【ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER】yea i am【Dokibird】

[@sheepishly6942]

"I'm smarter than children!!" "what's a whole number" donki pls

[@makii4772]

Donki😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mrcatsoup4496]

Donkibird my beloved Oshi 😭

[@shinami3758]

I can't unsee the cursed image conjured by my mind when it merged the looks of Doki with Donkey from Shrek. I have to live with it and so should you.

[@SClawX1]

I can't believe Doki pretended to be that dumb just for the bit. The comedic dedication. She... was pretending, right?

[@Valkyrie-09]

Surely

[@evilsam4]

@@Valkyrie-09 Yes and don't call me Shirley

[@Neil_Manta]

I still cannot believe she said "What is a kilogram" Thanks for the stream!

[@asaasahina896]

That and "what is a consonant" 💀

[@merx3guy]

"How much is 4000g in kg?" "Don't judge me, I have 4k people watching me" Holy shit, talking about not adding 2 and 2 together

[@JohnVitutus]

Doki proved that she is smarter than a 5th grader (with chat's help)

[@JustChiaki]

Join in to Doki confusing Jamestown and Jonestown, stay for everything falling apart after the hoppus question.

[@Max465]

Okay Doki I Belie- Doki: "What's a Whole Number?" ...Oh No...

[@dokibirdpublicsquad]

STREAM TAGS HERE!! (1/2) 01:45 Hello everyone! Doki's ok... 02:12 Doki went to bed IMMEDIATELY after the stream 02:32 Update, Huniepop vod still alive 02:54 "I figured either two things would happen. Either the vod gets demonetized, or my channel is gone... Let's go gambling!" 03:33 "If my channel disappears, it was the right time to retire at that point. If that was gonna be my peak, I'm fine with that." 03:58 Doki found the secret option: Nothing happens. 04:17 "Not only did the vod not get demonetized, it didn't even get age restricted!" 04:58 "I DID blur it as soon as I woke up, but chat is still alive... but TODAY is the last day it's going to be up." 06:25 "VOMBATTI IS STILL MOD? F*cking, you should've shown your face." 07:31 "Yesterday, I showed you I can get the ladies. It's not about the journey. It's about the endgame. And I DID get the lady in the end. And TODAY, I will show you I'm smarter than a child." 08:13 "'You cried when you saw her.' ANYBODY WOULD! THEY WERE D CUPS." 09:03 Today is the day we stop laughing at her for being dumb... 10:16 Customizing her desk 11:08 "Guys, this is very important. Before we go in, we gotta have the drip. We gotta have people know how smart I am by just looking at my desk" 11:36 Doki is a Nuclear Gamer 12:11 Coping about getting help from a fairy that doesn't exist 12:32 "The only power I used from the fairy (that doesn't exist btw) is the stalker ray! Everything else was au naturale!" 13:16 Doki roasting the children, "He has a D in humanities? How do you have a D in humanities?!" 14:00 "THERE'S SIXTH GRADE?! THIS ISN'T ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A SIXTH GRADER! THAT'S MIDDLE SCHOOL." 14:32 Chat is not cheating btw 15:09 First Grade 15:49 Doki picks math 16:00 Doki: "There's no way you can f*ck up first-grade math. How bad can it be?" 16:18 "What the f*ck is a whole number?" 16:50 "Is that the opposite of prime numbers?" 17:21 Doki cheats on the first 1st grade question 17:48 Doki gets the first grade question wrong by copying Haley. "HALEY NO! I WAS GONNA PICK 2" 18:13 Instant fail. She was in fact not smarter than a fifth grader, the stream's over, thanks for watching! 18:31 "OH MY GOD. F*CK HALEY!" 19:14 Doki picks spelling, but first question is a US state 19:48 Doki counts on her fingers... TWICE 20:07 Chat trolls Doki, "I counted on my fingers! It's not 3! I kept seeing 3..." 20:40 "YOU DIDN'T EVEN HELP SH*T! I USED MY FINGERS!" 20:53 "You shilled? I didn't even shill my channel! KZbin.com/Dokibird! Subscribe and like!" 22:07 Doki gets promoted to 2nd grade 22:28 Her classmate is Joaquin. "Your movie sucked, but let's go" 22:36 "GEOMETRY AND WHAT?!" 23:01 "I don't need your help wakeem. I can read. My email is DokiCanRead" 23:26 "The f*ck is the Wind in the Willows? WHAT THE F*CK IS A BLACK MAMBA?" 24:16 "I knew it! Second graders are too f*cking stupid to know what a black mamba is." 24:36 "F*cking Nerd" 24:38 "Why are we learning about Joaquin? He didn't do sh*t. F*cking nerd." 24:54 Doki doesn't know square roots, "Who would learn square roots in second grade?!" 25:51 "Guys, what is a square root again?" 26:06 "GUYS It's not because I'm stupid! Who'd just go up to you and ask, 'What's the square root of 64?' It's not a life or death situation." 26:35 "God I f*cking hate you Haley" 26:52 "I skipped another grade. It only took me 5 minutes to beat second grade." 26:55 "Hey engineers in my chat, in WHAT CONTEXT does your boss just go up to you and go, 'What's the square root of 64?'" 27:46 3rd grade. Vocab 28:18 "Am I gaslighting myself about that? Because I can't even read maps. How the f*ck did I know what a cartographer was?" 28:34 "When teachers tell you, 'Gaming won't help you at all!' They're liars because I learned what a cartographer was from Minecraft." 28:58 Doki GASP, Doki counting on fingers again 29:54 "Guys I'm like writing this on my mousepad. It's 3! It's 3! It's not 4, there's no way." 30:26 "Wait, what? Where did the extra R come from?!" 30:59 "All I'm saying chat... Is that if he used it in a sentence, it wouldn't have messed me up." 31:19 Doki failed again, "NOOOOOOOO NO! PUT ME BACK IN, TEDDY!" 31:35 chat:"Minecraft sure did teach you how to spell" 31:57 Third try "Now we're actually playing the game, the earlier tries are just auditions" 31:59 "Does this look like world geography and animal science!?[doki ignores life science as a category]" 32:47 "I'M NOT AMERICAN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THE NICKEL! You know what's on our nickels?! A BEAVER." 33:29 "Is the beaver named Thomas Jefferson?" 34:46 "What, you want me to google the answer?! Alexa, what is-I don't even have the whatever Alexa is." 35:11 "First graders don't know JACK SH*T about aviation!" 35:22 "Guys don't gaslight me. Aviation has avian. And avians are birds, and I'M a bird. So aviation has to be a plane." 35:54 "To be fair, I refused to read in first grade" 36:22 "Okay I was in Canada, and we didn't give a f*ck about Amelia Earhart. I learned about her from Night at the Museum." 36:59 "that has to be hawaiian, right?" 37:20 "There's a south dakota? Is there a north dakota? A west dakota? How many dakotas ARE there?! I don'tt even know how many dakotas THERE ARE." 38:28 Social studies question. Where is Jamestown settlement founded 38:41 "Jamestown... Wait, is that the cult?! That's the cult, right? Why on earth is the kool-aid in a second grade questi-oh, that's Jonestown?" 39:25 "That's Florida because it's a d*ck, right?" 40:25 "AVA TELL ME THE ANSWER" 41:08 "they don't even tell me what state that's in? It's all blocks to me!" 41:24 "If only Jamestown was in Minecraft, then I'd know." 41:38 "Any fellow James, can you tell me whether you came from Jamestown, the birthplace of all James?" 41:51 Doki made it back to 3rd grade 42:15 "What fish?! What kind of fish does that?! Wait... could I be getting mercury poisoning?" 44:06 "WHAT FISH? WHAT FISH?! TEDDY, WHAT FISH? WHAT FISH GIVES ME MERCURY POISONING?!" 44:39 "SALMON? I LITERALLY HAVE SMOKED SALMON IN MY GODDAMN FRIDGE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GIVES ME MERCURY- WHY DID I LEARN THIS FROM A F*CKING VIDEO GAME?" 45:16 "We'll pick that one. I'm dying anyways because I've been giving myself mercury poisoning." 45:19 "What's 13*4? 52! What, why is it not an answer?" 47:23 4th grade 47:46 "I can't believe I used my ask the class in first grade..." 48:59 "HOW THE F*CK IS THIS FOURTH GRADE? I GOT EXTRATERRESTIAL AT SECOND GRADE AND VOICE AT 4th!" 49:58 Current objective: Survive not getting cancelled 50:21 "Wait, I got the answer right but where IS turkey?" 50:39 "GUYS YOU CANNOT SAY ITS ABOVE GREECE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE GREECE IS." 51:19 "Turkey is THAT big?!" 51:33 Doki did not get canceled. She lives another day. 52:28 We made it! We get to the fifth grade! 52:35 "Goodbye. You were no f*cking help, Eli." 53:02 "It doesn't matter. It's all cosmetic. It's all just have a child beside you for support. It's my emotional support child. I almost said animal but that's not good. " 54:19 "George Washington Carver? THE F*CK does the president do?" 54:40 "Guys the reason I knew about the pea plants was the box grid!" 55:15 "'You know who Mendel is, but you don't know what whole numbers are?' Guys I was ACTING... Guys... I was ACTING." 56:26 "Nick Jonas... haha... Is it the Jonas brothers?" 56:53 "In memory of the Jonas Brothers... By the power of the 3 boys, I'm gonna pick Jonas." 57:35 "THE JONAS BROTHERS CAME IN CLUTCH! It brought us classics like 'The turns have tabled!'" 57:59 6th grade, "There's no way we can f*ck this up." 58:17 "I'm SO confident, I'm gonna pick measurements." 58:48 Hippus Hoppus Happus. Hippocampus? 59:15 "'Ello 'ello. I'd like one hoppus of timber, good sir!" 59:54 Doki.exe broke 1:00:22 "What do you mean it's on my permanent record?! I'll never get into a top university like this..." 1:01:41 Doki is astonished that there is something more fake than freedom units 1:02:10 "No he's a goat, not a faun. He was played by James McAvoy... God he was so hot in that." 1:03:23 "How is that a fun fact?! That's not fun at all!" 1:04:57 "Yeah I'm 6 hoppusses tall. Who the f*ck says that?!" 1:05:57 Doki thinking very hard about months 1:06:12 Doki sings the alphabet 1:07:14 The Hoppus and extraterrestrial broke her 1:08:01 "Kilo is more than grams right?" 1:08:32 "...What's a kilogram?" 1:08:46 "What's a kilogram" 1:08:59 "Teddy, don't say that! I have 4k people watching me... It's so much worse..." 1:09:26 "Oh shut the f*ck up, kai" 1:09:40 "Y-yeah let's get a new question in." 1:10:07 The new question is even WORSE 1:10:40 "How many mm are there in a meter? 100 right?" 1:11:07 Doki math 1:11:44 "It's not beavers, it's a f*cking moose, you idiot! F*cking Americans don't even know what a quarter has." 1:12:21 "Guys, I need you guys to know... for 10 years of my life, I was in a canadian school, and then from midde school to high school I was in an american school, so I don't know what a kilogram is." 1:14:01 "That's like what you do in high school. Most likely to become an actor, etc." 1:14:17 "No I don't f*cking need you, Eli. YOU'RE A SCIENCE NERD." 1:14:58 "If only you could tell me what fish produces mercury... I just f*cking learned that eating more of a certain type of fish gives me mercury poisoning... And salmon is one of them... Noo... I have smoked salmon in my fridge..." 1:16:26 Doki clap clap 1:16:43 "Vocabulary is my best subject. When I did the SAT, I had the highest score in my school for reading and writing. I don't know what happened." 1:18:11 "And that's exactly where I peaked in life, guys... What happened? Honestly I can blame the mercury." 1:18:33 "Mark Twain and the Adventures of Tom Sawyer! I know this from the Simpsons!" 1:18:58 "When the teacher tells you tv rots your brain, tell them a vtuber got past fourth grade!" 1:19:44 "OH MY GOD" (another geography question) 1:19:50 Doki freaks at american history 1:20:27 Doki only recognizes Texas, Florida, Hawaii and Alaska on the US map

[@dokibirdpublicsquad]

STREAM TAGS (2/2) 1:20:34 Doki failed because she hovered over the wrong border 1:21:43 "WHEN DID THIS BECOME GEOGUESSER?!" 1:22:19 Doki angrily removes US based questions from the settings 1:23:24 Doki Thanos snapped the US 1:23:26 "After Gettysburg, I snapped the US out of existence. It's gone. The country's gone." 1:24:50 "...What's a consonant? What's a consonant, chat?" 1:25:23 "Guys it's not cheating. Guys." 1:26:31 "You don't need t o know what a consonant is if you know what a vowel is." 1:27:44 "I thought I'd be done with this game by now. How am I still not past 5th grade? We got done over by hippus hoppus happus. That f*cking wh*re." 1:28:42 Doki doesn't know what a Periscope is, but you definitely would not navigate a sub with a microscope or a telescope (process of elimination) 1:28:59 Telescope is for being a creep 1:29:40 "Did you know that the sahara desert got flooded recently? " 1:31:57 "Egypt is this big???" - Doki 2024 1:32:11 "PHONE A CHAT ISN'T CHEATING. THIS IS MY ONE PHONE A CHAT!" 1:33:29 "WAIT FOREIGN LANGUAGES! I KNOW FOREIGN LANGUAGES!" 1:37:16 "I've never felt my ego and self esteem get crushed this hard" 1:38:44 "SHUT THE F*CK UP HALIMA. I'M TRYING TO THINK" 1:41:01 Girl:"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor and travel the world!" Doki: "With what money?" 1:41:13 Doki is poor shaming a child 1:44:07 "Wait, Bosnian Herzegovina doesn't even f*cking exist!" 1:44:19 "I thought Bosnia and Herzegovina disbanded!" 1:44:52 "SORRY BOSNIANS! I didn't mean to say you're not real..." 1:45:53 "Can't be switzerland because what the f*ck do they speak over there... I know German is one of them because of Hetalia... Most of my Europe knowledge is from Hetalia." 1:46:53 "I don't claim Hetalia anymore. I'm reformed." 1:47:43 Flipping a coin 1:49:13 doki writes down a word 1:49:32 doki almost spells equiptment 1:50:51 "Who would've thought. We got rid of America and started winning." 1:51:41 "I KNOW WHAT ANAGRAM ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YES I AM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADERRRRRRRRR!" 1:51:46 Doki IS smarter than a 5th grader!!! 1:52:03 "ALL ME! I DID IT! IT WAS NOT CLICKBAIT!" 1:52:35 Took Doki 2 hours to defeat 5th graders 1:54:22 "I have time to do superchat reading today! After successfully graduating elementary school, I can confidently say I am smarter than a 5th grader" 1:54:51 "As we all learned from Huniepop, it's not about the journey. It's about the endgame. So in the end, I AM smarter than a 5th grader. We might've gotten rid of a country, maybe MANY countries, but we did it. " 1:55:15 "We learned what a kilogram is today. We learned what a whole number is today" 1:55:48 "And if I go up to a 1st grader, and ask them "what is an aviation' they wouldn't know. AND WHAT THE F SECOND GRADER KNOWS HOW TO SPELL EXTRATERRESTIAL? ..And I almost spelled equipment with two t's. " 1:55:52 Doki walking up to a random 1st grader: "WHAT IS AN AVIATION?" 1:56:46 "Am I like this because of salmon and tuna? Why isn't this more of a public concern? 20+ years I learn that mercury poisoning is caused by eating fish... That should be more of a public knowledge thing than me learning from a video game." 1:57:27 "Now I have SEVERAL new fears unlocked. And the honey part too." 1:57:55 "When Ava gave me the fun facts, 'Oh you can kill a baby with honey...' That wasn't fun at all! There's nothing fun about that!" 1:58:22 Doki wants to hang out with us a little longer 1:58:57 "THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THE HONEYPOP STREAM (which is still monetized btw) is that it had 481 comments. And the one before that? Had like 89 comments. People had a LOT to say about that stream." 1:59:54 Superchat reading time 2:00:11 "Look! My comments don't usually exceed 100 comments unless it's a special event or something! And not only did Huniepop exceed 100 comments, we have 481 comments..." 2:02:27 "According to daddy youtube, FNAF is hornier than Huniepop. The FNAF stream got R-18'd, but Huniepop is appropriate for all ages" 2:02:58 Hor hor hor hor 2:03:09 "FNAF is the only R18 stream I've ever had. In the last 4 years as a vtuber, FNAF is the only stream that I've got R18'd" 2:03:38 "I'm not even a fail girl! Yeah I didn't even need you guys to ratatouille me in Huniepop! I did the endgame all on my own." 2:04:58 "When would a kilogram ever be useful?" says the Canadian 2:05:33 Talking about Canada's f-ed up measuring system 2:05:36 "Aren't you Canadian? NO GUYS LOOK Canada is really f*cked up. We use POUNDS and literally just that." 2:05:42 "SNL is sh*t now, but they had an actual good SNL skit about this pretty recently. This was legitimately the only good skit they've done in years." 2:06:41 "We use a mix! We use pounds! America's our neighbor. They infected us with some of their stupid sh*t!" 2:09:12 "There's just a bunch of small tomatoes inside the tomato right now trying to figure out what to do" 2:10:33 Doki finding the measure like a Canadian flowchart, "What? Is that how f*cked up we are? Is that what happens when 3 countries try to take our country?" 2:11:08 Doki shows the canadian measurement flowchart 2:11:14 The Canadian Measuring Flowchart 2:11:53 "I'm just gonna blame it on the mercury poisoning." 2:14:45 Doki has a tendency to challengs children on stream for some reason 2:17:22 "Oh... let's pretend I didn't see that. We have many fears that we unlocked today." 2:17:48 Tomorrow she's gonna hang out with a friend whose visiting her! She's gotta clean her apartment and buy an air mattress for her. 2:18:32 "Tomorrow I'm gonna go outside! We're gonna hang out!" 2:19:04 Animated stickers are almost done! The majority of them are almost done and will be finished by next week! 2:19:34 Please check out the new Doki voicepack! Doki wrote the halloween voice pack script herself! [It's very cute] 2:20:38 "I know I was like, 'I want to read as much as I can!' That was as much as I can."

[@greedymagician6506]

Thank you 🫡

[@TheDooDooFart]

@@dokibirdpublicsquad im new to live stuff like this, whats with all these timestamps?

[@DoraGaming42]

Literally every engineer saying "yes, someone has asked me the square root of 64" is the most validating thing I've ever seen.

[@DeezBaeNaeNae]

8

[@thirwolf]

It amuses me that the final question had a typo. Nameless is an anagram of "salesmen", not "salesman" like the question showed.

[@Slightly_Decent]

Seems like the person that wrote that question isn't smarter than a 5th grader.

[@avisdunrandom]

What I have learn from this live: -Doki is more American than canadian. -She tend to Gaslight herself. -Can fail basic questions but at least is smarter than a 5th graduate. -*but dunno what square root, whole number is/forget.

[@lollypopalopicus]

Doki really can make it to the sixth grade So long as she can cheat off chat about Egypt

[@Red_Ring_Of_Death]

I love that half of the chat reacted with “Doki….” when she got the first question wrong like a disappointed parent. 😂

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

Don't worry Doki, salmon actually has really low levels of mercury. It's tuna and other apex predator fish that you want to limit how much you eat.

[@Dieselneck73]

24:30 The Black Mamba is an extremely deadly snake in Africa it’s venom can make an adult collapse in less than an hour and is fatal in as little as 7 hours without treatment

[@sleepingparappa]

Hippus, Hoppos, Happus, Hoo, this game has turned Doki's brain into goo.

[@omnivespa]

I had some faith in Doki going into this since she's been training to become a business CEO, but apparently she's incapable of counting to 2.

[@tylerensminger]

That 6th grade question threw me for a loop. I had no idea. Anyway, she did good for someone who is Canadian playing a US based trivia game

[@Zalfuse]

Regardless of the results, this proved Doki is a genius by reading

[@ChessedGamon]

Man I try so fuckin hard and I'm watching someone get $100 for not knowing what a kilogram is

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

Life is not fair.

[@Jalter_astaroth]

Doki is American

[@ChessedGamon]

@ She's Canadian, actually, but Americans are still taught what metric units are regardless

[@deldelta5898]

Not click bait! Just uh took a few tries lol Thanks for the stream Doki!

[@brianchen2801]

Doki, salmon actually has some of the lowest levels of mercury in fish.

[@chadolbaegi-art]

“i know they speak german bc of hetalia” doki is so real for this

[@nonix81]

Can't believe our most American Canadian doesn't know where Jonestown, West Dakota is...

[@oshiso750]

Tbh glad she's on youtube, Twitch ain't gonna slet it slides

[@heyguys2002]

Man, I mostly miss these kinds of streams during the workweek due to my shift going until 5 PM and the streams being at 9 PM CEST/CET my time, which is just way too short of a timegap for me, causing me too oversleep these or pass out watching. I do appreciate that you try to make these EU friendlier streams though, Doki, because I know that setting them up at an earlier time would require you to stream early in the morning, around 7 to 9 AM PDT/PST your time, which will simply not happen, outside of collabs and events, because you need sleep too after stream or working behind the scenes too. Thank you so much for everything you try do so as to make all of us feel included, Doki! Love you

[@KittyFeaux]

24:52 Doki's face when that question comes up..

[@DuckAutomata]

Too bad they don't make a "First Grade for Dummies" book. But once they do, I know that you'll ace all those difficult questions!

[@dirtygoldYT]

WHO WOULD KNOW WHAT A HOPPUS IS???????

[@kylecruz004]

1:53:00 someone superchatted that doki isn't strong enough to survive the horrors of the american public school system. she just needs to buy body armor and she's good

[@HyperKunoichi]

to be fair, you'd have to eat a pretty ridiculous amount of fish for it to actually matter, but...yeah, the "fish/mercury poisoning" thing is legit

[@CherryCherub97]

Yeah, I've mostly heard mercury poisoning being a concern during pregnancy, because the fetus might get it, or if you give feed cats tuna a little too often. Adult humans don't really have to worry about mercury poisoning, unless maybe if you eat a lot of fish everyday.

[@BITE_siz]

Doki did it! She proved the stream title right! Thank you for the stream Doki

[@Zulooth1]

I thought the American education system was bad, but now I'm deeply concerned our northern neighbors.

[@zerulaw9118]

pretty sure if doki asking what a black mamba is to mint she will said “metal gear reference”

[@shizukousapostle1stapostle710]

Doki "What's a whole number What's a consonant WTF is a KILOGRAM 🦅🦅🦅" bird

[@Dieselneck73]

59:21 Hippus Hoppus Happus I’m here to buy some Timbus

[@shizukousapostle1stapostle710]

45:55 Classic trick question gets Doki

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

I love it when my favourite vtubers accidentally reignite ancient ethnic conflicts.

[@greedymagician6506]

Thank you for the fun stream Doki 💛

[@arendking]

me at the first question: Oh.... Oh no.... Doki how.... how do you not know this? edit: Oh geez the kilogram question... she even used "kilo-" during the question... Doki pls, you said "4k" when talking about your audience!!!!

[@EmperorQuacky]

"Could I be getting mercury poisoning?" Well Doki, having mercury poisoning would explain some of your...unique...answers in this game.

[@zottffss]

Thanks for the stream, Dokibird!

[@senseiusagi6136]

„I am smarter than a 5th grader“ Fails very first question

[@SolidSnake-xx7zh]

My oshi was (eventually) smarter than a 5th grader! Let's gooo!..... Yay... Should we be surprised that she got it? or becuase she struggle so hard? Either way, it was super fun to watch! Thanks for the stream, Doki! Hope you have a great time with your friend tomorrow. Good luck cleaning! Wishing you all a goodnight Dragoons. Take care!

[@petesaguy1707]

I'm terribly sorry to hear that you're Canadian. My sincerest condolences. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies.

[@ShahroozSmith]

30:30 ...I saw Doki's reaction and I just cackled like a hyena.

[@TocaPinkisNoLongerHere]

Thanks for the stream Doki!

[@feltech960]

Title: "yes I am" Narrator: "No she wasn't"

[@Geoff69420]

They really did Doki dirty with the Gettysburg question

[@fudgecicle2905]

When elementary school topic trivia unlocks new fears.

[@Krbyfan1]

First question and we are already off to a rousing start

[@OneChangeADay]

great time, making me feel smart Lool

[@christendombaffler]

I love my smart (America-sinking, Kilogram-denying) oshi!

[@Fubuki-gun]

I go into the VOD thinking "It's _Are You Smarter_ so the vtuber's going to be confused at some point," we are not the same.

[@Tarodenaro]

Aww god dammit, i feel bad because ... now i know that they specifically recruited these "kind" of person for that company. At least she's happy now, let us keep her dummy bright smile everyday from now on.

[@Lore_guy67]

39:14 They really went heavy on the america there.

[@exchangeablename]

On the plus side, Doki learned a lot today.

[@justkita3890]

Don't forget about 3:15:25 on the other stream! It was so funny so we don't want to see anything happen to it. Today was a super fun stream, too!

[@the_golden_one9875]

What the F**k is a whole number?!

[@makii4772]

THATS WHY SHES THE GOOATT THE GOOAATTT

[@megaoverlordx9417]

Thanks for the stream, Doki! I had a great time watching you play Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, today! Rest well now, Sleepy Tomato! Goodnight. Rest well.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Doki, get me your primary school on the line. I have to file a complaint...

[@asaasahina896]

The amount of shittalking she did towards literal children is diabolical 🤣

[@vanillacakez2586]

Freaks out about an American question in an American game

[@beerzerker8359]

Doki is the epitome of zoomer brained Vtubers and it is hilarious!

[@nygomi8652]

That’s my bird brain oshi; so what if you failed in first grade, life’s a marathon, not a sprint. Good stream.

[@broku7790]

Doki is so smart

[@JustaGhostDragoon]

well that was a great stream :D

[@lilibane81]

tbh i wouldnt have been able to answer the us centric ones either

[@ezed8748]

Dont worry doki you will do better next time! ... Please learn basic math to do your taxes, im worried

[@Mameu_art]

Oh live chat's here

[@SuperSilver7591]

No jeff foxsworthy makes me depressed 😭

[@OGNoNameNobody]

I have no IDEA what that was Doki was playing, but that was *_NOT_*_ Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?_ ...

[@BudFriesel]

Were you home school by.....ah, forget it. lol. I don't wanna know. Thanks for the great stream, as usual, Doki.

[@bobheadzeek]

lmfao , first question

[@heyguys2002]

[@ven7165]

Doki you're so cute.

[@georgeghleung]

Doki.... are you really Canadian...

[@balargus319]

How can my oshi be so dumb?

[@metaldragmire8539]

Her struggling on the kg question made me cringe so hard. I’m sorry but that was kind of embarrassing, but that’s not your fault. The metric system is way easier to learn and understand and you would have instantly known the answer if you did. I honestly don’t understand why they still teach the imperial system since that’s way more complicated and inconsistent.

[@pikapuff]

No you're not

[@pinkgolddaisy3926]

I failed EVERY grade i think i never got held back cus they felt sorry for me lmao anyways YALL GOT KZbin VIEWS SO SCHOOL CAN SUCK IT

[@ChaoticbratDND]

Americans barely know anything about AMERICAN HISTORY 😂😂 why the fudge would we know British measurements??

[@theghostoftom]

X

[@SpottedZebra]

Not knowing such basic math functions because you "don't use it." Makes about as much sense as saying it's reasonable to not know the structure of the solar system if you're not an astronaut, or that only a cartographer should be capable of finding China on a map. How do some people even manage to avoid things like that while living as a human in a developed society?

[@AgentAngel07]

bruh xd

[@pinapplepizzza2313]

aww 7 minutes to late

[@RUSSIA_STRONG_Z]

Why characters models is so disgusting in this game?? 🤮🤮🤮 sbi detected.

[@AndersKjeldgaardNielsen]

I once eat too much tuna over a longer time and it messed up my taste buds for a while