DON'T Pick Up This Baby...

[@leaveyetstillthere6261]

Dan: *Is a loving and caring father* Also Dan:

[@realfarmer21]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me g

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

*_DAN TDM IS GARВAGE LMAO_* 😂 *_MY CONTENT IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING_* !

[@therealfunni4272]

@@Mr.Djagent6060 no

[@Sheeko842]

@@Mr.Djagent6060 uwu tf outta here

[@sliimtooth4498]

@@realfarmer21 man, you could’ve actually been one of my favorite youtubers, but of course your ALSO a self promoter/comment bot.

[@ravenslight7934]

Fun fact, this game is heavily based on the book called The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers. It's a book of short stories and hidden at the end of each story is an excerpt from a made up play of the same name. The play is said to have only two acts. The second act being capable of driving the reader insane, hence why all the quotes between nights have "act 2" written at the bottom. I have actually read some of the book and I can safely say that it's about as weird as this game. The two names in the recording Hastur and Cassielda are characters from the play. Hastur is the true name of the titular king.

[@dsmp._.191fanxx7]

This is genially interesting to me phaha

[@aaron_belhassen]

I have 6k949 a "subscribed still 1😭 (with the bell🙏)

[@Kavya69420]

@@aaron_belhassen no

[@thisguyispeculiar]

That's interesting.

[@Smilz1]

WHAT that sounds creepy😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@yj_xshift]

Dan: Caring, cool Dad Also Dan: Dunks a baby and throws it into a crib

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

He’s more than a cool dad how dare you

[@aaron_belhassen]

I have 6k949 a "subscribed still 1😭 (with the bell🙏)

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@aaron_belhassen you scam

[@CursedAK47]

Doesn't everyone dunk there babies???

[@atherapists3331]

@@CursedAK47 yeah they still do

[@nwilson0420]

man. dan's comment section is almost never someone talking about a funny bit in the video, but everyone thanking dan. this is more wholesome than the comments on a study playlist.

[@freelanceorsomething]

fr i both love it and hate it

[@Ph4ntomHourGlass]

Dan: "It's a nappy not a diaper" Also Dan calling a lift an elevator for the whole of security breach.

[@ballooncoast848]

Hahahaha

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@CatSenseiSlayer]

@@26mic87 No

[@mr_duck_is_cool3271]

? I thought it is called an elevator? It might be a British thing

[@Nonameogh3110]

@@mr_duck_is_cool3271 yeah

[@justinnocent3559]

I’m glad you decided to try the new update. Glad that this game is still getting recognition even after a year

[@realfarmer21]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me broddie

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

TO TELL THE TRUTH I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH 😞😭😭、

[@LocseryuOfficial]

@@realfarmer21 they sure are pal, they sure are

[@DareDevil_00I]

You know this is actually a reference to a love craft thing I think called the king in yellow

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

OOOH ok i was abt to say "Hasnt he played this before?"

[@salaintstable]

No matter how crap I feel Dan can always make me feel better. This man literally raised me and if you asked me I would say that he molded me to who I am today. Minecraft has literally brought me so much joy and so many friends and to all that I thank Dan, keep doing strong dude

[@NotSureIThink]

Cool

[@raphaelarmajin6690]

@Sarah Parfitt wut

[@_.B00._]

@Sarah Parfitt this one obviously isn't bruh

[@cheesy4332]

@Sarah Parfitt he joined youtube 11 months ago

[@smoresblocks9963]

You definitely watched this video before commenting 😂

[@_.SnowyNights._]

Revisiting dan after years of growing up on this channel, it's very good to see the quality and soul has never lowered or felt different. The only thing missing is the press start intro lmao

[@thatonecrazymarshmallow4001]

I never thought I’d be Watching Dan argue with a demonic infant… But it was the best way to spend my time lol.

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining vids as well g

[@waterandcereal]

@本.垢 登. 録.お.願.い.し.ます you're a bot with no vids

[@HeatedPanda]

So very true.

[@raidenjanes2304]

Sure was

[@Jayzgenshin]

Dan: *Is a caring and loving father* Also Dan: *Drops the baby in yellow on the ground*

[@nogiinnotactivechannel1435]

Copied comment (1 month late but idc)

[@Jayzgenshin]

@@nogiinnotactivechannel1435 how did I copy? I didn’t copy anyone else’s comment..?

[@nogiinnotactivechannel1435]

@@Jayzgenshin meh, forget it

[@Jayzgenshin]

@@nogiinnotactivechannel1435 oop ok

[@destiny6080]

XD

[@commander_reflex]

26:41 Dan's dog scares the life out of him 😂😂😂

[@maybesam6172]

I love how Dan didn’t even cut out his dog throwing up

[@Warzulu77]

26:40 I’ve seen Dan do a lot of things in my lifetime, but never have I witnessed his pugs jumpscare him. 😂

[@jetyu]

😂

[@NOTwilliam01]

Hahaha

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

And she threw up lol

[@monochrome2921]

Puggy

[@monochrome2921]

scary

[@dantheman2006]

Love how Dan has the best community, everyone is soo supportive, nice, lucky man.

[@aaron_belhassen]

I have 6k949 a "subscribed still 1😭 (with the bell🙏)

[@darokinvideotapes3021]

@@aaron_belhassen No, your channel is a deadly lazer.

[@SyceXD]

Yessir!

[@shadwistdaycre6024]

@Banana boi dreams trash

[@somecoder6985]

not lucky, he worked hard

[@eek7y]

Love how Dan was so experienced in this baby business lmao. We can thank Asher for that

[@zanderepicness5550]

Hi

[@BigDaddyStudioAnimations]

I love how his reactions and things he says while playing this are almost the exact same from last time 😂

[@frost1784]

Me scrolling for half an hour trying to find a comment that doesn't say, 'Dan never fails to amaze us with his content'

[@cassondramarner9117]

Same

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

Yea

[@cctproductions6976]

Dan never fails to amaze us with his content

[@noura9350]

same tho 💀i don’t think he gives af abt them saying that

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

@@noura9350 Yeah he probably just ignored them 😂😝

[@hud229]

Dan is such a grinder and I love it

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

?!?

[@rus..136]

Yep

[@flopped1681]

You

[@chasepilkington9851]

Yea

[@SyceXD]

Ikr

[@rich7452]

Hi Dan, my mum has fallen ill with cancer recently, and eventhough i am constantly down, watching you makes me smile. Thank you for growing up with me throughout the years. Ps: hope Asher is doing well

[@rachelwhitehead7426]

I hope your mom gets better!

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

I really hope you and your mother are okay :)

[@meelliottw]

i hope your mum recovers quickly! i wish you the best

[@dragoonmaster4133]

Well damn.

[@kikoasnowz]

Hope your mother gets better soon

[@Alium4060Obero]

The lift that doesn’t work: haha now you have to fix electrical.

[@masonwalker1149]

16:16 the fact that he added in the balloon boy sound affect was great

[@dawidesu6692]

22:19 Honestly I can't blame Dan for getting scared of that one. My soul left my body after that jumpscare

[@dierlamsdraw4693]

OMG! Same! That's TERRIFYING!!!

[@peytonbrown4002]

My sister has covid and she loves watching your content, thanks for brightening her day Dan! Lots of love from Amsterdam

[@fishcakegames9132]

Hahaha Dan the toilet comment about America killed me. I'm American and I've only seen flooded toilets sat that high in the bowl. You've made my day yet again, thanks. Keep up the amazing content! :)

[@CamTGM]

Can we all agree that it’s hilarious to watch Dan play horror games

[@llleau]

Yep

[@CamTGM]

@@mhax_27 what? 🥲 I was just sayin…

[@aqsaordinaryimp]

From raising his real baby to raising a generation to raising a evil baby "Balanced, as all things should be."

[@PokemonPug]

This game is supposed to be a scary game, but Dan still makes it funny.

[@fr13ndfory0u7]

.

[@giantgguisb]

True!

[@keliesc2210]

What game is this

[@dizzygacha2272]

@@keliesc2210 ɪᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ ɪɴ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴘsᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴏɴ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏsᴛᴏʀᴇ

[@dizzygacha2272]

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸

[@ultraseijin1096]

*16:03* the viewer maybe happy and went "YES HE DESERVE THAT!" but Dan has a heart and feel sorry for the cursed baby, he is such a legendary father!

[@storm5296]

I love how Dan's the only youtuber that randomly goes on a tangent about a toilet.

[@imran19187]

But it’s true

[@WhoStoleMyNameFuck]

I would

[@that1guyEli_jah]

The balloon boy “HI” when Dan said hello in the crawl space had me dead 💀😂😂😂

[@LightfromSpace]

fun fact : i will always love dan and his content will never get old

[@dareak7143]

Shut

[@koriMarikori]

@@dareak7143 shut

[@arlenehernandez2439]

Shut

[@fabelo17]

@@koriMarikori shut

[@GoodoMint]

_Shut you mere mortals_

[@th4t0ne_guy99]

Anyone else realise Balloon Boy saying " Hi " at 16:18 ?

[@achaka8947]

Never thought Dan would play this game again, not dissapointed

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@kikoasnowz]

@@26mic87 k

[@ThatMonkeCdank]

Dan: I'll clean up the puke later Puke: IM ALREADY STAINED ON YOUR NICE RUG

[@Hi-bg1xt]

Dan, you never disappoint me. I love the content you make

[@PotatoObliteratorGD]

bot

[@blessingagbene3120]

Bot.

[@AsherLevi25]

Don't let Asher see this, he might question Dan's Parenting

[@notmay4999]

I currently have Asher held hostage and I’m forcing him to watch this video

[@RileyTech2]

hi Dan I have watched you for over 6 years. You have made me so happy whenever I'm down. you made my childhood so much better. thanks a lot.:)

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@blackbass1422]

@@26mic87 no

[@fazesyphon]

@@26mic87 p.s. your content is trash not funny

[@Littleman02]

From day one I was watching Dan i am 10 years old

[@CrazieGerry]

Dan is practicing how to take care of asher, from avoiding his love to being a demon child, dan is now prepared for the future

[@Asher10301]

Take care of me pleass

[@sopheyy]

dan literally has the nicest community and it makes me so happy whenever ive seen your content. also when you started with the security breach series i was so addicted to your series and i couldn’t wait until you posted another fnaf security breach episode. i am so happy that you raised me and grew my childhood. thank you dan

[@notnav8111]

26:49 Hope she's all good now!

[@Yashuop]

Blessed to have such a youtuber❤️

[@Mereaux]

Shut up bot

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

shut it bot

[@chantellereed1146]

No you are rubish

[@JODRecaps]

hi Yash, please do not screenshot my nfts 🤬🥺😔

[@VexedCow]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) no it isn’t ur content is garbage

[@elizabethhong7606]

I love how dan is the only KZbinr so far that actually feels bad for the baby and is taking it with him..

[@susannakessie192]

He took it with him so It would die in the elevator woth him

[@mini5866]

my dog just died today and watching your videos just made me feel alot better considering the fact that my dog would actually watch your videos with me as a kid so thank you dan

[@wisper1x]

25:27 his high pitch scream killed me

[@spidermanfand5666]

Thank you Dan for your content. We've all grown up with you. Nearly ten years you joined KZbin!!! Your videos make me very happy! ❤

[@donnalee458]

I grew up with dan to basically I saw him live he is the best person!

[@mrkinghimself9412]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) lol

[@eternalplayz872]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) just shut up man

[@kalamvalleyvlog]

I'm watching from Kalam valley..

[@jacksonwright2139]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) your jealous haters are jealous because they can’t do it your just jealous

[@blehbleh4149]

I remember this game, it’s been so long I almost forgot, you should replay/finish more old games

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

@Alice ❤️ thats the worst grammar i’ve seen since elementary

[@kikoasnowz]

@Alice ❤️ shuttup

[@dierlamsdraw4693]

Actually, I lied. My favorite part is when Dan is walking down the apartment hallway and he says, "Walk through door, or *leans down to cardboard box* steal Amazon package."

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

Dan, as an American I can tell you why our toilets are so full: they aren't supposed to be, but oftentimes careless small children will clog them and then try to flush them, causing them to nearly overflow

[@raihana1911]

“27:31” *You’re falling sleepy*

[@agentwifi8487]

Dan: * Plays Scary Game * KZbin: Yep, this is Fnaf

[@_MusicalDumpster_]

I mean, balloon boy did feature…. 😂

[@agentwifi8487]

@@_MusicalDumpster_ true dat

[@gerftf]

When im sad i always watch Dan's videos to cheer me up. Keep it up Dan!

[@arisvakal]

Dan is always making my day with his fantastic videos! I have to admit that the Big Head mod made the whole situation funnier than it should be.😆😆

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@wiquid]

@@26mic87 no you dont

[@dxl___]

@@26mic87 No you haven’t.

[@wiquid]

@what not *entertaining* content

[@oliverpomeroy1437]

This man straight up went from making daily minecraft videos, to having a son, to having to deal with a demonic baby in a videogame. Damn he has an interesting life

[@aayah2589]

What?

[@GPPiano]

After watching some of dan's Fnaf World videos from 2016, I have just realised how much he has changed. His hair has experienced major changes, and until now I haven't even realised that it isn't blue anymore! Dan used to be extremely energetic, and almost a little quirky, but now he is much more mellow. Not that that is bad! Heavens no! Dan will always be one of the very best KZbinrs out there! I began watching him in, 2014, and in 2022 I am still keeping a keen eye on his upload schedule. And despite the joke videos he makes about him being old, Dan's videos will never cease to entertain me and all his 25.9 Million fans! Keep up the amazing work Dan!!!

[@SitOnTheStars]

Dan: says hello The Game: hi! Me: WHAT JUST HAPPEND

[@bluu3245]

Dantdm, I wanna say thank you because you never fail to cheer me up. Right now my dad has covid and he is very sick from it. I have been worried all these few weeks and I haven't really been able to sleep. I am watching this at night and you honestly cheered me up and I feel a little better. Thank you so much for making these types of videos and helping lots of people

[@1Abdul-aziz1]

Hope your dad gets better in no time

[@JerpyTH]

woah a carbon copy comment.

[@_.B00._]

@@JerpyTH no it's not. This is the original comment, a bot stole his comment so they can get attraction to gain subscribers then sell off the channel

[@destiny6080]

Sorry about your father. And also for that not who stole you comment. Wish you the best man!

[@ramxhorn3712]

It's been so long since we've seen the pugs omg ! so happy to see them in this video :)

[@GalvaMisa]

Dan is as funny as ever and as entertaining as looking at the fridge.We love you Dan :)

[@PURPLEDISCOBALL]

26:41 Dan: that's Dan over there chilling 26:43 also Dan: his dog threw up in a few minutes

[@connorplol294]

10:23 "a pokemon" that made me laugh so hard

[@darvin50k]

To the person reading this: Even though I don’t know you, I wish you the best of what life has to offer ❤️

[@groffysaucey]

Thank you, that very sweet!

[@shiny_edin]

@@groffysaucey He's a bot bruh.

[@JadedThrone957]

You're amazing

[@MysteriousUser]

@@groffysaucey Lmao he is a bot

[@djt762]

Thanks

[@legendaryproductions1128]

Dan: “where is the baby?!🤦” The baby just sitting on the couch: I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination 👶

[@jackinthebox9730]

I love how Dan is scared to take care of a baby while he has a kid

[@Naviwolffe]

Dan never makes us sad let’s appreciate him :D

[@JODRecaps]

sup Ice, please do not screenshot my nfts 🤬🥺😔

[@Naviwolffe]

Wdym

[@Naviwolffe]

Did you already comment what I commented? If yes sorry I didn’t know and what does nft stand for

[@jeroenreichwein9708]

unless he ya know... dies (i hate myself for thinking of that)

[@VexedCow]

@@JODRecaps I’ll screenshot ur stupid nft’s just to make u sad

[@Be11a_Pineapple]

Great to see that you are playing this awesome game, Dan!

[@betskeser]

This dude posts almost every day and it makes his fans so much happier

[@Tsisverycool]

Thanks to this video we now know his worst fear it’s being locked in a fridge

[@asamitai]

Immediately a great day when Dan uploads

[@Officialfan]

True true

[@JODRecaps]

hi Bunni, please do not screenshot my nfts 🤬🥺😔

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

TO TELL THE TRUTH I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH 😞😭😭。

[@TERRARlA]

@@JODRecaps *screenshots*

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@maastricht.mapper]

Is it just me or at 28:48 he said "Theres eyes of ender all over the place."

[@Mini-Steel]

He did but those aren’t ender eyes dose lord of the rings eye

[@KiwioftheTropics]

Hé did

[@vkstar.]

After 7 years, I just realized Dan is British 😭

[@Jazzywazzy-luvs]

I’ve played this before and I hate the bit when baby turns into a demon of trash

[@Jazzywazzy-luvs]

That was scary

[@greengrassgaming2530]

I love how nobody in dan’s chat is ever rude lol

[@zedvrc]

I love how dan is just so good at making us all smile, makes my day.. Such a gringer ❤️

[@JODRecaps]

hi movii, please do not screenshot my nfts 🤬🥺😔

[@sweatavocadosauce4910]

@@JODRecaps Stop spamming. Go away.

[@realfarmer21]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dan

[@VexedCow]

@@realfarmer21 bro, ur content IS good, but don’t advertise it. It won’t help you

[@V1sr.vsp7330]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) go away bot

[@lucinda_null]

I remember when you played the original; I was hoping they’d come out with a follow-up!

[@theguyfromradiohead]

"AHHH! THESE ARROWS AREN'T GREEN! TAKE THE DUCK!" -DanTDM, January 2022

[@sirwafflesxx8218]

Dan you should go over the subreddit more. There’s a lot of interesting stuff you missed.

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@meelliottw]

@@26mic87 don't care

[@kikoasnowz]

@@26mic87 idc

[@Sylvaniaq]

Dan never fails to amaze us with his content.

[@fabelo17]

I can tell your just trying to get a heart on ur comment because I have heard this phrase a million times

[@lameplayr]

didn’t you copy and paste what frost commented with “me scrolling for 30 mins trying to find a comment that doesn’t say:”

[@why5805]

FEKJW DIW.E

[@harpalatkar8232]

@@lameplayr yeah ikr

[@kiverfr]

It will be more difficult for Dan to stay calm if he was alone in the house with his baby after this game😂

[@Absolei]

1:04 Geez! He's taking souls now. Was that new though?

[@Absolei]

4:24 What a creepy baby.

[@Absolei]

5:32 I don't think you should be caring for this demon baby. Leave it out in the snow to die!

[@Absolei]

The baby in yellow has a tattered mantle? What the heck is a tattered mantle??

[@Absolei]

It's a loop!

[@Absolei]

Stupid baby stealing fuses!

[@joejoedoesnotanimate4421]

Don’t let Asher see this. He might question Dans parenting.

[@realfarmer21]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me my g

[@advaithbiju582]

@@realfarmer21 bro shut up

[@Hakim08]

Can we just stop and take a moment to appreciate everything Dan does.

[@nogiinnotactivechannel1435]

You're not the real Khaby Lame🤨

[@realfarmer21]

Mna U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@CiscoGMD]

@@realfarmer21 Literally stop no one cares

[@Bubby850]

Bot lol

[@subforsub6032]

@@realfarmer21 your vids r pretty funny ngl

[@Melody_MGAP]

amo tanto tus videos! ¡Espero que consigas un montón de suscriptores! siempre me haces feliz y alegras mi dia :D

[@Melody_MGAP]

Which means:i love your videos so much! i hope you get a bunch of subscribers! you always make me happy and make my day :D

[@slide4_nj]

1:13 I can answer your question....... US toilet bowls (or basins) need a larger amount of water in the bowl to function properly. This is because US toilets (in effect) 'suck' the contents away using a partial vacuum created by the bowl's siphon system, whereas UK toilets rely on the force of water from the cistern to flush away the contents.

[@pikminexpert3747]

Dan, I thought you knew to not put babies next to batteries from past experiences. 18:20

[@XxLeagueofContentxX]

Had a tough day today. Thanks Dan! You instantly made me feel better! Elvira made this give him the credits

[@mahmudurrahman7385]

I couldn't sleep after watching this

[@OldAccount196]

Hey Dan, I know your not going to see this but I want to say thank you for making amazing content, I’ve been watching you for 5 years now and I can’t believe you still make such amazing content, Thank You, Keep being awesome!😊

[@nickdoeslegofilms]

30:12 you just killed a child how do you feel

[@thebl00dspl4tters0nthew4ll]

its been 5 years and ive watched your videos every single year, every single day, you never fail to not dissapoint me i love you and your videos!

[@26mic87]

I create entertaining skits as well

[@kikoasnowz]

@@26mic87 idc

[@z7playz295]

11:08 Dan:Let's go and change your BUTT. Me:That doesn't sound right.

[@sentergrade9896]

Watching a grown man scream in fear will always be my favourite source of entertainment :)

[@JODRecaps]

hi grade, please do not screenshot my nfts 🤬🥺😔

[@sentergrade9896]

@@JODRecaps what r u talking about

[@reika2836]

3:59 is a cursed image

[@TDoggVR_]

DanTDM always makes great content and he never fails to entertain us. Keep it up, Dan!

[@JODRecaps]

hi Dogg, please do not screenshot my nfts 🤬🥺😔

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

TO TELL THE TRUTH I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH 😞😭😭。

[@Dynasco]

23:37 dan causally feeding the baby milk lovingly 6 minutes later.... 29:16 YOUR PARENTS BETTER PAY ME THOUSANDS FOR DEALING WITH THIS

[@ohhitoad]

26:40 that made me laugh so hard

[@P3n12]

Can we appreciate how dan never disappoint us with his content

[@imiq2941]

bro stop with these annoying type of comment we get it we all appreciate it just please shut up

[@FedralBureau-Of-Investigation]

can we appreciate how dan never disappoints us with his content

[@alexhouston829]

🤓

[@bananman9198]

Did anybody notice that if you check the description it shows the game as five nights at Freddy’s

[@gamespace2020]

If Asher watched this..... Asher: *watches this vid* Dan: Hey Son! Asher: MONSTER! MONSTER!

[@mrdogeshorts395]

30:39 pskpskpskpsk

[@monochrome2921]

Pspspsspspskspsskspskpsksspskpsspsksskspsks *PPSKSKSKKSKSKSKKSKKSKK*