Down To Funk - Driver: Parallel Lines Funny Moments

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[@muttbus_to_houndtown4604]

Shout out to the editor, they did a great job of photoshopping that 70's bush on John's face the whole episode

[@PersonalGravity]

This is one of the most packed jokes per second video I can remember you guys putting out in a while, absolutely hilarious

[@verinonrenthar9176]

Yeah, good luck pulling only the best bits from this one. You'll have to include the entire video.

[@ManlyPelican]

A reminder that Funhaus is gonna be fine without Bruce.

[@zenosyne7920]

Personnal Gravity and Manly Palican in the same comment section? What is this a crossover episode?

[@sapaulgoogdmen9542]

Zenosyne The crossover that gets it right

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

@@zenosyne7920 2 GODS!!!

[@Studio-IV]

Played this series growing up, glad to see it here

[@Matt_Man_94]

8:07 Elyse is the new wheezer in the office with Bruce gone.

[@alalvarez7301]

I need more of this groovin' clusterfuck.

[@ExperienceGrind]

I still miss Bruce every day, but damn please more John.

[@Andrew-kf2up]

I used to play this game so much I loved it

[@resinmonkey]

Johns fresh from his Captain Ahab audition.

[@chiefreap]

Here's your next video, get Adam and Gavin together on GTA to wreck cyclists.

[@teunissenstefan]

I absolutely love this game omg

[@matt511ful]

cant get my eyes off johns beard

[@kilroy6547]

elyse's shirt is awesome

[@chriswave1992]

Instant classic.

[@NotMac]

Funhaus somehow once again plays the most random and garbage video game and makes it into a hilarious video Also Elyse once again proves how easy comedy comes to her, she was on fire!

[@HypeVectorPrime]

I watched this on the shitter and now I'm paranoid

[@aots66]

Please for the love of God play this more

[@orionfox4010]

better do a full play through or I'm throwing hands, John.

[@Tivoliterror]

This.... was one of my favorite games

[@adrianbeltran600]

Need more funk

[@ajurice2682]

*They were*

[@samabrams5297]

‘Pushing 50, right?’ *Willems simultaneous exasperation ensues*

[@iXAminXi]

When is John Holland's new single gonna drop, his smooth voice lubes my ears so well

[@DanCGe]

Club Naughty: The Prequel

[@believeinmatter]

6:59 Elyse went from respect to confusion in about half a second

[@kesq8223]

That “Arrested Development narration” moment toooooooo funny

[@sirprintalot]

It was.

[@ElEscolta]

4:28 More prove that we NEED s full version of this and a FH music video

[@marquissimmons5053]

Yes! I will blast this in my car at full volume!

[@baldybald100]

Marquis Simmons I’ll do you one better... I’ll play this song at my wedding, or funeral... whichever comes first 😂

[@Abdulaziz-mr9on]

8:04 Elyse's wheeze is the new Bruce wheeze

[@Bryceisntnice]

"Oh no, you gunned down Slink in cold blood"

[@captloki13]

"SLEEEAAAAAANK!!!"

[@zerocool3908]

I guess this was the one time Slink wasnt ready to "spring" into action.

[@biswajitguha2410]

6:17 "That's your Hoo-choic-a" is the new "Sniped ya".

[@xRiizo]

Ahh I remember this game, was good fun when it came out.

[@MBro3]

Yeah it was dop, still remember that song in the final mission cutscenes... man the memories

[@stillblazzinit]

this video had a great dynamic going on, getting those scrobbles up!

[@falloutcosplay8802]

John's beard is looking mighty fine Abraham Lincoln would be proud

[@jonathanwentz8105]

What about side burns in the shape of a star?

[@charlielikesclouds]

RastaMeBasta starburns

[@thaimcgill7346]

Stop fixiating on them!

[@Scarecrow2596]

sure, maybe add a tophat

[@kikphlip1080]

My name is Alex!!!!

[@dr.bobcat5896]

RIP. Best meth maker I knew

[@AusDragon]

8:50 just whips out the ol gun trick to try win xD

[@ZatSoul]

Holy shit, this is my fav PS2 game. Never thought FH will play this. Thanks FH. You certainly better than AH

[@s4n714g000]

I liked this one and Driv3r even if they're kinda bad they're the good kind of bad.

[@Terf1988]

do we love bad games from our childhood because of nostalgia?

[@anthonymorlacci1339]

Me: 😔 Jon: 😊 Me: 😊

[@deadhippy7573]

Hoochessa Gameplay: why

[@mediumunwell]

1:45 My man Jon getting some shots in after always taking it. Right on , Jon!

[@PlatanitoBoy]

6:46 did some one just laughed like pterodactyle?

[@bakedmomo5693]

weight weyt wait!!! how do you know what pterodactyls sounds like??!!

[@PlatanitoBoy]

BakedMoMo that's a great question... That's all I have to say...

[@AusDragon]

8:05 "is that why when i scratch my butthole my eyes itch" -Jon 2019

[@exLightningg]

Play Driver: San Francisco it's actually a really good game.

[@SpazzShell]

ex Lightning I really loved Driver 3 back on the PS2.

[@_Braised]

@@SpazzShell Good for you. But they really should play Driver: San Francisco

[@michaelgorman532]

I'm getting whiplash adjusting to Jon's beard in every video

[@MrDyl666]

John making Elyse laugh is one of my favourite things

[@sirprintalot]

6:06 onwards is some of the most I've laughed at a FH video in months. Great stuff guys, nice bit Elyse/Jon, nice driving Adam.

[@Mordecai0]

*this* is the fomat. John with James and Elyse. John offers a fresh perspective for those old boomers.

[@FirstSlateProductionsOfficial]

Aw man, for all its flaws, I absolutely loved the Driver series growing up!!

[@paulcecere8864]

I knew the hootie and the blowfish reference was inevitably coming but it still hit me like that motorcycle Adam hit five times

[@inkblotcyclops1925]

Elyse laughing at jon for dying from hoochessa 😂😂

[@simplyky856]

I feel like elyse & james pour maple syrup on each other

[@KentGoSuzuki]

I 100%ed driver parallel lines when I was hospitalized for 3months Good memories

[@_Braised]

Man... of all the Drivers, they have to play the dullest. Spose they're limited to PC releases though. Now Driver 1 and 2... those are the games you should Hochoosa... (low key though- you honestly should do Driver San Fran. Would make an amazing Funhaus series)

[@813Productions]

Damn this takes me back to middle school. I remember this game had that awesome cheat code where you could turn into any NPC and play around.

[@comhalain]

Please, play Vin Diesel's Wheelman! The best thing ever is to run down a motorcyclist while jumping from the hood of your car into it.

[@jmawby1839]

I had flashbacks of me playing True Crime: New York City, man I loved that game

[@baldybald100]

Hoochessa/Hoochissa (or Hoochoices) needs to be on a shirt somehow!

[@nakenmil]

8:08 Elyse fucking loved that one. XD

[@LeafShade]

The only Driver is Driver:San Francisco.

[@ChrisRand-gf7lz]

Alright, let's take bets on who got stoned before they started recording this video. So far my money is on Elyse.

[@timothygates5929]

You should keep playing this game

[@ThroningLeek492]

4:30 turn it on it feels good Shred it all to pieces Oh well Don't really need it

[@GoldenSun5631]

Jacob Paradise I need the full version like yesterday. Should have been an extra life stretch goal

[@Kanoshe]

@@GoldenSun5631 somebody start a petition

[@BTWelling]

This needs a part 2, and 3, and all the rest of the numbers until you beat it.

[@sapaulgoogdmen9542]

I just want johns song to be released in full

[@gameman876]

If there going to play this game then I feel like they should play the true crimes games. Might make very good content

[@charliemersonwrightashby]

1:25 - perfectly normal unscathed car. Cut to 1:29 - ”Man, the 70s were a crazy time.”

[@Alex-jq5ft]

Hahaaa that's amazing

[@BlackWolf42-]

"You ever think of how much s*it has gotten into your eye over the course of your lifetime?" - I thought this was a segway into a sponsored ad segment.

[@eyecoordination6876]

Hoochoice should be what Spacer's Choice is in the Outer Worlds EDIT: More mock GTA plz

[@RedDawnFury]

Where my IG Bois at that remember this episode of Stream Roulette with Steve and Larson.

[@Pipboy3004]

Part of being an IG Boi means that I've seen so much content with these people that I can't remember it all...

[@reviyee5571]

I sometimes forget they are mostly 50 YEAR OLD talking to us millennials and genz about videogame news and recording a podcast/improv session with gameplay on the background

[@Tony-Gunk]

This really should be a series

[@FabianMacGintyONeill]

Always love when they get stuck on one minor element of a game and keep piling on until it becomes completely absurd

[@alfredopasta218]

If Bruce were here he'd let us know we can show that

[@sleipnir818slytherin6]

Lol Jon is savage with the "How were the 70's 👀?" to James and Elyse. To point out Elyse was just a bystander in this one Jon is wild.

[@cementbox4430]

I never wash my hands after masturbation, by the time I wake up it’s dry as hell, also it helps me to go sleep.

[@Leeon_King]

James, DEM THIGHS THOUGH!

[@loony817]

If anyone can link me for Elise's t shirt I would be eternally grateful x

[@KyleS0997]

One of my favorite games of the ps2/Xbox generation. Not gonna lie seeing FH play it was amazing and a bit nostalgic. 👏

[@SabreLilly.]

I remember when they played this on Inside Gaming forever ago

[@rmcbean5699]

James and Elyse love cuckhold humour

[@skiman8381]

You guys have to play double action boogaloo

[@VintageRKO]

Yeap. Another Funhaus classic. And my favourite game too

[@russ_dylan]

It’s crazy how much of funhaus is 10/10 comedy like top notch videos always. Good people, I love it here

[@sarmavlada]

Gun and now this game, you have good taste. This game 70 part has probably best soundtrack ,one of those games that sends you back in time.

[@coopers1716]

The editor using crude samples of Jon's beard for the Bushwhacker cover😂

[@EphitorGaming]

Any gameplay with jon is a great gameplay

[@myTheus95]

Hey...Driver Parallel Lines is a.....good...game..yeah, it's a good game, if you've played it for literally 2 more hours....and reached the part where you have to fight a tank on foot.....wait....nevermind, this game sucks. I still finished it, though. Good soundtrack. EDIT: also John Holland has a beautiful voice.

[@nothertreeinbox]

Is James wearing elyse's clothes?

[@Madderthanjoker]

Quit teasing us with that blender banger and release the EP already.

[@6vitamin]

Editor, great gag there at 10:20 with "19-Aidy". Unless the editor is Ryan, then someone should read him this comment, for we know he is extremely illiterate. Edit: Upon further review, I wager the editor is John Holland. PPS: Jon Smif, please trim that beard, shit's fucking wiley.

[@alecosmak1282]

Please more. We need more Jon and his love interests

[@crashbandicoot5636]

Of course, of course they wouldn't pick the latest (and greatest imo) Driver game in the series - This is Funhaus after all so expect the unexpected as the cards dictate!

[@IamaKaliedoscope]

I'm sorry but do you really think that "of course" is one word?

[@WickedParanoid]

Lies, Driver 1 is the best. And not that bullshit PC version.

[@crashbandicoot5636]

@@IamaKaliedoscope oops forgot about that, fixed. Sorry, english is not my 1st language

[@NotJustABarista]

Seen this multiple times over the last 4 years and only now caught the 19-AIDY joke on the new years ball 😂

[@TheOdd]

I loved this game as a kid, I was ignorant back then and thought the main character was dumb, little did I know how cool he really was.

[@edwinsoccergoalie240]

Elyse had a seizure too, an absent seizure. The more you know.....

[@nickharless5928]

What happened to deadly premonition

[@ibefullofme]

Jon playing Hoochissa and making her completely disrespect him is so fucking funny

[@THEMATTHIAS225]

I was gonna make a snide comment about how there’s thankfully no bridge between the Bronx and the Jersey Shore but this is Adam and an open world game so anything’s possible

[@JamalGleeson]

Does James actually believe that just from your cell phone being in a room dedicated to human waste disposal that particles of poop will be then on the phone somehow? So of all the surfaces these magic poo particles can adhere to it is his phone, or does he think these poop particulates get on everything? In that reality he’d need to deep clean the entire bathroom, himself, and the cell phone before he leaves it because he could spread the particles to outside the bathroom. Is he pooping with such great velocity that his poop is being turned into some sort of poop aerosol spray? Is he touching his anus before using toilet paper? Is he touching the inside of the toilet bowl? Is he holding his ass above the toilet bowl while spinning, with explosive diarrhea? I am trying to figure ways outside of pooping in the usual way with buttcheeks on toilet bowl seat that any poop would turn into particle form and get anywhere but the toilet bowl, seeing as gravity exists.

[@Pipboy3004]

Note for the editor: the player window is a bit too large for this video. We all like seeing the commentators but it's a bit distracting with how much space it's taking up.

[@vitico123ful]

The reaction to "your pushing 50" was fucking priceless

[@bpundt1094]

Glad to see that funhaus has surpassed achievement hunter in the race to 2 million subs