My god, whoever wrote this has most definitely driven a few old dodges!
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
😂
@ghaleasprod69526 жыл бұрын
"When i hit the high beams, the whole truck shuts off" This might be the funiest lyric of the whole song xD
@RedRider7632 жыл бұрын
Just wait till it happens my 87 did
@byronfoxretiredmachinist930011 ай бұрын
in the late '60's I had a 1962 Corvair that did that !!! Brings back fond memories of ALL the P.O.S. cars that I have owned over the years !!!
@itsdimitriymedvedyev6 жыл бұрын
If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.
@seth45676 жыл бұрын
I'm a dodge guy but this is pretty funny
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
TheCrazyOtter same
@itjustdusty26216 жыл бұрын
Same I have and 1984 and a 2004 Dodge pickup and I got a kick out of this
@lucasmassey78896 жыл бұрын
SomeRandomGuyWithAChannelOnKZbin First video I watch of yours is this one, kinda starting out on a bad reputation til I learned that you were a Dodge guy yourself, my dad has... a ‘69 Dodge Coronet with a 318 in her the damn thing is so loud that when he starts it up all of my little suburban town comes to tell him to turn it off and my dad just looks at them and guns it, of course I’m in the car with him then me and him pull out the driveway, stop, do a burnout, then we speed off doing about 110 within a 1/16 of a mile
@gavynrussell411g86 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@yerdad4406 жыл бұрын
Yah man
@jsawyer06176 жыл бұрын
Coming from dodge owner, some of this is true but you know what else is? This old dodge will get us there.
@MrCarguy26 жыл бұрын
Recommended after this video: How to replace a transmission
@adanlopez52516 жыл бұрын
It's Ders Mane chrisfix?
@ffhjvbuydb78eb6 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. Terrible terrible transmissions
@stevenbrown70424 жыл бұрын
The stock RE46 is not the best transmission. Drop a monster kit in it. I bought my dodge off a buddy cheap. The trans was rebuilt to stock. With towing and hauling heavy tools, construction and yard waste to the dump it took a toll. Threw a monster in and no problem. I pull a 6x12 tandem axel dump trailer all day long on my half ton.
@brysonrogers66886 жыл бұрын
I just got my first car/truck a 78 Dodge d150 my first project car and now I know the first song I'm gonna be playin when it's done
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Bryson Rogers lol
@elroytheredneck73896 жыл бұрын
Mine was a 87 d100
@jeredhersh7896 жыл бұрын
I've got a '78 d150 too!
@erichudgins18916 жыл бұрын
I’m first truck it a 1986 Dodge Ram w150
@michaellorah90516 жыл бұрын
Same here. 79 d100 shortbox stepside. 318 4 speed from Virginia, so it's in mostly good shape. I hope to have it on the road bt the end of the summer.
@caderamsey88786 жыл бұрын
“And the 4 wheel drive is stuck on high, I can’t drive above 35, my spare is flat, back bumper is gone, and My gas light is always on” love it
@johnt40606 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's describing something I would drive.
@OnefastAZfarmtruck3 жыл бұрын
I’m a dodge truck guy and this is awesome. It’s got quite a bit of truth to it
@joshuaatkins51974 жыл бұрын
This is awesome! Reminded me of my dad 62 powerwagon. He took the seat belts out since it was a cut off year. Blew a hole thru the side of the bed twice sighting in his rifle. He was getting too many volts so he hooked up a blinker inline to the alternator so the headlights would end up getting bright then dim then bright then dim... The wiper motor broke so he tied a short rope to both ends of a broomstick sideways across the dash. The ropes went out the bat wing windows (kids know what those are?) To the wipers to manually make them wipe. Good times. Love that truck.
@matthewmorgan5823 жыл бұрын
I've never heard them be called bat wing windows but they are a good invention for when the ac doesn't work.
@joshuaatkins51973 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmorgan582 all my current rides have those windows. They should still be in trucks at least if I had it my way. What do you call those windows? 60 mile an hour AC?
@mauserpad5111 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaatkins5197 smoker windows
@orysuidak76256 жыл бұрын
my 318 will forever have a special place in my heart, but i dont blame that truck for dying for how i drove it. But now that im older and have my dodge 5.9 diesel cummins and shes at half a million miles, i dont blame the dodge i blame the driver lol. You treat a dodge nice and she will do it right back.
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@colbypacholko38126 жыл бұрын
I got a old 98 Dakota it's almost rolled over to 1/2 million km's
@teddydavis67416 жыл бұрын
Dodges are like women they're all like a woman it's all in how ya hold her
@brianshaggy6 жыл бұрын
my 5.9 cammed v8 has 450k miles, i would be making less than 200 hp if it wasn't for the cam and supercharger
@81moldy66 жыл бұрын
Bet the body on that truck only has 300k on it
@tylerlaw96946 жыл бұрын
When I hit the high beams the truck shuts off 😂😂💯
@yerdad4406 жыл бұрын
Hell yah
@mrpw14026 жыл бұрын
Scotty Kilmer approves
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Michael Walker lol
@missyfrick6364 жыл бұрын
Ha oh yea
@lucasmassey78896 жыл бұрын
You know you’ve made a good, and funny song when I’ll listen to it 20 times in class. My classes are only 45 minutes long
@francispotter53006 жыл бұрын
Had a brand new 1976 in 76, 318 engine automatic , silver , black int , no air , long bed it was a custom , paid 4,400.00 including taxes and license , those were the days ,fun truck ( Doug in GA ) thanks for your video
@TheRealKennyLogginsBeard6 жыл бұрын
2003 dodge Dakota... window is taped shut, hood doesn’t shut, tailgate is held shut with a ratchet strap, and its stuck in 4hi... you got it all right!
@barryscott33276 жыл бұрын
I'd like an old dodge pick up truck as a first car.
@cuphead81595 жыл бұрын
How old? I'll get you a 1869 ram 1500 It's 1500 mountain goats ramming into everything
@ThatOneSniper6 жыл бұрын
I love dodge but this song made me die laughing.
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
That One Sniper same
@dmcvergilfan4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my '86 Ram 150. Previous owner's father was driving drunk and plowed it into a concrete wall. The wall had to be replaced, the truck is still on the road.
@timallred67896 жыл бұрын
What is bad is i have almost every prob with mine as he states but itll always run and always go probobly out live me my son and his children
@lucasmassey78895 жыл бұрын
Tim Allred those old 12V are unkillable man, I tell ya
@User-rf6oo4 жыл бұрын
“The 4 wheel drive is stuck in high” I FELT THAT🤣
@rustedgearbox2696 жыл бұрын
How could someone dislike
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
offroad moose they may think I’m hating on dodge but I love their trucks
@coydog79026 жыл бұрын
Me too
@raptor47986 жыл бұрын
This appeals to Ford guys, because it points out issues with an old dodge, and dodge guys because of how damn funny it is
@lucasmassey78896 жыл бұрын
RAPTOR 479 so true
@Jake.k4006 жыл бұрын
Ricers
@iowafarmhandonajohndeere59026 жыл бұрын
I would totally drive that truck sounds like the average farm truck
@CIorox_BIeach4 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly familiar. The tape deck in my otherwise useless radio works, but I had to pull the fuse because it was draining my battery over night. Before it went, it just had to take an alternator and battery with it.
@XxWolfman5584xX5 жыл бұрын
Even as a dodge owner found this funny as hell
@ArkansasHillbilli36 жыл бұрын
Those werds wer put together so perfectly I ain't never herd such perfec werds in ever I play this song over and over
@Scrumbloh6 жыл бұрын
XD I’ve always been a dodge fan, but this is probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen about dodge in a while.
@ramtruck36496 жыл бұрын
I own a dodge but still love this shit ahahah
@khalilfajloun5376 жыл бұрын
*When you get an A+ in choir so you make a song about your old Dodge* seems legit
@lucasmassey78896 жыл бұрын
My dad has a 440 that was in a 1969 Dodge Coronet and about 3 first gen, tbh I think that combo would be a pretty damn good one. ‘specially for a first car/truck if you catch my drift.
@alexandercurtis44276 жыл бұрын
Love square body Dodges and GMs
@Rfzkid17 күн бұрын
I’m a ford driver…my f100 never breaks
@douglasmanning85896 жыл бұрын
If you can’t Dodge it, Ram it! Just bout an 84 D150 for $400 bucks off my buddy, can’t wait to get her on the road
@jimchance50066 жыл бұрын
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust if it weren't for dodge, my tools would rust.
@MrFox-gu8mz4 жыл бұрын
I don't care how bad the truck is, I still want it. And great song!
@MIW_Renegade4 жыл бұрын
Dodges are amazing lol
@tsellers20386 жыл бұрын
This is lit I love it sound like my 09 Dodge lafing my butt off
@pablothepenguin29566 жыл бұрын
This just shows that a doge will never quit on you
@hellhound13893 жыл бұрын
Sounds like every old ford I've ever owned. Hell I have an ancient dodge and it aint that bad
@DIRTYBILL19945 жыл бұрын
I drive a 2012 Dodge Ram 1500 Laramie, and man this song is absolutely awesome.
@Q50RAY6 жыл бұрын
Im a dodge guy but I fucken died laughing at this video definitely gunna show the buds this one
@alexsimson48264 жыл бұрын
Every dodge after 4 months
@coydog79026 жыл бұрын
Better than a ricey Honda Ridgeline
@MitsubishiLancerEvolutionMR6 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow CALLMECARSON sub
@coydog79025 жыл бұрын
2004 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8 MR Oh yeah I remember when I changed my username over the frickin meme
@iowafarmhandonajohndeere59025 жыл бұрын
CoyDog790 acleest this vehicle is American made Honda is foreign shit
@missyfrick6364 жыл бұрын
Yep that ain’t even a truck a real truck is a truck over a 2500
@andreylipatov18746 жыл бұрын
That’s why you get a Ford
@peterking21776 жыл бұрын
If you can't Dodge it Ram it with a leaning tower of power.
@lisapacker84796 жыл бұрын
That's the best song I've ever heard
@billknight55786 жыл бұрын
Sounds like 04 ram, just I have a hemi lol....
@Error-54786 жыл бұрын
"That wall theres gonna help ya stop"
@khalilfajloun5376 жыл бұрын
Error wait Ye talkin’ ‘bout trumps wall?
@charles-andretremblay32176 жыл бұрын
I dont own a truck but its a good description of my subaru
@alfonsgar6 жыл бұрын
Put a 413 max wedge under that hood, torque for days🤤
@joshuahumphries77436 жыл бұрын
“THERES NO GUARANTEE WE’LL MAKE IT BACK*
@jonathonlesko35546 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I wish he made a cummins version. It’d basically say everything fails except the engine
@hankhill56225 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my 97 dokota. Beat the hell out of it but it just wouldn’t die! Them 318s were indestructible.
@MichaelAftonn5 жыл бұрын
Got me a dodge truck fallen apart got 4 bad tires and she's hard to start when the whether drops below 32
@iowafarmhandonajohndeere59026 жыл бұрын
Has anyone tried listening to this in 1.25x speed
@zach_light78165 жыл бұрын
I’m a dodge and Chevy guy but yes this is funny
@justinziegler22485 жыл бұрын
I have a few , 80, 83, 87 95. Alot of them problems are true. Every one of them the clicker don't work, and have to hold it one way. But when they are running good, they are unstoppable.
@sargentdoggo2976 жыл бұрын
Turns high beams and engine shuts off sound like my wiring skills
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Zombieman 450 hahaha I actually do a great job with wiring but it looks terrible
@stevenbrown70426 жыл бұрын
Christmas Eve was a bad day for me. I was driving a farm road to get to my brother's for dinner and got blinded from an oncoming driver with brights and mis aligned headlights. I didnt realize the road was flodded pretty good from the rain and plowed through it. Tore the CAT back o2 sensor wires from the sensor and blew a fuse. She got me back home though, limping all the way back. I drive a 99 ram 1500 and i couldn't dodge the puddle so i rammed it.
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Steven Brown that sucks
@stevenbrown70425 жыл бұрын
The tranny's on the way out. She earned a monster kit. This 2 wheel 1500 chained up to a loaded down ford 350 4x service body and pulled them out of a mud hole
@ItsJustFranko6 жыл бұрын
I'm a dodge guy and love dodge but some of this is true about my truck😂😂
@rogerbuck91364 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my Power Wagon ! But it still runs !
@MichaelAftonn6 жыл бұрын
Got me a dodge fallen apart and she's hard to start
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
FOXYBOSS208 when the weather drops below 32
@rileyhoban11713 жыл бұрын
This is very true, my dad and I got an 87 Dodge Le150, we havent started working on it, so its kinda junky right now. Tonight we moved it and brought it to the gas station next to our house, in that time the battery died 7 times, some trim fell off, and we had my dad's 2007 Dodge 1500 come and jump the 87. Then I drove the 2007 home while he drove the other dodge home. What a fun time lmao.
@adamsauceda11646 жыл бұрын
1988 D100 till I die
@adamsauceda11645 жыл бұрын
Man old 318 won't start damn timing chain everyone with a 318 knows what I'm talking about lol. Had to come listen to this again
@fixit41825 жыл бұрын
I watched it again, I love it. I am a Dodge truck owner and they are awesome trucks
@lucasmassey78895 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks this deserves a 10 Hour version?
@MIW_Renegade4 жыл бұрын
Might make one in the future lol
@ogspaz6 жыл бұрын
Dodge is the way to go, but this is really funny
@pirhala6 жыл бұрын
I miss my ‘77 M880 😢 but hey, at least the tape deck works! 👍🏻
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
pirhala lol
@Mason-tv6fp6 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. Put a smile on my face.
@computernostalgia62936 жыл бұрын
My grandma has a 1989 Dodge Dakota.
@connorhauss60444 жыл бұрын
Fucking describes my truck I love this
@Therevdon6 жыл бұрын
This song should use this song for their new Ram truck commercials
@stevenbrown70424 жыл бұрын
I get so many looks blasting this down the road in my dodge. Then I leave the Chevy and ford guys that laugh in the rear view.
@MIW_Renegade4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stevendelacruz30096 жыл бұрын
I love dodge. We have a 2001 dodge ram 1500 with 242,000 miles.
@dylanmahendrepersad83666 жыл бұрын
Dodge and Ford best, Chevy not trusted with the Silverado Trailboss incident at the hockey ring
@glendarojas45073 жыл бұрын
Dodge and Ford are my favorite trucks but this is my jam
@WadePapineauMusic7 ай бұрын
“It’ll be fine, it’s a DODGE!!”
@LieutenantDanVic5 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell because I swear he’s talking about my Ford 😂😂😂😂
@supershifter48366 жыл бұрын
I know shit about american cars but this is legendary 😂😂
@kellypenrod29795 жыл бұрын
Ya"all know that MOPAR is an acronym from ALL the people that ever owned a Dodge, Chrysler, or Plymouth product. It means, MO PART'S!! I GOTS TO HAVE MO PARTS TO FIX THIS MUTHER!!!
@MIW_Renegade4 жыл бұрын
Omg
@nicholasrhodes45504 жыл бұрын
DODGE: Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive... Detonation Of Drivetrain, Gears Everywhere. JEEP: Just Eats Every Penny PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mechanic Out from Under The Hood (the man has to eat sometime...)
@fire-mz2mb6 жыл бұрын
My dodge dakota is only 19 years old and i experience all thus stuff
@shuttlecommander6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest songs ever made!
@Antiquetractorsetc6 жыл бұрын
I’ve always liked this body style
@sethjessop61646 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the truck is a gasoline. I have a truck like that but it is a Cummins and I love it
@Railfan_Chester4639ALL2 жыл бұрын
i was gonna search that bat dodge song, but found some dodge fan, whenever i get a hellcat, im playing that
@MIW_Renegade2 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@jennprosser71996 жыл бұрын
Dodge is the best
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Jenn Prosser I agree
@koosh68766 жыл бұрын
Y'all obviously haven't seen what chevys been doing for years😂
@lisapacker84796 жыл бұрын
Ford all day
@derphilipp53696 жыл бұрын
Trabant
@unemployedmechanics6 жыл бұрын
Yugo
@hithereperson81376 жыл бұрын
This song was so good I subscribed in 5 seconds
@nathanjmanuel6 жыл бұрын
I like Ford, Chevy and Dodge
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
BadAce Shelby12 I don’t mind ford I don’t like Chevy at all and I like dodge
@fredde888888886 жыл бұрын
@@MIW_Renegade Amen Bro
@sargentdoggo2976 жыл бұрын
SomeRandomGuyWithAChannelOnKZbin I like Chevy
@lucasmassey78896 жыл бұрын
Super Snake57 why does Dodge come last??? 🤣🤣😂
@cuphead81595 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmassey7889 Cause the drivers keep ramming everything I hate new Dodge trucks Not enough Dodge too much ram
@bobbythegamer55926 жыл бұрын
I’m a dodge guy to but it’s funny
@NoLifeMat5 жыл бұрын
I mean at least my dads 1930 ford truck is still running.
@charlesjessie17336 жыл бұрын
I learned one thing by trying a Ram. I would not drive a Ram to a buzzard fucking, even if I were hauling the buzzards.
@user-xq8ok6ch2r6 жыл бұрын
Lmao this sounds just like my rampage
@mikeybash34096 жыл бұрын
I am doge guy to and it was Hilarious I’ve had this happen to me all those problems
@davidreynolds15086 жыл бұрын
If u can’t dodge it ram it lol dodge the father ram the daughter.😂😂
@stevenbrown70426 жыл бұрын
Must've bought a Ford with dodge badges
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Steven Brown don’t mention that garbage here 😂 keep the piece of crap chevys away Too I prefer my dodges
@stevenbrown70426 жыл бұрын
I'm all mopar too. Love my 99 1500. 318 LA, magnaflow super 44, headache rack. Black and red
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
Steven Brown mice
@MIW_Renegade6 жыл бұрын
perfectDagent I like dodge and hate fords and Chevys
@rileymassie55606 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@norfolkdash92 жыл бұрын
Lol man somehow stumbled upon this year's ago. Love it man.
@Voicingspy3 жыл бұрын
This song is about dodge's, but it reminds me of my Chevy S10.
@Learn2TradeLLC7 жыл бұрын
Haha same my grandpa has a dodge charger
@MIW_Renegade7 жыл бұрын
The Dragon Beast nice I love dodges but this made me laugh