Doja Cat - Rules (Lyrics)

[@UrbanParadise]

*Question of the day:* What are the top rules of your life?

[@adelefinn5581]

Don’t touch my stuff in my room

[@red-xv8vy]

do n o t steal my food.

[@hanjisuqs2839]

1postivety 2 stay gay 3kindness 4love

[@giannamarie8894]

1. Do well in school 2. Follow my dreams 3. Enjoy myself 4. Put myself before others 5. Be happy and kind

[@makeupwithdez84]

*MAIN RULE* play with my p***y but don’t play with my emotions

[@charlie_6644]

I swear Doja makes the most addictive songs ever 😳

[@farhanasarwat167]

Facts!

[@Official_Athenaa]

Yep

[@gabby3966]

dude she doesss i like a few of her songs that I didn't even realize I loved for a while before I even realized it was her

[@quincyrubin7451]

Seriously ❤️‍🔥

[@iceycola7582]

Same

[@marshallcampbell6498]

Doja Cat goes hard. That’s all

[@Sunshine_Ses]

You're NOT wrong 🔥

[@craigsblunt]

500th like

[@Brownie338]

Yes

[@PhoenixLightness]

Marshall Campbell 1000 like

[@marshallcampbell6498]

Actually met Doja in London last year at her album release party

[@ritsukaaoyagi8239]

"Thats my ego that you stroking" really be hitting different

[@brainnandheart]

ikr!!!!

[@444._lovergrl]

rightttt-

[@hermosa_nat]

Uhhhhh

[@brihqnnq]

@@hermosa_nat ?? This generation is so awkward lmao its weird

[@hanbaebummie3215]

@@brihqnnq just like you🤨

[@annapoopyhead]

She can rap better than I can breathe-

[@anjaradmanovic1041]

LMAO

[@jglenna2]

RIGHT i also have asthma 😍

[@dpm6190]

Ong tho

[@melekeid2739]

😃😃😃

[@thatsonyou6093]

@@jglenna2 LMAO

[@phayloren1024]

her music NEVER sounds the same, every song always got a different sound oh wow- the fact that i haven't seen this comment in so long😭 thank you guys for the likes

[@danhmamilakuki410]

I agree

[@rosanna-sc4lx]

yeah and i’m loving it

[@vibewithkrissy1111]

phaylo renz she’s a queen

[@BluntSpeaker]

!

[@479g-uh5rm]

phaylo renz Literally what people should love in an artist

[@gleecastofficial]

So glad people aren’t sleeping on her anymore 😌🙏

[@gil7769]

Cause she's fucking great❤

[@felixgutierrez993]

Your pfp is big example how people slept on her she was a meme before she blew up. Now I actually listen to her lol

[@gleecastofficial]

Felix Gutierrez fr people where missing out back then

[@valeria-lg9ux]

now they will be as she just got cancelled 8+ hours ago 😣

[@gleecastofficial]

Young Feeling we were all rooting for her 😔

[@lilsun3690]

this song makes my confidence go 📈📈📈

[@alexanderrodriguez460]

JIN cutee

[@Maria_hm417]

Agreed!!

[@ensarfazl9189]

confidence to what? golddiging?

[@bruhitzmaddymaddy8808]

no fr

[@Maria_hm417]

@@ensarfazl9189 bish what?

[@jillian8037]

saving these for myself 🚶‍♂️ 0:41 1:03 1:47 2:07

[@stanszaforclearskin8352]

Purrr

[@νηυ-χ3σ]

Save us for us 😌

[@i.postedd]

For *us* bestie

[@iloveenji0129]

@@stanszaforclearskin8352 your user>>>

[@stanszaforclearskin8352]

@@iloveenji0129 😏

[@kd7448]

shes singing so clearly that this was easy to memorize without looking at the lyrics

[@amor7886]

i used to use the girl in your pfp to catfish guys on dating apps BAHAH MEMORIES

[@sentbyangels]

@@amor7886 LMAOOO

[@kd7448]

@@amor7886 BAHA SAME THO

[@shkurtarose1985]

@@amor7886 wait what pfp

[@koibiloransome-kuti8935]

ikr

[@97peaches82]

i memorized this while doing the dishes 😌✨💅🏻

[@angwelxd]

LMAOO

[@ΕλβισαΡς]

Omg same ❣️

[@jaquaylamedlock6249]

Periodtt.😌👏🏾✨

[@addimarieofficial]

Yesss😚💅

[@luzestherviscarra2018]

The boss

[@yaneno8114]

1:06 dont mind me, just a personal marker

[@Myrtillepeacherry]

Ah i was searching for this!!!

[@Niziu.Delilah]

Edit tingsss

[@cat-hx1sh]

Need it for edit too

[@clinical9237]

Sofia Romero thank you for doing this bit

[@hansworst6846]

@@Niziu.Delilah ONCE YESSSSSSS

[@strawbeeegyu4886]

This song always makes me feel so power full like a main character and I love it

[@loubiebo0bie]

I agree completely !

[@strawbeeegyu4886]

@@loubiebo0bie yas

[@gst-legend9189]

😑

[@littleleah310]

222 likes

[@strawbeeegyu4886]

@Betty girly what

[@osirishilfiggh2678]

She ate 🔥🔥🔥

[@sagerotusj7504]

@@mattcarney9263 I CANT-

[@yoma811]

I hope she ate, if not she must be hungry 😂😂

[@FaerieSoireeXD]

I ate too afew hours ago.

[@pearlescen]

Matt Carney you are a god

[@imthevibesthevibesareme6790]

@@mattcarney9263 he/she ment the song😂

[@뚜이트바운스]

the pacing and lyrical genius in this song is incredible 😔😔✊✊

[@SagRising19]

It really is

[@frygreaze6785]

Lyrical genius.. Hmm

[@shaf2317]

@@frygreaze6785 r/woooosh

[@frygreaze6785]

@@shaf2317 oh good I was gonna be dumbfounded if this guy was serious

[@jakubpodolak4104]

What genius? It's only "pussy, n*gga, money". Tf is wrong with you people?

[@thatdudeoncommentsection4167]

*this song: exist* *Instagram Editors: hippity hopitty you're now my property*

[@janaalaa8314]

aesthetically lyrics ok but they do make good edits though

[@randomfandoms1588]

That's true I just came here after watching a Instagram edit 😂

[@j7055]

Don’t @ me like that I just edited with it 💀

[@Rainjojo]

I edited with this 🥺

[@balls2822]

im making a edit with this rn-

[@yourjayden]

I feel like a badass lip syncing this

[@j.c8426]

me rn:

[@angwelxd]

ME TOO-☠️

[@Layraaaa10]

Me too girl-

[@amayathreats845]

yo same whenever i hear this song i imagine im singing on of the parts to a jealous b

[@zacharee2428]

Bro Toko AND Izuku are here what the- Also same

[@gone6975]

**pretends to be a badass in an edit**

[@yumiva1284]

ni

[@andrenunes0202]

ikr

[@maggiezelaya9971]

Me 😂✨

[@2aliass]

Me to

[@johrnmoron8993]

me

[@taki8769]

“Did I make you h*rny baby?” Me: I mean- *doin that thing with hair like Debby Ryan*

[@daintysubliminals8706]

MEEEE

[@taki8769]

makennalauryn don’t blame ya ;)

[@lycheemyusic]

LOOOOL

[@krecikkk9287]

THAT COMMENT HITS DIFFERENT

[@taki8769]

Meg Masters as it should 😌💅💅

[@meow9196]

2:07-2:09 I think I’m gay now.

[@frygreaze6785]

Ikr??

[@Lalafellss]

Legit was gay before now I’m mega gay

[@thebiggestgay5370]

@@Lalafellss yeah I'm even gayer than I was before

[@zom6ie.]

@@Lalafellss Same

[@thebiggestgay5370]

@@Myssy1 thanks for letting us know, we really needed to hear that (also you didnt spell horny right)

[@danielthecaesar]

*When I get ejected in among us* 1:06

[@blueixia1609]

Trueeee!

[@hebam2613]

LMAOOO

[@st4rjjjean]

That’s what I write in the chat after the game ends lmao

[@me_amo3586]

hahaha

[@paristaylour]

lmaoooo yess

[@ajrdggirl]

Why is this my jam right now!?!

[@briannaalisetv9987]

Nisha Beeda ive had this song on repeat for weeks I’m obsessed

[@HeyWonderSally]

Brianna AliseTV brooo sameee

[@moistkookie]

"Talkin' 'bout I fell off, You ain't even get on." Period.

[@pink_destiny9040]

army!!

[@user2684]

Your pfp I-

[@etherealsunny]

Periodtt Also it’s the pfp for me 😭

[@liarlie8133]

Omg JK ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@alexanderrodriguez460]

JUNGKOOK XD

[@SydneyJadyn]

this song gives me so much confidence

[@enjoyyy24]

No but she’s like AMAZING !!! A mix between rap pop rnb and soul OMG I’ve rarely seen a talented and complete artist like her! got to love Doja definitely ❤️

[@kel3764]

1:03 you’re welcome

[@iamdanah4421]

Milk Shake [あ] Thank you

[@garfieldpilled3637]

Milk Shake [あ] thank you sm

[@heiress2002]

thank u!

[@pinkangel1059]

Milk Shake [あ] this is my favorite part

[@diedie6128]

Milk Shake [あ] check out my edit to it on @lunarxmulit

[@lavanyaverma1194]

She's the definition of aesthetic

[@jermanitownsend948]

Confused Soul RIGHT

[@thevoiceless8308]

Everyone was sleeping on the cat tho.

[@thevoiceless8308]

@SIMply Skye simply not true😒 I've been following Doja since the beginning of her music career.

[@kahlanib.8853]

@@thevoiceless8308 You want a cookie? Either.way you should be happy she blowin up. That's all that matters.

[@correllepayne4408]

Facts!!

[@Breitten]

@@thevoiceless8308 want us to throw you a party honey?

[@thevoiceless8308]

@@Breitten throw a part for what? Your not making any sense all I said was that everyone been sleeping on her 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@paige5467]

the fact doja hast won a grammy blows my mind

[@addisonlong1560]

YASS

[@outrotear]

she prolly will w/ kiss me more lol

[@AnjaliJ-u7v]

@@outrotear The way this came true😭☝️

[@kookukookie6970]

@@AnjaliJ-u7v I want him to predict something for me ♥️

[@landrigarcia5728]

0:53 1:47 dont mind me just timestamping my favorite parts

[@sun_setjpg2319]

This song: *exist* Instagram editors: It's free real estate

[@precious1178]

I FEEL ATTACKED

[@Jikookfam]

i was editing-

[@jasminehatelife9592]

is this attacking?

[@Rqckz]

I'm literally making an edit rn 🤣😂

[@rachel.shakira]

starting to get reaaaal obsessed with this song 😭

[@matchamusume6311]

I don’t normally listen to rap, but this song is weirdly addicting

[@redhoodprince5455]

I've seen so many lyric videos to this song and I just can't bring myself to say she isn't saying "telling me this and that, the third, that shit for the birds"

[@putupthehotheat]

YES I WAS JUST SAYING THIS OMG

[@dreamadream8322]

I still think she is

[@stellamuune]

she does say 'telling me this and that then throw that shit for the birds' so you were close

[@redhoodprince5455]

@@stellamuune if it was "telling me this and that, then throw that shit to the birds" it'd make more sense. but "throw that shit for the birds" doesn't sound right.

[@stellamuune]

@@redhoodprince5455 it's legit in the lyrics. if you watch the video

[@akeemcrump4673]

Doja Cat: rules Me: Shakes that in slow motion

[@sketchy.chickk3166]

🤣🙌🙌

[@maelystgd5416]

Doja cat : rules Me : N**** DON'T DO IT, YOU BLEW IT YOU TRYNA CAST SPELLS WITH A POTION, N***** I NEED DEVOTION All this, for tiktok ☠ (Sorry but I'm French so the sentens who are not better hihi)

[@k333nya]

Ya’ll already know that she didn’t have to come this hard.

[@cashoutsteve2495]

I'm glad she did, maybe they'll stay woke and won't sleep anymore. Doja went super hard on that last verse for sure.

[@collenpredatar]

*twerking in slow motion*

[@ami.sabbath]

💀💀 this comment is sending me

[@malasaha525]

Yeah😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@ahtaht3547]

This is doja’s best song. I’ve been a fan since 2018 and everything about this song just HITS. the background music be getting me hyped

[@Pinklink-zc2fq]

Sorry to the haters but she's not getting canceled ⓨⓞⓤ ⓐⓡⓔ

[@iheartjohansson445]

Period

[@fatima99939]

ppl are trying to cancel her lol why?

[@uhmlol26]

@@fatima99939 some lies but its all cleared now 😫

[@jodieischillin]

I’ve been with Doja Cat since she first released MOO! before she changed up the song and I’m glad I haven’t slept on her since then😪

[@nai978]

This song makes me feel so ✨powerful✨

[@paulinarojas6191]

✨✨✨

[@adanylvsjk8421]

Me when i get a sugar daddy:

[@angwelxd]

😏

[@gerardduhh]

LMFAOS SISHSJSJ

[@shamiyahblakeney6341]

😹😹😹

[@darknessemblemflame3036]

I- 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂✋

[@hefwxo2866]

😛

[@desmundmoran3568]

THIS DESERVES WAYY MORE ATTENTION!!!

[@chanelsandpearls983]

It’s “Twins look, identically like Olsens” 👯‍♀️

[@kendrickwilliams707]

Yeah, i had to go back, but it kinda do sound like thumbs

[@imanieugene4229]

Thank you, I thought I was tripping when other videos had the same lyric.

[@Gemini053]

I hear "Thumbs up, Identically like Olsens"

[@asiacarter8627]

The olsens are not identical they ferternal twins

[@syd_dasciencekid63]

Asia carter i- what??? Have u seen them???

[@deeluvz6izzy]

im not gonna lie to yall... this song performed live jus gave me life.

[@krystallelliott1444]

this song is a whole MOOD and i'm here for it

[@izabella9126]

2:00 best part

[@charliegreen6032]

Yess

[@beebuchanan2028]

izabella “do I make you horny baby” makes me feel something 😳

[@y2ksagittarius411]

Imagine playing this in class when you think your earphones are connected.

[@hebam2613]

LMAOO😭😭

[@moreespressolessdepresso6834]

that’s a blessing for all those bitches in my class who think they have taste in music

[@shaquelsmith2315]

That happened to me last week 🤣🤣🤣

[@jolly651]

ME RNN

[@user-tf3ru1ji3s]

My school thinks im the best student and I bullied for being a nerd and shit but I listen to things like this and I'm waiting for in person school and become a whole new person.

[@sarablake2114]

This is giving staring off into the sunset in a tropical paradise vibe

[@janay4013]

This sound just hits different!!!! The vibezz

[@ashleighearby3333]

So flawless 🔥🔥🔥 the flow 😭😭

[@bianchii__]

a própria ✨patroa✨

[@salemsahel]

I played it a 0.5x and she’s definitely saying that shits for the birds.

[@jailajennings6309]

s certenberg on what part

[@salemsahel]

@1:58 the lyrics are transcribed incorrectly. If you slow it down she says “telling me this and that the third that s***s for the birds I’m ghosting”

[@jailajennings6309]

s certenberg oh

[@shilohxo64]

1:49 (personal stamp)

[@celinaxnguyen]

shilohxo ITS SO GOOD GHGVHFCYBHNUN

[@liajones5720]

Literally every one of her songs blows up on tik tok

[@editcentral251]

Ok but why is this song such an aesthetic

[@stoneychi8648]

Been a doja fan since 2014 she gets better and better

[@yuni3176]

2:06 this part tho🔥

[@ventrexia]

Editors appreciating and loving the cats songs and spreading her talent

[@miixed_baee]

This song was published one day before the best day of my life. And exactly a month after the worse day of my life.

[@adventuregirl8084]

1:47 time stamp for the ones trying to practice the rap part

[@leta369]

THANK YOU

[@Maria_hm417]

Sup shorty

[@olive9514]

White people tryna sing this: 💧 👁️ 👄👁️ Edit: Okay fine since y’all can’t take a simple joke NON BLACK PEOPLE tryna sing this: 💧👁👄👁

[@lizethdiaz7]

fr

[@GHOST-sf1bj]

Bro if white people sing this mine mind will be in the wrong place !!

[@astridkjellberg]

I CAN'T AND ITS PISSING ME OFFFF

[@lanadelreysupremacy7785]

@@astridkjellberg we can but don’t say the n word

[@jessie6504]

@@astridkjellberg I just say baby instead, still works.

[@Nashay97]

This is one of my favorite songs by her💯🔥

[@linleyxo]

She has such a great vocal range

[@lizzy8104]

no one: Me: looking up the song “bitch bitch ahhhhh”

[@boredperson9891]

Sameee

[@Bananabankai]

I deadass looked up "bitch bitch ahh ayo bitch whats wrong"

[@Bananabankai]

@@tokiheretoday LMFAO HORBY BYE

[@Maria_hm417]

💀💀

[@gripitl6878]

My new theme song💕💕

[@rozzie212008]

song is mood all 2020 and after

[@brandonseay]

definitely going to miss this era of doja 😢 but I'm excited where she's going to take her music 😏

[@HoneyMonique]

Bless the Queen, keeping another human from losing it with your music

[@kim-jz9nb]

1:54 need it for an edit

[@alexanderrodriguez460]

This is jimin ?

[@gaellea6192]

i love this song !! so much

[@mateoplays280]

god shes so good at rapping best female rapper (all my opinion)

[@keziagraham16]

I am in love with this song❤❤

[@soph-wb2kl]

Every single song she makes is different 😗💛

[@ashleyharms2743]

I don’t understand how your music isn’t more popular ... I love it 🥰 🐈

[@natalieakathecoolestgirlev5416]

forever one of my fave verses from her

[@kayla-wl9ky]

Even though this didn't age well her music still slaps

[@biggaming2004]

I'm here again,because this song is GOLD

[@harrypotterfan47]

Finally some Christan music to play in my car

[@treez1615]

Me acting like a badass fliping no one off and glaring into space: The demon in my room: Pop off I guess ...

[@Cilla89]

Such a jam 💞

[@Anya55561]

This is the best song ever and i love doja cats voice toooo😍😍

[@flowerjae1301]

True

[@krissyissmart98]

This my jam. I’m a day 1 fan. ❤️❤️

[@flowerjae1301]

I am very proud to say I know every word to this song by heart

[@user-vp1ql4hv5b]

I can't even begin to explain how brilliant the lyric "Bobs on me like Dylan, Blondes on me like Hilton, Wendys on me like Williams" is. Just a masterpiece.

[@khalil.frazier]

Who’s Dylan tho

[@TyraStanks]

@@khalil.frazier Bob Dylan 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@childishbunni8811]

this song is the biggest mood in history

[@fexxaxi]

istg if i become a stripper this'll be my opening number

[@angwelxd]

LMAOO

[@hootersfemboy3676]

same 💀

[@pertnay]

i’ll meet you there ✋🏾

[@fexxaxi]

@@pertnay okay😫🤌🏻

[@jolly651]

Preach 😍

[@kinzashahid984]

Doja Cat songs hits different 💅😌

[@sofiav4056]

my ears hearing perfectly. my eye reading perfectly. lip singing perfect. MY MOUTH: hdhdhdjksisejebbdnskakw

[@mominakayani7428]

her songs are legendssssssss

[@iukyunna6597]

Essa musica é perfeita

[@kasperpayne2711]

This video is so hypnotizing you almost don't realize how fking good the track is

[@-amel-9896]

0:52 this part is so addictive, it's like an ear worm

[@reigensweep]

1:06 dont mind me pin it for an edit lmao

[@jullyvdfdadg]

Yayy thank u also I love ur profile pic !!

[@j7055]

LMAOOO I JUST USED THAT PART FOR AN EDIT KRKDKDK

[@gerardduhh]

your pfp💔

[@briannewright6423]

This the Doja we misssssas

[@shakinginmygrave]

“wendy’s on me like williams” 😭

[@エリン-d2p]

2:06 the way she says it is just✨✨

[@idolsairx6234]

HER MUSIC BROOO I LOVE THISSS

[@Its_Her21k]

Most powerful song by doja for me ✨🫶💖😸

[@zeus6763]

Só eu que ouço essa música 20 vezes ao dia :"") ??