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Emperor class - Guide 40,000

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Drachinifel

Drachinifel

4 жыл бұрын

Ave Imperator!
Felix dies Aprilis Stulte!

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@Drachinifel
@Drachinifel 4 жыл бұрын
Pinned post for Q&A from His Most Holy Inquisition
@cncmne7404
@cncmne7404 4 жыл бұрын
OI IS THERE ENUFF DAKKA!!!
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 жыл бұрын
Thoughts on the inferior Tau ships?
@va_sirberpasir9708
@va_sirberpasir9708 4 жыл бұрын
Any chance of adversaries win againts the mighty imperial navy?
@limaboy3065
@limaboy3065 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Drachinifel! My Grandfather is a U.S Navy veteran who served aboard the USS Galveston (CLG 3) during the Cuban Missile Crisis. He is turning 80 this year and I want to do something special for his birthday. I know he watches your videos so could you, during a drydock episode, give a quick run through of the USS Galveston including its: specifications, history, and how it was converted into a guided missile cruiser. (My Grandfather’s name is Al by the way.)
@Nonsense010688
@Nonsense010688 4 жыл бұрын
what are your tactical analysis for Grand Admiral Ravensburg plan to defeat Abbadon the harmless in the battle of Gethsemane?
@matthewrobinson4323
@matthewrobinson4323 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, the return of the French Pre-Dreadnought.
@bartfoster1311
@bartfoster1311 4 жыл бұрын
It does somewhat look like a steampunk apartment block..
@Mamorufumio
@Mamorufumio 4 жыл бұрын
thank you for that laugh
@jakesully2868
@jakesully2868 4 жыл бұрын
The Emperor's Hotel
@gokbay3057
@gokbay3057 4 жыл бұрын
With the addition of a giant angel statue for good measure
@matthewrobinson4323
@matthewrobinson4323 4 жыл бұрын
@@gokbay3057 The Mussolini memorial wing of the hotel.
@Nonsense010688
@Nonsense010688 4 жыл бұрын
I did not see this coming... praise the Emperor!
@Chrischi3TutorialLPs
@Chrischi3TutorialLPs 4 жыл бұрын
Des
@BeKindToBirds
@BeKindToBirds 4 жыл бұрын
Then you lack faith! BLAM
@JosipRadnik1
@JosipRadnik1 4 жыл бұрын
Vive l'Empereur!
@Roadrun98
@Roadrun98 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I know right
@MrSleepy677
@MrSleepy677 4 жыл бұрын
But, can it see some torpedo boats?
@davefranklin7305
@davefranklin7305 4 жыл бұрын
To paraphrase Monty Python: "O Lord, bless this Thy Emperor class battleship that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy. Amen."
@donjones4719
@donjones4719 4 жыл бұрын
Her boarding parties are armed with the Holy Grenade of Antioch-Matter.
@daveshrum1749
@daveshrum1749 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jon-paulfilkins7820
@jon-paulfilkins7820 4 жыл бұрын
@@donjones4719 and the number ye shalt count is 3, not 2, nor shall ye count to 4, and 5 is right out!
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 жыл бұрын
That... More or less is accurate to 40K
@mateusz73
@mateusz73 4 жыл бұрын
And the Lord did grin. And the warp did feast on the tyranids, heretics, orc, orangutans, and breakfast cereals....
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 4 жыл бұрын
Finally some real content
@lucasschigart2721
@lucasschigart2721 4 жыл бұрын
I am ever impressed how you manage to sneak that much humor into the discription of utter obliteration even into the tongue of the imperial truth.
@jamestheotherone742
@jamestheotherone742 4 жыл бұрын
Warhammer in its entirety is an expression of dry English humor.
@TheReaper569
@TheReaper569 4 жыл бұрын
YES INQUISITOR THIS IS IS THE HERETIC COMMENT
@tedz_wurld
@tedz_wurld 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like heresy to me....
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamestheotherone742 Nah, the Orks are an expression of American humor and appreciation for shooting.
@merafirewing6591
@merafirewing6591 Жыл бұрын
​​@@SephirothRyu and a huge love for the second amendment.
@mjlindero9065
@mjlindero9065 4 жыл бұрын
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH DRACHINIFEL IS AN IMPERIAL SAINT
@nelsoncheng2674
@nelsoncheng2674 4 жыл бұрын
MJ Lindero and I his Emperor.
@solsdadio
@solsdadio 4 жыл бұрын
“Granted cessation of their base existence”....truly the God Emperor’s generosity is infinite.
@johngregory4801
@johngregory4801 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Thanos to me...
@TheEDFLegacy
@TheEDFLegacy Жыл бұрын
@@johngregory4801 Accurate.
@anonymousstout4759
@anonymousstout4759 4 жыл бұрын
German: well... looks like 10000 ton cruiser for us, no treaty are being violated
@DimoB8
@DimoB8 4 жыл бұрын
HMS Thunderchild: I'm the coolest fictional battleship Emperor Class: Hold my Exterminatus
@kurumachikuroe442
@kurumachikuroe442 4 жыл бұрын
There exists am Emperor-class named Thunderchild in 40k
@anarchomando7707
@anarchomando7707 4 жыл бұрын
The executor Vader's flagship is a lot cooler
@jamesflynn6827
@jamesflynn6827 4 жыл бұрын
@@anarchomando7707 your favorite ship is a ship from a fantasy Universe where xenos and humans live peacefully together? Heresy !!!
@totalwar1793
@totalwar1793 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Misinec Heresy!
@tisFrancesfault
@tisFrancesfault 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesflynn6827 the empire is actually quite xenophobic to non humans. Though if they show skill and talent then they are welcomed to some degree.
@maxkennedy8075
@maxkennedy8075 4 жыл бұрын
Not 10 minuets ago I caught the 40k reference in your “last stand of the Revenge” video and made a comment suggesting you do a 5 min guide on the Emperor class. This is a blessed image. Truly the Emperor is with you. Even if I am a bit spooked by the uncanny timing
@commissarmartin
@commissarmartin 4 жыл бұрын
Careful what you say about uncanny timing, lest the black ships come for you...
@maxkennedy8075
@maxkennedy8075 4 жыл бұрын
commissarmartin O H G O D (emperor) O H F U C K
@JacatackLP
@JacatackLP 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, inquisitor, this comment here!
@commissarlugh1040
@commissarlugh1040 4 жыл бұрын
Rouge pycker!
@skolaskellofkells432
@skolaskellofkells432 4 жыл бұрын
Tis not timing, my friend. But the Omissiah's gift to a loyal servant.
@MichalBialek1
@MichalBialek1 4 жыл бұрын
That is a great gift for us lowly servants of the Emperor in these dark times of Nurgle's Pestilence! Rejoice, for Drachinifel is with us!
@joelluker4443
@joelluker4443 2 жыл бұрын
Terminus Est: Hold my pus
@ussessexcv-9189
@ussessexcv-9189 3 жыл бұрын
I love the slight changes he made to the intro on this specific video. Something about it just gives it that extra bit of epicness that I can't really put my finger on.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 жыл бұрын
About as unexpected as the traitor attack on Istvaan V. At least Drach has reviewed the best space boat there is.
@johnocampo56
@johnocampo56 4 жыл бұрын
AL Exeter, I see you are a man of culture learning about shipgirl history as well.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnocampo56 Fellow Shikikans unite
@murderouskitten2577
@murderouskitten2577 4 жыл бұрын
@@Big_E_Soul_Fragment Fellow shikikan present.
@Grimmtoof
@Grimmtoof 4 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, the best spaceship is the 'ammer class battlekruiser. So much dakka!
@Nonsense010688
@Nonsense010688 4 жыл бұрын
Personal I like the Retribution Class more... more cleaner design and a straight purpose in terms of armament.
@richardkotorac5423
@richardkotorac5423 4 жыл бұрын
Two videos released minutes apart GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!
@MrPuschel
@MrPuschel 4 жыл бұрын
When someone forgets to stop a project and you spend 40.000 years on iterating uponTillman designs.
@HereticalKitsune
@HereticalKitsune 3 жыл бұрын
"Litany of percussive maintainance", I love how self aware 40k can be.
@Nonsense010688
@Nonsense010688 4 жыл бұрын
I love this so much... the changed voice... the lore references... the whole style of speaking and the dialogue...
@jimtalbott9535
@jimtalbott9535 4 жыл бұрын
"Litany of Percussive Maintenance." - Got me. First LOL of the day!
@mrd1433
@mrd1433 4 жыл бұрын
All of us who have who have had to use hand tools too perform our jobs have performed The Litany of Percussive Maintenance.
@MrFlashpoint1978
@MrFlashpoint1978 4 жыл бұрын
Behold! The bright Glory of the Litany of Percussive Maintenance!... "Just give the fucker a good thump"
@dredlord47
@dredlord47 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually canonically a thing in the admech.
@glitterboy2098
@glitterboy2098 Жыл бұрын
@@dredlord47 one of their most common basic maintenance procedures
@Napalmratte
@Napalmratte 4 жыл бұрын
Someone in britain knows how to use some extra hours a day dedicated to KZbin.. Nice one!
@johnforsyth7987
@johnforsyth7987 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@jameslewis2635
@jameslewis2635 2 жыл бұрын
The Litany of Percussive Maintenance - you now have me thinking of a battleship with an entire crew tooled up with nothing but hammers.
@MrHobbes343
@MrHobbes343 4 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I would watch a channel where Drach read 40k lore.
@DepressivesBrot
@DepressivesBrot 4 жыл бұрын
1:30 and I already had to stop for a solid two minutes at "chanting the litany of percussive maintenance"
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 4 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH! HAIL THE MACHINE GOD! PERFORM THE SACRED RITE OF LIKING ON THIS MAGNIFICENT PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT!
@E1nsty
@E1nsty 4 жыл бұрын
Percussive maintenance on that like aparatus!
@benoitbvg2888
@benoitbvg2888 4 жыл бұрын
You know what would've been a really funny April Fool's? Putting in the title "5min more or less" and have the video drag on for 2h.
@Boric78
@Boric78 4 жыл бұрын
Bet your loads of fun at a party, Benoit.
@chrisc1140
@chrisc1140 4 жыл бұрын
The real April Fools joke isn't the ship, it's that the video actually *is* around 5 minutes
@Moredread25
@Moredread25 4 жыл бұрын
He did that for the discussion about coastal fortifications and the Japanese Zero.
@djbiscuit1818
@djbiscuit1818 4 жыл бұрын
@@Moredread25 that's the joke
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 4 жыл бұрын
The original version was two hours long. The Inquisition just redacted most of it. They can be dicks like that.
@tokyozardoz
@tokyozardoz 4 жыл бұрын
The Emperor approves this message.
@nelsoncheng2674
@nelsoncheng2674 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Dolan you shouldn’t speak for me; stay disciplined, my child.
@tokyozardoz
@tokyozardoz 4 жыл бұрын
@@nelsoncheng2674 The Emperor has many names, but "Nelson" is not one of them.
@nelsoncheng2674
@nelsoncheng2674 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Dolan then you must be confused; I am the Emperor, not the one who is many.
@jeffreyskoritowski4114
@jeffreyskoritowski4114 4 жыл бұрын
@@tokyozardoz How do you know he isn't the Emperor?
@tokyozardoz
@tokyozardoz 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreyskoritowski4114 The Emperor propagates his sacred word via KZbin comments? What's next, divine TikTok videos?
@miloszruczynski1230
@miloszruczynski1230 4 жыл бұрын
"...which, by the time ship was comissioned, were pretty much obsolete as the >Chaos Marina< was already putting 18 yards demoncannons on theire vessels"
@StrategosKakos
@StrategosKakos 4 жыл бұрын
"litany of percussive maintenance" made my day
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 жыл бұрын
And in actual fact, knowing the Mechanicus, that probably is actually a thing
@S3rial85
@S3rial85 4 жыл бұрын
"Happy gasmask noises"
@AnimeSunglasses
@AnimeSunglasses 4 жыл бұрын
KRIEG! KRIEG! KRIEG!
@deathtdow
@deathtdow 4 жыл бұрын
Only in death does duty end.
@shiroyasha4995
@shiroyasha4995 4 жыл бұрын
the emperor protects
@jimmyseaver3647
@jimmyseaver3647 4 жыл бұрын
"In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement."
@CSSVirginia
@CSSVirginia 4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the present, there is only you tube, and the laughter of an angry Drach.
@silverfox2741
@silverfox2741 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else imagine Drachinifel is talking about himself when he is talking about the emperor bestowing his holy light upon the heathen foes?
@mr.cactus934
@mr.cactus934 4 жыл бұрын
Silver Fox oh absolutely
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He IS the emperor. So um... well, just some advice, but make sure to install a thought-to-speach system in that ancient magical chair this time around.
@paulsakz1532
@paulsakz1532 4 жыл бұрын
MY HONOR IS CONTEMPT MY SHIELD IS DISGUST MY SWORD IS HATRED IN THE EMPERORS NAME LET NONE SURVIVE!
@MothaLuva
@MothaLuva Жыл бұрын
Not even the own ones!
@talonharibon8577
@talonharibon8577 4 жыл бұрын
Sees notification.. *MY OILED ABS QUIVERS*
@tongtalks5123
@tongtalks5123 4 жыл бұрын
*Pillar men theme begins* Also, TTS?
@YakumoChidori
@YakumoChidori 4 жыл бұрын
Access... Granted!
4 жыл бұрын
We need Brother Santodes here!
@phillipmorel5116
@phillipmorel5116 4 жыл бұрын
Drachinfel lives!!!!! Stomp stomp
@tongtalks5123
@tongtalks5123 4 жыл бұрын
My loincloth is just bursting with anticipation........ My well round chassis... My reactor has smooth continuous beeps. Marsy boys… I want to enter your temple. (I’m pretty sure I messed up the reactor part)
@imannajmiizani6612
@imannajmiizani6612 4 жыл бұрын
Notification: Emperor class - guide 40'00 Me: suddenly remember a line from Warhammer 40k "DIE SCUMS! NO PRISONERS! FOR THE EMPEROR! AAAARRRRRRRRG!!!!
@Nick-rs5if
@Nick-rs5if 4 жыл бұрын
"I will endure a-thousand deaths before I yield" "None who lives can survive the flame" "Brothers, to partake in our crusade is to be immortal" -Dreadnought
@manuel-manufs-sambs
@manuel-manufs-sambs 4 жыл бұрын
The Emperor protects. Also, THIS is how you do April Fools! Well done, sir, well done!
@peacockluke
@peacockluke 4 жыл бұрын
“Litany of percussive maintenance” 😂😂😂
@williamharvey8895
@williamharvey8895 4 жыл бұрын
I'm only 15 seconds into the intro. My jaw is laying on the floor, drooling. Drach you have outdone yourself by several magnitudes. Woof , speechless.
@tanegashima5395
@tanegashima5395 4 жыл бұрын
"It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself!" FOR THE EMPEROR!
@hellboystein2926
@hellboystein2926 3 жыл бұрын
Never ever I played that game but Drachs voice and tone like he is discribing one of his historic battleships is hilarious!
@commanderwolf1182
@commanderwolf1182 4 жыл бұрын
Is this supposed to be a "joke" guide for the 1st of April? I don't get it. These ships are obviously real. Nice try though.
@ChenAnPin
@ChenAnPin 4 жыл бұрын
They are to be real.
@TheAllMightyGodofCod
@TheAllMightyGodofCod 4 жыл бұрын
They are clearly not real. Emperor Class 40.000 don't use gallyfield generators. That is commun knowledge. They all use flux capacitors, same as the Delorian Class cruisers
@nelsoncheng2674
@nelsoncheng2674 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Chen My ships, are to be real.
@Werrf1
@Werrf1 4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke. Everyone was expecting a joke guide for April 1st, so surprise! You get two entirely real ships.
@jannegrey593
@jannegrey593 4 жыл бұрын
Of course it is not a joke. It is just out of Habit for Drach to cover ships after WWII!
@samrowland2816
@samrowland2816 4 жыл бұрын
Well it took locking him in his house with his books and microphone, but we finally got it. Emperor be praised.
@cartoonfoxes
@cartoonfoxes 4 жыл бұрын
April 1 or not, this had better be the start of a new series.
@knusern666
@knusern666 4 жыл бұрын
As Nurgle tighten his grip on the world, a glimmer of hope
@turbowolf302
@turbowolf302 4 жыл бұрын
"The Litany of Percussive Maintenance". I think my ship in Star Citizen just got a new name.
@GintaSuiseiseki
@GintaSuiseiseki 4 жыл бұрын
[Happy imperium noises]
@SandyEA
@SandyEA 4 жыл бұрын
That you were able to keep a straight face while doing this is impressive.
@Darkhorse393
@Darkhorse393 4 жыл бұрын
Even love the modified intro music LOL. Keep it going!!!
@josephdedrick9337
@josephdedrick9337 4 жыл бұрын
April fools, just wait you will be doing series on 40k yet.
@SabinStargem
@SabinStargem 4 жыл бұрын
When does Drach take part in a episode of "What if the Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device", explaining why the Imperium's ships have become so dilapidated? In scathing detail.
@codyspradley6277
@codyspradley6277 11 ай бұрын
bad news my friend
@Atrahasis7
@Atrahasis7 4 жыл бұрын
Bless the Emperor and His light. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the Universe. May He keep Terra for His people.
@BigMeechEJ25
@BigMeechEJ25 4 жыл бұрын
I love you even more for doing this and I always chuckle when I hear your 40k references. The Emperor Protects!
@kylerokosny3876
@kylerokosny3876 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, finally a vessel to defeat the HMS By Jove
@schnarre0
@schnarre0 4 жыл бұрын
..."The Emperor protects....but having a loaded bolter never hurt either! "
@uberrulez103
@uberrulez103 4 жыл бұрын
Having served aboard such a mighty vessel, as have nineteen generations of my progenitors (many of whom continue to serve as cogitators, guiding His Most Holy Judgement to it's intended target), I must commend your efforts in chronicling the majesty of the Emperor class. In any case, I have been assigned to the pulley gang loading the shells into the cannons - I must leave now if we are to fire at -REDACTED- by our scheduled time.
@Tiglath-Pileser3
@Tiglath-Pileser3 4 жыл бұрын
On a day when many revel in falsehoods, you choose to speak The Emperor's Truth.
@supsup335
@supsup335 4 жыл бұрын
I bet it was either that or Honor Harrington. I'm fine with both
@asgardiumccx6216
@asgardiumccx6216 4 жыл бұрын
Ho, review of ship from the honor Harrington univers would be so nice indeed. Even if i fear the lack of visual material.
@Galvars
@Galvars 4 жыл бұрын
@@asgardiumccx6216 The flying dildos? Oh I think there is a lot of... reference materials online.
@luisnunes2010
@luisnunes2010 4 жыл бұрын
I'm for the ships of the royal manticoran navy, too.
@DepressivesBrot
@DepressivesBrot 4 жыл бұрын
@@asgardiumccx6216 There isn't a ton, but between the profiles in some of the books and a few fan renders, I'd say it's on par with some of the usual ships. Now what I'd really like to see is His Imperial Majesty's Planetoid "Dahak", but to my eternal sorrow there is but a single low-poly render of it on the entire internet.
@asgardiumccx6216
@asgardiumccx6216 4 жыл бұрын
@@DepressivesBrot Ho i agree with that. There is material, but not as much as we could hope ^^. And you are right a reveiw of Dahak would be nice.
@ratsstuff1952
@ratsstuff1952 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Sir, Please could you right a wrong regarding Jutland please. My grandfather was on HMS Sparrowhawk, 4th Destroyer Sqn, at Jutland being a PO Stoker during the night action. See Kipling, see Fawcett and Hooper and if you need help contact me and my mate Nick J may help. His grandfather was my Grand Dad's "boss" (and the rest of the fleet for that matter) that night. The night action showed the of bravery of the Royal Navy that Nelson would have been proud of.
@kmech3rd
@kmech3rd 4 жыл бұрын
Next year, please do the Angry Marines' Litany of Litany's Litany. Hearing those calm, measured tones describe the RAGE of the Angry Marines' flagship would be too much fun.
@xmlash234
@xmlash234 4 жыл бұрын
By the Emperor, he's done it! Two uploads within a month. This man truly has the Emperor's guidance through the Warp
@jefaus06
@jefaus06 4 жыл бұрын
Someone is stealing Spacedock's thunder... or maybe Luetin09 could be miffed.
@logandeathrage6945
@logandeathrage6945 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh I see a fellow enlightened one with those two excellent names.
@rudboypaintbrawl
@rudboypaintbrawl 4 жыл бұрын
At the end it was Oculus Imperia almost 1:1 ;)
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, another fellow man of culture, I see. Ave imperator!
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 4 жыл бұрын
Given how often I see requests for these ships in Spacedock's comments, I just assumed this was a Spacedock vid when I saw it in my queue. Especially since Drachnifel had already done one fictional ship for the holiday. To the point that, upon hearing the niftier version of Drach's music, and his voice, I still had to check to find out this was on Drachnifel's channel, rather than a crossover.
@deathtdow
@deathtdow 4 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps Arch Wahammer himself may have new competition.
@b_de_silva
@b_de_silva 4 жыл бұрын
Just finished watching thunder child and there is another video thats just great
@charlesadams1721
@charlesadams1721 4 жыл бұрын
The first time I've ever heard the proper respect paid to the concept of Percussive Maintenance. I used to include the phrase example presentations of how to write operations instructions even including the phrase in classes and seminars, partially to see who was awake or paying attention and often seeing the phrase go right over the heads of many, and to the chuckles of those who understood its proper role. Thank you Drachinifel.
@roryross3878
@roryross3878 4 жыл бұрын
Did not expect to find a BFG vessel on this channel. It may be April Fool's day but you sir have done your research once again! Well done my good man!
@nicholaswalsh4462
@nicholaswalsh4462 4 жыл бұрын
In the name of the Most Holy God Emperor of Mankind, I must demand that this be taken more seriously and expanded into a proper special episode.
@rahbaralhaq
@rahbaralhaq 4 жыл бұрын
Petition to make this a regular video series.
@englishfury1544
@englishfury1544 4 жыл бұрын
seconded
@Viper5delta
@Viper5delta 4 жыл бұрын
"Incantation of the litany of percussive maintenance"...I love it :P
@genericdave8420
@genericdave8420 4 жыл бұрын
Behold the Emperor Class Battleship - All fear me! Thunderchild - Give me Ramming speed
@zumkzwxwq
@zumkzwxwq 4 жыл бұрын
lol It's been a whole year already?! ByJove!!
@dzejrid
@dzejrid 4 жыл бұрын
Me after watching Thunderchild video: it vaguely looks like something out of WH40K Drach: Uploads this video. Me: oh...
@Antares2
@Antares2 4 жыл бұрын
This is the holiest video I've seen on this channel! May it forever bask in the glorious light of the God Emperor! (I know the date, but I still enjoyed it. I love old warships and strangely I also love 40k)
@stuartyoung4182
@stuartyoung4182 4 жыл бұрын
This was the highlight of my day! May the Blessings of the Divine Emperor be upon thee, Drach! Amen! ;-)
@TheAsh274
@TheAsh274 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a guide on the USS Second Amendment Rights, but this is good. Maybe next year
@mikeggg5671
@mikeggg5671 4 жыл бұрын
Ave Imperator! Well done, Saint Drachnifel. Surely, the Light of His Majesty the God Emperor of Mankind shines upon you!
@Werrf1
@Werrf1 4 жыл бұрын
Gloria in excelsis terra.
@sideshowbob
@sideshowbob 2 жыл бұрын
OMG OMG OMG this is the BEST "inside joke" EVER!!!!!!! If you were not a fan of Drachinifel's channel, or naval history in general, you would totally not "get it"
@Zaphodox
@Zaphodox 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I mean this is just too surreal. Really suprised me to find this in your channel. Awesome 😎
@Perktube1
@Perktube1 3 жыл бұрын
Despite the flowing of the endless chants and praises the servants in the Adeptus Mechanicus administer in the building and maintenance of such holy behemoths, I suspect that the Littany of Percussive Maintenance has a catchy beat. 😉
@robert48044
@robert48044 4 жыл бұрын
Well, if this wasn't unexpected.
@IsaiahAmos017
@IsaiahAmos017 4 жыл бұрын
A very good and welcome
@ichduoderer1498
@ichduoderer1498 4 жыл бұрын
well i mean i noticed some refrences but i didnt expect that
@Rob-uc8zr
@Rob-uc8zr 4 жыл бұрын
About as expected as celebrating Stevie’s 1 year anniversary coming home
@jnelchef
@jnelchef 4 жыл бұрын
"And now for something completely different..."
@BazilRat
@BazilRat 4 жыл бұрын
I got a very 'Occulus Imperialis' feel from this video, Drach - and that's a good thing. More please!
@adamdubin1276
@adamdubin1276 4 жыл бұрын
The entirety of this video I was sitting in front of my computer my head down signing the Aquila and stating under my breath that I was not worthy to gaze upon the magnificence of such a vessel...
@artinyyk
@artinyyk 4 жыл бұрын
Some of these treaty era vessels take the piss.
@AdamMGTF
@AdamMGTF 4 жыл бұрын
Like hell is it under 20,000 tons!
@empath69
@empath69 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdamMGTF Well it IS under 20,000... ...megatons. (NOT kilotons tho, sadly)
@AdamMGTF
@AdamMGTF 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed, that said. What space does it displace. Does it have weight if it can't be measured 😳 mind blown. Someone all sciencey will come in now and answer that, even though it's obvious it was rhetorical lol
@CanalTremocos
@CanalTremocos 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdamMGTF Well put. that hull is obviously compliant with the London naval treaty as it has zero displacement, and significant weight only if near an astronomical body. You may need to hide the guns from any compliance inspectors though.
@AdamMGTF
@AdamMGTF 4 жыл бұрын
@@CanalTremocos couldn't agree more old chap, now. I'd say the guns are all sub 16 inch. Certainly not 18.1 inch (or more). Because that's what the emporer told me to say - err I mean, is obvious, to anyone who's not a heritic. Which you would be. Using inches. I mean. The imperium has used metric since 2034 when all old weights were censored, What were we on about? Ah yes guns. More please. Always more. The heritic can't be dakkaed at enough!
@scrambledganglia6946
@scrambledganglia6946 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, I needed this. April has brought forth its bounteous mirth. A little wry humor goes a long way. Thank you.
@andybarth5928
@andybarth5928 4 жыл бұрын
I am a BIG fan of Warhammer 40K - Thank You! a really wonderful 1st of April stuff.... made my day and the comments go crazy... didn´t know WH 40k is so widespread loved - I wipe tears from my eyes.... :-)
@leakycheese
@leakycheese 4 жыл бұрын
Some schools of Imperial Naval Architecture still think there was room for a few more grand cathedrals on this class ;) I didn’t expect to see you do a 40K vessel, even on April 1st, bravo and my compliments!
@captainobvious9233
@captainobvious9233 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, after all these years you are covering a ship that actually exists.
@smeghead357
@smeghead357 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I already listen to you for your naval history reviews. And then you go to 40k, it's a good day to be a servant of the golden throne.
@EvilEmperorZ
@EvilEmperorZ 4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest ship review you have ever posted! Praise the Emperor, beloved by all!
@spartancam-rs5ru
@spartancam-rs5ru 4 жыл бұрын
As someone with precisely 0 knowledge of 40k i have no clue what any of these names and stuff mean but i love it still
@Superuser009
@Superuser009 4 жыл бұрын
One can never go very wrong by simply exalting His Most Glorious and Supreme Imperial Majesty. Or words to that effect, I don't get it either.
@greernelson7419
@greernelson7419 4 жыл бұрын
It does not matter how you praise our most exalted Saviour, only that you do so. I am willing to forgive your lack of knowledge this once,however further transgressions against the God Emperor will not be forgiven and you shall be purged as heretic filth. The Emperor protects.
@thomasscaife6867
@thomasscaife6867 4 жыл бұрын
4:53 "I am sorry. I am just *ABSOLUTELY LIVID* at the moment." -Emperor of Mankind.
@JacatackLP
@JacatackLP 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Scaife GREAT REFERENCE
@tommypetraglia4688
@tommypetraglia4688 4 жыл бұрын
I don't do gaming, and only heard bits about Warhammer but all this matters none for you sir are a wordsmith extraordinaire From 1:39 you had me good: [... Some vessels take many years indeed sometimes generations to construct depending on the size of the shipyards in question and the blessing of the machine God as indicated by the appropriate and timely application of the sacred unguents, the burning of incense, and the incantation of the litany of percussive maintenance for each bolt and rivet that finds itself too overawed by its destiny to fully accept its place in the grand design, at least at first. ...] (Sheer poetry if I say so myself. And there's more) [... The vessels other form of propulsion is a warp drive capable of rending reality in twain to allow the ship, blessed by the God Emperor and protected by the gamma field generators to plunge into the ruinous hellscape of the immaterial - the better to travel to other systems and sectors in order to bring his light and his blessings to all worthy to receive them, for the Emperor class does not hold back its benefits from any and any loyal citizen will appreciate deliverance foul xenons or traitor oppressions delivered by the ship's weapons just as much as those latter foul beings will appreciate being granted a cessation of their base existence to better pave the path for mankind's distant nation of the galaxy. ...] [ ... are but a few of many such vessels to safeguard the Imperium from threats within and without. We are constantly exhorted to hate the mutant the xenons the heretic and by the might of these vessels so shall we deliver the unflinching judgement of the Emperor to those who would seek to halt his vision. Ave deus Imperator sica inimicus ] Like I said... poetry Sacred unguents lol
@Kabayoth
@Kabayoth 4 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful bit of whimsy, Drach. I will add it to your list of accolades which include your acumen, and wicked sense of humor. Thank you. The day is less dreary for this pleasant surprise. (And I've never played this game.)
@Kabayoth
@Kabayoth 4 жыл бұрын
Some say he was built with HMS Triumph due to cost overruns. And Royal Navy historians accost him for evidence of the 1928 Anglo-American Naval War (which of course His Majesty's Navy won) before the outbreak of the Second World War. All we know is, he's called The Drach!
@matthewmcneany
@matthewmcneany 4 жыл бұрын
I would quite happily watch this as a non-april's fool series.
@Autechltd
@Autechltd 4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, I was there when Horus slew the Emperor.
@empath69
@empath69 4 жыл бұрын
Inquisitor: Interesting....version of events you 'remember'; have a seat right over there...
@paulbrozyna3006
@paulbrozyna3006 3 жыл бұрын
Garviel?
@catjudo1
@catjudo1 4 жыл бұрын
The Mighty "Emperor Class" - Bringing the moral greatness of our Most Blessed Emperor to grace the heathen foes that are our unworthy neighbors. May victory be ours!
@anto9571
@anto9571 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic! Been quietly hoping for something like this ever since the mention of recovering the STC for the Fletcher Class.
@harripursiainen5420
@harripursiainen5420 4 жыл бұрын
5:39 Ave Imperator! Gloria in exelcis Terra! Humble wish, do presentation from the most reveard ship of his armadas Battlebarg Litanies of litanies litany.
@asgardiumccx6216
@asgardiumccx6216 4 жыл бұрын
The emperor PROTECT!
@EireHammer
@EireHammer 4 жыл бұрын
Subscribed for the big sexy ship knowledge,found a man of culture with a channel made of glory! Cheers for all the awesome videos mate this is the sweetest icing on a yummy KZbin cake
@jasontwynn7356
@jasontwynn7356 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my many favorites of your videos.
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