Doppio’s chicken slander

[@DoppioDropscythe]

Just like a coupon, I've been clipped! Thank you so much!

[@terios7250]

Hello Doppio!

[@Kugathalord22]

H E L P My kokoro dokis 949 times per second from this comment!

[@tokumeichan38]

I lost braincells thinking for a reply

[@mrknt2929]

omg doppi hii

[@Kinda_SUS]

PLEASE,I'm already crying 😂😂😂

[@lismadewi3501]

"Just like an egg, i've been laid" -Doppio Dropscythe 2023

[@caitlinjane92]

I burst out laughing when I first heard that, LOL!

[@Chica56]

I love the confidence in Doppio’s “I’m a chicken :D”

[@pandabugdiaries2384]

that "exploited for capitalism" caught me so off guard 👁👄👁

[@rozeebadeebap]

doppio is the definition of who let him cook

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

no its “we left him alone for 5 minutes, how did these guinea pigs get in our house and where tf is he”

[@Rozey24032]

Iconic line "I'm a chicken"🐣

[@dreamstardraws]

0:03

[@bluebakeroll]

just like an egg, i’ve been laid

[@cheese4g]

Also Finana, you are the last person who gets to say ANYTHING in response to anyone saying questionable things about eggs.

[@megane1748]

A clipper named chicky clipped a clip about chicken slander. I love the internet.

[@Mara_1337]

Sounds like a tongue twister ^^

[@cheese4g]

Doppio: I've been laid. Everyone Else: WHAT?? Fucking Vox: Hey, good job man. Vox out there once again proving he's the only NijiEN liver with manners.

[@gabimarus4834]

"Just like an egg, I've been laid" -Doppio Dropsycthe

[@alleyc4t]

Not me repeating the "I'm a chicken~" part xD love how he delivers it smoothly ^O^

[@dradelcra]

Dying at the egg quote😂 Never change pio-chan😂😂

[@writersblock7260]

1:29 I never caught Fulgur breaking out into “I Just Had Sex” until just now, what a dude XD

[@Absbor]

"Oh! congratz, Doppio" - the only one who can put these things together fast enough

[@monalleysa]

1:28 not LAM bros singing the appropriate song😭😭

[@blightwolfman5184]

Props for Actually putting in the effort to edit a drama cd thumbnail in the same style as the double vamps one

[@lins_z2]

[RP ASMR] Doppio breaks his legs and begs for help

[@ranniemanangan5371]

Fun fact: not all eggs that birds especially chickens produced are fertilized, some of them are unfertilized and they need to release it out of their bodies... Essentially, those unfertilized eggs are like the bird's version of menstruation

[@Tulipaau]

Damn so we be eating period blood

[@Mara_1337]

I thought about that again today aswell but my conclusio was, it is not really bc an egg comes out either way, fertilised or not. I mean, the yolk is in fact the egg cell, so the ovum itself, but it comes out the same, whether it' fertilised or not. The fertilisation happens inside the hen, before the shell builds, and the hen's body doesn't distiguish the ejection depending on fertilisation status. Which is what happens in human menstruation, though. Only the infertilised eggs get ejected by removing the superficial endometrium layer and the menstruation is mainly this tissue and blood. The egg is only a very small part of it and you can't even make it out in your period slush... So I wouldn't call a chicken egg a menstruation. I mean, birds per definition can't have a menstruation bc they don't have a uterus, but that aside, I am not even sure I'd call it an equivalent. If anything, I'd say laying an egg is like the birthing process, only it doesn't need to be a viable, fertilised egg. It is like the birthing of an egg cell. If yall wanna think of something weird though, remember that each yolk is a single ovum :) so one cell.

[@Kugathalord22]

OH MY GOSH I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT ONE EVERYWHERE THANK YOU!!! (the one with capitalism thinggy)

[@tobi79777]

How many times have i watched this? Yes

[@Lxnalumin]

Omg I fricking love him so much 😭he’s so precious

[@felipefs1917]

1:12 he just like me fr fr

[@inightlock2476]

Thank you for clipping this 😂

[@luvienne420]

YOUR HONOUR, I LOVE THIS MAN!

[@Howaboutyes11]

Slay Doppio 💜🙄💅0:08

[@K.K_artS]

doppio live in his own world

[@CatInAPotatoWaff]

1:16 I cant get over this-

[@shiffr0n]

Bro got LAID OUT😂

[@crystalr6461]

I cannot with the fucking fugis 😂😂

[@tokumeichan38]

Exploited for capitalism 👍

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

I'm starting to wonder if WikiHow is actually his go-to for things

[@theoverlordbear]

I'm starting to think that this man is NijiEN's Noraneko. Also, would "Free Range Chicken" be a fitting nickname for Doppio?

[@kohaku_0706]

0:03

[@Twelve_Thirteen1213]

That "I'm a chicken" sounds illegal 😭💦💦💦

[@fluffychicky]

Nothing illegal here! You heard nothing :D

[@videoloversful]

LET HIM COOK 01:20

[@MiaWhitelove208]

I'm a chicken 0:03

[@Hitsuki28]

Does he mean to say laid as in laid off? I just can't handle what doppio cooking xD

[@fluffychicky]

Don't think too much about it - Doppio Dropscythe

[@quintonheimann]

Laid is old people slang for lost or injured

[@zerokiryuualbanssmolvampire]

Yes Pio-chan, you're a chimkin

[@dreamstardraws]

1:20

[@angelinakang4014]

My question is by who Doppio WHO LAID YOU