1]

What

[@dauphongii]

meanwhile americans "yeah lets just kill 1 guy and then all run out right into the open, when almost everyone in the camp is shooting right at us, i am sure we will survive, we are in totally unbiased game with totally no plot armor lol"

[@egg-iu3fe]

and no one bothered setting a perimeter first which is the most basic tactic of all time

[@DuyLe-oy9xm]

IJA: “Do you speak jApAnEsE” USMC: “辞めて ください” IJA: “Ok have a nice day 😳”

[@CommissarChaotic]

日曜日の 青い空 今日はあの子に会いに行こう エスカレータ駆け上がり 君の待つステージへ急ぐ

[@heavy1308]

I like how he just stands there for 5 seconds and suddenly goes towards you

[@NanobanaKinako]

POV: You're in the Philippines but it's 1942.

[@TheRewasder97]

American officer: Well, what did they say? Valkyrie: I don't speak Japanese.

[@tomato6875]

ヴァルキリー:可愛い子と闘いたかった？ 残念だね...

[@24k_seals42]

"Do you speak japanese?" are the magic words for an ambush

[@claymore484]

This is why I believe they wasted their research on modern conflicts instead of 1930s-1940s conflicts

[@kimetsu_kids]

スナイパーだ！が好きすぎる

[@Bigsmoke-pe7ve]

I personally think that they really let the game down by having enemy soldiers in the campaign carry guns that 1. either didn’t exist or 2. Didn’t belong to their army I.e That shotgun that the Japanese soldier had and the fact that there is ppsh sub machine guns casually lying around in the forest in the pacific campaign

[@Suicide_is_cute]

"Do you speak japanese" *Dumbledore ask calmly*

[@Op40HardlineSoldier]

It’s sad when you realize that Call of Duty actually began as WW2 shooters. It’s like they’ve forgotten how to make them.

[@Senseyaboi]

"I'm sorry. I Don't speak Japanese" -Dr Edward Richtofen From a Black ops 3 Cutscene

[@servicepack05]

Japanese soldier: do you speak Japanese? Me: Maria Ozawa

[@leeenfield532]

you are too obsessed Servicepack05

[@leeenfield532]

go check your brain Servicepack05

[@leeenfield532]

Servicepack05🧠🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@bitzmarckoftheseastirpitz7479]

The Japanese soldiers English in COD WaW is more realistic than whatever the hell this is.

[@jjotulanji4140]

What game is this??

[@jonathanpfeffer3716]

Why? All soldiers knew certain phrases of the other language, and there were plenty of bilingual translators on both sides. We have historical proof that this actually happened.

[@thesniperofstalingrad7556]

My gosh cod waw japanese officer was much more intimidating lmao

[@cucumber9910]

From what i remember the italian dub actually has the soldier ask the question in japanese so that's funny

[@Deltaxianium]

Japanese player pov: wtf is he speaking

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

I bet they were absolutely dumbfounded.

[@valorzinski7423]

Japanese player: なんでこれ? このゲームは人種差別だ! Every non Japanese Player: 天皇陛下万歳!

[@Deltaxianium]

yeah i found my joke sucks, same

[@PETEYBOY954]

I know it’s just a game but it reminds how wild that people actually fought wars without body armor. People ram into machine gun fire with nothing to protect them except God and some table cloths.

[@username2280]

Almost no armour today will protect you again machine gun fire. Most modern armor can only stop pistol and small carbine rounds and that too at only certain angles. Armor is mainly to protect against fragments from grenades and artillery which don't travel as fast as a bullet but are usually more common to kill and injure soldiers in real war that bullets

[@juanignaciosala9414]

And helmets, and helmets, do not forget the helmets.

[@grizzlyblackpowder1960]

​​@@username2280this is the dumbest thing I have ever read. Most machine guns use the exact same bullets as the main rifles in that military. And sapi plates and other body armors in circulation do an excellent job of stopping bullets, from first hand experience. I have Soviet titanium plates in my gun safe that can stop even larger rifle rounds like .30 cal and 30-40 krag, I know because I've shot them. M4 carbine 5.56 M249 saw 5.56 M110 7.62x51 M240 7.62x51 Akm 7.62x39 Rpk 7.62x39 Mosin nagant 7.62x54r Pkm 7.62x54r

[@bantest7807]

I will never understand this part

[@alishaan4830]

Japanese soldier: Do you speak Japanese? Richtofen: I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese

[@redeagle-fi4rr]

Japanese: Do you speak Japanese? American: Ohayou Onii-chan! Japanese: **Visible Confusion**

[@ebifurai774]

ファッ？！

[@Mogura0322]

おはようおにいちゃん！

[@CrimsonAlchemist]

Fun FAct: American soldiers almost never take Japanese POWs unless forced by the high ranking officers. Both sides commited war crimes, but the Allied side is quite underrerpoted such as the rapes in Europe in Asia by Allied troops.

[@imbob329]

Fun Fact: The reason why American soldiers wouldn't take Japanese prisoners is because the Japanese would often trick the US soldiers into thinking they'd surrendered and then kill them when they weren't looking and as for the rapes, there are no good reasons why that should've happened

[@CrimsonAlchemist]

@@imbob329 True that.

[@darrengarcia4937]

Yeah like the fact that Japan still hasnt done anything about their war crimes. Just swept under the rug.

[@Jcd-fn5dr]

still nothing compared too what the japanese did to the chinese and filipinos citizens.

[@spacewargamer4181]

@@darrengarcia4937 They got nuked, that's enought.

[@normalpeople8130]

i love how the Japanese soldier said "do you speak Japanese?" in ENGLISH

[@CakeFlowet]

Alot of soldiers memorize usefull frases to interrogate enemy soldiers. That Japanese guy probably didn't really understand what he was saying outside of a translation book.

[@dauphongii]

@@CakeFlowet ok but why would you ask if he speaks japanese in english? 1. as you said, they dont understand most apart from translation book, so any other response other than yes/no would confuse him 2. he literally asks if he speaks japanese. why not ask that in japanese? if he speaks japanese he will understand you and say yes, and if he doesnt he will just keep his mouth shut. so youll get response either way. 3. it just makes no sense. quite same as if the american soldier asked if the japanese soldier spoke english in japanese

[@フィリア2mw]

I am Japanese ... "History is written by the Victors."

[@imry0586]

Almost 80 years later, In Japan today, discussing whether to use "Do you speak japanese?" or "Can you speak japanese?" in English is a popular topic that never ends.

[@literallyme177]

Both seem like a polite, appropriate question.

[@blueonblack83]

Something similar was discussed in my German class back in the day: "Wissen Sie..." vs "Kennen Sie..."

[@itzronit3680]

Do YOu SpEak JapaNESE Edit:thanks for 22 likes I never got that

[@christiancrane318]

Japanese Soldier: Do you speak Japanese? Wade Jackson: No but you speak English.

[@Ajshusian]

🗣️: Do you spaek japanese Me after 1 week of duolingo Sushi kudasai

[@thejarkix4]

As a Japanese-Filipino I do not speak Japanese Also

[@SirShiza]

Jalapeno

[@bhoxzivanlangnamanpfhoe7869]

jalapeno

[@judeerrolfortaleza6257]

Jalapeno

[@DrHydra47]

Yes but a bunch of filipino migrants live in japan some can speak normal some dont but hey at least i can communicate both english and japanese with them

[@CommissarChaotic]

Jalapeno

[@guyfrompoland1358]

The one guy with flamethrower is just "alright I've heard enough, deadly force authorised"

[@Prankester6856]

LMAO I like how the officer is just like "Alright I am out"

[@Qopa]

1:36 they're all shooting without taking cover and one guy came out with a flamethrower lmao