Drag Race The Ru-up: Episode 1 (Season 7)

For the record, I don't hate Trixie, her face is just gross
Made this with shit on my computer and the first Rupauls drag race episode of season 7. Enjoy.
I don't own anything in this video
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[@StefanPetrovski5678]

I am legit dying from Jasmine's horse noise.

[@mildred9762]

Please make it stop! I can't my throat is hurting from laughing so much!

[@RonyMtzVideos]

SAMEEEEEE😂😂😂😂

[@saulimagine4995]

ME TOO

[@idafrankenstein1123]

Who dosent! XD

[@chadrickandrews5331]

GAGGED!!

[@wikid1992]

violets "oh la la" is so tragic

[@88xxchristina]

THAAANK YOU! pearl's intro line was the best intro ever.. "sup"

[@marqui-3795]

wikid1992 y’all know what song that is?

[@janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904]

💀

[@jasper3012]

Marqui - the song they dub over it is la love by fergie

[@jetsofaqua2206]

@@marqui-3795 Emanual and Jasper have limited musical knowledge it's actually What is Love by Deee-lite kier says ooo la la la la the EXACT way Violet did. Violet isn't a basic bitch she loves Lady Kier from Deee-lite!

[@moonbintrash218]

"I'm a bRRRRGH fan of Kennedy Davenport" I am crying

[@Joybaumar]

HAHAHHAAHHA

[@charliehoneypie5091]

B*tch, me too, the f*ck😂

[@That.Contentcreator]

My soul died laughing 🤣 and i ooop

[@adorablehippo281]

the Russian caption for katyas yellow spring look at 2:37 says Shakira

[@blazeamaze]

I was waiting for someone to notice that lol

[@poemsbypoetry]

lol

[@attentionwhore7273]

The name though!

[@TimmmTim]

Its actually Šakira.

[@nakedmolerat2479]

CrogerMan what's the difference?

[@Joybaumar]

My concept is to be Naked, but still OVERWEIGHT😂😂😂😂

[@hopefearchild]

As if she had another option

[@rumblefish9]

@@hopefearchild whoosh

[@dslashg]

(3:49)

[@Adaminsky]

bertasu It’s a joke sis. Learn to laugh.

[@colonel_bootycakes]

@bertasu this channel would be funny to you if you didn't get offended about everything

[@ZackArad]

This is incredible.

[@TheMOH1441]

Haha i follow you on tumblr 😂

[@wellsn98105]

Zack Arad by.,,,, c

[@jmgarcia5646]

Whooooo cares!

[@ReggieGurl04]

"I'm Sasha Belle" "Whoooooooooo Cares???" 💀☠️💀

[@gatsbysdead]

Back again cuz I realized that this was my first exposure to cbat and now it's a meme. Life comes full circle.

[@katarinavictoria8703]

came back to this video after a few years and completely forgot about CBAT in it😭

[@siray3232]

omg sameee

[@skapitapita]

This is where I discovered the song 😅

[@509draglegends9]

Why is Trixie always shit on. Personally, I think she's fierce

[@AiraRia]

Chris Fontenot Trixie is one of my favorite's, I love heeerrrr

[@TheSEJJES]

Trixie is amazing

[@supergeeky7529]

she's my girl!!!

[@pasqualeperrone1560]

Trixie and Katya are everything

[@InsaneNuYawka]

And look where she is now!

[@brattyz]

this is where i knew id heard CBAT from

[@NataliaTheMonster]

Jasmine's horse noises are the best

[@dajamsteryo]

"I would describe Pearl as some kinda...Bitchhh" i dunno why but that keeps me giggling each time i play this video just like with Jasmine's horse noises

[@pika23]

Hehehehe Jasmine and the horse noises make my frikkin DAY! Got me wheeze laughing like katya

[@CastaniaMonet]

THE PART WHERE JASMINE WALKED IN IM DONEE DBHJSDNJSDNS

[@RobynLynette]

As if the horse noises for Jasmine weren't funny enough, they played 'Pony' by Ginuwine when she entered!!!! lmfao i'm dead

[@pbjsamwich3407]

IM CRYINGGGG. I ALWAYS GO BACK TO THIS VIDEO, IT HAS ME ROLLING FROM START TO FINISH AND EVERY SECOND IN BETWEEN.

[@timwill321]

“my name is PRECIOUS 🗣” lmaoooooooo i’m legit crying

[@JamaicaRouge]

“How y’all doing?! My name is PRECIOUS!” Lmao!!!’ I am screaming! The voice of Mo’Nique!

[@AndrewsUniverse]

THAT...........WAS AMAZING!

[@neonbible27]

" My name is PRECIOUS ! " JAAAAAAAAAAAA ! xD

[@bondfool]

God damn, these are meaner than I remember.

[@HeckYeahJupiter]

2:33 Iykyk

[@sophnob]

Going back to these seasons, you can really tell who the filler queens are cause you completely forget about them

[@TheOnlyDetox]

I. Can. Not. Deal.

[@thrownaxes581]

"I'm Kennedy Davenport and I'm..." "WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!" I'm DYING SNEJJDJDUDUDUSKSJ ABHAGAHAHGAHAHAHHA 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cairothaboxer]

SPACE LATRICE

[@shayhaberkhanin9818]

That was great! But please - next time make it slower - I bearly was able to read and sink in all of your comments

[@jeffreylee3126]

I'm dead. You said "TERRY CREW AS WHITNEY HOUSTON" for jasmine masters spring look

[@vinsukun_]

this was obviously made before Trixie became one of the most loved drag queens in the entire world

[@MayoChiii]

please dont stop making them OMMMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING HENNNNNY

[@juanmarcosquiroga6239]

NOT THAT SONG 2:33 😭😭😭

[@pixlescounted1617]

The shade is strong with this video.

[@ItsMrSmurf]

God I hated Jasmine Masters

[@henryriley4958]

A lot of people did 💁😂 I can't stand her

[@shanewicher1363]

She was great material for the Ru-Up though

[@notthefather3919]

We're in a minority.

[@hiimnotsad1140]

When they showed Danny devito I died

[@danielle3020]

"Alaska's Grandma" I'm gone😂

[@IlmurOsp]

why do you hate violet so much

[@april6634]

I'm obsessed with when Kennedy walks in and jasmine makes the horse noises

[@delartiel]

I really expect the "who cares?" when Rupaul came in

[@crystaldragon15]

The horse noises over Jasmine has me literally howling with laughter!!

[@KhalilCarterJr]

OMG them run ways reads lol I'm dying especially at Terry Crews dressed as Whitney Houston Chile ☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀 LMFAO!!! 😂I LOVE u for this

[@juanmena3240]

I laughed through the whole video.

[@alfredogiulfo5426]

This is hysterical! The shade of it all! Jaidynn Diore Fierce's introduction, "precious" and the whole body thing, as well as Jasmine's horse noises, it was epic!

[@martingomezmarinich7059]

I cant believe ive found this. Ive watched it countless times

[@nmu3953]

I like how Tempest's hair still hits the ceiling 😂😂😂

[@residentevilnerd]

this is too much. thank you for making this exist.

[@EmanMorrison]

Although I had to pause and replay several times but it was worth it! awesome vid is awesome. Give your genius subtitles more time in next video please :)

[@jaicekrabs4832]

The OG and best out of all these parodies.

[@FKAMaurice]

You need to stop, jaidyn as 'precious' has me dead😂😂😂

[@nachoaveragecaleb]

I know I'm late but I died from the Jasmine "Pony" and horse noise sequence XD

[@Ashley-tv4nw]

the women who says "WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARES" gets me every time

[@demon2051]

"My names PRECIOUS!"

[@madmadameminx]

OMG! I just found these today! I could not breath for laughing. Thank you, blaze amaze! Bummed that the last ep was taken down.

[@coisasdemacho1594]

Oh God, the horse noises...I thought I would die

[@TreeCookies]

You need to make one for every episode I'm crying omfg

[@daddythurgo592]

What is the song after Violet says 'ooh la la la'?

[@branman81794]

Its fergie

[@thrownaxes581]

La love or something

[@briyannarodrellar9850]

La Love by fergie

[@No1SlapFIGHTFan]

The horse noises when Jasmine burned herself with the hot glue, I died lmaooo The only thing I didnt care for about this vid was that captions were waaay to fast I was pausing and rewinding every second.

[@alej_ndrod1927]

Jasmine hot glue mishap replaced with the horse fucking set me on fire so I can crystalliz and become a butterfly ready for the runway

[@alexiagutierrez1747]

I need these back in my life

[@jadedandy3000]

Jasmine Master horse noise had me dying!!! I love this video! everything about it is awesome and funny!

[@gavriildoukatas482]

song at 02:38?

[@enriquemunozcuellar3520]

This is one of the best videos you have done!! I always go back to this video. Great job papi

[@aniluvswesties]

The spontaneous guy throwing up had me CRYING 😂😂😂

[@mattlion69]

that was hysterical. I was eating boston baked beans while watching this and almost died laughing.

[@AJ_3895]

I died on Jasmine's entrance!! 😂😂

[@MG25]

"my concept is to be naked but still overweight" XD XD i cant

[@ALerbitis]

this is AMAZING! The Katya screech at 1:01 is my favorite part

[@Luba.Lukasa]

This editing has me weak 😂

[@sakamotodes1690]

Im am LIVING for Katya'd entrance translation! 😂

[@lyrictaylor9082]

There definitely should've been a mini clip of Shrek and Fiona's father pulling the roast pig apart @3:50 for Ginger😂👌🏻

[@thetragicomical]

Watching this again, I have to point out the riffs on the runway looks are my most favorite part about these.

[@croctologist]

the birth of kandys "what the fuck"

[@Jaaae00]

Jasmine's Runway with the tishel, ass and kuht kuht. I DIED!

[@rian4960]

LMAOO 3:15 JASMINES HORSE NOISE AND WHEN THEY SAID “ my name is PRECIOUS”

[@kassiediana6193]

"Terry Crews as Whitney Houston" I'm still laughing.

[@XaiIrwin]

This is everything I never knew i needed!!

[@1TommyP323]

Liar Liar clip was perfectly timed!

[@jbauer72]

The Jasmine entrance had me crying laughing. The clopping of the hooves and everything.

[@ValerianDoom]

pearls fur look was stunning lml

[@richisaralegui]

The horse noises i can't😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@toshipanda235]

I can't even… This is the best thing I've ever seen I'm crying LMFAO

[@pavelz2630]

the way they dissed Jasmine Masters is JUST GENIUS! xddd

[@C00kii0]

Cant breath, as soon as the horse noise came in i was done xD

[@ktmcgoogle7927]

I love this but the guy who made this is probably the type of fan that loves roxxy....

[@prehistoricvandalism7783]

Even as a jasmine stan, the horse noises are fucking iconic

[@thetragicomical]

Fucking Mr. Plinkett, I can NOT. Holy shit that is a good use of that sound clip.

[@lucasbuenofm8760]

omg how am i only discovering this now? mr plinkett reference too omggg. great video and greetings from Brazil

[@librarysuicides]

the fucking horse noises kill me everytime i come back to watch this

[@lanacrowley7337]

THE HORSE NOISE KILLS ME EVERYTIME

[@mikemike5211]

Genius! And way better than the bore-fest known as Untucked this season!

[@ChrisThomas_]

This is SO funny.. Can't even handle it!

[@MrMasterball1]

“Space latrice” im crying

[@Mydarlingsxoxo]

I watch these videos high af and I love them

[@kennaem1]

this is fucking hilarious oh my god. the horse noises with jasmine I'm fucking dying

[@nikkibuzz599]

‘Precious’😂😂☠️☠️

[@Alex__19]

omfg this is f*cking hillarious! MORE, PLEASE, MORE!!!

[@ddmvnsej]

Thank u god for giving us this human

[@oliviarichards3517]

oh my god I cannot count how many times I've rewatched when jasmine masters makes the cocoon and neighs, I'm DEAD! 😂

[@xPockyCrazy]

The Trixie shade~ I approve

[@darkphoenix474]

I think I died for a few seconds, hilarious