Don't let the baby drive a truck!

[@kommissarleber8527]

"My family told me not to get a drivers license". Thank you, Miko family. Thank you.

[@666Tomato666]

They really do know the Elite driving would end.

[@jashirei7581]

And to think she's the eldest sibling

[@DMAN99]

@@jashirei7581 I like to imagine Miko IRL is essentially Umaru. She just shrinks into goblin baby mode.

[@helowgaes7544]

😂😂😂 bruh im dying right now

[@Mestari1Gaming]

Elite family! :D

[@baconsir1159]

“I think I’m a good driver, I could get my license” Immediately pancakes a sedan

[@reverseltetris]

Miko : I think I'm good at this Narrator : she is not

[@ckmishn3664]

She's going to learn from the game, get in a car in Japan, and start driving on the right side of the road.

[@natenime9975]

@@flipflop2628 bro sedan itu tipe mobil. diluar juga nyebutnya sedan. Lol lu kocak

[@ZenOuji007]

@@natenime9975 ketawan bgt gblk nya ya bun anak itu. . . .

[@natenime9975]

@@ZenOuji007 wah udah dihapus komennya dong kwkwkw

[@DT-diztortion]

When Miko looks back to see the car she smashed, then turns back around and begins to philosophize 🤣

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Right? Her comedic timing is just solid gold

[@ジャガ丸くん-j1s]

Miko: "Hey, You know the rules right?!! You just hit me, you've done something bad. You understand?!!" Bjork Truck Driver: "Ma'am, you're driving on the wrong side of the road."

[@OhKeh]

Miko is the only member I know who flips their model around. Always leads to super funny moments! lol

[@Sturmjaeger]

The advantage of always using a 3D model.

[@koholos]

Several other EU2 players also do it - the girls from Honey Strap and Alice from Nijisanji, mainly.

[@amunago080]

@@koholos who?

[@damusdeshi622]

Mio did too in her Bus Simulator streams 😅👍

[@Reyko563]

Gura also did it

[@WHY-em4tv]

Seems like she's treating driving games like GTA.

[@Sturmjaeger]

When other vehicles crash into Miko, it's their fault. When Miko crashes into other vehicles, it's also their fault. Elite Double Standard!

[@sendaljepitseribu108]

mikochi driving truck rolled sideways mikochi: " wow, look, the sky is so blue" trully elite ways to calm yourself :)))

[@okamisamakun]

A grown adult woman being told by her family not get a driver's license LMAO A literal adult babu IRL

[@45p52]

Unless you wanna show off your whip or live in the countryside i wouldn't drive in jp either. Hassle driving in packed cities

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@@45p52 yeah, bikes are way better, as is public transportation. Especially with ebike technology getting better and better.

[@theianeia]

Public transportation in Japan is top notch. They don't really need a car to get around.

[@C.Q.Q]

@@theianeia That in fact only apply to area around Tokyo and Osaka. Nagoya, Fukuoka, and Hiroshima are still somewhat viable without a car but that's pretty much the limit.

[@IMOJIST]

› crash into a car › look back › "sometime there's peak and valley"

[@pixelpastiche]

Miko: "Nyahallo!" Also Miko: **Proceeds to crash and kill all present**

[@moritzschmidt8186]

Love the longer edited content! Your translations help me alot to keep up with miko's shenanigans, really thankfull for your work! Keep it up

[@MrSpragueMikuHatsune]

Ikr if miko spoke English I'd watch all her streams

[@juanmfrutos87]

"Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen" Yes you can Miko, with this ancient technique called "hitting the brakes". You should try it sometimes, especially when driving a 20ton truck over the speed limit.

[@MvAJambi]

But that's not the Elite way my guy

[@damightybenstein]

The other cars are her brakes lmao!

[@akumuryuu]

I mean... I don't have a license as well, but I rarely crash in that game. It's actually quite relaxing. How did she even end up 9 hours from destination before unlocking any long distance perks. I mean, I know, she blindly ended up sailing away on a boat... but that is actually more impressive than anything.

[@luxie8097]

it is impressive she took a 3km local delivery and turned it into a scenic tour around the south of the UK lol

[@healme69420]

U dont question Elite way 🤣

[@kathartik9000]

Did she even use the GPS on the first half? If not then I'm impressed.

[@bmanpura]

@@luxie8097 "Sometimes there are things that can't not happen." - Elitedanye Truck Simulator, 2022

[@Gigi-zr6hp]

Don't question the way of the elite

[@tomtomartom]

Miko: My family told me not to get a driver's license *A few seconds later* Also Miko: *ram a sedan* *A few moments later* Miko again: *caused a traffic chaos in a T-junction*

[@bmanpura]

Listen to your mom, Mikochi.

[@bunkerzero]

Jack knifes

[@Nematoda4ever]

i think this show the reason why her family forbid her to take drive lisence test, she really got easily distracted.... lol

[@sansnom5269]

Fun fact : Botan said on Game Station she listens a lot of Björk and alternative rock.

[@AlannaZackrison]

Miko driving anything always makes me laugh. 😆

[@GuyWhoNeedsAWind]

LMAO I'm dead, the way she was blocking other car on the highway. 🤣

[@alexbelcher2206]

Life lessons from Miko: as long as we’re alive it’s fine

[@AsterYami]

This was hilarious and amazing from beginning to end. Thank you so much for translating clips of Miko. Miko's always priceless.

[@shizzzxd]

this is why you don't leave an elite baby unattended

[@Wolfy1012]

"I think I'm pretty good at this!" Immediately processes to crunchy some family in a Volvo. Sasuga Elite Baby

[@benardlowe]

Life of a 35P: get beaten by pro wrestler and taken on a "totally not dangerous" ride with Mikochi Love Miko's road rage

[@marktheshark5733]

So this is the baby driver everyone was talking about

[@ssjokg4952]

"People have lives don't they" is what a psychopath would say in a moment of clarity.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

"This is too fragile" Miko says whilst ramming a truck going at 68kph straight into the sidewalk.

[@SuperParaKoopa]

And of course Miko is an absolute menace on the road. When she just started spouting about life having "peaks and valleys" after ploughing through a car I just started cracking up. Truly an elite

[@BlindRamb0]

3:50 is pretty relatable in America

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

1:05 And every road user in the world is thankful to Miko's family.

[@RezaMaulana98YT]

Miko really treats everything like its GTA whether it's motorcycles (Ride), GT3 cars (ACC), and now lorries in Euro Truck 😂

[@adamantine001]

0:40 I like how she really expected it to happen but still act surprised

[@GrahamMilkdrop]

Never fails to make me laugh. 100% success rate. All hail Elite Miko!

[@gfmol845]

5:00 This has all the energy of the classic: ¨AAARGGGHH!! You broke my leg!! Now you have to give me money to pay for the hospital!!¨

[@pimposki6232]

i like to imagine bjork watching this and swearing at her computer in icelandic

[@HalfCelestial88]

Elite baby can't drive...The moments of Miicomet during GTA say otherwise.

[@NickTheMemeDaddy]

1:18 Straight up flattened an entire family

[@impossible7163]

That one BGM will destroy my brain one day. Nyahallo~ Nyahallo~

[@davidh884]

Miko's family are out here saving lives, preventing Miko from driving is like preventing a natural disaster 🤣

[@AzazelSylphson]

"I think I'm pretty good at this whole driving thing" Proceeds to run over little Timmy and his mom, Karen.

[@dhiyatul]

2:21 Imagine you just driving your car and you hear this laugh in a truck near to you

[@melrakan]

"Hey, that car just passed by me!" Elite road rage!

[@satorudo]

Most people: ETS is relaxing and calming Miko: THIS IS GTA6

[@nickypenn5841]

Whenever Miko gets behind the wheel, her *_GTA V fight or flight instict_* kicks in.

[@neros1277]

Headline: Japanese woman wrecks havoc in Europe while driving a truck

[@adrianaslund8605]

"Take that Björk! Your music is nonsensical and self indulgent!"

[@paulandersbullecer3152]

Miko's family saved us from elite destruction. Miko would just drive like this

[@SkyL1ne32]

My god this Elite can't keep her eyes on the road for 10 seconds, always getting distracted by stuff 🤣.All the more we need to protecc her

[@TheDrexxus]

Miko is so fucking funny. She just literally runs over a car and while looking out the window at whats left of it, she's like "Lives have peaks and valleys. Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen." Man I lost it.

[@seventhheaven7594]

To think that this is the same person that got 5th place in the last mario kart tournament

[@EvenlyDay]

She's treating the game like GTA in first-person view.

[@maxis2k]

Drags a car for half a kilometer, then doesn't even look at it as she drives away. Savage.

[@vangvull999]

You know shit got real when miko just showing her back

[@shota-wiem3252]

I can't imagine how many people have died if Miko drive on the road

[@bunkerzero]

Love the back of the head prospective! Makes it cuter and funnier!

[@Gorbz]

"I could have a drivers license" she says, shortly before driving *over* someone in their car

[@terranempire2]

Suddenly Truck-kun has an Elite face

[@aceantoniosiquijor5194]

Truck Manufacturers: Our trucks are durable!! . . . . . . . ELITE MIKO: THIS IS SO FRAGILE!!

[@NightmareOfSolomonShira04]

She says she has no drivers license because her family told her not to get one, but I can imaging that she never saw how traffic works either lol.

[@Duplucky5]

It makes me laugh so hard. I love her thought "If I'm still alive, it's ok, too bad for theses people I killed in that truck crash." lmao.

[@ribs5993]

Ah yes Miko life truly does have it's ups and down. Like how one moment you can be enjoying a relaxing drive and the next you take out a family of 4 in a sedan

[@yoshiro3549]

when you thought there is only gas pedal on a car

[@hteekay]

Miko sure showed her family why she don't need driver license to drive

[@WeirdSatay]

I'd like to sincerely thank Miko's family for suggesting her not to get a driving license.

[@InkPanda]

5:34 LOL she said my name

[@sacryx5702]

I love watching as her money progressively goes down and eventually into debt from all the damages she does to society.

[@KDannXII]

Miko: "I don't have a driver license" Everyone: For the good of the public, please never get one.

[@xrickolim]

1:52 Yeah, don't worry.. Everything is fine

[@Nomans_Nomen]

This is like letting Yoshiko from “Aho Girl” drive a semi truck. Actually, I almost can’t tell Yoshiko and Miko apart…

[@maeschder]

She actually has an advantage not having a license. That means she wont try to drive on the left like the scrubby Japanese.

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

I like how perfectly suited Miko's 3D model is for driving sims such as this. Baby has serious road rage issues lol.

[@A-Letter]

Miko driving like if she goes under 55, chat in the back explodes (but she's considering it)

[@justinbooth5056]

I laugh so hard at Miko's content but only on these games she has no business playing XD

[@kayodias3355]

Sakura Miko at the wheel is constant danger!

[@SaigaTenshi]

Miko got Bjorked

[@vespaia2166]

I only get this philosophical during heavy traffic lol

[@x16it17]

as long as we alive, it doesn't matter.😂

[@zeonb]

Miko: I'm good at this Also Miko: crashes against a car

[@SaigaTenshi]

And another 35P gets hospitalized. I told you guys to be kind to Miko XD

[@wraithofavici]

Truck Manager: I'm worried on how much damage I had to pay for the newcomer's truck driving skills...

[@kjracz15]

Mikochi once said that she knows we love her pon moments that's why she intentionally plays into it. That doesn't make it less fun though. 🤣

[@sinner506]

1:55 Narrator: "It was not daijobu"

[@mrii114]

Did Miko really tell a stoplight to 'Don't get in the way'?

[@vonxiasin8160]

So this is the person who responsible for thousands of people getting Isekaied

[@grumpycup4762]

This is the first time I've ever heard the word Björk (Birch) be pronounced as B-York. Truly I have been blessed this day.

[@islangkay7297]

is this another meaning of "Baby in Car" sticker?

[@ouroboros1809]

Everyday i thank god miko doesn't have a truck driver license

[@zantou_namakura]

1:19 at this point im just stunned, wide eyed, and deeply concerned

[@PrismZet]

I DESPERATELY need a Hololive long haul trucking endurance stream, all the girls trucking for like 20 hours lol

[@deznuey1327]

"Hey, you know the rules, huh?" *her while driving at the wrong side of the road* 😂

[@Catking696]

Miko " as long i'm alive, everything going to be Daijobu"

[@ryugatsuchiya9018]

her family told her not to get a driving license. 4:56- now you know why.

[@AvernGostir]

I swear i meet at least one Miko on the road every day or at least people who drive in a similar fashion...

[@koholos]

When I was considering getting my CDL, I practiced on this game. Not sure it’ll help you get a regular driver’s livense, though. Especially if you keep rolling your truck,

[@jeanhunter3538]

Watching people without driver’s licenses playing driving sims/games is always great

[@Fadingxx]

If there's any part of Miko in her IRL personality, her family might be right about her on not getting a license, lol.

[@xpanji]

how to join isekai

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

She might not be the best as trucker, but she would be absolutely Elite in a tank

[@NLTops]

Hahaha the best part is where she says "But I think I'm good at this, I think I can get a driver's license.", whilst spacing out and looking around the dashboard of the truck, before snapping the camera back up, noticing her rapidly approaching a car and yelling "ADADADADADAHHH!"

[@yaboiYenNerz]

LOL Miko and her driving skills OP. Hilarious when she wouldn't let that car pass her. XD