🇷🇺 When travelling into the centre of Moscow by train early in the morning we did not see a ticket machine. It will be ok we thought, nobody will check our tickets...Wrong!
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@baldandbankrupt4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to check out my blog for all the behind the scenes stuff and more! lostgopnik.com
@solobano5704 жыл бұрын
What’s the song at the beginning?
@lakeportlighter4 жыл бұрын
@@solobano570 “fish” by Leningrad What's her IG?
@PindarMOD3 жыл бұрын
I visited Moscow in 1991. It was pretty grim back then. Hardly any food available.
@PuffyHighs3 жыл бұрын
still dont understand why 03:10 you didnt just say you tossed the ticket after you got off the train because you didnt expect to need it again.... omg...
@McNoogletheSpamLord3 жыл бұрын
Bald, where have you hid Alinchek? She is your soulmate.
@threebigideas34885 жыл бұрын
Alina getting you to break laws. Next episode: this is what the food is like in a Russian jail.
@apm32735 жыл бұрын
Super Sir
@nihilsinedeo35835 жыл бұрын
*gulag
@Russell855 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha))
@Meekerextreme5 жыл бұрын
Actually he should contact one and check it out...with his comments it would be funny.
@slavsquench76935 жыл бұрын
That is One Big Idea.
@ShawnS145 жыл бұрын
“Moscow is full of Chinese tourists”.... everywhere is full of Chinese tourists lol
@michaeldeng19815 жыл бұрын
Chinese tourists are everywhere in the world, even in Syria war zone.
@teyton905 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldeng1981 there is no syria war zone currently but i get your point aaand.. true xD
@redwinesyndicate20015 жыл бұрын
@?
@BarrettKillz5 жыл бұрын
Not in the Chernobyl zone in Belarus where Kolya lives.
@abandonedchannel2815 жыл бұрын
Ranjit Tyagi East Turkestan*
@_J.P._3 жыл бұрын
ANYWHERE: You get caught you have to pay the ticket price + fine. Period. No way around it. RUSSIA: You get caught you have to pay the ticket price + fine. Or you can turn around and look for other "options".
@crazypete37593 жыл бұрын
Ill take other "options"
@Dave_ja_vu3 жыл бұрын
The fine was like €3 lmao
@alicek.47143 жыл бұрын
@@Dave_ja_vu it was a maximum fare on that line i think. often It's legal to buy a ticket in a machine to get out of a station, but it might be more expensive than a "real" ticket. And the security guy didn't have the authority to impose fines. So they weren't "caught" basically, there were no inspectors or transport police or whatever on their way
@yakacm3 жыл бұрын
In the UK you usually just have to buy a ticket, only because there's been so many cutbacks that the chance of there not being a ticket office open on the station you came from is quite high, the conductor who checks tickets on the train can also sell you a ticket, they are supposed to fine you but they never do, if you are only going a few stops there's a good chance they won't make it to you in time and you can ride for free.
@yakacm3 жыл бұрын
@@Dave_ja_vu I know, don't even think it was as much as that.
@mdamon063 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is you guys went all the way out of you way to avoid a $3 fine and called it so expensive XD
@tesseract23653 жыл бұрын
It's not just the fine. Once you pay it Putin tracks you through his Blackberry.
@CucumberpatchAddict3 жыл бұрын
@DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM i don't think that ticketing machine takes any of your personal info so i doubt theres any way to trace the fine back to you; if you break a law and have to pay a fine to the police on the other hand, it's gonna be on your track record and you might not get a visa next time
@CucumberpatchAddict3 жыл бұрын
@DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM as for surveillance, ofc theres none, that was a tinfoil hat type joke
@elswicka20783 жыл бұрын
I honestly laughed my arse off when i checked how much the fine was, in GBP! Alina is off the scale ahaha
@NeveMindAnything2 жыл бұрын
Ayeeee! I was like 236Rubles sounds like a lot, until i converted it hahaha. It's not about the money, but the thought ;p
@rock3tcatU2335 жыл бұрын
This guy has motivated me to become bald and make bad financial decisions.
@Realthinx5 жыл бұрын
dont forget the dude living in the radiation zone
@ebinnisti17695 жыл бұрын
motivated but unmotivated
@1995texasaggie5 жыл бұрын
Take your camera to Somalia, Venezuela, and Detroit, Michigan..............I'll watch your videos.
@rock3tcatU2335 жыл бұрын
@@1995texasaggie Detroit is a step too far, but I'll take a look into Somaliland.
@Jonas-xl4wg5 жыл бұрын
s bright wait fr did bald open a hotel in India?
@radicalrodriguez59125 жыл бұрын
Bald might actually be bankrupt, folks. 236 Roubles is only like £3!
@charliedovlander12695 жыл бұрын
He has enough views to be in the black
@samelmudir5 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought 😂. you're paying at least £50 in other countries with a fine
@eddieed96845 жыл бұрын
Gopnik never pay
@AW_775 жыл бұрын
@@kiran-yz8io Exactly Russia is a soft on ticket fraud as England, where they also let you buy a normal priced single if caught with no ticket. £3 for a penalty fare, I'd take that if I were you.
@Alby_Torino5 жыл бұрын
@@KC-in9px nope 2.9 £ today
@GirGir1833 жыл бұрын
5:25 Somebody's kindly provided a chair for climbing.
@simonapetrov88853 жыл бұрын
LOL
@andrejsokolov94313 жыл бұрын
In Russia, there is a kind of infrastructure that allows you to save a little by ignoring some prohibitions and rules. The government and business destroy it sometimes, but people still restore it.
@Bearodon3 жыл бұрын
I found it so strange where I live there are chainlink fences with barbed wire a door and a metal staircase down from the platform.
@d.h.25093 жыл бұрын
@@andrejsokolov9431 exploits that get patched
@tomcray79072 жыл бұрын
@@andrejsokolov9431 сууука, проорал)
@dickwong9033 жыл бұрын
Damn you got United States Marines corp visiting Red Square, I’m totally shocked
@plantpowered2693 жыл бұрын
they needed to have a good long look at the Red Square so they could recognise it in their potential long-distance missiles shooting
@HailRider3 жыл бұрын
Having been a Marine for 23yrs I would assume they are a new rotation for the embassy and are out touring and learning the culture a bit.
@craigsweeting5072 жыл бұрын
Why?
@dskimchen5 жыл бұрын
236 RUB is 3,77USD - that's not much, even includes the fine. He really is bankrupt.
@DerpyExpress5 жыл бұрын
You can pay 3 times less if you buy tickets as you should
@XtreeM_FaiL5 жыл бұрын
DerpyExpress Three times less? 236-(3×236)= -472. So I can get money if I don't try to fare dogging. What a deal.
@GreenTeaViewer5 жыл бұрын
@@levynagyphoto less than 20 years age difference I think
@julianrachele7575 жыл бұрын
@@XtreeM_FaiL Three times less is 236/3 = ~79 rubles = ~$1.26 USD. I assume you are not a native English speaker as it is commonplace knowledge that N times less than M = M/N
@penguin879045 жыл бұрын
Yeah here u would pay that much for a normal ticket and a fine would be 80€... (Finland)
@idroolt69995 жыл бұрын
You risked getting squished by a train or going to the gulag over $7.50? Excellent! 😄 😂
@welshe2225 жыл бұрын
hes british so for his native currency 236 rubles is like 2gbp.. and thats nothing lol
@idroolt69995 жыл бұрын
@@welshe222 That was the entire point of my comment though I included the combined cost for both of them. And technically at the current exchange rate 236rub is 2.95gbp but who's counting? That's what Google says anyway.
@mat29415 жыл бұрын
He’s bankrupt remember?
@idroolt69995 жыл бұрын
@@mat2941 Valid point.
@welshe2225 жыл бұрын
@@idroolt6999 Your entire point is wrong tho.. Don't you even read what you type by ur own "admission" 236 rubles is 2.95gbp (from google), that in return does not equal 7 dollars and 50 cents lol
@picaZZZZZo3 жыл бұрын
It makes me little bit proud that I understand most of the Russian conversations.... I'm half Croatian half Serbian, Greets from Austria 😊👍
@jesselivermore22913 жыл бұрын
serbian is like russian? what about polish or czeck?
@aleksaobradovic65223 жыл бұрын
@@jesselivermore2291 nah, not completely. We can understand some words and sentences if you speak slowly in Russian
@user-ip8gz2xq8k3 жыл бұрын
@@jesselivermore2291 это всё славянская группа языков)
@artemius10343 жыл бұрын
@@jesselivermore2291 some words are similar in all slavic languages
@jesselivermore22913 жыл бұрын
@@artemius1034 so if i learn russian can i bridge to speak czeck polish serbian etc?
@StealthRaven3 жыл бұрын
Alina:- "Why so expensive?" Station guy:- "Because it includes a fine" Never thought a normal sentence would be so badass, only in Russia I guess
@johnnyapplesmith3 жыл бұрын
It's like $3 too.
@danmac05 жыл бұрын
I don't know a single girl that would go to all that trouble to avoid a 3 dollars fine. She is a keeper.
@chadomaniac5 жыл бұрын
Such a winner. Western girls are not like this.
@papimew26725 жыл бұрын
@@chadomaniac yeah they are, the ghetto ones lmao
@elainevankat53535 жыл бұрын
Only because she's very young...(that's why she does it).
@a.i.dimmer46165 жыл бұрын
@@chadomaniac western girla are trophy gf or wife
@lolkekkeklol93535 жыл бұрын
G S Western girls enjoy BBC much more ;-)
@sauatty_qazaq4 жыл бұрын
- Where are you from? - Tajikistan. - Salam brat! This guy can survive anywhere.
@DrESP1794 жыл бұрын
Lol :-D
@rzhumen884 жыл бұрын
nihao
@lightarmand14 жыл бұрын
i believe he said “brod/brad” which is slang for “brother”
@sauatty_qazaq4 жыл бұрын
@@lightarmand1 'Brat' is not slang. That's 'brother' in Russian. This word is very popular in former Soviet republics, especially among Muslims.
@lightarmand14 жыл бұрын
Сауатты қазақ in the Philippines and middle east we uses brad/brod for “brother”. But good to know and thank you for the knowledge. Cheers!
@ulisev23 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you get to ask why are we( The West ) so antagonised with Russia? Bald is british and gets along with every russian he meets. And everyone is welcoming him , tries to help and tries to give him the best experience. Sometimes you ask yourself what is about with all politicians stirring conflict and turmoil.
@Ganiscol2 жыл бұрын
You gotta differentiate between Russians and Russian politicians - kinda like everywhere else.
@Aaanze2 жыл бұрын
Sure but I mean, it must definitely help that he's fluently speaking russian to get the warmest experience..
@Big_Sierra2 жыл бұрын
Feeding the military industrial complex
@supermacdaddy2 жыл бұрын
i mean in general we've got to ask why we would feel so antagonized with any person due to what area of earth they're from lol.
@joachimvonribbentrop19562 жыл бұрын
As somebody else says, it comes down to money and power. People that ask why can bald get along with Russians but the west and the east have a power struggle do not understand how complex international politics are.
@wilfthepodenco52013 жыл бұрын
Here in the U.K. you can see people who jump the ticket barriers at every station, I saw this happen last week , instead of a fine/arrest the ticket conductor said to the fare evader “Sir, that was very rude!” 😂
@Vasily_dont_be_silly2 жыл бұрын
Quite so British, very yes indeed
@setback49082 жыл бұрын
I’m Greece it’s like one out 3
@phunkthat41242 жыл бұрын
"Sir, that was very rude but not enough for real gopnik!"
@user-kh9ti1tj8h Жыл бұрын
The same in Saint-Petetsburg
@youwot2430 Жыл бұрын
And I've also seen the btp tackle someone who tried that lol
@UffUffsen5 жыл бұрын
never trust a pretty russian girl in yoga pants. old russian proverb
@serggio888885 жыл бұрын
Belarus girl* )
@SDR7025 жыл бұрын
@@BrandonLee-cp2pp Would you like to do that after she's taken a shit?
@sandrojones80685 жыл бұрын
y'all need jesus.
@garyw345 жыл бұрын
@@sandrojones8068 🤣
@XtreeM_FaiL5 жыл бұрын
Never trust a Russian.
@tccscott865 жыл бұрын
Day off, coffee brewed and joint rolled, Bald and Bankrupt uploaded two mins ago. Beyond perfect.
@KarlosBarzini5 жыл бұрын
Same ;)
@jasperdiscovers5 жыл бұрын
man, I wish we could switch places; me being in my office while it's 32C outside...
@noahh8055 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of my favorite channels to watch high
@elenoir77535 жыл бұрын
Just woken up and got my piece of Russia
@tccscott865 жыл бұрын
@@jasperdiscovers Its 31 here in Darwin Australia, I'm out on the porch and its glorious. Hope the weather sticks around til the weekend for you bro.
@Amory982 жыл бұрын
Evading paying for tickets and then stealthily getting out of the railway station with a supremely attractive girl in Russia of all places, you're living the dream Benjamin! ❤️❤️
@tecnica-de-voz2 жыл бұрын
7:03 The most beautiful and empty supermarket in the world
@crypton86392 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of DayZ lol
@user-cr6vx6by1k2 жыл бұрын
Там космические цены
@Fravashi12 жыл бұрын
The prices are too high there. So there are no customers there
@zyx321123xyz2 жыл бұрын
That was too early in the morning. Come here at 7 p.m.
@SaltyDog692 жыл бұрын
Trust me all the supermarkets in Russia are not like this. I used to live there.
@lhdhdeebdhdh4 жыл бұрын
All this to avoid a £3 ticket - You really must be bankrupt lol
@randeerkumarlutchumon85174 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Mason no he hasn't, It has around 1.7 Million views, he must have made 2000 dollars.
@randeerkumarlutchumon85174 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Mason oh is see.
@G-ra-ha-m4 жыл бұрын
I think the problem was the fine, if the fines are too huge people will just avoid paying completely, a 150% ticket price would have been fair and probably have been paid!
@elmuizahmed86574 жыл бұрын
@@G-ra-ha-m Then every one or most people will take the risk and not pay, after all if they got cought only 150% fine.
@nickbartb41724 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Mason I wonder how he makes any money, let alone be $5000, out of this video when there are no ads on this video!
@deanc20005 жыл бұрын
She's so nice. Always smiling and having a good time. Such a sweet girl.
@legacyrsme5 жыл бұрын
If only most girls were like that
@JohnDoe-bd5sz5 жыл бұрын
@Victor Bastos If you follow "Stop Xam" channel you would probably have to alter your views a bit. On that channel there are lots and lots of stuck up, entitled, snobby bitches, that just like western girls, think that them being women, makes them entitled to special treatment and they dont have to follow any rules.
@zigotina5 жыл бұрын
such sweet milkers as well
@JohnDoe-bd5sz5 жыл бұрын
@@JP-re3bc Well, it certainly can not be because he has money. :)
@QckSGaming5 жыл бұрын
@@JP-re3bc It's the subscriber count. It's clear that she misses half the things that bald vlogs and just smiles and laughs at the wrong places. She likes the attention :)
@reidadams4277 Жыл бұрын
Every time i see this young woman in one of Bald's videos, i think to myself that this is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. Are all slavic women like that or...............
@robmarshall9026 Жыл бұрын
yeah a lot of them are lmao.
@LuckStroN9 ай бұрын
8:48 Crazy how times had changed.
@shortinos5 жыл бұрын
The Russian supermarket made Harrods look like LIDL
@bonse15 жыл бұрын
You had Lidl's new brownie from the fresh bakery... mate... do it! Well worth the 59p.
@grime56525 жыл бұрын
T Bonse 🤣
@itsenzo30005 жыл бұрын
This comment is pure gold!
@nbss5 жыл бұрын
mark brown it was 6 in the morning
@Elkott5 жыл бұрын
That girls a bad influence on you, marry her immediately
@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_5 жыл бұрын
Don't marry, she will leave with your money the same way she left the station. Go mgtow.
@botondhorvath1915 жыл бұрын
@@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ lmao
@kevink28095 жыл бұрын
TomaCukor lol nice one
@Lysergic_5 жыл бұрын
@jwahh and always remember a condom also do you know if a girl intentionally breaking a condom is illegal? I just thought about it and a girl could do that then boom you got child support and a kid you didn't want. I know not many would but i've never even considered it until now, and it has me concerned. Also by what i said i dont mean that ive been fucking girls left and right, cause im a virgin, im just actually concerned lmao
@MishazBts5 жыл бұрын
Who is this girl where she came from ?
@andreas44173 жыл бұрын
I have worked with many Belarussian women, but Alina is by far the most polite, intelligent, free-spirited and pleasing on the eye if I put it that way. Shes a keeper.
@deanreinke11482 жыл бұрын
Google says He married AlinChick in the Summer of 2022! A win 🏆 for Old Bald!
@baldandbankrupt2 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@seeyouchump2 жыл бұрын
@@baldandbankrupt Did you really?? Or is it another of these "passionate" relationships you had in the past?
@xxc365 Жыл бұрын
Good for her
@blagoevski336 Жыл бұрын
@@seeyouchump he did
@G_Kaz5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Making Friends In Siberian Prison
@Jackk.A5 жыл бұрын
Kazla 😂
@TArja-me6jt5 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@abstractrussian55625 жыл бұрын
Next episode: How to enter a cell properly and gain respect.
@jonparks54855 жыл бұрын
ITS FREAKING 3 DOLLARS ...Bald being so cheap is annoying.
@kam28945 жыл бұрын
Richard Bothington-Ashby gulags don’t exist anymore
@Drexfam20235 жыл бұрын
Bald and Bankrupt ~ “Lets see what trouble we can get into” Alinchyk the Belarusian Gopnik ~ “Hold my vodka”
@baldandbankrupt5 жыл бұрын
We are both laughing at your comment right now 👍🏻
@HunterTwoGaming5 жыл бұрын
bald and bankrupt loooool she will be the death of you hahaha
@21Lulz3 жыл бұрын
We all know why hes wearing glasses when around her
@TheASMRCyclist3 жыл бұрын
That supermarket reminds me of a SPAR in Venice in an old theatre, complete with frescos on the ceiling and walls. It was a beaut
@rradza5 жыл бұрын
236 RUB = 3.30737 EUR , so "expensive" :D
@EvilTomte5 жыл бұрын
Yeah why not just pay it..?
@delpher32exe5 жыл бұрын
not when you get 300eur per month
@PK-lh2om5 жыл бұрын
because content :D
@command_unit77925 жыл бұрын
That includes a fine so honestly that is kinda good...In my country the minimum fine is 20$...
@piotrb42405 жыл бұрын
@@EvilTomte That would be no fun!
@MartianCZ4 жыл бұрын
Alina is like girl sidekick character in pc games
@CynicalBastard4 жыл бұрын
Dude, the PC side-chick....bomb-diggety.
@alsammak97634 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@harrisonyoung81194 жыл бұрын
More like sugar baby 😂
@jaggerbin74864 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly no metro reffrances
@davidalancarroll24564 жыл бұрын
You mean like a "side-kick."???
@MrHogzor3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. that has to be the most beautiful convenience store i've ever seen!
@QueenlySweetpea3 жыл бұрын
Not a " convenience store " it was a grocery store ..
@mucbko3 жыл бұрын
Alinchick is so freaking perfect!
@josephseiler18785 жыл бұрын
I used to want to learn how to speak Russian to read Tolstoy without translation. Now I want to learn it to become a Gopnik. Thank you, Mr. Bald. You are putting life into perspective.
@FerrisMacWheel5 жыл бұрын
Tolstoy was a gopnik too
@allanek78815 жыл бұрын
@@FerrisMacWheel граф Толстой?))
@phunkthat41242 жыл бұрын
Buy some roasted sunflower seeds to crunch (the best one would be from babushka) and a card deck of 36 cards. Beer and stuff are on the videos. Cheers!
@vickperry39405 жыл бұрын
Security: "You must pay 236 Rubles" Bald: "For one Person???" Alina: "Why so expensive???" Security: "Because it includes a fine!" 236 Rubles = $3.80 LMFAOOOOOO
@WhaleInTheSkies5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. What's so funny?
@simonking1955 жыл бұрын
@@WhaleInTheSkies because its peanuts
@diegoperez20905 жыл бұрын
This is why nobody respects the law in Russia. Fines don't hurt.
@vickperry39405 жыл бұрын
@steve n With a fine included,... Lets not forget that! 😂🤯
5 жыл бұрын
Lol! for reference In Sweden, 1 pack of marlboro cigarettes costs about about as much as both tickets+fines!
@blitzi9631 Жыл бұрын
00:21 i was right there back in 2017 right at this place of the airport this is crazy to see you standing there man Love your content Greetings from germany ❤️
@user-pg9te8ug1j2 жыл бұрын
Dude your storytelling is just amazing. And Alina takes the entire story to another level.
@ShaneRitz5 жыл бұрын
Them: "236 rubles for one person? Why so expensive?!" Guard: "It includes a fine." Me: Dang, that must be a lot. > Does conversion. > $3.74
@TypicalJacques5 жыл бұрын
Shane Ritz same lol
@aurelianspodarec26295 жыл бұрын
@Black whiskey 7 No, its to actually save about $30.000 dollars. Otherwise there would be no video :)
@derin1115 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought! So 236 Rubles = £3.00 hehehe!
@ihategoogleplus37905 жыл бұрын
@@aurelianspodarec2629 30,000 dollars are you high ? haha
@ihategoogleplus37905 жыл бұрын
@@aurelianspodarec2629 30,000 again i'll ask are you high ?
@sanarcher4 жыл бұрын
Chinese tourists and US Marines together on THE FREAKING RED SQUARE? This is surreal.
@19andersongroup604 жыл бұрын
Got to love it!
@bonteski29974 жыл бұрын
i mean... did anyone expected to see that?
@BricksIn4 жыл бұрын
No.... This is Russia!!!!
@austindolan31424 жыл бұрын
@RCSP ye Probably to pay homage to communism or something
@MrSupernova1114 жыл бұрын
That took me by surprise.
@tipr87393 жыл бұрын
And imagine if there were a troupe of Russian Marines in dress uniform walking around Times Square. The news would blow a gasket
@rickhughesprints3 жыл бұрын
I doubt anyone would notice. If they did, they wouldn't care.
@rickhughesprints3 жыл бұрын
I doubt anyone would notice. If they did, they wouldn't care.
@ramonpineda75143 жыл бұрын
I'm sure those illegitimate Disney Characters trying to make a buck wouldn't mess with them.
@atomik70663 жыл бұрын
I think the capitol hill is what youre thinking of
@toms68883 жыл бұрын
Alina... Always adorably modest and shy, but very brave to go to these places! Quite the woman!
@en60644 жыл бұрын
I love how the chair is just in the right place. Must be a trail commonly used
@rays50735 жыл бұрын
Bald: "... American soldiers..." Marine: "MARINES!" lmao
@bigman4895 жыл бұрын
Ray S Lol, but they are technically different in the American vernacular.
@rays50735 жыл бұрын
I know, Marines really dislike being called soldiers, as they are a separate service branch
@danielsolberg16385 жыл бұрын
Same same different name.
@jennifermackinnon69825 жыл бұрын
You quickly corrected yourself to those marines....almost tripped on your tongue lol. They wouldn't hurt you. Relax.
@kevinerose5 жыл бұрын
Hey at least they weren't drunk and fighting each other.
@newwayofstudyingrussian98693 жыл бұрын
Lol you've got through my everyday route to the work! There's easier way to detour the pay-gates at Streshnevo station haha. Absolutely amazing experience! Once you spare money on ticket, next you attend the most expensive store in Moscow. Life of contrast =)
@risefromyourpain Жыл бұрын
Moscow is such a fascinating place. Waking up through Red Square towards St Basils is an experience I’ll never forget.
@user-or8yf1wk5q Жыл бұрын
Especially now. All the world sh1t on russia with those cheap sluts 😂
@larisaalicante3964 Жыл бұрын
Ужасное место с агресивными чеченцами повсюду . Но наивный турист может полюбить эту площадь с трупом ленина.
@tjuepptja980811 ай бұрын
@@larisaalicante3964преувеличение
@aryankhatri10955 жыл бұрын
People saying he should pay the fine, Guys he is bankrupt.
@robw955 жыл бұрын
and bald
@aryankhatri10955 жыл бұрын
Barrack Obama Vlogs Thanks
@mitainepasdpouce5 жыл бұрын
@Barrack Obama Vlogs THANKS OBAMA
@hayesman765 жыл бұрын
Aryan Khatri He’s so “bankrupt” that he can afford to travel all over the world.
@ilaser40645 жыл бұрын
And most likely just paid for the Belorussian to fly into Moscow from Minsk. I'll wage that her ticket cost a little more than $3.75...
@jimdawdy62545 жыл бұрын
At 1:09 Alina has you in the "Russian half-Nelson" arm lock. That's it buddy, she owns you. You're no longer your own man. Source: Married a soviet girl.
@rosamariagoncalves83605 жыл бұрын
Again
@sadhanabrataroy91175 жыл бұрын
Does that mean he will again face bankruptcy?? 😂😂
@TheTruthIsFiction5 жыл бұрын
Next channel coming up: Alina and Bald
@AbhiKohli5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha well spotted, sir.
@harrybalszak75265 жыл бұрын
You’re just weak as fuck if you let any woman control you.
@MovieNerd1994 Жыл бұрын
I wonder whether or not the Marines shall return to Russia in my lifetime.
@ivartangring3392 Жыл бұрын
One can hope
@scottscott2322 жыл бұрын
I love Alina's confidence. You'd feel really safe in Russia with her.
@alexander.frisch5 жыл бұрын
Always letting Alina in front of him, such a gentleman, lovely view 😂👌
@iobawan5 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy B.S. Roastbeef what a rude way to say that 🤷♀️
@cfvgd5 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahsilverstein4412 😆
@njeridiva855 жыл бұрын
@Schlomo Goldbergstein 7 savage
@chucky23165 жыл бұрын
Cracking ass imagine just sitting there with a hard and alina doing cowgirl.
@boundish15 жыл бұрын
He's tappin that for sure haha!
@MorseB5 жыл бұрын
All that just to avoid a $3.76 fare?
@timh82735 жыл бұрын
But he's bankrupt
@iecsao5 жыл бұрын
@@timh8273 perfect 😂
@GaspataGhast5 жыл бұрын
and then he ended up having to pay a fine lmao.
@BaksBaksBaks5 жыл бұрын
And to do crazy illegal stuff with Alina. Damn, I'd do it too.
@mayamaeru5 жыл бұрын
he probably agreed to it for the camera lol
@ralphpomm49432 жыл бұрын
Another great video. I must say you are living life as it should. I wish I had the balls to take such adventures. Thank you for sharing. PS. I was surprised to see American Marines there. Very cool.👍🏼
@theForrestGalantey3 жыл бұрын
Alina is the perfect woman! Bald you lucked up big time finding her.
@user-cr6vx6by1k2 жыл бұрын
Думаешь ее пригласят для очередной серии , как девушку Джеймса Бонда ?
@gearkicker24425 жыл бұрын
I still think your a spy dude. But you got lucky and were assigned a hot spy partner for this mission.
@robertlund56945 жыл бұрын
'You are' not 'your'.
@TUBESPECIFIC15 жыл бұрын
Wow, what an intriguing conspiracy theory. Well he's British and fluently speaks Russian and is very good about knowing his sense of direction in a part of the world most of us don't know a lot about and actually kinda fear venturing off into. Is he just a great smart explorer or is he in a secret society? He's a clever man whatever he is. He's very successful at getting hot dates as well...
@celticbarry98775 жыл бұрын
The girl is the Russian James bond and Bald is her sidekick.
@megaotstoy5 жыл бұрын
@@TUBESPECIFIC1 did you just mentioned James Bond?
@pistekjiri5 жыл бұрын
No he's not, we've already seen him squat properly
@KillDozer445 жыл бұрын
his ''friend'' not fooling me you two are dating
@joeb79755 жыл бұрын
mr bald can't divulge this, might affect his amount of lady subscribers
@mannygomez53675 жыл бұрын
joe b. Lol
@jackwood1075 жыл бұрын
They're just dating, they don't want to russian to things too fast.
@harindersingh65655 жыл бұрын
May b friends with benefits 😉😉😉
@MrGamer215 жыл бұрын
@@harindersingh6565 hell yeah ;)
@alexandershmyga1775 Жыл бұрын
Man! This is the most awesome channel I stubled upon so far! Чувак, ты золото. Делай видео вечно.
@StromkirkCurse3 жыл бұрын
this fine including the ticket ocst is less than the ticket I buy everyday to drive like 2km haha
@sklitterbeer1063 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry man
@StromkirkCurse3 жыл бұрын
@@sklitterbeer106 nothing to worry about mate, that´s just the price for living where I want to live ;)
@purpleflurp97264 жыл бұрын
You know my boy clapping cheeks on this adventure
@MadLemon4 жыл бұрын
nah he kisses her on the cheek.
@donjon54424 жыл бұрын
J B No you don’t
@benpotter68324 жыл бұрын
@@JWB86 tbf he's not the one commenting on KZbin about fucking his girl in the arse like a 13 year old who talks about it all the time because he's never had any before...
@Troller2354 жыл бұрын
@@JWB86 100% you're 15 and haven't held hands with a girl yet
@d1_2kr4 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone talking about fucking girls
@dbloodline5 жыл бұрын
If he did this in North Korea it would be the last video on this channel.
@northover50235 жыл бұрын
channel whipe
@dbloodline5 жыл бұрын
level 100 boss And all over less than 5 dollars... Sighs
@Setras5 жыл бұрын
The video would not even appear on his channel.
@falcone52874 жыл бұрын
it wouldn't be uploaded
@zavtradnem4 жыл бұрын
in his life
@danw74473 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to your videos, you live the life I dream of
@aussiesam013 жыл бұрын
Man, I can't believe you did all that just to avoid a AUD$4 fine! You bring new meaning to the term cheapskate ;-)
@scuglieropiron4 жыл бұрын
"why so expensive?" € 3,41 each Italian trains: € 100 fine plus ticket
@gabrielgri4 жыл бұрын
But he is bankrupt
@OrihuelaClubDeAlterne4 жыл бұрын
Then use the bus managed by the mafia
@trueuttar4 жыл бұрын
What about Western Europe salaries?
@iss993ita54 жыл бұрын
to do 80km on train in Italy is 12 euros.... reason why i use always ma car
@tjuepptja98084 жыл бұрын
@@trueuttar the difference between Western and Russian (especially Moscow's) salaries is not 30 times.
@TimKyoutube5 жыл бұрын
Marines hate being called soldiers lol
@fdsman5 жыл бұрын
@white vanman what's the difference between someone in the navy and someone in the air force? Same sort of thing.
@arabica75 жыл бұрын
Why you are alone in Costa Rica?
@DefyyyTTV5 жыл бұрын
@@fdsman they are all soldiers sooo yeah
@DefyyyTTV5 жыл бұрын
@@sergeantbigmac no its like calling a coupe a car. They are all cars only if you go deeper they are different kind of cars
@Fazoo2475 жыл бұрын
The distinction, for those who are actually curious, is the title Marine is earned and then held for life. It's a massive fraternity, rather than being another military branch.
@gauravcardoza41973 жыл бұрын
Other countries : walking on railway lines is unwise India : why u scared everyone does it
@themechanic42223 жыл бұрын
Fuck India 🇮🇳. Dirty country
@ola18473 жыл бұрын
@@themechanic4222 Fine
@vijeshkumar6923 жыл бұрын
@@themechanic4222 says the one who's never been to India
@bern65433 жыл бұрын
Indians can afford that. With their population over a billion, you know.
@saptarshichoudhury97103 жыл бұрын
@@vijeshkumar692 no one wants to visit india..worst country for obvious reasons..india🤮🤮🤢🤢
@solanaceae2069 Жыл бұрын
We need to mass petition Russian government to forgive Bald and let him back in!
@zambimaru4 жыл бұрын
US Marines walking around in Red Square? That's the last thing I'd expect to see there.
@UbiqueGrid4 жыл бұрын
LT is lost again
@michaelperez61474 жыл бұрын
zambimaru Probably marines on MSG Duty or some shit
@Natureorganica4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelperez6147 100%, their detachment commander was probably dragging them out in blues uniform to get a cute photo, like they do.
@codymo327914 жыл бұрын
Embassy Security.
@bitterleafcastle15524 жыл бұрын
Two trucks of US marines are rolling up... Kremlin is under siege... Under lockdown...
@angeloboyarov6265 жыл бұрын
From day 1 this girl is nothing but trouble
@2ichie5 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking. She’s a terrible influence lol
@misskick80945 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@TheQwertyuiop65 жыл бұрын
She is the GREAT kind of trouble tho
@richpeacock5 жыл бұрын
But she’s a hottie so who wouldn’t?
@BikZom5 жыл бұрын
Real gopnik
@newkow07913 жыл бұрын
8:45 "Ах-ты, батюшки, американцы..." (с) Капитан Прайс, 1944, в цвете
@andrewflow70332 жыл бұрын
f-f[fpf[f[[fхаахахахахахахахахах
@morebrokethaneven4788 Жыл бұрын
5:26 there is LITERALLY a chair planted there :')
@srw67725 жыл бұрын
236 rubles is $3.76 You weren't willing to pay that? lol
@Pidalin5 жыл бұрын
I think it's some kind of sport for him, it's not about money. :-)
@Lexxsoe5 жыл бұрын
Have you forgotten that he is Bankrupt?😃
@lexlutoff29575 жыл бұрын
You missed one important thing - 236 for a one person)))
@jameschristophercirujano66505 жыл бұрын
Gopniks don't pay, lol.
@ukguy5 жыл бұрын
you couldn't even go one stop here for that price.
@leodeguire16415 жыл бұрын
Bald:Thats probably not really smart we might be on camera. Bald:Uploads himself doing it on video.
@priesty.5 жыл бұрын
What's the chance any Russian police or people from that station watch his vids
@leodeguire16415 жыл бұрын
@@priesty. next to none
@discolightsavings5 жыл бұрын
Haha, you got me there 😂
@Andres-ip5so3 жыл бұрын
Normal Person: So why did you learned Russian and marry a Russian woman? Me: You wouldn't get it.
@miikapekk51553 жыл бұрын
Moscow looks amazing, I love that supermarket. Best not to break laws , remember you're a guest in their country so show maximum respect .
@Ivan.scherbak2 жыл бұрын
That is "Yeliseevsky" supermarket originally opened 1990. Sadly this historic supermarket was closed because of financial inefficiency when COVID started. But I'm sure it will open its doors back someday, cause it is kinda legendary. Obviously, other supermarkets in Moscow are not like this.
@IKonixxHD4 жыл бұрын
Really cool that you saw Marines there. Those are the Marines working at the Embassy in Moscow and they were taking their detachment photo in front of the cathedral. Only happens once in a blue moon because we are aren't allowed to wear our uniforms in public without special approval.
@tommyd.76422 жыл бұрын
How long were you in the Marines
@IKonixxHD2 жыл бұрын
@@tommyd.7642 5 years
@knivesmics14185 жыл бұрын
Bald was there to pick up his friend "A Lean Chick" 😂😂😂😂
@j4rl3hqu4dr05 жыл бұрын
Was wondering how english speakers hear that. It fits her very well, lol. Actually that suffix 'chick' provides a meaning like 'little Alina'.
@knivesmics14185 жыл бұрын
@@j4rl3hqu4dr0 it fits her well, no disrespect.
@jesscast51225 жыл бұрын
@@j4rl3hqu4dr0 Alinka.........
@knivesmics14185 жыл бұрын
@@ArtU4All hahaahaha I just got in on my first view😂
@lewis34273 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with the girl . She's a keeper
@FreeAsABeast3 жыл бұрын
She’s a trooper ❤️
@NPC_-mf4dw5 жыл бұрын
"It's not electric!" *rolls eyes* Haha, I love her!
@davenufc555 жыл бұрын
Could of been a 3rd rail. But these trains are powered by the overhead lines
@arturturkevych38165 жыл бұрын
@@davenufc55 they don't do third rail in Russia and most of Europe, except GB
@davenufc555 жыл бұрын
@@arturturkevych3816 not on this track tho. And the UK do on the London underground
@AlekDjRo5 жыл бұрын
I love her too. :))
@MEOWMEOW-ix5rk5 жыл бұрын
At 2:36 you can see jesus himself praying for the future of humanity
@lovepeace97275 жыл бұрын
lmao wtf
@Irrelavant__5 жыл бұрын
if fortnite didn't exist, this wouldn't happen
@dudamonas24505 жыл бұрын
Creepy
@MrBhavinbhavsar5 жыл бұрын
proud atheist here, fuck off meow meow
@MEOWMEOW-ix5rk5 жыл бұрын
@@MrBhavinbhavsar :(
@cheetos12310003 жыл бұрын
im so happy i can live vicariously through bald's videos
@nigelwright8502 жыл бұрын
The wonders of KZbin I found you by chance, excellent work, i'm hooked, and I'm working through your videos.
@myrmecologistjp92285 жыл бұрын
Hopefully, you don't get sent to Gulag, as you say that you have already been seen on camera...
@MrSkoresh5 жыл бұрын
0:31 “Monument to the defenders of Moscow” This is where the Nazi army was stopped during WWII.
@baldandbankrupt5 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@MT-eo6tq5 жыл бұрын
@@alexfilma16 *Same thing
@ggoddkkiller13425 жыл бұрын
@@MT-eo6tq SS troops were directly a part of Nazi party so you could call them Nazi army but Wehrmacht wasn't a part of Nazi party at all, it was the official German army and the part of state which included every kind of soldiers-generals that some of them were even against Nazis including the best German generals such as Guderian or Rommel who faced many accusations from Nazi party and got dismissed and even executed like Rommel in 1944...
@boris_sobaken5 жыл бұрын
Химкинские Ежи. It is not exactly true that germans were stopped there. Actually, only a couple of german recon solders managed to get to the town, now known as Khimki. Also there are rumors that german motorcyclists managed to get to the bridge over Moskva canal. They just looked around and went back. What is more, some tanks were waiting for a command 3 km north from the monument. They never attacked I am local btw
@Oleg-oe1rc5 жыл бұрын
@@boris_sobaken Stopping an army and stopping a few soldiers are quite different things.
@user-zp6rp9bb2s Жыл бұрын
Holly shit!! that was Pokrovskoe Streshnevo, my Metro station! However i'm clueless as of how did he end up here🤣)))
@amgharani19803 жыл бұрын
Russia 🇷🇺 is nice country with lost of character all around it with so beautiful and friendly people 👍🙏for sharing from🇮🇷
@tammybrennan20403 жыл бұрын
Beautiful grocery stores
@free_dm46323 жыл бұрын
@@tammybrennan2040 this one grocery store in the video is not typical russian grocery store at all. I live in Russia entire life and have never seen some like that.)
@evanlavery97885 жыл бұрын
2 uploads in a week! Your spoiling us
@AlexLunev5 жыл бұрын
You're*
@tray-oq1nj5 жыл бұрын
@@AlexLunev thank you professor.
@mannygomez53675 жыл бұрын
I missed the other upload.
@AlexLunev5 жыл бұрын
@@tray-oq1njahh it's my pleasure 👐
@Martina-Kosicanka5 жыл бұрын
@@AlexLunev I bet that :D (I am quite the same)
@busthebest5 жыл бұрын
The woman at 0:36 actually says "you go down the road to the train station, BUY A TICKET, get on a train and go to a next Leningradskaya station". XD
@IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag5 жыл бұрын
I don't believe they didn't have 500 roubles anyway
@xEightyHate5 жыл бұрын
it was not even that expensive ffs haha
@BSoDexe5 жыл бұрын
The fun thing is that you can actually walk to their destination station on circle and it will be faster.
@nikobellic53913 жыл бұрын
I can easily see myself falling in love with Alinchick.
@jorgeenchilada3 жыл бұрын
you and literally 99% of people who watch this channel
@fabian47353 жыл бұрын
You gotta love this girl.
@RK-zf1jm3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeenchilada fairly certain bald has beaten you too it
@fnln5442 жыл бұрын
Converse needs to support Bald and his channel...and makes "Limited Edition 'Bald and Bankrupt' 'Soviet' Shoes."
@rhouserjr5 жыл бұрын
Did you do all of that to avoid a $4 USD ticket including the fine? True Gopnik style.
@williampilon10935 жыл бұрын
He saved 8$ just going another way
@mialily2065 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment ...I know all this for 4 bucks
@Lisaj44315 жыл бұрын
@@mialily206 very sad, I guess they thought we would think they were, oh so clever....wrong
@mialily2065 жыл бұрын
@@Lisaj4431 😉
@hugsuniverse5 жыл бұрын
Holy heck, that supermarket was so over-the-top posh! More like a luxury hotel or museum it was so beautiful.
@RovexHD5 жыл бұрын
Convert it into a museum. Especially if the products are cheap. Don’t cheapen such interior.
@hamoudeallam6452 жыл бұрын
It s a luxury supermarket:)
@AlexGTAgamer3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure which I was most pleasantly surprised by the most - That cheeky chair by the platform to aid folk sneaking out of the station without a ticket, the fancy supermarket, or the Marines in Red Square.
@larrydunn20623 жыл бұрын
Alina definitely needs her own channel. All she has to do is read a phone book!☘️
@Sir_Peter_Philipp5 жыл бұрын
I love this shop! It's one of my regular stops in Moskva. Keep up the good content mate, Greetings from Switzerland!
@EgbertWilliams4 жыл бұрын
You just knew that those Marines wouldn't let "American soldiers" pass without a correction.
@tsfbaf3034 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as if it matters, still soldiers
@Carlos-wy4on4 жыл бұрын
Army, they wouldn't have cared. Navy men wouldn't have cared. Airforce wouldn't have cared. Marines......"I'M A FUCKING MARINE!!!!". I love my marine brothers but it's a whole different breed.
@Goldie_Roger4 жыл бұрын
it shows how meat-headed the common Marines are that they don't understand the basic logistics of communication requiring 1 general word to encompass every person of every armed forces (soldiers) so normal people don't have to sound off your position and rank every time we're trying to just put together a casual statement or phrase (ie: talking)
@EgbertWilliams4 жыл бұрын
@@Goldie_Roger You're a dunce and they knew exactly what they were doing. "Soldier" isn't a generic term, regardless of how it's misused. Sailors are not soldiers. Neither are Marines.
@libertyordeath56304 жыл бұрын
@@EgbertWilliams well you had better tell the marine corp in ww1 that marines are not soldiers because they used recruitment posters referring to marines as "soldiers of the sea". Also most marines never fight on a ship they fight on land; they are soldiers. Get over it...