Dolphs Nytårstale

Dolphs nytårstale til hele nationen. Såååådan!

[@BeautyLilya]

Savner Dolph !!!!!!!!

[@cbnmanden2404]

e9

[@Lucasj2014]

Ja

[@maezzologymedia14]

Dolph har min stemme til enhver tid. Mere kompetent end hele folketinget til sammen.

[@kasperhenriksen4054]

Har gevaldig føler på og ser denne realistiske fremstilling af fortiden igen, nu i år 2023

[@engsbro5991]

Den var da bedre end alle dronningens nytårstaler😅

[@skylineXpert]

Den slog rent faktisk statsministerens med flere længder dengang

[@cathrineshyggeligkanal7289]

Lidt

[@Lucasj2014]

Ja

[@mikkel6391]

Griner sgu stadig selvom vi er i år 2015. Den ville nok være sjov mange år frem! Like if you agree!

[@madsnielsen6294]

Im Mikkel for satan ja!

[@danielbeyer2004]

ImMikkel 2018

[@dmuth]

Agreed. As a non-Danish speaker, I would love if subtitles were available. Dolph is such a riot.

[@skylineXpert]

your wish is granted, it may not be perfect but It should be okay. Got as close as possible. Some words are either hard or impossible or I replace them or wont translate at all, Its all guess and shoot from the hip. Good evening assholes. Dolph would like to tell you about 2005. It was a hidious year. The countrys borders are wide open and it cascades In with hairy silly types of people, from countries such as: andorra, mississippi, narnia and club lasanta sport. CLOSE THE BORDERS. The foreigners bring along Incomprehensible flute music and mumbo jumbo gibberish. No one knows what they are talking about, they are different and they must be stopped and that's a fact. The big bang show was the war In Iraq, some mentally unstable communists and blabbering about withdrawing the troops. NO, no lets have som fun for once. Being danish must something else than 401K savings, pork chops and hidious Arne Jakobsen furnitures. There must be room for some destruction and a bloodbath. Send more troops to Iraq and equip them each with a hydrogen bomb. That Is basic equipment for a special forces soldier slash ninja. Everybody knows that fact. The movie of the year was dad to four children (far til fire). Dolph did not watch the new one but remember the old ones and that's plentiful. I also remember Lille-Per who Is a, who Is a dung-laden asshole. Lille-Per had an elephant by the name of Bodil which he pulled around. aaaaaaarrrrghhh!! An elephant on wheels, wheels should be on a car and not on an animal. Its sheer crazy. What will be next, a deer with a wheel? A rat with a sunroof? A camel with a glovebox? When does the madness end Lille-Per. Can't you see It Is way way crazy, someone call the nearest psychiatric ward. A sick child Is on the loose and uncle sofus Is a flemming oppfeldt type. Types like uncle sofus are the reason we have something named Guantanamo bay and the electric chair. Goodbye uncle sofus. You are useless In the future society. Yes sir. Then there was HC andersens birthday, with a festive extravaganza. There was a few well organized events. One of the future pop stars appeared and sang her latest hit. I am talking about the young Tina Turner. Everyone was ecstatic but not Dolph. Tina Turner Is a (bleep) nymphomanic woman, Is this really how we would celebrate Our world renowned fairytale poet slash masturbating jackal by Inviting a nymphomaniac woman. stop stop stop Dolph I do not want to stand and hear that. Wulff go away, this Is Dolphs speach. shoo get out. No because you had an option of speaking to the entire nation and you have to say something positive and constructive. This Is what I want you to say: the crown prince couple had a baby. La la la this is all i hear when you open your stupid mouth. It was a moment of beauty and It was the pretty baby and a well made baby and that Is what you should take about. The sweet little baby. Crown princess mary had a better time giving birth than any other woman. Why dont you talk about that, come on Dolph positive. Get out because i would say something about It now. 2005 was the year we finally got a return from the crown prince attempts at se#. For 20 years the tax payers financed his horny escapades and finally results. A tiny baby In other words potential. Dolph hopes the crown prince couple does the right thing and let dolph raise the child. Me and the crown prince let him enroll In Dolph's army and I promise before he turns 2 he would be able to speak fluent german, know 3 different kinds of circle-kicks and have a pretty moustahce. Yes sir Give me that baby Pingu and I will make him the next Stig Toefting I promise that. stop stop, my apologies. Dolph that Is not a real new years eve speech. Get up and get out you are done. Wulff not again, you dont interrupt me ever. Death by double baseball bat beating. I will execute you Aaaarrrrghh!

[@dmuth]

@@skylineXpert OMFG, thank you so much!

[@skylineXpert]

@@dmuth my pleasure.

[@ankjr1403]

#BringBackDolph!

[@annaottilie106]

2018? Er her nogen?

[@valdehansen7723]

Anna Ottilie ja fandme ja

[@danielbeyer2004]

Anna Ottilie mig

[@yourefriendlyneighbourhood2775]

Yep

[@augustgaming4470]

Mig👍🏽

[@alt220662]

Ja

[@iscreamfitness]

2021 har brug for Dolph

[@Fjfkdlskcck]

2022

[@ggustav11]

"Typer som Onkel Anders er grunden til at vi har det der hedder Guntamonobasen, og den elektriske stol" Best line EVER!

[@oskarsvejstrup8136]

2019 er her nogen?

[@no12c]

Nej

[@skylineXpert]

Ser den hvert år

[@klauslehrmann4927]

2020 - er her nogen?

[@Nikothewolfman]

@@klauslehrmann4927 Jeps!, og det har været et elendigt år!

[@klauslehrmann4927]

@@Nikothewolfman Og en elendig nytårstale... Dolph! Træd an!

[@MikuFan3931]

Hvem ser stadig det her i dag? Dem som savner Dolph.

[@jullaars2477]

Like vis du ser den her i 2019

[@epiphica6166]

Det er så meget 2019 det der, get with the times old man

[@lexa8341]

2020 nu!

[@level20eevee75]

I do know What he says and he makes me 🤣 all the time

[@bjRiis]

Smukt at nogen har frækhed nok til at svine kongehuset lige efter dronningens nytårstale. Elsker dette klip.

[@skylineXpert]

Den blev sendt dagen før hehe

[@sanktkaj1781]

God nytår 2020

[@ThatGuyFromDK]

@LoveMusic123211 Overdrivelse fremmer forståelsen men hvor meget bruger de så??

[@idasrensen5817]

2019?????

[@MisterSimonSuperStar]

Den tale kunne godt genbruges til nytårsaften 2014 ;-)

[@Nikothewolfman]

Eller i år måske?

[@skylineXpert]

Genbruger den hvert år.

[@rodhatte]

Hvem frygter ikke de lodne typer fra La Santa Sport?

[@Dope999]

Stemmer for at Dolph skulle gøre det her hvert år !

[@cincy1773]

mega sej nytårs tale det er det som Droningen burde tale om haha :3

[@Kinjamaimai]

Fucking. Brilliant.

[@TheTruePopeFrancis]

Eni

[@zelyaz8155]

THEMEGA GAMER!! Enig*

[@YggisKosmosweltraumdokus]

selvfølgelig

[@Nightwish713]

DOLPH SOM PRÆSIDENT I DANMARK!!!!

[@madsstubkjrmadsen7452]

Det her er det bedste nogensinde og der må gerne komme en hvert år

[@steenthorse8579]

Elsker stadig den tale og Dolph og nu er det 2021 og vi har Corona epidemi Gad vide hvad Dolph ville have sagt til det

[@philipcastella7818]

Prins christan ville have været det bedste prins i verden, hvis dolph fik lov at opdrage ham!!! :D

[@MillePigen22]

Jeg kan godt huske det her, da det var i fjernsynet ^^

[@TroWu]

Go Dolph...tell them what's needed!

[@LuiBirk255]

Dolph SKAL bare være kongen i danmark og holde nytårstale!!!!

[@Gnouc1]

dolph burde holde nytårstale hver år!! i stedet for dronningen!

[@skylineXpert]

2020 skal ses igen og igen som fast tradition Edit: 2021 er stadig på

[@kenn0255]

dolph er fandme den bedste til sådan noget.. DOLPH OWNER...!!!!

[@skbadsberg]

gi barnet til mig og jeg ska love at han bliver den næste stig tøfting. grinern!!!!

[@stelkin656]

Bedste nytårstale ever. Så den også da den var i TV på selve aftenen. Jeg fik rundet året af med et godt grin :D

[@ThatGuyFromDK]

@LoveMusic123211 Sikkert men jeg syntes man skulle skære ned på f.eks. deres ture og de behøver sgu da ikke have så mange slotte et ville være nok, sælg nogle af kronjuvelerne osv. Du kan vel godt forstå hvad jeg mener ik?

[@Gundslev]

Giv Dolph det barn, Pingu! Og jeg vil gøre ham til den næste Stig Tøfting, det lover jeg! HAHA

[@ot3680]

01:57 Eller en flodhest med baseball bat ?

[@bishplay6366]

nej, det er da helt normalt...

[@klauslehrmann4927]

Boldtræ*.

[@asbjoern09]

enig stem på dolph som stast minister

[@noahdkg]

hvad er umba umba sprog

[@trongear4277]

Bedste nyrårs tale ;) En skam at dumme Wulf altid skal komme og ødelægge det hele når det er bedst ;)

[@animaniacs538]

Take me back to 2005-2006

[@HighHatRabbit]

Vi savner dig dolph!!

[@HPilgaard]

ALT MAGT TIL DOLPH!! Han er jo for fed! (på den gode måde!)

[@asbjrnstensgaard6343]

awesome :-)

[@harasen_haras5]

Det er nok første gang, jeg har haft det så sjovt over de ting, som Dolph har sagt. Jeg er også blevet meget ældre siden den gang.

[@asger1398]

DOLPH 4 EVER

[@Nicoleise]

"[...]Og de medbringer løjerlig fløjtemusik[...]" :D

[@LadyVetinari]

"De fremmede medbringer ubegribelig fløjtemusik og plaprer løs på deres løjerlige umba-umba-sprog. Ingen aner hvad de snakker om. De er anderledes. Det skal stoppes. Faktum!" LOL - fantastisk. Hvor dejligt sympatisk..eller noget. :)

[@homer23n]

dolph er evig legende @@@@

[@Owen09000]

Go Dolph!.....

[@YggisKosmosweltraumdokus]

Rofl, det er fantastisk :D Jeg førståde ikke så mange, men det, som var klart, var sjov xD

[@InaW1000]

Den sætning fik jeg ikke hørt, det var så surt :(. Men det var jo mig som først så ham, :) han er så nice.

[@Heyiya-if]

Ja, der er altid nogen der skal stoppe festen inden den begynder.

[@dmuth]

What did Narnia ever do to him?

[@adamkify]

den er skide fed man dolph er bare den bedste

[@lucasfremming]

vildt blæret tale i stedet for dronningens meget kedelige en nice

[@Quacko69]

Dolph Styre!

[@beo1975]

Åhhh... jeg kan næsten ikke få luft *g* Can hardly breathe from laugther *lol* Wish they would do an english version, so that others outside of Denmark could enjoy him.

[@sinned1976]

Dronning Dolph !!

[@Quako5]

wow watching it when you can barely understand it is lots of fun!

[@skylineXpert]

here is a translation: Good evening assholes. Dolph would like to tell you about 2005. It was a hidious year. The countrys borders are wide open and it cascades In with hairy silly types of people, from countries such as: andorra, mississippi, narnia and club lasanta sport. CLOSE THE BORDERS. The foreigners bring along Incomprehensible flute music and mumbo jumbo gibberish. No one knows what they are talking about, they are different and they must be stopped and that's a fact. The big bang show was the war In Iraq, some mentally unstable communists and blabbering about withdrawing the troops. NO, no lets have som fun for once. Being danish must something else than 401K savings, pork chops and hidious Arne Jakobsen furnitures. There must be room for some destruction and a bloodbath. Send more troops to Iraq and equip them each with a hydrogen bomb. That Is basic equipment for a special forces soldier slash ninja. Everybody knows that fact. The movie of the year was dad to four children (far til fire). Dolph did not watch the new one but remember the old ones and that's plentiful. I also remember Lille-Per who Is a, who Is a dung-laden asshole. Lille-Per had an elephant by the name of Bodil which he pulled around. aaaaaaarrrrghhh!! An elephant on wheels, wheels should be on a car and not on an animal. Its sheer crazy. What will be next, a deer with a wheel? A rat with a sunroof? A camel with a glovebox? When does the madness end Lille-Per. Can't you see It Is way way crazy, someone call the nearest psychiatric ward. A sick child Is on the loose and uncle sofus Is a flemming oppfeldt type. Types like uncle sofus are the reason we have something named Guantanamo bay and the electric chair. Goodbye uncle sofus. You are useless In the future society. Yes sir. Then there was HC andersens birthday, with a festive extravaganza. There was a few well organized events. One of the future pop stars appeared and sang her latest hit. I am talking about the young Tina Turner. Everyone was ecstatic but not Dolph. Tina Turner Is a (bleep) nymphomanic woman, Is this really how we would celebrate Our world renowned fairytale poet slash masturbating jackal by Inviting a nymphomaniac woman. stop stop stop Dolph I do not want to stand and hear that. Wulff go away, this Is Dolphs speach. shoo get out. No because you had an option of speaking to the entire nation and you have to say something positive and constructive. This Is what I want you to say: the crown prince couple had a baby. La la la this is all i hear when you open your stupid mouth. It was a moment of beauty and It was the pretty baby and a well made baby and that Is what you should take about. The sweet little baby. Crown princess mary had a better time giving birth than any other woman. Why dont you talk about that, come on Dolph positive. Get out because i would say something about It now. 2005 was the year we finally got a return from the crown prince attempts at se#. For 20 years the tax payers financed his horny escapades and finally results. A tiny baby In other words potential. Dolph hopes the crown prince couple does the right thing and let dolph raise the child. Me and the crown prince let him enroll In Dolph's army and I promise before he turns 2 he would be able to speak fluent german, know 3 different kinds of circle-kicks and have a pretty moustahce. Yes sir Give me that baby Pingu and I will make him the next Stig Toefting I promise that. stop stop, my apologies. Dolph that Is not a real new years eve speech. Get up and get out you are done. Wulff not again, you dont interrupt me ever. Death by double baseball bat beating. I will execute you Aaaarrrrghh!

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Længe leve Dolph, han ved hvad det vil sige at være dansker. Og husk så: mindst en brintbombe. Yes sir

[@skylineXpert]

Min meme med ham i 2020 var hamstring af gær og toiletpapir...

[@arcticmathi6969]

2021 nogen

[@chrwitt]

dolph du dejlig

[@OnLiMo]

Hvad betyder skøge??

[@bhansen69bh]

Det er sjovt det han siger

[@bibbyDK8300]

Tider...tider :-)

[@supergaming50]

dolph er konglige!

[@ImVhOzzi]

Den næste Stig Tøfting? Så får vi jo et ordenligt landshold igen! Kan han ikke også lave en ny Laudrup, Elkjær, Arnesen osv. når nu han er i gang?

[@kimibugge6718]

Jeg elsker dig dolph 😆

[@Howlingatmooon]

"LALALA! Det er det eneste jeg kan høre når du åbner din mund!" LMAO :D

[@dennyaaa]

hvor kan man få en Kamel med handskerum?

[@Kinjamaimai]

A quote from the beginning: "The country's borders are wide open! There is an avalanche of people immigrating from countries like Andorra, Mississippi, Narnia, and the CANARY ISLANDS!" He is great at doing a parody of xenophobics xD

[@skylineXpert]

Club lasanta is a sort of sport hotel that has been around since the 80s...

[@themightychickens]

Jo, det vækker sku et smil i triste tider :)

[@MomoFlaesk]

SÅÅDAAN!

[@Sheepyhead]

det er humor i topklasse xxxxxxxDDDDDDD

[@aciddrinker]

Hvorfor er dronningens nytårstale ikke sådan?

[@lukkas251]

thumbs up vis dolph skal holde nytårstale i 2011

[@Frodowood]

hvad er det nu ham der er inde i ham hedder?

[@juliusst6531]

Frodowood, Jonas Schmidt

[@philip2100]

dolph skulle Statminister. Han vil ejne sig perfekt

[@youngquix9938]

2021 er der nogen

[@alexanderkrusenstjerna-haf6520]

Ja ;)

[@mallethefissemann]

thumps up hvis du ser den her i 2011/2012 :)

[@sigurdlomstein8621]

GG Horsens left chat...

[@madsMohrMadsen]

bedste citat ever!

[@Sundahl1984]

noget af det sjoveste jeg har set med dolph

[@skylineXpert]

har dolph og wulf sæson 2 på dvd (det show efter wulffmorgenthaler).

[@kagefisken]

Dolph er vist højre oringteret XD Men hold kæft, hvor humor XD

[@poerk55]

Enig Dolph, jeg hader også folk fra Narnia.

[@OneSmash]

"Aaaargh, Elefant på jul" Hahaha XD

[@Jothola123]

@DJKissow Hvorfor engelsk?

[@svogender]

Se det er humor.!!!! På den dejlige grove klinge....!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

[@jensh92]

dolph er den bedste

[@pede17]

Jeg savner dolph :( Thumps up hvis i også vil have ham tilbage

[@jba123nr2]

sådan skal det gøres dolph!!

[@nonkiXO]

Gaal det her er sjovt!

[@danmark4451]

DOLPH DOLPH DOLPH

[@birkchristoffersen3577]

Han er genial

[@jako4446]

dolph burgte holde nytårstale vært år.

[@krelle96]

Epic :D