Doors are Open but turn on captions

[@lukacunningham342]

I have to say, they got more cast and production after TGWDLM

[@furiousstudios4438]

The way he says “don’t you want it?” makes me flustered every time and I don’t know why-

[@lukacunningham342]

*Should this count as a villain song?*

[@totallynotastarkidfan]

I mean frank is kind of a villain himself so it should count (totally not me saying that just because I want this song to turn into a villain song which will make it even better)

[@iqrarehman3904]

please make these for every starkid song.. its my literal serotonin provider i love these sm khgdkfjg

[@VantaDraws]

The best song in the musical

[@Name...123]

Tom was holding a wad of cash

[@lukacunningham342]

Corey should’ve sang in the last StarKid musical they had before this (I mean TGWDLM)

[@Korra33]

How?

[@marisal48]

While watching this song for the first time I was really worried about if all the shoppers were going to get their spots back. And I mean, REAL worried. Me thinking to myself: Why am I worried about if they got their spots back? You fucking weirdo.

[@caseyw1288]

that scream when he kicked his leg up on the bannister was me. not literally. but spiritually

[@cerys113]

hes so funny

[@andreaschneidt2377]

This is great!!! THANK YOU

[@dontmindme7358]

My humor wasn’t the best in this video

[@mafaldacosta13]

I still loved it

[@IrvingIV]

Alright... I'll try to help with confusing stuff... Vice: basically a desire or habit that is a flaw in your morals, character, or self control. Factoid: a fact is something that is true, a factoid is something that is a fact, and which is also quick, easy, and fun to share and learn, the sorts of facts that might be compiled in a book for entertainment. Check/checks: a piece of paperwork used to transfer large amounts of money from one bank account or bank to another bank account or bank; a _Debit Card_ is basically a small, plastic, reusable check. Null and Void: When you have deposited a check already, or if you make a mistake in writing it, such as saying you will transfer more money than you meant to, it is common to write VOID across the surface so that banks will not mistakenly accept it. Null is like that, if there is a fire and you were to "Nullify" the fire, it would stop existing when you had finished whatever you did to Nullify it. So saying the shopper's checks are "Null and Void" means the store will not accept traditional checks as payment, likely because they want to be payed in cash instead. $400.00 is not something people spend on any single product, he said 400 on average, so if you add together the entire amount of money spent on black friday and then divided the total by the number of shoppers, you would get an average of about $400.00 this average of 400, even if each person _were_ to spend that much, would not be spent on one thing, black friday is a day when every business offers massive discounts on most of their products, so people will buy lots of things, as each individual item is cheaper for them to get, leading to them spending more money in one shopping trip than they otherwise would.

[@cajunking5987]

You’re right. Also a vice is basically a burden. “Vices that come in a variety of sizes” = children

[@alexandersean4708]

Was the “no one’s ever been mugged on Black Friday” comment sarcastic? Because if not, have I got news for you. Two numbers, to be exact. 17 deaths, 125 injuries since 2004

[@blueturtle3623]

This is definitely Dead Dove Do Not Eat and my fault, but I still feel the need to point out that captions are for access, not jokes. Might I suggest editing the text directly onto the video so the Deaf community can still turn on the auto-captions AND see your commentary?

[@cerys113]

i fucking love corey

[@JuliaHennigan-r1m]

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