Dodgy Festivals, Weller’s YouTube Return & Royal Family Reptilian Conspiracy | WAFFLIN' PODCAST

[@zcfit4713]

If joe genuinely comes back to KZbin id love to see him film a vid with Theo taking him to a haunted forest or house and just leaving Theo there alone with a few cameras overnight to see if he genuinely gets scared as hes so against ghosts and doesn’t believe in them at all. Genuinely think itd be a jokes video seeing Theo get terrified and joe laughing his head off whilst watching through the cameras could be class

[@joanie-]

excited for joe to start vids but we love wafflin omg don’t stop ! the way you lot talking about are your hearts in it is acc heartbreaking . i prefer wafflin to any other podcast

[@TheAlfPursuit]

Genuinely a shout

[@samflatley4]

Being in a dark unfamiliar run down place would instil fear into anyone but it would be a fear of the unknown not necessarily a fear of ghosts. If that makes sense?

[@zcfit4713]

@@samflatley4 i get that haha just would be hilarious to see Theo shit himself and to watch joe laugh about it could make a jokes vid

[@leonatkinson172]

What an idea 🤣 gotta be done come on

[@joanie-]

we love wafflin omg don’t stop ! the way you lot talking about are your hearts in it is acc heartbreaking

[@bluemo128]

Time stamps: (Glad to have you boys back!!!) 00:00 - 00:08 Intro Clip 00:11 - 00:15 intro 00:16 - 02:12 Where has Wafflin' been the last 2 weeks? 02:13 - 05:51 Smuggling dr*gs into festivals 05:52- 12:09 Buying dr*gs on the dark web and getting caught by cops 12:10 - 12:53 Thoughts on motivational videos 12:54 - 14:08 AD Harrys 14:09 - 15:39 Patreon hate comments 15:40 - 21:35 Joe returns to KZbin this year 21:36 - 23:33 How can a good editor really improve a KZbin video? 23:34 - 26:47 Theo almost d*ing on a night out 26:48 - 28:24 A new Wafflin' setup 28:25 - 33:21 Wafflin' receiving serious death threats 33:22 - 34:31 AD Coinbase 34:32 - 37:27 Self-cringe 37:28 - 41:47 Thoughts on the Jubilee 41:48 - 43:07 People getting the ick from Prince Charles 43:08 - 47:05 Watching your girl give brith 47:06- 49:40 Joe does't believe in kids 49:41- 50:37 Luke and Theo sleeping together in Paris 50:38 - 51:17 why Luke wasn't allowed to play with Kaka and Theo? 51:18 - 53:03 Joe releasing new music in July 53:04 - 54:04 Men conquering different types of women 54:05 - 54:24 Has Theo lied about him being 6 foot? 54:25 - 56:40 Having s*x with a d*arf 56:41 - 57:48 Joe dating girls taller than him? 57:49- 58:25 Joe being a small little man 58:26 - 59:16 Theo and Luke attack Joe's height because they're jealous of his perfection 59:17 - 59:32 Luke got arrested because a club bouncer 59:33 - 59:58 Doing dr*gs that were inside of someone's b*m 59:59 - 1:01:00 Getting the death penalty if you try to smuggle dr*gs to Qatar 1:01:01 - 1:02:08 What was the only reason they let a plane continue flying during 9/11? 1:02:09 - 1:02:48 Outro

[@fisademha1]

Legend

[@mil.o]

Goat

[@alexfryer3054]

So funny how you can predict how the conversation leads on to the time stamps

[@Imondoii]

I genuinely can’t wait for joe to make vids again, always made great quality content and look forward to what he does next

[@Jellerby04]

getting weller back on KZbin could be the best thing to happen on the site this year❤️

[@SamTVYT]

I feel like Joe could do really well doing larger high scale vids like Niko does and stuff like that, KZbin videos in that scale work so well and it almost mixes in Wellers presenting skills he already has with the comedy

[@goatclips2222]

Honestly if joe didn’t get disheartened by the views at first, he could come back bigger then ever honestly. Keep up the haunted vids maybe even a football video with theo soon cmon joe smash it all just try out ideas even if they aren’t massive video ideas

[@ovs4744]

Didn’t he have a new video out recently ?

[@kurtmortimore3778]

Don’t stop waffling and bring some more haunted content!!! Anything Weller is top tier!

[@pxlms3174]

boys i wont lie, i love wafflin and ive loved it since the start. but, the guy was lowkey right. the cameras getting fucked, audio getting shagged. the new studio is just idk, it aint wafflin, the lights and the table made the vibe on the video more pleasing on the eyes etc. with this studio its just, black, dark, dull, just meh. the content like the talking and shit is still there and its jokes but, the vibe of it atm, is dull

[@Jwallworth]

I think joes one to put all his energy into one main thing and wafflin was his favourite thing to do for work whereas now he’s got the drive to do videos I think he already knows he’ll fall out of love with this if he gets that buzz from the videos again

[@pxlms3174]

@@Jwallworth facts

[@toe2trappy]

Who cares about the studio ? Surely you should be watching for the content

[@youngwolf6896]

Agree

[@alfieskipper3974]

@@toe2trappy i listen to it and I still get that vibe atm, this ep is the worse they have done and Iv listened to every single one. Love wafflin

[@HL-lv9tn]

"This bitch done yet" hahahah Malfoy is so underrated. Hope the pod don't end, think the boys might overthink it , for me I just love it when u have these random conversations n little comments like that jst have me creasin

[@aiyanalouise4090]

So lovely to see joe being genuinley happy feels like he’s come such a long way

[@zanderD381]

Normality can resume when there's a new ep of wafflin. Missed the boys

[@gbart2devilish570]

Glad to see the boys back!😎

[@robertmaynardHWboxingnews]

Yep me to but for a comeback episode it disappointed me hopefully some longer regular episodes and abit more banter again and the lads willbeflying again

[@a4oz759]

great to see these boys back

[@joelbrown2519]

Glad to have you back boys! Get back into the swing of things the real Waffin will be back again in no time! We know you can do better, you know you can do better, we're here for the long run. UP THE WAFFLIN MAFIAAAAAA 🔥💯❤️

[@Kieran2502]

6:14 Theo about to say ‘We’ before he caught himself 🤣🤣

[@lewisskidmore9543]

This is the only podcast I watch, far from rock bottom, love it x

[@charliecassidy162]

new studio defo needed, but don't stop boys pod is class

[@mastermo1206]

This was actually one of the best Wafflin episodes you guys have made. Was creasing all the way through. Worth the wait lads

[@andrewjohnston9265]

8.20 Joe pulls off the best Northern Ireland accent 😭

[@Guidingtheuk]

Fully does aswell

[@jxshrodgers]

100% then i clocked it was "Lauren" from Inbetweeners Field Trip episode hahha

[@SAMEEDEE56]

Patreon is 100% worth it

[@joesxd3357]

knebworth was a madness, glad to see them talking bout liam, noel and kasabian

[@Nett11]

Lol whoever thought getting patreon for the worlds most inconsistent podcast needs to give their heads a wobble

[@laratomkins5537]

I'm sorry I absolutely cackled when Joe said the Queen laid an egg🤣🤣😭

[@Sam-by3kk]

52:12 "hit me with the viiibe" was actually immaculate, waiting for someone to sample this pls

[@leonshaw9696]

Also Luke, the point of a relationship is just two people enjoying their time together in the moment, not everything is about looking ahead to future, for some people living in the now is the priority.

[@sakibakhand9638]

boys never end wafflin please it’s amazing ❤️

[@jaxongianfran9976]

Lol I thought he was talking about Maddy McCann in the intro!!😂😂

[@mashembashem]

always bangin episodes boys. dont always get to watch the whole thing when it comes out but honestly love these always a good laugh

[@RashtaEinthisB]

23:35 LMFAOOOO 40:30 "too bait" I'm creasing 🤣 46:53 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 54:25 segue

[@khb2908]

These lads better add 2 extra weeks onto the season for the weeks they’ve not posted

[@Cal0506]

why am i not surprised it was weller’s fault that they didn’t upload

[@CoryJT]

Looking forward to your World Cup song, Joe! ⚽️🏆

[@reportaccounthcc2463]

Not surprising that you’re stressed, some of the hate comments you were getting from actual grown adults on Instagram and Twitter for missing a couple of episodes of a podcast was so embarrassing

[@GiggsyLfcNN]

Loved this episode boys! More risky gear stories and such would be great 👍🏼

[@JN-nz9bc]

The ending ten minutes were funny af

[@Fresskrot]

Can't wait to see you back making vids Joe, f*** what everyone else thinks and wants make videos for you, you know us true fans will love them

[@Jay-qt2vu]

Joe weller and David Icke podcast needed

[@cam1066]

Yess

[@cam1066]

True Geordie did one with icke some time ago

[@ScouseGuru]

Loved the episode great to see everyone happy and in a good mood the real fans won't give shit and moan that yous haven't uploaded makes it more exiting just seeing it unexpected and Joe don't listen to theo about worrying about the views just do content that your gonna love and maintain because that's when it's absolutely quality not giving shit to theo either btw

[@joeclark6413]

Tbf at least drop an Instagram story explaining

[@htjbxng]

Bring back wafflin

[@joanie-]

love the pod it’s my favourite but theo’s idea of a “normal job” is so off and luke knows it

[@JamesCoker27]

It’s so distasteful when theo talks like KZbin is as difficult as a regular 9-5 job. You literally choose when you want to work

[@MightyMags11]

Weird considering he’s worked and done uni, makes me feel he forgets the struggle. Must’ve had rich parents or something the little nerd

[@almsivi123]

@@MightyMags11 they're from a fairly well off area I think the only reason Joe doesn't come across as a rich kid is cos he had a single parent

[@MightyMags11]

@@almsivi123 sounds about right

[@johntonssen7231]

@@MightyMags11 I will say there isn’t much job security in KZbin. You can be ‘cancelled’ at any moment, you can run out of ideas, you’ve sold your privacy online, you’re in competition with everyone. Atleast working a 9-5 you know what to expect. I can’t say much either, the only ‘jobs’ I worked were when I was 15-22. I worked as an ice cream man, a factory worker, a shelve stacker and a shop keep in a petrol station and a small shop. But from 22 onwards I was doing academic research (bioinformatics PhD etc), so I just do my work whenever I want and can take the whole week off. I work via deadlines, not 9-5s. I almost prefer 9-5 in a lot of ways though. I reckon I work a lot more hours than most people, I work basically everyday, including weekends. But I do have the luxury of getting extra work done one day, to take another day off.

[@Jwallworth]

So I hope yous read why I think your podcast is so unique and why it would be a shame for us lot watching for it to end I like listening to podcasts like true geordie cos I like hearing Brian’s opinions on things and sometimes impaulsive can be quite entertaining or whatever. I think Brian’s pod is the most professional pod out there and it’s quality but wafflin is so different in that the audience actually feel connected to you boys, we feel the vibrations, we have our own jokes and things that consist throughout each season and I think it’s so nice. We constantly banter Theo as the weak little beta boy he is, we know Luke is the true king and joe is a kitty. We know you boys inside out and we even go for each other in the comments and it’s just generally jokes here. It’s a jokes space. I read some comments and think these viewers are actually funny too😂 you’re the only podcast I can listen to through a work shift and I do every single shift for the first few hours. Wish yous wouldn’t put yourself down and I know joe struggles with focusing on more than one thing, has to put all energy and passion in to one thing but wafflin coming to an end would genuinely be quite sad for us all. We’d be losing a little community of dick heads. Wishing joe the best for YT though

[@joeyladd8841]

Wafflin should answer the mafias assumptions. I’ll start: Theo tries ducking the fact that Malfoy is a better name for him

[@OlpyColpy]

I can’t lie boys, ever since you lot changed to this studio and not the fruity home studio, the standard has been lower and I feel like the podcast has lost a bit of character. I’ve watched every single episode and was there for the first one and all I want to see is the pod succeed

[@toe2trappy]

Shut up Oliver

[@juliusherler1427]

Theodor Beta looking a lil shakey again lads

[@InTimeUK]

I love the subtle inbetweeners quotes 'sad and pathetic and not funny'

[@archiebiltcliffe]

I went to LG on the Saturday lads and it was the best gig I've seen by a mile, glad you enjoyed

[@mxy4625]

49:09 girl version of nephew = nepheese 😂😂

[@MashA-vn6hp]

Want to see Weller making a main channel video! They are always bangers!

[@scgames4897]

Tbf the orange on the rangers kit does represent something like that, I don’t know the full story but if you google the history it’ll be there, love wafflin 💯

[@jaygee42]

46:51 😭

[@SW_FITNESS]

Theo and luke definitely had a brokeback mountain moment

[@iamthedanger1978]

Anyone know where to get the Real Madrid Jersey Theo is wearing??

[@REvil_-fh9bd]

Starting to think the guys left us after 2 weeks but now they’re back to satisfy my Sunday needs ♥️

[@bms10-8]

the second half of this episode was sick😂

[@jake-b8v]

"Sad and pathetic and not funny" is an underrated Derry Girls reference lmaoo

[@johntonssen7231]

It was inbetweeners I’m pretty sure. Not Derry girls. Close though, both are Irish. Well, the Derry girls are obviously Irish, the inbetweeners girl may be British/Protestant.

[@christiandelve7069]

As much as I don’t want to agree with some of the comments, standard has dropped a little bois, the studio especially is a bit depressing. Solid episode tho, keep the content coming 🫡

[@billie-amy]

has me in tears every time

[@ainsmas361]

I loved the travelling to the abandoned building parts.. it made it feel like a full Video, not some hyper edited - low attention span- watch retention stuff

[@MutualOutlook]

Nothing will beat those exploring videos they’re such a crease

[@dannykelly4371]

The orange on the rangers kit represents the orange colour that is a sign of Protestantism. Lookup the orange marches in Northern Ireland for more info

[@shaunblackburn3892]

Joe, what is your necklace? you wear it every week and when i met you in london you also had it on then, but what it it/represent?

[@sinister9397]

Love the wafflin podcast but would absolutely kill to see you come back Joe one your videos exploring in the past where amazing like going to Egypt, Different abandoned buildings let's not forget internet melts, the list goes on Joe from the bare minimum to the extreme your videos have always been good and entertaining to watch from funny to serious it don't matter I'm just glad to see ur back ! 🖤

[@august25th38]

Glad to see the waffling lads bad, Theo looking as beta as usual fantastic episode

[@joshuamason456]

Here we go again, welled and his wonderful knowledge on psychology 😂😭

[@CLIPPER2k1]

Dont ever stop waffling

[@-shon-]

Saw Elliot Crawford in hmv in Sunderland yesterday lads, starstruck

[@joanie-]

what was he like

[@-shon-]

@@joanie- didn't say hi but I commented on his insta saying I saw him and he liked it so

[@TatyMaty]

finally. owe us 2 episodes

[@alexhouse9721]

Why did joe laugh like that at 47:50 😂

[@lylamorgan3010]

10 mins in and i’ve already heard joe come out with 3 inbetweeners references

[@harryradenhurst2973]

The wafflin boys should do an escape room and record it. Would be class content.

[@harryj_987]

Saw you at Knebworth Joe, got a pic with my brother, good lad 👍🏻

[@DaLilVivi96]

Hilarious podcast as always lads, keep it up! 🤣👍💯

[@-zerocool-]

Will agree, dont like the new studio, too dark and dingy, cameras dont focus, wrong lighting, wrong angles, no epic wafflin light up sign and no ghosts :P However, keep up the good work, love to see it anyway!

[@DaneMellows]

Love how the screen goes black on the topic of editing videos 😂😂😂

[@lewisdonald7223]

Best episode in a long time

[@jackmchardy2725]

dont stop wafflin

[@JJ-ty5md]

@54:34 hmm luke what are u mouthing lol

[@ld5667]

I thought World Cup but realised they already talked about that and looked a bit like wanker but it definitely not that 😂

[@charlottethorne2031]

i love joe so much jeez

[@chibutty4980]

37:29 Cheers Guys X

[@LitMedia794]

I couldn't personally watch my kids come out I was more focused on my hand not being broken 🤣

[@jamespope1657]

podcast was top tier starting from the baby conversation

[@joehaydon864]

The shadow of joe at the end lmao

[@bms10-8]

50:19 😂😂

[@skitzo2844]

In my opinion, always stay head side....I was down the bottom on my first.....it's like watching your local pub burning down

[@kimschrupp2712]

We love you guys

[@bms10-8]

54:53 Joes reaction 😂

[@rossmoran9740]

The Celtic Rangers Rivalry is hard to describe but it’s so deep in Glasgow Culture. The reason Rangers fans wear orange and their kit is orange is because of the orange walk. The orange walk is full of Union Jack loving EDL supporting racists. I understand Joe doesn’t get the hatred, but a lot of it stems from Irish immigrants not be accepted in Scotland. Something many family’s can’t forget

[@fergus156]

The orange walk has nothing to do with the EDL. I could say the same thing about many cathlic events and simply say that they are all filled with IRA terroists who bomb civillian cars.

[@johntonssen7231]

It’s pretty simple, think of the orange like the Russian Z or the German swastika, and the Irish as being Ukrainians or polish Jewish people. Because from a mainland European, it’s pretty obviously the exact same scenario.. Israel to Palestine Russia to Ukraine Germany to Poland UK to Ireland West Bank, Donbas, Poland, Ulster I see no difference..

[@fergus156]

@@johntonssen7231 Victim mentality. Comparing protestants to nazi's is pathetic. You won't to be oppressed so bad

[@theartofboxing173]

Joe actually is the funniest bloke ever

[@kierandoodykd]

The thing with Celtic - Rangers is its not as simple as Brighton - Palace... the celtic football club was formed by Irish immigrants in Glasgow after they were forced to flee Ireland due to things like the famine. The is widely debated weither the famine should be considered a "genocide" against Irish catholics caused by the protestant English. Also, bare in mind that, at that point, catholics and protestants had been killing eachother all over Europe for hundreds of year even before that, and ontop of that again, English protestants had been invading, r@peing, murdering and pillaging Ireland since the 11th century.

[@j.adams1888]

🇮🇪

[@johntonssen7231]

Debated? European here! (Mainland), we were not taught that it was debated. We were taught that it was very clearly a manufactured famine. Food was exported FROM Ireland BY the British during the famine. The was no shortage of food, only a shortage of food the British allowed the Irish to eat. The sultan of Turkey wanted to donate £12k (£500k today) and the crown refused. So he sent ships full of food, the brits tried to sink them. They made it to a town called drougheda (forgive the spelling, I remember the sound but not the Irish way to spell it). That’s why they use the crescent moon, to respect the Turkish sultan. They also used to bribe Irish people with stew or soup. If you sold out others and renounced your Irish identity and faith, they would give you soup or stew I can’t remember. This stuff is taught, but not in the UK. In the UK they’re told they bring peace and civilisation to savage lands 🙄

[@kierandoodykd]

@@johntonssen7231 I'm Irish myself, and I say debated cuz especially in England, people either don't wanna admit it was an attempt at genocide, or they just don't believe that Britain would ever do that and on the other side, tone of people say it was a genocide

[@dylanleslie5907]

an orange rangers kit, is just an orange rangers kit 😭

[@BScran]

Looking forward to the comeback Joe

[@FaZe_Reacts]

bro so keen

[@jackhomer6951]

‘Sorry for trying to get my steps up’

[@sammymurphy318]

Boys are back in town 😎😎😎

[@Southside1804]

Wish Joe would do vlogging would be class especially if he does loads of travelling

[@TreverBettis]

Joe i can help people live beyond 100 years old, what your talking about is senolytic cells with cancer i think.

[@ESB234]

Wafflin’ ain’t gonna last much longer. Calling it.

[@ld5667]

Hopefully not

[@JamesCoker27]

Yeah agreed, can see weller starting his KZbin channel again will eventually lead to them binning it off. Tbf I don’t think any of them are that arsed about it

[@m8duy]

So funny listening to the lads talk about kids with zero knowledge 😂 Changing nappies was the bit I was grossed out by before having a kid but it's actually fine, you get used to it so easily and the worst bits are things like putting a pair of shoes on them 😂 it's like putting shoes on a drunk mate who's 1/10th your size 😂

[@liambartlett6527]

can 100% relate to this. nappy changing doesn't even bother me at all but putting my son's shoes on infuriates me as he doesn't sit the fuck still haha

[@johntonssen7231]

Don’t have my own kids but I’ve dealt with many many family members (cousins, siblings and nephews), maybe it’s because I’m not their dad that they feel they have to listen to me, but I never had a problem with getting shoes on kids. With my cousins and nephews, maybe they just didn’t want to be rude to me as I’m not their father, with my youngest sibling, he knew I’d beat his ass because I’m his brother and not his father! Maybe when I have my own kids it’ll be different. Word of advice, run your kids to sleep. Obviously as a male in my mid to late 20s, I have more energy than most, but if you can find a way to tire them out, makes life so much easier. That is until they become so fit from all the exercise that they’re even more energetic 😂 Trampolines, football, swimming, dogs. Those were my go to’s. Making a kid play football on the beach and swim would knock them out in like 2 hours. Then they just chill out the rest of the day.

[@0151oc]

Joes right with the double meaning of the kit