SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

One man typed in "The Perfect Drink." He was given an odorless lavender liquid that, upon drinking, gave him a euphoric overload. He later committed suicide, leaving a note that read "I'm sorry, but at this point, everything is just one big let-down."

[@amnololiflex5644]

Lol

[@ifanythingiwant]

FEED IT TO 682!

[@Hashashasheen]

In other words, every time I come off molly

[@SoulOfJustice1994]

Whoa... Is that part of the official entry?

[@Nerium_Oleander13]

​@@ifanythingiwant Mental torture is more cruel than physical

[@lunatic557]

This two characters are probably the most close I felt to DR. Bob's story's character.

[@purpleguyfromfnaf]

Yes! I loved them ❤

[@defeatSpace]

huh

[@Peper_The_Paper3630]

They are like Great Partners.

[@someoneawesome8717]

I would have ordered a Bailey's special from Movie Tavern

[@mikekasich836]

No one cared about the assistant to the regional manager? "On my gosh! It's happening!!"

[@Imdrekaiser]

I love how these two both survive and profit from this scp, very entertaining.

[@alexfc679]

Happy(?) Endings in scp stories are rare.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Or did they? They just dived down a mail chute into a pool of liquid gold at god knows what temperature since it left the magic cups.

[@jasminechildress6938]

​@@DGneoseeker1well at least one is hot and might cool off on its trip down there or spill on some boxes. So they most likely will be fine

[@thehappyonion7044]

Finally a classic dr. Bob episode.

[@fizzy4742]

He actually listened to us to do more original SCPs, thankyou Dr Bob!

[@Chuck014777]

Except that this scp is pretty common as well. At least on the other channels

[@seanyin4629]

na bro this scp is common

[@gaaraxnaru]

​@@Chuck014777 What they mean is that, lately Dr Bob's been repeating SCPs by going over possible sad SCP backstories and doing VS. Most of us wanted him to go back to doing strictly SCP breakdown videos, so this video is a return to form.

[@gaaraxnaru]

​@@seanyin4629 What they mean is that, lately Dr Bob's been repeating SCPs by going over possible sad SCP backstories and doing VS. Most of us wanted him to go back to doing strictly SCP breakdown videos, so this video is a return to form.

[@cheddarcheese392]

It's fine we got what we loved :)

[@thinglet2478]

I like how this one provides hints about the actual anomaly indirectly. That said, I hope you have direct ones again so.

[@notdeadyet3680]

I like to think that these two now know every thing about the Scp foundation,every single detail and are now on the run from it, I could see a series of these two taking advantage of the Scp foundation

[@gmork1090]

Would be cool but unfortunately knowledge dissipates in 24 hours and once you experience a cup of something like understanding or a feeling or sensation it can't be replicated again. It's why one person who wanted the perfect drink committed suicide because nothing compared and they couldn't make the machine mimic the experience.

[@mekingtiger9095]

​@@gmork1090 If that's the case, then they'd probably know that knowledge dissipates in 24 hours too. Assuming this, it would stand to reason that they'd prepare themselves to leave out some bit of information for their eventual amnesia before that happens. Like a note or something.

[@damianvd]

@@mekingtiger9095 this is before the test where it was found out it dissipated in 24h the foundation dint even have the machine yet so the knowledge about the foundation wouldnt have let them know about the 24 hour dissipation

[@rashiro7262]

This one has definitely earned a place in my top 5 favourite Dr.Bob videos

[@SpookyMissLuna]

This was by far my favorite story. I am so glad we are getting new SCPs. 10/10!

[@AoKodo]

If it’s one thing I missed, it’s that smooth jazz guitar when he’s telling the story.

[@cameronbott9320]

Love the office reference, “Assistant to the regional manager”

[@mikekasich836]

WHATS THE PROCEDURE?!

[@shogun_brother_pg3d]

Never thought a coffee machine could do all the things in the world only liquid stuff imagine putting In lava

[@NightFangClash]

Bad idea. There would go the machine and you wouldn't want to be near, much less drink that lava!

[@Laesis]

Dr., I salute you for having listened to us. As fun as the other videos are, these videos are still my favorite:)

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[@Richthofenweber]

I started watching you channel ever since you started and wow your videos have improved and I love the story telling

[@isabellaread8290]

Watching the animation improve so much through the years is so amazing! As an art student it's so inspiring

[@k5elevencinc0]

Another classic from the Foundation!

[@shadowworldsofmha7537]

I wish he would start explaining the scp like how he used to do

[@thesenate6482]

Wow that was good. Please don’t stop making these classic SCP videos!

[@jasmined7113]

I love these vids so much but I do wish he would go more into the experiments and containment procedures for the SCPS like he used to. I love hearing about that stuff

[@AfiOye]

Me too! Why did he stop

[@humanbean8699]

Always nice to see another Dr Bob video

[@lostdmg7511]

And my hope in doctor bob is restored

[@sethkipkoros9295]

Please Dr Bob, we need videos explaining the scp entities more, their classification and methods of containment

[@alexwikky5604]

That Keanu bit made me unexpectedly laugh so hard

[@Hue_Sam]

This is how you expand on SCPs

[@Finnikkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

Damn, The art is way better than it used to be

[@IndigoPanther]

The fire alarm part was definitely giving “The Office” vibes

[@zoufordham]

dr bob is such a cute patootie this guy is like one of the reasons im still alive rn (thats not a joke) keep up the epic scp vids :)

[@thepaleceltic7137]

That was one of your best in quite some time! Not that the previous videos were bad or anything, but I really enjoyed this episode.

[@cups0213]

oh my lord 💀 5:08

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[@cranzag]

Since the SCP has to take it's contents from somewhere else, that implies that Professor Kane lost their knowledge of the Foundation. The liquid in the cup could have been like a reverse amnestic

[@daviddavidson2357]

Oh the fun I could have with this. If molecular printers are ever a thing they better not be locked down in firmware.

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

Of course they rewrite the coffee machine too and ruin it's mistery! What a bunch of hacks. "Gold disappeared from the nearby bank". We really needed that unneeded addition, thanks alot.

[@SilverHuskyYT]

I've always womdered how nobody ever thought a coffee machine with a full keyboard was a bit strange. Also who sticks a cup of lemonade in their pocket? Wut?

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[@Natetive]

It's good to see the classic videos again, I kinda missed em

[@skybyte4me]

Impressive story telling haha!

[@bvadax9680]

The woman looks like Mona Tsukishiro from an anime called My Senpai Is Annoying

[@WindSnake146]

All I can say it..... Yayyyyy the og dr.bob is back

[@laarz44gaming57]

Thanks Doc. I think I´ll need another dose of daily SCP vids

[@ellieo501]

I would request for a cup of all the knowledge in the wonderers library just to see what would happen

[@miya705]

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS I'm so happy these kinds of videos are back!!

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[@thedomainofsealteamaqua]

bro types in "antimatter" world go ka-boom

[@GooseAlarm]

Can we get more stories about these two characters? I support the birth of two super villains.

[@NekoTamer15]

SCP 294 has even more deadly implications. It doesn't make, it teleports and transmutes the material to liquid form if it isn't already. If it can do that on knowledge, that means the knowledge was amnestisized from someone and poured into the paper cup. Did it purge a researcher's entire knowledge of the foundation, or did it take a little bit from every researcher and agent to collectively put it in a cup? If it does amnestisize, that means SCP 294 and can kill anyone in existence like the death note. If I want to kill Dr. Bob, which I don't because he's amazing, I'd type "Dr. Bob's knowledge and instinct of breathing. " (If knowledge can be transmuted to liquid form, instinct might as well can too)

[@kefkaZZZ]

So did the Bob Squad write this!!?!? Because it is SO freaking good!!! My dear lord more like this PLEASE!

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[@user-the-Nobody]

I got so invested into this story, I had no idea until it ended💀

[@rubya.6611]

pov that one janitor that finds out for those who dont understand basicly the janitor will steal the gold

[@richiemylove5825]

Great office reference

[@noelisbald]

this was such a fun story!!!! i love your scp videos so much

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[@anonl5877]

I love this. For once, regular people outsmarted the foundation!

[@martinmarvinii3139]

Hoping to see a little side story with these 2 employees.

[@ReallyBruh1]

They went from: Idiots, to: Smarties 😳💙

[@hertzrising]

For anyone that doesn't know Diamond actually does have a liquid form. I love the video but I miss the deep explanation about the SCP after all the events unfold. But I'm a nerd who likes the science of everything :P

[@Phoebe5448]

Me too! Liquid carbon.

[@TheAnimalKing]

Can we get the end breakdowns back please?

[@abbeyfrodo516]

Man I would love to be janitorial staff that empty’s the basement trash

[@aarondennis8648]

Lol “assistant to the regional manager”

[@Purasutta]

Would love to see an scp animation on SCP-2257 seems like a fun one to do as it kinda reminds one of the objects in beauty and the beast

[@heckzotica]

Rare happy ending!

[@ez4906]

bro that guy was smart

[@ZYXLive]

Minecraft Crafting Table: Automated and Simplifird

[@Ciera2V]

Hell yeah another scp video

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[@nathanskathan5121]

this waas great

[@AbdilHando]

Amazing storytelling

[@andytaker3073]

Imagine typing in water from the fountain of youth on the coffee machine.

[@Ishtarru]

Some guy in Arizona: Hey, where did my lemonade go?

[@Watashi_wa_Hoshi]

I really liked the video! Maybe we will get a part two? Either way love the channel!

[@jamesthompson5717]

Lmao, assistant to the regional manager.

[@CairoFaustine]

Broooooooo I wish this was a movie, it was so good

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[@1Red_Lizard1]

I can steal chocolate milk with that GIMME I WANT ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE MILK

[@Izuki_Kaede]

I want that cup of knowledge

[@Izuki_Kaede]

The real Dr Bob doesn't give away prize, you can't even fool me

[@reverendbluejeans1748]

Printer ink. This guy has not tried Canon G6050. The world will change by the time you run out of ink.

[@king-gy3vs]

Keep up the good work

[@Pacster15]

In SCP: Containment Breach, if you put in "Something to destroy SCP-682" it proceeds to blow you up. I do suppose whatever you would need to kill that thing would likely bring you down with it.

[@XenoLife]

You mean assistant REGIONAL manager right ?

[@curedmeme29]

lol the great inc heist of 2012

[@lifesyphon1]

I thought they couldn’t get gold from the machine, that’s why they got printer ink. Then they just get gold at the end anyway.

[@guncatto2625]

Printer ink gaming lmao.

[@GremoriaParadise]

the perfect heist

[@theg.m.a197]

I love your videos

[@calebdegruise3942]

I’ll take two cups of sonic nerd slushy and one cup of oreo milkshake

[@davidalbaniel646]

Video 😳 Voice😨 Music😀

[@mishano6087]

Man theres some way more valuable liquids deathstalker scorpion venom is worth $39 million per gallon. Not sure how much weigh a gallon of liquid gold would be definitely a lot but the scorpion venom would be worth way more

[@dreamtoonofficialchannel]

I really like your video that your create....For the 1% of people who read this article, I hope you will succeed in your life even more, a great and meaningful music video. 😘😘

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[@PiggoAmigo]

13:53 is dwight canon in the dr bob universe

[@mishano6087]

Also why did the scp knowledge give her a British accent?

[@galaxygaming8853]

😮wow

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

I'd use that machine for drinks only, too risky with other liquids

[@HighOverlordSnarffieBeagle]

sorry but I personally would absolutely keep that thing a secret and use it for simply drinks, I don't need gold or whatever, just a nice milkshake or whatever I felt like at the time

[@Neithie]

Am I the only one who would be a bit paniked the moment I had the full knowledge about the SCP foundtation and what it does? Ahahha...

[@rohaanasher8867]

Imm confused at the final part. the coffee machine cannot generate it's own liquids it can only take them from some other source so is there just a pool of some green liquid containing foundation information

[@matthewkeen6281]

nice,.,

[@HypeFox]

The thumbnail didn't look scary to me it's like he accidentally burned his tongue while drinking the coffee and didn't know it was too hot

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

Lady and the Guy: *Stealing millions with a coffee machine* Agents: >( Lady: *Takes a drink* Agents: >( Lady: I am Professor Kane. Agents: Understandable have a good day

[@Teri-Is-Real]

4:58 uhhhh,is this is a reference to ratatouille?

[@clintondestiny858]

I love your video

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[@thashshashi1195]

What happen to the documentary and explanations about the SCPs after end?

[@waleedkihled1499]

Hello, Dr. Bob. I have a suggestion for you. Why is there no translation, but in Arabic? I hope you see my comment. Thank you

[@ViirinSoftworks]

transport = move from one place to another transmute = convert from one thing to another

[@veleriygs_76]

Technically, its both.

[@Gio-et9tx]

Large W

[@napbuddy1754]

These two characters are too powerful now

[@NightFangClash]

True. It goes to show that the SCP Foundation's methods are questionable, but justified.

[@NightFangClash]

I mean with one SCP, if those two had wanted to and thought of it, they literally could've had the machine not just give them knowledge about the SCP Foundation, but about everyone and everything!

[@NightFangClash]

With that kind of knowledge, there would've been nothing the SCP Foundation or anyone else could do to capture or stop them as they would know everything about them, their lives, pasts and their strengths, skills and knowledge.

[@veleriygs_76]

@@NightFangClash Im not very sure. They wanted to know everything about the operation. This includes all of the personnel in the operation, not the ENTIRETY of the SCP Foundation. They didn't search up "everything about the foundation" so their knowledge on the SCP foundation is great, but limited.

[@hiponfinikiaannabaarab6646]

oh dr bob can you do sirenhead pls