Don't Do This In Russia!

🇷🇺 When travelling into the centre of Moscow by train early in the morning we did not see a ticket machine. It will be ok we thought, nobody will check our tickets...Wrong!

[@baldandbankrupt]

Don't forget to check out my blog for all the behind the scenes stuff and more! lostgopnik.com

[@solobano570]

What’s the song at the beginning?

[@lakeportlighter]

@@solobano570 “fish” by Leningrad What's her IG?

[@PindarMOD]

I visited Moscow in 1991. It was pretty grim back then. Hardly any food available.

[@PuffyHighs]

still dont understand why 03:10 you didnt just say you tossed the ticket after you got off the train because you didnt expect to need it again.... omg...

[@McNoogletheSpamLord]

Bald, where have you hid Alinchek? She is your soulmate.

[@threebigideas3488]

Alina getting you to break laws. Next episode: this is what the food is like in a Russian jail.

[@apm3273]

Super Sir

[@nihilsinedeo3583]

*gulag

[@Russell85]

Ahahaha))

[@Meekerextreme]

Actually he should contact one and check it out...with his comments it would be funny.

[@slavsquench7693]

That is One Big Idea.

[@rock3tcatU233]

This guy has motivated me to become bald and make bad financial decisions.

[@Realthinx]

dont forget the dude living in the radiation zone

[@ebinnisti1769]

motivated but unmotivated

[@1995texasaggie]

Take your camera to Somalia, Venezuela, and Detroit, Michigan..............I'll watch your videos.

[@rock3tcatU233]

@@1995texasaggie Detroit is a step too far, but I'll take a look into Somaliland.

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

s bright wait fr did bald open a hotel in India?

[@_J.P._]

ANYWHERE: You get caught you have to pay the ticket price + fine. Period. No way around it. RUSSIA: You get caught you have to pay the ticket price + fine. Or you can turn around and look for other "options".

[@crazypete3759]

Ill take other "options"

[@Dave_ja_vu]

The fine was like €3 lmao

[@alicek.4714]

@@Dave_ja_vu it was a maximum fare on that line i think. often It's legal to buy a ticket in a machine to get out of a station, but it might be more expensive than a "real" ticket. And the security guy didn't have the authority to impose fines. So they weren't "caught" basically, there were no inspectors or transport police or whatever on their way

[@yakacm]

In the UK you usually just have to buy a ticket, only because there's been so many cutbacks that the chance of there not being a ticket office open on the station you came from is quite high, the conductor who checks tickets on the train can also sell you a ticket, they are supposed to fine you but they never do, if you are only going a few stops there's a good chance they won't make it to you in time and you can ride for free.

[@yakacm]

@@Dave_ja_vu I know, don't even think it was as much as that.

[@mdamon06]

My favorite part is you guys went all the way out of you way to avoid a $3 fine and called it so expensive XD

[@tesseract2365]

It's not just the fine. Once you pay it Putin tracks you through his Blackberry.

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

@DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM i don't think that ticketing machine takes any of your personal info so i doubt theres any way to trace the fine back to you; if you break a law and have to pay a fine to the police on the other hand, it's gonna be on your track record and you might not get a visa next time

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

@DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM as for surveillance, ofc theres none, that was a tinfoil hat type joke

[@elswicka2078]

I honestly laughed my arse off when i checked how much the fine was, in GBP! Alina is off the scale ahaha

[@NeveMindAnything]

Ayeeee! I was like 236Rubles sounds like a lot, until i converted it hahaha. It's not about the money, but the thought ;p

[@danmac0]

I don't know a single girl that would go to all that trouble to avoid a 3 dollars fine. She is a keeper.

[@chadomaniac]

Such a winner. Western girls are not like this.

[@papimew2672]

@@chadomaniac yeah they are, the ghetto ones lmao

[@elainevankat5353]

Only because she's very young...(that's why she does it).

[@a.i.dimmer4616]

@@chadomaniac western girla are trophy gf or wife

[@lolkekkeklol9353]

G S Western girls enjoy BBC much more ;-)

[@ShawnS14]

“Moscow is full of Chinese tourists”.... everywhere is full of Chinese tourists lol

[@michaeldeng1981]

Chinese tourists are everywhere in the world, even in Syria war zone.

[@teyton90]

@@michaeldeng1981 there is no syria war zone currently but i get your point aaand.. true xD

[@redwinesyndicate2001]

@Krljavi Dzo?

[@BarrettKillz]

Not in the Chernobyl zone in Belarus where Kolya lives.

[@abandonedchannel281]

Ranjit Tyagi East Turkestan*

[@GirGir183]

5:25 Somebody's kindly provided a chair for climbing.

[@simonapetrov8885]

LOL

[@andrejsokolov9431]

In Russia, there is a kind of infrastructure that allows you to save a little by ignoring some prohibitions and rules. The government and business destroy it sometimes, but people still restore it.

[@Bearodon]

I found it so strange where I live there are chainlink fences with barbed wire a door and a metal staircase down from the platform.

[@d.h.2509]

@@andrejsokolov9431 exploits that get patched

[@tomcray7907]

@@andrejsokolov9431 сууука, проорал)

[@dickwong903]

Damn you got United States Marines corp visiting Red Square, I’m totally shocked

[@plantpowered269]

they needed to have a good long look at the Red Square so they could recognise it in their potential long-distance missiles shooting

[@HailRider]

Having been a Marine for 23yrs I would assume they are a new rotation for the embassy and are out touring and learning the culture a bit.

[@craigsweeting507]

Why?

[@radicalrodriguez5912]

Bald might actually be bankrupt, folks. 236 Roubles is only like £3!

[@charliedovlander1269]

He has enough views to be in the black

[@samelmudir]

thats what i thought 😂. you're paying at least £50 in other countries with a fine

[@eddieed9684]

Gopnik never pay

[@AW_77]

@@kiran-yz8io Exactly Russia is a soft on ticket fraud as England, where they also let you buy a normal priced single if caught with no ticket. £3 for a penalty fare, I'd take that if I were you.

[@Alby_Torino]

@@KC-in9px nope 2.9 £ today

[@tccscott86]

Day off, coffee brewed and joint rolled, Bald and Bankrupt uploaded two mins ago. Beyond perfect.

[@KarlosBarzini]

Same ;)

[@jasperdiscovers]

man, I wish we could switch places; me being in my office while it's 32C outside...

[@noahh805]

Definitely one of my favorite channels to watch high

[@elenoir7753]

Just woken up and got my piece of Russia

[@tccscott86]

@@jasperdiscovers Its 31 here in Darwin Australia, I'm out on the porch and its glorious. Hope the weather sticks around til the weekend for you bro.

[@StealthRaven]

Alina:- "Why so expensive?" Station guy:- "Because it includes a fine" Never thought a normal sentence would be so badass, only in Russia I guess

[@johnnyapplesmith]

It's like $3 too.

[@wilfthepodenco5201]

Here in the U.K. you can see people who jump the ticket barriers at every station, I saw this happen last week , instead of a fine/arrest the ticket conductor said to the fare evader “Sir, that was very rude!” 😂

[@Vasily_dont_be_silly]

Quite so British, very yes indeed

[@setback4908]

I’m Greece it’s like one out 3

[@phunkthat4124]

"Sir, that was very rude but not enough for real gopnik!"

[@user-kh9ti1tj8h]

The same in Saint-Petetsburg

[@youwot2430]

And I've also seen the btp tackle someone who tried that lol

[@sauatty_qazaq]

- Where are you from? - Tajikistan. - Salam brat! This guy can survive anywhere.

[@DrESP179]

Lol :-D

[@rzhumen88]

nihao

[@lightarmand1]

i believe he said “brod/brad” which is slang for “brother”

[@sauatty_qazaq]

@@lightarmand1 'Brat' is not slang. That's 'brother' in Russian. This word is very popular in former Soviet republics, especially among Muslims.

[@lightarmand1]

Сауатты қазақ in the Philippines and middle east we uses brad/brod for “brother”. But good to know and thank you for the knowledge. Cheers!

[@dskimchen]

236 RUB is 3,77USD - that's not much, even includes the fine. He really is bankrupt.

[@DerpyExpress]

You can pay 3 times less if you buy tickets as you should

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

DerpyExpress Three times less? 236-(3×236)= -472. So I can get money if I don't try to fare dogging. What a deal.

[@VisiblyJacked]

@@levynagyphoto less than 20 years age difference I think

[@julianrachele757]

@@XtreeM_FaiL Three times less is 236/3 = ~79 rubles = ~$1.26 USD. I assume you are not a native English speaker as it is commonplace knowledge that N times less than M = M/N

[@penguin87904]

Yeah here u would pay that much for a normal ticket and a fine would be 80€... (Finland)

[@ulisev2]

Sometimes you get to ask why are we( The West ) so antagonised with Russia? Bald is british and gets along with every russian he meets. And everyone is welcoming him , tries to help and tries to give him the best experience. Sometimes you ask yourself what is about with all politicians stirring conflict and turmoil.

[@Ganiscol]

You gotta differentiate between Russians and Russian politicians - kinda like everywhere else.

[@Aaanze]

Sure but I mean, it must definitely help that he's fluently speaking russian to get the warmest experience..

[@Big_Sierra]

Feeding the military industrial complex

[@supermacdaddy]

i mean in general we've got to ask why we would feel so antagonized with any person due to what area of earth they're from lol.

[@joachimvonribbentrop1956]

As somebody else says, it comes down to money and power. People that ask why can bald get along with Russians but the west and the east have a power struggle do not understand how complex international politics are.

[@picaZZZZZo]

It makes me little bit proud that I understand most of the Russian conversations.... I'm half Croatian half Serbian, Greets from Austria 😊👍

[@jesselivermore2291]

serbian is like russian? what about polish or czeck?

[@aleksaobradovic6522]

@@jesselivermore2291 nah, not completely. We can understand some words and sentences if you speak slowly in Russian

[@user-ip8gz2xq8k]

@@jesselivermore2291 это всё славянская группа языков)

[@artemius1034]

@@jesselivermore2291 some words are similar in all slavic languages

[@jesselivermore2291]

@@artemius1034 so if i learn russian can i bridge to speak czeck polish serbian etc?

[@PaulGillooly1]

All this to avoid a £3 ticket - You really must be bankrupt lol

[@randeerkumarlutchumon8517]

@Joseph Mason no he hasn't, It has around 1.7 Million views, he must have made 2000 dollars.

[@randeerkumarlutchumon8517]

@Joseph Mason oh is see.

[@G-ra-ha-m]

I think the problem was the fine, if the fines are too huge people will just avoid paying completely, a 150% ticket price would have been fair and probably have been paid!

[@elmuizahmed8657]

@@G-ra-ha-m Then every one or most people will take the risk and not pay, after all if they got cought only 150% fine.

[@nickbartb4172]

@Joseph Mason I wonder how he makes any money, let alone be $5000, out of this video when there are no ads on this video!

[@Elkott]

That girls a bad influence on you, marry her immediately

[@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_]

Don't marry, she will leave with your money the same way she left the station. Go mgtow.

[@botondhorvath191]

@@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ lmao

[@kevink2809]

TomaCukor lol nice one

[@Lysergic_]

@jwahh and always remember a condom also do you know if a girl intentionally breaking a condom is illegal? I just thought about it and a girl could do that then boom you got child support and a kid you didn't want. I know not many would but i've never even considered it until now, and it has me concerned. Also by what i said i dont mean that ive been fucking girls left and right, cause im a virgin, im just actually concerned lmao

[@MishazBts]

Who is this girl where she came from ?

[@tecnica-de-voz]

7:03 The most beautiful and empty supermarket in the world

[@crypton8639]

Reminds me of DayZ lol

[@user-cr6vx6by1k]

Там космические цены

[@Fravashi1]

The prices are too high there. So there are no customers there

[@zyx321123xyz]

That was too early in the morning. Come here at 7 p.m.

[@SaltyDog69]

Trust me all the supermarkets in Russia are not like this. I used to live there.

[@user-pg9te8ug1j]

Dude your storytelling is just amazing. And Alina takes the entire story to another level.

[@idroolt6999]

You risked getting squished by a train or going to the gulag over $7.50? Excellent! 😄 😂

[@welshe222]

hes british so for his native currency 236 rubles is like 2gbp.. and thats nothing lol

[@idroolt6999]

@@welshe222 That was the entire point of my comment though I included the combined cost for both of them. And technically at the current exchange rate 236rub is 2.95gbp but who's counting? That's what Google says anyway.

[@mat2941]

He’s bankrupt remember?

[@idroolt6999]

@@mat2941 Valid point.

[@welshe222]

@@idroolt6999 Your entire point is wrong tho.. Don't you even read what you type by ur own "admission" 236 rubles is 2.95gbp (from google), that in return does not equal 7 dollars and 50 cents lol

[@ShaneRitz]

Them: "236 rubles for one person? Why so expensive?!" Guard: "It includes a fine." Me: Dang, that must be a lot. > Does conversion. > $3.74

[@TypicalJacques]

Shane Ritz same lol

[@aurelianspodarec2629]

@Black whiskey 7 No, its to actually save about $30.000 dollars. Otherwise there would be no video :)

[@derin111]

That's what I thought! So 236 Rubles = £3.00 hehehe!

[@ihategoogleplus3790]

@@aurelianspodarec2629 30,000 dollars are you high ? haha

[@ihategoogleplus3790]

@@aurelianspodarec2629 30,000 again i'll ask are you high ?

[@21Lulz]

We all know why hes wearing glasses when around her

[@TheASMRCyclist]

That supermarket reminds me of a SPAR in Venice in an old theatre, complete with frescos on the ceiling and walls. It was a beaut

[@UffUffsen]

never trust a pretty russian girl in yoga pants. old russian proverb

[@serggio88888]

Belarus girl* )

[@SDR702]

@@BrandonLee-cp2pp Would you like to do that after she's taken a shit?

[@sandrojones8068]

y'all need jesus.

[@garyw34]

@@sandrojones8068 🤣

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

Never trust a Russian.

[@deanc2000]

She's so nice. Always smiling and having a good time. Such a sweet girl.

[@legacyrsme]

If only most girls were like that

[@JohnDoe-bd5sz]

@Victor Bastos If you follow "Stop Xam" channel you would probably have to alter your views a bit. On that channel there are lots and lots of stuck up, entitled, snobby bitches, that just like western girls, think that them being women, makes them entitled to special treatment and they dont have to follow any rules.

[@zigotina]

such sweet milkers as well

[@JohnDoe-bd5sz]

@@JP-re3bc Well, it certainly can not be because he has money. :)

[@QckSGaming]

@@JP-re3bc It's the subscriber count. It's clear that she misses half the things that bald vlogs and just smiles and laughs at the wrong places. She likes the attention :)

[@Amory98]

Evading paying for tickets and then stealthily getting out of the railway station with a supremely attractive girl in Russia of all places, you're living the dream Benjamin! ❤️❤️

[@LuckStroN]

8:48 Crazy how times had changed.

[@shortinos]

The Russian supermarket made Harrods look like LIDL

[@bonse1]

You had Lidl's new brownie from the fresh bakery... mate... do it! Well worth the 59p.

[@grime5652]

T Bonse 🤣

[@itsenzo3000]

This comment is pure gold!

[@nbss]

mark brown it was 6 in the morning

[@MartianCZ]

Alina is like girl sidekick character in pc games

[@CynicalBastard]

Dude, the PC side-chick....bomb-diggety.

[@alsammak9763]

😂😂😂

[@harrisonyoung8119]

More like sugar baby 😂

[@jaggerbin7486]

Surprisingly no metro reffrances

[@davidalancarroll2456]

You mean like a "side-kick."???

[@tipr8739]

And imagine if there were a troupe of Russian Marines in dress uniform walking around Times Square. The news would blow a gasket

[@rickhughesprints]

I doubt anyone would notice. If they did, they wouldn't care.

[@rickhughesprints]

I doubt anyone would notice. If they did, they wouldn't care.

[@ramonpineda7514]

I'm sure those illegitimate Disney Characters trying to make a buck wouldn't mess with them.

[@atomik7066]

I think the capitol hill is what youre thinking of

[@blitzi9631]

00:21 i was right there back in 2017 right at this place of the airport this is crazy to see you standing there man Love your content Greetings from germany ❤️

[@G_Kaz]

Next episode: Making Friends In Siberian Prison

[@Jackk.A]

Kazla 😂

[@TArja-me6jt]

Why not?

[@abstractrussian5562]

Next episode: How to enter a cell properly and gain respect.

[@jonparks5485]

ITS FREAKING 3 DOLLARS ...Bald being so cheap is annoying.

[@kam2894]

Richard Bothington-Ashby gulags don’t exist anymore

[@rradza]

236 RUB = 3.30737 EUR , so "expensive" :D

[@EvilTomte]

Yeah why not just pay it..?

[@delpher32exe]

not when you get 300eur per month

[@PK-lh2om]

because content :D

[@command_unit7792]

That includes a fine so honestly that is kinda good...In my country the minimum fine is 20$...

[@piotrb4240]

@@EvilTomte That would be no fun!

[@MrHogzor]

Holy shit. that has to be the most beautiful convenience store i've ever seen!

[@QueenlySweetpea]

Not a " convenience store " it was a grocery store ..

[@mucbko]

Alinchick is so freaking perfect!

[@vickperry3940]

Security: "You must pay 236 Rubles" Bald: "For one Person???" Alina: "Why so expensive???" Security: "Because it includes a fine!" 236 Rubles = $3.80 LMFAOOOOOO

[@WhaleInTheSkies]

I don't get it. What's so funny?

[@simonking195]

@@WhaleInTheSkies because its peanuts

[@diegoperez2090]

This is why nobody respects the law in Russia. Fines don't hurt.

[@vickperry3940]

@steve n With a fine included,... Lets not forget that! 😂🤯

Lol! for reference In Sweden, 1 pack of marlboro cigarettes costs about about as much as both tickets+fines!

[@en6064]

I love how the chair is just in the right place. Must be a trail commonly used

[@ralphpomm4943]

Another great video. I must say you are living life as it should. I wish I had the balls to take such adventures. Thank you for sharing. PS. I was surprised to see American Marines there. Very cool.👍🏼

[@risefromyourpain]

Moscow is such a fascinating place. Waking up through Red Square towards St Basils is an experience I’ll never forget.

[@user-or8yf1wk5q]

Especially now. All the world sh1t on russia with those cheap sluts 😂

[@larisaalicante3964]

Ужасное место с агресивными чеченцами повсюду . Но наивный турист может полюбить эту площадь с трупом ленина.

[@tjuepptja9808]

@@larisaalicante3964преувеличение

[@sanarcher]

Chinese tourists and US Marines together on THE FREAKING RED SQUARE? This is surreal.

[@19andersongroup60]

Got to love it!

[@bonteski2997]

i mean... did anyone expected to see that?

[@BricksIn]

No.... This is Russia!!!!

[@austindolan3142]

@RCSP ye Probably to pay homage to communism or something

[@MrSupernova111]

That took me by surprise.

[@Drexfam2023]

Bald and Bankrupt ~ “Lets see what trouble we can get into” Alinchyk the Belarusian Gopnik ~ “Hold my vodka”

[@baldandbankrupt]

We are both laughing at your comment right now 👍🏻

[@HunterTwoGaming]

bald and bankrupt loooool she will be the death of you hahaha

[@deanreinke1148]

Google says He married AlinChick in the Summer of 2022! A win 🏆 for Old Bald!

[@baldandbankrupt]

Cheers

[@seeyouchump]

@@baldandbankrupt Did you really?? Or is it another of these "passionate" relationships you had in the past?

[@xxc365]

Good for her

[@blagoevski336]

@@seeyouchump he did

[@nigelwright850]

The wonders of KZbin I found you by chance, excellent work, i'm hooked, and I'm working through your videos.

[@gearkicker2442]

I still think your a spy dude. But you got lucky and were assigned a hot spy partner for this mission.

[@robertlund5694]

'You are' not 'your'.

[@TUBESPECIFIC1]

Wow, what an intriguing conspiracy theory. Well he's British and fluently speaks Russian and is very good about knowing his sense of direction in a part of the world most of us don't know a lot about and actually kinda fear venturing off into. Is he just a great smart explorer or is he in a secret society? He's a clever man whatever he is. He's very successful at getting hot dates as well...

[@celticbarry9877]

The girl is the Russian James bond and Bald is her sidekick.

[@megaotstoy]

@@TUBESPECIFIC1 did you just mentioned James Bond?

[@pistekjiri]

No he's not, we've already seen him squat properly

[@purpleflurp9726]

You know my boy clapping cheeks on this adventure

[@MadLemon]

nah he kisses her on the cheek.

[@donjon5442]

J B No you don’t

[@benpotter6832]

@@JWB86 tbf he's not the one commenting on KZbin about fucking his girl in the arse like a 13 year old who talks about it all the time because he's never had any before...

[@Troller235]

@@JWB86 100% you're 15 and haven't held hands with a girl yet

[@d1_2kr]

Why is everyone talking about fucking girls

[@newwayofstudyingrussian9869]

Lol you've got through my everyday route to the work! There's easier way to detour the pay-gates at Streshnevo station haha. Absolutely amazing experience! Once you spare money on ticket, next you attend the most expensive store in Moscow. Life of contrast =)

[@gauravcardoza4197]

Other countries : walking on railway lines is unwise India : why u scared everyone does it

[@themechanic4222]

Fuck India 🇮🇳. Dirty country

[@ola1847]

@@themechanic4222 Fine

[@vijeshkumar692]

@@themechanic4222 says the one who's never been to India

[@bern6543]

Indians can afford that. With their population over a billion, you know.

[@saptarshichoudhury9710]

@@vijeshkumar692 no one wants to visit india..worst country for obvious reasons..india🤮🤮🤢🤢

[@josephseiler1878]

I used to want to learn how to speak Russian to read Tolstoy without translation. Now I want to learn it to become a Gopnik. Thank you, Mr. Bald. You are putting life into perspective.

[@FerrisMacWheel]

Tolstoy was a gopnik too

[@allanek7881]

@@FerrisMacWheel граф Толстой?))

[@phunkthat4124]

Buy some roasted sunflower seeds to crunch (the best one would be from babushka) and a card deck of 36 cards. Beer and stuff are on the videos. Cheers!

[@aryankhatri1095]

People saying he should pay the fine, Guys he is bankrupt.

[@robw95]

and bald

[@aryankhatri1095]

Barrack Obama Vlogs Thanks

[@mitainepasdpouce]

@Barrack Obama Vlogs THANKS OBAMA

[@hayesman76]

Aryan Khatri He’s so “bankrupt” that he can afford to travel all over the world.

[@sixtysyxti3235]

@@hayesman76 to the poorest countries where the conversion rate works in his favour

[@morebrokethaneven4788]

5:26 there is LITERALLY a chair planted there :')

[@toms6888]

Alina... Always adorably modest and shy, but very brave to go to these places! Quite the woman!

[@scuglieropiron]

"why so expensive?" € 3,41 each Italian trains: € 100 fine plus ticket

[@gabrielgri]

But he is bankrupt

[@OrihuelaClubDeAlterne]

Then use the bus managed by the mafia

[@trueuttar]

What about Western Europe salaries?

[@iss993ita5]

to do 80km on train in Italy is 12 euros.... reason why i use always ma car

[@tjuepptja9808]

@@trueuttar the difference between Western and Russian (especially Moscow's) salaries is not 30 times.

[@rays5073]

Bald: "... American soldiers..." Marine: "MARINES!" lmao

[@bigman489]

Ray S Lol, but they are technically different in the American vernacular.

[@rays5073]

I know, Marines really dislike being called soldiers, as they are a separate service branch

[@danielsolberg1638]

Same same different name.

[@jennifermackinnon6982]

You quickly corrected yourself to those marines....almost tripped on your tongue lol. They wouldn't hurt you. Relax.

[@kevinerose]

Hey at least they weren't drunk and fighting each other.

[@user-zp6rp9bb2s]

Holly shit!! that was Pokrovskoe Streshnevo, my Metro station! However i'm clueless as of how did he end up here🤣)))

[@andreas4417]

I have worked with many Belarussian women, but Alina is by far the most polite, intelligent, free-spirited and pleasing on the eye if I put it that way. Shes a keeper.

[@KillDozer44]

his ''friend'' not fooling me you two are dating

[@joeb7975]

mr bald can't divulge this, might affect his amount of lady subscribers

[@mannygomez5367]

joe b. Lol

[@jackwood107]

They're just dating, they don't want to russian to things too fast.

[@harindersingh6565]

May b friends with benefits 😉😉😉

[@MrGamer21]

@@harindersingh6565 hell yeah ;)

[@dbloodline]

If he did this in North Korea it would be the last video on this channel.

[@northover5023]

channel whipe

[@dbloodline]

level 100 boss And all over less than 5 dollars... Sighs

[@Setras]

The video would not even appear on his channel.

[@falcone5287]

it wouldn't be uploaded

[@zavtradnem]

in his life

[@StromkirkCurse]

this fine including the ticket ocst is less than the ticket I buy everyday to drive like 2km haha

[@sklitterbeer106]

I'm so sorry man

[@StromkirkCurse]

@@sklitterbeer106 nothing to worry about mate, that´s just the price for living where I want to live ;)

[@Andres-ip5so]

Normal Person: So why did you learned Russian and marry a Russian woman? Me: You wouldn't get it.

[@jimdawdy6254]

At 1:09 Alina has you in the "Russian half-Nelson" arm lock. That's it buddy, she owns you. You're no longer your own man. Source: Married a soviet girl.

[@rosamariagoncalves8360]

Again

[@sadhanabrataroy9117]

Does that mean he will again face bankruptcy?? 😂😂

[@TheTruthIsFiction]

Next channel coming up: Alina and Bald

[@AbhiKohli]

Hahaha well spotted, sir.

[@harrybalszak7526]

You’re just weak as fuck if you let any woman control you.

[@alexander.frisch]

Always letting Alina in front of him, such a gentleman, lovely view 😂👌

[@iobawan]

@Jimmy B.S. Roastbeef what a rude way to say that 🤷‍♀️

[@cfvgd]

@@isaiahsilverstein4412 😆

[@njeridiva85]

@Schlomo Goldbergstein 7 savage

[@chucky2316]

Cracking ass imagine just sitting there with a hard and alina doing cowgirl.

[@boundish1]

He's tappin that for sure haha!

[@alexandershmyga1775]

Man! This is the most awesome channel I stubled upon so far! Чувак, ты золото. Делай видео вечно.

[@newkow0791]

8:45 "Ах-ты, батюшки, американцы..." (с) Капитан Прайс, 1944, в цвете

[@andrewflow7033]

f-f[fpf[f[[fхаахахахахахахахахах

[@MorseB]

All that just to avoid a $3.76 fare?

[@timh8273]

But he's bankrupt

[@iecsao]

@@timh8273 perfect 😂

[@GaspataGhast]

and then he ended up having to pay a fine lmao.

[@BaksBaksBaks]

And to do crazy illegal stuff with Alina. Damn, I'd do it too.

[@mayamaeru]

he probably agreed to it for the camera lol

[@zambimaru]

US Marines walking around in Red Square? That's the last thing I'd expect to see there.

[@UbiqueGrid]

LT is lost again

[@michaelperez6147]

zambimaru Probably marines on MSG Duty or some shit

[@Natureorganica]

@@michaelperez6147 100%, their detachment commander was probably dragging them out in blues uniform to get a cute photo, like they do.

[@codymo32791]

Embassy Security.

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Two trucks of US marines are rolling up... Kremlin is under siege... Under lockdown...

[@MovieNerd1994]

I wonder whether or not the Marines shall return to Russia in my lifetime.

[@ivartangring3392]

One can hope

[@enjoythemoment8973]

So clean, did not see garbage anywhere

[@TimKyoutube]

Marines hate being called soldiers lol

[@whitevanman9500]

What you doing here..and whats the difference between soldiers and Marines

[@fdsman]

@@whitevanman9500 what's the difference between someone in the navy and someone in the air force? Same sort of thing.

[@arabica7]

Why you are alone in Costa Rica?

[@DefyyyTTV]

@@fdsman they are all soldiers sooo yeah

[@DefyyyTTV]

@@sergeantbigmac no its like calling a coupe a car. They are all cars only if you go deeper they are different kind of cars

[@IKonixxHD]

Really cool that you saw Marines there. Those are the Marines working at the Embassy in Moscow and they were taking their detachment photo in front of the cathedral. Only happens once in a blue moon because we are aren't allowed to wear our uniforms in public without special approval.

[@tommyd.7642]

How long were you in the Marines

[@IKonixxHD]

@@tommyd.7642 5 years

[@reidadams4277]

Every time i see this young woman in one of Bald's videos, i think to myself that this is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. Are all slavic women like that or...............

[@robmarshall9026]

yeah a lot of them are lmao.

[@johnlumb1078]

KZbin sent me to you and I am forever grateful....Love them and your friend is beautiful.

[@angeloboyarov626]

From day 1 this girl is nothing but trouble

[@sixtysyxti3235]

Right

[@2ichie]

That’s what I was thinking. She’s a terrible influence lol

[@misskick8094]

😂😂

[@TheQwertyuiop6]

She is the GREAT kind of trouble tho

[@richpeacock]

But she’s a hottie so who wouldn’t?

[@srw6772]

236 rubles is $3.76 You weren't willing to pay that? lol

[@Pidalin]

I think it's some kind of sport for him, it's not about money. :-)

[@Lexxsoe]

Have you forgotten that he is Bankrupt?😃

[@lexlutoff2957]

You missed one important thing - 236 for a one person)))

[@jameschristophercirujano6650]

Gopniks don't pay, lol.

[@ukguy]

you couldn't even go one stop here for that price.

[@AlexGTAgamer]

I'm not sure which I was most pleasantly surprised by the most - That cheeky chair by the platform to aid folk sneaking out of the station without a ticket, the fancy supermarket, or the Marines in Red Square.

[@solanaceae2069]

We need to mass petition Russian government to forgive Bald and let him back in!

[@myrmecologistjp9228]

Hopefully, you don't get sent to Gulag, as you say that you have already been seen on camera...

[@knivesmics1418]

Bald was there to pick up his friend "A Lean Chick" 😂😂😂😂

[@j4rl3hqu4dr0]

Was wondering how english speakers hear that. It fits her very well, lol. Actually that suffix 'chick' provides a meaning like 'little Alina'.

[@knivesmics1418]

@@j4rl3hqu4dr0 it fits her well, no disrespect.

[@jesscast5122]

@@j4rl3hqu4dr0 Alinka.........

[@knivesmics1418]

@@ArtU4All hahaahaha I just got in on my first view😂

[@aussiesam01]

Man, I can't believe you did all that just to avoid a AUD$4 fine! You bring new meaning to the term cheapskate ;-)

[@danw7447]

I'm addicted to your videos, you live the life I dream of

[@leodeguire1641]

Bald:Thats probably not really smart we might be on camera. Bald:Uploads himself doing it on video.

[@priesty.]

What's the chance any Russian police or people from that station watch his vids

[@leodeguire1641]

@@priesty. next to none

[@discolightsavings]

Haha, you got me there 😂

[@busthebest]

The woman at 0:36 actually says "you go down the road to the train station, BUY A TICKET, get on a train and go to a next Leningradskaya station". XD

[@IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag]

I don't believe they didn't have 500 roubles anyway

[@xEightyHate]

it was not even that expensive ffs haha

[@BSoDexe]

The fun thing is that you can actually walk to their destination station on circle and it will be faster.

[@scottscott232]

I love Alina's confidence. You'd feel really safe in Russia with her.

[@user-gm3om2cv4z]

Look at the difference between eylina, spelling I know . But seriously. Look at her compared to an English bird. She has balls without being told,she can actually think for herself. Amazing nowadays, and she's fit. Love that supermarket, very impressive.

[@MEOWMEOW-ix5rk]

At 2:36 you can see jesus himself praying for the future of humanity

[@lovepeace9727]

lmao wtf

[@Irrelavant__]

if fortnite didn't exist, this wouldn't happen

[@dudamonas2450]

Creepy

[@MrBhavinbhavsar]

proud atheist here, fuck off meow meow

[@MEOWMEOW-ix5rk]

@@MrBhavinbhavsar :(

[@rhouserjr]

Did you do all of that to avoid a $4 USD ticket including the fine? True Gopnik style.

[@williampilon1093]

He saved 8$ just going another way

[@mialily206]

I was looking for this comment ...I know all this for 4 bucks

[@Lisaj4431]

@@mialily206 very sad, I guess they thought we would think they were, oh so clever....wrong

[@mialily206]

@@Lisaj4431 😉

[@fnln544]

Converse needs to support Bald and his channel...and makes "Limited Edition 'Bald and Bankrupt' 'Soviet' Shoes."

[@cheetos1231000]

im so happy i can live vicariously through bald's videos

[@EgbertWilliams]

You just knew that those Marines wouldn't let "American soldiers" pass without a correction.

[@tsfbaf303]

Yeah, as if it matters, still soldiers

[@Carlos-wy4on]

Army, they wouldn't have cared. Navy men wouldn't have cared. Airforce wouldn't have cared. Marines......"I'M A FUCKING MARINE!!!!". I love my marine brothers but it's a whole different breed.

[@GolDRoger-hy4ei]

it shows how meat-headed the common Marines are that they don't understand the basic logistics of communication requiring 1 general word to encompass every person of every armed forces (soldiers) so normal people don't have to sound off your position and rank every time we're trying to just put together a casual statement or phrase (ie: talking)

[@EgbertWilliams]

@@GolDRoger-hy4ei You're a dunce and they knew exactly what they were doing. "Soldier" isn't a generic term, regardless of how it's misused. Sailors are not soldiers. Neither are Marines.

[@libertyordeath5630]

@@EgbertWilliams well you had better tell the marine corp in ww1 that marines are not soldiers because they used recruitment posters referring to marines as "soldiers of the sea". Also most marines never fight on a ship they fight on land; they are soldiers. Get over it...

[@drazen1529]

Alternative title "How to risk your life for 3.3 euros in really silly way"

[@siritio3553]

Russia is not NK, mate. But it doesn't help to see tourists behaving in such a way.

[@BigDuke6ixx]

too true. The way it works is you get out of the way of a train and get killed immediately by the one you didn't see.

[@FreeAsABeast]

She’s a trooper ❤️

[@charlescummings9581]

Man, I love your videos! So interesting and entertaining!

[@as3284]

All this fuss for 236 rubles?? Or just to watch Elinas' behind?? I wonder!!

[@TheZombaslaya]

236 rubles is chump change. That’s like $3 something.

[@thomasgascoigne7850]

@@TheZombaslaya lol that is the cheapest fine ever lmao here in spain it 100 euros

[@virus5567]

@Walker it woulda cost ya nothing to say that yet here we are

[@googlemail4241]

Either way isnt worth it

[@greensquirrel4019]

In India even it's 1000 rs... That is something around 15-20 USD.

[@MrSkoresh]

0:31 “Monument to the defenders of Moscow” This is where the Nazi army was stopped during WWII.

[@baldandbankrupt]

Correct.

[@MT-eo6tq]

@@alexfilma16 *Same thing

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

@@MT-eo6tq SS troops were directly a part of Nazi party so you could call them Nazi army but Wehrmacht wasn't a part of Nazi party at all, it was the official German army and the part of state which included every kind of soldiers-generals that some of them were even against Nazis including the best German generals such as Guderian or Rommel who faced many accusations from Nazi party and got dismissed and even executed like Rommel in 1944...

[@boris_sobaken]

Химкинские Ежи. It is not exactly true that germans were stopped there. Actually, only a couple of german recon solders managed to get to the town, now known as Khimki. Also there are rumors that german motorcyclists managed to get to the bridge over Moskva canal. They just looked around and went back. What is more, some tanks were waiting for a command 3 km north from the monument. They never attacked I am local btw

[@Oleg-oe1rc]

@@boris_sobaken Stopping an army and stopping a few soldiers are quite different things.

[@michaelrossi4904]

Those leggings 'bout to make me act up.

[@nasseryousif1222]

Lmao

[@donkane7308]

Desperate much?

[@donkane7308]

@@illwillsquared thats ok if you're gay, in 2021 its acceptable. You're brave for coming out too. Congrats.

[@theForrestGalantey]

Alina is the perfect woman! Bald you lucked up big time finding her.

[@user-cr6vx6by1k]

Думаешь ее пригласят для очередной серии , как девушку Джеймса Бонда ?

[@NPC_-mf4dw]

"It's not electric!" *rolls eyes* Haha, I love her!

[@davenufc55]

Could of been a 3rd rail. But these trains are powered by the overhead lines

[@arturturkevych3816]

@@davenufc55 they don't do third rail in Russia and most of Europe, except GB

[@davenufc55]

@@arturturkevych3816 not on this track tho. And the UK do on the London underground

[@AlekDjRo]

I love her too. :))

[@RicArmstrong]

Such beautiful camera work when she's walking in front of you. 😎

[@iWorld777]

:)))))

[@soham4741]

Ricochet 😂

[@mooseknuckle8334]

Some people's children

[@cowix122]

her ass is ugly dude

[@stallio5612]

@@cowix122 it's cute man

[@miikapekk5155]

Moscow looks amazing, I love that supermarket. Best not to break laws , remember you're a guest in their country so show maximum respect .

[@Ivan.scherbak]

That is "Yeliseevsky" supermarket originally opened 1990. Sadly this historic supermarket was closed because of financial inefficiency when COVID started. But I'm sure it will open its doors back someday, cause it is kinda legendary. Obviously, other supermarkets in Moscow are not like this.