Dorky Cheapskate Engineering camping outfit

I prefer camping in the boondocks, away from RVs and developed campgrounds. I also like to sleep under the stars, but not on the ground. But sometimes it rains, so I wanted to be dry. I'm not into tents either. And I will never buy an RV. The only things I bought was two sheets of plywood, the tarp, small hinges, everything else was collected over the decades. I know it looks like a homeless camp, but the '68 Chevy pickup is styling. LOL