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[@Solo_Winds]

The real question is why do the pigs build their forts with tnt.

[@unconfirmed9675]

Jakob Titus Incase if they ran out of Balloons, glass walls and fruits

[@stefantosic7128]

@@unconfirmed9675 or pigs.

[@Tawnshop]

To make the level a little bit more easier

[@spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531]

To take the birds out with them

[@TanookiWario]

@Jakob Titus The pigs want make egg bombs. This is why they steal eggs and keep TNT handy.

[@tmcgillicuddy12]

NO! I ALMOST LEARNT THE SECRET BEHIND THE EGGS!

[@0osk]

Thumbs up just because of Angel Beats!

[@tmcgillicuddy12]

I like this guy ^^

[@0osk]

Thomas McGillicuddy It's my favorite anime. I wish they'd make more episodes...

[@tmcgillicuddy12]

I love it too, but I think that it ended just right. If you want another one like it, I kinda thought that Guilty Crown had the same type of feel

[@0osk]

Thomas McGillicuddy I just mean that I either want to see who is in limbo now, or what happens between Yuzuru and Kanade.

[@superstarultra28]

If only the movie was like this...

[@lopezanimationinc3419]

But I like the movie

[@Blanks8]

Yeah I'm with supermikeybrothers the movie was funny

[@apotato-]

No

[@yaboitsv]

at least it covered anger issues well

[@mcp7158]

@Vincent Rodriguez no need to get angry...also its you're opinion so shut up

[@giggityking6505]

Pig King: "Excellent. No matter what everybody keeps standing still." Drax the destroyer: Looks like somebody took my advice.

[@US_Embassy]

Lmao

[@mouadbousalem1151]

Whose drax the destroyer? 🤔

[@Alexander-gogolev2002]

@@mouadbousalem1151 Green Pig 1:Incoming! The castle appears to be holding, sir. King Pig:Excellent. No matter what, everyone keep standing still. Green Pig 2:Sire, if you don't mind me asking. Why do we need the bird eggs? King Pig:Are you serious? We obviously need the eggs to- Bomb:Die, pigs! *explosion*

[@jaygooese4242]

Derpy eyes

[@jadonrohan8892]

0:43

[@samuellacey5166]

>Not restarting the level when the first bird doesn't work. Who the fuck plays like this?

[@potato1341]

Samuel Lacey someone with the patience of a god!

[@cj1101]

Samuel Lacey me

[@MACKACHE]

me lol

[@EnharmonicYT]

Samuel Lacey YES.

[@OswaldMarcRogers]

Me

[@CitizenKahne1992]

The Pig King is voiced by the same guy who does Ganon's voice in other Dorkly videos. Guy must really like pork or...bacon Bacon. Must get delicious, crispy bacon.

[@mikeypon768]

That, my friend, was a joke and was not meant to be taken seriously.

[@thedomoshow6862]

At 0:39 the red bird sounds like blue from rio

[@kylestubbs8867]

I think Dorkly voices all of the characters. I have yet to come across any potential exceptions.

[@thegoldenturd78]

Imagine if he voiced porky in an Earthbound video

[@masterdrewt6698]

Who is he?

[@desperateanimator484]

im coming back 12 years later to watch this again and i still love this.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@jaketheberge1970]

Those eggs are probably a lost cause for the birds. Unless the pigs are keeping them warm, those are aborted birdies.

[@maniakk3563]

oh theyre keeping them warm alright

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

They’re Fictional Eggs, DumDum.

[@nicdasuprem1360]

@@buildertherobloxian4731 woooosh

[@RuffRuff9971]

No there to eat

[@timwoods2852]

🥚 🍳 🔥

[@JamesPaddockMusic]

"If all four of us die and that doesn't work, we'll call the mission off." haha xD

[@sussyentertainment]

PULL!!!

[@kaminokobrasil1997]

0:26 - "Pull!" 0:37 - "PULL!!!" 0:55/ 0:56 - "DIE PIGS!!!!"

[@legoharleyquinn8234]

Yep. That's what he said

[@pdub2582]

0:12 Woah. Chuck, I Think You Have A Strong Voice There

[@joeywomer]

Red: We should just fly over and take the eggs Me: You don't have wings

[@mldavid4056]

@dat1relevant Funny enough, it was only after they were given wings that it was explicitly stated that they can't fly.

[@some_gachaguy2514]

@@mldavid4056 if this is true how does chuck speed up while mid air?

[@mldavid4056]

@@some_gachaguy2514 If you look at the characters in game, you can see that they don't have wings. How chuck speeds up mid-air has nothing to do with my statement. If you're gonna ask how he does it, then how does Bomb explode? How does Bubbles inflate himself? How do The Blues split into three? They're cartoon birds in a game made for kids, real world logic doesn't apply.

[@some_gachaguy2514]

@@mldavid4056 oh okay

[@Green_Pix-L]

@@mldavid4056 The Blues have names, you know.

[@kuswerdz]

imagine watching this in 2020 and realizing that it was made 9 years ago.

[@itsprodigit]

imagine watching this in 2021 and realizing it was made 10 years ago.

[@realmsthewitch8242]

Imagine in 2022 and seeing it was made 11 years ago

[@pvzhEnjoyer]

imagine watching this in 2023 and realizing it was made 12 years ago

[@vova_gladchuk]

f in the chat for red's forgotten dead brother, tyler

[@KrabbyPatty99Archive]

F

[@SAG5YT]

F

[@ToonsmythProductions]

HILARIOUS!

[@user-cq8bu2yk6r]

Holy shit ;-;

[@ladyma143]

Old -_-

[@Egdisobgdoslw]

10 years ago lol

[@gavinelrod3113]

Miss you man 😥😪

[@grandpabell2940]

RIP you

[@UltimasIsland]

The pigs took them because they were hungry, right?

[@kaidatong1704]

They store them forever before eating them though...

[@lusamine7925]

They are thinking of the best way to eat them

[@lusamine7925]

They aren't very smart...

[@ZeldaFreak4by2]

When cops are trying to kill you in GTA. 0:56

[@JimManthy]

You got it backwards, friend.

[@Hannah_Em]

Nah, that's pretty accurate to most of my GTA police encounters. A blazing gun battle where I run throwing grenades, before they fill me with more lead than Flint, MI's water supply

[@KCStyleZ001]

Accurate, yet funny. I applaud you

[@hazelkinoko4779]

+basherofnoggins all I do is A. Tell Lester to call them off or B. If A doesn't work, then make sure you have less than 3 stars, if you do; C. Take the easy way out.

[@nagitoaussiemandias]

Rasheed Thomas When you have Invincibility on and crash into an airport

[@Brydav_Massbear]

I think King Pig was going to say, we need to eggs to make Omelets!

[@fuzybear15]

I wish every video game had like bloopers or deleted scenes like this in the game!

[@TricBrosStudios]

*OH MY GOD!!!!!* This… this was an accident. I always knew the first video I ever watched on youtube was about Angry Birds. But I had forgotten the name and there are hundreds of Angry Birds vids on youtube. My God… I didn’t realize it until the part with the pigs. It was the only part I actually remembered. When he asked why they needed the eggs and the king had a british accent. That’s all I remembered, and my life has brought me full circle, for ten years ago as a child, this would mark the first video I ever saw on youtube on the original iPad where youtube was still a TV logo. Wow.

[@goldflowergamer3139]

I finally found it! I remember seeing this when I was 7, and now I finally found it!

[@isaacyancey5530]

same I only watched angry birds and asdf videos as a kid

[@YMangaka]

0:55 PigKing : mah boi, those eggs are what every true piggie strive for !

[@Kurachi84]

they need to make a cartoon series out of this game :P

[@michaelbarney4060]

They did.

[@Kurachi84]

Michale Barney these are bits.... cartoons (in general) have a duration of 15-20 minutes

[@Anticlimaxers]

Kurachi84 No, there is an actual short TV series about Angry Birds

[@AlakazamMast3r]

Anticlimaxer 2 minute voice-less short episodes count as a series?

[@Anticlimaxers]

AlakazamMast3r If we're being technical here, yes.

[@DragonRatTiger]

I saw this on Flipnote Studio. SUCH MEMORIES BRO

[@Anna-vx2pe]

Odd, me too.

[@1234noey]

Same... Huh...

[@albertolorenzo9858]

Me too

[@wrfsxxx8114]

Me too man

[@darkspyofficial]

Back when angry birds rule the Mobile world

[@hikerwolfspaine8200]

and the one bird you always need is at the end of the line up

[@cdsatcher]

Lyrics, because I feel like it. Red: "Wait, this is our plan???" Bomb: "Yeah, and its working! We almost got it with that one!" Red: "That 'one' was my brother Tyler! Capain, I enlisted because I wanted to get the eggs back!" Chuck: "And you're serving your flock well brother!" Red: "Its just, this giant slingshot!" (Chuck gets in slingshot) Red: "Its Barbaric! And I'm not even sure it makes sense!" Chuck: "What do you mean?! We're birds!" Red: "Right, we're birds! We should fly over and take the eggs!" Bomb: "Pull!" (Chuck launches, and hits the fortress) Red: "How many must we sacrifice just in defence of a few eggs?!" Bomb: "Four! If all four of us die, we call the mission off! PULL!!!" (Red is launched) Pig 1: "Incoming!" Pig2: "The castle seems to be holding sir!" King Pig: "Good! No matter what, just stand completely still." Pig 2: "Sire, if I may ask, why do we need the bird eggs?" King Pig: "Are you serious?! We obviously need the eggs because-" Bomb: "Die Pigs!" *KABOOM!*

[@BuckFuckem]

Harrison isn't the red one the captain?

[@mcp7158]

@@BuckFuckem also..."lyrics"? Seriously?!

[@thezachvolt6883]

Piggy: "Sire, if you don't mind me asking, why do we need the bird eggs?" King Pig: "Are you serious?! We obviously need the eggs to-" Bomb Bird: "DIE, PIGS!" *Kaboom* They need the eggs to die?

[@brianhodge1613]

Thats exactly what I was thinking of.

[@harshvardhangodara5852]

For all this time why didn't this question came to my mind "Why do the pigs need the eggs?"

[@BatWing_the_Penguin]

They need the eggs to die?

[@megasonic7761]

lol ok ._.

[@isytha5324]

@@martinjoster3282 R/woooosh

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@isytha5324 You're a little late on the woosh bud

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@isytha5324 And I'm pretty sure he actually got the joke...

[@NgJackal1990]

"We obviously need the eggs to ..." famous last words !

[@pgj1997]

DIE PIGS!!!!

[@romantisanon4647]

I don't know how I feel about this becoming a movie...

[@TechRyan88]

"No matter what, everyone keep standing still." Haha best part!

[@Croc21000]

i like how the pig ask why they need the bird eggs instead of why they have TNT in their castle.

[@Muirselgas]

The Voice actors are SO good!

[@JeffreyJakucyk]

Dunno why but I just love how Pig King says "Excellent".

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

The ending tho. 😂

[@auxilium5378]

I forgot how good the voice acting is in this skit

[@andycolin8706]

I watched this when I was young and now I rarely watch Dorkly sonic and now the TRUTH IS U MADE THIS I'm surprised because it's has been a long time and when I saw the DORKLY logo I was young me was like: Watzz doezzz dorlky maen??

[@Zurok151]

"How many must we sacrifice in defense of a few eggs?" "Four. If all four of us die and that doesn't work, we'll call the mission off."

[@AllenTheAnimator004]

But... Who will call the mission off if everyone is dead?

[@sparkleyt5954]

0:44 EXCELLENT no matter what everyone keep standing still WTF

[@BlueJourney2719]

Monkies from Angry Birds Rio: "Pathetic"

[@vau0807]

Green Pig King: "We *must* have the birds' eggs...*because*!" Obama & Kerry: "We *must* bomb Syria...*because*!" Bush, Clinton, & Bush: "We *must* bomb/invade Iraq...*because*!" Nixon & Reagan: "We *must* build thousands of nukes...*because*!" Hermann Göring would be proud of these illustrious heads of state.

[@vau0807]

***** The pigs can eat lots of other things. Being hungry doesn't excuse bird genocide.

[@Phantomxstyle]

vau0807 its nature not genocide.even tho i didnt know pigs ate birds

[@vau0807]

Marcus Robinson Well, eating the birds' eggs pretty much guarantees that the birds die out. I call that genocide, though I suspect from your reply that your brain lives out where the buses don't run.

[@SSG_Ronnie42]

vau0807 For egg's I'd be ok with bird genocide.lol Time to create a clone machine so the birds never die muahahaha!

[@vau0807]

***** The content of the video inspired this topic.

[@mattng2761]

Red: We should just fly over and take the eggs. Me: With what wings?

[@johntheechidna1050]

Holy shit i remember this from years ago. Had no idea it was you guys

[@FishInDaToilet]

it's skits like these that teach our kids to becone critical of everything that is presented to them, so that when they reach a certain level of maturity they will learn despise authority and always remember to never put the tnt next to the pillars

[@Goexas3211]

"We obviously need the eggs to DIE PIGS!" Seems legit.

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

I got an Angry Birds joke... Person 1: Dude, I can't believe I had to bail you out of jail last night. Person 2: Man, I don't even know what they got me for. I didn't do anything wrong. Person 1: At that party, you were so wasted that when the cops came, you grabbed my parrot and threw it at the cops and yelled "DIE PIGS!"

[@Whukariousprods]

That's not a joke

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

XxX_EATSTEEL_XxX EATMETAL Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. By definition, it is. Either you don't share my sense of humor, or you have no sense of humor.

[@Whukariousprods]

+TheTriforceCrusader well the joke didn't make me laugh its not a joke it was the video I just watched p.s I do have a sense of humor I laugh very easily but that joke was what I just watched.........bitch

[@becdoesyoutube]

I GET IT XD

[@sajithajayachandran9725]

@@TheTriforceCrusader yeah that is exactly it's definition but the thing you wrote does not match with the definition Therefore *IT IS NOT A JOKE*

[@ryanvasquez2914]

This makes me wanna play angry birds again

[@OtsileM]

This is eggcellent.

[@SuperBerserker22]

Haha xD

[@TheQwertyman999]

Nah it's eggsquisite.

[@TheRivle]

Lmao, was not eggspecting this. :}

[@Ophiuchus123456789]

AHHH! Shutup y'all. This is just EGGscrutiating. .... :D

[@EggYTP]

:D

[@sommersweet69]

Excellent. No matter what, everyone keep standing still.

[@aneeshsrinivas892]

you know they need the bird eggs because they want to eat the eggs

[@thelognerrator]

the birds don't die you know they just go away and then come back in the next level

[@tomdaninja3249]

I remember watching this as a 4-5 year old. Nostalgia

[@dayanalemus3358]

Somebody made a flip note of this video on the dsi, and I downloaded it. I love it

[@Jim-ef8pv]

The real question is, why do the birds use a slingshot? Can't they fly?

[@Jogyot3260]

Hey! I still remember watching this video with my father's dwarf laptop back then then I found this video recommended to me again in 2021..... KZbin sure want to make me cry eh?

[@CM-oe9if]

Now we'll never know...

[@FreeSpiritPaulette]

Holy shoot, this was my first dorkly video that I saw

[@hikarumatsuyama9977]

Nostalgic 7 years ago...

[@Posirep]

I really want to believe DOrkly is smart enough that "DIE PIGS" is a Luca Blight reference...

[@samgilbreath1464]

Holy shit I remember watching this when I was 5 and being so confused

[@mateosragaza5628]

Why is this in my reccomended after 10 years

[@LG633TV]

I saw this way back when in the early 2010s

[@deathendz]

the ending sealed it for me

[@mozardthebest]

It's hard to fly and take the eggs when you don't have wings.

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

I remember when this was the very first Dorkly video I've ever watched.

[@leishrivera3534]

Ww obviously need the eggs to..................................................THE FUCKING SUSPENCE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Val_420]

The secret behind why the pigs wanted the eggs is because they wanted to eat them. It appears in the trailer and in the Toons, although I don't know why they want them in Space

[@IamJustaSimpleMan]

Still a better story than the actual angry birds movie, imho.

[@SovietUnionCCCP]

0:53 “ARE YOU SERIOUS!??!? WE OBVIOUSLY NEED THE EGGS TO-“

[@MegAmi24]

I remember this being the shit when I was little

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

I always interpruted the Birds disapearing after being launched as them returning to the slingshot, beacause in the cannon theres only three of the blue bird and one of every other. Of course that makes it extra weird that the bomb can explode multiple times.

[@cloud_tsukamo]

why didint the bomb bird go first in the first place

[@cloud_tsukamo]

ya just like pigs building castles.

[@lochnessmonster2277]

cloud tsukamo Because the game would be too easy that way :)

[@shezbok]

In some levels the pigs have ham in their castles, making them cannibals aswell.

[@kosarugaraboshi9337]

"Are you serious? We obviously need the eggs to-" "DIE, PIGS!" (Blam!) Eh, guess we'll never know.

[@bowfire8]

Kosaru Garaboshi no, the need the to dye pigs!

[@user-vm9xz4kv9z]

To eat them,this is explicitly stated in the games so many times.

[@stefantosic7128]

He was going to eat the eggs

[@sabersin7694]

And I'm still watching this to this day.

[@israelramirez6502]

Man this is funny! LOL!!!

[@cptnpancake]

i think this is the first video of dorkly with no bad words

[@msgbbx1860]

2017 anyone? No? Just me? Ok...

[@Cropod]

Now I know where the angry birds spam flipnote came from. Oh childhood.

[@UsernameWhoNeedsEm]

Such a stupid ass game .-.

[@unconfirmed9675]

UsernameWhoNeedsEm yet addicting in the same time

[@caydenkamau8531]

Like you

[@Zurok151]

"How many must we sacrifice in defense of a few eggs?" "Four. if all four of us die and that doesn't work, we'll call the mission off. PULL!"

[@srbarkerchan]

Watching this kinda makes me want to replay this game.

[@devinlarscheid]

these videos are great! i'm just curious, are there copyright complications to making these videos?

[@TimThomason]

The first redbird (Tyler) contributed nothing, despite the blackbird's statement. The questioning redbird, and more the yellowbird before him, were the ones who loosened up the barricade to make sure the blackbird could get through and explode the castle.

[@danieljones1861]

I find it REALLY unlikely that just 1 Chuck could do that much damage to the castle by himself before the second Red was fired. I can believe that he took out the top of the building, but not that he could have also taken out a portion of the wall as well. A Terence or a Bomb maybe, but not a Chuck.

[@EpikBirb]

They don't play modern games they parody anyway, they wouldn't know that. They just search up 2 minute videos of what they'll parody. That's why they don't know why the pigs want the eggs.

[@Green_Pix-L]

@@EpikBirb You're spitting facts my dude. Oh, hey epikbirb. I saw that you're doing vectors of the sprites used in this video.

[@backupstream7320]

This is what everyone does in the game. They just skip through all the other birds until they get to the black bird

[@GearWukong]

Remember when Charlie Sheen shot that chicken out of a bow and arrow? That's right, suddenly it all makes sense.

[@andreblueboy6019]

I think the most hilarious part Dorkly was this. 0:48 Pig: Sire, if you don't mind me asking, Why do we need the bird eggs? King Pig: Are you Serious!? We obviously need the eggs to... Black Bird: Die Pigs! (BOMB!)

[@jackryan3595]

King Pig: are you serious? We obviously need the eggs to- Bomb: DIE PIGS!😂

[@marioandsonicplush6456]

I think Dorkly basically predicted king pig's redesign. To my knowledge, the bicycle ad (which came out in 2012) was the first appearance of toons king pig.

[@Sjors_]

You never... Ever... See an actual egg in this game. It goes on and on.

[@speedpaintlover2473]

They say they wanna eat the eggs. Weird, cause in Angry Bird Toons, they obviously have enough food themselves.

[@captainmackerel4482]

The secret behind the eggs is simple King Pig wants omelets, no really, look it up!

[@evy2031]

Anyone else remember how they completely remade this in flipnote?

[@NamcoFanatic2010]

I like how King Pig's design is basically Foreman Pig

[@gamerkid3950]

0:56 it was at this moment that they knew, they screwed up.

[@ClassicTails124Archive]

The black bird's name is Tyrone. The red bird's name is Fred. The Yellow Triangular Bird has a name. Blue birds have a name.

[@MonteCreations]

PIg king: "Are you serious? We obvious need the tnt too-" Bird: "Die pigs!" *Kaboom*

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

I dare someone to turn up the volume full blast at the "Die pigs" part the second a cop car passes by.