GEOSTORM MOVIE REVIEW - Double Toasted

[@NoOnesaidthis]

'they took my gun and made it a gun" priceless

[@Ren_Davis0531]

Geo Storm sounds like it could be a season of Power Rangers.

[@batmank234]

Indeed

[@QueenA.G.]

Ren Davis Your comment MADE MY DAY!! Go go power rangers! Geo Storm! Red ranger-Fire storm Blue ranger-Rain storm Yellow ranger- Solar storm Black ranger-Dust storm Pink ranger- Wind storm White ranger- Ice storm Just spoofing for kicks LOL I’d watch that Power Rangers season if it was real, got the idea right here, and maybe to keep up to speed with the “times” the rangers are probably gonna be ALL girls

[@IsmashedtoRedbone]

Power rangers ninja storm is close

[@29wanya]

I just found this comment all these years later and I'm a big fan of power rangers so you deserve this like my good sir! And i would low key watch a season of that.

[@badman3000]

Martin setting on the same side as Korey is weirding me out.

[@RoddyRodbb]

badman3000 I thought it was just me! Lol

[@knowthelife]

Martin showed up late to the review. ..that's why he is not in his normal position

[@ClandestineSnowman]

But that doesn't explain why Gertz is in the wrong spot...

[@knowthelife]

RandomBattleXP I watched the full show...When it's just 3 people, Girts and Korey G sit opposite Korey C (it's easer for Korey C to control the cameras that way) check other videos when it's just 3 of them...When Martin showed up late (they didn't think he would make the show that day) he just sat in the empty seat by Korey C.

[@wolfie23288]

XD

[@gsiv2667]

This movie is going to be comedy gold. The execs who authorised a $120m budget for this are a funny bunch of people.😂

[@curtishh]

To defend the movie a bit, two brothers can have different accents. Christopher Nolan and his brother Jonathan were both born in the UK and moved to the US as kids. However, Christopher retained the English accent and Jonathan developed an American accent.

[@desirereleased3423]

Curtius Heosphoros I wonder how arguments between them are lol

[@eme.261]

It happens. My sisters and I were born in Jamaica and attended British prep schools. We emigrated to the US in our teens and due to my work for a British company, my accent leans heavily on the Queen's English side, my older sister's accent is heavily tinged with Jamaican patois and my younger sister's accent is very New York City.

[@moses9647]

Yeah except Gerard Butler has a history of not being able to shake that Scottish accent lately so it was clearly the director asking them to put that one line in cause his American accent wasn't cutting it

[@JeonardShadby505]

Releasing this movie right after all this shit with the hurricanes is like if you had released MAN OF STEEL two months after 9/11.

[@carnationX2]

Seeing martin and kory in the same screen warms the heart

[@loveintherain484]

Girts is lowkey becoming one of the funniest dudes on this show...died at 'Geostorm squad' lol

[@bobgray6498]

loveintherain I love his one liners 😁

[@EzeICE]

loveintherain nah Girts is od hilarious. Always has been

[@byronvisiado09]

LMAO I did too. That's one of his go-to jokes and I die every time hahaha

[@JustRicky]

Get Out is the only movie that a character said the movie title and it sounded natural...

[@fightingmedialounge519]

What about thor or capitan america or black panther.

[@charliipresley]

And “IT”

[@VanRocCarMor]

Gerard Butler was a fantastic scientist/astronaut. MTV award nominee Tara Reid did it in the Uwe Boll classic Alone in the Dark. The girl from that one movie Denise Richards did it in The World is Not Enough. Bill Cosby did it in Leonard 6 and that guy is doing great.

[@SkyelarEagle]

VanRocCarMor nice troll but good research

[@ArvelleWhitaker]

Thinking back on the episode you did on the trailer...yall knew what you were getting! LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@alanhembra2565]

Beware, if you say "GeoStorm" 3 times the sequel will appear.

[@yakuza01]

Bye Bye GeoStorm. Don't say it! Don't think it!

[@NH-rx2kd]

Directed by Asylum lol

[@toosigoosi]

"They hacked the weather." I'm actually fucking sobbing with laughter.

[@brianmcminn6173]

This should've been called " Our weather controller space station has fallen"

[@Jayfive276]

*WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF GEOSTORM SQUAD?*

[@captainramsey6121]

+ Jayfive276 Boi ✋

[@christinalittleton2242]

Yeah! Wait... Geostorm Squad and Suicide Squad- *runs to the nearest phone* Operator? Contact any Hollywood directors that created any movies from SyFy channel, I got an idea for a crossover that's so crazy, it makes the Joker look sane by comparison! *clicks, then dial tone* Hello? H-hello?

[@TheLizardhead]

the premise sounds like a parody movie that Trey Parker & Matt Stone (South Park duo) would make. In fact, Team America was originally suppose to be a puppet parody of The Day After Tomorrow.

[@29AndreG]

This looks like one of those disaster movie 2-part miniseries from the early 2000s.

[@Bigg_Westcoast]

29AndreG a syfy original

[@AlexAceves1994]

The Warner Siblings (Yakko, Wakko & Dot) will hate this too.

[@QueenA.G.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 PRAISE!! your comment MADE MY FREAKING DAY!!! 🤟🤟🤟🤟 #Animaniacs

[@4nimeJax]

This is a bad weekend for movies among geostorm, madea and the snowman... God damn

[@2049571]

Hey, i'm not seeing Madea, but i'm giving Geostrom and The Snowman a chance

[@HotPocketsBoy]

girtz was on a role in this one. he showed up prime for jokes

[@LUX711]

"...SOME KIND of geostorm squad!!"

[@acnbk]

They out-run electricity??? I hadn't heard of anything that stupid since Jake Gyllenhaal's crew ran from the cold in The Day After Tomorrow

[@29AndreG]

The moment Ed Harris showed up, I knew where this was going.

[@desirereleased3423]

Drew Gars he looked like he was bribed to be in it

[@magicemperor2420]

“The glory days of 1945!! When AMERICA was a SHINING”-whatever he said.

[@1muzikmania]

I have very bad anxiety so listening to these dudes at 5 in the morning was the cure! Ya'll are fucking funny.

[@dgdfyhd]

Alana Branch Don't worry. Be happy!

[@LilLolaBlue]

When Gerard Butler does an American accent, he sounds like a guy doing an imitation of Jackie Gleason. And then, in this movie? The guy who played his little brother did an imitation of his imitation. This is my new favorite bad disaster movie!

[@BreakfastAtNoon]

Is it so hard to change a script that says "i'm from America" to "i'm from Scotland" it's not like there is some deep written lore they have to abide to..

[@OVERTHANKER]

“Is it beyond D-box?” 😂😂

[@DetroitAlan01]

They couldn’t pack this with action scenes, because they didn’t have the budget for it. So, they tried to pad it out with some half ass drama, since scenes of people talking cost way less to film. This usually happens with DTV or made-for-TV flicks. It’s rare to see this with a theatrically released production, which definitely explains why the studio was so reluctant to release it. Geostorm should’ve gone the DTV route.

[@Smokes901]

SSSHHIIIEEttt!!!..... That GIRTS was on fire in this review!!

[@Anthonycheesman33]

To be fair we all knew it was gonna suck cuz Andy Garcia is in it that guy hasn't been in a good movie since the 90s lol

[@ProjectDelta1]

Its weird seeing Korey and Martin on the SAME side!

[@rj091710]

Thank god for the upload something to watch on my only day off!!! Ty DT

[@Xander-86]

That plane part wtf? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobgray6498]

I saw this really late, so I was awake for maybe 40% of this. Good to know I didn't really miss anything. lol The scene when the woman out runs the weather was my favorite scene too 😁

[@filmgob]

The bit where the dude says these events will cause a Geostorm, then Jim Sturgess ( who's in charge of the space station) says, "Geostorm? What are you talking about?", and the other dude explains it to him... 😂😂😂

[@Danjoker.]

Korey sitting next to Martin?? Has that ever happened before on Double Toasted?

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

This movie lost me at "Environmental Cyber Terrorism".

[@battlion507]

Eli DEVITT Must be a new thing in future...

[@Montesama314]

I love that the response to climate disasters is not for people to change their consumption habits (which would be probably cheaper and more long term a solution), it's to basically make a supervillain's doomsday weapon.

[@redozmasoma]

oh I've been waiting for this review.... not because I want to see the movie but for the laughs...

[@taylornickels5320]

Put up the "Snowman" review next! I couldn't stop laughing.

[@bobgray6498]

Taylor Nickels that's what I'm waiting for 😁

[@Bigg_Westcoast]

Taylor Nickels comedy of the year on accident lol

[@johannabailey1035]

I saw this movie on TNT Monday or Tuesday and I saw where you was talking about the lady that outran that storm. She was damn gone. I am trying to figure out how she beat every damn body to avoid being turned to ice and the airplane got hit but she didn't.

[@trinidadbotello9906]

This review was hilarious.

[@milestrombley1466]

It was hilarious when Gerard goes flying through space.

[@biguy617]

Don't invest in Wind energy, and Solar energy. Don't get rid of fossil fuels. Lets build a satellite system to control the weather. This is a stupid movie and a stupid idea.

[@NitpickCritic]

12:25 you both were ready. Synchronized and everything lol

[@deltawaves6971]

25:37 Girtz I see you, I caught that reference

[@damianstarks3338]

25:42 is funny as fuck and accurate at the same time !

[@hungrybearcircus8427]

The Geostorm made Cory's chair swing over to Martins end.

[@TheChanelbelle]

So no one is going to address that Martin and Korey is sitting on the same side? Ok.

[@andreware2039]

The end is nigh....

[@davidd.6448]

I swear to god it looks photoshopped

[@lurkzie]

Its like seeing clark kent sitting next to superman lol

[@eugeniageneva]

Chanel Wilson it's great, the old school and new school on opposite sides... I like it! I did expect them to mention it though.. lol

[@robertdelgado5240]

Chanel Wilson Oh yeah!!! well that's a first.🙁😳

[@jackpelleteri6206]

23:03 I think there was a glitch in Coleman

[@knightofoctober]

They should've just saved this plotline for a Captain Planet movie. Only then could people take a bit more seriously.

[@mandalorian_guy]

I'm not digging Martin and Colman on the same side of the table. It throws the show out of wack.

[@mandalorian_guy]

Rachel J I'm still watching the video so I can't see other comments yet. It's not a joke it looks weird.

[@dquest007]

I agree Martin and Korey counterbalance each other.

[@tylerrice9725]

Honestly this movie felt like a 90's early 2000 movie.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Watch this do better than Bladerunner at the Box Office...

[@jone.t5686]

that will be some bullshit, but sadly it could happen.

[@TheLastPrime38]

Flame of Udun that would kill my soul

[@oscirusjones3862]

It's not even doing better than boo 2

[@ziib123]

I hate how possible that is...

[@ratlaxautrai]

I believe it won't

[@SirJamesthePaul]

If it’s got Gerard Butler you know what a better title would be? BOX-OFFICE POISON! **thank you, Norm MacDonald.

[@arodz21]

14:25. Jim Sturgess is a British actor, born in London.

[@kidindie80]

I actually enjoyed this movie, good Redbox pickup.

[@2004mojo]

I did too. I really did.

[@dennett316]

Great call on The Core, it's probably the best of these kinds of dumb disaster flicks. Really outlandish, but really great concept, and they have fun with it. Has the panicky guy, the self-sacrifice guy, all the genre cliches, and has a good cast too.

[@WhiteAsylumMind]

People were _crying_ over stuff like the dog in my theater and some of them were stating the obvious predictions! A *child* said "he's alive isn't he?" while _grown adults_ are tearing up over the dude the kid was talking about.

[@ssnakezz]

26:24 4DX about 20 dollars. It's not bad with the right movie, but i saw Alien Covenant in 4DX and it was almost nothing but getting rained on cause of the way the planet was. They used the bubble effect to simulate broken glass in the climax of the movie, and it surprisingly worked Blade Runner 2049 was almost nothing but constant wind in 4DX. It's an interesting gimmick

[@Breeykid73]

what theater y'all be going to where they got assigned seats???

[@alejandram.c.5064]

The one movie I enjoyed like WHOA in 4dx was Fury Road. Well worth the price.

[@poihpioakarp8845]

every time I hear the concept for this movie I think of The Goldbergs. "he also has a staff that controls the WEATHER!"

[@The_Cold_Slither]

Didn't the Cassadines have some weather machine shit on General Hospital in the 80's?

[@FlameOfUdun96]

I’m surprised that Roland Emmerich didn’t direct this tripe. I haven’t been this apathetic towards a movie since 2012 (the movie, not the year)

[@biguy617]

Flame of Udun I think he was a producer.

[@TrenchMan93]

Flame of Udun both sucked

[@Anthonycheesman33]

I know its like you sure he didn't do this movie

[@redsgrave2003]

No doubt. This looks EXACTLY like The Day After Tomorrow but with more modern effects.

[@bitbandit1678]

I completely agree--this movie is BAD because it is 98% failed attempt at political thriller or bad fraternal drama, and only 2% disaster.

[@jordanshane3035]

I'm only interested in this review because korey and Martin are on the same side of the table.

[@jonnydoey9435]

This movie was supposed to sweep at the golden globes and oscars. I think this review is a little harsh

[@angusmacfrankenstein7227]

5:27-“Why would you fire the guy who saved the f-kin’ world?!” Yup, a pre-Covid review! Just think about Doc Fauci! Or Amy Acton! Or the many who were described in Michael Lewis’s book _The Premonition!_ (Lewis told the story in _The Big Short_ about those who saw the 2008 financial crisis coming!). Or so many of Trump’s staff?! “…and all she wants to do is, all she wants to is dance…”

[@1080TJ]

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand the science in Geostorm...

[@Hatersjs84]

TJ Hastie 🤣

[@FlameOfUdun96]

I’VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A GEOSTORM MORTY, I’M GEORIIIIIICK

[@ThatGuy-jj3kz]

A very high IQ of 50

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Jayfive276 it’s just a joke

[@thebteamm]

Jayfive276 He got a butthurt person over here, somebody call the whambulance!!!

[@andy11ink]

I like the white dude who just says "ya" the whole time Lol

[@WillYouBeAFan]

Hey thanks Martin for recommending those 3 movies watched them last night with my wife and we loved them. (Volcano, The Core, Dante's peak)

[@josephperna2081]

14:46 I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@DripExplains]

Damn Martin looks older sitting next to Cory.

[@DrBenjaminLinus]

Those 4DX theaters are expensive, but really fun. The first movie I saw in it was Mad Max Fury Road.

[@MrStrawberryfields4]

Saw an ad for this movie while watching this review

[@arnoldrivas4590]

Once Cinemasins reviews this movie, he'll need two more replacement sin counters before its over. This looks fucking insane in the worst way possible!

[@remliqa]

Ughh, I prefer Honest Trailer (don't know if we ever saw a new one). Cinemasins is actully pretty bad at spotting "sins" .

[@M17-s7b]

9:20 Ricky Gervais laugh comes out

[@webheadcamstudios1344]

Its double date night on Double Toasted

[@dquest007]

Only said it once other people feel the same way. I watch them regularly you get used to certain things in any presentation.

[@drawslashplay7384]

A geostorm in 2019? At least 2020 will be easy. Right?

[@nono9543]

Can’t wait for the sequel where a machine is built to throw celestial bodies at one another

[@BlackHart730]

Guess y'all never heard of HARRP

[@93soby]

Gerard Butler is Scottish and Jim Stugess is English 😂 They both supposed to be Americans, very smart and important. I enjoyed them both trying terribly to mask their accents and waitching their appearances change from scene to another. Gerard in one shot muscled and slim and another overweight 😂 and Jim his hair cut change between shots. 😂 Never laughed so hard for the wrong reasons.

[@Quanicus]

I saw the 20th fast and furious movie in 4DX here in NYC. $25 for ticket, and I'll never do that ish again!

[@PaperMario64]

Were there actual Geo Storms in the movie? You know, the cars? Geo Storms? No? I’ll stop.

[@Tahokmusic]

I wonder how they gonna rip apart The Snowman in their next review...can't wait

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

the trailer looks like every other disaster moviestinks this sunk down to 13% on Rotten Tomatoes "Lacking impressive visuals, well-written characters, or involving drama, Geostorm aims for epic disaster-movie spectacle but ends up simply being a disaster of a movie."

[@YT-hv5ro]

Why would you need to outrun lightning in a car?! Cars are faraday cages for lightning!

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

this is some si fi channel bullshit, no quite literately i've seen 6 different versions of this concept play on the si fi channel in the last week alone

[@therobotchickenMLP]

This is literally the first time I've ever heard Gerard Butler mentioned outside of Chirch of Gail.

[@SCARFACE9511]

I think DoubleToasted went too harsh in this review. This film was absolutely amazing. It had a great message about today's politics and a message on how mankind cannot tame nature. It has some deep meaning behind it and has a great layer of detective play in it which I thought worked perfectly for this film. It really knew what it was trying to do and I think this film should try and earn at least an Oscar Nomination for Directing. I think they went into this movie with too much negative thought and it ruined their experience with this epic story driven theme, it's honestly the best film of my year. I'm sorry DoubleToasted, but for once I have to disagree with you. This film is a 9/10

[@curtisdavis9171]

SCARFACE9511 It's Just Like Eagle Eye.

[@tazmon122]

just the very word Geostorm sounds like a shitty 90's X-TREEEEMME game. like Crossfire or Revolution X. was this supposed to be a companion to War Games that got shelfed...

[@Katkiwi25]

Nah, you boys need to change seats, this isn't working XD

[@robiking011]

I though the little girl was going to have a bigger role in the movie. I thought maybe she was going to be in danger and her uncle was going to come and save her. I was disappointed that she was barely in the movie.

[@dbzking02]

It's weird seeing Korey and Martin sitting on the same side.

[@chacheekent8604]

This movie sounds like a rip of a mini-series Killer Wave, which is also hard to watch.

[@Darksky1001able]

You left out Twister.

[@starrgazer9]

30:04 Those tornadoes look ugly and fake asf. The Day After Tomorrow's tornadoes looked better.

[@deenclassic]

Leave it to a weird looking guy to call someone weird looking.