Don't Leave Your Dreadquake Mortar on Fire at Will

Learn from my frequent mistakes
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[@cable.3538]

I can imagine the crew wheezing as they watch their ally get desintegrated by the blast. Typical Chaos dwarf prank

[@ShaunTripp]

@@terrum-c7s worth it.

[@MrBanjooo]

I mean, most of the models in the unit actually survived the blast. Whether they then went on to survive the ushabti is unknown to me

[@aterol4267]

"Its just a prank" The prank:

[@lolasdm6959]

Put on the masks bois

[@connorbozynski1006]

Least deadly Chaos Dwarf prank

[@KimJongChill]

keep firing men! i can already hear their screams begging us to stop!

[@phantompao]

YOU MADE MAY DAY

[@madness8897]

there is a fine line between chaos dwarfs and skaven when it comes to tollerated friendly fire.

[@asdfhsdafhj]

there is no such thing as "friendly fire" they has no friends

[@madness8897]

@@asdfhsdafhj sorry, my mistake. Acceptable casualties

[@t_t5222]

There is a line, and I have erased it

[@lolasdm6959]

@@asdfhsdafhj True happiness is when you can fire in every direction

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Laborers

[@Predator20357]

The Chaos Dwarf Overseer when the Ogre gets a bit too excited:

[@trixus4768]

Okoi: *ABSOLUTE PANIC* The mortar crew: 🎵 Always look on the briiight side of life 🎵😂😂😂

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Always look on the bright side of death.

[@krispypriest5116]

LOL. Thank you.

[@thekinghmimidou7001]

I mean they saw very bright stuff before dying

[@BaronVonMott]

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad" Sounds about right 😂

[@Boxfortress]

Sure the jokes dark. But it got bright for a split second.

[@yamahadrag69]

I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I. Cast. *Fireball!*

[@humantwist-offcap9514]

I caused a TPK last night because of this AMA

[@aerfwefd7334]

@@humantwist-offcap9514 Was the room full of orphans or was it full of puppies? Be honest.

[@kyubii972]

That is the best wizard response. However it also means that the DM basically second-guess the players actions. But that's me always over-thinking things. Lol Besides we all know that even if you ask them any form of "are you sure?" they're going to do it anyway, as well they should!

[@humantwist-offcap9514]

@@aerfwefd7334 it was full of a shitload of bad guys in the engine room of this airship, and they had thrown firebombs at the party, so when the DM informed me of red barrels in the midst of the group I thought “hey, I’ve played video games. Red barrel and a teeming horde, clearly I’m supposed to shoot these” They were bombs planted to down the airship.

[@aerfwefd7334]

@@humantwist-offcap9514 So puppies and orphans. Got it.

[@Ahmadabdal_]

chorfs using skaven tactics

[@BenHyle]

"Who made that man a gunner?" "I did sir! He's my cousin!" "Who is that man?" "He's an asshole sir." "I know that, what's his name?" "That is his name, sir. Major Asshole."

[@praiseHashut]

❤

[@napalmman8202]

"NOOOO- WHY ARE THEY FIRING AT US, THE ENEMY IS STILL OVER THE HORRIZON!" The Mortar team: "HASHUT, HASHUT, HASHUT!"

[@hatenuke1]

Okoi : WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKK Mort Crew : i'm just a human after all , don't put the blame on me

[@balintvasvari7573]

This is how the Villain's minions fumble in a cartoon before he calls them "imbeciles"

[@BaronVonMott]

Is it weird to imagine the Chorf engineers and enslaved Ogres on that Dreadquake enjoying a genuine moment of friendship, all laughing together at the blunderbusses getting splattered?

[@semi-useful5178]

Not at all, Go forth and write it.

[@sideways5153]

A little weird to call it genuine friendship, but otherwise no that sounds realistic

[@Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm]

Thats a Skaven level of tactics with this Ushabti spawn. Approved-liked, yes yes.

[@planomathandscience]

Okoi, unintentionally the funniest streams in TW:WHIII. We love you.

[@HomerGumther]

Queen Bess has taught me this lesson one too many times... i'm kinda looking forward to seeing if "spawn a unit in the enemy lines to see if fire at will is on" becomes a tactic

[@InternetHydra]

My sides are as destroyed as those dwarfen hats were.

[@WallybeeLP]

certified okoii moment

[@syrienangel4137]

Skaven: That's some big brain thinking right there

[@azrealarkanius4955]

Mortar crew: “Look men ushabti are attacking that unit of blunderbusses, we must save them!”

[@marekkubes4005]

The sakven wathing from the nearest cave be like: YES, YES I like your strategy

[@dysn3961]

A battle between chaos dwarves and skaven isn’t won by who comes out on top, but who obliterates their own armies last

[@hrabtamas]

This gives me typical "monday morning at work" vibes.

[@unowno123]

least insane chaos-aligned mentality

[@kyubii972]

The dwarves look like they have a bunch of fun unit so I'm excited to see what ridiculousness you come up with!

[@mrdannyel4591]

The choochoo-The realization-The SCREAAAAAAM, Absolute gold, It's even funnier the 3rd time xD Edit: it's even more funnier the 20th time xD

[@lolasdm6959]

choochoo

[@BossEvasion]

The Dawi-zhar are still Dawi, in that they’re spiteful little buggers, even against their own. One of the soldiers there probably short the mortar crew a laborer or two.

[@Fire_Gaming64]

*SHORT!?!*

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@@Fire_Gaming64 *THERE'LL BE NO ALLIANCE!!*

[@BruderSenf]

so ....anyway, i start blasting

[@DaveTheGnome348]

SKAVEN APPROVED.

[@Gretstarret]

This was the soundscape that was missing from all those multiplayer videos from other TW:WH content creators when they took turns beating up Okoii with new Chaos Dwarves lol

[@jimbob4447]

Certified Okoii moment.

[@link670]

Friendly fire, or acceptable losses? That's for history to decide.

[@adriankoch964]

Keep in mind that giving a melee attack order will make any ranged/hybrid unit start shooting at the nearest enemy, even if fire at will is toggled off. No flank charging tied down infantry with artillery trains if you want your infantry to live.

[@connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703]

What a guy suffering so we do not have to o7

[@KronosV]

Lol, said mortair crew LMAO

[@Turnil321]

I really hope Okoii does a luminark of hysh doom stack now they do twice as much damage.

[@nemo5335]

did this a few times myself before i learned this very hard lesson. alternatively: make an army full of gobbos and just let er rip.

[@brianu2229]

Ah shit, someone let the artillery crews from Empire out of jail.

[@Nightmare_52]

the driver of the train pointing and laughing

[@quanariin1290]

seeing this live was a highlight of my day

[@JamesBond-ux1it]

just chorfs pranking each other "its just a prank bro"

[@Graciatus]

Imagine having artillery piece and just choo chooing around battlefield instead of picking targets :D :D 10/10

[@quack9355]

Just your typical Chaos Dwarf tomfoolery

[@michabajura6838]

beautiful Okoii moment

[@DarkGunn22]

You can see the troll faces on the crew from space.

[@AngeryCrow]

That one Chaos Dwarf that man that gun be like: .....okay boys...we uhhh...should go back- oh blame the Firebellies as well.

[@meta1587]

Okoii moment

[@nichorasjamsdunky5993]

Okoii Moment

[@Khorothis]

I've heard it fires even if it's turned off. I also think I can hear Ikit Claw laughing in the distance.

[@ddenozor]

Ogre Labourer Union sends their regards.

[@Daktangle]

Thomas was a very naughty engine!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's some epic friendly fire.

[@mandaloriancrusader6699]

Skaven : write that down, write that down!

[@LordZaryn12]

This is still one of my top 10 videos of all time.

[@micasa8421]

Dreadquake Mortar moment

[@brakthalas]

Just a prank bro.

[@Tragedous]

Dreadquake crew: (risitas laugh)

[@graysonc3180]

Artillery crew: "we do a little trolling..."

[@davidziegler7743]

0:03 - 0:09 Last words of one of the chaos dwarfs

[@failmanfinder338]

19 dreadquake mortars doomstack approved this video

[@leonidasmachado2210]

Can't stop watching this

[@TheBulstrom]

Choo cho-NOOO THY SUMMONED USHABTI!

[@russmanYT]

ogre's a slave. he knew what he was doing.

[@captainhindsight6994]

I learnt my lesson as well with this, also gobbos can't take blunderbusses to the back and live unfortunately

[@JPdrrraws]

Ikit Claw would be proud!

[@Tomezilla514]

Contempt indeed lmao.

[@JD-bk4zi]

Can't wait for the train memestack

[@adc1222]

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

[@TheUbikator]

Chaos in a nutshell to be honest lol

[@connorbozynski1006]

Dreadquake crew is on the fucking great horned boof

[@Vanhal11]

I had the same in campaign battle, dwarf helicopters parked over my line and 3 mortars shot at them and perfectly annihilated my regiment of ironsworn underneath the helis 100% to zero, everyone dead. Like why they even shoot mortars at frigging helis. It's still the best artillery in game 100% would reccomend. Ironsworn would probably not but they are dead.

[@DeinosCZ]

Well they definitely hit the mark on this shot xD

[@jasonr8525]

I learned this almost the exact same way but it was when skaven were spawned. The good news is, the skaven are now dead

[@oniemployee3437]

"stop! You're firing at friendly forces!" said the infantry. "haha!" said the mortar team, "Quit whining. We're all bleeding today."

[@TuanHoang-zy7of]

This is the same feeling as having your Donderbuss Cav one shot your own Daimyo in shogun 2

[@alexanderlow919]

MrSmartDonkey Moment🤣

[@pulsefirenunu]

Ikit claw would agree on this friendly fire yes yes

[@tert75]

Yep, i learned this the hard way as well.

[@almostontimehero5415]

Out. Skilled.

[@scottgrey3337]

“We do a little trolling”

[@Sebek031]

Do that only if the enemy is tied in melee with your labours .

[@wolff_04]

Hahahaha I watched this live and couldn’t stop laughing

[@StrongCoffee17]

Okoii moment !

[@TK0921]

The fucking Astragoth Stinky png kills me as much as a friendly dreadquake mortar shell.

[@apostleoffate2028]

This is some skaven level shit

[@goodolkurt4864]

The Chaos Way

[@UnreasonableOpinions]

Regretti Spaghetti for dinner again

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

_Yes._ Mortars. KrimzonFlygon like mortars.

[@shuttze]

sneaky Ushabti

[@bezretmet]

I have to say, i took a mortar to final battle as i heard they were really good and i'd never used one before... biggest mistake ever

[@AndrewAspiringGamer]

What an unrelatable mistake. I can't imagine that ever happening to me.

[@calebhill78]

I sadly learned this the hard way

[@stanleysmith7551]

Getting Outrider GL flashbacks...😏

[@theeverchosen1504]

Someone is getting fired for that!

[@CapJim]

Classic Okoii moment

[@azamataydarov4730]

Look ma! I'm in the video!

[@a_tired_wendigo]

Learned that the other day

[@therighttap6873]

Okoii? When do we get feet cam?

[@darrakg6183]

ive lost many a fights to my dreadquakes firing at my high tier units because 3 skavenslaves were right there. Good trade that, 50 immortals for 3 skavenslaves, good trade

[@deadmanwalking8242]

Danger close

[@hotskull123]

Okoii moment.

[@painof7]

I do love that