If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #5)

Another roundup of our Literal Pokedex series, for your viewing pleasure.
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[@DarthBil1]

I love the idea that pokedex entries are so wild because they were written by 10 year olds rather than by scientists who knew what they were talking about.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

Oh...this is why there is so much edge in Pokemon...

[@glitchdraws]

That makes so much sense

[@DanielDoloDubs]

Uhhh I'm pretty sure none of the devs for pokemon/game freak are 10 year olds...

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

@@DanielDoloDubs body of adult, mind and passion of a child

[@GoldenKirby]

@@DanielDoloDubs It's not the people at GameFreak, the 10 year Olds in the game running around filling the Dex

[@AngelWingsYT]

"We are at the bottom of the food chain!" 11yr old with a pokeball: excuse me while i capture all the gods of this world n make em to my bidding

[@AxxLAfriku]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear an

[@FourFalconsFrank]

@AxxL dude this is a Pokémon video

[@sonicsucks20]

You are a terrible liar.

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@AxxLAfriku umm whats this have to do with a pokekon video?

[@InfernosReaper]

@@AngelWingsYT I think that's supposed to be the joke, but it's lame...

[@TeamMunky]

Everyone knows Pokémon is chock full of eldritch horror and terrors from beyond this reality

[@tyrongkojy]

I know. I still hear people say things like "it's secretly terrifying", but, I mean... IS it a secret anymore? Yamask is literally a human person's dead soul. There's a possessed sand castle that eats souls, then creates more piles of possessed sand to reproduce by vomiting forth all the evil, fear, pain, and hatred from all the souls it has consumed. What's secret about this shit, that world cannot function.

[@kylie7780]

@@tyrongkojy Same with Snorunt. It's a hiker that froze to death and your choice of evolution is to completely freeze it (Glalie), or have it become a ghost (Froslass).

[@tyrongkojy]

@@kylie7780 As I say, NOT a secret!

[@tyrongkojy]

@@kylie7780 Shit's become akin to DND with how fucked up some of the creatures are and the requirements to birth one into existence!

[@jackdellon8828]

Yet people: "shut up and take my money"

[@JoshuaSmith-hd4bm]

Porygon: Inccidently seized 700+ children long time ago, the pokemon's prey will always be the pichu family as a revenge for framing the porygon family via clan. It'll wait for the right time for its vengeance until it comes out the PC Storage.

[@alexbutler7269]

that's more Pikachu's fault. it shot the thunderbolt that caused the seizure incident

[@GoldenKirby]

@@josecarrasco3682 Ash's Pikachu is apparently special or some shiz

[@GoldenKirby]

@@josecarrasco3682 but honestly they should just spend their Pokémon time training Chadmons XD

[@Ieatpaste23]

A fireman with a firetype pokemon? Sounds like job security to me.

[@riku751]

bahah

[@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername]

A study shows that most pyromaniacs are firemen, so it’s pretty self explanatory

[@Ookami20]

“Dudrio chill” and the awaken one’s face when he wakes up in the box 😂😂

[@Eeve3_Lord]

I find your opinion...upsetting

[@jspr601]

Killer mudkip isn't real, it can't hurt you. The reality:

[@karachoto]

lmao

[@LunarSault23]

*"Let me remind you"*

[@fossil1266]

I find this comment ... DISAPPOINTING

[@bubbyguppy]

You rang?

[@kidjames6875]

@@bubbyguppy AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@brittanyh1902]

The lugia one killed me "Calling me noah all the sudden cause i'm the only one with a fuckin boat" golden

[@drakeware655]

"Welcome... to Double Hell." Hey, Angel Dust called it!

[@elitegamer9310]

Huh, neat.

[@diamondtron01]

Ah someone of culture.

[@entitysolace621]

What, it had its reputation on the line

[@jamirwillis4141]

@@elitegamer9310 i heard that...stop

[@Shahzad-ss1jq]

Yes

[@tgnm9615]

12:32 Guy: Noah Caption: Know-all Uh ok then

[@thetruealex7478]

"Noah all"

[@The-Jade-Jester]

Giratina talking to his roommate about Scented candles for the condo is my favorite thing

[@gkarak1996]

He is not gitatina's roommate.

[@lisahenry20]

@@gkarak1996 they could also be roommates "omg they were roommates!"

[@Hristijan_James]

@@gkarak1996 Pokehistorians would disagree.

[@gkarak1996]

@@Hristijan_James i see what you did there.

[@taniksmlgsniper7178]

@@Hristijan_James kek

[@minorcomet282]

"Kanto Fried Chicken" sounds like an actual thing Game Freak would add in a game as a jab at KFC

[@shady8045]

The irony is that torchic is a hoenn mon

[@samuelgardner2653]

12:18 - Whoever voices 'Man 4' is an absolute god-damn legend.

[@NightShadow720]

Just what the world needs. Another Literal Pokedex Entry compliation!

[@cakecake4469]

Yas qween or king

[@knucklesmcgirk7190]

Right you are!

[@user-qk8vx9lc6v]

Its starting to get old for me ngl

[@lobso123]

@@stevenkurtz2730 it does sound incredibly sarcastic lol

[@runawaycat4594]

No we dont need that, we need Dorky to revamp their sense of humor

[@SkyEcho751]

Imagine if there was a trainer who only caught sick pokemon and took care of them, and don't say it's impossible, because we have people like that IRL, so it would happen in the Pokeverse.

[@apexax]

Well Ash has rescued a Charmeleon once.

[@raistlarn]

@@apexax he caught a sick charmander who evolved into a charmeleon.

[@thehuyto]

@@raistlarn that evolved all the way to charizard (and became really rebellious too) but then he did what he does with all non-pika pokemon and just made it go away i think

[@thehuyto]

Nurse joy curing every illness in pokemon with a single machine for free: am i a joke to you?

[@SkyEcho751]

@@thehuyto No, I'm talking about a trainer, not a medical professional, though pokemon aren't animals, so she's not a veterinarian.

[@cjcollado8071]

*Mudkip Killing Swampert,* *Keeps Getting Me Everytime*

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

4:53 I guess we now know the origins of Rusty's Burbasaur, it was a resurrected zombie pokemon.

[@lukiwei9468]

Other way round

[@AacroX]

Hear me out, Double Hell is the punishment for the souls that were late for Hell and overstayed in the living world

[@mistylover7398]

See you there

[@Xeo_Aligarde]

That's a thing? Better be careful then...

[@RiCCreate]

This counts as making another Pokedex entry video, just remember the deal

[@cakecake4469]

When will my suffering end

[@XtDawg]

I’m a fan of the golden moon

[@mayroseng164]

True dat

[@bananatrollge118]

POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP

[@XtDawg]

Well it’s the lunatone

[@FireTypes4Ever108]

I feel like they won't stop until they covered every Pokemon in existence

[@lukiwei9468]

There are 898 so not really

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

@@lukiwei9468 every three year a new game and there are also region variation. If this channel is still alive at that point then

[@o.8.p149]

@@lukiwei9468 there are also new entry’s every game

[@justinmassey8944]

You would think Bayleef would go emo after perking up everybody else after a while

[@Blizz3112]

That Lugia part is still so bloody funny and without showing any of the people you hear... XD

[@senkstudios1626]

“Your whole deal is very.... UPSETING.”

[@stellarknight04]

6:11 are we really gonna ignore Drifloon's Normal Immunity

[@jakeb1078]

"We got enslaved by an 11 year old with a yoked dragon, and now we live in this ball." Holy shit I'm dead.

[@christopherbgsted4749]

I absolutely love the idea of Giratina being a kind grandpa

[@FeenickzVR]

6:30 kidnapped and murdered*

[@THEOTOCLAN]

At this point is dorkly a company with a team of writers? Because there is no way 1 person is this damn funny for so long😂

[@justsayingguy]

lowbrow...

[@THEOTOCLAN]

@@justsayingguy what u mean

[@justsayingguy]

@@THEOTOCLAN lowbrow studio make this animation... but im not sure who write it

[@THEOTOCLAN]

@@justsayingguy ahhh ok ok!!! Finna look them up

[@EpicSans_ItsOver9000]

Jolteon used *10,000 electric type attacks!* Foe: Wait what- It's Super Effective! You Murder.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

“This is exactly what I don’t want for the condo,”

[@mistylover7398]

I was in heaven y am I returned to hell?!?? Every minute is pain

[@JodiGeo]

I love how in your canon regular animals DID exist, but are extinct now

[@Troxler7444]

You'd think Rusty would be one of the purest because he just doesn't know any better and doesn't know what he's doing.

[@iforgot3007]

9:28 captions applause

[@CesarACastillo]

Actually a Firefighter with a Fire type mon does makes sense. They can use their partner to enter hot zones that are too dangerous for a Firefighter. Back fires are also a forest fire's worst enemy. Used correctly you can burn out a forest fire by using up all available fuel before the real fire can get to it.

[@Shao.Lin69]

GGGGEEEEORGE THIS EXACTLY WHAT I DONT WANT FOR THE CONDO. Had me dying, reminded me of CAAAAAAAAAARRRL from lamas with hats

[@themothman5180]

Me too!

[@calebbeers2512]

Mudkip was my favourite, but now I have a much deeper appreciation for this Pokémon. Haha

[@ashkirby8896]

2:17 Lol, nice reference to that meme!😆🤣😂

[@forkliftcertifiedguy7]

7:39 Not tryna make a joke, But if this guy wants a fire fighter he should probably fish until he gets a Magikarp then wait for it to become a Gyrados

[@Semirotta]

Would of have been hilarious if the Snorlax being all energetic from Bayleef would of have caused it to have an heartattack for all the running and hopping and what ever. Too much energy for Snorlax

[@seantaggart7382]

3:19 forgot about this demon Can sylveon be featured?

[@seantaggart7382]

I see people agree Besides Project Snt/Courtney Did EXTREMELY WELL WITH THAT VOICE like pull a clip of her voice and use it

[@seantaggart7382]

@@UnknownUser-jx2mg may be!

[@dracosmith7781]

Hugging on it's friends and family and choking it's enimies with its ribbon feelers

[@seantaggart7382]

@@dracosmith7781 yeah *and killer of every dragon type you know and love*

[@dracosmith7781]

@@seantaggart7382 well, they are natural enimies

[@discordenjoyer1402]

2:33 he's just built different dude

[@derekbaker2134]

Ah yes more Pokedex entries, my favorite delicacy.

[@backseaters3403]

4:15 me when drink my dad’s energy drinks

[@LadyLeomon]

And today I was reminded of how miserable Doduo and Dodrio are, that Porygon is seeking revenge on innocent Pokémon for his banishment from the franchise beyond being in-game (thanks for nothing Pikachu), Chikorita’s family is a _mixed_ bag (of herbs), Double-Hell is a thing, Eevee’s family has their own “problems”, Lugia and Ho-Oh should swap problems and-oh _Sweet Arceus, the Mudkip!_ Who’s an adorable little murder machine? You are! 😍😍😍 Thanks for the compilation Dorkly 💙🐱💙

[@TheSykoRC]

The Zombie pokemon who was talking about heaven reminded me of buffy when she sung about Heaven to Spike after her revival.

[@Zevox90]

I love how you just waited for chicorita to have something you could turn into a horror show! 10/10

[@bowl2609]

This was great and all but did Giratina and George ever get those candles? *I NEED TO KNOW*

[@MySonSet]

I hope they did!

[@failure4452]

I like how the first one has the narrator say DouDOOoh but then also immediately says DOHdooou

[@spider6444]

So basically the entire Mudkip line is very very very very very very very buff?

[@wistyroamlands7495]

(I love this series and as a game artist I appreciate all that goes into making it.) Seizure warning: Around 7:20, if you're prone to flashing lights/images as I am, this may be a difficult scene for you.

[@juicez2222]

The regi theme at 3:43 is LITTTTTennn...

[@max-lee1203]

12:42 I don't know why this is so funny.

[@mistylover7398]

Isn't it wonderful that Pokémon doesn't exist 🌧☔🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧

[@turtuul3919]

8:26 The pokedex says warm to hug -____- , and can make fireball , not a fireball meet

[@sleazymeezy]

5:00 burbasaurs origin

[@michaelsaid8883]

Yay, study break

[@takeoutgnome7801]

"okay okay man be chill..I'm going" hoho

[@omegaleonidas2705]

Az: loses plant Meganium: lemme help u w/ that happy end

[@ioiwut4874]

8:37 always kinda triggered me that hitmontop was the only poke that could learn triple-kick (gen 3 at least)

[@sg44eggeg]

This series has made me realize how more brutal Pokemon really is.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Thank you for putting this together.

[@Flintstix]

3:11 lol

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

You were expecting a Pokemon comment, but it was I, Dodio.

[@i-am-an-aristocrat]

Original Comment and funny

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

@@i-am-an-aristocrat Thank you.

[@ClaudeWhITey]

NAmEkiAn.

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

@@ClaudeWhITey Not really.

[@ClaudeWhITey]

@@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 Nonono I just thought you watched Reflux.

[@danielpeare8364]

Love the latest edition to why Dorkly should not stop making these videos

[@Wolffang1996Hyano]

6:20 Someone add in Angel Dust to this & it. Will. Be. PRICELESS

[@justsomeguywithabeard1924]

Truly living in the Pokemon world is a hell

[@SilverEvans]

The chime at the start is one of my favorites. (And you can’t forget about full diglett)

[@Literal-Illiterate]

3 minutes in, and the creativity and writing is far better than the earlier compilations from previous years. Thank you to whoever transitioned out

[@TundraDrawz]

11:30 roasting the dog

[@kevinlane1219]

For those of you who saw the segment about Torchic at 7:47, I must clarify there's a huge difference between spicy and hot. A pepper can be spicy and cool, simultaneously, whereas ham can be hot without being spicy. By the way, I believe there are chickens in the pokemon world; they simply do not appear so often in the show, as it probably didn't matter any of the episodes' plots or arcs. Thank you.

[@seantaggart7382]

9:13 IVE SEEN LITERALLY DOGS THAT HAVE A SWORD AND SHIELD actually i have them GO ZACIAN! *would you like to call zamazenta? Yes✔* See these two? They are saviors and also cute dogs

[@dracosmith7781]

They are good Bois.

[@seantaggart7382]

@@dracosmith7781 indeed

[@DanielDoloDubs]

"Miltank frankfooters for a limited time only" Lol they're talking about its udders that look like hotdogs

[@seantaggart7382]

11:52 *Steals* Whoops

[@motherfreya2840]

I like that they finally got to all go to sleep.

[@byron0641]

I’ve been waiting…

[@runawaycat4594]

For a girl like you, to come intoooo, my liiiife!

[@Danesha_M_H]

12:20 LMAOOOOOOOOO 😭

[@onup1475]

Timmy is defenetly pure of heart PURE EVIL!

[@luisdelangelvazquezrivas4639]

11:45 jaajajejeja 😅🤣😂

[@fluce721]

Kanto fire type chicken 🤣🤣🤣wow!!!

[@ellorasg4525]

I never gets tired of this

[@nobodyimportant2470]

Pure of heart doesn't necessarily mean pure good. You could also be pure evil.

[@mistylover7398]

😇😈

[@Grey_or_Gray]

I'm never gonna look at a mudkip the same way ever again Edit: I'm never gonna look at ANY Pokemon the same way

[@pix4631]

I can't get enough of these lol

[@michaelpeterson8983]

I did not know i needed this.

[@thickjucymemes5511]

8:32 not going to be fun when it comes out

[@minermole101]

I feel the most sorry for Ho-Oh

[@Lord.-._x839]

yea the poor legendary bird

[@lynxgaming67]

the Giratina in Meganiums' line entries is just hilarious 'George, this is exactly what I don't want for the condo'

[@abecjanimalam6944]

Omg I love these!

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

clicked so fast i didn't see the word compilation. now im sad. on the brightside, i get to rewatch

[@ppoul2366]

Same, i tought it was a reupload for a sec

[@mittensfastpaw]

Dorkly does love to put its hellscape of a world sin's on display.

[@WorldWalker128]

- Ding! "Vaporeon" - Me: Oh no.... - Regular pokedex entry - Me: Oh thank God!

[@Gabowsk]

"WELCOME TO DOUBLE HELL" Twitter is already Double Hell, Satan, what you're talking about?

[@mayroseng164]

Yezzz its back

[@kyleandnatesmom]

Or will it!? >:D (1:48)

[@JUST-BAD698]

𝙑𝙨𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨

[@sebastianvaldivieso9654]

Omg I was dying throughout this 😭😭😭

[@ravijain437]

Damnn, I love these XD

[@MrChaoticreign]

Ya know there are regular animals in the Pokeverse yeah? Like regular fish, chickens, beef, and other regular animals. We see them in the manga and anime. . . Pokedex makes plenty of mentions of regular animals

[@user-jb9nz2fs2u]

ah yes, my favorite animal, "beef"

[@monke6912]

@@user-jb9nz2fs2u mine is human

[@zkw1242]

nope , they will be extinct due to natural selection

[@EditsByKerem]

0:23 Fun fact: Charizard's real height is 5'7

[@donovanalmaguer7103]

The porygon is going to make the dodrio be poryGONE.

[@mayadahalasedi3840]

i loved the evil mudkip part

[@sheillasyahputri472]

The Ho-Oh kid looks really similar to gym leader Morty, who wished to meet Ho-Oh. Think about it