ROASTING EVERY GENERATION ALIVE

[@rhen_xx]

So basically everyone in the universe is MID

[@DarkOGames12]

Fr 😭

[@Itz_Arson]

Exactly

[@DuolingoWrath]

Hmm.

[@Kathryn-Lvrrust]

Yes.

[@Ether-the-great]

Millennial nihilism:

[@bhavyagoel4222]

" it's giving daddy issues " " crappy attention span " " kpop and anime are no longer cringe " " yandere stimulator- " " everyone has adh- " I'll stop now 💀 how'd she know

[@h3h3h333]

frfr

[@gigilikescats]

real 😔🤟

[@Bhoooooooo]

Lmao

[@tinx713]

"Gen Z dresses like they're roblox avatars" 💀how dare they call us out like that

[@erm_what_the_spruce]

⁠@@tinx713NAH BUT THATS SO TRUE!!! my sister always goes outside lookin like a roblox character

[@chgvvhvgfg]

as a gen alpha not every gen alpha likes skibidi toilet and lives on games as some people say. i had a childhood like a 2000s kid. i loved it! and i go outside alot

[@the_silly_canadian_goose._.]

same! agreeedd

[@SpockVR]

I’m a gen alpha but ngl I am addicted to my iPad. But at least I can’t read for a while and have a good attention span.

[@camilabarahona-d4y]

Dude my little sister is gen alpha and is addicted to her tablet

[@elenamia11]

if ur a gen alpha ur still in ur childhood

[@Rawrawrhehe]

most sanest gen alpha kid

[@Cale03henituse]

Kooleen Evolved from roasting art to roasting every genaration alive, what she gonna roast next? The whole universe???😭💅

[@mizum3458]

I want to see her do every gen masculinity in men and feminism in women as well as their dating patterns 😂

[@Loss327]

​@@mizum3458 same

[@ruzmu9346]

Early

[@uzkih960]

I would love to see that tbh

[@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842]

@@mizum3458 Yessss!

[@dum6_potato]

Don't forget the sephora kids💀

[@Sarami13]

OML- fr what are 7 year olds doing with “anti-aging cream” 💀 💀

[@dum6_potato]

@@Sarami13 help💀

[@youareeemysunshine]

YEAHHH

[@Sarami13]

@@dum6_potato are they anti-aging into a baby? 💀💀💀

[@NYK1845]

🤣​@@Sarami13

[@Alya-qz9id]

as a gen alpha who doesnt have an ipad and reads better than people who are in higher grades, im sorry for my generation's behaviour,queen juicy lips😔😔

[@hrts4adina]

Girly same. Bmf rn or else (I’ll bite you)

[@Alya-qz9id]

@@hrts4adina 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@hrts4adina]

@@Alya-qz9id be my frienddddd pookie

[@it8sophh]

u slay

[@justsomeduck]

same bbg

[@thed4nimator]

i like how kooleen put gen alpha first so their non existent attention spans are able to hear the roasts(satire)

[@amandac8836]

LOL

[@Srinidhi111]

I agree even as a gen alpha some kids are just too crazy

[@inky.sp1att]

as someone in gen alpha (unfortunately) i actually have an attention span but it’s so funny lol

[@gustavocastro6496]

I’m gen alpha and literally my whole family calls me calm and how I don’t bother or anything like that And I don’t have any Sephora or skibidi toilet things 🥲😭 + im not even addicted to my phone I spend most of my time sculpting, drawing, sleeping…

[@mymikuu]

im not a gen alpha and i do recognize that some kids do have actual existing attention spans but i try to show my little sister a ONE MINUTE VIDEO then, like, 15 seconds in she just leaves. its not even boring stuff tho 😭😭😭

[@Mummaya]

That gen alpha "your and you're" thing u said is literally so true 😭

[@ILikeToesyaa]

I’m Gen alpha, I know the difference. I am a skilled artist and I only watch kooleen and touch grass. I never said those skibidi sigma toilet things, what the hell does it even mean? haha. I’ve never watched skibidi toilet either. I don’t understand the hype. Anyway, you have found a rare Gen alpha lol.

[@Daisymata.gbunny_Z]

I'm a ten year old: doesn't watch skibiti toilet, watches Yandare Simulator (LaurenZside vids and cubs scout) idk if I spelled/spelt it right, your, you're = you are example: "You're very pretty! " "Your mom is amazing!". I'm not dumb just because I'm a gen alpha I know some grammar.

[@ILikeToesyaa]

@@Daisymata.gbunny_Z I agree.

[@melmelwilleatyou]

NAH BECAUSE IM LIKE THAT TOO 😭 ​@@ILikeToesyaa

[@Willowsupportswilbur]

I'm a 13 year old dumbass who dislikes the skibidi fuck thingy meanwhile my whole class are obsessed with it 😭

[@haleysbiggestfan]

4:16 IM SORTY BUT THE BLUE EYE SHADOW AND THERE MAKEUP WAS SO GOOD I LOVE IT ALSO LIKE OLD GYARU AND THE LATE 90S/2000 STYLE/ MAKEUP IS SO GOOD

[@tashaevans5666]

YYESSS girl me too

[@Kalaspammm]

“Daddy issues” “ADHD” “Yandre simulater” “Anime” “K-pop” Girly described my childhood- Yes I’m a YOUNG gen-z just don’t mistake me for them iPad kids..

[@jisoolightss]

SAMEEE

[@creditsong7369]

1:08 fun fact! The nyan cat song was sung by Hatsune Miku! So you basically just listed Miku twice

[@lolittathevocaloidfan]

i fucking love u for mentioning this

[@BlueberryMEPG]

The original audio was actually an UTAU cover with Momone Momo’s vocals

[@lolittathevocaloidfan]

@@BlueberryMEPG exactly I love both very dearly

[@Sans-r76]

damn...srsly?

[@ItzBrielle]

Logically, no. Hatsune Miku sang Nyan cat's song but they are both separate characters.

[@TitlingTree]

0:43 As a gen alpha, I’m typing this from my iPad and feel called out. Good job. I only have it because it’s mandatory for my school for some unknown reason (and also for procreate but we don’t talk about that)

[@Thecozycorner-zc2ox]

Samee

[@mina12386]

'its giving daddy issues' killed me right on the spot altho this is pretty true with my classmates

[@RememberKyo]

Being cringe is honestly so fun. I have no embarrassment or shame 💪

[@lucycortes5774]

It is, I agree!

[@uttm_skibidi_toilet2.0]

Why is this actually true..😂

[@Lox_Loxy]

It iss but sometime u gotta be serious yk

[@Urfav3sasha]

Being part of the “gen alpha” generation sucks. Everyone always assumes that I’m childish, and I’m addicted to technology. people make fun of us because of the generation we were born in. We don’t all like “going to Sephora” and “skibidi toilet” Whenever people mention bad things about our generation i feel targeted for things i don’t do.

[@MekalChourey]

everyone assumes you are childish because you guys are still in your childhood, like literally, what so wrong in being called that when you actually are that

[@Urfav3sasha]

@@MekalChourey some of us are mature, but we get treated like we’re all 5.

[@AliahannaMartinez]

Fr

[@moonlight_364]

Fr

[@Itz_Arson]

How is the gen alpha roast so goddamn accurate though

[@Sunny_Omori12352]

as gen alpha i can agree we do ask for the wifi password a lot and we wear skibidi toilet shirts (but i dont like skibidi toilet and brainrot tho)

[@maoyist]

As a gen alpha this is wrong (for me) with me and I hate THAT..*word*

[@Sunny_Omori12352]

@@maoyist i hate skibidi toilet too

[@flaire_official]

@@Sunny_Omori12352 yes same ( i hate skibidi toilet and never had an ipad or iphone)

[@flaire_official]

@@maoyist as a gen alpha i agree

[@Scaramouche-Wanderer_0-0]

“Ew, get away from me “ got me on the floor😂😂😂

[@Myojo584]

Hello, Scara

[@Scaramouche-Wanderer_0-0]

@@Myojo584 yo

[@Ame_Chan77]

0:52 Your: An item you own You’re: Something you are Examples Your: Your shoes are undone! You’re: You’re an amazing writer!

[@Ame_Chan77]

i tried the simplest way of explaining this T_T

[@apersonoutinthewild]

3:41 “Millennials had a great childhood because there was no internet.” Not me sobbing in neopets and frigg’n Gaia Online.

[@shirin05]

wolf cut and piercing with middle parting is so accurate lol 😭😭😭

[@Maybe_M.]

As gen alpha٫ i am happy to share that i know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. 'You're' is a conjunction of ‘you are’.

[@Eem116]

YEAH

[@cwutestars]

As a gen alpha, i dont even know what the hell skibidi toilet is either.

[@CokeEditz]

Like what does it even mean!?

[@liuting1997]

Stay innocent do not search it

[@TotalyNotMadaaa]

Butter: Melted butter adds flavor and helps develop a chewy texture. Chocolate: Homemade brownie recipes call for cocoa powder and/or solid chocolate. If using all cocoa powder, you need more fat in the brownie batter because cocoa powder does not contain cocoa butter. My brownie recipe uses mostly solid chocolate with a little cocoa powder. Double the chocolate goodness! Semi-sweet chocolate is best here; I don’t suggest using unsweetened or bittersweet chocolate. I prefer Baker’s or Ghirardelli brand chocolate. You need 2 4-ounce bars. Flour: I use as little flour as possible to produce a fudge-like brownie that still has some nice structure. More flour = a lighter, more cake-like brownie. Sugar: These homemade brownies use 3/4 cup of granulated sugar. I also add 1/4 cup of brown sugar, which adds a bit of moisture. Eggs: Eggs perform many functions in baking including binding, adding richness, tenderizing, providing structure, adding lift, and so on. This recipe uses 3 eggs, which give the brownies a tight crumb and melt-in-your-mouth texture.

[@VeraRoseSimeon]

THE “your and youre” DIFFERENCE THE IPAD KIDS DON’T KNOW IS SO REAL 😭

[@MyNvtsTasteGreat]

You're wrong. You also spelled "you're" wrong. However, generation alpha is stupid.

[@karenlasalle5592]

😢

[@ISAWTHAT666_]

As a brain-rot Gen Alpha I would like to correct Kooleen. At 0:54 she had it wrote as “your gay”. It seems that she has forgot to punctuate and capitalize her sentence correctly. The proper grammar would be: “You’re gay.”. The word “you’re” essentially means “you are”. The proper use of “your” would be “What’s your name?”. So, “your” is often used to refer to a specific thing the that person is in possession of. Thank you!

[@karenlasalle5592]

@@ISAWTHAT666_ you tell her

[@Imxxyourxxsenorita]

​@@ISAWTHAT666_ r/woosh

[@Lunestica]

I'm gen alpha and I swear THE KIDS IN MY CLASS like shut up no one wants to hear about your trip to sephora 💀💀💀 O MG THANK U GUYS FOR ALL THE REPLIES ❤️❤️❤️

[@Kandi.Starzz]

Literally the Sephora kidz: Omg gijnrfrijonfrweiojnrfewijnver did ya hear about da new sepheorraaaaaaa?!!!!!!2{£] Let’s go out there and desotry every product there ayyyy!1!1!1!!1!1

[@luvlygirl6138]

Nahh I sit next to a kid that probably uses make up and I'm gen alpha

[@Kandi.Starzz]

@@luvlygirl6138the only makeup that gen alpha needs is just some lip gloss and that’s it I always see people wear the mascara and eye shadow in a literal ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

[@kanaotsuyuriofficialchan]

Gen Z here. FRFR.

[@yulizzxy]

I'm gen alpha

[@Shark0_18]

ok but its the pimple patches and the vape on the gen z drawing for me 😭

[@XxmiaxX-d1l]

0:03 i am sorry my parents didn't do the dkshidbens in 1700 mam

[@wak3up765]

fr omfg 😭

[@pink1epaws]

real and everyone is making fun of us like were just trying to grow up

[@SKZSTAY14387]

Fr

[@AliahannaMartinez]

Fr

[@yourmum.24-7]

Fr

[@Hinarii-pc5rd]

Basically when I was ten, I just drew realistic skulls and random creepy eyes. I was the girl that would turn cute stuff into something terrifying with just a pencil, eraser and some markers, esc. And I still do. Anyone agree?

[@norizammohamedyusoff1445]

i sometimes do the opposite🎀

[@knifuchan]

Nahhh the red wolfcut on gen Z is so accurate 😭😭😭

[@Notbinimikha]

0:29 my mom is gen z and my dad is a millenial and im gen z which means i am just born in 2011 so yeah mom and daughter in same generation 💀

[@milkycolaaa]

2010-2025(or 2024, I forgot) is gen alpha :,]

[@Notbinimikha]

@@milkycolaaa Yeah but I act Gen Z

[@bhavyagoel4222]

As a human who's gen- z I confirm this is legit , koolaid be stalking us frfr and how tf did she describe me so well 👁👄👁 [ edit : since you guys are mad in the replies , I SPOKE FOR MYSELF , I NEVER MENTIONED THAT I WAS REPRESENTING THE WHOLE GENERATION, IF YOU'RE SO ANGRY DONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME ALRIGHT? ]

[@starfishx7052]

She's gen z her self though

[@NicolaiHandal]

"koolaid" 💀

[@angeliquegonzalez4666]

Hehe frr!! 💀

[@silllyven]

our little comedian!! ❤

[@clementineperez2317]

Koolaid😭😭

[@JustFirnn]

Title of koolen's next video "ROASTING EVERY PLANET ON THE GALAXY"

[@kuro-hs1jb]

0:12 im gen alpha and im freaking out help

[@kuro-hs1jb]

also i do not look like that im not brainrotted OMG what do people dont understand that not all gen alpha is an ipad kid

[@kuro-hs1jb]

also gen alpha finishes with 13 years old you said gen z was from 12 to idr and its from 14

[@kuro-hs1jb]

wait i see the problem im spanish

[@hail3y_xx]

Same i absolutely hate people stereotyping us like this

[@hail3y_xx]

Plus a gen z created this brainrot stuff

[@NagitosimpUwU]

I just watched boku no pico and this notification made my day, well, not better, nothing can, but slightly tolerable

[@XFD42069]

WHAT

[@NagitosimpUwU]

@@XFD42069 :,)

[@chora5107]

... WHAT

[@orzelkovsky]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@shayladavis1843]

I have no idea what this is and something tells me I don’t want to know

[@rhen_xx]

But Koleen drew everyone so pretty they don't look roastable

[@Darlys475]

To my point of view, even the prettiest mogger is roastable because no one's perfect

[@idgafbiatchhaha783]

Ikr like gen alpha drawing looks so pretty I wouldn’t even be mad if she was a iPad skibidi toilet kid

[@iiluvTina]

Gen z=yandere sim…my childhood lol. Also my mom asked me:”how do u air drop?” I was like…💀

[@FuffolinaC_Ai_Oshino]

3:37 they know what grass is?

[@hailey855]

yea I picked up the weeds from the grass a few days ago ::| not every gen alpha is iPad kid (cuz I'm not using Ipad .__.)

[@sillymizu]

I LOVE THE WAY U DREW SCENE HAIR OMG

[@DuckyxLifeXD]

2:05 called me out. I was like “pfff, I’m an emo scene kid I can’t take any of these insults cuz I’m not basi- sh!t.” I have a whole kuromi themed room my favorite character is pompompurin btw

[@Lynxxkit]

I love how u stared the video with *Ohio skibidi gyat* XD

[@WeEatChildrenFordinner]

I love how you started the video with Ohio toilet fatass XD*

[@bibule]

2:26 « never wear skinny jeans » Me who hates them anyways: I four parallels ahead of you

[@thatgirl_mentall]

THE FACT MY MOM IS OBSESSED W JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HES EVEN IN HER SIGNATURE ----

[@prinscaalhassanibok3398]

For some reason when I hear Gen alpha i remember Ipad,tiktok,sephora,drunk elephant and skibidi toliet....

[@love-maki]

I'm not like that I'm born in the wrong generation

[@MekalChourey]

@@love-maki 😂😂it doesnt change anything, you are still not any older than 14 kiddo

[@Oas_likopm]

Even when koolen is drawing kids they still look majestic💀💀

[@queen4life676]

Nag

[@ISAWTHAT666_]

As a brain-rot Gen Alpha I would like to correct Kooleen. At 0:54 she had it wrote as “your gay”. It seems that she has forgot to punctuate and capitalize her sentence correctly. The proper grammar would be: “You’re gay.”. The word “you’re” essentially means “you are”. The proper use of “your” would be “What’s your name?”. So, “your” is often used to refer to a specific thing the that person is in possession of. Thank you!

[@Oas_likopm]

@@ISAWTHAT666_ chat gpt ah😭🙏

[@prudyiconic]

gen x thinks they’re the best generation ever. BAcK iN mY dAy ✨

[@LUVQIIE]

The descriptions are so accurate 😂😂

[@Randomperson-he8ef]

As someone with a Gen X parent I can say that you got it mostly wrong because most Gen X are actually as obsessed with TikTok that they can be especially considering that Gen X has to work hard (The Michael Jackson part was spot on though). Also most of Gen X can use a computer better than I can….

[@nothingnew-ii7ml]

7:40 the heck man..WHY LIKE AND DISLIKE BUTTON HAS A RAINBOW GLOW AROUND THEM?!

[@Tasi-or-An]

As a gen Alpha, I can confirm me being addicted to the internet but even I'm tired of hearing 0:10

[@Unstable_simp]

Fr you can't blame the whole generation because of a few individuals? Not every gen alpha goes around saying "sKibIdI oHiO toILeT" some are just not like that but if you describe them so. Then please do

[@Eem116]

Nah fr

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

"Don't take anything I say seriously" Oh, well then I...wait a minute.🤨

[@_Renis_]

As a gen alpha, my childhood is the rainbow cat, the taco song and gacha (still playing gacha) and now i’m looking forward to sleeping pills (i want to overdose)

[@Eem116]

Fr but I never really played gatcha

[@Katatotallynormalperson]

Don’t forget the “ARFF ARFF IM AN OMEGA FURRY ALPHA RIZZ” ( for gen alpha)

[@love-maki]

I hate my generation

[@haleysbiggestfan]

5:35 my mom is a gen x, but she doesnt say “ back in my day “ and knows how to work technology. Though that colourful outfit shown just sfter the timstamp i added, is literally the outfit my mom wore yesterday ( shes going on like a 80’s cruise)

[@infinity0.._y]

0:54 *you’re.* 1:09 *nyan cat.* 2:05 *I don’t have mental issues.*

[@Ellahendrick99]

Yes, yes I am 😍

[@FlorFlor_5-7]

As a gen Z, I LOVVEEEEEE BAGGY PANTS, but not crop tops like WHAT ARE YOU, A PROSITUTE?!

[@Not_Riyaa-t1o]

Calling people who wears crop tops prostitutes is disgusting. I don't wear crop tops but still ur sick.

[@iconiccleo]

K-Kool O-Outstanding O-On gadget everyday L-Lesson learner (LIE) E-Equal(totally) E-Ez N-Nothing but smegziness

[@LILYLOV123]

As a gen alpha I'm replying to my roasts!🤓 0:04 actually I'm 11🤓 0:08 I'm not a ipad kid🤓 i actually have a tablet🤓 0:11 the 6 year olds made it🤓🤓 0:16 i only grew up with cocomelon because of my mom and daycare/kindergarten 🤓🤓 0:23 actually i watch 1 hour videos with no problems 🤓🤓 0:28 actually i grew up without covid until 6 years old🤓🤓 0:33 that is the reason for my so-called addiction 🤓🤓(trauma..) 0:41 some of us don't 🤓🤓 0:46 we're not you🤓🤓 0:49 that is because of some trauma of our parents not playing with us games🤓🤓 0:54 actually i do🤓 0:56 actually! It's you're gay, You ARE gay, you don't own gay🤓🤓 1:01 same thing older gen alpha says 🤓 (I'm one of them) 1:06 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1:15 it isn't accurate 🤓🤓 I'm surprised that you didn't talk about sephora kids

[@Kat_cheeze]

Kooleen is so chill, this is my new comfort channel🙃

[@MaameAkuaMensah]

Tbh I am a Gen alpha who grow up with WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY ,LAVAGORL AND SHARKIE BOI,FIRE GIRL AND WATER GIRL,I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR,and spongebob raps

[@jelly_moon1]

As a gen alpha, im offended, im not addicted to my phone ,but like i did grow up during covid and it sucked and thats why i cant socialize

[@Dr.Chopperr]

1:21 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 12?! 12 YR OLDS ARE IN GEN ALPHA 😭 the youngest gen z is 14

[@Neptunear]

Nope, 14 is 2010- 2010 is between both, so Gen Zalpha (?)

[@user666xx]

No gen z is 1997-2012

[@Dr.Chopperr]

@@user666xx I was born around that time but I’m gen alpha… so which is it?

[@user666xx]

@@Dr.Chopperr idk bro

[@figard9855]

@@Neptunear 2010 is the start of gen alpha

[@userrmiho]

EARLY, and the 6:50 ... RARE FOOTAGE OF KOOLEEN NOT ADDING JUICY LIPS

[@Ur1andonlymusubi]

She just didnt render it completely

[@Tan_Feelz_Slays]

As a Gen alpha, my childhood did NOT have all this BS! 😭💀 But also, DID U JS CALL MY (2003 born) SIS OLD?! 🔪🩸

[@beauregrd]

k im gen alpha, good job, accept i couldnt tell if it was accurate cause i needed my secondly dose of subway surfers + peter griffin + sand cutting clips.

[@beauregrd]

this is a joke btw you dimwits

[@Aries_Kuromi]

im gen alpha and i have no idea my generation finds a toilet guy funny…

[@haveagreatday-x1g]

same its ridiculously stupid

[@khasaj01]

not her roasting our elders💀💀💀

[@Cheekysnob]

Kooleen just always makes the worst art sound like the best art 😨😭

[@Idkyet5]

It’s not the worst it’s just nowhere near the best

[@queen4life676]

Fr

[@Hamster_KombatFan01]

"what's so remarkable of 50 year old, Their Diabetes" Was so true 4:59 😂

[@lucycortes5774]

As a Gen Alpha, I was raised on 2000's-2010 things, so I'm normal for the most part, because the ADHD and the autism kind of messes me up sometimes, but still I'm normal.

[@Fernthefox.O.o]

It’s my birthday today, I literally just got this video to watch for my birthday , I’m not complaining.

[@avocadotoastroblox]

Happy birthday ❤😊

[@Shadow92105]

Happy Birthday 🥳

[@joynulabedin338]

Happy birthday 🎉😊

[@emilierotrou8269]

LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@MariaSanchez-mc9wp]

Okay, let’s get this straight I’m Gen Alpha but I LOVE reading. Every year my school rewards the top reader in the grade with a prize, and I. ALWAYS. WIN. IT. (I typed this meaning no offense to you Kooleen I love your videos and I don’t mean to be rude.❤)

[@Hayatihowru]

BRO I’M GEN Z THATS FR THO ALSO THE GEN ALPHA DESCRIPTION GOT ME WHEEZING 😭🤍

[@Keyboardmasher0]

damn sorry that I’m gen z

[@catoxfox]

Same

[@LalaPlays27]

as a gen alpha i watched your whole video and loved it so likeeee-

[@Essencethetherian]

You called me out with gen alpha and gen z🌚 Execpt the brainrot and vape one🌞

[@CupRamenZ]

Gen X is so accurate 😂. I could literally hand my Grandma a computer and count to the grand amount of 3 before she asks me how to use it-

[@weigu6744]

Gen Alpha here, I’m not lying when I say Skidibi Toilet used to scare the heck out of me. To the point of where I was secretly scared of going to the bathroom

[@weigu6744]

Also, listening to the roast for Gen Alpha my emotional self got too deep into the stereotype thoughts and cried a bit (This is a joke;)

[@XTERU6]

As a gen alpha I spell better than most teenagers and I’m not a Sephora kid but still an original iPad kid. (Not a skibidi) I also know the difference between your and you’re as a correct people when they use them. Low key was cursed to be in gen alpha. (I’m a smart Asian kid that is surrounded with skibidi alpha gyatt rizzler)

[@vystema]

just lie ur age up to gen z, that should do the trick

[@WeEatChildrenFordinner]

same here

[@ilicia_08]

You’re the anomaly lol.

[@Zaecyl_1017]

Bro same😭

[@macaroonbobabunny]

Same, the gen alpha's in my school are corrupted.

[@stxriieditZ]

Kooleen can describe the whole generation in ONE VIDEO 💀🤣

[@ginniebowman2259]

I'm in Gen Alpha, and I hate people who do that type of stuff. While they're watching Skibidi Toilet, I'm watching BFDI, and while they're listing down the worst roasts for 5 minutes, I'm listing down countries and flags for 2 years.

[@ginniebowman2259]

I'm not lying about the 2-year part. i legitimately made a Google Slide that lists down countries (and their flags) that I've been working on for TWO YEARS. Ever since 2022.

[@unique_ARTS57]

kooleen's drawings are all ✨juicy✨

[@queen4life676]

Brainrot

[@the_not_kelsey]

around 5:30 , if you shake your screen gently, it looks like the highlights in the hair are moving :D

[@itz_silly_smile4603]

5:01 My Gen-X mom with type 1 Diabetes: 0.0

[@idonthaveahandle14]

as a gen alpha, I’m actually a very good reader and I don’t watch Skibidi Toilet and I even had a Gen Z childhood and I’ve never bought anything from Sephora.😓

[@justsomeduck]

yasss

[@ISAWTHAT666_]

As a brain-rot Gen Alpha I would like to correct Kooleen. At 0:54 she had it written as “your gay”. It seems that she has forgot to punctuate and capitalize her sentence correctly. The proper grammar would be: “You’re gay.”. The word “you’re” essentially means “you are”. The proper use of “your” would be “What’s your name?”. So, “your” is often used to refer to a specific thing the that person is in possession of. Thank you!

[@justsomeduck]

erm actually, your grammar is not sigma either. in your comment, you wrote wrote instead of written, and forgot should be replaced with forgotten. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[@ISAWTHAT666_]

@@justsomeduck I must advise you should capitalize your sentences then. But, I do appreciate you pointing out a mistake of mine. I will correct that.

[@justsomeduck]

Erm, your welcome my sigma

[@shayladavis1843]

I look down so hard on gen z then remember…. I am gen z

[@princess.sapph1reh0pe]

“Everyone is so fixated on being unique that everyone looks and acts the same” TRUE-

[@Eggheadarc]

my brother was on thin ice of being a Gen Z 😭A DAY AWAY FROM BEING A GEN Z

[@kyoko16]

It's so accurate that i want to cry, sadly.....

[@Weirdo_kei]

5:15 "these people do not know how to use computer" *My dad playing roblox and minecraft* Im not joking

[@Abyssal_8038]

LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT KOOLEN 😡😡✨💅🏻🙄🤫🧏‍♂️

[@Lucifer_Abysseum]

you're telling me your ONE YEAR OLDER THAN ME ? oh my god what have i been doing with my life

[@VietSmartTours]

Im a gen alpha but i cant have a phone till Im 15, because my parent dont let me have it 👁👄👁

[@kavyanallani889]

NO WAY THIS GURL ROASTED THE BEATLES I'M GEN Z AND I STILL LISTEN TO THEM

[@Razzythefreaky]

Im a gen alpha and my entertainment is books with drama, and horror , plus i have never been to Sephora in my life and I had a gen Z childhood 💀😭

[@Silly-billy-bug]

REAL

[@Scarawouuchee1111]

Same 🤧🤧

[@gustavocastro6496]

Samee

[@ConfettiChuPie]

This is mad true. Plus gen alpha know what the difference from "your" and "you're" (you are)...It's so annoying how much gen alpha is stereotype. 💀

[@Malenart_468]

​@@ConfettiChuPie Yeah, All generations are stereotyped, but previous generations are 'the best' because there was no Internet. Although they probably suffered more because it was more normalized to hit your children and things like that.

[@Urlazyqueen]

Why are we not talking about the fact that the Millennials guy is like super fine😍🔥

[@fefysaad6093]

the "bAcK In My DaY" is accurate in exceeding limits 💀

[@Ieatass_7]

People wen an actual gen alpha actually not addicted to COCOMELEn or SKIBIDI TOILET: 😨

[@funnytimeOOP]

I LOVE THE DRAWINGS DEF THE GEN Z ONE! (I'M GEN Z) ❤😂

[@RainyMeadow_official]

Me being gen z: have ADHD:✅ Depressed:✅ Alternative/emo:✅ loves hello kitty or kuromi:✅ grew up with internet:✅ trying to be unique:✅ dresses like their Roblox avatar: I wish🥲 has or wants wolf cut:✅ grew up with YHS, MLP, club penguin:✅

[@SprunkiFS]

Yeah no buddy

[@RainyMeadow_official]

@@SprunkiFS ???

[@FF999VGMP]

Me too 🥺

[@aurbeyy]

Im genz and nothing is accurate almost

[@ducky7558]

Okay.