Duolingo Repeatedly Insults Matsuri (Hololive) [English Subbed]

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

If you put このへんで終わります into google translate, it really says it ends in this hell.

[@Double-Negative]

If you use the kanji for へん it translates (mostly) correctly. weird

[@hardave]

and thats why you use deepL instead

[@ollievirus6695]

@@hardave So it translate it to "I'm done here" DeepL and Google Translate are both bad, lol

[@hardave]

@@ollievirus6695 deepL gives a few alternatives including "I'll end it here" and the 4 options it gives me all have the same basic meaning where google throws a random word in there that makes a very different sentence

[@Kougeru]

@@hardave DeepL does off the rails very often as well. A lot of people don't realize this because they don't know Japanese to begin with. Both are awful very often. Always. Cross reference. If the result is very different between both then something very wrong

[@benardlowe]

Matsuri did small mistake in writing Duolingo: acceptable Matsuri did well in vocal part Duolingo: No

[@benardlowe]

though, She pronounced water "warer" or something, somehow duolingo accepted it

[@wessltov]

It seems to be really strict on the vowels

[@ミママメミマーモイミモアミママ]

Doulingo: No Matsuri: no Doulingo: N O

[@Grimmwoldds]

@@ミママメミマーモイミモアミママ Matsuri is god. Doulingus: Yes

[@elliot_rat]

duolingo logic

[@wessltov]

Matsuri: "It's crazy how long the word is when its written form is so short" Kanji: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Graatand]

The power of x

[@dayved5508]

@@Graatand 1 letter 2 syllables

[@JasperTV]

Well English can have 4 or even 5 characters create a single syllable. On average, English is “longer”

[@PhoenixClank]

@@JasperTV I think comparing just syllables isn't quite fair here. Consider "strengths": it's a pretty long word, but only one syllable. But I think it's justified being that long, because it contains a lot more phonemes than Japanese syllables allow. Transcribed into Katakana it would be something like ストレングズス.

[@retrictumrectus1010]

Me: Looking at Ina's family name (one stroke but 4 syllables).

[@WAEVOICE]

“Cofee”- close enough “Coffe”- ❌ Calling shenanigans on Duolingo.

[@pokeperson1000]

I thought it was because she didn't add a comma. but i'm probably wrong.

[@namensklauer]

Did you mean "Covfefe"?

[@elitefdc2171]

Duolingo have pretty lax typo.

[@blazingkite8983]

I think "Cofee" gets a pass because reading that verbally, has no difference from the correct version, it's only failing grammatically but not verbally whereas "Coffe" would be pronounced "Co - fe" instead of "Co - fii"

[@PhoenixClank]

@@blazingkite8983 In my intuition the 'e' at the end of "Coffe" is silent, so it would be pronounced "Coff".

[@Sl4wt3r]

"Its crazy how long the word is when it's written form is so short" That's how I feel every time I see kanji

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Konnichiwa -> hello Japan pls

[@TheScholesie09]

こんにちは 5 letters exactly the same.

[@Sora_ksgn]

@@Ole_Rasmussen tbf, konnichiwa actually means more like "good day" but its usually just translated to hello/hi.

[@HudaefCares]

Afaic kanji is like emojis, it's a bunch of drawings where I have to guess the meaning, and sometimes (most of the time) I'm surprised at what it means.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

@@Sora_ksgn Yes, this is basic knowledge, but who says "good day"? Some posh Brits? Not really that relevant. "Hello" is a better translation. It's also the one Duolingo uses.

[@nolanjuaire]

3:29 sounds totally fluent at first

[@tadpole9264]

Bro wait it took me a few listens to realize I wasnt reading subtitles and that she said that in english

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Hnnnnng she's so good at throwing cute tantrums.

[@ex_potato]

Only Nenechi tantrums are cuter. Aqua tantrums are almost as cute

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@ex_potato Haachama too. And Ollie, although those also have a lot of painful ear-blessings.

[@Aizekku]

Duolingo: "No." Matsuri: "ノ" Duolingo: "No! 😠"

[@CosmicFrenzy]

"It ends in this hell." As expected of God.

[@hendeyjagger7489]

There are even ads like that in Japan, man. "I do literally nothing and I still get 5 million yen per day!"

[@davidh8271]

This girl plays videogames all day and makes 5 million yen, see how you can too!

[@SophiteSomewhere]

Somehow it sounds like a light novel title...

[@hendeyjagger7489]

@@SophiteSomewhere the best title is Though Young People Recoil From Entering the Black Magic Industry, I Found Its Treatment of Employees Quite Good When I Entered It, and the President and Familiar Are Cute Too So Everything Is Awesome

[@SophiteSomewhere]

@@hendeyjagger7489 Wait, is that real?

[@hendeyjagger7489]

@@SophiteSomewhere yes. It's ecchi. A LOT of ecchi

[@emoboywill]

Bruh the “your bed” guy even blew a kiss. Matsuri was right to assume lewdness lmao

[@ruebuh]

Hello. Evrynyan.

[@w110w0]

Oh my gah!

[@g-man1440]

Fukin Azumanga daioh xD

[@YungCuzz]

Uh, I wish I were a bahdo!

[@alvito2362]

Nande Anta Eigo Shabeteru?

[@Justino__]

Musume Amerika Yuki no desu

[@blazingkite8983]

duolingo: your bed Matsuri: is he inviting me to bed? *Never change Matsuri, never change*

[@burokkori8684]

The dude blows a heart after, i think doulingo is shrimping for Matsuri

[@kunnykuni]

Matsuri walks into a bar Waitress : "What will it be, mam ?" Matsuri : "I want a cof-feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Pretty please"

[@BrJPGameplay]

"the word is so smol, why the saying so big?" Says the japanese

[@cye2310]

Try being a filipino

[@steakman4691]

@@cye2310 No thanks

[@Enchanter144]

@@cye2310 I am

[@reijinvyskra1759]

@@cye2310 Hahahaha. Nakakapagpabagabag

[@T33K3SS3LCH3N]

Japanese: "Wow 'excuse' is such a short written word but so much to pronounce!" Also Japanese: "Why yes of course you can write Kokorozashi in a single character."

[@danielantony1882]

You can? Must be a really rare kanji.

[@sphygo]

Dang that's a big one

[@Archedgar]

@@sphygo That's what she said !

[@Newtination]

@@danielantony1882 Nah - 志 is very interesting actually, one of only 3 five-mora in everyday reading. It means something along the lines 'aspirations' or 'intention'. It's a pretty interesting kanji. It's the nominalization of the verb 'kokorozasu' and it absorbs okurigana turning it into a four-mora to a five-mora.

[@VVayVVard]

​@@danielantony1882 It's 志, meaning 'ambition' or 'aspiration' etc. It's actually really common. You see it everywhere in novels and manga. Another similarly compact word (using a common kanji) is 承る, read as 'uketamawaru', which is keigo for 'to listen' / 'to understand'.

[@faralteezee4474]

Japanese: * attempts communication with foreigner * Foreigner: Whatchu say boutma mamma!?

[@rd_ctrlr5311]

Matsuri is _so_ cute when she's being silly. That "Co*ffeeeeeeeeeee*" bit just got me laughing at how adorable she is

[@Tachtzehn]

" _It ends in this hell_ " "Excuse me, what?" " _It ends in this hell_ " Matsuri: *launches ALL the nukes*

[@navc8522]

Matsuri joins Joel in nuking Norway.

[@DarkarThanBlack]

Matsuri being cute. That's like half of her streams. The other half is being lewd.

[@kunnykuni]

Matsuri : "Is my voice weird ?" Me : "Humans and machines cannot fathom the word of god"

[@RadicalGaming1000]

"I am God! No NEET" - God 2021

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

She really got the word god down there.

[@IDenne]

Sentence: no Matsuri: *fails* Me: you had one job...

[@Kiryuuin_]

5:55 she just resumed the feeling of learning kanji

[@danielantony1882]

Bruh, the stretch is real . Kanji aren't letters XD

[@viniciusnishiyama704]

5:47 she thinks that because she didn't watch the cartoon of the legend of Zelda yet! "Excuuuuse mee, Princess!"

[@keithsweetfeld2663]

Hearing her speaking while learning English is really adorable 😊❤

[@redgeoblaze3752]

2:30 is the best part. I love it when translators put little flares in to the subtitles.

[@goldendraxy2917]

“I am god, not Neet” *Memories from Isekai Smartphone light novel*

[@Equinox1066]

Lol

[@kidfox3971]

I like how a Japanese person can hear the word and then still immediately go "Yeah I'm just gonna put an o at the end of that".

[@E4439Qv5]

It's a product of their "alphabet" being syllabary. There aren't very many consonant sounds ending Japanese words, especially compared to _Ingurishu._

[@bhull242]

For the record, “o” is only used if the word ends in T or D. Usually, they’d put “u” at the end, like “stoppu”, but the kana corresponding to “tu” and “du” are pronounced “tsu” and “zu”, respectively, so they go with “to” or “do” instead. But yeah, except N, the Japanese language doesn’t have any solo consonants, so they aren’t used to ending a word in a consonant. For English, it’d be like trying to pronounce a word that starts with “ng”.

[@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023]

Fking nguyen I’m still gonna pronounce that blasted name as “NG-oo-yen”

[@abarette_]

I like how an English person can hear the word and then still immediately go "Yeah I'm just gonna put a w at the end of that".

[@kidfox3971]

@@abarette_ I have no idea what you're talking about

[@katiekawaii]

3:00 her pronunciation was great on that "tea and sushi" line

[@bhull242]

6:06 For English speakers, it may seem like she’s exaggerating, but if you were to use katakana to write “excuse”, it’d be like “エクスキュヅ”, which, when transliterated into the Roman alphabet, would be “ekusukyuzu”.

[@fezeltroyard468]

5:50 ???? EXCUSE ME MATSURI YOU DARE SAY THAT WHEN JAPANESE HAVE "KANJI"

[@matalacol2487]

To be fair I imagine she’s thinking of it as “エクスキューズ”, the romanization of which would be “Ekusukyuuzu”, which is pretty damn long

[@abadenoughdude300]

If she thinks this is long she needs to see German words.

[@deamon6681]

@@abadenoughdude300 The words just get long because you can chain nouns together, but there is no funny business about how long or short they sound when spoken.

[@abadenoughdude300]

@@deamon6681 I know, just pointing there're actually long words out there, "excuse" is nothing.

[@ChargeQM]

But Kanji can be composed of like 15 or more strokes. That's also big.

[@CpnGame]

(Matsuri walks into a Starbucks) "COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE!" "... ... Pretty sure you've had plenty."

[@Crossark1]

"One more time," was spot on!

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

If Matsuri thought "excuse" was a long English word, wait until she discovers the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".

[@Majima_Nowhere]

Hearing her reference Nekomiya Hinata was surreal, she was one of the Vtubers I watched before Hololive. Actually, it was Hinata and Pekora's collab that introduced me to hololive.

[@scootchstudios]

Duolingo: Neat Matsuri: NEET?! Me: Well yes, but actually no

[@onreload]

her voice at 7:01 is something else

[@MikayaAkyo]

One thing seems to be an unwritten rule in Hololive-Duolingo streams. Everyone bullies and doubts Hinata. Also; "Your Bed" Matsuri: YABE! is he inviting me to bed?!" Polka: *insults entire Omaruza about their single beds and small rooms while talking proudly about her queen sized bed and big room*

[@GoldenThunderbolt]

Thank you for this clip, I couldn't watch this live :c

[@サミ-u8e]

it's archived

[@ShadowHwkX7]

1:07 Well, if you think about it. God is a NEET since he is always in Heaven and never leaves. Always staying in there watching us like Television.

[@yamagawa9830]

"Neat" Matsuri: Neet? Me: Nib!

[@LuizFelipe-lk1hs]

cofee? coffe? covfefe?

[@iammaxis]

What a blasphemy against god itself!

[@haydenuwu]

"Neat" = "NEET". More reason for me to keep my room messy, DAD!

[@UnsoberIdiot]

5:00 WTF was that voice?

[@bn_alaghbari]

robocco dayo

[@TiberianFiend]

"Oh, they're the same." Welcome to English.

[@Usaji_]

1:38 my ears are bleading

[@chrisdray5325]

Duolingo: Gives sample sentence Matsuri: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

[@nottsoserious]

Duo really went hard, telling matsuri that she's a NEET, and she'll never get a part time job, and that she should sell her body to make money.

[@yamiplua]

6:42 extremely blessed giggles melted my heart

[@GippyHappy]

"is my voice weird?!" 😂

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

"it ends in this hell" is possibly the most terrifying thing a language program can spit out

[@jdcreep5394]

Well her no is too cute

[@user-fe4nm6se1i]

Google: Our neural network AI can even learn alien languages. Google translate:

[@jaq_frost]

Duolingo himself tries to challenge GOD!

[@samuelgrant7000]

The cof feeeeee killed me.

[@MichaelAruba]

Its funny that the girls usually comment on how weird English spelling is. At least in English when learning to write, people say "sound it out" to try and help with the spelling. When I tried to learn Kanji it was "just fucking memorize it shit-breath" and then "got that one? Good, only 1999 more to go"

[@Ockerlord]

As a non-native english speaker (german), I can assure you that english spelling is just insane. When you have the hiragana for the readings of a kanji, you know exactly how it pronounced. (except for pitch accent of course) Seeing an english word spelled on the other hand is nearly useless in comparison lol ^^

[@daruma56563]

7:01 Matsuri's seducing voice.

[@Starze]

"It ends in this hell" came out of nowhere lmao

[@JM_Tushe]

Matsuri is my happy pill. ü

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“Mat-Pog-Can-Be-So-Adorable-Pog” Cute The Better Mat

[@xelz5975]

Matsuri: IM GOD Duolingo: NO

[@RockSolitude]

Matsuri's normal/calm/low voice is really seiso

[@lyconxero457]

I love Matsuri’s new model! She finally looks HD!

[@TheNightsWolfYT]

If I was forced to learn and in any kind of _learning_ environment, you can bet I’m just gonna memorize and forget like 80-90% of what I’ve learned

[@PureFlakes]

5:00 man that text to speech sounds weirdly aggressive and hostile.

[@weebtrash1400]

Matsuri: "It's crazy how long the word is when it's written form is so short" Me: *Looks at kanjis*

[@benjiusofficial]

It's like she's never heard of 誤り, 承る, 志, 詔, or the obscure ones like 盡, 霸, 蜚

[@shou4465]

@@benjiusofficial 鬱 is the kanji for depression, and that just looks like a block lol

[@nmxsanchez]

Neeto?!

[@shubashubashubas]

my fucking heart with her laughs at the beginning

[@udonenjoyer4264]

3:20 and here I thought there is double F in coffee.

[@IveDives]

There is .... idk why they let it pass.;_;

[@ZuraJura]

how can you even fuck up "no" only with GOD

[@latersgator]

Duolingo is very inaccurate on vocal. That's why she gets it wrong, same thing happens to me though I pronounced well. Believe in yourself lol.

[@bitdw-]

she's so cute

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please! You're God demands it.

[@destinyparadox5479]

Matsuri: "Your bed" Me: "Yes, my bad"

[@Jorzn84]

My God is so cute

[@domokonichiwaver.5991]

God in her work time😍

[@justmalfu]

duolingo: "nope, i don't accept cute accent"

[@emoaf8555]

Matsuri writes: Coffee,please! Duolingo teacher: All correct.

[@LuckySevens255]

It clearly mistook Matsuri for King Arthur and demanded a shrubbery

[@BulborbStan]

Japanese to English duolingo has all these features, while English to Japanese duolingo is barebones. I guess weebs don't bring in the big bucks.

[@elitefdc2171]

To fair Japanese is more about writing. While in English you have same words with different pronounciation.

[@vera-bb1bu]

Walking dead fan i see..

[@CyAn187]

She awakened her god complex...

[@leetfrogcat]

NEET. You are welcome. Bye Duolingo is savage

[@yotsuba0129]

4:55 "Nandeyanen?" Cute Osaka Dialect

[@DustinB855]

Matsuri's eyes are mesmerizing everything I watch her avatar that's all I can pay attention to lol

[@makushla-x8r]

The cutest bite that i ever heard

[@CascadianPatriotII]

"Neat"/"NEET" Gotta love multilingual homonyms. 4:13 Which just reminded me to pour myself some now! ☕

[@DragonPanda4]

I am very impressed

[@Journey22405]

“Sell” what does it mean. That right there is the entire issue with duolingo summed up in 1 sentence,

[@dianaf1902]

What's funny is that when learning japanese for me, I noticed nearly everyone had a dislike for blue clothes lol

[@AceTheMM]

The first five seconds are fucking gold. Ha- Hello...! Ah- uh- ouh... Bye...! Bye ja nai...!

[@stemnekuro]

Otsukaresama

[@faxd3448]

i just realized how many words english and japanese share, i'm surprised the language is so damn hard even with that fact

[@roberte.o.speedwagon2999]

1:06 Isekai protagonists

[@wh.n]

2:33 immeasureable sadness

[@user-lj8yq9vs8t]

today I learned how a new word -- cofee

[@GameCyborgCh]

3:17 hold up, that's not how you write coffee

[@mm-ck8ek]

ニートからのバイトの流れクッソワロタwwww

[@camerons.8322]

Matsuri's laughter gives me life.