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The Daily Show puzzles over some of Donald Trump’s most baffling attempts to explain how the world works, including his takes on 5G, windmills, trade deals and more.
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[@tttlt84]

The dude laughing in the back when Trump tried to explain 5G 😂

[@houdini9739]

Lol yeah he couldn’t hold in his laughter at how Trump clearly had no idea what he was talking about.

[@biohazardbutterfly1344]

Right 😂😂😂

[@kenrickeason]

Dude tried to hold it in but at some point it just had to come out.. 😂 Dealing with President Trump's stupidity how can you not laugh like hell at him?

[@graceaswath5681]

Hahahahahaha

[@KappaChiino]

I swear, my family is sleep atm. So I couldn’t laugh, but I was about to explode there 🤣

[@unoriginalname2016]

This video needs to be archived for use in future US history classes

[@notsure1969]

In history textbooks from 2016 - 2020 it should say "America was experiencing technical difficulties".

[@allisonrand7526]

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. hahahahaha sad, but true!

[@Collective239]

It is... its called youtube. Check it out

[@hiroader11theanalysts65]

Donsplaining good stuff, good stuff.

[@jiorts]

as if its gonna change everything...i thought it cant get worse than bush jr...the next one is gonna be even worse

[@richardsundermann8128]

I never tire of watching this segment. I miss Trevor.

[@Treysorable]

Seriously, I don't know what to do with the internet anymore 😑

[@leeperry509]

What is he up to?

[@shirleyq3023]

So do i😢

[@milliet1227]

I do too. He was brilliant.❤

[@N_MACHIAVELLI]

Even after he's been voted out of office. I'm still ashamed that he was our president...

[@mccxcccx7793]

Aren't you ashamed at all at the person you voted for to replace him? You should be appalled.

[@mjohanss1975]

@@mccxcccx7793 You have got to be a Trump-supporter with that kind of black and white thinking. You don't have to be for something just because you are against something else. The whole world hates Trump. Doesn't mean we like Biden.

[@Heartfelt-zv7wh]

@@H-to-O Well said. 👏👏👏👏

[@chrisreid6445]

very much agree with you. A real embarrassment.

[@crotalusatrox7931]

As if Biden is any better. Ole Joe is taking us down the toilet.

[@ripaniboutique9950]

I'm African, I live in Ghana...and I'm sad for America 😪🤣🤣🤣

[@redwakeup2863]

I grew up in and even fought for America and I've watched this country go from bad to evil

[@Sugarcane510]

Ripani Boutique we’re sad too

[@fetahgoal3009]

just be sad for ur country and the whole africa 😭😭😭

[@ripaniboutique9950]

@@fetahgoal3009 I'm angry in our case,not sad

[@ripaniboutique9950]

@@redwakeup2863 I feel you bruh

[@curtisthomas2670]

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit".

[@drewstaser9726]

-Donald Trump to himself in the mirror every day

[@shejean]

The musical ‘Chicago’ has a song in it called RAZZLE DAZZLE that fits Trump ‘to a T’.

[@curtisthomas2670]

Covfefe

[@veronicaalleyne]

I ussed that one many times myself to sum him up also

[@user-kp8dh5wu2n]

W.C. Fields

[@mickeysalah1916]

I was watching this and my friend's little brother who's 5 came and said "I'm pretty sure walls are older".

[@keerthanavasan0331]

when a five year old is smarter than the president

[@Geniusignotus]

@@keerthanavasan0331 This is America

[@homiehomerson2705]

I remember when Hillary called these "people" deplorable I cringed and thought she went too far. Now I realize she didn't go far enough for these insurrectionists.

[@jamespacheco2325]

😅

[@garypickford2313]

“If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself. “ - Albert Einstein

[@emoquent9447]

He never said that

[@allahstan4171]

@@emoquent9447 lol get wooshed

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

@@allahstan4171 That's not being "whooshed"

[@garypickford2313]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. “ - Albert Einstein

[@gurusmurf5921]

@@emoquent9447 "Most quotes on the internet are accurately attributed." -Abraham Lincoln

[@shwanagarner3966]

I still cannot not believe over 70 million people wanted him to stay in office. What an embarrassment 🤦

[@shwanagarner3966]

And millions lost their jobs, and over 450,000 have died. So really!

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Fox might’ve had a hand in that

[@cherokeenevin3763]

@Nagato972 Trump makes a few thousand jobs and we're all supposed to polish his boots with our tongues for it, but then Biden kills a few thousand jobs to stop a huge amount of man made climate change and he "isn't any better" than the man who put thousands of children in concentration camps, and lost all their parents in war torn, cartel run countries so that we can't even release them?

[@davidwinston8122]

Sorry. When ddi that ever happen.

[@davidwinston8122]

Nagato972

[@andreheinrich7443]

THIS will never get old .... greetings from germany 🤣😂

[@paulawilder8368]

As an embarrassed American, I want to apologize for Trump.

[@danamarvelstar]

Same here. I wouldn’t of voted for him if I could at the time (I was under 18 at the time)

[@rosethxr]

same 💀😂

[@joaogacia6508]

@@danamarvelstar eighteen ??? really in my country people now can vote at 16 greetings from portugal

[@danamarvelstar]

@@paulawilder8368 if you voted for him, then I understand your apology. And I accept. If you didn’t vote for him, there is no need to apologize. Their was no way we could of known at the time he would do all those things.

[@frankenns]

19:53 my favorite “the oranges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can literally hear someone say “What????” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OC1621.]

I'm heading into twenty twenty three and this is still funny. ORANGES are still ORIGIN'S. Trevor I misses you. 12-27-22.🇺🇲🇺🇲💯

[@topand.s7220]

Why am i feeling so embarrassed watching this. I'm not even American

[@kerriganm]

Save us! From ourselves! Never before have I so wished I was Canadian...

[@Poemi10304]

As an American, I’m not feeling embarrassed. I feel rage and hopelessness. @Kerrigan: Also been thinking I’d be better off Canadian.

[@trevorjolls1480]

Topan D.S It’s embarrassing that anyone even voted him.

[@trevorjolls1480]

Kerrigan McCarthy I wanna move to Canada, too

[@sunnyqueen5685]

On the other hand I guess there's me, a Spaniard who just feels glee at seeing we are not the only country who had/has elected a dumbass for President.

[@cy3970]

I used to watch Tom and Jerry for laughs, now I watch the news

[@jaydeep.adhikary]

Same here.

[@arpitjaiswal3794]

Same here bro

[@damiano2211]

If USA wants the Italy's 5g, must help Italy exit from Europe.

[@wise_Guy_Rising]

He is a sick guy. Get pay by opp party.low life

[@fidha3384]

Facts!

[@loiscurry1020]

Trevor you slay me ,my stomach hurt s everytime I listen to your show you're great at this. Much love. Keep it up my friend.

[@jeremyrenner2647]

Hi there? What’s new with you over there?????

[@princiiemalesa8830]

"I said 'do they all have wheels? '" 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@djtae808]

Picture ID for groceries? Noise of windmills causes cancer?? Wow

[@LazarusStr]

“Wow” isn’t even the word...”Wow” isn’t even the word...I can’t blame another country for looking at us with a side eye... 👁 Im glad Trevor Noah is hosting this show. Because the level of stupidity that is exuded from the President’s mouth is making me light headed 🥴 Trevor helps to balance out the stupid...because watching him alone would make my head pop 🙊🙉🙈🐵🥴

[@lesismore49]

I've seen windmills, but never been close enough to hear them. If they are loud, they could cause hearing loss. But I've also never seen houses right next to them. Or piles of dead birds under them. 😒

[@djtae808]

@@LazarusStr I try to t ignore The Orange one as much as possible. He is a migraine trigger for me. The stupidity that slips past me is always pointed out by Trever and Colbert. I'm just flabbergasted. Wow is all I could say...

[@kennethhwang3425]

LESismore Honestly, if anything is endangering birds, it’d be pollution from factories, and unregulated bird hunting, and cats. I love cats but NEUTER AND SPAY!

[@korayven9255]

@@lesismore49 And the cancer?

[@cristinadamian9942]

Thank you America for an endless supply of comedy during these hard times

[@alcoholic402]

You're welcome

[@blakelondon1]

I'm glad we could help.

[@willmeariver7079]

It's funny until some country gets blown up. And which country do you live in? I'm just asking for the president.

[@cristinadamian9942]

WILLMEARIVER oh it’s fine, your president is only good for Twitter fights when it comes to things like that. I’m from Romania, which you probably haven’t heard of, but we’re doing pretty well here in Europe. 😊

[@bridgetkane2856]

@@cristinadamian9942 we've heard of Romania. I don't know much else about it, but I have heard of it.The American public school system is sad.

[@nelinotakam2621]

It kinda funny to rewatch this part on how you said he's walking with secrets documents and have him investigated for it right now😅😅😅😅

[@grimmSOL]

Now that we have a bit of normalcy, again, I like going back to these. It's like the Trump administration was the blooper reel of American democracy. 😂

[@criticalroleace2846]

This is the perfect analogy!

[@karaoketown6503]

So don't you miss Trump in the office and brilliant comedians like Trevor Noah giving us the sad news in a way to make us laugh? Maybe that's why Trevor had to leave the show, the material had dried out with Trump out of the Oval Office.

[@bdillz7195]

@@karaoketown6503 Trevor had wanted to leave prior to covid but it actually had the worst/best results for 🇺🇸 us I'd say cause we got to enjoy the last moments of lockdown with donald j duck/trump

[@nathanvalaneildaniel3123]

Lol you call Bidens Leadership normality? Atleast the rest of the world respected America under trump...the rest of the world views America as a joke because of Biden!

[@beverleyheadley-glover371]

Hey Trev. Former Prez. Doesn't understand that people are empathetic with his cause to save his company. Sad so sad

[@Steve_1999]

Whenever Donald starts a sentence with "Not many people know this" That means he just learned something or he's making up something.

[@andreshusk1332]

“If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself. “ - Albert Einstein

[@Steve_1999]

@@andreshusk1332 I don't understand what that quote is referring to.

[@bonbonpony]

No, you don't get it. He's explaining it to his voters :J

[@Steve_1999]

@@bonbonpony Ok, now it makes sense. You could've meant that in countless other ways..

[@botskiegranada4081]

Your president is brainless...liar..lunatic..HOPE NEXT TIME CREATE A PANEL OF PSYCHIATRIST TO EVALUATE THE MIND OF YOUR PROSPECTIVE PRESIDENT.. PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS A 2ND GRADER IQ... PHILIPPINES..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@MasterPourKnowP]

Sucks when I'm on line buying food and suddenly I remember I forgot my "papers".

[@nartouzumaki8232]

hahaha

[@janen7385]

OI ! WHERES YOUR LICENSE FOR THAT ORANGE ?!

[@allhumansarejusthuman.5776]

How do you do that without your 5g? You cannot forget your papers with your 5g. Huuuge tactical advantages. The bigleast. But first you need the 4g and the 3g.

[@janen7385]

Then, then don't forget, there's the 6th and 7G. There will be OranGe, too.

[@WBoneB]

You dont need papers, just a mark on your forehead would work. Hah

[@skankhunt420]

Secret documents not only in his pocket 😂

[@pyrusdragonoid2013]

Ur right about that.

[@crazylector]

"Stop that pigeon. It's headed to the kremlin." I died.. :D

[@lorelaiclubb559]

As an actual cancer survivor, him saying the sound windmills make cause cancer disgusts me. This man is an embarrassment 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@dawsonmondell1252]

He was stupid to say that

[@ralral3545]

He's a DISGUSTING TRAITOR.

[@TheTunaMaster]

i know how you feel . it took three thousand stitches to put me back together after they removed the tumor. and that dumbass margenalizes everything

[@calmshorefilms1960]

Sorry you had to hear that. congratulations on your fight. God bless

[@martybaldwin7844]

TheTunaMaster It sounded to me like trump was being sarcastic about the windmills causing cancer.

[@willmeariver7079]

The really scary thing is, about half of the citizens think he is smart.

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

@bill Johnson Being the President doesn't mean your smart. It just means you convinced people to vote for you which in this case is like fooling morons which isn't hard at all.

[@bobs182]

@bill Johnson Yes, Trump has a talent for being a con man.

[@judithtakens]

I think they like him because they can finally understand and level with their president

[@willmeariver7079]

@bill Johnson Never, and I'm still smarter than a Trumpdumpster and the garbage within.

[@shaniseclarke3270]

You got to be kidding me!!! Sometimes I wonder if he has a brain

[@dianaspivey9430]

Travel Barbie Outfit.... I can't no more😂😂😂😂

[@darenblackshire2827]

Love your show,your channel and you! We really enjoy your dedication to all of the people! “TREVOR NOAH FOR PRESIDENT!!!”

[@montageENT]

Finally I feel smart enough to be a president someday

[@ashfoderBJJ]

But only of USA

[@smendes2004]

@@ashfoderBJJ your surname...it means "to fuck" in Portuguese, one of the most spoken languages in the world....be careful 😁😁😁

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

@@atairiastoigrafiades6823 There's no such thing as beta or alpha amoung humans dumbass. But lets face the facts, Trump is a huge snowflake that gets triggered by just about everything. Exhibit A: Trumps Twitter feed. Case closed.

[@mariesinging7654]

Unfortunately you have to be DUMB to be president..😱😱

[@karlblume9419]

Anyone smart enough to do that job is smart enough not to want it.

[@graffitiwomen]

Yes, of course, the lady at Walmart always checks my grocery ID, when I buy oranges or whatever? 😂😂

[@rgwak]

I quit my job at the local mini-golf place when I learned the sound of windmills causes cancer! 😄😆

[@HongFeiBai]

Only if you're under 40 😂

[@firoferva6761]

*origins

[@swanky_yuropean7514]

Excuse me ma'am. Do you have a license to buy Oranges? I thought so. Jimmy lock her up in grocery jail. 😉

[@tomt6963]

Don't tell Don, that there is a WALLMart

[@ellenjo86324]

Trevor is a treasure. He is a consistently laugh-out-loud hilarious.

[@jeremyrenner2647]

Hi there? What’s new with you over there?????

[@asif25600]

I really miss Trevor Noah as the host of The Daily Show 😢

[@bergogliopapanatas8079]

Trump is the best living example of the phrase, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." That must have been his father's motto for him.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Yeah, & just when we thought Trump was the very worst president of all, along comes _BIDEN._ Unholy smokes! ! Well, tune in again next November when we have another election for idiot ("president") of the year. Maybe the White House can fall to even more stunningly lower lows than before 🤪🤪🤪

[@laurietodd5422]

Absolutely

[@ronaldviens7862]

Naw, his dad's motto was-- " 8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy. If they can't walk, drag 'em."

[@bonjourparis5073]

English is my third language. After seeing this! I gained my confidence... Merci monsieur le president.

[@songmei2938]

Best comment! Thank you!

[@radiatorbacon5239]

At least we all know what you mean. 😂 sometimes Trump doesn't even know what Trump is trying to say.

[@nevershutup684]

Isn’t it, merci monsieur le/el presidento? Gotta have an o on the end in honor of Trump’s close relationship with Mexico.

[@tundrawomansays5067]

Trump’s is Italian: “Gelato is my hairspray: It’s strong enough to hold down an orange weave. Except in the wind. Then the spaghetti gets el dented.”

[@calgal5752]

Bonjour Paris Please keep in mind that the majority of Americans aren’t as stupid as Trump.

[@kallmedom]

Love and miss Trevor Noah with his fine self.

[@zoehurst6067]

Looking back at this and see that he could be carrying secret documents is funny

[@ethanyork3037]

I started out laughing but around the 10 minute mark it just became depressing

[@smurfhelms68]

Took me about 6 to stop laughing lol

[@tammynesbit4352]

Totally depressing

[@onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433]

I stopped after "ID for groceries" smmfh!

[@Strong9731]

It is depressing. It get even more depressing after reading comments from his supporters.

[@corbeau-_-]

laughter and tears are way beyond me now... Apathy remains, which was the goal I guess.

[@terencedove5047]

Either Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln once said: "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." Donald Trump opened his mouth, and...

[@christianabonyan7574]

Common woman?... devil...blah blah... people who bring religion in every conversation are delusional.... and who is calling Ghana a shithole?... Hahaha..I dont blame you... pray we continue to be shitholes so u benefit...but the day we come out of that supposed shithole..am not sure it is gonna be easy for the world... Mother Africa is at the centre of the world..Everyone taps into her resources.... so be grateful...and it amazes me that people are soo ignorant combined with arrogance to not find out stuff for themselves.....At the end of the day we the shitholes dont make weapons of mass destruction.... U make them and sell them to these countries so they destroy themselves and become the shitholes, you easily benefit from.😊

[@itzystreamingplaylistsonch5471]

99.9% sure it was Mark Twain. We had to sing a short song about it in choir ^^.

[@skyym3629]

@@christianabonyan7574 .... Well, you sure did blow the argument of "the U.S. is to blame for Mexicos cartel violence, drug smuggling, and murders" because the Americans use and want their drugs so bad, that poor Mexico has no choice and are not to blame. lolololol. It sucks when you can't have your cake and eat it too, huh? Actually do worry about it, I'm sure this is way too much over your head for you to even understand.

[@automaton1740]

@@skyym3629 okay so, this might come as a shock to you, but the cartel system is something called a "market" which means that both sides are getting something out of it. The cartel produce and sell drugs to americans, yes, but that market only exists because Americans are buying their drugs. The cartel system exists because the US government banned the possession of those drugs and never provided the resources required for Americans to shake the addiction. Both sides made mistakes, Mexico definitely hasn't stamped out the seeds of corruption in their government as much as is needed (though they literally couldn't, as damn near everyone in power gets some amount of money from the cartels, and the cartels have immense influence within the population.) and the USA has consistently failed to provide the support and resources to allow addicts to recover and has increasingly criminalized and militarized their "war on drugs," forcing the cartels to become increasingly violent and ruthless in their attempts to protect their own lives. It's a shitty and complex issue, don't treat it like Mexico was just forcing its drugs in the US. Both nations have failed in multiple areas when dealing with the issue.

[@cuac5869]

@@automaton1740 finally someone sane that understands the problem. If there were no demand there wouldn't be supply. You can't just kill out the drug problem. Banning it and then blaming it on other countries does not solve it. You have to bring it to light and address the issue from both sides. Literally all the government is doing now is persecuting drug offences and killing criminals. There is no support to decrease drug addiction (demand) and there is no actions against corruption that supports the cartels (supply).

[@mikek7050]

That comment on his "walking around with secret documents" has aged like fine wine

[@freyastar4399]

I was stuck for a minute.. “the oranges”.. I’m like the oranges?? Then when he said it again “the oranges of the story”.. I’m like the origin! Is that what he’s trying to say Lml 😂 no way

[@OmegaSeraphim]

And why is his behavior so accepted? Other countries are laughing at us!

[@icin4d]

Because of his lunatic 30% followers that many believe he is the second coming of the Christ.

[@myriamickx7969]

icin4d : If so, they have a very poor and un-Christian notion of Christ’s first coming...

[@meganmango9767]

icin4d it’s creepy as hell!!!! If those people actually read the Bible or the Quran they would see him for the beast he is. This is almost exactly like 1984, by George Orwell.

[@meganmango9767]

Honestly trump has divided my family. My uncle used to be the coolest human. Idk what happened but now he’s blatantly racist & hateful. It must be exhausting to harbor that much hate in your entity but he manages it I suppose. I don’t want to be overly dramatic but jeeeeeez. We’re living in prewar Germany. It’s just darker colors. I pray. I couldn’t figure out how to end that sentence. I pray for all of us. What a sad joke 😩

[@uknwselfmade9694]

And most of us are laughing at him... Cause with a lie this big, you just got to ride it out....

[@butttons]

Sorry Trevor, I can't endure this. My brain is melting.

[@user-rg5we4yh2h]

Almost two years later, still making my monthly visit to this video cz i need this laugh so bad 😂😂

[@sharontaylor662]

Choking on laughter!!!! Trevor, you capture the essence perfectly of this man's idiocy, idiosy odyssey....he cannot be real! No, he IS real, it's the ppl who supported and voted for him that are unreal. The Three Stooges fan club!

[@jeremyrenner2647]

Hi there? What’s new with you over there?????

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

My favourite: "It's on an island...... surrounded by....... water. Big water. Ocean water."

[@neverendingtoasterbath956]

Krazee Ladee the water isn’t just any water... it’s the bigliest water

[@name3j8]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vladovojtas3441]

Indigo island with Grace of god and Adi ocean

[@lenawebb-bey3642]

Krazee Ladee pitiful. When are his supporters wake up and REALLY listen to what he is putting out. This guy is dumb as a rock! Apologies to any rock feeling insulted.

[@mysterymeat586]

I lost it when Gen Grant "went in and knocked the hell out of everyone!". I'm glad I wasn't drinking out of my coffee cup when I heard that.

[@LoveDoesConquerAll]

"trump sounds like he's doing a book report and didnt read the book" im deaaadddd

[@minarineplays4169]

LoveDoesConquerAll bruhhh that’s funny. Just like how Trevor is a news reporter that didn’t know his facts so he just made a show on TV

[@engineeringmasters3953]

@@minarineplays4169 that was so unfunny. Trying to peel my eyes out🥴

[@myrizg]

He actually does not make HOMEWORK. He is DUMB

[@underscoredfrisk]

@@minarineplays4169 Hey man... why are you here

[@DaMnWoude]

Hologram. Wake up!

[@Riclaval]

The wheels and walls talk was donsplaining with cryptic hints that they'll make a single part of the wall on a single set of wheels going around the border, to safe costs.

[@reneeochoa1015]

Noah, I have not 😂 laughed so hard. Thank you for the laughter.

[@shafflo]

I tried to stop, but each segment was better than the last. Very funny stuff.

[@eleciarobinson6065]

Ikr

[@eartianwerewolf]

I do not watch tv...I heard that this show was not that good through the grapevine. But this is hilarious .

[@Telerian3]

It was the most long...

[@mathiasj8182]

Yeah... Trevor Noah knows what he is doing.

[@wp2746]

Indeed

[@anonagain]

5G? Some of us in rural America still don't have any cell phone coverage or what the rest of the world defines as broadband internet. Maybe we should work on that first?

[@PabloSanchez-qu6ib]

Don't worry, it will trickle down.

[@baconous689]

I like that idea

[@allhumansarejusthuman.5776]

Ikr? .... They are gonna end up waiting till direct cell to satellite is a thing creating global coverage.... Ant they?

[@anonagain]

@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib 'Trickle' is a good word for rural internet speeds in the US. But I'm tired of getting trickled down on by the 1% - only the President likes that. ;)

[@pacovasda5955]

@@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 that already exists hadn't even watching the news Elon musk just put up a set of many many many many many satellites to do that very thing.

[@bhagyeshkotian1747]

Those were the best 4 years of non-stop entertainment.

[@AnNgo-uk1gf]

I'm surprised Trevor Noah didn't notice the guy in the background laughing when Trump talked about Grocery IDs haha.

[@Natas327548]

I'm starting to think some of the people that show up aren't even conservatives they just want a good laugh

[@sammybubba176]

i did. and before they started laughing they were looking at each other and like...wtf?

[@syndeytishbaayeh409]

Right lol

[@jocelynchoong7956]

The guy was laughing so hard in the background, I think he wet his pants:)))))))) Only Dotard needs an ID when he goes grocery shopping:)))))

[@machetecockatoo6549]

Trump is the first president that I never actually look at when he's onscreen...because I'm too busy watching the reactions of everyone else around him. lol

[@lambro3001]

The wheel is older than a wall??? Mommy, I'm scared...

[@wtype35]

That's a good one, I'm going to use that one

[@sapphireriddles6692]

Don't forget about how they havent changed because they work!

[@HISBestLifeCoach]

Just "scared?"

[@TimagesPhx]

@@sapphireriddles6692 Walls work in many instances. I'm a carpentry contractor. But walls on borders? No chance. Being in construction in Arizona and knowing many migrants I can safely say you only find the tunnels by luck. There are more than a few. 🙂

[@wepruitt3]

I'm dead. Lol

[@firstname__lastname]

Urgh. I needed this today soooo bad. 😆😆😆 Please do more!

[@syedjaffer435]

First I used to be sad then I found Trevor Noah's channel. Now I have a reason to laugh all the time.

[@AchievewithA]

I listen to this at my office and I am at the front desk with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The struggle to not laugh obnoxiously loud is my struggle.

[@djibra7724]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hiramjohnson9681]

Don't hold it in. Let's laugh 45, his family and the entire rethuglican party out of power. I want to hear you across the pond!

[@GGEarly]

Didn't think I'd laugh this hard, OMG! 😂😭🤣😭😂😭😲😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

[@dreww8941]

He needs to stop explaining how things work when he doesn’t really know

[@Dave1507]

That's the problem, he really believes he does know, and everybody pointing out that he does not, is fake news.

[@chloekey8043]

The point is our president should not be so stupid

[@tbr9990]

the point is your president should simply stop speaking ...

[@LaLaLonna]

His narcissism won't let him.

[@tracyhughes5092]

Exactly! what's disturbing though is , no matter how illiterate his supporters are it would appear that this much ideocracy illiteracy & mendacious lunacy and lying would be unappealing. IDGF how much I believe "he speaks for me" as they claim; there is no fucking way I would continue to support such an embarrassment. It is clear that they are dealing with some sort of mental illness even to support this buffoon because they HATE liberals is mindless stupid & shows a lack of decency hence why everyone calls them IGNORANT. Look at his rallies they're poor & low middle class, old and trashy White folks , sorry but they are ! TEY HAVE NO CLUE TAHT HE IS THROWING THEM A RACIST BONE WHILE THEY CHASE IT LIKE DOGS HE STEALS FROM THEIR DUMB ASSES & GIVE THE MONEY TO HIS WEALTHY OLD AS FUCK WHITE CRONY'S! They are being used while technology steals their jobs they are blaming Hispanics when them dumb muthfucka's wouldn't pluck a chicken or pick a crab ! I swear these are the dumbest White Nationalist trash on earth

[@Observ45er]

7:05 - Cars: "even the expenses ones."

[@frankaviza6362]

Very, very great, hilarious reel!!!!! I am a new BIG fan of Trevor Noah.

[@blakedurston]

I’m 17 now, and I remember when I was like 7 I told my dad that I was sad that there was nothing interesting happening in the time I was living in. He witnessed Germany’s reunification, his parents witnessed the moon landing, but for me there was nothing. Now I realize I was wrong. I definitely have something to tell my kids about.

[@TheXarus]

You can tell them about how I'm depressed

[@AliceNsWonderland]

I hope you'll register to vote as soon as you turn 18! "This" is what happens when so many people assume "someone else will vote, I don't need to"

[@brandonsmith7007]

No offense bud but we have literally been at war your whole life, had our first black President in your lifetime, and a special needs person as President after that! Youve been alive for tonnes!!

[@saramcknz]

“It was supposed to be space travel. It was supposed to be space travel.”

[@chickenflower4829]

TheXarus and cured by watching American politic news

[@ducatimidnight594]

"The wheel is older than the wall" it's hard to look at anyone the same that I know who voted for this man...

[@Sullaban]

I know I didn't vote for the guy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2jWo52kp6qqaKc&authuser=0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2fSgntpnKt6h6c&authuser=0

[@Sullaban]

Vegetables gross. One day I'll be president. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnrMiIelYtx-eck&authuser=0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3rUdXlomMaCea8&authuser=0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKjXl6x8aN6agJY&authuser=0

[@furry_tingzya505]

I knew somebody who is republican and wanted to vote for him. Her mom said: “Go check out their pages.” And then she decided to vote Hilary

[@furry_tingzya505]

Truth Xposed I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️❤️❤️

[@furry_tingzya505]

Truth Xposed I will!

[@drawyournameshow6400]

This is still gold specially the Abe Lincoln skit. - awesome job to all the comics on this show- Acosta as Grant was gold

[@HimanshuPowar]

"The oranges of America have inspired me bigly" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cherishedvalor]

Trevor has the best dimples. When he smiles and laughs it’s so adorable.

[@fazzamuhammad3114]

Greetings from the crown prince of Dubai and send me your email or your add me up in WhatsApp[phone]

[@zuzub-va9897]

How in the hell can ANYONE think this man is SMART?

[@squattingsolder3217]

@@fazzamuhammad3114 scammer

[@carow6402]

Well wishers, Please help me pay Rent. Am honestly super stranded

[@nishygold6661]

ikr

[@hailey1440]

Ok but that drunk history was hilarious

[@moneymachine100]

When he drew on the Hurricane chart with a sharpy and thought people would believe it was already like that, lol

[@youngshady011]

Trevor Noah im really proud of you Man, keep up the good works....

[@JudeScott007]

Read his book if you haven't. It's so good.

[@newtonnewton3551]

trevor is gettin' us through the TOUGH times, it's better to laugh, than to CRY!!! LOLL

[@hughjaanus6680]

"it's better to laugh, then to CRY".........means first laugh, next cry. Did you mean it's better to laugh, than to CRY. Americans.......

[@joieluck]

Then after we laugh and cry, we VOTE!

[@ralral3545]

👍🤗Right ON 👍 Thanks👍✌😷✌

[@hughjaanus6680]

He edited the then for than. Yippee.

[@SuperTruthful]

true that

[@arcadion448]

7:19 - Yeah no. A wall came first, human beings would've made makeshift shelters to hide from the elements before making a wheel.

[@efootballmania]

So much joy watching this piece of treasure. Truly exceptional 🤣

[@aliceshtewi6280]

Litterally my fav entertainment during quarantine is watching trump comedy😂😂

[@bradleon1926]

"what do you want me to do, swallow a lightbulb?"

[@koevirel8350]

Trump comedy is USA tragedy so honestly u guys don't have too much reason to laugh . To me that's same like passagers of titatinc laughing at captain of Titatinc, laugh all u want but this "ship" is sinking.......

[@aliceshtewi6280]

@@koevirel8350 I get where you're coming from, and trust me whoever's laughing at this is not happy about Trump being president and destroying everything. However, comedy is a great way to deliver a message and entertain people and it's certainly not wrong to joke and laugh sometimes. The ones we should be worried about are those voting for him..

[@damiano2211]

If USA wants the Italy's 5g, has must help Italy exit from Europe.

[@cringeusername9705]

same

[@randyjax09]

That Drunk History segment was the best thing I’ve seen since he took office. 😂😂😂

[@phyllisneal8687]

😂😂😂

[@hardlessons9732]

Facts..lol

[@BillionaireBryt]

Drop the link!!

[@randyjax09]

A. Brytney Reaves It’s actually included in this video starting at 13:40.

[@cosiekelly9297]

@@hardlessons9732 c.f. yt? c.f. jjuu

[@jimwheeler9840]

Oh my gosh. How did I miss this for so long? Priceless.

[@yoelamanuel6971]

i cant get enough of you

[@gizmonomono]

If someone made a movie about Trump it would be an unintentional parody.

[@gabehcuod7017]

Trump is the unintentional parody of humankind.

[@gabehcuod7017]

*unintentional

[@vladovojtas3441]

Yeah but from this parody he Can make difference for future 😁💕☯️

[@mysterymeat586]

Trump unknowenly writes his own parody. Let the comedy ensue.

[@gizmonomono]

@Joseph Lewis I have. That movie is way to realistic now 😁

[@AmberAmbwee]

You need an ID to buy groceries? 😂💀

[@tomb613]

Not yet but give the fascists time...

[@pdizbon]

Maybe in twitler's homeland of Russia ?

[@pedroraveloclaveria5748]

You need an I'd for buying alcohol or tobacco , car ,house, flight, school, guns, credit card open a bank account so why not ask for I'd when you are going to vote??

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@pdizbon Agolf Twittler you mean?

[@pdizbon]

@@pietrojenkins6901 yes

[@gwyndolynfoster3805]

As opposed to a tremendously dry hurricane 😂😂😂

[@sachinsingh5100]

"my cousin watched that sully movie once".... alright you land the plane!!!!!that got me laughing my head off!!!

[@undine8750]

10:33 "I have an instinct for science" seems like an oxymoron. Isn't science about rejecting instinct and gut feelings in favor of experimentation and evidence based conclusions?

[@P.H691]

Apparently, people don’t acknowledge science despite science helping humanity evolve. Ignorance is still strong, which is kinda stupid

[@ShizakuIzaiyoi]

anyone who actually thinks you can have an instinct for science probably wouldn't know enough about science to realize that its an oxymoron.

[@paulbunyangonewild7596]

@@ShizakuIzaiyoi like they would know what that word means

[@myrizg]

The best way of demonstrating his ignorance!

[@n484l3iehugtil]

Replying without any context: Science does need some creativity in realising how to solve problems. If you solve enough problems, you build up an "instinct" of what to look out for. tbh applies to any field of study.

[@toniacollinske2518]

Lawd, don't do any more compilations please! It's just too much all at once. My brain exploded.

[@Girlhead]

OMG I know.. it was just too much.

[@HISBestLifeCoach]

I'm with you, but it helps the not too far gone persons that make up his base. I'm sure some of them watch Trevor.

[@elizabethsherman6576]

@@HISBestLifeCoach I truly hope there are some if those people. If I spend too much time in the KZbin comments I start to wonder. I'm hoping that I'm just running into a vocal minority.

[@derrickharvey5059]

I'm stoned, and I make more fucking sense than Donald Trump.... WTF?!

[@derrickharvey5059]

I damn near died during the climate change portion!

[@mollylilly1403]

The part about the secret agreement in his pocket aged well 😂

[@neondlalane5972]

i just love it when trevor goes after spirit airlines🤣

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"It's gonna be tremendously big and tremendously wet." "Mm. So eloquent." XD

[@tesfuweldemikael2902]

🍺

[@marjoriebenjamin6296]

Very embarrassed. He should be ashamed of himself.

[@tomjones1267]

Trevor's work ages well!

[@amnathegrande]

"American Politics, Ladies and Gentlemen." *_"The only cure for sadness."_*

[@zerologic7912]

Or the exact opposite, depends what kind of person you are.

[@RCsFinest]

@@zerologic7912 nothing beats "cheer up...you could be donald trump" 🙄☺️

[@yahwehs_fenixlionessofjuda2893]

LECK MICH AM ARSCH

[@idonhadenuff5979]

😂😂😂😂😝

[@connorleeson7229]

Unless you live here ):

[@PagalNixon]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The "orangies" at the end was the best. ROFL

[@Sullaban]

I have not got that far into the video kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2jWo52kp6qqaKc&authuser=0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2fSgntpnKt6h6c&authuser=0

[@buckbrown8501]

who will you vote for?

[@PagalNixon]

@@buckbrown8501 irrespective of who do we vote things that matter most is keep the politicians in check through public voice that the power doesn't corrupt their abilities to make decisions that are conducisve to the welfare of the public. Dailyshow offers fresh and honest perspective through Trevor the comic relief

[@josealcala2773]

Pagal Nixon when he said orangies he’s talking about the cream he uses for his face lol

[@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox]

🤣😂Oh, I needed this belly laugh throwback so much today! Literally..and I know the correct usage of that word, and yes, literally...belly laughed so hard my obliques cramped up! "Get that pigeon!" part made me lose it in laughing out loud. It's only me and my two kitties in our home, so you get used to being quiet more often. THIS...now that he is out of power...gave me the laugh I needed today. Pray he never gets into power again. Trevor, your Trump impression is the best I've heard...thought so from first time I heard it during campaign.

[@jeremyrenner2647]

Hi there? What’s new with you over there?????

[@flowbe1221]

My favorite was @5:22 the Mexico agreement. Reminds me of the scene in the movie Training Day. When (Alonzo) Denzel Washington hands over the Hop Sins menu to Sandmans wife (Macy Gray) when she asked to see his search warrant.

[@yoda55555]

This guy is really really talking to the level of his supporters.

[@avigutierrez8948]

No kidding😅.

[@justindemont6062]

Not all his supporters are racist idiots i know a woman who qualifies to be a saint she just supports........a carrot

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

@@justindemont6062 Just because someone is a "saint" towards you, does not mean that person isn't a despicable being towards others.

[@cannabizmo_kc3939]

You losers agreeing with a pc of shit bot🤣🤣🤣 stay in your safe place pussies

[@tbarasa10]

@@cannabizmo_kc3939 you have me lost...who are you referring to here?

[@TheNinnyfee]

Any time a man says, "I have a natural instinct for...", run. Seriously.

[@bobs182]

Trump is totally clueless about science. Trump lives in a world about making up what sounds good at the moment where as science is rigorous observation to know what is true. Science uses intellect over instinct.

[@lisamaskevich2303]

@@bobs182 He's a moronic ass. Thankfully he'll be leaving in the very near future.

[@lisamaskevich2303]

This is seriously unbelievable. Thankfully he'll be leaving in a few months. Kicking and screaming. He'll be leaving. Blue🌊🌊🌊👣👣👣👣💙💙💙💙🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽coming through, bigger than the Last Election when we flipped SEATS in every State.

[@moneyisthevirus6973]

@@lisamaskevich2303 #stillwaiting

[@anutpalgogoi9741]

Sexist comment

[@tt-ki2dw]

A wheel a wheel works, my brain however...

[@lyndagilliland2994]

In this day, we know he probably does carry secret documents on his person

[@OC1621.]

No we know he was telling the truth. MARA LARGO is full of top secrets that he stole.🇺🇲

[@the_weekdaye]

“Spirit Airlines: How are we not grounded?!” 😂😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

Spirit Airlines: The ground has never looked safer.

[@djtae808]

That was hilarious 😀😅😂

[@dpm2937]

@@couragekarnga8735 Spirit Airlines: Getting up your spirit

[@efzapp7]

Do I laugh? Do I cry? Damn, we are all screwed!

[@uknwselfmade9694]

In the words of my guy Bender... "We're boned"

[@adalbertoarais5487]

try doing both its priceless

[@uknwselfmade9694]

@@markhunt6850 Right... Cause it worked so well the last time 😆😆😆

[@andyandryshak3961]

Hey, I did both!!! Peace... Andy

[@habesha6883]

This man became a president 😂 Let that sink in

[@dannjp75]

That Arrivals skit was brilliant..🤣🤣

[@leeromeronatalia3572]

I can't believe how this person got to be president. Unbelievable!

[@vladovojtas3441]

Power of intention 😊

[@ingelarson6738]

we are in deep shit!

[@JaIch9999]

Because Trump is as educated as his voters. They can relate.

[@Josegonzales-xn9fg]

It happened because you libertards put up an extremist feminazi warmongering candidate to run for the presidency and we then decided to make you liberals pay for it with the Donald 😁 true story.

[@winniethepooh4630]

The stupid racist electoral college

[@rbel7114]

Obama use to make jokes, Donald is the joke,.

[@edgani1]

That’s right!! He is a joke!

[@tammynesbit4352]

This joke is the president. The joke is no longer funny. It's such a dangerous joke.

[@herb369nichols]

Are you saying Obama made Donald?? 🤔 Actually, Obama IS the reason we have Trump. Obama's presidency was a "call to arms" for all the hateful racists in the country, and they found their hero in Donald Trump.

[@DarkSkay]

At least the disgrace is unintentionally funny.

[@michellejean11]

Thank's r bel I'm going to steal that one.

[@joycediggs4617]

3,000,000 more people thought Hillary a much better choice. Ultimately, they were right.