【外国人の反応】日本のコンビニに行ってみたら素晴らしすぎて気絶しそうになったww

Learn Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation from my Patreon Series "Japanese Phonetics"
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【外国人の反応】日本のコンビニに行ってみたら素晴らしすぎて気絶しそうになったww / Almost fainting because Japanese convenience stores are so amazing / Dogen / Japan / foreigner / 外国人 / Japanese convenience stores / Japanese convenience store / the perfect store / shopping heaven / conbini / combini / 7-11 / Lawson / Family Mart / Famima / コンビニ / コンビニエンスストア / セブン-イレブン / セブン / ローソン / ファミマ / ファミリーマート / 道元 / 日本のコンビニを絶賛！ / 外国人の反応 / 外国人 / 感動 / 在日アメリカ人 / 在日外国人 / バウムクーヘン / たまごサンド / アメリカには帰れない / 自分の国には帰れない
Twitter: @dogen

[@Dogen]

kind of a baumkuchen expert

[@nanoyaki]

Being german, I feel personally offended

[@jochengrentz3941]

Same as a German

[@Dogen]

@@nanoyaki すまん

[@MustafaAlmosawi]

The switch to pronouncing baumkuchen with a Japanese pronunciation instead of the ‘I’m learning Japanese’ pronunciation was *chef’s kiss*

[@MustafaAlmosawi]

The switch to pronouncing baumkuchen with a Japanese pronunciation instead of the ‘I’m learning Japanese’ pronunciation was *chef’s kiss*

[@noname-dk7ri]

日本称賛外国人を皮肉る外国人見るの好き

[@OmochiGome]

この動画は日本称賛外国人を見て喜ぶ日本人を皮肉る外国人だよ

[@TheAntinowherelane]

The amount of physical abuse Dogen put himself through to eat all that and act happy is Oscar worthy

[@misoko291]

めちゃくちゃ笑いましたｗ フォークや素手ではなく、割り箸でバウムクーヘンを食べる所が最高に好きです🤣

[@xo980]

それに箸の持ち方、使い方も綺麗で尚、驚いた

[@kussytessy]

漢字読めないとか言ってるのに、完全に仕草が横着した日本人なのよ

[@kyuricucumber]

バウクーヘンの発音がシンジくんなのよ

[@shadoturtl]

What I love about Dogen's humour is that it's so subtle, never on the nose. It's nuance that only the Japanese can understand.

[@GinsuChikara]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dogen. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Japanese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

[@Ghosteh36]

@@kyuree it's a joke :)

[@DunaFornVideo]

@@kyuree **fwoosh**

[@DunaFornVideo]

@@kyuree Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's the joke!

[@prezentoappr1171]

Kronii fwoosh fweh gwak?

[@zenshinzenreiforyou]

5:29 ここ最高にパンチ効いてて好き

[@DividedZone]

Alternate universe where Dogen does American Stress Accent videos for Japanese viewers

[@MaxiusTheGod]

Evil Dogen: /con/test and con/test/ are different words.

[@endel12]

@@MaxiusTheGod “PO-lish and Pah-lish are spelled the same but are pronounced differently depending on the meaning”

[@Jc-cv2ug]

@@MaxiusTheGod genius level comment

[@henryxyz1]

Tutorial: How to master the R sound and L sound

[@MarkyNomad]

@@MaxiusTheGod Majin Dogen telling you read and read are read differently, but you can't always tell even out of context

[@user-sm2cd7bz6d]

絶対そういうことだと思って再生したら、やっぱりそういうことだった

[@StevenBara]

My closest convenience store has this super special product you can use to increase the taste of your food. Super simple, really cheap... basically anyone can use it. It's called salt. Not sure I pronounce that correctly. We don't really have this where I'm from. Gotta love Japan, right!

[@JapaneseJourney]

Same here! Really makes back home feel like a third world country. Can’t believe we don’t get that there.

[@LostScene]

Oh, you mean "shio"? It's really great, right? It says it comes from a region in Japan called "Mekishiko". I'm still not sure which prefecture is that, but I'll definitely have to check it out.

[@prezentoappr1171]

Daidokoro-en\shio

[@electrictroy2010]

SALT gives high blood pressure & should be avoided. Use Japanese pepper instead

[@JUSTINBUSH555]

I'll teach you something special. Sodium glutamate and preservatives are hidden flavors in Japan.

[@safrprojects]

Loved it when Dogen said "It's Dogin' Time" and just doge'd all over the place

[@lichbanelb]

I don't know where to start with this. Imagine this comment out of context in a 100 years.

[@ramenonegaishimasu]

truly one of the youtubers of this era.

[@MFDOOOOM]

Dead meme

[@PankoBreading]

@@MFDOOOOMif it still making me laugh like an idiot it's not dead

[@Adhjie]

@@MFDOOOOM if its so bad that you laugh cuf of the patheticness then thats garing instead of receh/ngakak, welp satire like onion news network prolly is better until real news take the cake

[@FrillUwU]

ワオ！日本には四季があるなんて！感動したよ🥰

[@tapi9134]

日本をよーーーく知ってるからこそできるジョーク🤣 どうげんさんが、こんなに日本を褒め散らかして終わるわけない☺️🫶🏻

[@user-by6cs4ju1z]

seeing dogen struggling to read kanji is pure joy

[@radorigami]

Typical gaijin

[@Val.Kyrie.]

@@radorigami ever seen videos of Japanese people being asked to read kanji? 💁🏼‍♀️

[@upstander1233]

@@Val.Kyrie. those videos also choose obscure kanji afaik. Like imagine I came up to you and asked you to define the word “bacchanalian.”

[@desertdesmond6736]

@@upstander1233 it means "back when hans were aliens" (referring to chinese han) :D

[@jerstumc5033]

If you come to think of it, he's translating and reading it. which it takes a lot of effort

[@hentaifuu]

Dogenさん、日本人を扱うのが上手すぎで草

[@albero4703]

日本人だけど外国人の日本賞賛系動画にうんざりしてたので、こんな皮肉のきいた動画を見れて感動笑 数字取れるからってビジネス日本上げはもうおなかいっぱい！Dogenさん、もっとやっちゃってください！！

[@cr8284]

また日本賞賛系かぁと思ってコメント欄見たら、同意見の人がいた。 日本賞賛マジお腹いっぱい。逆に少しでも日本を下げたり外国を褒めるとコメ欄で怒り出したり外国たたきが始まってうんざり。 良い所は良い、どうかなぁって所は指摘してほしい。

[@user-xh5vz4ty8g]

過度に日本を誉めることによってかえって通常の外国人の日本叩きが発生してると思う。 最近の日本関連の動画見てても日本アンチが増えてる。

[@user-lf9yh7dg8d]

@Miles Coltrane どこの国のも添加物まみれやけど日本のが1番美味しいから褒めただけでは

[@OUC_kwon]

@@user-lf9yh7dg8d もういい加減大人になれよ。食パン美味しいと褒められてそんなに嬉しいかね。その褒めた人がすべての国の食パンを食べたわけでもないんだし。

[@cr8284]

@@user-xh5vz4ty8g そうなん？日本を神格化してる外国人多いように見える 日本在住の外国人達が「海外のweebや白人至上主義者は日本を理想郷のように神格化している」と危険視までしていたな、最近

[@JapanGet]

You forgot to mention that Japanese conveniences have ATMs! Crazy! You can get money at Japanese convenience stores! At American convenience stores you only get robbed, am I right?!

[@TheScratchingKiwi]

You can breeze up to my local dairy, buy a $2 chocolate bar, go to pay for it with EFT-POS, say: "Can I have $20 cash out?", *and they will do it for you. No ATM required*. The US doesn't have EFT-POS, which is just weird.

[@laurenqn]

You forgot the most helpful thing they have of ALL, FAX MACHINES

[@prezentoappr1171]

@@laurenqn no fax meme and yeah Japanese really like their washi, whether writing or the sliding door of tatami mat room

[@CHRIS-tv7hf]

yes and you'll meet a few karens there

[@ryohey115]

「ほうじ茶」と「バウムクーヘン」の発音、明らかに来日したてじゃないの笑う

[@srijansinha9640]

"It's cleeeeearly a *Japanese* peanut," Pure genius.

[@patesjitm]

クソ笑った最高の皮肉だよ

[@Dogen]

光栄です

[@naokitamura7255]

サムネの作り方もそれっぽくて笑った😂

[@rurounigaijinn]

I have to go into every Dogen video and contemplate REALLY hard for 20 seconds to know whether if it's a joke or a real video. Then it is all good from there. Every. Single. Time.

[@choukichigaijin]

The raging undercurrent of sarcasm left me feeling somewhat attacked - especially the baumkuchen. The baumkuchen shop in Okinawa (where they make it fresh) was one of my all-time favorite experiences.

[@Dogen]

not all baumkuchen are created equally

[@OmarLivesUnderSpace]

@@Dogen Baumkuchen lives matter!

[@philipplichtenberger2932]

@@Dogen That's even the correct plural! Wow, dein Deutsch ist echt gut!😊 ドイツ語上手ですね 👌

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@philipplichtenberger2932 And here I thought the plural of baumkuchen was baumkuchii

[@ddlc_monika]

I'm german and the first baumkuchen I ever had was in Japan. I have yet to see them here, southern speciality and I live north.

[@akii1449]

アニメのリアクション動画でもあるある。これだから日本は最高なんだよ！とか、アメリカではこんなのない！日本に住みたい…って大袈裟なやつ。大抵の日本人は素直に喜んじゃうから、再生回数はまんまと上がるのよね笑

[@Waterhead]

Would have loved to see Joey just burst into the room as Dr. Jelly when talking about the energy jelly.

[@meyronmeyron]

1:18 隠しきれない発音の良さ出ちゃってて草

[@mu-san4484]

終始ウソ臭くてニヤニヤしちゃった ラストで「だよね～」ってなったw

[@trice1857]

色んな意味でおもろいから、外国人の反応系動画見てる人にこれ見て欲しいマジで

[@kaak4255]

いい動画をありがとうございます。 日本称賛系外国人はビジネスだからしょうがないとしても、それ系の動画で純粋に気持ちよくなってる日本人見ると「それで本当に満足か？」「ちょろすぎないか？」ってなります。

[@user-gy7xw4dd5s]

わかる

[@enkei7956]

Dogen has a gun pointed at him doesn't he? I see the pain in that smile

[@DONAPURO]

英語上手ですね

[@EastWindCommunity1973]

As a Japanese living in Japan for over Japan years, I really Japaned on this.

[@zako1919]

日本人特有の白人崇拝を利用して金稼いでる自称日本大好き白人のモノマネうまくて好き

[@BananasGoMooDev]

Weird having you speak english in a video lmao. also every time you said "i cant read all the kanji, but..." killed me lol

[@cluster027]

Thanks Dogen! So instead of watching those hordes of aspiring jvloggers flying to Japan soon, I could just watch this and save so much time.

[@blank2.0]

feel like you can just replace japan with any other "foreign" country and still nail these types of videos

[@sokiel6663]

Yep, but rarely any other country has this aura of mystery and worship Japan has. Not to this level.

[@powerplayer75]

No other country except maybe SK has this much social media orientalism brain rot

[@HiroyukiK]

見てて分かるビジネス日本好きは 日本語でKZbinやってる人の中だけでも結構いるねw

[@henryxyz1]

To do List: -American grannies react to Japanese snacks - I booked flight tickets to Japan for my American friends - American friends having Yakiniku and beers - JAPANESE MCDONALD'S HAS THESE BUT THE ONES IN U.S. DO NOT - Let's see if Japanese college students can speak English - Apologize video . . - DOGEN'S BANK ACCOUNT📈📈📈

[@syfx1485]

This should be top comment

[@bbos9437]

Ah yes, JOLLY but using Japan instead of Korea

[@jacquelineliu2641]

When I see "grannies" I'm instantly reminded of that granny feeding dried squid to Taro

[@prezentoappr1171]

Granny Jojo gumball

[@TheMindofagenius1]

this is SO well done, i actually genuinely cringed even though i know it's a skit x_x

[@hanadama1]

外国人の日本賞賛系動画本当に日本を舐めてるなコイツらって思ってたからスッキリした

[@Maria-Bernadette_3725]

最後の”easy money!”7:38 (チョロい)聞き取ってからそれ言って😂 もちろんネタでしょうけど😊

[@ks-ed6xi]

箸の使い慣れてる感じ、バームクーヘンの発音が良すぎて逆に再現度が低くなるという笑　確かに彼らはコンビニ食の添加物について知らなそうですよね笑

[@kbys_b]

普段は当たり前で気づかなかったけど日本のコンビニって凄かったんだ！ 日本が誇らしい！日本に生まれて良かった！！！ 😂😂😂

[@fivedollars7186]

うまいｗｗ

[@user-tx3bt9hd7i]

実際コンビニ最強なんだよね~

[@aguywithaname]

Thanks Dogen you really came "through in the clutch" with this video

[@elementart_]

Love the subs in Japanese still having separate jokes

[@SteveReals]

I hope not because I'm past halfway and I've been listening without watching,,

[@dontlookatmyname5439]

@@SteveReals trying to read them that fast for me is a good reading exercise

[@joshinjapan]

This is the best representation of LITERALLY every American in Japan

[@TroyBrophy]

Well...no.

[@saaya1270]

guess Dogen's japanese now

[@SV-lo2oq]

I’m not even American and it’s literally me

[@markb5249]

tbh for me the biggest thing for me as a tourist (late 2019 mid hagibis) was the trains, I hate driving and google maps makes figuring out which trains you need to take trivial, moreso if you can read the names. the one man'in densha kinda I accidentally encountered sucked ass but certainly an experience I guess.

[@electrictroy2010]

What’s mid-hagibis? Like midsummer?

[@seasonsofchange2023]

何か隠されてるな…と思いつつ最後まで見て大爆笑😂 And you have really shown me the way to flatter somebody in a sarcastic manner. I’m gonna see this video several times more and learn completely the term and phrases that you used 👍

[@kenminleong]

It took me a hot second to get into the video. I felt sick but I couldn’t stop watching..You won’t ever top this Dogen 日本最高！

[@Hannah_Z]

as soon as i saw the subtitles turn to english while you were reading the back of the protein pack i lost my marbles

[@garfieldoftheweek]

You've always been my favorite japan centered content creator and this just cemented it. You're leagues above man, thanks for doing this kinda meta stuff.

[@Dogen]

appreciate the kind words Garfield

[@japandebunked]

I feel like the best benefit I get out of being fluent in Japanese is being able to enjoy the subtitles of your videos❤🫠

[@nn-iw8sb]

こんないろんな方向に皮肉ができるのまじですごい笑　 頭の中が見てみたい笑

[@xahal]

The level of sarcasm in this one.

[@nakamuraaoi6638]

Knowing that Dogen suffered in a Konbini just to make this video. While acting extremely happy, with a slight undercast of sarcasm.. makes me laugh with utmost joy 😂

[@0iroiro0]

いつもながら、字幕が天才すぎる。通訳をしても面白いのは尊敬するけどクソ羨ましいです

[@norebangfra]

took me a good minute to realize he was actually being humorous and throwing shade at other vloggers lol

[@Springpojke]

Love the Nimbus = 筋斗雲 action going on in the subtitles. Man the layers of humor in all your videos is through the roof!

[@user-ci1fo8jf8k]

I'm Japanese and Thank you for reviewing Japanese products Dogen-san! We love seeing white dudes praising Japanese products because their reactions seem so real and kawaii😍 Also I want to mention that YOUR JAPANESE IS SO GOOD 😊😊😊 Your Japanese pronunciation of Baumkuchen was spot on😳😳😳 Keep up with your great work 🤞🤞🤞

[@pseudotatsuya]

この動画、日本のコンビニ商品を褒めてるじゃなくて、日本のコンビニ商品を褒めまくってるyoutuberとかを皮肉で演じてるんだと思いますw

[@lukebulman767]

@@pseudotatsuya 皮肉だった ww

[@psycho8logist]

This is a sweet comment, even if it may or may not have missed the point. It is also giving me very "Nihongo Jozu" vibes.

[@user-ci1fo8jf8k]

@@pseudotatsuya このコメント、日本大好き(笑)なDogenさんに本気で感謝してるんじゃなくて、日本を褒めちぎってる外国人大好き日本人を皮肉で演じてるんだと思います😊

[@user-ci1fo8jf8k]

@UCMV8jW2y9Mr7Cp_1_Vv3Mxw 後付けならYOUR JAPANESE IS SO GOOD とか言わないです。普段からDogenさんの動画見てる方なら分かるかなと思いましたがまあかなり微妙な皮肉なので伝わりづらかったかもしれませんね

[@dhemereon2915]

This feels like an apology video after 72 hours of interrogation by the authorities

[@soulhind1657]

You're so damn right (≧▽≦)

[@JamesSato]

Laughing myself breathless imagining how hard Dogen needed to keep a straight face as he satires Weeb culture.

[@fujifizzy]

日本かぶれの外国人とそれを見てホルホルする日本人の表現が上手すぎる💯

[@alizschea]

I was disappointed for a few seconds before I realized this was a parody 😂

[@CalmTempest]

I spat out my tea when you said "This is like so much like the real thing back in the States." Broke me

[@duzehalo]

yeah, delivery on this was perfect 🤣

[@nat9707]

I only have one gripe with this video: I genuinely love the roasted green tea, especially warmed up on a rainy day.

[@trudieyoung7903]

Same. It's so good

[@Beric1007]

Hojicha is my favorite tea, hands down. Got served it in an izakaya and fell in love.

[@NOMNEZ]

Dogen this is seriously the funniest video in english😂 I am dead! Great satire and editing. Keep it up man you been doin such good work this year!

[@mattcy6591]

Even when he fakes bad japanese I still hear good Japanese hidden in there lol

[@PeterMazur]

watching these videos makes me simultaniously crack up laughing (because its so accurate) and cry (because this was me before moving here)

[@yurusuD]

これは日本人にも効くね。僕らは”世界に誇れる日本のすごいところ” なんて感じの番組が大好きな民族だから。

[@tad_en]

皮肉が効いてて面白いw オリンピックの盛り上がりとかもそうだけど、 日本人ってカテゴリーに誇りを持ちたがる傾向が異常なほど強いよね。

[@Oomoji_T]

「愛国者」一本釣り仕様サムネイルありがとうございます！

[@rrr.8]

道元さんがこんなjvloggerとかにこすられまくってるネタで動画あげるのまじかって思ったらやっぱり風刺で草

[@jlptneou]

Totally loved this…this was me after returning from an Exchange Program in Fukuoka 40 years ago. My mom wouldn’t talk to me for like a month because I was so “everything is better there”. Thanks for bringing back such cool memories of my lameness…dead center on target!

[@user-uf8pg8rp1f]

この動画とコメ欄の日本人のコメントをセットで見るとおもしろい

[@iansebastian8623]

dogen's grinding on getting that japanese youtube audience, respect 🙏

[@soulhind1657]

I was so much waiting for the punchline, all along thinkin' "damn, how can he smile while eating these... he better has to come out with a good reason !". Thank you Dogen for your acting and awesome humor !

[@anamei9]

This may be one of your best sketches to date, Dogen ❤️

[@foranzo1582]

Truly a fantastic video. You never miss, Dogen!!

[@sayssu3254]

すごいびっくりした顔のサムネの動画だいたいこんなんですよね笑 みんな同じ事思ってたんだぁ笑笑

[@spiderwebb222]

The pause while eating the peanut butter sandwich had me in stitches

[@ridleycombs]

The sad part is that "you can buy band-aids and socks within walking distance of home" is legitimately mind-blowing for most americans…

[@user-xl5kd6il6c]

I think people are more blown away with having that, food and anything that you might need in a hurry 24/7 and near your house. The video is sarcastic, but a lot of the points are valid. I went to Europe some months ago and just printing a document on a weekend was a headache

[@electrictroy2010]

???. I have convenience stores within walking distance of my American home. They have everything this man nust described .

[@stepahead5944]

No? What is this, "most Americans"? That's not even true.

[@172satoshi]

I love the sudden English subtitle for the Jelly drink. It's like your reading it in English, but comprehending it in Japanese

[@ucroquette6971]

褒め褒めしとけばたとえわざとらしいお世辞でも真に受ける が、少しでもネガティブなことを言えば“国に帰れ”!!! 世代や環境のせいもあるだろうけどそんな人たちに日本人の自分もだいぶうんざり

[@nao-be4sz]

実際このスタイルで再生数稼げてしまうのが恥ずかしい。「お前らこうすれば喜ぶんでしょ？」って言われてるようなもんだぞアレ。

[@user-ri1tg2xm3m]

KZbin動画って基本そうじゃないですか？

[@user-ko7fi3mi6u]

可哀想に、褒められ慣れてないから捻くれちゃって・・・。

[@tree427]

I feel like watching english videos subtitled in japanese is actually a really good way to learn japanese

[@MustafaAlmosawi]

Warning if you don’t know, Dogen has a hard bilingual bonus in his jokes, he’s not always translating his subtitles directly, he occasionally throws in some hilarious gags. 😂

[@tree427]

@@MustafaAlmosawi I'm taking that as a challenge, who knows what I'll say next that will be horribly out of place!

[@henryxyz1]

Absolutely agree

[@ChooseLami]

Assumed you can read the kanji 😂

[@ChiEKKUsama]

When I was in Kyoto I was able to get salmon, yakisoba, and plum wine at the konbini. Dogen spittin straight facts

[@onikusukiiiii]

面白い🤣wこういう皮肉がきいたコンテンツ大好きです👍箸の使い方とかバームクーヘンの発音がネイティブなのが面白さ倍増w

[@m.s.00700]

You are such a wholesome guy! Thank you for sharing 💖

[@thejuiceweasel]

As a German, the baumkuchen thing is next level, because I've never seen one of 'em here and I honestly have not the slightest idea what's in it either.

[@Youngpoet15]

Dogen…are you trying to summon Dr. Jelly?

[@ariamorpho]

Ok I think this is the best video to make a brief introduction of Japanophilia. And your Japanese is very Jōzu desu.

[@majordislikeforyoutubespol4029]

the subtlety of scandinavian humor served by an American living in Japan. truly a product of the 21st century

[@peterdessev536]

Doesn't Japan also have those machines where you can give it, like, 300 yen or something and then you push, like, 2 buttons and it just, gives you a piece of food? Its crazy how people can just, do that in Japan...

[@JKSNsensei]

I’m curious about the number of Japanese people who will watch this and never see the irony

[@Im-fq1mn]

🗾 : Just an opinion on convenience stores by a bald gaijin

[@saraha6237]

On top of everything, I love the close ups… zooming in… great addition 🎉

[@Conslo]

i would love to have the wonderful experience of going to a Japanese supermarket and listening to the "fish song" endlessly🐟

[@qq3p4zqd]

次は全然興味ない日本の流行りの動画にオーバーリアクションするGaijinユーチューバーでお願いします。

[@Dogen]

少々お待ちください。

[@DavidCruickshank]

Dogen starting a second ice age with all this shade.

[@LetsBeGoodHuman]

I return to this channel after a while to find this Dogen Alter Ego taking over, lol. The good thing about Dogen's humor: it's always on point but never on the nose. The cringiness of it had me on the edge of my seat the whole 8 min. I hope you had some Renie at hand. 🤭

[@goronska]

I especially loved the part where Dogen-senpai praises how diffrent the Famimart chicken is from KFC and how great the spices are for that. I mean, teriyaki?! NIHONSAIKOU, right?

[@hiabc5628]

This joke applies not only to Japan, but also to Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, India, and, as far as I know, many other countries around the world. While foreigners may be happy to pay tribute to their own culture, it pays more than anything else here. I heard a famous story about one youtuber who lives in Japan today, who lived in Korea before emigrating and was criticized quite a bit in Korea at the time.

[@Goodboybeno]

Man’s is a complete savage hardest I’ve laughed in a while 😂 plus the follow up video 😂

[@skloter]

This is especially funny given the fact most of the J-vloggers Dogen hangs out with live off this kind of content (in a non satirical way). I wonder what they think of this video lol