Riding The Worm - I Am The Lisan Al-Gaib

[@Bestwick1983]

14:40 - Damn ceiling bird is following you all over Texas

[@troyhuss9525]

King Trout "dont know where his throat is, but Im putting my knee on it"😂

[@GerardoMartinez-vb2hz]

😂😂😂

[@deadweight_]

that knife has 500% been down someone's drawers

[@guillelazza]

I mean, who knows... maybe they misused the mechanical lubricant...

[@ExtremistMuffin]

@@guillelazzabackwards mechanic lubricant

[@Timman57]

A little smear of the ol duck butter fresh from the gooch will have the liberals swarming in no time, acts like an attraction enchantment on the blade.

[@petergodin84]

That knife has 550% been used as a poop knife...

[@Timman57]

The smoke detector 😂

[@scythelord]

At this point, it's clear he's editing those chirps in when they're in view.

[@Timman57]

@@scythelord yea, I figured but still worth it for the chuckle lol

[@RenegadeFiremen]

I was gonna say the smoke detector followed him 🤣🤣

[@ebolawarrior451]

Trying to keep his ratio clean 😂

[@trunks7410]

@@scythelord 100% hes trolling us now

[@christopherhume8896]

"Smell the knife". And that's how Donut got Anthrax.

[@raifsevrence]

I thought it was somehow going to smell like donuts. I was disappointed. Probably not as disappointed as Donut, but still disappointed.

[@Camlor9202]

@@raifsevrenceIwas expecting the same! Mmmmm ‘sprinkles’.

[@enderwiggin9303]

I though it'd be donut flavored too.. butbhe was navy.. so I think he would have know if it was a star-shaped donut smell

[@gogofuntime_yt]

5:56 lmaoooooo saying "I finished" while carrying the dune popcorn bucket

[@Big_kuhuna]

12:42 Throwing board, “I can’t breathe” 😂

[@WesBarker]

“I’m not gonna get a chance to talk” 😂 I love you man. You’re the best.

[@theaznstyles1]

Donut carrying that dune cup and emphatically saying i finished was to funny.

[@DeathclawJedi]

The thumbnail of him holding the cup facing the camera like an adult novelty with TEETH is terrifying and hilarious. 🤣

[@Exandria]

@@DeathclawJedi im glad im not the only one who thought that

[@redmist6630]

THATS REAL MERCH? wtf they knew what they were doing I want one

[@IamMenaceVO]

Great video as always, Donut. As someone with anxiety and terrified of talking in a room full of people, I can totally relate and think you're pretty awesome for stepping out of your comfort zone like this, especially when it's for the entertainment of your fans. Keep up the incredible work, and much love and support to you and your loved ones. God bless, and have a wonderful day.

[@toddj1432]

Everywhere Donut goes. He drains the batteries in the smokes. 😂 Need to send him an industrial pack of 9 volts!

[@delajunior]

" I dont know where his throat is but I'm putting my knee on it! " literally crying rn! Lmao

[@TrailBlazer_Wanders]

This morning gonna be LIT, cuz Donut dropped a vid! Oh by the way, you should locate the gift from meat canyon *in* the vicinity of the dune bucket.

[@baldwinsbestfriend]

King trout & that knife throwing skit 😂😂

[@Timman57]

Corey Chase jumpscare

[@je__.]

legit fever dream

[@mattheweagle223]

I saw her take a dump. 10/10

[@IamMenaceVO]

(Based off some of the jokes from the Unsubscribe Podcast where Eli is "Gandalf the Brown" and Brandon, Cody, and Nick are drunk Hobbits. Wrote this on a whim and have been floating it around KZbin and the Unsub subreddit hoping it gets noticed and enjoyed) Gandalf the Brown took a savory sip from his raspberry White Claw, glaring at the road from beneath his pointy hat and bushy white brows. The road in question, if it could even be called that, was riddled with potholes and almost entirely covered in trash so worthless the impoverished orcs didn't even bother using them to build houses with. "What's the matter, Eli?" Donut asked, nursing his seventh White Claw since breakfast. "Your IED senses tingling again?" The old man nodded. "Once you've been blown up a couple times and lived, you develop a sixth sense about these kinds of things. I think we're gonna have to go the long way." "I don't do hills," said The Fat Electrician. True to his name, Nick was a rounder than average Hobbit, and already sweating despite it not even being noon and having only hiked a mile. "I'm a downhill kind of guy in case you haven't noticed." "Dude," Donut slurred, "we've been walking to Mordorstan for six weeks. How haven't you dropped a single pound yet?" "Remember all that food we used to have? I do, and the dwarves back there think I'm the second coming of Thor or something because it's 3018 of the Third Age and I know how electricity works." "What's that got to do with anything?" "I promise I won't strike anybody with lighting the next time it storm, and they gave me food. It was a win-win." The old man growled at the pair, warning them to shut up or suffer the wrath of his staff, which for the powerful and mighty Gandalf the Brown, took the shape of a shovel. The hobbits however either didn't notice or didn't care, and were soon joined by a third, leading a packhorse overburdened by too many guns to count. Donut noticed their approach and pointed at the bottle in his hand. "Brandon, where the hell did you get the whiskey?" he demanded. "I haven't had anything but White Claws since breakfast, and I'm starting to get the shakes." "Well, they don't call me AK-Jesus for nothing," Brandon said, flashing an award winning smile. "You think if I turned the water in their well to wine they'd start a new religion around me?" "Quiet, all of you," Gandalf shouted. "In case you three very stupid, very drunk hobbits have forgotten, we're in The Enemy's territory. He has eyes and ears everywhere, and we're probably being watched as we speak. We have no choice, we must get off the road and take to the hills." "Yeah, screw that," Nick said, fishing around in his pockets. "Work smarter, not harder." Donut rolled his eyes. He didn't see much of a point in working at all. He glanced at Brandon and saw him petting the newest addition to his collection. "Dude, did you buy another gun? We can't afford food and you bought another gun." Brandon nodded sheepishly, unsure whether to be proud or ashamed of himself. "It was only thirteen thousand coppers. I couldn't pass a deal like that up." "We don't even have thirteen coppers between us! Did you trade him a gun or something?" "Hell no," Brandon said, practically insulted. "I told him I didn't have the money, but he liked the look of me and said I could write him a check instead." Donut looked at him incredulously. "A check? Dude, just how much money do you owe now?" "Come on, man. It's just a check. It's not real money." He laughed to himself, shaking his head. "I should be a Congressman when I grow up." "Ha, found them." Nick held up half a dozen coppers. "How's money supposed to keep us from stepping on an IED?" Donut asked. "Easy. Mordorstan is a communist country. They don't have food or money, and I'm about to double this entire country's GDP." Although Nick could stand to lose ten or twenty pounds, or perhaps closer to forty, he was a deceptively strong, athletic man, and the coppers sailed over their heads. The moment the tiniest ring echoed through the air, the unmistakable sound of loose change hitting the ground, a mob of orcs emptied their dirt and cardboard homes and flooded the streets, and subsequently disappeared in an explosion of fire, dust, and debris. The hobbits barely heard a thing of course thanks to a lifetime of neglecting ear-pro at the range, and had Gandalf not seen the explosions for himself, he might've just thought it was Nick passing gas again. "About nine hundred and sixty eight pounds of explosives," Gandalf muttered, nodding in agreement with himself. When the dust finally settled, there was nothing left, barely even a road. The bodies had been thrown through the air, mostly to the sides of the road, but a few still lingered in the sky, waiting to come back down. Nick laughed, gesturing in front of him. "Dude, I'm like Moses parting the Red Sea. Get it? Red Sea? Blood? Communism?" Brandon and Donut shook their heads, and finished off their respective drinks, being far too sober in the morning for this. "It's just like Old Pappy used to say," Nick said triumphantly. "Why do something yourself when you can get a foreigner with darker skin than you do it for less than minimum wage." Donut found himself nodding. "Makes sense. I like your pappy. Sounds like a good guy. Kinda sounds like mine to be honest." While the two raised a toast to Pappy Electrician, Brandon was staring at the scene before him, mildly disturbed. A lifetime of watching LiveLeak before bed had mostly desensitized him to anything short of genocide, but there was still some compassion left in his heart and failing liver. "Nick, weren't you a medic or something? Shouldn't you, I dunno, help them?" "Do I look like a necromancer to you? Besides, I was in garrison the entire time. All I did was pass out Motrin like it's fentanyl in middle school and help guys with their hangovers." "Yeah, well, look at Eli. I think he's having war flashbacks or something. That's how PTSD works, right? I didn't serve so I don't know." Gandalf gave the trio a hearty chuckle. "Boys, I don't have PTSD. I have nostalgia. So long as I'm not the one blowing up, or any of my buddies, I'm as happy as a Marine in a crayon factory." He shook his head, remembering the mission after a brief senior moment. "Quickly now, hobbits, before you become too drunk to walk. The ATF is only a day behind us, and not only do they shoot hobbits and dogs on sight, but also horses, meaning not even Sgt. Reckless is safe." The old man took off running, surprisingly spry for a man his age, leaving the hobbits in his wake. "Wait, hold on!" Nick said, fishing out a sharpie. "I can't believe I almost missed this." He jogged to the side of the road, already out of breath, and casually changed the sign reading how many miles left to Mt. Doom from kilometers to miles. "There. We are now one step closer to putting an orc on the moon." "Fly you fools!" God bless, and have a wonderful day :)

[@gunna2cool]

This was one of the funniest vids Cronut... That stuck joke had me in stitches!!!

[@lockheedac-130gunship8]

Anyone else love that Trout is basically Dale Gribble 😂

[@crocadillius6418]

“Either we’re having an earthquake, or China is making their move,”

[@TadDactical]

Life long Texan here. Currently living in Grosvenor,Tx, near lake Brownwood and I concur. Austin is the juice that leaks from the dumpster when the trash truck sets it back on the ground.

[@Goothrow]

You gotta bring back the cooking streams Cody, always had a blast watching them back in the day!

[@JustinOsmerIV]

Holy shit the "idk where his throat is but I'm putting my knee on it" had me LOL pretty good

[@deveey]

Hahahaaa donuts talking everyone scream 😂😂😂

[@ImpulseToAdrenaline]

"I don't know where his throat his, but I'm putting my knee on it" - That was hilarious.

[@BucketOfFail]

I'm glad you were able to do the live shows. I know what it's like dealing with anxiety in public and I am sure the fans at the shows really appreciated you being there.

[@Crispy1320]

I love that you use Earthbound music

[@Richard_H22]

I like how John was like “you first dad.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bkelly2310]

King Trout is fucking hilarious in everything I've seen him in

[@caseyerickson158]

Trout is our favorite drunk uncle who mentally never left the 90's.

[@mitchblackmore5230]

Buy a crappy cheap laptop and get a hard drive 'imaging' software that allows you to just use that copy to 'return the system to it's original state' (way easier than it sounds). Use that to check out the weird thumb drives people send you. DON'T CONNECT THE LAPTOP TO YOUR INTERNET WHEN CHECKING THOSE THUMBDRIVES.

[@MiaogisTeas]

This. I've found SD cards, CDs, and thumb drives in weird places, never caught anything off them because of this advice. I threw them away or reformatted them afterwards and none of them had anything good on them anyway. 😅

[@mitchblackmore5230]

@@MiaogisTeas Yup. Just load them up on something that you don't care about AND isn't connected to your home network...no worries.

[@Easy_Skanking]

Best bet is to use a live Linux OS running on an air gapped machine. That way, there is no installed OS to worry about or to reset.

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

Unless you're a nuclear enrichment facility in Iran You'll be fine

[@duckhunnr]

Noticing Donut's ceiling bird in the 1st video that it appeared - 1 point Getting frustrated with Donut's cieling bird and calling it out on the 3rd and 4th video - 4 points Finding out you are being trolled and its being edited in - priceless Thinking he really does have multiple ceiling birds chirping, and this one was edited in to throw us off the scent - Alex Jones Senses Tingling!

[@omegakiller00]

i live in Houston and not all of us are crazy. id rather live here than Austin or Dallas. i love your videos and wish i could have come seen you guys. yall entertain an older disabled man and get me thru the day.

[@AlanTech0]

I was lucky enough to go to the Austin Show. It was cool to see you at the door and shaking hands. Sorry, I was so awkward you shook my hand then talked to someone else then turned and introduced yourself again, and shook my hand again. I wasn't sure if you were messing with me or just forgot you shook hand already. The show was great I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@DonutVlogs]

I was probably just drunk due to social anxiety and alcoholism.

[@GTGibbs]

@@DonutVlogs We all follow that coping mechanism

[@kodywootton7472]

​@@DonutVlogsit happens. Get speak the truth on the podcast please

[@bakedstreetyt]

you got to shake his hand twice! thats cool ;)

[@nathan-ls8yw]

@@DonutVlogs what pebble ice machine do you have in your kitchen? looks good

[@frankalbright2724]

Smoking Marlboro Reds, and throwing sharp metal with King Trout... And women question out fantasies? Look at dem boys. Livin it.

[@Convo_W_Me]

Another banger from my favorite pastry chef!

[@ender88lx]

love the cut to everyones favorite step mom

[@timmiller6454]

King trout I don't know where is throat is but I'm putting me knee on it I died laughing

[@toilandtrouble123]

So I had never known about the trick of flouring bacon to get really crispy bacon, before I started watching this channel. Just cooked an all day breaky for dinner, using the flour trick for the bacon.... And Donut mate, that was an absolute game changer! Please never stop sharing your kitchen wizardry content with the world (and please find the heart to rewrite your cookbook, we'd buy a copy!)

[@mrpilkington9710]

Im just drunk enough to point at the screen and go "Hey that guy looks like King Trout" *Passes out*

[@voodoo_hog9282]

No idea how I missed this entry from donut, but I love it 👍

[@michelevasquez9015]

Ya’ll rocked at the San Diego show 🙌🏻 I am so glad I got airfare to fly down to see the show

[@BFVgnr]

The Crispy Donut Community makes a sweet donut smelling knife lube. That's probably what they wanted you to smell. I have a couple of the Hanson knife. It's pretty good, well designed.

[@WEKM]

Those wood planks just would NOT stop resisting.

[@CerealKiller_713]

Thanks for coming to Atlanta Texas! Yall made my year!

[@johndilday1846]

I had no idea they were coming here! Where were they at?

[@CerealKiller_713]

@@johndilday1846 bad astronaut.

[@Oi1Suzy]

Donut in every other Unsub episode: "Hi everybody..." Unsub live show Donut: "Welcome to our liveshow, tonight we have with us..."

[@xwinter__riderx9155]

I wish i could see this guy in person, and others.. My life is sad and boring at home, highschool etc. But this dude makes me laugh and just he happy 😂😅

[@walkerwoods6104]

Angry cops happy dance is the hardest thing I’ve ever seen

[@kpeeks]

😂😂😂😂 Trout killed me with his throwing/police training

[@boloknife]

17:03 That was a 97-03 Pontiac Grand Prix, possibly a GTP. Whats funny about people putting ridiculously big rims or those chariot pokey thingies is, it's a front wheel drive car and they run the risk of shredding up the bearings in the front hub assembly.

[@johnfriend862]

I can't tell you how many of those huge wire wheel cars I've written a stack of citations to. No clearance lights when required is the most common. That one definitely looked over max legal width of 104", I'll tow for that. I'll also write the guys with the huge tires sticking way out beyond the edge of their truck, lots of problems with them too.

[@LanceCorporal_Waffles]

17:42 Is that Rich, The Wrathful Constable?

[@raifsevrence]

With the dance across the auditorium. That was so fucking awesome.

[@joedirt5720]

17:05 are called "Swangers" in Houston Texas "SLAB" (Slow, Low, And Bangin) culture. That's how they ride down there.

[@Regicidegaming]

Dale giving us urban survival training was hilarious.

[@rgreerjr]

14:41 Damn ceiling birds

[@RobertMontgomery-vz8sc]

I caught that...Atlanta, TX...I live in Houston...lol

[@AdrianG96247]

4:33 oooor that was clever way to have you hold up a product next to your face😂

[@_________Pete100]

The Dune bucket bit was great. The Unsub cast learned what Swanga or Elbow wheels are. I've actually seen two cars with them lock on each others wheels.

[@CF19BuzzKill]

Seeing AC dance like that, I didn't know I needed that in my life.

[@JosephMartin-xw3wh]

Donut your crazy fun and one the funniest guys on un subscribe show n love your “ reaction “ vids . Keep it up your one most humble cool guys on utube! Love you shit brother keep it coming!

[@SCS2222]

Something about donut saying “okay guys I’ve finished” while holding the dune popcorn bucket is going to haunt me for the rest of my days.

[@likwidchris]

King Trout is savage 🤣

[@jaflob6610]

Damn chirp is so funny please never end that gag

[@Troythetigre]

Always a good day when a vlog comes out.

[@dwayneklien5308]

I'm sorry Donut, as who served time in Special Ops in the military for 10 years, then as on SWAT for12 years, in before I retired after 30 years as a law enforcement as an Lt., I'm becoming subspinous to some the stuff one is reporting, yet I'm very grateful about you telling the truth on a lot of the police shooting going on today, the media or leftist democrats are not our friend.

[@Sera-Marie]

4:17 That is 1000% a minge knife! 4:58 That's cool! Nice snap! 11:21 Ninji stars! 12:35 is king trout part of your management team? Where is Jones? 17:45 beautiful dance break ! ❤️🖖🏼

[@aaronsouthard8366]

@12:47 I believe you just got a book for that 😂

[@kidd7583]

Alright Donut you're trolling me with that corner piece of marble missing out of your island now absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@Awesome_Becka]

LOVE the "what's in my mail" review!😄 I call this channel "Mr. Donut's Neighborhood." You check the mail. You have friends over for backyard fun.🤠 We get to go on outings with you. DIG IT!💗🤘

[@tat-2-71]

"I don't know where his throat is, but I'm putting my knee on it." King Trout 2024

[@crispydonutcommunity]

😂 😂 the pivot oil is blueberry donut scented we should have said where to smell lol

[@je__.]

idk where his throat is but im putting my knee on it 😂

[@thorsonofodin2840]

It was all the proper policing memes for me.

[@davidmuzquiz9116]

The .5 seconds of the Cory chase flash was comical, if you actually ran into her lucky most us only has witnessed her work online 😂😂😂😂

[@DonutVlogs]

I did a whole vlog with her and Heather last year

[@davidmuzquiz9116]

@@DonutVlogs well fuck I missed that one unless you didn't upload it, then we must get that 🤣. don't hold out on us! We love you, well I sure do(update, I found it and oh the comical gold of hanging with a porn star)

[@VeteranHipster]

I can see myself in the crowd behind Eli! 😅 Sorry you had to come to Austin. 😂

[@bigtunagaming5532]

12:41 😂😂😂😂

[@heavimetal1000]

Loudermilk rocks! I yelled stop resisting in helldivers 2 till my team mate wouldnt spawn me back in

[@mr.meatshower2756]

@KingTrout is just real life Dale Gribble who’s finally found home.

[@bertoneill2488]

I need more Trout and Donut maybe a Donutrout

[@nathangriffith6767]

“Idk where his throat is but I’m putting my knee on it.” 2024 quote of the year!

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

That's proper policing my boy.

[@MattHuey]

I mean i do love the absolute random n normal crap you do on your vlogs!!💯😂😂 Truly a master of vlogs!! 🍩 But we love ya bro! No Homo!👍😆

[@mattp9574]

The knife throwing target is so close to being amazing. You should make a bunch of 4x4s that are cut 6 inches long and then stack them so the grain is facing you and then put a 2x6 frame around it. That way when you break down the wood you can simply pull out the worn ones and replace with another block

[@utbdoug]

8:02 YOU ATE MAH BEANS!?

[@Cincochas]

Love your vids❤

[@JETBLACKPRIEST]

You gotta get some end grain log cuts for that target, I chewed through one like it in a fairly dedicated few weeks. Get some no spin knives too, more satisfying than throwing with spin.

[@EpilepticDolphin]

quote of the day "IDK where his throat is but I'm putting my knee on it"

[@HopsAndLead]

Knee to the boards throat....Priceless

[@Nipplator99999999999]

The modern use of a throwing weapon isn't to neutralize an adversary. It's when you've found yourself in a gun fight with a knife. If you have no choice but engage, you pull the self defense knife whilst throwing the throwing weapon at them so they must react to it before anything else. If it sticks into them then it's a bonus, but either way use the time to close distance and poke them with the knife you are holding.

[@AkuryouOG]

The throwing knife practice is definitely needed lmao

[@davidames9098]

You have a bunch of amazingly awesome friends it seems, donut. Rich,s dance was on point lol

[@GTGibbs]

Finished in the Dune-II Bucket? TMI Bro.

[@costunderground24]

When do you think the Shop in Boerne will open?

[@Jamblinman]

Yeah them rims at 17:07 are swangas. Its a Houston thing.

[@lordsylph414]

17:42 AC, what the hell are you doin' man? xD

[@JosephVeee]

Donut puts and almost dead battery in every smoke detector he comes across 🤣

[@helloneighbor11]

Are you sure he doesn't just edit in the sound?

[@kalebbranch8036]

Comment interaction !!!!!!! Love the content as always. Love from South Carolina.

[@medievalcharlie]

They absolutely knew what they were doing when they made that popcorn bucket 😂

[@rgorski1215]

These videos get better and better 😂

[@joedirt5720]

That was a IMPRESSIVE "snap" on that Mr Beast chocolate bar.... Like I'm legit impressed 🤔. I will be trying it💪

[@forquer73]

Was just thinking about how it must suck having to do the show with that crowd when the part with you and Ely said exactly that.

[@Sandyval3124]

Nice of king trout to show us proper police procedure.

[@imaginaryfriend9655]

That Guy Really levelled up his Real Life GTA Cars with the Custom Mirror Wrap