Double my damage and give it to the next guy (Slay the Spire)

[@elijahsarpolio]

pretending that he’s opening with the chicken monologue to himself and there’s no chat

[@randomness5435]

I am genuinely unsure if there's a chat or not

[@TomboyCEO]

Real

[@retro5945]

Lmaooo I wish 😂 I wish

[@Stinkbug_Ab]

​@@randomness5435it's a vod if you didn't know

[@elijahsarpolio]

@@Stinkbug_Ab no he’s just ascended to schizo level yapping

[@benjaminbustamante7924]

we are unemployed guys of course we are here 12 seconds after the upload

[@s33ur3lv3lvly]

It’s my day off. lol.

[@Jabbersac]

@@s33ur3lv3lvly yea well WE'RE unemployed ok. get outta here with your day off

[@douglaspoirier1367]

I listen to his videos while I'm at work! Currently on the job

[@followingtheroe1952]

Jokes on you I work a rotational schedule. Aw fuck it you know what? Jokes on me.

[@nicoruppert4207]

I might be legally unemployed, but the vid was uploaded during my time off my 'job'.

[@LukeTrovisi]

“I’m wishing him the best, he did go to prison for awhile, not for the crazy bones stuff” Never change NL.

[@PassGoGames]

Anyone else picture an 8 year old bald Ryan?

[@jeremyc5570]

Sire, they have stolen ascension 18

[@JB-xl2jc]

My liege, a second ascension has just struck the spire

[@mrsmartypants1987]

Phantasmal killer: Double your damage and give it to the next turn

[@link13thedude]

+2

[@missingdays1]

*2

[@BryanSchilligo]

Two StS vids in less than an hour? Our blessings runneth over.

[@SkrubsTheNeko]

And somehow both are out of order lol

[@idsappples]

StS revival has me rejoicing

[@SkrubsTheNeko]

it is very pog

[@greenlantern1986]

To go from bespoke Slay the Spire next generation experimental brilliance to a chat episode is rough stuff.

[@guidovessel8185]

for the joker a crazy bone is just a normal bone

[@CRAETION_]

7:45 the J. Kenji Lopez-alt reference goes crazy

[@Wilks228]

NL whilst talking to a guy he's invented in his head: 'Look at how easily they have divided us.'

[@ScarletKomi]

4:37 Following up an advice to "lie to your mother in law" by a straightforward parable which teaches you why you shouldn't lie to your mother in law is crazy

[@bedeviere]

you gotta put the pieces together. it's inevitable

[@chucklesthelegend7305]

Only a terminal zoomer would think that that's the bad ending Nut up and eat your japchae

[@Gabu_]

Read between the lines: lie a little bit, but not so much that you have to eat the same thing for the next 4 years

[@ColombianThunder]

Happened to me with my grandma. Asked me if i liked orange juice once, and i said yea. The next 100 meals all she would give me was orange juice. There would even be times when she'd get a different juice for everyone else but all i was given was orange juice.

[@BanakaiGames]

having to eat an okay meal a few times is better than offending a family member (probably)

[@lg6707]

I raise my own cows, need 3 of them to make the perfect patty and it's a staggered process, Firstly I raise and Angus Bull to just past 30 or so months old (I home kill and butcher my own product) Then a few months later I raise another breed and do my best to replicate the Wagyu process while that is happening I dry age some of the Angus (1*more tips to follow). Now that the dry aging and Wagyu Process is well udder /not sorry/ way I raise a new cow to create some veal now that everything is dead and butchered we can get to the finer steps. 1* after trimming the dry aged angus I render the trimmings to make a Smokey tallow and the ratio's can change but I've had much success with with 20% angus 70% Home style Wagyu 9.9% veal ( to leave room for seasoning((Sorry those are a secret)). Then you want a well seasoned skillet up to a high temp add the tallow prepared earlier and get a good cook on. This tastes better than the frozen patties that NL buys.

[@zoom3184]

probably cheaper too!

[@IsDavidReal]

nl HATES you

[@masonnelson6710]

@@zoom3184 I feel like feeding 3 entire cows for years costs much more than a few frozen patties at the store.

[@lg6707]

@@masonnelson6710 we are talking about the prefect patty though. We could just put a cow *poop patty into some buns and call it a burger for free

[@violetceles8849]

Many commenters who blinded by the distraction of TWO episodes in one day to notice that we have yet another LOST EPISODE

[@TheCarbonCreed]

My four hour video essay on the chronology of StS uploads when this drops:

[@Crumbos]

If this is real tag me with the vid

[@bitrun78]

@@Crumbos😭😭😭😭

[@shcottam]

The banter was out of control on this one

[@haloplayer9855]

Love when he takes scrape and proceeded to take NO 0 cost cards

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

More or less than when he chooses the event option where the entire deck gets upgraded at the cost of losing the ability to heal, when his deck is centered around bird faced urn and bandage healing, and he has an upgraded apotheosis?

[@haloplayer9855]

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX that's funny because he was so OP in that run it didn't make a difference

[@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom]

the beef rant makes me think about my college roommate who only bought preformed patties and broke them up to make taco beef every time

[@chrisbendross6229]

absolutely rancid behavior

[@neptwo9563]

I'm always amazed by how interesting anything he says sounds like. It's like he's spreading the word of God but actually he's talking about chicken

[@andrewdant2780]

"I can't deal enough damage" -guy who refuses to dualcast a lightning orb

[@HtesGames]

Skipping 2 bonfires to remove an ethereal curse with minimal downside is craaaazy 24:35

[@CrackedCommie]

the crazy bones thing makes me think of my grandpa who collected marbles that he won from other kids and kept them his whole life, and he had won so many that each of us grandchildren got a jar of marbles as a bit of memorabilia when he died, and he had a lot of grandchildren

[@griffvideoman]

this is some great CrackedCommie lore

[@TheamazingBRwrestler]

Ordering is skuffed - released 17 before 16 clear, now 19 before 18 clear :(

[@bilbobaggins2401]

Don’t cry about it, embrace it

[@retro5945]

Bro we were there we know 😂

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

You wouldn't understand..

[@Khepriem]

Two Spire videos on the same day? We're blessed boys!

[@IAMTHEJUGGERNATE]

This episode release order is as crazy as taking the option to upgrade all cards and turn off healing when you already have apotheosis and a potion for upgrading cards and a power deck with bird faced urn...

[@IronOctopus89]

NL losing his shit about burgers…I’m here for it.

[@TheCrybn]

Oh baby a double.

[@sirevilmustache9567]

The 'children aren't fed in Europe when they're over at a friend's' discourse almost sent me to my fucking grave, speaking as a European. Shit was exclusively Americans whose entire knowledge of Europe came from, like, two tweets total.

[@theepicone8996]

Upload Ascension 17 winning run before Ascension 16 Upload Ascension 16 winning run Immediately after upload a run on Ascension 19, Ascension 18 nowhere to be found Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Slay The Spire himself

[@OhLookItsDavid]

He’s so much better when chats not yapping 😩

[@rieder990]

16:18 double the plot twist and give it to the next guy

[@magebomba318]

Lmfao I was about to post about the poor guy in jail and dying laughing about the ‘not because of the crazy bones stuff tho’

[@shcottam]

How blessed can one be? Two slay the spire videos in one day!

[@elliotreid7401]

"Not for the Crazy Bones stuff", haha. I think Biased Cognition might actually be a trap in Frost builds. Without enough Lightning to do damage, it's putting you on a clock without substantially improving your offense to finish the fight.

[@Dangerous1939]

biased cog is always a bait in long fights without core surge

[@JLinusVanPelt]

The beef tangent was magnificent [5:57]

[@Cyberian_Khatru]

The "fuck you, dude..." was so sincere

[@dolphinbj1629]

Crazy Bones mention gave me a catastrophic childhood flashback that left me googling characters and pointing at the screen going "I had that one" to nobody.

[@sonofhades57]

It's kinda startling just how much better the bespoke KZbin content is since chat isn't there to induce NL into mocking tangents because he constitutionally can't resist their bait.

[@bubbad5502]

You have made the mistake of thinking this is a gaming channel, this is a banter channel with light notes of gaming

[@DogdaySunrise]

Double Slay the Spire! Put it in my veins!

[@AleutianSailor]

Two NL STS videos back to back is like winning the lottery and then winning the lottery again.

[@MCPanda6969]

Two StS videos within two hours of each other?! We are blessed this day

[@windwally]

me when i finish a northernlion slay the spire video and theres another northernlion slay the spire video

[@yourboy9236]

Feels good

[@LimonDaemon]

Praise be, two NL Slay the Spire videos in one day

[@HA_FI]

9:20 We don't do diet here, we do zero instead.

[@VoidicHerald]

The egg brought the SMOKE today. Cooking from the first rant

[@frosty731731]

“I’m not fucking with this, why don’t you just kill me” - things you can’t say in a job interview

[@jetbean9157]

There’s a line for grilled chicken everyday at my dining hall it’s pretty good

[@nicoruppert4207]

SALYING TWO SPIRES IN ONE DAY?! I'm in heaven!

[@theflaffywaffe]

the biased cognition play against the champ was such a disastrous throw

[@Shymain]

i'm genuinely astounded that crazy bones were a thing when NL was a kid! i grew up in South Africa and they were really big ~2009-2012. i have so many crazy bones stories like the ones NL told lmao people got heated over that shit

[@aydenstewart2897]

Chicken pasta argument was valid

[@joshuaharrison8963]

Grilled chicken breast is the ultimate skill test.

[@DrPlaidShorts]

+1000 for the baked chicken take, people around me tell me I'm crazy for not loving baked chicken

[@JLinusVanPelt]

DOUBLE FEATURE

[@flippinhoo]

It's nice that he still mouses over relics so people who aren't as versed can see what they do.

[@gooseum]

why is bro so mad about people making their own burgers lmaoooo the strawmen rly got him today

[@jeremiemordor7821]

If you truly believe there’s a 30 seconds window where a baked chicken doesn’t taste like a shoe, you can’t bake a fucking chicken.

[@MomirsLabTech]

3:59 me participating in a Magic the Gathering Vintage draft opening a Black Lotus in my pack

[@jumblebeejax]

He's grilled chicken pilled we are so fucking back

[@MsRmart999]

NL going off on the biggest strawman over his frozen burgers

[@renaissanceman1554]

Insane take on chicken stock

[@tylerbennett-s6z]

My grandma and my mom taught me how to cook and you had me dying with the food commentary.

[@summersubstructures]

All right. Baking to 165 isn't necessary - look it up. Killing pathogens is a function of time. 165 - instant, 150 - 45 seconds. Dry brine your chicken breast, cook it to 150, and let it rest a few minutes. Juicy and tasty.

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

Brother it's a function of time _and_ temperature, often with a temperature minimum. It also depends on what exactly you're cooking because different pathogens will die at different temperatures.

[@bloodcottoncandy]

People who despises chicken has never been to Asia.

[@HolyDeviant1]

Grilled chicken is the lord of budget eating - it goes well with almost anything else you get on a budget, makes FANTASTIC leftovers, takes any goddamn sauce you throw at it, is easy to make, hard to fuck up, it is perhaps the single best menu item for a bachelor. Grilled chicken, mashed potato, and some steamed veggies with some light butter and salt and pepper? That's a cheap, filling, and tasty meal, man! It's good! Great, even!

[@Wolf_ManJack]

People who talk shit about food on Twitter project serious "saw Binging with Babish at a formative age and think store-bought food is for proles" vibes Can't order a pizza over the phone without crying, can't make one at home without setting off the smoke detector

[@Gabu_]

@@Wolf_ManJack Brother, we all ARE the proletariat.

[@Wolf_ManJack]

@@Gabu_ Nah I haven't let any Russian economy cultists gaslight me into thinking some deadbeat philosophy major invented sharing, I'm just a normal cashier

[@Gabu_]

@@Wolf_ManJack 'murican moment. Feels good to not be born in the USA

[@seankenny174]

You get in to a tennis club by starting your own. Bam

[@Geselle07]

The 35 +/- 10 Arc was so true, holy damn he mastered demographics

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

Hooooolyyyy man. I was actually craving more STS right as I finished today's first upload. Suuuuuper stoked egg father.

[@alexandergooding4860]

Ngl he ironically made that burger mix sound like it would slap

[@krisztianszabo9052]

2:46 me in university when asked to write a dynamic programming algorithm

[@TheItachikiller]

pro tip for getting out of that MIL favorite food trap: try something else and exclaim it's even better than the other thing, compliment how far along she's come in these years, boom new dish every christmas

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

Marinading chicken breast in italian dressing then gilling it is one of the best forms of flesh one can consume

[@badmuji463]

Come for the Spire, stay for the life advice

[@daemonherreavlosare]

The streamline upgrade over transforming a strike or defend hurts to watch

[@rynjp]

1:40 Wall street bros on their first day of work

[@vultdylan]

55 damage 55 block 55 focus 55 dexterity 55 strength 55

[@nicoruppert4207]

I feel like chat makes him play worse

[@Malcador-TWOM]

Hey, hot tip for people wanting to have juicy baked chicken. 400 degrees for 15 minutes from frozen, check middle, put back in if needed and check every 10 minutes

[@MomirsLabTech]

Chicken thighs are underappreciated fr. Always juicy no matter how bad you are at cooking.

[@chrisa.2323]

Took dozens of seconds to find out if this was a stream clipped episode or not

[@tashabrown9887]

When you have demon key its sometimes better to skip chests, you can also tell the rarity of the relic by how fancy the chest is before you open it.

[@ivannolan]

Me crying watching as nl doesnt go left on the when he could have got a free super elite his 10 minutes run

[@Jamesisthename17]

I knew this would be loss after 5 min because the banter but I stayed anyways for the banter

[@aarong9128]

Truely a blessed moment

[@SHAWNJX]

23:45 all for one -

[@Chogborts]

The text discussion did not mention the forbidden tech that is intentionally misspelling your initial messahe in order to trojan horse a second message later on when you find convenient

[@Chogborts]

*message

[@Theiupsilon]

@@Chogborts +3

[@iamzsdawgy]

Been a few years since i heard the japchae anecdote

[@throwscats]

OK but if you roast chicken instead of baking it--and especially if you dry brine it first--then that is actually fire. It won't be like a shoe at all if you know how to prep and cook it.

[@Gnim_Rodd]

10/10 commentary on this one

[@GiantBUThead]

Nah brother really hit us with the yap episode.

[@davidballantyne4492]

Was previously unaware of the chicken discourse. It's also insane, of course, who the hell doesn't like roast chicken?

[@SkiddlyDoo]

I don't think I've thought about crazy bones since I was 10. That's nuts.

[@alicem0227]

"Grilled chicken is innocent"

[@biglootums5243]

Not me coming directly to this video from Kenji video

[@stevennoble6205]

hahah hell yeah with the crazybonez!

[@fellthekerl]

Holy hell crazy bones mention

[@mattp12]

2:49 me in the learn to code class

[@redbeardthechemist5375]

Oh what a day. Two StS in such a short time.

[@Chrisdagod_]

I wish these were denoted as stream vods vs og KZbin vids but I’m still loving every minute of it Jerry

[@ceriellis1090]

NL are you wild? The fat on the top is full of the gelatine and collagen, it's the best bit of the stock

[@232mumboy]

I think he meant the scum.

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

I thought the fat on the top was full of fat

[@1senhart]

I mix garlic powder and onion flakes and soy sauce into lean beef and it slaps

[@JordanRA]

Our lion is cooked, yet another missing episode 😂

[@MrTDWfan]

WE ARE SO BLESSED