Cop Vs. Katana Wielding Neckbeard

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[@AuringasLTU]

Ok donut

[@WilliamWalsh-fr7tz]

Hi😍😍

[@ryanleonard3258]

God damn

[@indigence1178]

Did you mean Pennsylvania, the state? You said Philadelphia....like the city. Great video though!

[@light5699]

I knew you would post this one, lol!

[@edt3594]

he cut both bullets in half, unfortunately the 4 projectiles entered his chest.

[@TheRiverwolford]

"I did it!" "then why you on the ground looking sad?" "Two bullets..."

[@happygardevoir]

"Two bullets you say?!" ​@TheRiverwolford

[@zippoamerika8794]

thats funny dude 😂

[@luka188]

-Did he actually cut them, or is this a meme? If so, he wasn't lying when he said he worked hard to master the blade xD- After watching the video, it is certainly a meme lmao

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

@@luka188 He didnt, but it is actually possible. Not always and only with slow bullets (less lethal), still insanely impressive tho.

[@steveo4991]

Dude had all the grace, agility and movement speed of a tectonic plate.

[@antonodendaal2499]

🤣

[@UlludagGazoz69]

😂😂

[@mmancino1982]

☠️

[@sir_slimestone3797]

With none of the durability

[@whiteangel1111]

seriously my dementia grandmother ran faster. tf- and she was at least 80. with lung issues from smoking.

[@PortableCoincidenceMachine]

Would it not have been more sporting for the officer to unsheathe his OWN katana and defend the honour of the Pima County Sheriff’s Department?

[@sadlerbw9]

NGL, if the officer pulled a set of nunchucks out of his belt and started doing some Bruce Lee warmup shit, it would have been the most bad-ass thing I've seen in years.

[@bjorntrollgesicht1144]

A sword fight is always dangerous, even with an untrained opponent. You see, they often disregard their own safety and just try to hit you if they see an opening. Essentially you fight with a kamikaze.

[@dumptruck5138]

@@bjorntrollgesicht1144 🤓

[@mimiagain]

🤣

[@user-white007]

@@bjorntrollgesicht1144doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be BADASS

[@naturemodality]

"He ran at the police officers" He was moving at the speed of an unambitious scallop

[@KlockoFett]

Unambitious scallop makes this a way underrated comment.

[@NewFurCat]

Now THAT was funny!

[@jacobmorse2564]

How fast is an ambitious scallop? And if you could give me that answer relative to a European swallow burdened by a coconut, I’d appreciate it.

[@gloweye]

Hey, he went as fast as he could!

[@RangerMelB]

@@jacobmorse2564 Baaah hhaaa haa!

[@Ryfoster501]

Cop: "And then a crazy guy came at me with a sword!" WWII Marines: "First time?"

[@UraniumFever3]

lol

[@sgotblocks]

UK children: “First time?” 😂😂😂😂

[@fasillimerick7394]

*BANZAI!*

[@phforNZ]

Careful, you'll scare the Germans

[@theophaniateayaskuldice9201]

Fruit ninja katana larper..His GrandPappy was Dyonisis? He pronounced die-on-asphalt, wrong.

[@Coonder92]

Dudes got that 3-5 business days movement speed.

[@mmc9828]

LOL!!

[@tacticalmattfoley]

He couldn't even pay to upgrade to the 2-day option.....

[@Subarashii_Nem]

And it arrives 3days later because it doesn't come by Friday 6pm.

[@M.A-k6u]

BRUHHHHH

[@WiseArkAngel]

He could probably roll faster than he runs.

[@johnvirtudez8958]

That guy spent decades "studying the blade", only to lose to a cop with the power of friendship and a gun that's assigned to him😂

[@Tttt-740]

Everyone knows the town gaurds are OP

[@kingchangi8432]

"now witness my power, as i send you to your gods with the power of friendship, and this barretta they gave me"

[@sun_vfx]

Trust me anyone who actually trained with a sword, wouldn’t even be in that situation to begin with 😂

[@kingchangi8432]

@@sun_vfx right dude. as a martial arts instructor, listening to him was fucking painful. "decendent of Dionysus" LOL

[@staringgasmask]

​@@kingchangi8432that just means he drank a godly amount of wine before the shootout

[@sbrunscheon]

Bro had a weapon, vaguely implied some degree of proficience, drew said weapon, and charged officers. Yeah, get your vacation then return to duty.

[@Emilys-qm3ew]

Facts.

[@KloutGawdKhaos]

Love the attention to detail of him throwing the sheathe. Traditionally, when a samurai throws his sheathe away before a fight, he isn’t expecting to live through the fight.

[@notajaxon9476]

Interesting, I think it's cool how such little details have such big meanings.

[@Ulfur8574]

He took his training pretty seriously

[@madgardener5820]

I've learnt something today. Thank you

[@LucasJackson_37]

Great good to know next time I play Elden Ring ..

[@krow7402]

@@LucasJackson_37 Walking over my nineteen sheaths, going through the fog door and dropping the 20th lmao

[@gamingmoth4542]

Looks like the “Power of Friendship” wasn’t enough to stop your average run of the mill patrol officer.

[@lycanhussar]

Biggest anime Plot twist The cop was the one with friendship

[@northstar6920]

Friendship was in fact not magic this time.

[@pickeljarsforhillary102]

Maybe if he did the Care Bear Stare?

[@badhabitsfr]

real

[@DaHoboShack]

He was not the main character in his isaki

[@JOliver4907]

Obviously, that fine sword weilding gentleman was a victim of a confusion spell. So the officer, with his quick thinking, cast eternal sleep. I think it was warranted. That officer must be a pretty high-ranking mage.

[@delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056]

Our kind law keeping wizard used his wand to cast magic missile bound with eternal sleep, too bad the fine samurai was hit with a speed debuff

[@IQsHubby13]

Bro used all his 9 milimana

[@mustangmckraken1150]

Magic missile never misses, after all

[@DeNihility]

Red Mage, Blue Mage, White Mage, Black Mage, Bullet Mage.

[@midwestprepper4345]

Yea he is. He was able to cast a cumbersome spell on neckbeard lol

[@flakdampler11]

First dude forgot to use shadow clones so they didn’t know which one to shoot at

[@Jeremy-wf7qm]

🤣🤣 WHY???

[@fireantfury2539]

I both wanted to bash my head into a wall and roll over laughing reading this 😂😂😂

[@unionjakass6589]

“I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! RAAAAAGH!” *Gunshots*

[@skulltimore]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6Wnmp1neJJqZpYfeature=shared

[@SparrowHawk784]

(Quacks)

[@crocadillius6418]

Like the scene from Indiana Jones

[@jonesy19691]

His power ended real quick!

[@davidcastillo4141]

That markiplier clip from unnus annus

[@perciusmandate]

The Way of the Katana is a narrow path between two cops. Some are simply too wide to pass.

[@leanbean8962]

Shiroyama summed up in 15 seconds😂

[@Alicebearx]

😂

[@The_Raptor]

nawwwh :skull:

[@44saw44]

He needed hittori hanzo steel silly rabbit

[@STRAKAZulu]

Is this a Sun Tzu quote?

[@Moneysreal]

"Reincarnated in Another World After Being Shot by Officers While Charging With My Katana"

[@SuperConanBarbarian]

Fantastic title!!

[@anonomaly]

You know what pisses me off? That's not even an exaggeration. Here, I'll show you. Mind you, this title is actually a real novel - "A Genius Healer Who Can Treat Instantly but Was Banished From Party Considered Doing Nothing ~ Even if They Told Him to Come Back Now, He Is Now Having Fun as a Dark Healer Now, So the Treatment Will Be Expensive, but Can You Pay for It? ~"

[@SuperConanBarbarian]

@@anonomaly Yikes!! That's a mouth full!

[@Moneysreal]

@@SuperConanBarbarian but he’s right, the isekai genre writes more shit in the title than they do the plot nowadays.

[@Masteroftheweb]

Now THAT is a fucking isekai satire I'd love to see! His "Cheat" power is that he's lucky enough to not die to his stupidity... But not like... Domino lucky where shit always works out for him. Everyone around him is the one making things happen. He's just there being a weeb moron.

[@oldscratch426]

First rule of karate is that gun beats karate every time -American Dad

[@CoreyT127]

Words to live by!😂😂

[@shadowraven137]

For the first 'thing', i remember cops coming at me after coming home from a weekly LARP (scabbard+handle looked decent in low light). They pulled up on me, i dropped shit cause im not that stupid, 5 mins later the cop car was on the side of the road with highbeams on to illuminate 2 of the cops fighting against eachother with my larp swords at 1AM on a random road(and the winner against me). Respect and a sense of humour goes along way.

[@caledunsmore]

Hahahah my friend got really cool expensive "Lightsabers" they looked awesome and made all the sounds especially when they hit each other. We were trying them out at night in kind of a field near a road just messing around. Cops drove past and stopped to check it out...they had a chat with us and they tried them out for themselves haha it was a fun little moment they enjoyed it and went on their way.

[@Cold_Cactus]

I'm a buhurt fighter , I'm out in public all the time in armor with real swords (ours are dull) we get alot of looks but ive never had any run ins with the law , we always joke about how awkward it's gonna be when the cops like hey... what's with all the sex stuff in ur trunk lol but yes it's attitude, it's perfectly legal to have and carry a sword , ive been stopped on the way to range day with 35 weapons , took a while but the cops where cool about it because I wasn't being rude

[@nymalous3428]

@@Cold_Cactus There was a group of people doing that sort of thing in a park when my brother was getting married (in the same park... neither group disrupted the other). It did not look like fun to me, but I had a really great conversation about armor with one of the participants, and the battles were a nice break from wedding stuff. Stay safe!

[@Kelso540]

Bro. Tell me honestly if this is true.

[@jigglie8077]

i was reading a book. in a park. in broad daylight. and someone called the cops. 3 times in 3 days. different officers every time. im sure it was a crackhead calling to get me off the bench so fuck those officers for sending me away

[@jordogordo6280]

Sword mastery : Lvl 50 Cardio: Lvl 1

[@The13thRonin]

Being alive: Lvl 0

[@Sparkofhope621]

You’re supposed to level them both to be at least 25/25 to have the meta build skills unlocked like Perfect Riposte or Swift Step by the time you get to the Blue Sentinels boss in the Abyssal Sun Motel dungeon. Their projectile will one shot every time it’s kind of a gimmicky boss. It’s basically impossible when you can’t parry the bullets into a counter or at least dodge them. If you really need to cheese the Blue Sentinels boss you can just use Throw Voice on a nearby black npc and it will almost always draw aggro off you. I can’t tell if it’s a glitch or part of the bosses mechanics but it’s still possible on patch 2.0.24

[@UnflatteringRat]

And got kwack kwack

[@ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235]

Jjk Tuscon hotel incident

[@m0ment219]

More like, Cardio: NaN

[@ravenval5046]

"I'm a Related to Dionysus" Ah, the Greek god of drinking, that explains a lot

[@argstreamer2094]

Failure of housing and healthcare systems contributed to mental health and potential substance abuse resulting from unqualified self medication and other external exacerbations that lead to the victim’s unfortunate and untimely end.

[@ravenval5046]

@@argstreamer2094 If you're here to say the solution is communism, you are wrong.

[@Bayleejn2002]

@@argstreamer2094 nah that’s his fault 😂

[@longtsun8286]

I strongly (no pun intended) suspect the weeb was on something stronger than alcohol.

[@admiralspire]

@@argstreamer2094 Probably, but it's a special kind of stupid to remain at about a 5-10 meter distance from 2 cops with guns while being terribly out of shape at the same time. Not to mention they are wearing kevlar which is very cut resistant and pretty difficult to stab through.

[@miroslavconka5325]

"We weren't going to kick him out, we just wanted him to stop." 😂 The customer service at the days inn is unmatched 😂

[@brownishtint]

"Why you doin swords out here?" is the most dad thing iver heard in while

[@thekingflea2199]

“Hey, buddy heard you got shot playing swords in the parking lot..wanna go get some ice cream?”

[@commanderknee3821]

too bad he prolly grew up without one lol

[@FerociousSniper]

"Are ya doin' swords, son?"

[@josephmedina6403]

I’m actually wanting to join local fencing because sword fighting is no fun by yourself

[@jamiewalker8772]

Sounds like step bros Shame cop got fired for that

[@anothergamingchannel2656]

1st man died the death of a true warrior, in battle with his weapon drawn and with honor, like a true samurai. He shall forever be remembered as the ghost of Pima County.

[@SaraSaraBoBara1]

I’m loving this comment section, but sir, this comment wins!

[@mikeespinoza5733]

he didn't die in combat he died during what was essentially a traffic stop.

[@oklart377]

🤣

[@billutimmeiscool4114]

@@mikeespinoza5733that was combat

[@christincrounse4629]

As a pima county native, we respectfully decline to give him our name. Staying in a hotel meams he was likely passing through. Thus, not one of us

[@jackfordansk4262]

"I'm related to Dionysus." You know, the guy who not only didn't wield a sword, but wasn't even in the same culture as the katana.

[@Zorothegallade-gg7zg]

Dionysus is the god of wine and the guy probably had a lot in his system. That would make him blood related.

[@JaxBTW]

Fr

[@Maxrepfitgm]

Didn't Zeus overthrow the Shogunate from Mt Fuji?

[@jackfordansk4262]

@@Maxrepfitgm No no no, that was Shiva and Baldur with Persian Immortals running interference.

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@jackfordansk4262You got it right but it was Ra and his lesser known handicapped brother Rara.

[@navyhmc8302]

"I'm related to Dionysus" Officer to himself: "Aw crap, this is going to go really bad, really fast now."

[@godkingcthulhu138]

"charging" is a strong word for what looked more like a truffle shuffle

[@NevaG2190]

😂 I managed not to laugh at other jokes but Goonies will get me every time.

[@ClaudiamarisolRodriguez-h1z]

Im pretty cut and fit and i died inside watching that shit

[@marklivingston1479]

😂

[@EandJenius]

Truffleshuffle 😂

[@blueridgepatriot1356]

Or priss and prance!

[@WarbandGames]

"I'm not telling you not to achieve that" was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[@JCElzinga]

he has interacted with all sorts of goofy people.

[@fasillimerick7394]

Here is someone with an actual weapon, charging, and the officer showed restraint, and only needed two shots to stop the threat. This is a profound contrast of the two female officers who blindly fired thirty rounds into an apartment, and of course Deputy Acorn.

[@NoNonsense316]

"Deputy Acorn" 💯👍👍

[@Mike-eg8ck]

Can I add that this female officer also just screamed gun, popped off a random shot or two as she ran behind the car while the male officer dropped him like a sack of potatoes. Female officers are almost always worthless.

[@jububoobaroo67]

50 iq

[@mattiemathis9549]

Facts! And I say that as retired female law enforcement. I’ve been retired for quite some time now and, thankfully, never had to kill someone. But the officer(s) are completely justified. Means: a fucking sword (it takes 21 ft for the average officer to draw his sidearm). Way closer than 21 feet. Opportunity: Dude has a sword Intent: He charged the officer brandishing a fucking sword! Valid shoot.

[@corbindallas1954]

Can't believe I have to hear Morgan & Morgan commercials on KZbin now.

[@Th3_34gl3]

Moral of the story: Unless the wielder is someone like Vergil Sparda, Alexander Anderson, Corvo Attano, or Kabal, the bullet is mightier than the blade.

[@ThePotatoFarmer_]

And in Corvos case, he uses both! And magic and crossbows on the side!

[@immortalnub]

There's also jetstream sam and raiden.

[@snipersougo13]

And Anderson lost against a guy with guns

[@Th3_34gl3]

@@snipersougo13 To be fair, that guy was Dracula, and Anderson doesn't target police.

[@andrewpellman6605]

​@@Th3_34gl3*Alucard I know that's just his name backwards but Dracula persona is: climb in your window at 2:00 am "I vant to suck your blood." and the Alucard persona is more like: I'm going to go get a life time ban from Dave and Busters, then I'm going to shoot Jeff Bezos becuz he's an asshole.

[@valeriegage401]

"Im not trying to let you NOT achieve that..." That is an Underrated line by an understanding Police Officer who understands The way of the WEEBS.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

You can usually tell early on when you're not going to be able to reason with someone, I reckon those first two officers got that sinking stomach feeling pretty quickly.

[@embernocte]

As soon as they start talking about fictional or historic figures they're related to or channeling, you can guarantee its not going to go well. Sucks so much for these officers. What an awful situation.

[@j.murphy4884]

@@embernocte Yeah, I get the sense that guy was a combination of booze and some kind of mental break.

[@njmfff]

First dude reminded me of "I am a biotic GOD" from Mass Effect 2 scene.

[@dhoffnun]

"I'm related to Dionysus and everything" is the wildest way I have ever heard someone confess to being drunk lol

[@T_Fizzle]

That's how I feel about most people I encounter on social media.

[@Waterishloki100]

damn he _looks_ like a discord mod edit: he dropped like a light enemy in a video game 😭 bro just fell over also italicized looks

[@dark-gj9wq]

Definitely

[@Waterishloki100]

@@dark-gj9wqfellow cloaker

[@daviscampbell9020]

Or any moderator.

[@notaspy1227]

Former Discord Mod. A newly aerated one.

[@Manu_Lemoine_FR]

very original ! it has been said 1000 times on police activity, congratulations for your likes

[@yellowhorse6]

Homegirl is hiding behind the cruiser rather than supporting the other officer. Stellar policing.

[@rideshareog]

Bless that LEO'S heart, he genuinely tried to deescalate.

[@alehlete830]

Odd

[@Orapac4142]

@@alehlete830 whats odd about trying to deescalate especially when it seems like its someone whose not all there for some reason.

[@Caffeinated_Acrobat]

​@@alehlete830yeah it's super odd that the cop didn't want to have to shoot and kill somebody that night.

[@Mothbean]

"What this non-meta character build didn't realize is that he just triggered the boss fight" Poetry.

[@farshot2713]

If you have to make "woosh" sounds with your mouth when you break into a full sprint at the speed of a run down mobility scooter, you're not that guy.

[@23Butanedione]

Who is that guy?

[@alexs.2774]

​@@23Butanedione The cool guy, basically another way of saying " the chosen one", the goat, the VIP.

[@tachyon8317]

Plot twist - it made him that guy

[@LibertyPrimeOnline]

omg i didn't notice the woosh thats amazing 🤣

[@Zeeboklown]

wow. i had to rewind it.. i cant believe he actually did that.... he must of been DRUNK drunk, lol..

[@lemonzoid5459]

"He was a good kid, he would never hurt anybody"

[@friedpistachios]

..."Was just getting his life turned around."

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

That first guy had the most aggressive attack waddle I've ever seen, I think the cops just killed the emperor penguin of the north.

[@ddoherty5956]

🤣

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

He looks like grown up Star Wars kid or Kevin Smith pre heart ❤️ attack, wt loss.

[@larrynoe6162]

I thought he would fall down stepping off the sidewalk.

[@ProtossTempest]

His stance also sucks. At first he attempts an intimidating pose (very anime-esque), and worsens it by running like some dumb hillbilly in a B-Rated ninja movie

[@jeangrissom1071]

😂😂🤣

[@FullyBakedFINN]

I love how "can you do that inside?" Was the line he had to defend his honor over

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

Bro must've not cared about his honor that much because he ran at like 9 mph towards the officers

[@mr.techaky7655]

​@trenthulkinberry7526 9mph is a solid run and almost a sprint. Dude was probably doing 1.3mph if that... xD

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

@@mr.techaky7655 damn I over measured 😑

[@ElixirEcho]

Line? Ohh I see what you did there haha

[@josephmedina6403]

Holy crap did those guns have duck calls attached to them ? 🤣

[@shanemellor1995]

Remember the 21 foot rule, this is the distance an assailant with a bladed weapon can cover before you can get an effective shot off. Unless the assailant is an obese weeb with a katana.

[@tombattraw1410]

That only applies when drawing from an IWB holster.

[@giantent763]

@@tombattraw1410 I was just about to say this. The 21 foot rule does not apply when you already have the drop on a knife user.

[@UncleRons_3D_Pub]

this 21 feet wouldbe reduced to 18, if the officers were still holstered, because he had a 3 foot blade... he could save a step

[@ThePvPtube]

Haha more like the 1 foot rule with how slow ol boy was moving

[@dobbyjenkins3903]

Or if youre slow af on the draw

[@Justintime328]

Man this officer deserves a medal for patience. What an attempt to try and save this mad man's life.

[@grandmasteryoda3544]

“I’m trying to achieve greatness with the katana” *proceeds to use incorrect form*

[@angeldesigns1385]

lol he told the cop to “put it down” like he really had enough advance to grant mercy on his foe!

[@logancaine9616]

Most dishonerabue!

[@PurpleBassThumb]

⁠@@angeldesigns1385if you read the captions in the video, it clearly states that “officer 2” said “put it down” but I love the idea that he would tell the officers that 😂

[@anthonyrobino145]

He said he’s trying 🤣

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

He said trying

[@tylerrodriguez9233]

Dude had the athleticism of a pack of store brand bologna

[@topcan5600]

You may not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like

[@LeafyMouse4478]

He’s out of line but he’s right

[@speedstick8981]

Hey that’s offensive. The bologna deserves better.

[@thealgonquin5822]

Dollar store bologna

[@coolhwhip86]

Samurai Flap-Jack

[@itsumayo]

Watching 12+ hours of anime every day with old Spaghetti-Os stuck in your beard is not “studying the blade”

[@nathanaelmcmahan872]

He's been watching Percy Jackson. All the characters are demi-gods.

[@kd741]

😂😂😂

[@ninjabearpress2574]

Agreed. Okay, sure, I use a lightsaber as a bokken because it's fun but really?

[@cipher88101]

Oh c'mon, he employed the ancient 'tippy toe towards the threat' technique. That takes minutes of training at least.

[@LudwigPaiste28]

🔥😂🔥

[@patrickb1303]

Those cops have zero idea how lucky they are. You can tell by the athletic way he surged forward that he is a master swordsman from the village hidden in the Fentanyl.

[@Clint_L33twood]

He charged them with the iconic speed of a glacier.

[@kevinpatrick8788]

Even the walking dead extra Biden moves faster .

[@LivingHe11]

He was trying to pull a drax and move so slow that he became invisible.

[@HansPottermann]

Remember, switching to your sword is faster than reloading.

[@justsomeplantcells-]

fella didn't roll nor did he parry. attributes did not meet the weapon requirements

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Tueller Drill! 21ft! 🔪

[@irondragondxd3836]

He clearly ran out of sprint

[@Asageun]

​@@justsomeplantcells- bro didn't have enough str or dex to use that sword

[@DarkerThanBlack_666]

In today's current MW that is actually a thing lol

[@joshuastrawser9160]

"I am related to Dionysus...." Only insofar as you are CLEARLY intoxicated, sir.

[@dumb_emo5]

Fun fact the scene from Indiana Jones at 1:05 was originally supposed to have a fight scene but Harrison Ford was sick that day so they settled with him just shooting the guy instead

[@LudwigPaiste28]

Yes. Many of us have know this for decades. 🙄

[@electrontube]

A gun the size of: a) a folding chair b) a mastadon tusk c) a vintage 1920's cash register d) Secretariat, winner of the 1973 Kentucky Derby

[@RipRLeeErmey]

American News Reporters: Anything BUT -The Metric System- Literally Any Unit Of Measurement That Makes Sense, Since 1784!

[@longbow6416]

Knows 2 languages: exotic Knows 2 units of measure: freak!

[@TheRichMarion]

“Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” still holds as fact check true.

[@jrbmxr2564]

tf2 says otherwise

[@Americanbros-nu8rt]

It wasn't really a knife more like a sword

[@telesto4099]

@@jrbmxr2564and metal gear rising

[@jimdarhower4945]

Idk. That Las Cruces New Mexico officer got smoked by a knife really quick.

[@jamesk0ua]

Depends on the distance, but the perp was closing that distance fast. Not to mention the Katana has some reach too.

[@scornedturtle155]

The first guy fully expected the officer to put his gun away, pull out a sword, and have an epic battle in the parking lot.

[@SMac86]

The first video the officers absolutely acted appropriately. They tried to deescalate, kept calm, didnt even dump a whole clip into him. Some people cant be helped.

[@matthewsutphin7508]

Remember Tucson cops don't carry tazers, they carry another gun. That's why this poor bushido didn't make it to his next ninja meeting.

[@thatguy.9886]

The percussive tazer

[@HorridBee248]

Im a complete idiot, but doesnt non-lethal seem like the best in this situation? Maybe one cop w lethal and other w non if they dont immobilize??

[@supergilley04]

@@HorridBee248at that point it isn’t worth the risk. Even with someone untrained, a good swing of a Katana like that can seriously maim or kill someone. There’s something called the 21 foot rule, I won’t explain it here but look it up, it’s a good rule of thumb for melee engagements for officers. These guys looked to be less than or right at 21 feet distance, so in the lethal range of a melee attacker. Also, no cop should be on duty without a lethal option readily available. Perhaps they could have officer duo’s equipped with at least one non-lethal weapon, but at the same time, tasers are known to fail and it’s up to the officers if they’re willing to jeopardize the safety of their own life for that of another’s. I’d say the officers did everything they could to calm the situation, and when that failed, they acted accordingly to protect themselves and possibly many others.

[@tehClew]

@@HorridBee248a sword is lethal is it not? Lethal requires lethal.

[@HorridBee248]

@@tehClew eh, based off my amateur character assessment, ol’ reddit mod wants to act out his dream. You think hes throwing his YEARS of technique out the window??? Fatso isnt smart enough spear it. At least try to taze him and save a soul.

[@BeefSkellington]

He runs exactly how i thought he would.

[@akiraic]

the way he catches his breath before rushing too

[@f-empire-8]

Dude, the first cop is a G, he dealt with that situation the best he possible could have. In my opinion.

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

It's sad really. Homie is clearly blasted out of his mind, doubt he woulda done this stupid shit if he weren't

[@sgotblocks]

yea id rather keep my head also hes smart

[@LeonKlent]

He was obviously the better warrior

[@wallywest9257]

Bro was about to unleash the 'Ultimate slashy slash cutting lightning speed swinging blurring pace thrusting spiralling swinging scratching atomic attack' if he only had one more second to build up his energy.

[@GGtheDummy]

Bro thought he was the main character until he met his enemy The all-mighty 9mm

[@dublinoseven3279]

“While you were at the range, I was becoming a master of the blade…”

[@rexblade504]

Shoulda learned from Indiana Jones, studying the blade is useless against someone who studies the art of the gun

[@patrickshaw8595]

@@rexblade504 Technically the ancient Chinese art of chemically propelled lead slugs is called Go-Hun.

[@PatrickKniesler]

... Wait

[@monkegaming6416]

Not conditioning though

[@mikeespinoza5733]

a child with a gun can beat a master of any sword

[@jmart6750]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better description of Tucson than “it looks like all the boring parts of Fallout New Vegas.”

[@peterlane7128]

As an Arizona resident who has to go down to Tucson occasionally for business. I can confirm that this is the best way to describe Tucson.

[@Firaxo]

Is it as bad as Raul makes it to be?

[@lyingdogfacedponysoldier201]

Its worse​@@Firaxo

[@christianjacinto7042]

"Some people call it Two Sun but it's Tucson damnit!" 😠 - Raul

[@uh._.]

as a tucson resident, yeah its accurate😮‍💨

[@beaverproblems2793]

I think that is the most genuine “please… seek help.” I’ve ever heard🤣😂

[@Tank196958]

Sorry Donut, I have to share a story from about ten years ago. I am a firefighter and we caught a call to an elderly woman stabbed with a samurai sword. It was initially given as person down in the front yard, nothing about any wounds, etc. Sadly, she was no longer breathing and had no pulse. We were not able to revive her. The next shift, overtime on the ambulance for me, we caught a call for a headache at the same residence. I was in front of one of the deputies as the door opens to the grandson of the elderly woman, come to find out he had stabbed her with the sword the day before, and he has the same sword in his hand. As he raises it preparing to turn me into a bald headed shishkebab, I stepped to the side of the porch on the split foyer house. The deputy already had his taser out and popped him with it. This 300 lb teenage went right down the steps backwards sounding like a flock of canadian geese headed north in spring. He hit with a thud, assuring us he meant us no harm and wasnt going to use the sword on us. It was BS all the way around. He raised the sword in my direction. I was pleased to pull the barbs out on him to say the least. Stay safe out there folks. It is a crazy and stupid world.

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Is it legal/professional to laugh at people while providing treatment? 'Cuz I'd laugh.

[@45proteinconsumer]

wild

[@odayaka9697]

Of course he was 300lbs. They all are

[@brianwilson8088]

​@@chocolatefrenzieyaVery unprofessional, but not illegal

[@VITAMINCOCKWATER]

Sometimes professional goes out the window. If the pt acts human then professionalism stays. If you act like an animal or dumbass.... wellllll​@chocolatefrenzieya

[@0x_SHADOW_x0]

bros inner monologue really be like: "damn, two cops with weapons drawn on me, if I can move fast enough I could deflect their shots, take the one out on the right, then with my first form, get behind the second at lightning fast speed I've been training for this my whole life and I finally get to use my final form, these cops don't stand a chance against my raw power, Donut breathing, 1st form, INFINITE GLAZE!" *instant death*

[@AtomBomb420]

This is really how an anime character would monologue, just minus the plot armor, and speed, and all of the badass stuff from anime tbh. Really though, who thinks to charge 2 trained pistol wielding cops with a katana and expect to NOT get indiana jones'd

[@reallymentalpig1173]

@@AtomBomb420 anime addicted weebs

[@Tyarrk]

@@reallymentalpig1173 please don´t generalize. Idiots are found in every community.

[@180treehousegang8]

@@Tyarrk weeb spotted

[@LeatherSoup-c5j]

​@@Tyarrk Please stop watching so much anime and go outside.

[@timbenham516]

The first guy obviously needed help with psychological problems. It's sad because the cops tried to deescalate the situation and really didn't want to kill him.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Excited delirium. Sad but growing issue; 2010s to now: 2024. I think the guy was high or on drugs. Maybe EDP. 😵‍💫

[@devlenruby6681]

Yeah I feel like they could'vedone souch to prevent just shooting the guy how do you not have non lethal weapons with you when going to a call like that. Kinda seems like they wanted to shoot him

[@nicholasroach880]

​@@devlenruby6681 my man, I would like to tell you that non lethal is risky as fuck. And not always effective.

[@colemanmoore9871]

​@devlenruby6681 so, you want to deploy non-lethal? How do you do that? You can't taze him while he is just standing there with a sheathed sword. He is not complying with orders, but is not threatening the officers. If they tazed him or used other force at that time, everyone would be screaming at them for escalation, as well as the city would be sued for injuries (falling on concrete is not good for your head). When he became a threat by pulling out the sword, there was no time for a tazer. He was too close to the officers and tazers are notorious for failing. If they used the tazer and it failed, it would be too late to use a gun, and the officer could be dead or injured. They tried to de-ecalate and get the guy to stay calm and drop the weapon. Not much else they could do without endangering themselves.

[@metal100k]

Feel like dude was on something or on some kind of spectrum to go from what are you doing to charging the officers with a katana with nithing in between. There is a significant disconnect there.

[@c0bragt199o]

gun beats sword every time

[@CMDRFandragon]

He woulda made it to the cops, but he was over-encumbered with loot and his run speed was *drastically* hampered. 2nd guy's equipment build Holster Slot: Underwear -100% Draw speed

[@oddballgunman5288]

😂😂😂 Get some $30 underwear that have a purpose other than holding your junk in place

[@FeyTheBin]

For what it's worth, the officer in the first video did everything he possibly could to de-escalate, and dispatched the suspect properly when he aggravates.

[@PaletoB]

A clear example reinforcing my belief the police should have knights in full plate armor. Give these guys a real boss fight.

[@dissimilar816]

​@@PaletoB if they are two in one patrol car make them ornstein and smough

[@Mr.Ghost_og]

Ehhhh I mean Los Angeles you’re probably going to get pepper sprayed and hit with the 40mm. Dude was the slowest moving person I’ve seen in a long time too. Every department deals with things different and you never know how many officers were on duty at the time. Those bean bag rounds and the 40mm are there for a reason though they save lives in the long run especially people going through mental health issues.

[@jeremy4375]

Days Inn samurai: I'm trying to achieve greatness in the katana Cop: I'm mean, I'm not telling you not to achieve that 🤣😂🤣

[@Babushkabongwatr]

​@dissimilar816 that'd be amazing

[@d.j.casanova960]

5:21 “I’m related to Dionysus” somebody has played a little too much Hades. 😂

[@germanfisch]

Sad the line of dionysus ended with some weeb

[@CaptainTrout]

Had*

[@MephiticMiasma]

and got welcomed to Hades.

[@davida730]

"I mean, I'm not telling you not to achieve that." Gold comment from that officer. Pure gold.

[@mittensthefeared5401]

That cop really didn't want to shoot the dude, you could hear it in his voice when he told him to drop the katana.

[@Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna]

Some people are just dumb!! I guess he wanted to... End.. Himself.. And he thought drama was a better way!!

[@ajurado800]

As someone said on the OP post of this video, "Bro died making sword sound effects." He died as he lived.

[@4RILDIGITAL]

A blunt reminder that life isn't like anime. Anyone feeling that level of distress should indeed seek professional help.

[@mikeespinoza5733]

nah this was way easier.

[@notrobert8284]

😂😂😂​@@mikeespinoza5733

[@F3ARtheGERBIL]

i lowkey feel like this was suicide by cop for this guy...

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Nah fam this is how you get isekai’d! Worth.

[@bigblizzhigh]

@@F3ARtheGERBIL100%

[@MustardM0nkey]

Katana bro ran in slow motion lmao Edit: Also I think the police should definitely have pulled out their service nunchucks and honored the mans duel

[@insomniacjack729]

When the dude said "I'm related to Dionysus" all I could think about was this is the part in every cop show that one cop pulls out their nerd card and has a full conversation with the guy and talks them down for the happy ending to the show.

[@strawberryskaven7809]

Stats: Swordmanship 100 Speed 1 Endurance 50 Intelligence 1 Doesn't help our fearless samurai tired himself out waving it around already

[@julianrosado1592]

Reddit gold

[@SpecJack15]

His Endurance looks more like a 10 than 50.

[@messrsandersonco5985]

Police: 1 (won)

[@kiram513]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Oi1Suzy]

Morrowind levelling has steep consequences in real life

[@MichaelB-84]

“Water breathing, third form..”💀💥🔫

[@samael335]

Now he can practice the final form of earth bending. Becoming one with it.

[@amethystbore1534]

8 trigram 64 bullets

[@Xavieus]

He blood bending just not well

[@DamionLemonst-wn4cs]

Uh wouldn't that be lead breathing?

[@michaelatlas2341]

Lord help me 😂

[@poet99999]

Katana man was moving at the speed of smell...

[@jprodboss]

He didn’t have the “ranged deflect” skill unlocked

[@DanMorgan-bh5fv]

Or passive evasion.

[@daftpanda6533]

@@DanMorgan-bh5fv Or bullet time

[@CorpusCacus]

I think they updated the parry window recently.

[@mosherubin7338]

As a Deputy here in Tucson, the "all the boring parts of Fallout New Vagas" is the most accurate statement ever! Also this Deputy Morales is the best!

[@givmi_more_w9251]

This makes me wanna replay Fallout: New Vegas. Good memories with that game, so much fun.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Just don't call it Two Sun or Raul will be upset.

[@highlander31527]

6:51 What's even worse is that it is one of those cheap stainless steel mall ninja swords. The clatter when he dropped the scabbard showed that it was made of plastic.

[@jasonmacneil2256]

Geez, that female "cop" at the end was just a worthless joke. Not a shot fired and just running her mouth.

[@friedpistachios]

Not to be that guy but, they usually always are. Females with a badge are a lot of times the equivalent of dudes who have truck nuts on their huge trucks.

[@hockeynut244]

I agree, she went behind the SUV and tried to hide like a turtle.

[@even1313]

6:30 Homeboy should have put at least a few points into intelligence during character creation.

[@edschramm6757]

Most people seem to use it as a dump stat unfortunately

[@liberatumplox625]

But then he'd be using quick hacks instead of a katana.

[@matthewwood817]

Or speed

[@PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory]

minmaxxers... smh

[@godlike8451]

and a more agile character build would be a lot more useful.... he looked like if papa meat didnt make it as a youtuber

[@dizzydabz6905]

That was the slowest attack attempt ever. Dude might want to train dexterity and agility more next time.

[@finalkutking3386]

*next life

[@michaelking5377]

@@finalkutking3386 *respawn

[@drshin9893]

He’s dead

[@dizzydabz6905]

@@drshin9893 yes

[@wheredidthetimego8087]

He was stupid and doesn’t get a next time.

[@epic_clint]

We all just got a history lesson in how the invention on gunpowder forever changed combat tactics.

[@Playingwithproxies]

It took a little bit more than gun powder but basically yes

[@nikitab.6600]

Bayonet. First gunpowder weapons started appearing around the late 1300s and until 1680 when the bayonet was invented most tactics stayed the same-ish.

[@DerFleisch]

That katana guy had a 4th degree black belt in Bulshihtzu.

[@Bayerischer_bua]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@LudwigPaiste28]

😂 ah-so

[@pirateking518]

That had to be the worst attempted charge at an officer I've ever seen. It was like watching the steamroller seen in Austin Powers.

[@Cruz22545]

Scene seen scene seen

[@THE_MOONMAN]

Yeah wtf was that? Could not have been a more like cliche charge. The classic neckbeard KZbin montage type shit. Except he's charging two cops 👀 It's so absolutely absurd. cops are goated for being as patient as they were, they really tried to de-escalate

[@ItsNATASAUR]

That cop was lucky he didn’t fully power up

[@Mattadork]

he's lucky the dude was so under leveled, at level 50 his ninja class gets access to an instant kill ability that is based on your crit chance, which ninja's have a lot of when they reach level 50

[@bigbird4481]

Good thing he didn't go super Saiyan

[@kalamari3288]

It would have been funny if he just started screaming for five minutes before breaking out into his 3mph sprint

[@IKnowBangerss]

Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Clearly has never seen Indiana Jones

[@kyledorsty906]

I just referenced that too

[@angryparsnip9363]

And as everyone knows, that scene was allegedly adapted from a kickass sword fight because Ford had a cold and wasn't up to it.

[@therookie5714]

@@kyledorsty906it showed it in the vid

[@therookie5714]

@@kyledorsty906it showed it in the vid

[@GigglelandEmperor]

He’s so slow he was 300 years late to the battle

[@DragonSlayer37]

“This non-meta character build” 😂😂

[@justsomeplantcells-]

hollowed

[@Matrixghost1286]

Dude with a sword must have thought."I could Deadpool those bullets. Deadpool did it in Wolverine Origins." Must not have seen Deadpool 2 when that move didn't work so well.

[@lukedraper4100]

He also wear a red shirt 😂

[@justethan5389]

First guy was just so inspired by the new Dune, he wanted to audition as a Sardaukar😂

[@Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna]

Nice badge you got respected member of the channel!!!

[@killtyrant]

"lisan al weeb!! " Stilgar probably

[@thil2894]

@@killtyrant lisan al gaweeb

[@CBaller2020]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lethalexponent6]

He probably watched shogun

[@JRShirley]

Only 2 shots for someone coming with a sword? Restraint.

[@davidcox3076]

Heard of a similar story some years ago. Read about it in the paper. It occurred at the apartment complex where I had lived during grad school. The place was nice, but not far from the less nice part of town. One of its denizens pulled a knife on a resident in the laundry room. Escorted him upstairs to ransack the apartment. When they got there the perp threatened the resident's roommate. Said roommate went to his room to gather loot. He was a Japanese student. He returned from his room with katana blazing. The cops found the perp two blocks away in some bushes. Unfortunately, they got to him before he bled out.

[@angeldesigns1385]

Damn! Lol

[@waxonjaxonflaxoniii4814]

Whoooaaa

[@lds_drive]

"Unfortunately, they got to him before he bled out." I see what you did there. LOL

[@stevenobrien557]

Sounds like bullshit, they are pretty much illegal in Japan and would be like an American foreign 😂student having a full auto in his room.

[@davidcox3076]

@@stevenobrien557 This occurred in Missouri, not Japan.

[@alex25425]

I was waiting for him to stand back up after a monologue about friendship, life goals and not giving up

[@Pyncont]

"Im hella responsible" immediately acts un responsible.

[@GiarcraiGO]

Irresponsible. Not unresponsible. No child left behind. Lol.

[@TomatoDogMusic]

Thanks. ​@@GiarcraiGO

[@khatdubell]

Dude was clearly on something.

[@Trans909]

Obviously he never heard the ancient Sicilian proverb: "Never bring a knife to a gunfight."

[@hymikins4663]

"I'm related to Dionysus".... I'm honestly having trouble accepting that I'm actually awake right now.

[@thatcreatenoob]

if I remember, isnt that the god of wine and partying?

[@Metal_Badger]

That shit had me 😂

[@supsquark505]

" In ancient Greek religion and myth, Dionysus (/daɪ.əˈnaɪsəs/; Ancient Greek: Διόνυσος Dionysos) is the god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre. " He sure had a few of those

[@jessnalulila5552]

​@@thatcreatenoob also madness

[@Jackie89000]

"What this non-meta character build doesn't realize..." I broke upon hearing that.

[@Vidhur]

Remembering the 21 feet rule, the officer's steps back and moment of firing both seem perfectly responsible to me. Also, Darwin award for Discount Ninja.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Get off the X fam! 😎 Tueller Drill, 21ft SLC police 🚔....

[@venator-fb7yy]

More like the Temu ninja.😂

[@ryanhamstra49]

Right, and I agree with the 21 feet rule. But after the 10 seconds it took him to get moving and within 21 feet, the cop had at least 2 minutes before the guy got close enough to do damage. Granted, if he let him get up a head of steam before shooting him there would have been a 30 yard long skid mark of him slowing down

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

No way, that guy was moving so slow.

[@capt5656]

@@dollarcostbackpacker1226 He was still moving faster than the cop could walk backwards, and what would turning around and running away accomplish?