Does a Bad Spray Tan Make You Undatable? (feat. Ian Fidance) - Off Air w/ Nikki & Andrew

Nikki, Andrew, and Ian Fidance chat about spray tan residue and whether or not you should disclose physical flaws during hookups.
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[@itsjustjakeee]

Andrew trying to one up Ian's flirting with " I wanna drown you" and immediately looking down to realize himself what he just said, I lost my shit. 8:55

[@seidenschnabelfederflugel5441]

Yes thats my favourite. 😂😊

[@stannature5683]

Ian & Andrew roasting Nikki for 14 minutes

[@ScottMcGoldrick]

"yeah yeah... ha...I wanna drown you 🤷‍♂️👀.. oh ok.." 😂fs Andrew!

[@ritar3012]

“I like one stain, and it’s soy” I’m dead. 😂

[@martinezrj95]

It’s not the spray tan! It’s the confidence when you have the spray tan that makes you more attractive

[@sebbach3747]

Simp

[@Thehumanlife]

The confidence in getting a spray tan or the inconfidence in being yourself?

[@thomasmanion6093]

“The hens need to stop cluckin’” I loved that shit

[@OosMattPo]

"This is my struggle and my truth"

[@jayglamx3]

10:56 "Teeny wittle bikini" 🤣🤣🤣 I'M DONE.

[@iguanacashmere]

13:13 PREACH IT BRO It's so different in the EU the beauty standards... the women over there use natural beauty and US media loves full glam and painted skin. Weird that, consumerism.

[@Marie_Jane]

I saw you guys in Minneapolis MN last Friday and we loved your show. Anya, Drew and Nikki are a great trio!! Thanks for coming! See you next time. I'll be watching the podcasts meanwhile!

[@buddingstudent5385]

" Look at my spray tan... I mean, what the fuck?? "- Ms. Glaser, funny as always❣❣

[@mojo_giorgio]

So cute. And this time im talking about her personality 😀❤️

[@alanwalker7265]

You are awesome Nikki!

[@Barbievel]

Nikkis bad attitude is what brings her “hot” down. Her low self esteem is so unsexy

[@kennethvelasquez3140]

Agreed. And she makes up so many excuses

[@shadearistotle1136]

She's honest, funny and successful. I dig it.

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

Nikki you've been in LA a little too long

[@michaelsmith1262]

When is Nikki going to start looking for guys that actually like her for who she is instead of how she looks?

[@jo_magpie]

I think she looks for guy that are both hot and accepting. 9s on a good day can do that:P

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Most women want both. It’s normal to want to be desired for your mind and body. Women also enjoy sex. It’s important in relationships. I think the problem is ageism against women in the US. When women are in their prime (late 30s -mid 40s), men brush them off even though we’re having a second puberty. It’s very strange how American men are ignorant to the fact that women are best at this age. They are really missing out.

[@teaCupkk]

"I'm about to slap you in the face really hard and then coo in your ear." "Oh my God!" Indeed.

[@jdothoncho]

I wonder what amount of fame I would have to reach to be in this show, I love it 😂

[@mojo_giorgio]

I love ian's laugh 😅😅😅 he is totally suited for a cool character in a good comedy movie lol. Also he is hilarious 👌

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

He’s like a goofier Richard Dreyfus who also has a great laugh.

[@s-c7138]

Ian & Nikki need to bang it out 😎

[@mojo_giorgio]

She is so cute in that t-shirt, also i love her hair, in all videos 👌💖

[@sterlingforbes3872]

Single Dude's Opinion at 38: Your skin is more beautiful without the fake spray tan... plus it's like an obvious reminder that you're trying so hard to be beautiful... when ironically you're more beautiful without it.

[@TheVlett]

How many different ways were you triggered in this bit? Amusing!

[@Orrex945]

Pure subject topic, deal with the cards your are dealt and live with it. It should end at that.

[@stephenmartin308]

I think she looks better pale. There are some videos from a few years back when she was pale and her hair was bigger, she was totally hot.

[@winthorpetrois]

I gotta find those vids.

[@shivors3380]

As a guy it blows my mind how an amazing women like Nikki has hangups like this. She literally holds all the cards and has no clue. Obviously smart, obviously beautiful, obviously sexy, obviously successful, obviously fun...

[@robert-maxbob]

Good segment. Andrew and Ian are both very funny 😆. At Nikki’s expense of course. They’re both laughing their ass off. Ian trying to be nice, but I think he even gives up. Just best not to tell them sensitive stuff, anything that would hurt your feelings. But your lucky to have good friends like Andrew and Ian ( just saw Ian’s bit about Glory holes on Facebook) Hilarious, but shocking ( Facebook)😳.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Nikki actually does look better to me with her natural skin tone and less or little makeup. I guess being a woman who doesn’t wear makeup or spray tans makes me bias. But honestly, people usually look better to me as themselves. It is fun to wear costumes on Halloween and dye your hair though. There’s also runners tan. We are pale in some areas and trucker tanned in others just from running.

[@vinnymarasciulo1678]

13:37 Fidance and Collin 2020

[@dougthemoleman]

To Andrew's suggestion about reverse tan lines - just coat the insides of your underwear with that stuff. I imagine it stains while it's fresh? So just get it on you that way.

[@rn2511]

Oh Andrew 🤣

[@brandenlikesbeer]

GUYS I FINALLY REALIZED WHO ANDREW REMINDS ME OF AND IT’S WHEEZYWAITER. I’m so fucking relieved I can stop watching this show now.

[@adhdchanel]

So, Ian is right. :D

[@TheUrbanEpicure]

Just use tanning beds. Have been doing it almost weekly for over 15 years, dermatologist (who I see once a quarter) says my skin is fine. Just don't overdo it. Way safer than sunbathing where you never know what UV dosage you get. Also: tan lines are fucking hideous.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Unless you also get sun where you live from commuting and exercise . Also spending time outdoors is more fun than lying in a bed. Tanning beds actually have increased the risk of skin cancer. I’m not sure why your dermatologist says it’s okay. It’s actually not. Most people get enough sun and have to wear sunblock. You can always take D3. In the athletic world, tan lines are sexy. Men who like athletic women love it because it means you don’t sit on your ass at home. 😎

[@BreakMan630]

the glasses are great

[@rkoblues24]

A man will like you for who you are, not because you have a tan, spray or otherwise.

[@otjunior]

Fucking Ian is hilarious 😂 more Ian!!!

[@iakona23]

These videos from Nikki are like tutorials on how to think and prioritize your life in a way which guarantees superficiality and misery and unhappiness and poor self esteem.

[@ryanedward7508]

iakona23 🤣👆👍

[@juliomendoza1988]

When Nikki did The Degenerates, she looked like a solid 9. She looks really hot with a short dress and a nice tan. Nikki normally, I would say 8. She's beautiful. She needs to stop her nonsense lol

[@steveknick1978]

Julio Mendoza she should be content being a way above average looking intellectual woman. Instead she’s obsessed with being IG model hot & anything less is not good enough in her own mind.

[@UmmLeslie]

Tans do make you look hotter because they make the lines of your body sharper and more defined.

[@michaelhart7282]

I’m realizing I’m so like Nikki (as a gay guy) when it comes To our shitty self esteem

[@mojo_giorgio]

I love all her skin shades, but definitely more without the tan 👌

[@redmancasey]

Wouldn't it be more interesting if you had like a secret love story from the cruise you went on in order to get tan?!

[@danielyang8573]

I'd absolutely want the girl to address it, but I wouldn't want her to harp on it

[@jtucci5711]

Damn it Nikki, Learn to love what you have as you have plenty other women would love to have, get out of your frigging head for a change.

[@Motherplantmusic]

Not to put too fine a point on it, Nikki, but, technically, one doesn’t talk (or speak) “wrong”. One speaks “incorrectly”. “Wrong” is an adjective, while “incorrectly” (or wrongly) is an adverb, and would be the correct usage. Just sayin’. LUUUV all of you much!!

[@bunnard1023]

Nikki that's not true when you dont worry or think about it much makes you hotter. Its mental

[@troybellanger3139]

Nikki, you look hot no matter if your skin is tan or not!! You are a very attractive woman that is very much wanted by us guys.

[@ingridfarming]

I honestly think you (Nikki!) look fine without a tan. It's like the same crap. I get really pale in winter so I know how u feel but I just google searched Nikki tan and Nikki pale and Taylor Swift is the same paleness in photos but the red lip brings it together in a way. Maybe it's the makeup look lmao

[@dougthemoleman]

I don't like tan lines. They're not hot, they look weird. They don't bug me terribly, but I'm baffled that anyone likes them. Eyebrows is another thing - I like a good pair of just fucking normal eyebrows. Little to no plucking, thank you very much. Is that weird? Being wired to perceive humans mostly the way they are? Keep your eyebrows, keep a little hair on your bush, landscape if you want to... But why worry so much about so much shit that's just normal? Sometimes I feel like I'm not from this planet, because I genuinely don't understand a lot of these societal tropes.

[@dougthemoleman]

Welcome to Doug's Unsolicited Opinions, a KZbin Comments exclusive.

[@denisemarie7991]

She didn't get a bad spray tan, she probably didnt prep properly before the spray tan and keep up with moisturizing. And when it does start to look patchy exfoliate it off!!! This is all on her.

[@davidx6912]

Apparently, you can still be president with one... 😝

[@Tracks777]

nice video

[@tomspring213]

Ever seen the Family Guy episode where Peter says Christina Aguilera would taste like salty garbage? If not...watch it...and apply that. See what I did there?......I don’t 😁

[@prototype8137]

Any spray tan makes you undatable. Who wants to get with someone so hung up on their skin color and how it looks for others. Man these adults are like big kids.

[@winthorpetrois]

In Thailand and other Asian countries, women buy whitening products like you wouldn't believe. Societies discriminate against darker-skinned people.

[@baron7755]

there are no good spray tans, spot getting spray tans

[@1369Stiles]

follicle infection.....i gotta remember that. i wouldnt need the doctors note anymore

[@raymonkravagna6365]

Anybody who gets a spray tan, I don't know man that's kind of ridiculous.

[@ifatreefalse]

i'm gonna blow some minds here, but the most general point scale is both relative and timeless. a 10 is the hottest a person could ever be, so there's really only ever going to be one 10 in all of human history. as you assume humans are getting on average a little hotter each generation, my guess is that the perfect 10 has not been born yet. you have to start qualifying variations on point scales if you want to mean x/10 for all humans currently on the planet (of which there is still only one 10), or of all humans that have ever lived (yet). otherwise you may as well go for fake scales where the hottest girl in the bar you're at is always "a 9" (just in case someone hotter comes in), but then there's no way to compare different bars on different nights, without setting more conditions on what you're using as "a 10" for the standard. or saying that there's a bunch of 10s all over the place, to the point that "everyone is a 10". and that's just bad science.

[@simianec4507]

THIS IS FUCKED UP SAD. The number thing, please come to your senses or get a friend like me, in France. You are "blessed" with a tragi good sense of humour. This is beyond numbers. So many people are dull and bad company

[@rabbitohs5]

I love watching these vids! Please ungeoblock the David Dobrik one 😊

[@duke9555]

accept your ofay status and rejoice in same

[@glion69]

Fucking hilarious.

[@Wordsley]

Craggly > Dirty Elbows

[@michaelramos5317]

I don't know how to get ahold of that Ian finadance dude but someone needs to tell him that the show Big Mouth has a character named coach Steve that is based on him. And I guarantee he doesn't know and is not being compensated for it.

[@sulcik94]

Spay tan in always awful looking, sorry. Thats not spay tan, but confidence that makes you more successful with men.

[@geojoshi7448]

Nikki, please put more standup on KZbin or Netflix or something.

[@moxiemusic3739]

Lol you create something! You're literally watching content and being like "yeah but more content"

[@zapzeus988]

@@moxiemusic3739 Ummm....he did, he created a question....that you shit on, poor guy...

[@geojoshi7448]

Moxie Music I asked for more “standup”. I thought that was pretty clear.

[@MadDarthMatt]

I mean I'd take a sun-burned 6

[@CoryHatfield]

Getting a spray tan at all makes you undatable for me. It's just an acceptable form of black/brownface.

[@deadpool467]

I've always loved Pale PAWGs 🤩

[@LPFan4]

I as a man hate tan lines!

[@mrandersson2009]

I had never seen a spray tanned talking skeleton

[@mattdiliberto4967]

The whole thing with the points is dumb. Four days at two to three points higher is actually 8-12 points accrued. MEaning at the end the one day of peeling is one point down, compared to 8-12. It's a net gain.

[@rachel_rexxx]

From experience, I can say that the farmer tan is not a great look.

[@rljensen3]

If it gets to a point I'm going to hook up with a woman spray tan won't matter. Nikki you are hotter then you think you are.

[@joelsanfordphoto]

TUPACALYPSE

[@jeffdawson2786]

She was cuter with glasses.

[@CoachGuapoperez]

If you don't want to AGE research 2009 Nobel Peace prize prize winners in medicine. It's the truth.

[@mjdandnyc3193]

Nikki is so beautiful I wish she knew

[@danielquinn312]

I was told to avoid the sun for cosmetic reasons.

[@tkcaapi2876]

spray tan? come on Nikki. ure better than that. and already naturally attractive. spray on tan is kinda like that car product called Spray on Mud....for urban folk who wanna make their suv look like it drove on mud..

[@teriscallon]

you're funny

[@blogwiser]

Are you kidding me? Nikki's candid nature drives her obvious 9 on a bad day to a very hot 10. And her sense of humor and sometimes vulnerable demeanor just takes her to another level of bangability.

[@mopnem]

Why can’t avrg. dudes realize women aren’t getting dolled up for them & even so everyone prefers more attractive

[@danielyang8573]

I dont like tan lines- I prefer no tan lines

[@sizwemadikiza9284]

I hate to break the news to you ma'am but if there was a 7 and 9, and you only had time to go for 1 of them then most dudes would go for the 7 (unless she's completely crazy). Lower hanging fruit. Just sayin 🤷

[@coldude2559]

If it makes you look like a lobster, yes! It is highly un-attractive.!

[@ryanedward7508]

Feeling Great ❤️ Looking Gross 🎃

[@mikecurtis389]

Why don't you just get some sun? And why are you worried that it matters? I'd do you anyway you are.

[@citadelli]

Tan isn’t really that hot…natural skin tones are sexiest imo

[@charlesbartlett3393]

Nikki you are hilarious, and so is Andrew and you make a great pair Off Air, but Ian drags your banter down, he's funny but not as much as you two

[@geoffreymciver404]

Bronze up babe she'll be right back after theses messages after theses messages mwesages....

[@FauxZen69]

Just responding to the title. No and obviously someone is not getting how men work.

[@j-hp2449]

Are you refering to Nikki? Because, if it's the case I think she understands how HER type of men work. I think she's aiming for guys who can get hotter girls than her without breaking a sweat, either thanks to their physical appearance, or their status. I think the rules are different in the sphere she operates in.

[@winthorpetrois]

People who aren't mental midgets use spray tans?

[@pwk22]

Nikki complains a lot about all the things she chooses to do, feeling society forces her to do them. Society does not force her to do them. She chooses them.

[@grantsturgeon7881]

How white are you if you cant go in the sun for 10 min a day?

[@rlewis3669]

Once again, ugly single men run down a beautiful girl that they would kill for. Some things never go out of style I guess.

[@teaCupkk]

What a bleeding heart creep. Your "girl" is a 36 yo. woman, enjoying a bit of good-natured joshing. Preposterous!

[@isaaclacoba4458]

it's sad to see the childish reaction

[@Therealmcdoc]

Cyanide is vegan.... #justsaying ;)