DODGY "KIDS VIDEOS" ON YOUTUBE

[@gray1313]

So a while ago I saw my cousin watching, *MINNIE DIES IN CAR CRASH, MICKY GETS DEPRESSED* Update, they watch Morgz now. Hiring assassins UPDATE update. yall this is old as shiz y do yall still like it 😩

[@UnPhx]

Thats not good...

[@lunakytethepotato8890]

Hibye 23 oh god Pour some holy water on her

[@ellarose7114]

Hibye 23 That’s not an actual video, right? *RIGHT???*

[@ohio2440]

Holy Shite

[@breakinggood3601]

Do you want to hire monster hunter? Or just assassins.

[@overlycutecloud1253]

How to make a family friendly video in 2 simple steps: -take an age restricted video -add colors and weird noises *You are all set*

[@LAV-25A2_56]

no god no

[@supermarioinreallifespaghe5270]

Its free real estate

[@sk8ist578]

I mean its a definite yes no just copy kids toon tv

[@sandyolson7169]

Especially that guy☝️

[@overlycutecloud1253]

@@keobooks Not laught. Didn't funny.

[@kristytorres7919]

If you ever feel embarrassed, just think of the people who had to dress up as those characters and do this stuff

[@no-be3zv]

oh god lmao

[@mcbogom]

@@no-be3zv never gonna give you up

[@no-be3zv]

@@mcbogom never gonna let you down

[@_af_2821]

@@no-be3zv never gonna run around and desert you

[@z.6480]

@@no-be3zv never gonna make you cry

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

I can't tell if these were made by a serial killer in his basement, or an A.I. that was programmed to make animations for kids but somehow developed Schizophrenia.

[@Itsdasummer32]

Maybe it was made from a child predator or a person doing A LOT of drugs

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

Most likely both.

[@Gamerboss40YT]

Or Afton from FNAF

[@thojwszckuhv.]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Recommended Videos: *"Spider man kills hulk manacingly and iron man is depressed and elsa dancing fortnite default dance while singing - Johnny Johnny yes papa and eating skittles from baby mickey the Movie"*

[@yeehawpartner131]

But then why is this so true?

[@dinolatte8986]

Lol

[@thojwszckuhv.]

Lol indeed

[@ianyazdani6979]

Now that’s how you play the youtube algorithm

[@doabarrelroll5773]

0_ Tosuka_Ishz ikr

[@clownko9773]

Why can’t we just go back to Minecraft let’s plays

[@alice-un7fv]

Enhydro •, right, even stampy cat and shit

[@moakikuchi5237]

That’s what I grew up with!

[@goran2319]

I wish they would stop obssesing with fortnite, the ones wich actually used to make quality content, but the quality was only good back in, I dunno, 2013.

[@justsomeguy07]

Yeah like when People would have cool story’s or cool mods

[@LocalGooberGoobs]

sister alice yeah! That was the good stuff!

[@Takenuse]

Adults: video games cause violence Content for kids on YT :

[@apollosdread]

This causes much more violence.

[@smltvt]

Lol

[@chelzpandamusic]

Tf

[@Exptir291]

It is so much cringe the government should be banning this The weird kid video

[@surplusgames6059]

whiping sriping violence explosions ytkids is worst

[@RSG85]

7:00 "As a father, I can approve that this is exactly what toddlers like. Strip clubs, kidnapping, violence. Especially strip clubs."

[@RootTheLucario]

Great england

[@Bzons]

"Why is a small Arabian child being crushed by skittles?" KZbin: *YES*

[@KanamoriKamper]

Christian Hexum *BREAKING NEWS* : SMALL ARABIAN CHILD DIES FROM BEING CRUSHED BY SKITTLES. SKITTLES COMPANY NOW OUT OF BUISNESS

[@Qynx]

Lol

[@Latoos976]

Rip one of my kinds 😔

[@youssefkandeel145]

the title is: naughty kid and giant candy accidents! johny johny yes papa nursery song and and rhymes song. this is the literal translation.

[@nameless9548]

youssef kandeel1 uhm, i don't know what to think of that.. i lost my appetite😔

[@wastelandwanderer7345]

"Why is a small arabian child being crushed by skittles?"

[@hms_prince_of_whales163]

D E M O N I T I Z E D

[@gillianmurphy4981]

Well I wanna tell you something when you look at the red pants baby hes/shes dabing

[@kawaiipop2658]

Quote of the year

[@gillianmurphy4981]

@@kawaiipop2658 UNICORN ON PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😘😍😍😘

[@gillianmurphy4981]

I but I love your coment and I liked it😜 D F C

[@mjasum9665]

Me: reading title Title: pregnant Elsa jumps of building Also title : for kids Me: seems legit

[@rogeliochuajr9753]

I also found a video that A FEMALE MINION THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT BUT IT WAS A CAT AT HERE STOMACH

[@danbanfield9764]

@@rogeliochuajr9753 😂

[@rogeliochuajr9753]

@@danbanfield9764 I literally found it believe me

[@him8181]

@Rogelio Chua Jr dear god

[@zany1867]

I remember watching some type of mlp human thing write a cuss word on a black board 🌝

[@louiejonesponation]

My fear of Emergency Alert Systems: 39% My fear of wasps: 57% My fear of certain dogs: 63% My fear of creepypastas: 65% My fear of cursed images: 83% My fear of PS1 Errors: 96% My fear of KZbin Kids: 999.999M%

[@slothslow7154]

bro ps1 errors are 100% 4 me

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

so this adds up to a total of 1402.999% what

[@slothslow7154]

@@strangerontheinternet7358 its a joke

[@Memereo]

WASPS 4 SURE

[@dilmarodrigues7698]

My fear of spiders upclose: *Heart attack*

[@bi_cycle]

Commentary channel aimed at adults: **says the word pedophile** KZbin: ILLEGAL 'Kid friendly' channel: **sexual themes shown in video** KZbin: y'all here sum?

[@yougotgamesonyourphone6947]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sistersuperioraddie5547]

Chilled Boi r/curesedcomments

[@iistarxi6621]

/cursedcomments lol

[@hosseinmoshiri42]

Bi Cycle kkk

[@carolinebollans3988]

FUN FACT: getting kicked in the balls is 2 levels less painful then child birth

[@-CloClo-]

“I don’t understand why my son is failing kindergarten!” What her son watches:

[@renhey9979]

"How dare you, there is nothing wrong with my child"

[@yuu-oq6ry]

I remember these

[@Nefariousaur]

100th like

[@ohnono1244]

What memeulous

[@davidsanchez4287]

*Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse go to school! Donald and Mickey commit suicide! Daffy duck dies because he eats a sock!*

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Not to mention that the Joker and Harley Quinn costumes shown were clearly the costumes from Suicide Squad, which is a PG-13 movie. Because 13 year olds just *LOVE* these kinds of brain-altering videos.

[@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme]

Jokers mark not jared

[@whatusernametomake9646]

Sus

[@mrjamdudereal1234]

Lol my brain isn't brain-altered. But some are... My grammar go BRRR...

[@alvynnjethroevangelista9778]

its actually rated r

[@Itsdasummer32]

@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778 the sequel is not the first movie

[@meatcute6165]

No one: Literally no one: Kids channels: Mickey kills whole family with nukes while fortnite dancing because Minnie cheated on him with Goofy

[@flying_Night_slasher]

I would want to see that.

[@rizqumar3012]

Oh shiyt

[@SilvUnoREQ]

@@flying_Night_slasher me too

[@marleounbockmuhl6903]

That would actually be interesting

[@Pigeon_Noonan]

@@flying_Night_slasher same lol

[@k7ky0]

A M O G U S

[@neonpelt]

Who’s piss fetish is this?

[@amychi_]

*_TF_*

[@k7ky0]

King Dedede ikr

[@bowlofsoup3153]

There’s gotta be trolls behind this shit. The whole “for kids” thing is just a load of bs

[@stevegat1186]

😤😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😡😡😬😑😨

[@FBI-sr2eg]

Parents: It's the video games! Ban the video games! Also parents: * Lets their kid watch these kids videos*

[@FBI-sr2eg]

@I forgot to add a name Exactly, it is my duty to america to make shitty KZbin comments.

[@b1ttersweet869]

FBI ... I don’t look ath bad things

[@ghulam237]

@I forgot to add a name *insert law&order sound*

[@greenmint984]

I wonder if the fbi will bust my door down one day

[@goranca7031]

Bruh so true

[@dolanzeviltwin]

Even 6 years later, this is still relevant

[@Redfox5000YT]

That background gameplay is more kid friendly than all of these videos

[@Creatorsan]

I find it satisfying tbh.

[@LizaNylen]

1:47 OH MY FREAKING GOD

[@r7ahtesham885]

Finally found someone talking about that game.

[@wizbizmalizwolferz8980]

I need to know The Game he is Playing’s Name

[@Redfox5000YT]

Egg, the game does look kinda fun

[@empblaze2146]

no one : literally no one : kids channels : Elsa sets off a thermonuclear bomb while committing suicide

[@Alle_Dive]

I used to watch that kind of stuff when I was younger

[@e58..]

Do you know what the game is that memeulous is playing

[@izzyevans2076]

*J.D has liked your comment*

[@bubrocksnotabot]

@@e58.. no

[@misslizzy9100]

Ethan. SEUM

[@gxlaxy.z3645]

No one: "Children" videos: *Elsa dancing on shreks dad depressed baby bad Disney Pixar Spider-Man egg gun knife pregnant baby iron man murders the hulk suicide fire explosion pizza Apple big-Johnny Johnny yes papa brother finger minion*

[@unmatchedatcplayer8010]

o no *gacha* wait, who would make a video like that?

[@freericeman6903]

I would laugh so hard if I saw that ,but probably you wouldn’t be able to put up to 500 characters

[@unmatchedatcplayer8010]

@@freericeman6903 lol

[@typicaldolt9075]

its killing brain cells slowley for children but olders they kill brain cells at lightning speed

[@isabellamedeiros8258]

Why does it sound like a Wish.com description?

[@Erdheizer1]

KZbin kids be like: “Mickey and Minnie spawn nerf guns while goofy and Donald commit suicide while summoning the devil!” The mom:why is my kid failing school What her kid watches:

[@andreiryancaballero7422]

What gives? If you watch anythjng instead of attending class, you would most likely fail anyways.

[@slowb4steady]

I’ve seen my sister watching that “Johnny Johnny Yes Papa” once awhile ago and now I’m terrorized

[@themoreiragequitthemoreihv4234]

@Opposinn Dog we all know this is a joke

[@PatriciadeMeij]

So im not the only one that saw my younger sibling watch it and then needed to go to a mental hospital

[@justsomerando4905]

Which one

[@motivatedbyimpendingdoom]

@Opposinn Dog you can use tone indicators if you want to specify that it's a joke /gen here's a few; /j = joking /hj = half joking /s = sarcasm /nm = not mad /lh = light hearted /gen = genuine /genq = genuine question /srs = serious /pos = positive /neu = neutral /neg = negative

[@LowIQIsaiah]

@@motivatedbyimpendingdoom or maybe you could just have the average IQ to realize it's a joke and barely anybody cares to use those indicators

[@astra6137]

I was on a train once for eight hours straight, and there was a toddler on there playing those weird kids videos for All. Eight. Hours. It was one of the worst experiences in my life.

[@happyhdjdgxide6831]

Oof i feel bad for you

[@brysonjohnson3589]

You should've talked to the parents of the toddler and told them "Hey, sorry to bother you...but this stupid shit your child is watching is really bad. Please do a better job at being a parent" ...I would've said that

[@Rei_IsJustHere]

@@brysonjohnson3589 the toddler hearing the s word:a new core *memory*

[@Jattel_2006]

Poor guy

[@artsintheam]

When kids watch yt kids (or even worse, tiktok) on full volume I want to crawl into a hole

[@mine93947]

These “kids videos” would probably be the best torture method. Just imagine being tied to a chair and being forced to watch them.

[@gunnargunnarsson5963]

must be what they've been using at Guatanamo Bay

[@deadchanel1298]

Killer fish

[@silvergaming3953]

I would sleep

[@qwertypixelYT]

I would become suicidal at the first moment.

[@lampost1116]

It would be illegal as even crimnals do not deserve to watch this

[@migacmagic6675]

5:21 Perfectly cut screams

[@haileyfandroidfan1164]

Lol

[@MVRGlol]

*The worst thing is* *The baby’s T-Pose*

[@akayysworld]

The baby dabbing tho.

[@gluecan3337]

*j o h n y j o h n y y e s p a p a*

[@genericsaltykid7819]

E A T I N G S U G A R?

[@IsaArts2930]

*_n O P A p A_*

[@anjoliaterry8612]

T POSING IN AMISH

[@The_Rained]

Can't wait for.. *MICKY PUSHES MINNIE OFF SKYSCRAPER FORTNITE DANCES ON HER BODY AND SHOOTS HIMSELF AFTER.* Edit: *a*

[@hailiehansen8821]

Modern day romeo and Juliet

[@gabyoseg]

Skyscraper? *_I think you mean Burj Khalifa._*

[@azzaviragh3534]

youtube kids this is great content

[@gdcraig4wr843]

Slice of ham. • 16 years ago okay your name got me I gotta say I was confused

[@melspary3420]

@@gdcraig4wr843 yea

[@crystalitesc7566]

1919- *the future will be amazing!* 2019- *bad baby in pampers dance and sing song - Johnny Johnny Yes Papa*

[@jonarbuckle8237]

Ouch

[@actualgarbage8549]

Touche

[@JustCarlos253]

I don't see the problem

[@mediy0]

I have lost faith in society.

[@alarmy5211]

And those in 1919 were right

[@JunkstHat3605]

I’m so glad whenever I watched KZbin as a 3 year old, I managed to find actually good videos for children

[@Itsdasummer32]

Same my parents made sure it was just nursery rhymes and educational videos

[@DolanTehDukkehYT]

"Why is a small Arabian child being crushed by skittles?" Welcome to ArabTube

[@mafia_trilogy_enjoyer]

You’re welcome i guess

[@snakeperson5467]

I love Arabs for this

[@mafia_trilogy_enjoyer]

@@DolanTehDukkehYT i dIdN’t LiKe tHe cOmMeNt

[@supra2jzgaming527]

Well true

[@amalin635]

I am Arab :0

[@hmmyesinteresting]

Makes me feel like a kid again.

[@robjohns2098]

EVERYBODY RUN HE HAS ARRIVED

[@gonzalor1835]

hmm yes interesting lol i saw u on a tobuscus video

[@mecoolgaming331]

hmm yes interesting We're intresting

[@ely9647]

hmm yes interesting please stop stalking me

[@mgamer7651]

hold this L he isn't he has no life

[@Raptor-fq4iq]

KZbin: demonetizes every single video KZbin kids:scarring children since the app was made

[@REhata-u7j]

*Demonitize video that have Nazi symbol*

[@qscaryboy10]

What is the game he is playing named?

[@micotine8714]

qScaryboy10 SEUM I think

[@rhodasmall4676]

So KZbin kids is better I get it now

[@connorclements3999]

Actually it used to just have old cartoons and such

[@aafia9537]

8:57 Not even Harley Quinn could watch this- and she adores every kind of Joker..

[@LaFemmeRose]

Nobody: KZbin Kids: hulk gets his tushie wiped and micky gets marries sponge bob dance song egg dance Superman puppet

[@yeehawpartner131]

Every “child’s” video ever

[@sakuramune_]

Lol

[@mauigoomba8043]

Quality Oscar Winner Content

[@SilvUnoREQ]

I pee'd reading this

[@fartbutt3310]

*"hANG ON SPIDEY MATE WOT ARE YOU TRYING TO ATTEMPT THERE-"*

[@supermsir2980]

XD

[@koolaid1646]

_WoAh_ there

[@carlosgarciasaldivar9391]

lol

[@animationcreation3455]

×× __

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

LMAO

[@cnetz8]

I remember when my brother watched, "Minion finds a murderer and farts so much that he goes to the hospital"

[@l0calpersonn-1]

What the hell WHY DO THEY SHOW THESE TP KIDS!

[@Soup0.9fan]

....excuse me what? 😂

[@May-by8fl]

Carter Netzel ???WhAt

[@reblex7921]

WTF!!!

[@thatbeefman8042]

Da fuk?

[@changbinstreadmill]

when i was like 9 i watched some of the weird kids content but not because they're kids content, it was to see some explosions and blood and guts (what the title said will happen) only to be disappointed that it's just some shitty edit, also to see some not so appropriate content only to get clickbaited, i was a dumbass lmao

[@rizqumar3012]

Well i cant wait for: *Elsa gets pregnant and spiderman and mickey mouse kill venom johnny johnny yes papa superhero story*

[@depressedsansliketoplaywit9651]

Rizq Umar THE THE FU?

[@tsudakitadaki5740]

I would love to watch that

[@StupitySpectrum]

Where tf did venom come from?

[@box2365]

*I wonder who the father is*

[@Johanaa]

Finger family learning colors abcs for kids

[@cozycorrner]

The live action ones look like bad porn plots

[@fn0000r]

cherrycolatears ikr, I cracked up so hard when I realised little kids actually watch these

[@NflameBoiz]

I am Vietnamese and the most of it is in Vietnamese

[@irenemamo7032]

Child and skittles I’d watch it

[@irenemamo7032]

Maybe

[@carterscott6326]

Strange but oddly true

[@kasanetetolover666]

*Johnny johny yes papa is now a meme I am terrified*

[@melmel444]

Same

[@madz1737]

Yea it’s hella freaky

[@terrezbtw6679]

don't worry it's dead now

[@steveschempp8076]

Envy YT I come from a world of memes and I'm here to tell you that it's not dead and it's only growing more popular

[@steveschempp8076]

I'm used to it lol

[@Ezzy1331_]

“Spider-Man just slapped Elsa’s ass to wake her up!?” -Memeulous 2017

[@ChaR_OfTheK0Rn]

1:47 *the new shrek film looks great*

[@greenmachine9]

Shrek 5 *LEAKED FOOTAGE

[@false8260]

Can’t wait for the new movie

[@bimapai2470]

False Same

[@user-nh7cy1vm2i]

Hahahahahah

[@yeetusinfinite7247]

Well it looks like Sonic moive I guess... we'll redesign it...

[@GreenGergop]

(I edited this) Nobody: Not a single soul: Creators of these videos: *Minnie Mouse kills Elsa on accident with a butter knife while Daisy gets pregnant with Mickey*

[@thew4369]

I remember once a kids channel with a video titled hitler vs pewdiepie epic battle animation im not joking

[@GreenGergop]

ok guys I edited the comment so it’s no longer G A Y

[@thefartmasteryeah]

Hold up what kid made this???

[@elpeashooter6973]

LAUGH ITS A NOBODY MEME 😂😂😂 SO FUNNY CANT BREATH

[@GreenGergop]

Peashooter Since you were being sarcastic I guess I have to right to correct “breath” to “breathe” 🤪

[@degenerate3288]

Just went and reported a bunch of theses videos I should get a statue

[@mikes9700]

Oh my stawbreerys u are one of a kind man

[@billyweight1737]

ATTENTION:I WILL SALUTE YOU M8 YOUR A LEGEND ps:Joseph Krakowski for prez

[@thesquirrel2561]

You are a true Ron Swanson

[@seanmarron6115]

Damn straight

[@valeriaochoa8295]

*salutes* I'll go do a sanctuary now

[@pieseldatches]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: Kids Channels: *Elsa dumps Spiderman and he becomes Hitler and commits suicide.*

[@mortisthemagnificent376]

My favorite video

[@lmaohi9447]

The fact that the comment contains ‘becoming hitler’ and ‘suicide’ makes this more sad but funnier-

[@noyes8882]

Dude you could just say he becomes hitler

[@estupido1420]

Are you the real squid ward

[@BillyBob-kh8py]

Mr Pokémon fan oh yes he is look at his ears

[@Dis_Dis]

I grew up spending more time with my computer than my parents since they were both working to keep food on the table but at least I was entertaining myself with some quality stuff like Scooby Doo, Batman, playing Age of Empires etc.

[@xZippy]

*Gen X:* "I grew up with Sesame Street." *Gen Y:* "I grew up with Blue's Clues." *Gen Z:* "I grew up with Fairly Oddparents." *Gen α:* "I grew up with uh... you know what? I don't wanna talk about it..."

[@user-gb7cl8np3p]

this comment is underrated

[@retropichu3028]

Me to Gens X-Z: Ya'll serious, I grew up with all of them

[@archanasengupta9780]

I grew up with chota bheem and anime

[@ayeshafenner7180]

Gen b:

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

@Obama bin laden Better question: Have you watched Samurai Champloo?

[@o2qzm]

I fear no man, But that thing (the animations) *It scares me*

[@jonathanjimenez2420]

Me too buddy. Me too......

[@Jayden0558]

Same

[@jam9441]

Good joke man

[@vogonp4287]

I am not a child, and I am still terrified of them.

[@DoomooDguy]

(intense Gacha Life flashbacks)

[@laktumhappry9520]

Teacher: what cartoon do you like kids Me: Don't hug me I'm scared Teacher: what is that Me: its sesame street but they like organs

[@DarrionTheIdiot]

How is this related to literally anything

[@derpninja7904]

Because. Its a kid's show :D

[@aidenrosser8446]

Green is not a creative colour

[@llamasplitz-agar5493]

Laktum Happry It’s not supposed to be a kids show It’s an entertaining 18+

[@joemama-op9iy]

Mine is the simpsons

[@_SP1K3D]

“How about you go play with the neighbor’s kid,I heard he’s pretty nice!” *the neighbor’s kid* :

[@capponion2260]

Nobody: Literally no one: Kids Channels: *spiderman mounting elsa*

[@darrelmalevikterian4022]

W8 wot?

[@leonardo-ly9bn]

These kid videos make me think about suicide

[@jae2tiimes]

Elsa was kinda thicc tho

[@furryfucker420]

Sauce?

[@idknotim6275]

Lemonsqueeze 2 sorry What? You egg

[@SolStarsystem]

No one: Not a soul Fake kid channels: strip club Explodes with Baby inside!

[@walten8828]

LMAO

[@SolStarsystem]

Thank u for telling me

[@SolStarsystem]

Thanks for telling meh

[@SolStarsystem]

I got 240 like nice!

[@punchy207]

@@SolStarsystem you have 239

[@axolotlcow]

The quality was so good I thought he was showing us a Pixar movie trailer

[@asparagus6964]

I have to agree.

[@LiterallyYukari]

Me too

[@onceuponatimeanimations4245]

They dont get money or ad revenue when it is made for kids

[@LiterallyYukari]

R/woooosh

[@onceuponatimeanimations4245]

Dont r/woooosh me

[@ProdByLJ]

this is a certified hood classic

[@Theunicorn2012]

this is a certified hood classic

[@Ggggg-r7z]

this is a certified hood classic

[@thebahooplamaster]

And it seriously feels weird when you have young cousins who have actually watched these disturbing videos...

[@halooord]

thebahooplamaster yeah, seeing them or other kids watch those kinds of videos makes me wanna put a bullet in their heads.

[@jozinek876]

Memeulous you're clearly just a sh!tty bot trying to give us a virus

[@elanibosquez1738]

Yes!

[@Katie-ik1pu]

thebahooplamaster my niece has watched them... help.

[@TheLeggings]

Execute them immediately

[@Egod_Emosewag]

Let’s be honest, these kind of “kid’s” videos have more violence and pain than the John Wick movies

[@Daisy77845]

Disappointment V. If this was a Minecraft potion effect..... I have this effect

[@xboxcontroller4811]

Even R-rated movies are more appropriate

[@lilyreacts7988]

True

[@motherofdogs7980]

Even saw is less gory than these videos

[@OctaviaaivatcO]

Gawesome Doge says whilst having a furry profile pic

[@vibecheck6041]

2:16 so nobody is going to talk about 4 people jumping Mickey and killing him

[@cranecanon3043]

😂😂😂😂what the frick

[@punchy207]

OH MY GOD THATS FUCKING HULARIOS!!

[@angrycrismon8798]

I dindt notice

[@JS-pk8gv]

Holy fucking shit

[@justafelloworganichuman8936]

I didn't realize this lol

[@Irenemmck]

I remember, I think I was about 5 at the time, I was binging KZbin kids (because, yknow, 5 year old). When I stumbled upon a documentary. Being a dumb kid, I clicked it. The first few words in the video sent me crying within an instant. It said ‘everyone will die eventually!’ In comic sans. The rest of the video was just detailing the many ways that you can die. It’s been a while since it happened, but I still remember the shear horror of seeing those words. This comment probably won’t be seen, but if it does, don’t make the same mistake I did, and whatever you do don’t search up ‘documentary’ on KZbin kids.

[@NoctaBlade]

Kids KZbin be like: Spider-Man injected while Elsa high on crack pregnant with hulk and joker drunk on heavy vodka while Anna nuke Afghanistan nursery rhymes learning stop motion 4K video.

[@husabu-up5wc]

I have something better: spiderman starts communist Revolution in russia while Batman nukes south america while Hitler is beging revived -nursery rymes Johnny Johnny yes papa

[@Theakritas_]

hus2008 abu i found something better : "elsa cums spiderman after mickey mouse dies being murdered by hitler. Kim-jong-un kills hitler for revenge and dies after stalin starts another communiist revolution. Putin eats hotdog with SCP173 Obi-wan has the high ground and kills luke so the galactic empire kills donald duck and minnie mouse becomes the new nazi leader"

[@husabu-up5wc]

@@Theakritas_ I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER: STALIN PLAYS DO U KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN WITH HITLER WHILE ELSA GETS SHOT BY ANNA WHILE MICKEY MOUSE KILLS MINNIE BC SHES PREGNAT WHILE BATMAN NUKES RUSSIA THEN RUSSIA NUKES BATMAN WHILE NAPOLEAN COMES BACK -toy kids fun :D

[@NoctaBlade]

Those are all better.

[@El-Cabron666]

@@NoctaBlade lol

[@Delta57_]

Still waiting for: Elsa smells micky mouse's poop and spiderman gets mad, minnie calls fbi

[@joanofaardvark6129]

nO

[@uainjansun]

yEs

[@monthlymaps4858]

Elsa cheats on spiderman and takes the kids

[@dingo2595]

Oh god I dont wont to ask

[@the_betterbunny21]

@@monthlymaps4858 Thats not Elsa... Thats Karen!

[@FurroJeagerist]

This you tube is even more kid friendly

[@sanmateodrifter]

And if KZbin want everyone on this app to be kid friendly, then why did they even make an app specifically for kids?

[@sticks_88_19]

Yeah it’s bullshit

[@kyroncarey7489]

KZbin kids is fucking bad

[@ayamaruu]

True and they have a feature which is so helpful called "restriction mode".

[@VintageToycollecters595]

KZbin kids is absolute bullshit

[@bim282]

My grandparents always want me to watch that shit instead of good quality gaming video I watched when I was 9 y/o and called what i watched that time "violence video" and jusst let me watch that for 15 min and with this stuff I can watch for 30 min or more. Why they force me to watch that shit :)

[@nowifigaming826]

Nobody: Yt recommends: *Micky commites suiced while kicks Elsa off a bridge while spider man nuking china while eating flesh while playing do you know the muffin man*

[@zamn4240]

Goose Gonzalez U HAVE KILLED ME

[@audragracebinkley6405]

Is this a real thing? Actually, wait, that description is what I’m making my senior quote... If we go back, I mean.

[@kduck789]

@Audra Grace Binkley It is, my sister was watching it lmao.

[@thegodzillaatomicblastprod1702]

The nobody meme is dead

[@shagarakar]

@@thegodzillaatomicblastprod1702 Yes, and he copied the top comment.

[@juliana9]

My baby cousin doesn't watch this stuff.. He watches car crashes in GTA.. Did I mention that he's 5?

[@rhysee_arts]

xX izzy Xx I... I feel like thats normal tho

[@lonleystar]

AffableJulie your blessed that he doesn’t

[@baldkiwi444]

@@bowgartfan ha, i already knew how people made babies since 3rd grade

[@vasoconvict]

@@bowgartfan do you mean... *_it is sad, 90 year olds on roblox dating and dating, and sex?_*

[@olly_lmao]

@@bowgartfan For me, it was 8 yr olds when I was 8.

[@Isuckatvideogames210]

And KZbin is getting after us for not being kid friendly

[@giannispixel]

That was what i thinking

[@umesxn_]

Logic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@epicfromepicgames8222]

Lmao, these are way worse than our videos.

[@fatalcrabnow29]

Can’t believe this is his third most popular video. Takes me back to 2017

[@pizzaparker133]

Me: so glad I grew up with this *SpongeBob, adventure time,Tom and Jerry,Phineas and Ferb, amazing world of gumball* And not this: *Mario Vs Spiderman Vs Jesus Vs Hitler Vs Stalin Vs batman Vs Hulk Vs SpongeBob Vs Barrack obama Vs Donald trump Vs Mickey Vs Optimus prime Vs superman Vs ironman Vs Peppa pig finger family*

[@zkelanimlz]

Obama will win

[@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme]

Isabella Guzman vs Adolf Hitler

[@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme]

Captain marvel vs alita

[@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme]

Captain marvel vs womder oman

[@Sarji51olanadam]

Read more... Vs Johhny Johhny Yes Papa Vs Impostor Vs Pikachu Vs Luigi Vs Sonic Vs Joe Biden

[@siforical]

The fact that humans made these videos I just can’t

[@wandydicksonmejia8923]

Exactly

[@jordanrichmond716]

Me ether just monsters

[@SoftTehCustomer]

Can't what?

[@cam_sus]

@@SoftTehCustomer be bothered 😎😎😎😎👌👌👌👌

[@millayliharsila1609]

Maybe the area 51 raid was succesful then they teached the aliens to make videos for kids but aliens know only 2 things that kids like Animated charecters and nursery rhymes

[@kaynenhansen3897]

2:16 I like how Memeulous doesn't notice Mickey mouse being killed in the background

[@اسمالمستخدم-ز2ف]

Oh myyyyy good

[@R3c0nL]

Bruh.

[@patrickbudiono8418]

He was egg popped

[@Ze_strider]

WHAT

[@annazoschke.9881]

2:16 VERY FUNNY 5:05 Bombs

[@TheGildedHistorian_1860]

*I saw a GTA vid that was on KZbin kids once.* No lie.

[@CREEDO.]

I walk up and hear slowly THE SAME MUSIC OF "JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA" IN MY SISTER'S ROOM (shes 4) AND I WAS LIKE DEE DAVIL IS ALLLIIIIIVE

[@altairr8957]

JackyIsHere my brother is 5 and hates those videos lmao

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I’m glad my brother was past 10 and has a brain. Even my 9 year old cousin think these are abominations.

[@zarishere4129]

):

[@mohamedchmorra6220]

JackyIsHere same man

[@iverson64_]

JackyIsHere I can relate

[@m3ani172]

4:03 translates to “bad child and giant candy accident! Johnny johnny yes papa nursery rhyme song”

[@fluffydestroyer5482]

Why is everything related to johnny johnny yes papa?

[@tylerkey7283]

Fluffy Destroyer they use those words as tag words so when kids look stuff up it comes up

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@mohmedfox7252 yeah

[@نعسان-ت7ب]

AY ARBIAN LETS GET THEM MY BROTHA

[@theoriginalnumba1cook]

Maani Alramsi at first I thought it said “ ugly baby man child”

[@RedStone_Cake]

So glad my parents didn't let me have my first electronic device till I was 7

[@artsintheam]

7 is very young to have a device- but yes, parents should always wait

[@dlg.studios5649]

@@artsintheam - It’s a pretty good age to have your first device in my opinion.

[@jiovannitabada8844]

I got my first device when I was 2-

[@mcgheebentle1958]

My children are getting their own devices when they’re 12, full stop. They can be on the family computer to learn digital literacy and to be comfortable and knowledgeable about the way computers work and how to use them properly, but they are NOT getting their own device until 12. I’m so glad that younger parents these days have grown up with the Internet and DO NOT want their kids around it when they’re young. I’m in my early twenties and every single person I know in my age group thinks similarly about this. We ALL want to wait until our children are much older until they get the privilege of Internet access. We know firsthand the damage it can do if you’re on the internet too young. I grew up being a 6 year old with access to the internet and I wish I didn’t. I was addicted to it, saw things I shouldn’t have, hated myself, etc. Just wait. As a grown-up who grew up with the internet, 7 is WAY too young. Just wait. Just wait.

[@RedStone_Cake]

@@mcgheebentle1958 yeah, that sounds wise, but I'm above 12 now

[@cawsomeaolin]

duuuuude old memeulos

[@TechJames]

Did you seriously get a community guide line strike?

[@joonatanlepind3124]

Tech James It's back.

[@Artcat932]

What kids liked back then: Quality Minecraft content made with utmost care (Stampy etc.) What kids like now: Bad Fortnite give away scams *What did we do wrong...*

[@RosieUV]

i did nothing i was the one watching the old minecraft videos

[@lizlee8715]

Don't forget Dantdm and popularmmos. They were gods back in the old days of yt.

[@smashboxer9987]

Remember Disney infinity

[@hadesmeow1]

@꧁IamFoxlover꧂ Lazuli Dantdm kind of isnt anymore I've barely heard of him as of late and PopularMMOS just kind of Stopped being good anymore if he still uploads at all

[@personwhoiscappy]

@@hadesmeow1 PopularMMOS is still going, but aren't even close to how good to how they used to be

[@sageivu]

"I'm 19..." I thought he was like 25

[@davide.stirbu6325]

Wut

[@tazergraphics]

Same

[@degenerat9329]

his age is the thing you are most puzzled by in this video?

[@sberky98]

21 in 2020, he will be 22 maybe

[@kingandeveryoneelse]

he’s like 22 now

[@iminyourwalls705]

i honestly remember a low point of my life when I was done with everything and just binge watched these videos because I had nothing else to do with my life and felt like everyday was the same and just blended together lmao

[@henrymalcolm4263]

3 reasons of suicide: -depression -drug abuse -1:47

[@user-je3xv1pm5u]

Top 5 underrated comments

[@roomsickgirlsescape]

Monokuma oh hi please kill me :D

[@connorconnor2421]

1:50

[@salem_spectre]

*WHEEZE*

[@Dead_channel35]

1:47 suicide rates drop too 0%

[@WildAutonomy]

*Ｂａｄ　ｂａｂｙ　ｉｎ　ｐａｍｐｅｒｓ　ｄａｎｃｅ　ａｎｄ　ｓｉｎｇ　ｓｏｎｇ－Ｊｏｈｎｙ　Ｊｏｈｎｙ　Ｙｅｓ　Ｐａｐａ*

[@no-yo8hj]

Exeref do you ever get off youtube

[@hxmicidalhikage1778]

Exeref wtf

[@warbossbonesmasha3751]

Exeref *D A D D Y. D A D D Y. B E A T. M E. H A R D E R*

[@gracedolphin879]

Exeref he's dabing

[@MrClean-nu2sw]

V A P O R W A V E

[@SocialTag]

2:19 the baby in the red diaper is dabbing......... _dabbing should be a _*_SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN_*

[@xxsakilawrencexxoldchannel9398]

Ikr.

[@jamestheweeb6363]

Seven deadly sins 1# dabbing

[@TheFrederation_]

It's is the the Bible page 21 "thou shall not dab"

[@macopper4198]

Fredicide p a g e

[@dskittee3586]

*It is a sin.*

[@krims0nkrisyt357]

When I was younger (about kindergarten) these other kindergarteners kept talking (and constantly telling me) about these types of videos you showed. I don't want to brag but I think I was a bit smarter than the other kids back then. So anyway, they told me to search up this one video in particular (they also told me to watch it, I also forgot what they told me to search up on KZbin). Anyway, when I got home I went to search up this "title", and I see horrible videos thumbnails. Of course I didn't watch it because even when I was in Kindergarten, I knew those type of videos were just big, fat, loads of shit. (The thumbnails scarred me for life they were so cringe). So the next day I warned the other Kindergarteners about how they shouldn't watch or keep watching that type of content. *Fast forward to the present and my friends regret that they didn't listen to me about that when they were younger. (They don't watch that content of course but it scarred them).*

[@burntburndog]

"no, smoking won't affect my baby." 9 months later

[@ravensweetwater327]

Hey mommy! Johnny Johnny-

[@Anotherchild_lol]

"Mommy! Mommy! Why Ivy mouse not in club house?" "I'm sorry child, _what name have you spoken?"_ "Ivy mouse? Wait mom what are you doing to my ipad?" "Theres no reason for you to ask. Now go back and annoy your sibling" "Okay!"

[@Thereisacatonthewall]

Yep

[@electrocuti]

ur pfp💝💝

[@burntburndog]

@@electrocuti what about it?

[@tryhardnub383]

So glad I grew up with parents that cared enough about me to keep me from the internet and actually take care of me.

[@hellograndguy]

My parents only gave me pepppa pig

[@tryhardnub383]

@@hellograndguy better than KZbin kids I guess

[@StefV153]

The internet isnt necessarily bad, you just need to heavily regulate it as a parent

[@oscarmcnulty4307]

Fairpoint

[@Neurondeactivation5496]

Same Except only 25% did not work

[@ShadyShadow1025]

they now have a second channel called “toy Geeks”

[@Theakritas_]

But can you delete the channel by using the high grounds please?

[@nix6105]

LOL

[@commieelmomc1100]

Obi wan can u use the high ground to get rid of it

[@ShadyShadow1025]

I WILL TRY

[@eatthis8029]

Yes they do

[@IopVeteran]

Anyone here 2024 re visiting old memories

[@DagothLeb]

That will be me

[@NB-ww9bz]

Mhm

[@theayuwoki1162]

Yes sir

[@subplzorideleteurchannel7193]

Old memories of this shit? Hell naw, your childhood was cringe. Old Memeulous? Then you have taste my friend.

[@w0r7less24]

Who knew that Johnny Johnny would be hella lit this year

[@lagoon8492]

Nobody: Not a single soul: “Kids channels”: Elsa eats skittles and does the default dance While hitler is taking a shit

[@francismcbride1346]

Pretty much summed it up there I saw one called hitler becomes Spider-Man and robs a bank

[@Theakritas_]

Someone : says "fuck" on a video that isn't for kids youtube : oh no. DEMONETIZE

[@MaxifyTraits]

why is this so true???

[@twotwopigeon315]

Lol 😂

[@ashley39163]

THERE ARE TEARS

[@deadpoet3035]

We just gonna ignore the “Mickey Mouse Becomes Servant Of Ivey Mouse” where it literally just looks like BDSM

[@byul5689]

i made it to 100 likes

[@zomhuman6270]

5:34

[@jimmyanthony4331]

How about Minnie chocked to death on pizza

[@kellyel1812]

Lord.

[@Cobster9211]

It is my guy

[@colingibson1998]

These types of videos are more scary and disturbing than most horror movies and tv shows

[@d3lm119]

So glad i grew up with this :insert picture of minecraft Not this :insert picture of fortnite

[@dr.chopper3804]

Даг од same

[@lisao6091]

True my friend true

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

so glad i grew up with this :multiple pictures of 2010 pbs kids cartoons and not this :johnny johnny

[@sepiafong6914]

I grew up with this :Insert picture of sanic and not this :Insert picture of hentai

[@jakeystarsuper]

Im posting that to reddit r/lewronggeneration you nostalgic biased freak

[@noods1406]

Some dude: Oh yeah, kids LOVE strip clubs! Kid: ???

[@Lhoodied]

Bwacha HD lmao thats so fucked up

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

Bwacha HD Kid: what the heck is that?

[@cowzilla9982]

“Mom!”

[@mtf8396]

I didn’t know what a strip club when I was a kid

[@tomas420fr]

Now i know why 7 year olds play gta 5

[@dr_bright1920]

Me when a kid: * watching Tom&Jerry * Kids today: * Watching Elsa dumps Shrek and Shrek becomes the devil to destroy her parents and later he becomes Hitler to suicide *

[@supermario3307]

Good times

[@Cumbag]

This stuff is messed up I was watching nick jr now kids are watching Shrek takes a fat shit and elsa stabs him to death then parents fucking die due to coronavirus and then kil elsa then shrek explodes and become a fat ass human that eats turds please help me.

[@traingamer2037]

When I was young I watched classic thomas the tank engine now kids are watching elsa call shrek gay and then spider man nukes half her town sinks with the world war 2 titanic.

[@randomgirlmampi2631]

Ok for the t.v I watched cartoons but like in 2014-15 I watched these weird "kids" weird and regret watching

[@eeg5710]

Same

[@MasonTheGamer2022]

I’m pretty sure the thought process of the people making the videos are “Hey, if we make a fever dream into a poorly made animation, kids will think it’s good!”

[@ruderedrat6371]

i love the part when mickey mouse's baby died in a gas explosion, what a work of art...

[@Kira-su5sg]

Baby hitler is that you?

[@ruderedrat6371]

@@Kira-su5sg ja 👍

[@Kira-su5sg]

@@ruderedrat6371 it can't be!!!!!!!

[@ruderedrat6371]

@@Kira-su5sg it sure is ✨✨

[@jianbinzhou856yearsago6]

I loved when Mickey said tjjgjgrjkgifif

[@kaylexxtoons8037]

Nobody: My brain at three am: 2:15

[@channelwithoutaname2180]

Its 3:22 am I have to go to a party I should've went to bed 5 hours ago and I'm losing all my sanity

[@mebanks-smith9079]

My brain during math test

[@actualgarbage8549]

@pineapple dinosaur apple man Copied* I bet ur 7

[@crash_bot]

bro you just posted funny, you have gained subscriber

[@vivianbrights8953]

Imagine, seeing your sibling watching: ELSA GETS CORONAVIRUS AND MICKEY MOUSE BECOMES HITLER HULK GETS DEPRESSED FUNNY FAMILY FRIENDLY JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA Edit 1: Holy frick, thanks for the many likes.

[@Han_Niche]

I would put them up for adoption

[@FringeWizard2]

Maybe it's Chinese and Argentinians making all this shit to mindfuck the west into destruction.

[@UltraLowSpec]

@@FringeWizard2 Isn't Argentina from the west? /s

[@r.p5380]

@@FringeWizard2 3 steps to being American and their natural states: smart: rare but good nice: only for patriot/religious shit they love and AMERICA##11111 mode: where they accuse random shit be blatantly racist be highly toxic and they never SHUT UP

[@xnbvuz8376]

@@FringeWizard2 The one that appears in my sister's recommendation is mostly made by Russians

[@Cofkie]

Anyone still waiting to see memeulous dress up like spider man and smoke a spliff

[@izzygaskell4710]

Me