Doug's Secret Double Life | The King of Queens

[@Kimdk87]

Doug answering the phone in chinese is my favorite moment in any sitcom ever. And it will always be.

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

Yikes. It's not that big of a deal...

[@Kimdk87]

@@Gameboy-Unboxings Okay, I am sorry. I take it back, since you don't think it is that big of a deal. My deepest apologies

[@joececere4918]

@@Kimdk87Don’t apologize to that jackass. That scene was classic. Some people don’t have the understanding of classic comedy.

[@RaiderA1711]

​@@Kimdk87 Yes it was very funny and he played it well too..

[@Matthias_Buchholz]

Its so great really !!

[@Mr57ride]

when he breaks into cantonese on the phone is comedy gold

[@mcbailey7446]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@againstthepods4316]

hes speaking chinese please be more sensitve about cultures

[@flyonawall6521]

@@againstthepods4316 holy smokes, you can't be serious. lol

[@flyonawall6521]

When Doug answers the phone.....I laughed so loud that I surprised myself. This show was the best. lol

[@Mr57ride]

@@againstthepods4316 lol whatever !!!

[@d-nice4311]

It’s crazy that Doug had this crib but then tried to leave Carrie when she kept that apartment downtown without telling him lol

[@carrieheffernan1685]

I wish she had brought that up to him.

[@d-nice4311]

@@carrieheffernan1685 true

[@faytlyte25]

yea that was a weird fight to be the big and final conflict of the series, considering the amount of comparable lies and deceit Doug does throughout the show.

[@andrealewis8556]

Exactly the same thing I said lol

[@DannyP-dm1pw]

@@carrieheffernan1685 The show never had continuation though. Thats one thing I guess they poked fun at but I wasn't a fan of. They had like 4 episodes on how they first met or timeline and nothing ever was the same.

[@leoatrulionking7772]

When he start speaking Cantonese 🤣

[@leoatrulionking7772]

​@AlicesonHarvey ?

[@leoatrulionking7772]

He stopped working at the restaurant n moved out of the apartment. There was no need to speak it at home

[@AlicesonHarvey]

@@leoatrulionking7772 okay, good points I ment that Doug was not shown to be able to speak Cantonese ever again it would have been a funny call back if he one day , used his language skills again

[@Someguy35167]

I love Doug's Chinese talk! Great man, great acting, love this guy!

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

Quit worshipping please, thanks.

[@angeloshardy1140]

4:37 LOL

[@thaned.baburam6725]

The best 😂

[@mikekillagreen9432]

Carried joined him there. Hilarious. Why not just give it to Arthur. He drives them crazy. 😂😂😂

[@amipadme3985]

Good call 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yrh002b8]

He would burned the apartmet down just like his own and that one episode where he almost burn Doug and Carrie house.

[@JungleCrook]

@@yrh002b8 yeah exactly its hes gonna trash it and then youre always puttin the pieces back together only for him to do it again the next day

[@WREFMAN]

Carried?

[@russellreid8488]

Because you can’t leave Arthur by himself for too long! Remember what happened with the hot plate in the basement? 😂

[@Jamal3.87]

So, uh… you still with Carrie or…? 😂😂😂 one of the funniest episodes. I lose it every time he starts running from Carrie after she spots him 2:55.

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

Deacon was hoping he'd say no. Carrie & Deacon had a thing for each other.

[@redhood444]

“Slow your roll playa” 😭😭

[@RobOlivierbjr64]

“Slow your roll, playa”😂😂😂😎

[@BryanD-jq6yi]

Doug speaking Mandarin is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrGabrielJude]

He was experiencing divorced life and realized it’s quite peaceful and wanted more

[@anevabay9771]

Give the man a reward for speaking another language like that👏👏👏

[@JustCallMeBo1]

*One of my favorite episodes* 😂

[@alann5003]

Omg is this? I told you, no pets.

[@GirlGamer-513]

Did anyone else notice that the Chinese women in the front was the same one from freaky Friday, she plays the mom that gives Lindsey Lohan and her mom the fortune cookies.

[@22espec]

We also noticed that the owner is Lopan, the Immortal sorceror

[@AlphonseWeebay]

She’s the voice from the machine in “dude where’s my car” too

[@renaldowoods1930]

This was my top #1 episode of this franchise. This episode is hilarious

[@backyardgrillmaster2910]

Hands down top one of the top three episodes of the whole series❤❤❤

[@davids3313]

One of my absolute favorites

[@smokey77able]

I bet you a lot of unhappily married men have thought of this

[@williama.6197]

Sure they have. That’s how “man caves” became a thing.

[@inhumanunion1223]

Agreed. And not even for cheating purposes. Just a peaceful area

[@russellreid8488]

I used to think about this all the time when I lived across the street from an apartment complex 😂

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

If you do not want to be married, don't get married. marriage is a choice. Women are not riding up and down the street looking for people like you who do not want to be married.

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

@@russellreid8488 Well, you do not need to be married to anyone. Let your wife find a man who wants to be married. Stop wasting her time!

[@fakename6658]

Slow your roll, playa! i saw an episode of Kevin Can Wait and Kevin uses that phrase there too.

[@JO-iv7tl]

All he had to say is this is how he gets free Chinese food.

[@TT09B5]

That or he was learning to cook Chinese food and learning Cantonese.

[@peterfalk7084]

That is hilarious! 😂😂🤣

[@swimtothemoon11]

What blows my mind is that an apartment like that might have gone for about $500 per month back then. Or at least inexpensive enough for Doug to plausibly be able to afford it on his salary in addition to maintaining a detached house in Queens. By 2023 standards, it blows my mind that this could ever have been considered normal! RIP the housing market :(

[@iamphoenix6310]

He doesn't pay rent on the place. He works in the restaurant

[@AzngameFreak03]

2:15

[@swimtothemoon11]

Right, I understand he wasn’t actually paying anything. But let’s say Doug could pull off working four hours a night for three nights per week (any more than that and Carrie would surely have gotten suspicious)… that means Doug got an apartment all to himself for working approx. 48 hours per month. BACK THEN that seemed plausible. Fast forward 20ish years later to today, and people often have to work 48 hours or more PER WEEK to afford living with roommates. Yes, I know it’s “just a TV show” and what I’m saying is “just theory”. But if you released a show in 2023 where a man who works part time at a restaurant gets an apartment for $0.00 in rent in NYC, nobody would take it seriously because that would be mathematically impossible by today’s standards.

[@kyle8769]

I think they mentioned it was like $800 a month when the first time they split it 4 ways, they said it was 200 a piece(maybe I'm wrong)

[@joejoerunya8908]

That place is probably $2k a month now

[@Wutzmename]

His Cantonese is perfect 😂

[@1001011011010]

Do you know what he says?

[@YeahCalifornia_]

​@1001011011010 It was just gibberish. That's what all the Chinese people say at least.

[@ioriyagami22]

​@@1001011011010 At 4:36 he said "Ohmanpopopokeychateyeyashawa"

[@daveconleyportfolio5192]

My company kept an apartment in NY for colleagues visiting from other cities. It got a lot of use, but rarely from out-of-town visitors. ;)

[@sheila9371]

I love this episode. My favorite

[@kitty-vk8ic]

The last part speaking Chinese had me dying 😂

[@magneto8002]

Best episode.

[@KeilovesMizuho]

I cannot blame him for secretly having the place. Carrie obviously does not respect the man when he asked her to take off her shoes at the door. I have secondhand frustration from this.

[@RicardoSalazar-g3x]

Same here

[@joanclayton5212]

They’re married and have a home together. The joke is that he doesn’t treat their own home like this. She’s constantly telling him not to put his sneakers or let his friends put their sneakers up on their coffee table. He never uses coasters. He eats in bed. Basically everything he does at this place, she tried to get him to do in their home.

[@alanjohnsonbmw]

Comedic timing is all on point. Love this show.

[@fortis6258]

You cut off the best part! When Doug is speaking Mandarin over the phone! Ha! It didn't finish. "Turtle soup!"

[@HE13272326]

Doug learned Mandarin in weeks, a true mastermind XD

[@Lds1989]

Doug is the man ❤

[@gladysmccoy1725]

I am absolutely obsessed with this show 😂😂I love it

[@frozengamer3030]

First the man has 3 wives and now he’s living a double life. What can’t he do

[@philstilcke3855]

*wives

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Do you think women should have 3 husbands?

[@frozengamer3030]

@@Michelle-pn9xt what do you think. Women are generally happy with one husband and men on the other hand want more than 1 wife

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

@@frozengamer3030 Have you lost your mind? One of your wives is going to be so that that she is going to get a gun and.........

[@skeezysquirrel]

I laughed so hard when he spoke Cantonese.

[@lynnboyd33]

Just beyond hilarious!!

[@richardsayers1431]

One of my favourite episodes lol

[@alanminne8185]

Isn't that the same Chinese restaurant from Seinfeld? Same restaurant actor. "Seinfeld, four" Kind of fun easter egg to connect the two shows.

[@NikkiGRocks4Ever]

It’s amazing how much Doug takes more pride in his apartment over his home with Carrie in queens. He lights candles. Brings Deacon a drink and putting it on a coaster. He gives Deacon a disapproving look because he forgot to use coaster. How many times has he made messes at his house in queens? 😂😂😂

[@johnkimx83]

Doug the side quest king

[@mikeRedMDK2032]

Table six needs more duck sauce

[@ArttuTheCat]

Hyvää mouruavaa juhannusta Vantaan Martinlaaksosta, Suomesta 🇫🇮, kaikille KELLARIN KUNKKU faneille 😺👍. Happy meowing midsummer from Martinlaakso, Vantaa (Finland 🇫🇮), to all of you fellow THE KING OF QUEENS fans 😺👍.

[@dombriant4678]

Lighting candles with another man 😭😭

[@robertsmock5044]

How could you not live just how insane this is

[@silvaadourian3185]

Carrie kept her Manhattan apartment she didn’t tell Doug about either

[@dima_nybakk]

Haha. Every moment in here is so funny. I mean, I am smiling through the whole video :P

[@Soviet_Porcelain]

Great show! 💖🌼🥰

[@rodneyryerson1151]

lol 😆 you’re getting mail here

[@choclo2590]

Poor turtle

[@eliranpinhasov5940]

Iconic!!😂😂😂

[@acesavage9534]

Okay first of all the reason why Doug,had an apartment in the first place. Because Carrie kept on kicking them out of the living rooms for her work even tho she an work office upstairs Arthur took over the basement in the whole season of the show basically this his man cave at least he did got rid of the apartment instead of Carrie

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Did your wife get rid of you?

[@AdrianTheGajin]

Not gonna lie, I built a small home theater room a during the summer about 2 months ago I got everything finished and now. I act exactly like Doug when I enter that room, no shoes, instead of a candle Febreze the carpet & put in air freshener on each corner and sit in my recliner chair real carefully 😂

[@AG-yb1lm]

Hilarious :)

[@MikeKollin]

I had a girlfriend like this 🤣🤣 She lived with her sister and parents in 1 city. Had her own room etc.. I found out 2 years later, she has this apartment with these other people in another city! I was like "What TF? Who are these people?" She's all, "They're my friends!" They say, "Who are you?" I say, "I"m her Boyfriend who the fk are you?" 🤣 She literally had a double life!! Then she did it again in another city with an entire new group of people... 😊

[@22espec]

You should have married her, it looks like she was a very interesting woman

[@WilliamLucas-uk8zk]

1:27 Lol

[@mikaelemafi4618]

Hell Doug could pass for being a spy 😂😂😂😂

[@bellymus1]

😅 Man said Ting 🇯🇲

[@Thisguy1984]

Doug’s secret life is my real life and I love it

[@angeloshardy1140]

4:37 How is Carrie not laughing at this part?

[@CrINchZITER]

if these guys still have spare apartments why dont they just have aurthur live in one of em lol

[@tawhidemtiazjahangir621]

“Ting”

[@Sharon-c7n]

And yet he couldn't get over Carrie keeping her apartment...

[@bert1913]

Doug loves him some BBC (British Broadcast Corporation)

[@918DEATH]

I think that was the last episode or 2

[@VegasPokerNomad]

What's the rent for this apartment?

[@aznprince8517]

$800 in this episode. 4 of the guys paid it together. When Doug rent for himself he work in the Chinese restaurant.

[@VegasPokerNomad]

@@aznprince8517Correct. Nice.

[@andreprince4932]

Ok.. Now I really believe these two are really real life Peter and Lois Griffin..😂..

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Carrie looks much better than that. That is insulting. I don't think that character has a job either.

[@danrion8839]

I don't blame Doug for getaway life as Carrie sometimes makes his life hell.

[@PepeSilviaPennypacker]

Not just Carrie but Arthur too

[@leoatrulionking7772]

On another note Doug needed his own space cause he sur wasn't getting it at home IN HS BASEMENT/Man Cave

[@AlphonseWeebay]

If she wasn’t such a they’d have been fine

[@LoowheezeBreeze]

3:35

[@juanitaforeman1766]

Why did she keep it

[@DrClawizdead]

This was me when I got my first apartment.

[@mikilacunningham6259]

& he was mad about carries secret place Knowing who her father is & that she's known form a young age she would only have herself...

[@milan777777]

It is from Season 8 Episode 14 not 12!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bowlchamps37]

Nice apartment, sitting on the couch while someone else drops a bomb in the toilet behind.

[@Spiritualchick82]

😂😂 Hilarious!!

[@mkhanman12345]

dropping books not bombs

[@watchreport]

Ha! I had an apartment like this once. The damn bathroom was legit right there off the living room. When I had people over we would congregate in the kitchenette/dining room area, so if someone had to go, at least they had some privacy. lol.

[@michaelrobertson1332]

hilarious

[@GOKUKAMEHAMHA1]

Dawg this shit is so funny

[@kuwabarakuwabara447]

All he had to do was say he picked up a second job. Case close

[@James-hs3tu]

2:50. 4:35

[@dannigro8794]

He should’ve had Arthur live there and worked at the Chinese place or helped him be able to live there.

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Are you married. If so, why?

[@dannigro8794]

@@Michelle-pn9xt I am not now

[@WillieandKorie]

It’s not a lie if you believe it

[@renviluan2842]

Uve never seen thus show but speaking in chinese lol

[@7dream7scape7]

😂😂😂

[@YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu]

Doug work at Chinese restaurant

[@sethderusseau3429]

Carrie has to have mistress-like skills. She is all over the place knowing where Doug is at.

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

wife skills.

[@DonellWilliams-c3p]

Carrie is fine

[@tanner2077]

Take off your shoes. So disrespectful.

[@Gonewith]

Isn’t this why he divorced Carey

[@marckristensen946]

Not many actors could do what Kevin does in this show. Simply because they wouldn't fit the role

[@peterjoseph2803]

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