THE BOY NEXT DOOR BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@dougdeveloper8850]

Your original review of this was hilarious. I remember Korey saying and I’m paraphrasing, “how long into this teaching job until she realizes, hey, I’m way too hot for this shit!” 😂😂😂

[@TheHodgePod20]

Never thought they would do a bad movie review of this 😆

[@alejandrogonzalez00]

Exactly that’s almost word for word of what he said in that original review I also recall the part where he said “I’d give her 6 to 7 days until they fire her cause ain’t nobody learning a damn thing from her” it was something like that 😅

[@jakobmata7011]

"A 19 year old" "But he looked 30" "Shut Up"

[@davidcarty7584]

I'm the opposite, I'm a 30 year old guy that looks. 19

[@chemykal]

LOL I remember this crazy movie! That "boy" looked like he had a couple of kids himself.

[@AO-bl7cc]

They didn't even try to use makeup or CGI to hide that 5 oclock shadow either. I guess this was before the Snyder Justice League movie. Maybe the tech didn't exist back then...

[@Bigedub101]

​@@AO-bl7ccnaw they was cheap,

[@chemykal]

@AO-bl7cc No, the tech probably didn't exist. The scene when he walks into class wearing a cardigan I thought he looked like another teacher or a substitute.

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@AO-bl7cc19 year olds have 5 o clock shadows

[@trinaq]

Ryan Guzman presenting Jennifer Lopez with a FIRST edition of "The Illad" is the most ridiculous thing in an overall stupid movie, since it dates back to the 8th Century, BC.

[@strawhataddison]

Lol, and since they didnt print books back then it would have been actually hand-written by Homer😆

[@jdrvargo287]

​@strawhataddison Bet it was autographed too.😂

[@erikaarnold4780]

Embarrassing 🫥

[@erikaarnold4780]

@@strawhataddison😂😂😂

[@AO-bl7cc]

@@strawhataddison They didn't even use paper back then either, or hardcovers. Amazing. LOL

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

The "boy" next door reminds me of the senior high school class in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man..they all looked like they were in their mid-to-late 20's!

[@gcolbyp]

This movie is hilariously bad from the casting alone. Not just casting a 27 year old man as “19” year old high school student, but also J. Lo as an English teacher who teaches classical literature 😂 43:00 Also didn’t know Adam Hicks from Zeke & Luther and Lemonade Mouth was in this 😂

[@thedarkemissary]

To be fair, she's 50 playing a 30 year old. So, he can be 30 playing anything over 10.

[@gcolbyp]

@@thedarkemissaryTrue but Jennifer Lopez looks young enough to where I can kinda buy it, not Ryan Guzman.

[@sonicjrjr14]

She played a teacher in Jack. Why is her playing a teacher now unbelievable?

[@Bigedub101]

​@@sonicjrjr14they say she's too fine to he a teacher but I seen fine ass girls at lots of different jobs

[@gcolbyp]

@@sonicjrjr14I don’t think using Jack is probably a good example 😂

[@JinxSanity]

The plot would had been more convincing if someone like Tom Holland had been cast, he can easily pass for a high school student/near college.

[@Jay3up]

Honestly with a premise like this they should have just made the guy in the story be underage instead of waving it away and saying he’s 20. It just feels like they explicitly made sure to mention that he’s legal as to not make JLo a sex offender

[@kennethbryant5819]

Also, more believable that he'd pull Jennifer Lopez.

[@Bigedub101]

​@@Jay3upThats what they did to make her seem innocent

[@kyoki86]

​@@kennethbryant5819naw no way ppl would buy that Tom Holland could pull JLo no way he doesn't even look like a teenager, he looks 12

[@fightingmedialounge519]

​@@kyoki86 let's not get carried away here.

[@BabySpiegel]

This is a Lifetime movie but with a bigger budget

[@theaccolade6533]

Funny enough the Lifetime network sometimes airs this movie on their network so in a way even Lifetime agrees. Oddly enough this was a box office success grossing $53.4M on a $4M budget

[@rommix0]

​@@theaccolade6533A box office succeed yet forgotten by so many people over the year. If people do remember it is not because it's good.

[@BabySpiegel]

@@theaccolade6533 why am I not surprised that Lifetime actually airs this? 😂

[@Bigedub101]

​@@theaccolade6533Of course it was, it came out when Blum house was dumping out movies and on that 50 shades of Grey crowd

[@Brandon-rt4pp]

@@theaccolade6533This movie having a $4M budget is easily the least surprising thing about it. J.Lo made this entirely because she really needed the money, and 2013’s _Parker_ didn’t exactly make waves at the box office. (And she’s genuinely very good in that film…but the script doesn’t integrate its two protagonists’ plots well, so it plays like a two-part miniseries that’s been merged into a Film Product).

[@ninjosh7]

"I wanna come home, Claire" sounds exactly like Neil Breen

[@billycheezburg]

14:48 that “bullshit” took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@blackmagician7645]

When Chenoweth brought up cookies in the kitchen. Jlo looked like she was about to turn into Carol from The Walking Dead.😂

[@jerramaurice7836]

Her character sound almost jealous of J-Lo’s character cause she had a family and didn’t have to try hard to be confident. While Vicky try so hard like the way Noah put yet more in a insulting regardless he wasn’t bullshitin’ about it

[@kingMadnus]

I always thought this movie was problematic. They are going to try and make a woman who clearly sexually abused one of her students a victim.

[@rommix0]

It was close to when #MeToo happened. Back then it would've really gotten swept under the rug because "only men were r**ists" and other bs like that. I'm glad those times are over.

[@Jay3up]

Yep even thought they make sure to state that the guy is of legal age because god forbid you make j-lo look like a sex offender it’s still f up do due the teacher student dynamic

[@danavixen6274]

This is why Notes on a Scandal is waaaaaay better! At least, instead of glamorizing a teenaged student seducing his grown married teacher, the married teacher (Cate Blanchett) is RIGHTFULLY dragged. His mom almost gave her a beat down for that mess.

[@SpringBlingThing]

@@danavixen6274yes!! that was such a good movie, that depicts this topic in the way it should be. It’s not erotic like the jlo movie tries to make it out to be. NOAS shows how gross, dark, disturbing and wrong this situation actually is in real life.

[@danavixen6274]

@@SpringBlingThing Glad you enjoyed it as well! Superb acting from the cast! ❤️

[@erikbyrge2024]

2:00 Sounds about right Korey 3:45 Bad Soup Opera Opening 5:04 PSA on Drugs 6:17 Claire I want to come home! 8:05 Busted Face! 9:15 Joker Car! 10:15 Billy Brooks Laughs next Door Lopez Hates Cookies! 10:47 I smell Cheating Cookies 13:35 BullCrap Alert!🚨 16:37 See Anything you like 18:26 I see you J-Lo 19:15 Stupid Noah! 20:32 no I can't have sex 21:50 Nice Abs 23:46 Sweet Every Guy don't want hear that! 26:37 Evil Side Noah! 26:57 Look is the Cookie monster 33:13 Stalker Drive 34:12 Kevin You're Next! 34:56 Swing at nothing! 35:55 Jackwagon! 37:55 You better do it Girl! 39:09 Here's your Reward! 40:17 Get out Everybody! 41:46 Not Bully Game 43:05 Do better than that Idoit 44:22 beat you to the Punch Chump! 46:15 You SOB 49:22 Real Terrior! 50:35 kaboom! 51:45 he's Crazy 53:24 Clare don't push him with the Fire 55:23 Wild Coyote Death! 56:49 Right on Martin

[@viewmaster617]

54:41 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AO-bl7cc]

@@viewmaster617 51:51 The unintentional comedy of that flashback had me rolling.

[@auron130]

Well done. Thank you.

[@RestingCatNipFace]

Bless you

[@robpagenkopf5829]

Him giving her a “first edition” of The Iliad he found at a garage sale is hilarious. I have to imagine some intern was told to grab any old book they could find, and they picked that without thinking twice.

[@alfje5492]

"They just didn't care"

[@Kmadden2004]

Oh thank god, I literally just came to the comments section to bring that point up. 😂 I know it’s such a pedantic, nit-picky point to get hung up on, but my classics-studying ass just won’t let it slide. And one tiny little dialogue change would have fixed it: “it’s a first edition *of your favourite translation*”

[@Danton1990]

Got her a first edition ten commandments too 😂

[@alfje5492]

@@Danton1990 Is that the one that still had 15 commandments?

[@AO-bl7cc]

They could have made that scene funny, like in Star Trek 6 when the Klingon general says "Hamlet was better in it's original language, Klingon."

[@LARKXHIN]

If they just let him be college age or a new teacher, it could work!

[@alexanderthegreat5649]

He was... he was actually 20 not a minor, they weren't going to have J-Lo be completely in the wrong! It was only "wrong" because she ended up being his teacher but not *illegal* Technically the only wrong she committed was the power dynamic like a boss sleeping with a subordinate.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

​@@alexanderthegreat5649 her other issue was that she was still married and wanted to fix her relationship with her husband.

[@XFS540]

Man, Korey had me rolling on the floor doing his bully breakdown of The Wiz 🤣

[@omarsbp03]

In that cookie scene, her face looked like that painting on the wall 28:40 😂

[@LARKXHIN]

The bully criticism at 43:00 😂

[@AO-bl7cc]

I don't know why, but that bully getting a straight up kick to the gut was too funny the way it unfolded.

[@warhammerguy]

The movie where an adult sleeps with a minor and the movie desperately tries to convince you that the minor is the villain.

[@CaramelKittyKat]

He was 20, but yes, still power dynamic shift.

[@joseramirez7629]

The chance to eat J.Lo’s cookies? I’d risk it for her.

[@Tony2-Dirty]

Not only that, the movie tries to convince you the minor is a minor.

[@roscowbrown3937]

The dude was clearly pushing himself on her, she tried to end the situation afterwards, and then he started terrorizing her family, jeopardizing her career, and killing people… But the only aspect that matters is that he was a minor and therefore was clearly the victim

[@CocainBuzz]

20 isn't being a minor lol

[@michaelstrong5383]

Ryan Guzman went on to be on the 9-1-1 show. So at least, his career is doing a little better.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Billy laughing is the highlight of these bad movie reviews

[@aladynamedSusan]

It's everything 😂😂😂😂

[@JaxBlade]

23:48 Martin's response made me cackle cause I could see it xD

[@Knight622ny]

"STOP FOLLOWING ME!" "I'm not following you. I live next door." Hahahahahaha

[@blackmagician7645]

12:10 She gonna check for the scent of cookie dough or for yeast.😂

[@BlackArtistik]

"Dicks-Ahoy!" holy shit 💀💀💀

[@paradisecity0406able]

Korey almost had Billy's laughter in the intro

[@mckill85]

"I wanna come home Claire....please let me come home..." said with zero conviction...lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@Omar-wq9dz]

I still remember the original review on DT back when the movie first came out

[@icedcapplord710]

Ryan Guzman playing a high school student was about as believable as Tom Welling apparently being like 16 in Smallville S1 lol Guy has the energy of those people who peaked in high school coming back to the football field, jobless at age 32 to relive the good old days

[@Merinkous]

At least for Smallville he's supposed to be Superman so looking older and more buff for his age could work. But for this film, there is no plausible deniability, lol

[@EdgeO419]

Tom welling legit look older then most of the teachers on that show

[@Merinkous]

@@EdgeO419 😭

[@AO-bl7cc]

While earning a correspondance degree in Business Administration at Bishop Sycamore

[@robertwild9447]

Clark was actually supposed to be 14 at the start of Smallville, even though Tom Welling was in his mid 20s 😂

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

The thumbnail is hilarious 😂

[@AO-bl7cc]

The epi-pen eye stab and the mini-van flashback had me laughing so hard.

[@chyannaturner9110]

Billys laugh is a national treasure!!!!😅😅

[@tinotica]

Speaking of J-lo, hope they eventually review “Gigli”

[@emmanuelmarti7301]

Gigli was really bad, it had the potential to be a good movie if they hadn't written such a ridiculous script or given bad dialogue for the actors in the film alone. Thank God that Al Pacino had only a few minutes of screen time in the film because he dodged a bullet, having to be in the film from beginning till ending!

[@richardmark9161]

John Corbett’s ADR sounds like Pauly Shore 😂

[@batmanofsanantonio5331]

God bless Billy and his laughter. He makes a great review even better!

[@Paranormal718]

A Tommy Wiseau Production. 😂

[@christophergarrett7082]

Why not have him written as a college student. I buy him being a 30 year college student over a high school student

[@blackmagician7645]

Almost twenty? So you're thirty. 😂 That's what I got.

[@excellentestevan4488]

Loved the original review, nice to see the roast with Billy and his laughter.

[@reikun86]

I miss Tommy, but I understand why he’s not part of the show anymore.

[@excellentestevan4488]

@@reikun86 still don't know why they didn't address it tho. I liked his style of humor

[@barrythompson7336]

What happened with Tommy?

[@excellentestevan4488]

@@barrythompson7336 got into a car accident, killing two people in another car, got convicted for manslaughter. But I think he's getting out in a few years but I don't think if he gets out he'll be coming back soon

[@barrythompson7336]

@@excellentestevan4488 Damn!!

[@phxsns1]

13 minutes in and this is already one of the funniest y’all have ever done.

[@Thatboikd]

I’m loving the back to back bad movie roast ain’t nothing like it ❤️💯

[@Thatboikd]

@lenindominguez1986 that’s my favorite content of this channel

[@Thatboikd]

@lenindominguez1986 especially Billy 😂

[@Thatboikd]

@lenindominguez1986 it was bad when I first seen it came out

[@mryazman300]

This became another DT roast classic

[@mckill85]

Love that you revisited this with a longer review ❤❤

[@sarkastikleader4708]

This review had me in tears. That damn JLO screaming and making the dude drop the lighter was gold.

[@LorcantheHedgehog]

I loved that orinigal review all of those years ago, so when i saw this in my feed, i knew this would be gold.

[@Paranormal718]

"The midlife crisis mobile." 😂😂😂

[@Excelsior_15]

I did not hit her. I did not, Oh hi, J Lo.

[@rabbitherochlo]

dicks ahoy is wild 🤣🤣

[@JinxSanity]

The whole subject of the film, is written by someone who very obviously wanted to copy 50 Shades of Grey downright to having an attractive guy... As opposed to how a real life 19 teenager would actually look and make the act an actual crime rather than the Diet erotic thriller they made.

[@alvinkey3468]

Probably an old woman living out her fantasy of sleeping with a 20 something, and somehow becoming the victim

[@fightingmedialounge519]

More so fatal attraction.

[@ironwolfosiris]

I get serious Neil Breen vibes from this film lmao

[@moses9647]

Yoooo I was listening to their old audio review of this just the other day! I can't wait for this lol

[@dre_withwithout]

Never heard of this movie but I’m happy it was horrible because these roast are usually gold 😂

[@robertwild9447]

I was really hoping you guys would do a review of Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning. Martin and Billy would have a great time with that one 😂

[@jessediaz1293]

44:34 lol man Billy read my mind 😂 Whoever MST3K “The wiz is awesome!” You got my stomach hurting rn 😂

[@bensneb360]

Boy I won’t be able to look at cookies for a few days without laughing lol

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

This movie is one of my favourite guilty pleasure movie. I love this movie as well Korey. It bad but so so good lol. Watched it in the cinema.

[@CoryJonesMusic]

"Where that other hand at" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrsJasmyn45]

This film reminds me of Fear with Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon. It's close to the same premise.

[@ericng7015]

This is Young White Daddy: Erotic Thriller version😂

[@rommix0]

It's close to midnight and something evil is lurking in the dark.

[@CLDJ227]

Aah yes, much like Jem and the Holograms this was one deserving of a revisit and bad movie roast, and y'all didn't disappoint 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣. Edit: Also, is it me or does JLO's husband in this look like a pudgy Ben Affleck, was that intentional lol 🤔?

[@jordangerardpotier]

And both movies had Ryan Guzman in it, what a coincidence.

[@CLDJ227]

@@jordangerardpotier Indeed 😆 😆.

[@danavixen6274]

Poor Ryan Guzman...one roast after another.

[@NYOlly15]

Foreshadowing? 🤔

[@CLDJ227]

@@NYOlly15 Not sure what you mean lol 🤔?

[@HappyKat-wc4ld]

The husband at the beginning sounds like Neil Breen 😂

[@rylade475]

12:28 DICKS AHOY, BRUHHHH 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@viewmaster617]

Never watch this movie before but after hearing Korey roasting it, now I have to watch it.

[@kingkunta278]

I love how Korey does his sponsorship

[@rommix0]

6:27 I thought for a moment Martin was gonna end that sentence with "Any questions?" like that original 80s PSA about "brain on drugs"

[@Zandersaurus]

5:00 Jesus Christ that intro is HORRIBLE! Did Neil Breen directed this film? 🤣

[@kevinlewis7131]

“35 year old 3rd grader Next Door”

[@jamesbritton635]

This dialogue sounds like it was written by a seven year old. 11:29

[@Cluv22]

BILLY!!🤣🤣🤣

[@CrankWavesbackupchannel]

11:09 Family, SKEEERT!! I like how Korey made it sound like it's ADR from the movie

[@mikebison9251]

16:48 I hear you Billy! It's not a damn J-Lo movie if they don't remind you how fine she is! Lol

[@HiMynamesNece]

Its the black wizard of oz😂😂

[@omaralexanderdelgado6529]

Ryan Guzman was old enough to play Batman, THEN.

[@JoeChillton]

This takes me back to the transition from Spill RIP to DT.

[@thechefsteffon9173]

Is the husband sure he wants to come home? 😂 7:32 That car color 💜😭 10:27 LMAO 😂 11:30 Nope 🤔 14:50 Giving him that look 🍪👀 17:53 Perfect abs 👌 23:05 Oh no.. 25:01 He got jokes 😂 27:53 Shadow boxing 36:15 Listen to him girl! 👀 39:10 They couldn't get anybody bigger? 43:00 It's go time! 45:38 Okay that's dangerous 🔥 54:41 Just wow.. 56:38 This movie is really nothing we haven't seen before: A woman on the brink of divorce has an affair with her younger next door neighbor and, afterward, wants nothing more to do with the man. As a result, the neighbor gets violent and stalks her. 😩🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mariobland9454]

Exactly 💯💯💯 right😂🤣🤣.

[@AO-bl7cc]

I Wanna COmE HoMe cLAIRe 🤣

[@ricardoeugenecampher2248]

The iiliad first edition😂😂😂😂😂😂😂The Adult next Door

[@LARKXHIN]

"the canon is there!" Gets me every time 💀

[@davidstrange6759]

I'm not gonna front, when I heard that opening narrative, I thought that was Neil Breen 🤣🤣🤣

[@Spoonky92]

Hopefully you guys review The Cell with JLO. I remember it being odd but pretty interesting. 😂

[@reikun86]

I wouldn’t call it a bad movie. Maybe a Retro Review?

[@derinaries]

They should also review Enough, also starring J-Lo.

[@heidifedor]

This looks like a plot of a Lifetime movie.

[@kameronwright9925]

Literally was listening to the og review on sound cloud like an hour ago lol

[@darianlynch2687]

Yooooo! Can’t wait to watch this because their first review of this was hilarious! #LetsGo

[@newkickztv]

20 going on 35 🤣

[@BakMei1003]

Don't know what y'all drank or smoked before the show but this is your best bad movie roast 💀💀💀💀💀

[@catspaw3092]

In the original review Korey mentions that they didn't want to make Jennifer's character a villain but an innocent woman because they didn't want to tarnish Jennifer's image um, Nicole Kidman played a woman who seduced a minor in To Die For & her image is still going strong. Jennifer could've done the same thing learn to take risks girl, as for Ryan Guzman looks nothing like a high school student he looks like college student ready to graduate he looks like a consenting adult..

[@davidjames579]

I thought Guzman's character was like Robin Williams in Jack

[@omarbanuelos3697]

You guys had me laughing hard lol 😂🤣

[@hollywont9447]

“You don’t talk about The Wiz around me!” 😂😂

[@TheLonelySoulja]

Did you guys do these movie years back when it first came out?

[@thephilosopher5799]

Youve made this terrible movie bearable for me😂

[@chaniquasmith6258]

Jennifer Lopez movies usually are not that good.

[@filmfangirls9163]

Oh my gosh I was so excited when I saw this video on my feed. This movie is insane. Reminds me somewhat of Swimfan 😂

[@alexanderdelrisco1257]

Oddly Enough, the bully in the film was on Disney Channel or more accurately Disney XD. His name is Adam Hicks & he was on a show called Zeke & Luther and was on later seasons of another Disney show called Pair of Kings. In 2018, he was arrested alongside his girlfriend at the time for armed robbery. In 2021 he was found guilty and was sentenced to 5 years in state prison but was let out in 2022 on parole after the judge credited his 1460 days he served while awaiting sentencing. And last year he had become an advocate for men’s mental health & substance abuse recovery. And he has apologized for his past mistakes. My goodness!

[@NewAgeSlaves]

At least drink the orange juice 😂

[@omarsbp03]

That's his work truck lmao!

[@bingbong4074]

I always thought the message of this movie is that J-Lo’s good good will drive any man off the wall

[@alvinkey3468]

No one has it that good

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@alvinkey3468says the guy that never had her goods

[@alvinkey3468]

@ninjanibba4259 simp harder please 🙏

[@sophiaandre139]

Man! Korey is so over this movie. 😂

[@miker.9138]

Two funny things about this movie. 1) A "first edition" of the Iliad? Lulz. 2) The screenwriter was inspired to write the script based on a "bad boy" who lived in her neighborhood. The real life boy was twelve years old.

[@StrikeOnDrifter]

🧢 bruh that's fuckin wild

[@AO-bl7cc]

A hardcover bound first edition of Iliad? And written in English too?

[@DevilFan669]

Didn’t you guys did this movie review already? back when it came out in 2015!

[@GhostofGomezDawkins]

Solid review in general, but a great review to add for October. When it comes to further wtf semi-popular horror movies to review in October, no idea really. However, I'm looking forward to the upcoming reviews.

[@williambeckett6336]

Nah man, if you've got a crowbar and the killer is on the ground you don't need to kill him. Why risk a murder charge yourself? No you go to town on his knees and elbows. You turn them into mush. He won't ba a danger to anybody.