DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR [[THIRTY KROMER]] BIG SHOT

this was made on gdcolon.com/🗿
also using greasyfork.org...
the website was made by ‪@GDColon‬
The website, if you are unaware lets you use meme sounds in a music editor and everything is displayed in emojis/emotes
Thirty dollar rewrite makes it so it doesn't slow to a halt when It's too long
My computer (clearly) still can't handle it anyways
Since you have been asking for a download link, here it is:
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⚠️WARINING: This will run horribly if you don't have 30 dollar rewrite (see above link)⚠️
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#thirtydollarwebsite #deltarune

[@GDColon]

godd this is so well done, love it when these covers embrace memes and include them into the song instead of trying to work around them. 100/10

[@radiotomatosauce99]

some people see this as a challenge, but I see it as an opportunity

[@Couchiestpotato]

@@radiotomatosauce99 that is sun tzu quote quality right there

[@waneskadesousamoreira4658]

Hi colon

[@chiannamorris7759]

Nice

[@Mtb_Teej]

As this probably being one of my favourite songs this is actually good

[@doshep_hegex]

i love how the vocals were recreated using sounds as well "opp- bruh SLAM oog AARGH AAA bup"

[@sameoldsameold27]

Dont forget wahoo

[@gamercat09728]

AAA ding AAA ding AAA ding bup

[@somerandommusicianSRM]

oop bruh slam oof arrghhh aaa bup arrghhh aaa arrghhh aaa arghhh aaa oooohh-bup oop, beans, oop, beans, oop, beans beans, bup oop bruh slam oof arrghhh aaa bup arrghhh aaa arrghhh aaa arghhh aaa oooohh-bup oop, beans, oop, beans, oop, beans beans, bup

[@Genjoooo]

He used it using 30 dollars ;)

[@Tree_Gamer]

He did it with 50k dollars

[@asherdeangelis153]

Finally, the 31$ haircut.

[@carrotdelicious]

31$ [[}®0M€®]]

[@TurmoilTheThird]

30 kromer haircut

[@n00bi3plays]

@@dominicteklu4934 very [[BIG SHOT]] and [[COOL]] for us!

[@krishkumar7999]

you beat me to it, but I can still say 31 kromer haircut

[@Blubird153]

YOU MEAN [4.99 kromer haircut] YOU [[BIG SHOT]]

[@multigrandmarquis]

The discordant, ominous taco bell has to be the best use of these instruments I've ever heard.

[@radiotomatosauce99]

very foreboding, like you are about to get supremely crunchwrapped.

[@asteroid889]

r/strangethreats

[@DogsRNice]

KRIS, I WENT TO [Taco Bell] AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE A [Big [Hyperlink Blocked]]

[@cacopoggers677]

For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls

[@Goose-Verse]

@@cacopoggers677 The Bell of Tacos may seem normal, *_but it's the last bell you hear on this dreadful night_*

[@doodoo2065]

Why is no one talking about how the lyrics were made here When a word repeats in the song the same instrument is used and i love it

[@radiotomatosauce99]

The lyrics were fun to make because they gave me license to just shove a bunch of meme sound effects in

[@kexos52]

That pfp.... Seems... *Oddly familiar but not in a good way*

[@MisterHunterRow]

@@kexos52 sus

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@kexos52 wha- oh

[@innerecho9468]

@@kexos52 what

[@grim66]

The fact that this was all seemingly done without loops is the most fascinating part to me

[@Bresendownes]

Yea you right

[@Username-ru8hd]

@@Bresendownes can you let me out of the basement pls?

[@Xyddian]

Just seems inefficient

[@orindoesthingz]

No I put it ON loop

[@radiotomatosauce99]

I don't trust loops. Or know how to use them

[@mikey_m114]

DUDE THAT AMOGUS BEFORE THE DROP WAS SO GOOD- THIS IS SUCH A GENUINELY AWESOME COVER

[@aikoforbuddies]

If someone was looking for the amogus then.. 0:19

[@omarpikm2101]

amogus

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

amogus

[@Sapphire990]

amogus

[@Tomsuany]

amogus

[@StrawTheReaper]

even the site lags of how high quality this remix is

[@tnarwhal]

the sounds you used for the voice lines were spot on

[@SquooshyShark1000]

lmao

[@clawlauraflora115]

I fucking loved it round of an applause

[@kreme2064]

@@SquooshyShark1000 holy shit gelatin from bfdi

[@SquooshyShark1000]

@@kreme2064 i get recognized wherever i go -_-

[@radiotomatosauce99]

It's because you're the famous mascot of gelatin's steakhouse

[@CesarSalad69]

The fact that the "AMOGUS" at the start and the end perfectly fits in the song is scary

[@freamhipstro]

it is an absolute fucking travesty that this video doesn't have more views, *_absolutely praying for this to blow up so you get the recognition you deserve man._*

[@Theconeing]

Kromer

[@Millk--]

@Golden sage 007 k r o m e r

[@syncold5749]

My algorythm Showeinlagen me this video. Pretty sure it will blow up.

[@d1saBleR266]

*kromer*

[@Thedoomslayer12]

I agree

[@shrom6549]

The fact that you even got the incoherant vocals during the Freedom motif part is just astonishing. Good job dude.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

not exactly incoherent, the new spamton plush has them isolated and there are definitely understandable words, but the last line is still nonsense to me

[@CazicTheProtogen]

@@waffler-yz3gw i have like 2 ideas for the last line, either "UNTIL YOUR HEART GETS RIPPED UP" or "UNTIL YOUR HEART GETS YOUR BREAKING UP"

[@Artificer_]

​@@CazicTheProtogen i personally hear "UNTIL YOUR HEART STARTS TO BREAK UP"

[@Toomanygojis]

I hear only "UNTIL YOUR HEART GETS RIPPED"

[@NumberFifteen15]

@@Toomanygojis My heart is gonna get jacked.

[@Someoneidontknowudo]

Pro doesn't need great tools to make something. Nice music piece with the meme site

[@Blastkin]

Its because he usually makes music on music trackers and these are quite hard to use but once you get used to it you get used to basically anything to make music

[@radiotomatosauce99]

@@Blastkin Yeah pretty much

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

Are you calling this "bad tools"!?

[@entitypolyhedron]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl no, its meme tools.

[@Greenalien_]

@@entitypolyhedron its meme music tools almost like a YTPMV maker

[@massgunner4152]

You managed to do both the World revolving AND the NEO motif? Absolutely impressive.

[@Wakfoot]

its not just impressive, its a [ [ BIG SHOT ] ] Move!

[@TheRealPMG316]

THE [BIG SHOT] [Revolving]

[@Shamrocker-]

i cant imagine the immensely large amount of time spent on this.

[@Y_elloww]

Same. It would be better to use Restart Buttons to save space and make more room tho

[@radiotomatosauce99]

listen, if I was smart I wouldn't be here

[@Bordyeaux]

@@radiotomatosauce99 AHAHA Smart answer tho

[@sopapopp]

@@radiotomatosauce99 it looks cooler this way anyways lol

[@t-fibbx8965]

You know what else is an immensely large amount.... 30 kromer

[@penners7046]

1:13 this part is the most interesting to me you managed to include the fucking LYRICS in there. what the FUCK? DOWN TO THE SYLABLE

[@MFDOOK_coolguy]

oup a bup bee boep beep bup

[@excelvalentino6972]

opa up op bub boeb

[@radiotomatosauce99]

these other remixers have broken earbuds or something? it's like the main melody for that part isn't it

[@khendeoharajaki6498]

Beop op op uop oup oup

[@mrosskne]

huh? it just sounds like random noise

[@Cooldudecrafter]

the random meme sound effects got me laughing so much

[@TheAdvertisement]

1:13 I'm amazed at how perfectly you managed to create the hidden message at this part.

[@raseli-sp7oc]

Where?

[@vibedude9183]

@@raseli-sp7oc "wanna be a big shot? be a big shot be a big shot be"he was taking about

[@midcap]

​@@vibedude9183isnt it like "i feel it coming answer the phone cant explain till youre all alone" or smth like that

[@Enum_Dev]

​@@midcap - I think it's coming for me answer the phone - I can't explain till you are alone - It pulls the strings and makes them ring until your heart starts to break apart - I think it's coming coming for me answer the phone - I can't explain till you are all alone - It pulls the strings- It pulls the strings - Tell you what you [[BIG SHOT]]

[@rinbin4234]

How in the actual fuck did you do this. Jesus Christ. It’s amazing

[@Terasenai]

Ayo nice pfp And i agree

[@yosef7345]

@@Terasenai Ayo nice pfp And i agree

[@RedGhost2008]

@@yosef7345 ayo nice pfp and i agree

[@X_crafter]

@@RedGhost2008 Ayo nice pfp And I agree

[@shimoari330]

@@RedGhost2008 Ayo nice pfp And I agree

[@xDmakc]

0:34 i like how close to original this part sounds

[@SHQ09Xtreme]

Imagine fighting spamton and you hear those UI sounds as he dodges Every one of your hit

[@SwapyLoL]

Edited: KRIS.... DONT YOU WANNA BE A [BIG MEME]

[@lallaki]

ok

[@MintyMoron64]

Well that's a real [[Crummy Juncture]]

[@sand7741]

* *Get Good*

[@TheStellarMars]

@@sand7741 yummy krisp

[@ashercd6487]

@@sand7741 *Unfortunately, that requires 9001 tension points.

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

I am incredibly happy this website exists, there’s no way this much music would be made with these sounds without it. There’s a universe where we never got to see this potential realized.

[@toaster0verlord]

my ears are producing a fine wine from this amazing work of art

[@blast.507]

i think you need to see a doctor

[@toaster0verlord]

Its totally normal

[@arirdepresso7566]

mmmm quality ear wax wine from 1997. my favorite.

[@Top1Awesome]

hmm, tasty

[@ManMan-gr5xu]

Well, that’s enough internet for today. Jokes aside, I still agree with this comment.

[@makeyourownpie]

I love that you matched the syllables of what the voice is saying, especially “bing bop” for big shot

[@doccles17]

absolutely amazing my guy, how long did this even take? edit: BRO DID THE WHOLE SONG, THIS GUY'S A LEGEND

[@pros_0143]

At this point i can't lecture anyone and their 30$ haircuts.

[@Starlightnova111]

HE EVEN DID THE VOCALS

[@maxthompson7107]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [meme] MY [big shot]. [meme] MY [big] [meme] MY [big] [meme] MY [big shot].

[@soup3620]

wow, the gnome "hOo" sounds works surprisingly well as the background vocals.

[@gamercat09728]

I love how the "amogus" fit in perfectly with the beat

[@WakoDoodle]

When you click on a scam ad and it decides to start spawning more windows, each with their own notification sound.

[@SammyZ]

man this guy needs to be a big shot ❤️

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

_"Yo, pass me the aux."_ _"You better not play trash."_ _"Who, me?"_

[@verdyst4032]

I love how a lot of meme sound effects were used as part of the song and not for comedic purposes

[@royspurbeck132]

My favorite part is that I can hear the gnome every once in a while

[@NathanGandy]

I don't understand how good people are with this site, and you are one of them.

[@_enot_]

Your haircut might only be [[THIRTY KROMER]] but this video is priceless.

[@azurewarrior2000]

Holy SHIT this goes hard, how does this not have more views?

[@Pm-606-42O]

Imagine the pain he took to make this whole thing

[@lols2713]

This is amazing. I love how you even did the lyrics part!

[@matthewrobinson2442]

The fact that you actively tried to sentence mix the samples into Spamton's dialogue near the middle was astounding. NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG :bup:

[@tonixd246]

Oh my [[BIG SHOT]], that was the most [[NICE]] music that i heard [[TODAY]]

[@_yellowfruitpunch_6218]

0:42 Why is it a banger

[@dragonkidd1644]

It’s [[BIG SHOT]] it’s basically already made of memes

[@LesbianAhhhLabyrinthRat]

Like they say, "you never need a degree to be a clothing hanger." Meaning: No matter what people say, its great EDIT: HOLY MACERAL OVER 170 LIKES? you HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

[@eyemoisturizer]

300th like 🌝

[@radiotomatosauce99]

306th like 🌚

[@jellyenjoyer1690]

307th like 🌛

[@domino5525]

317th like 👁👅👁

[@LesbianAhhhLabyrinthRat]

lol

[@rylandmalcolm3825]

Loud, bombastic, wacky but beautiful. Like a dirge being played on a kazoo, just the way Toby envisioned.

[@loaphermsm]

i smell a fellow Baba Is You fan

[@radiotomatosauce99]

impressive, considering we don't have noses

[@cain-54]

DONT [you] LETURE ME WITH YOUR 30$ [soul] YOU HALF BAKED A [salami]

[@sanhasan8297]

This is a certified [[WIDE SHOT]]

[@maskitoad]

the "answer the phone" lyrics sounds like trying to hear someone at the phone but its cutting every 2 seconds and their stupid friends are yelling behind them

[@MainlineThruTheRockies]

1:00 It's almost heavenly I love it

[@lol-yy1ou]

I like that these meme inserts look harmonious, it would be nice if there were such inserts in the original theme.

[@greenberrygk]

the slam and oof sounds work surprisingly well in place of the woah sound

[@Glacier_Nester]

How did you get THIS out of 30 dollar website, the opening sounds pitch perfect, and the rest of the song is incredible!

[@VenThusiaist]

0:18 WHEN THE [[SHOT]] IS [[BIG]]

[@AJLord]

Perfect use of the explosion (and everything else, of course)

[@lilscranton6897]

im always really happy when a remix includes the “pull the strings and make em ring” part

[@firedarkslayers3368]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE CYBER WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@littlegamedude6351]

This sounds amazing. Especially the bells. Those are just beyond perfect.

[@Miju001]

This is still my favorite 30 dollar website cover, it's just so clean!

[@memerboi69.0]

well done. you've made the taco bell bong sound like a real bell.

[@m90e]

I love how you can just hear the Rhythm Heaven piano whenever it comes in Or maybe I’ve played too much Rhythm Heaven DS and can just recognize that sound effect whenever it plays

[@C.A.R.L.O.]

IT IS YOURE TIME TO BE A BIG MEME

[@mosqit4324]

the amoogoos was perfect

[@Endermariposa]

the amount of effort that people put into this website is just surprising-

[@CrepTheCreator]

It truly got me emotional when spamton said "it's spamming time" and spammed the entirety of Cyber City. A cerrifeied hood clacic.

[@Hello-gk7he]

0:47 hits hard

[@Biggestjevilfan]

The amount of time put into this fills you with a strange power…

[@CrepTheCreator]

1:13 me trying to explain to my boss why one of his workers are missing and my computer looks surprisingly better:

[@dumbjack228]

The vocals were done beautifully

[@KageTheDanish]

God DAMN this is underrated

[@FATALERRORSONICEXE]

Bro that perfectly timed "AMOGUS" tho 🥶👌

[@Blastkin]

ay radiotomato good to see you making serious numbers again, i've always liked your stuff!

[@biscuitboi3561]

It’s ironic that the 30 dollar haircut line comes from a discussion of free will

[@huhneat1076]

I love how you actually made the dialogue too

[@Sir_Steven]

I saw this in my recommendations and clicked on it because "haha funny deltarune meme" without expecting anything and MY FUCKING JAW JUST DROPPED. HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE TO MAKE!?

[@gervinspoos]

I want to take the time to appreciate this on several different levels. The sound effects used, including but not limited to: -Minecraft Note Blocks -Super Mario -Amogus -Taco Bell -GEESE -Bruh Sound Effect And the beautiful combination of all three, while STILL being able to hear the melodies and leitmotifs. Incomprehensible. Brilliant.

[@1_FLASKFAN]

bup

[@Oneshotenjoyer]

THIS IS A BIGGER BOP THAN THE [[BIG SHOT]]🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@annapotat0987]

absolute masterpiece

[@CreepyboomGamer]

Whenever Spamton said SLAM! I felt that.

[@Miju001]

This is absolutely insane, I don't really know what else to say, it's just that good

[@emrickazor2610]

That Mario soundfont at the end actually works really well.

[@Sub-cl4qo]

the fact you had the time, the will, and just the sheer power to do this is incredible.

[@BahkaSheep]

holy shid, this is so well made

[@kuzu2627]

I’m just commenting to recognize the immense effort that must have been put into this. Great job man

[@CheDaCheez]

you deserve a shit ton more attention then you get

[@aboodotoum520]

damn bro you sure did a lot of [[big shots]] just to make it good man i love you

[@justenmei2313]

this actually sounds better than the actual big shot

[@glith806]

I'm so glad I found this video, definetly deserves more views, it's so well made :D catJAM

[@OliyTC]

This is one of the best 30 Dollar Website covers I've seen

[@gamercat09728]

Ah yes, another GDcolon legend!

[@radiotomatosauce99]

Thanks :)

[@moonslayer5146]

heard battle against a true hero somewhere in the middle of the song, fire heres the timestamp 1:08

[@gneu1527]

The lyrcis are just icing on the cake.

[@l1me_256]

this goes hard. truly underrated

[@JRENZO10]

I love the random AMOGUS right before the beat drop

[@sareruno]

This is beautiful

[@DreamyBasil]

this is so fascinating, to the point that its too beautiful for your computer to take it

[@Salad006]

Dude props just for the amount of time it would have taken to do this

[@LeoYoshi54321]

absolutely incredible

[@Chevywolf30]

This needs like 10x more views at least

[@aliteraldumpsterfire672]

I legitimately am wondering, as one with (admittedly just) a certificate in computer information science, specifically programming and html, how this [THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE] even manages to accomplish feats like this and I love it

[@aprilvee9154]

DON’T YOU [[Lecture]] ME WITH YOUR [[30 Percent Off!!]] [[S O U L]]

[@MaxitoDe485]

I don't know how to make music in the thirty dollar website and when I see people making things lik this I have 2 reactions: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH THIS IS FIRE DUDE !!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 & I'm really surprised, GREAT JOB!!!