Dragon Slayer - NSP

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Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!

[@chrischandler7563]

"I can bench a whole continent" *is benching a whole planet God he is so humble its amazing

[@moltencandlecrab]

*Continental shelf

[@jedconwell75]

@@moltencandlecrab Nerd

[@moltencandlecrab]

Oof

[@salmonkindalikeme9316]

Frostbite hey don’t listen to him, I know you’re not a nerd *nuzzles your tummy with all 7 fingers*

[@jedconwell75]

Frostbite I apologise for my actions, it was not correct to call you a nerd, I shall remember this next time I see any comment ever made, have a good day and keep on diddlng

[@dragonlord1689]

When you roll a nat 20 on performance but a nat 1 on deception

[@vanilla7349]

underrated comment

[@crash5810]

Nat 1 on persuasion

[@furyninja1625]

Diplomacy or bluff

[@antonybraus325]

Yo, I fucking snorted haha

[@CrunchyRhombus]

Your over due comment trophy: 🏆

[@SharpVCN]

I love all the absurd things Dans says in this. Like how he says he's in a band.

[@alexandereakins8917]

Sick burn bruh. lmao

[@bradical5318]

He is the band

[@ratman2580]

@@bradical5318 I'm pretty sure it's only him and Brian, so if my definition of band is correct it's not a band

[@itrogash]

@@ratman2580 two people band is definetly a thing

[@isaachamilton7976]

You mean he didn't blow up the sun?! Then who did?

[@taltamir]

"I brought the dragon to you, it is the one that I slew and attests that my story is totally true" - the most impressive thing about this is that apparently he is also capable of resurrection

[@TwiggyShei]

Tal Tamir it wouldn’t be the first time a Jew had that power XD

[@TwiggyShei]

@Jion Nnnnnnoooooo he was most definitely not, considering Christianity was founded AFTER the Resurrection of Christ. Why do you think they called him "King of the Jews"?

[@michaelkolman8313]

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the Dragon's voice is just Dan singing in a lower range

[@videogamemessiah4988]

damn now that you've said it I noticed it I always thought it was arin

[@michaelkolman8313]

I did too until a few days ago, lol

[@ninjasexpartydrumcovers187]

+Michael Kolman holy shit ive never realized that hahaha

[@asomefacepro]

+Michael Kolman Wait it's not Arin?!

[@kingmarlexia]

+Michael Kolman omfg....

[@cousycousy]

I feel like the people whos first NSP experience is the Under The Covers album, are going to be very confused when they watch this.

[@justindoyle9024]

yea

[@2mccue4u27]

+CalculatorBomb Though personally I think their cover album is their best work yet, musically.

[@cousycousy]

+Andrew McCue Uhhh YEAH.

[@iana8932]

+CalculatorBomb I feel like ive been living a life full of lies until now, not confused at all

[@Aeivious]

+CalculatorBomb a large amount of people introduced to nsp are probably game grumps fans so id assume its nothing new to them

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I love that comicbookgirl19's expressions suggest she was actually into Danny's confidence at first, before being confused and eventually exasperated at his outragous lying.

[@AzureRadio]

What lying? That supposed all so totally happened

[@Bangaudaala]

What do you mean he IS in a band

[@jordanbetteridge1598]

Everyone knows what would work with ComicBookGirl19 (Danika). Talk about X-men, specifically Dazzler.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

@@jordanbetteridge1598 Dazzler is pretty fun, TBH

[@jordanbetteridge1598]

@@CaptainDoomsday Well she is better than Jubilee, yeah.

[@bluemonkey3072]

Came here from the Level Up animated video. This... why would they ever attempt something so impossible like making a better version of this masterpiece

[@cookedhams]

level up version leaving out dragon dance is insane... i love both of them vry much tho

[@slaughterbottle69]

My only complaint with the level up version, which isn't really even much of a complaint, is that I think the synthesizer sound in the beginning sounds better on the original

[@popcandymoon766]

that little dance arin does when he first pops up is ADORABLE. love this song

[@84warhead]

+popcandy moon It's the expression on his face when he first appears that gets me every time I watch this video.

[@popcandymoon766]

Happy KZbinr I know right??

[@MultiYoshiman]

Where is arin in this song

[@popcandymoon766]

+MultiYoshiman he's the "dragon"

[@MultiYoshiman]

What are you talking about, it's a real dragon?

[@Carlitonsp1]

Dragon Dance? He must have really needed to boost Attack and Speed.

[@sailordarty9032]

Damn it! You made that joke before me!

[@chaincat33]

He was setting up for a sweep and it worked.

[@user-uw2bp6xl2b]

Na Quagsire would have come in and wreaked

[@chaincat33]

Mega Quagsire nah man he got the dragon dance off and he knows grass knot pound and eruption

[@sailordarty9032]

***** Hello Dinkles!

[@mastahc411]

Still listening to this 10 years later lol

[@itsanapricot4545]

I have not seen a single person mention how perfect Danny’s “OH YEAH” at 0:46 was, one of my favorite nsp vocal moments

[@user-hb8dt4uo4x]

That "oh yeah" is one of the main reasons why I am such a big NSP fan to this day

[@ghoullazarus2835]

His voice is truly amazing.

[@anicant]

Honestly I agree but the "When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin mythical beast" is one of my favorite lines lyrically and vocally in all of nsp

[@itsanapricot4545]

@@anicant I also feel like “I swung my horse like a club, and it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun” is also top 1-2 lines in their entire history

[@denebshousewife]

Poor Ross never got to have that brunch with Danny..

[@barretmitchell299]

thats what I thought

[@15nutmeg]

sad ross is the saddest thing ever

[@boyoftrick_9084]

Solution Play one of his Mario maker levels than you can with good conscience say fuck him.

[@dswizz3616]

+Boyoftrick_90 yeah

[@chrisodonnell1120]

Truly a fate worse than death.

[@dark5tv]

I can't believe I wasted $12 on The Hobbit when I could have waited for this...

[@christianbunton2422]

i love your videos dark5

[@alrightgaming4239]

Same here love the vids, but you should have waited

[@notsans9995]

your videos fucking suck you sellout piece of shit

[@XionWillow]

Imagine saying this and then seven years later Mystic Crystal comes out

[@sometimespocket8]

“And we fought so hard I missed a long standing appointment for brunch” *cuts to Ross sitting at a table looking sad*

[@alexrodriguez4643]

God dammit, Danny

[@LordChristoff]

2:40, I love that they kept Danny being smacked in the face by the guitar in.

[@TheBPMCrew]

To be honest, I didn't notice that until now

[@qnteban]

2:06 thats not a dragon, its a raptor!

[@RhysCanKill]

Awwhahaha I see what you did there

[@dvddpr]

That raptor has so much ego!

[@rasamatazz9823]

I like how at 2:35 Brian's just kinda doing his own thing but then he notices Dan is totally jamming out and headbanging and tries to do it too while still staring deep into the camera. It's art.

[@braydenhill4033]

Rasamatazz 🤣

[@morganatheok4892]

No one: Bowling scene allies when you get a strike: 2:09

[@justinhopcroft937]

The fact nobody replied to this is criminal, I clicked it and it had me rolling!

[@Mayo-oi6cs]

Lmao this is so funny

[@AYellowPepper]

Yup. Dannys voice has more punch in this original version! The new one feels soft washed :x

[@f0rest_nymph0]

Danny should be in the half-time show of Super Bowl 51

[@fernirvine2126]

Yes!

[@zacaltman87]

+Aiden Pearce dude, Patriots Vs. Panthers With NSP, and starbomb at halftime. THAT IS MY WISH

[@GamingJourneyMan]

+Metanight9000 Don't forget TWRP!!!

[@zacaltman87]

yea dude, Them too. That would be the best.

[@mediumsizedcat7850]

no way, he'd win the whole thing himself just by being there

[@cjinl2428]

I just paid for a song for the first time in my entire life. I just love Danny, the Grumps, and NSP so much. I felt obligated to support them.

[@Teostraa]

I wanna buy one of their albums!!

[@natekasper7454]

i wish i had your.... whats the word? oh right, money. If I had 5 billion dollars, i would give them AT LEAST 5 million dollars. Just for the band. Oh i would personally write them checks of 2 million each because they are just awesome people. Sadly, i cannot. I am to poor D:

[@nikolasbryant4235]

Tyler, TheCreator Wow. A self-deprecating joke *and* a sick burn? You took it to the next level dude.

[@Dameleon6]

Haha Danny is awesome

[@sixxfeetdown9716]

arin would really put on a dragon suit for 5 bucks

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@lmaonikki I don't see you denying that Arin would do it for $5 though...

[@TLcool4]

this comment section reminds of the time that Arin got bribed with 8 no 13 dollars to let dan win on 10 minute power hour

[@randpool5662]

No he would do it for free

[@ZainR]

I love the animation of the new one but for sound, this version I still love more

[@weasleynmunatoti]

Barry is sometimes enjoying his role as a unicorn way too much haha he's so precious

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

happy vibing unicorn, can't go wrong!

[@polinco737]

Barry's the best, man!

[@beefrd]

Is no one going to talk about Ross standing in the corner, alone, trying to balance a cup on his head in the very beginning?

[@bocmaxima9721]

Well I was going to talk about it, but you've covered it.

[@vernonroche8965]

WhouffleForever Aww I didn't Notice that. Thanks : -)

[@jrlonergan6773]

I never noticed this

[@whattheletsplay4199]

Well he had nothing better to do since Danny stood him up

[@GamerboyJacobTheAnger]

We don't talk about ross

[@rjc89]

This will always be the true story of how Dan and Arin met, to me.

[@BreadGuy01]

Gotta love that, even in Dan's fantasy, she's unimpressed. It adds way more to the song xD

[@Wallis_2001]

How dare they show us sad Ross?!

[@BigFootTheater]

They want to torture our hearts. 😭

[@Jimmblet]

How dare he put us who like Mario Maker in hell?

[@eliasroos7185]

It feels so good to finally see him suffer in return for what he did to that robot in SOMA.

[@DoggieWoof]

+Ashley1epic Thats what that demon gets

[@fredjones5698]

+doggie wolf ROSS IS AN ANGEL

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

Is Ninja Brian basically the musical equivalent of The Stig?

[@marcusdeakin8110]

Frisbee Except better

[@smelfhick3060]

Marcus Deakin except deadlier

[@PKim321]

That would be Daft Punk

[@ryuuxela5003]

TheKoreanOG daft punk have a voice they use auto-tune

[@astarientertainment7426]

Frisbee Ninja Brian can't sing, because if he did, his voice would be so majestic that it would destroy everything within a 500 mile radius.

[@fufutg9543]

Ross got stood up by Danny. Ross got his revenge in Mario Maker. It all makes sense now.

[@ExcelExcel]

I absolutely love the Level Up version, but there's something delightful about the low budget version of this video.

[@TheFunwichHorror]

Can someone mod this song into Skyrim please? Imagine rocking out to this after fucking up Alduin.

[@CKnightZero]

You can add it to your custom songbook on the become a bard mod. You can have your Dragonborn sing his own dragon slaying praises all over Skyrim.

[@gnatfelton4117]

+NightShade absolutely

[@augt2554]

That would be awesome

[@gnatfelton4117]

tru

[@ibrahimalandalusi7219]

On it, gimme a few days fam

[@BiasedGuy123]

I had a dream that I was still in high school, and NSP came to play for us. Danny said he wanted someone from the audience to play with them, and he chose me. I went up there, and was total shit. I walked out mid-gig, getting made fun of the entire way. Well, for some reason, I couldn't handle it and ran away from school and home. Well, when I came back, I was hugged, scolded, and Danny himself was there. He busted out these words of wisdom on me: "Look, man. There's nothing wrong with not being good at something. Everyone has at least one thing they aren't good at. I suck balls at video games, but I still do it with Arin and Ross. Besides, I've seen a lot worse on stage. The point is, no one expects you to be a one-man-army. You are who you are, and should take pride in that. Now stop crying and go get 'em." Needless to say, woke up today in tears.

[@semkoops]

That's beautiful man.

[@CascadianRanger]

I just feeled

[@rolray2]

Why the fuck can't I have a dream like that. If I ever have a dream about Danny it'll probably be me walking in on him having intercourse with my mom or something.

[@AstralMuffin105]

Wow...that's an awesome dream, and I can totally imagine Danny saying something like that. I'm jealous of you and your dream now, friend. :o

[@BiasedGuy123]

AstralMuffin105 Hey, don't be jealous. I've messaged Danny before, and I can assure you, if you support him, he'd do the exact same for you. He really cares about his fans, and that's the main reason I'm subbed to him. As long as Danny connects to the little guy like me and you, I'll always support him.

[@Jayyemi]

The new one sounds better but the intentionally crappy aesthetics of this video will always hold a special place in my heart

[@erniegumbo6288]

I’ve been having a rough time because of a breakup but these goofy songs make my days so much brighter :)

[@viktorthecreator4458]

"And the scientist" Which scientist? I see two.

[@shrektheogre4349]

what

[@viktorthecreator4458]

Shrek The Ogre Ninja Brian has a PhD in theoretical physics.

[@wackyplant3722]

+Viktor the Creator ayyyyye I see what you did there

[@KamikazeChinaman]

+Viktor the Creator Shhh, that's from his dark troubled past.

[@Cleverhandle357]

Well played sir

[@nany9637]

HOW HAVE I JUST NOTICED THAT THE BOOK OF STUFF THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED WAS WRITTEN BY MIKE ARUBA?!?? wowowee

[@Keshin-chan]

Natalie Martinez *Aruba.

[@samlewis2426]

I saw this comment and looked for it... Found it... Lost my shit.

[@Barnowl65]

Dan: Hey Arin! You wanna direct a music video where you dress up in a dragon suit and Barry dresses up in a unicorn suit and I try to impress a girl by saying I slaid a dragon? Arin: You had me at dragon suit.

[@kireischonbeau7485]

My favorite headcanon is that- because the dragon's singing is clearly Dan with a deep voice- is the the dragon is NOT some guy Dan met at the bus station, but Dan himself, ducking around a corner and hurriedly throwing on a dragon costume before popping up in front of a pretty girl. Like the funniest version of superman ever.

[@SeraphRyan]

I think my favorite thing was when they were introducing the dragon, and Ninja Brian in the background keeps teleporting around when the camera changes angles, so he was in every shot in different places.

[@therouanneragnerock3104]

Same I lost it when I noticed.

[@dropoutboi1782]

+Ichigo The Bisexual i didn't know you rolled that way ichigo

[@mcparker8408]

is it bad that this is my favorite nsp song yet I never noticed that

[@venator8424]

+SeraphRyan he doesnt teleport, theres an infinite number of ninja brians everywhere to kick ass all over the universe

[@alexandredault-deblois8831]

you know that egoraptor is in

[@gilbittner1374]

man that dragon looks like arin.

[@kingofbleh]

+Lauren Bittner I though it was him when I first saw this.

[@kingofbleh]

+Rambard Is that so?

[@DementedN]

+Lauren Bittner I know, right? And the Barrycorn totally looks like Barry.

[@HoneyRuruka]

+Demented N and that Manticore looks like Brian

[@kingofbleh]

Guys

[@jenniferpoynter2597]

Dragon Dance really did it for me that was the best part that I think that I love

[@nickferrum9829]

Danny as a football player gives me so much joy

[@mephostopheles3752]

Sad Ross makes me sad...

[@BiteTheHook]

I thought the same thing. That was so sad.

[@SpiffyFella]

SeaBiscuit sad ross was honestly my favorite part. XD

[@xDarkTrinityx]

SeaBiscuit I hate his sad face.. it just makes me want to give him a hug :

[@RanOutOfSpac]

SeaBiscuit I also felt the feels.

[@Starless_paste]

SeaBiscuit sad ross makes everyone sad :(

[@conalgriffith-cochrane6029]

It took me listening to the song about 10 times to realize that the dragon singing bit wasn't Arin, it was Dan.

[@Ferrant621]

It took me until reading your comment as that part happened to play. Feels bad, man.

[@Mastergamer616]

I CANT HEAR IT

[@gameperson62]

Now I hear it

[@Ferrant621]

***** ***** Skip to that part and listen to it, but don't watch the video. Your eyes play tricks on your ears. It really sounds like Danny after the "IIIIIIII am a. . ."

[@GamingGoddess32]

Omg! That just blew my mind. I always thought it was Arin too! XD

[@SeiZ4G0]

You know, I only just noticed Danny: it was ninety million, hundred-fifty thousand, hundred (90,150,100) feet in the air The Sign: ninety quadrillion, hundred-fifty million, hundred (90,000,000,150,000,100) ft That is modesty and humility befitting a true dragonslaying hero

[@vixii_spl]

Barry in a unicorn suit gives me life

[@nathanielleguizamo409]

And as always, the Manticore will take that life

[@StunningSteve]

the chorus for this is fucking condensed milk in musical form

[@RPS361]

Is that good...?

[@kalo_vera]

***** "Condensed milk is cow's milk from which water has been removed. It is most often found in the form of sweetened condensed milk, with sugar added, and the two terms "condensed milk" and "sweetened condensed milk" are often used synonymously today" - wikipedia Sounds good to me.

[@StunningSteve]

oh its FUCKING AWESOME

[@crepmonkey600000]

as Hidan Kishin said. pudatshitonstraaaburys and its delicious

[@evillink1]

Sorry to break it to you, but that's not "milk".

[@DarkRainb0wKnight]

This song is obviously ficticious. Everyone would have picked Dan in that situation, hell any situation for that matter.

[@RamadaArtist]

One of my favorite things about Danny, is that despite being very definitely a straight dude, everyone in the world is attracted to him.

[@kyrasoze516]

I am entirely Dansexual.

[@amethysttvgl1601]

So I first watched the animated remake and saw people commenting about this one.... and yeah I see why people kept saying both were good but this one is timeless XD

[@FullmetalAsian]

Okay so dragon Arin is like my favorite thing ever

[@ZombieDasher]

The Lady - comicbookgirl19 The Dragon - Egoraptor The Unicorn - Barry Kramer The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh The Weightlifter - Marty Benson The Naked Guy - Zan Alda The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler The Manticore - ? Ross - Ross Love it, Ross - Ross

[@Jose-fl5wv]

The Manticore - ? Amazing! They revealed the manticore, who is ?

[@superbearchrist1716]

8Bit FoxGameplay yea ninja Brian is the manticore every wonder why they're never in the same shot

[@superbearchrist1716]

8Bit FoxGameplay I didn't know they had a wiki well then again doesn't everything under the sun have a wiki page.

[@sophielouise7349]

***** Yeah Ninja Brian confirmed he is the Manticore at the last Magfest NSP panel (:

[@azogtheuglee4889]

***** i'm pretty sure the manticore is played by ninja brjdrtjhuilgjhtfgrd9rQAWFTIDEWO6RI9IIJJCDCIUP1

[@GrimZombiex]

**Came for the song** **Never left**

[@EntoanThePack]

Did Ninja Brian get you XD

[@GrimZombiex]

Ye- no.... **Help**

[@michaelsavard8689]

"That dude is a scientist, but I already cured all diseases last week!".... Hey, Danny. Can we get you to that again?

[@samuelallen2831]

For legit the last six years this has been my morning alarm. It’s so damn perfect.

[@heysticks]

Every time he starts a verse with "ooo yeah" I fall in love even more

[@ZaneBlalock]

I know right!? -- It started with the dinosaur laser fight song for me xD ***** definitely Barry's abs

[@homuhomu-chansshittymusicc4051]

That mountain is 27,432,000,045,720 (27.4 trillion) km tall, to put that into perspective pluto is 7.5 billion km away from earth. this means that even moving at the speed of light it would take him 1059 days (2.9 years) to scale the mountain, and then a further 1059 day to get back down. so with 2118 days (5.8 years) being the fastest he could have traveled (ignoring the fact he would need infinite energy to do this) I think he would have missed more than a long standing appointment for brunch.

[@izzythefizzy4]

You seem awesome, that is all.

[@KoolKarl123]

Dude he was obviously traveling faster bro with magic and awesomeness breh this is Dan bro

[@MCCanaryVideos]

I dunno man, he seems pretty fun at parties I'd chill with this guy

[@theinkygliscor4689]

He got there in .0638 seconds because they were going at the speed of Brian

[@homuhomu-chansshittymusicc4051]

how could I have been so blind D:

[@MrKittles1123]

Some of the greatest lyrics ever written: “...I rode up to the mountain top, it was ninety-million-hundred-fifty-thousand-hundred feet in the air/til I found the dragon’s cave and I fought through his army of awesome karate-bears/the dragon’s breath was a blast from hell, and we fought so hard I missed a long-standing appointment for brunch/then I swung my horse like a club, and it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun!”

[@cloudfangLP]

I’m so fucking pumped for the level up version of this

[@anantonyproduction]

Original title: dragon slayer (karaoke version)

[@Melkimund]

man something is wrong with the view counter, it olny shows the amout of times i have watched the video.

[@HLGmatrix1]

LAWL

[@officerjd1285]

I know, I seem to be having the same problem, plz somebody show how to fix this

[@sleepy_jean]

How do people like this? They're just saying a problem

[@TheTonzLDN]

Jean Kirschtein It's a joke, what the counter says is a very high number because of all the people that watched it but they have seen it so many times that they 'think' it is just what they have seen. The guy is just saying that he watches this a lot.

[@sleepy_jean]

Ahh at first I believed he had a genuine problem with his machine. I was confused by why people liked it. Thanks

[@HotPepperGaming]

I volunteer to take Ross to brunch. The brunch will consist of spicy peppers.

[@b2j135]

DO IT ROSS!!! DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!

[@miguelortiz6741]

I volunteer to enjoy watching Ross having a brunch consisting of spicy peppers with Hot Pepper Gaming.

[@meomajora9616]

I'd watch that. Probably about 7 times.

[@MegaMcCurtis]

Hot Pepper Gaming has had a severe lack of australian animators lately.

[@RegeroTerra]

Ross reviews Eryi's Action while eating Ghost Peppers.

[@jeems1012]

It was super cool to see Comic Book Girl 19 in this video.

[@jessicaledoux4069]

I always seem to forget that Danny is a musician because I first saw him on Game Grumps, but just watching his videos and performances it honestly makes me cry because he pours his heart and soul into this and it is absolutely a fantastic time watching how happy he is. I genuinely started crying haha. Also Ninja Brian's face throughout all the videos cracks me up to no end.

[@NinjaW3as3l12]

I'm here for Mimi

[@kourii]

Yop, I was gonna say that.

[@0707akuma]

When Arin popped out in the dragon suit, I about died laughing. xD

[@williamthehammer1]

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am a dragooooooooooooooooooooooon!" XD

[@itiscujo]

Wow. Watching this after the mystic crystal really puts everything in perspective. They've always been hysterical, but they've come an amazing way, stay awesome guys!

[@m3gAm37aLmAnX]

I was just introduced to these guys like a few weeks ago, and already I'm getting serious Tenacious D and Lonely Island vibes. In fact, they're almost like a combined version of the two, which is fucking awesome :D

[@ChosenOne41]

lol @ Barry as the unicorn. He just looks so ridiculous but he also looks so happy at the same time.

[@TheWarsquirtle]

Evertime Danny Sexbang sings "oh yeah" it's so soothing

[@nk-th4lm]

now THIS is art

[@General12th]

This might be the greatest chorus I have ever heard ever. GODDAMN i love NSP

[@asomefacepro]

I can't express how much I love this song from a musical standpoint. It's so charming and pumping with energy!! Like when Danny sings at the start of the chorus and sings "Oh yeah!!!" it just gets me so excited!

[@Disatiere]

I AM A DRAAAAAAGON *not some guy danny met at a bus station in a dragon suit

[@RandmHer0]

RIDICULOUSLY good musically. Parody music shouldn't... CAN'T be this good! And freaking Ninja B's dance is hilarious

[@Disatiere]

Jesse Pepin Parody music is usually this good. Psychostick We butter the bread with butter Boyinaband (at times.)

[@mattromano83]

+Slender Mane don't forget the D

[@champyon6997]

+AwesomeFaceProductions I have to agree :)

[@InternetTAB]

I love how Ninja Brian is in every cut when they're getting the dragon at the bus stop. Just eyeraping the camera. He freaking teleports. 2:28

[@MayitoGx]

Ohh my god that is hilarious!!!!

[@alexs.7956]

Omg

[@IanWeaver]

Not sure why I did this, but I calculated how tall 90 million 150 thousand 100 feet is. It's a little over 4 times the radius of the planet. So... That mountain is a little taller than two earths put side-by-side.

[@V2011F]

the fact that they got comic book girl 19 to work with them is hilarious as she defiantly fits in with this song with the dragons and scifi elements.

[@Paincaked]

You can really see how much these have improved in visual quality since he left his day job.

[@sophielouise7349]

only just realised at 2:41 Danny has to dodge his guitar hitting hi in the face :p

[@AAACEntertainment]

You just made my day. xD

[@zacharylaird8047]

gg dan gg

[@ChurketheVile]

Sophie Louise Barry edit that out!

[@Wheels2056]

Danny and Arin: "KEVIN, EDIT THAT OUT!" Kevin: "No, I don't wanna. I will if I get some more of that cinnamon whiskey that Mark has!"

[@SharpVCN]

I loved replaying that one part. It's so funny seeing Danny's face.

[@KevinRay_man]

That fucking dragon dance gets me every. Single. Time. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[@cattusahoy]

this song has gotta be one of the most satisfying things to sing, I feel like I'm gonna explode right before the chorus comes cause its JUST. SO GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@charlesgrimmer6486]

Ross alone at the table was tear jerking and hilarious at the same time

[@EvanPlaysPc]

Ross looked genuinely hurt that danny missed lunch xD

[@sol2296]

+EvanPlaysPc brunch*

[@TheGreatTitanor]

+正平山田 munch

[@brendanobrien526]

+TheGreatTitanor crunch

[@spongeboi1929]

he deserved it

[@osmodiousomnibus3049]

Still listening to this masterpiece in 2022.. love you Danny & Ninja Brian..

[@bonitabromeliads]

Truly the last of the great NSP songs.

[@klaakso]

Agreed!!

[@Zexx4]

"...threw my horse like a club..." brings out different emotions since the Grumps played Shadow of the Colossus

[@8BitMisdreavus]

Every day I watch the Dragon Dance to give me motivation to go on It's like spiritual cocaine

[@tjvayne87]

Why is this so damn GOOD!? I love this song so much. And Egoraptor as the dragon? Yes Please

[@weowweowweowweeeweooowww1174]

i’m a simple bisexual. i see a rather attractive lady, i click. i see danny, i click

[@funkmastamack872]

I never thought I would see a wild barrycorn... My life is complete

[@coldsobanoodle7407]

Arin's many chins cameo

[@victorromero2098]

Chinigan cameo

[@Azrage]

I love that his cure to all diseases might just be death by ninja.

[@Zoraloner]

i absolutely love the quality of this video...

[@TheMarioDude1]

I couldn't stop laughing at Barry dancing. The ironic thing is that he isn't that bad XD

[@MelindaGreen13]

Dude: 'You know... I'm a dragonslayer.' Me: 'Here's my phone number.'

[@prntscrnd]

You know....... I'm a dragonslayer

[@jakedanielsen4512]

Uncomfortable Films Here's my phone number.

[@Luukluukluuk12]

You know.. .. I'm a phone number.

[@Alexander_Alexander]

Luuk Schwarze Here's my dragonslayer *wink*

[@TheCaptainOfToast]

"That dude is a scientist but I already cured all diseases last week." Dr. Sexbang theres one more we need you to take care of rq 😅

[@hopepapernacky]

I saw the animated music video first and went to this next. Didn't notice a difference honestly until I learned it was re-recorded

[@LordQuadros]

Barry, edit all diseases into your body so Dan can cure them.

[@melissak1525]

But, isn't that exactly what he did for this video?

[@MrMarowak]

2:08 - 2:21 NSP's Attack rose! NSP's Speed Rose!

[@pokeroman2509]

Nice pokemon reference:)

[@ChibiSilex]

To bad they're all Dragon types. One Ice or Fairy type would sweep their team.

[@grovyle2537]

ChibiSilex no Barry is a fairy type and Brian is a Dark type

[@ChibiSilex]

But it was Barry, Danny, and Arin dancing. Besides, the way they were lined up there's no way it wasn't a triple battle. You could have multiple types, or just a Klefki, and be strong against Dragon and Fairy.

[@grovyle2537]

Barry was dressed like a unicorn the closest thing to a fairy

[@devoteeofmediocrity821]

It took me 8 years to realize Ninja Brian is in the background of every shot in the bus station scene.

[@CaptainKMan]

The Manticore... is the great thing ever to be born on the Internet. God LIKE!