Dre & Bow Struggle with a Long Church Service - black-ish

Dre and Bow take their churchgoing friends to the local Baptist church to prove they're loyal churchgoers, but they aren't ready for the length of the services, and their stamina gets worse as the session gets longer. Watch a scene from black-ish - Season 2, Episode 5: "Churched."
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[@cookycandy4]

false, they didn't do the 10 minutes of ending songs and final 3 prayers, and the pastor wasn't sweating at the end of it 😂

[@humminbirrrd]

kat heck Right, and they didn't do the announcements either! And the final FINAL prayer would have included a recap of the sermon in case anyone didn't hear it the first time around 😂😂😂

[@kiralovegod6746]

kat heck ending praise break

[@datgidigirls6208]

lmao

[@kocoabutta2338]

kat heck right and nobody saying "No pastor go head. We don't want you to stop all while you starving. Hahaha.

[@veranya2074]

kat heck praise the Lord maximum level 😇😇😇😇👏👏👏 HALLELUJAH

[@jada7643]

They forgot the part where the pastor says “I’m about to close up right now” and someone in the crowd goes “TAKE YOUR TIME PASTOR” even though y’all been sitting there from 8am-12pm

[@courtneyw6224]

Those people secretly hate me 😒

[@fremsss4956]

I FELT!!!!!!

[@bigbrazyt]

“The doors of the church are open”

[@sharonjohnson1702]

That one of his old groppie

[@KOKODIVA26]

Everybody side eyeing that person.

[@nicelinguist]

My uncle actually set off his own car alarm to have an excuse to leave the lengthy church service.

[@ginacleveland7995]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sam-oe4dt]

Bruuuuuh

[@IamAlyciaShinese]

🤣🤣🙌🏾

[@funboisingsorsomething6955]

Omg im dying 😂😂😂

[@carmillastephens9497]

Wow 🤣🤣

[@joonant1]

They missed the "turn to your neighbor"

[@sohokid801]

Anton Riley It's good to see you and it's good to be seen💀

[@k.b.8763]

Anton Riley and saY NEIGHBOR !

[@mind-boggling_6240]

🤣🤣🤣

[@okp76]

Neighbor!!!!!!

[@salsasoul4112]

Anton Riley Hahahahaaaaa

[@SherriceSledgeThomas]

Black church. Where you get to experience all your emotions in a 4 hour time frame. 😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾💵💵💵💵

[@moisepicard3417]

+Sherrice Sledge- Thomas. Yeah, emotion full of boredom and misery.

[@ivoryfyall3548]

4 hrs lmbo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thats like going to work part-time you only a work for 4hr??? Lololol

[@themaggattack]

@@moisepicard3417 and delusion.

[@joannapilgrim]

So healthy. This is why we live longer lol

[@yannimaee]

@@moisepicard3417 gotta be white . fucc off 😂😂 .

[@oatmealboy6]

My cousin is a Southern Baptist, and I learned this escape trick: when the uplifting song comes on, you start dancing to it, then you get so full of the Spirit you start dancing in the aisles, then you start dancing toward the door, then the Spirit makes you open the doors and start dancing down the stairs towards you car. When you get to your car, the Spirit goes back in the church, so you might as well take off and go to IHOP or something.

[@victorbarraza4910]

hhahahaha man this comments section is just the best

[@damnthisuser]

oatmealboy6 funniest shit ever

[@jasonmiles2819]

oatmealboy6 Now didn't I think of that? 😂

[@jazzb3371]

oatmealboy6 Seems disingenuous.

[@PrettyNatural92]

Hahahahahaha!!!!

[@janaynayification1]

Inaccurate. No lady almost passed out, and no ladies came to fan her

[@amberharris3065]

See, I always think that there are two types of black churches. This type is tamer than other black churches. This is the type that my grandmother takes me when I stay at her house during Spring Break, it's long but it doesn't have the extra singing, excessive praying, and people running around the church.

[@ampocalypsew3883]

janaynayification1 soo true lmao

[@tiyabear]

Amber Harris don't forget people bursting into tears.

[@sammee1977]

And the pastor never said "Ha!" between sentences.

[@marcuspainter4885]

janaynayification1 also they didn’t say shake hands

[@phyliciablack2545]

This is So accurate black churches are the longest

[@Ashleyunfiltered]

Lol not mine, my church starts at 10 and ends before 1 ! Usually like 12:40

[@trippin916]

Ive never been to a black church that ends before 1pm... white church your out by 11:45....12:15 if its communion.

[@laurencameron3150]

LOL! Not mine! In by 8am out by 9am!

[@deey132]

Lauren Cameron And where is your church located? Lol. I'll attend.

[@laurencameron3150]

Dee Y In Columbus MS LOL the early service starts at 8 ends at 9 Can I get an Amen!

[@tanvik1231]

"Is anyone in this church okay?" 😂😂

[@speedy9753]

I went to a white church for my birthday once and it was the best present I had. They sang 2 songs, made announcements, collected offerings, preached about 20 minutes, sang a last so song, a short ending prayer and I was on my way home.

[@oldtimer5316]

More efficient than the TSA at the airport.

[@nobodycares79]

Everybody knows somebody broke into Shantae's car and stole her last good hearing aid!

[@nayebarestella4620]

hahaha. lol. that killed me

[@nubianqueen9624]

Eder Rosa lol

[@Yas-ei3st]

nayebare stella I wonder if she found it 2 yrs later😂😂😂

[@bianelyslara2813]

“We are al praying for you” 🙏👉

[@rodwilliams7457]

That killed me! Lol

[@pursuingancientpaths8131]

Lol is anybody ok in this church? lol

[@Lanaxparillaxwife]

I was just about to put that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@prestonwilliams7463]

XT vu

[@thandie67]

lol lol apparently not lol

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

Pursuing Ancient Paths two weeks ago there were two funerals at my church in the exact same week nobody is okay in my church

[@Yas-ei3st]

That got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IsWhatItIs32]

that boy praying for her taking out cash from the plate.. hahahhahahahahhah

[@jasmineidk4718]

When I saw that I thought meeeeee

[@Themoment888]

The church lady telling everyone's business is too real 😭

[@Qwami]

Jennifer Lewis... Crazy as crazy can get 😂😂😂

[@tom11zz884]

Whenever you hear the Preacher say " I'm almost done"..that usually means about another 1 hour of preaching and singing.

[@jenniferaugustin7544]

LOL. So true!

[@shergirl92]

It’s one more thing before I let u go

[@dreamlaunchlab9673]

It's crazy because they can clearly see how ready to go you are.

[@lexie02jones25]

so true! 100% tho. but i still love my church.

[@saralee5660]

Not all Preachers

[@wfs4227]

I hope all black churches watched this episode. This needs to stop, ok??

[@LoveGod1987]

Cocoa Deluxe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Cocoa Deluxe id be surprised if someone hasn't dropped dead during one already 😂

[@yawakoben]

i didnt have this problem in Methodist and AME churches

[@christinabaird2878]

Destined 4 Greatness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jancw]

It depends on the minister. I once sat through an AME church service so long that I when I finally got home the rest of the afternoon was spent crying in a cold bath.

[@nobodycares79]

Wow, six songs! Each one more uplifting than the last. lmao

[@jaem.1565]

Nothing beats the Seven Day Adventist church in length, that church service has an intermission where you go home fuel up can come back for 4 more hours! LAWD!!!

[@southernbelleandbooks4801]

Jae Ehm so true. I'm a sda and I can't stand long,services lol

[@aanshi247]

Jae Ehm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OWilliams2098]

Jae Ehm no lies detected 😂😂

[@southernbelleandbooks4801]

I'm sda too and the services at my church in Jackson, ms have services at 11 and end at 1. And we have AYM later on

[@TB4000]

them testimonies be eating up time, boy

[@dashatanteria]

Terry I "eating up time", LOL!!!😭😂😂

[@fandomaholic6606]

I'm telling you

[@briannawilliams9913]

MAN WHAT!

[@CarringtonMorgan3342]

But it's beautiful to hear them.

[@ceciliathorne6846]

Yall forgot the part when someone catches the holy spirit and he band goes on for another 15 minutes as they dance and the ushers fan them

[@58kenstyle]

Cecilia Thorne Yes😂that one church auntie that catches the Holy Spirit every Sunday but whose life is still a mess.

[@gabriellerwe]

Cecilia Thorne Yeah, There’s always someone speaking in tongues for 15 minutes during the sing so we kneel down

[@permafrost0979]

Why the fanning? Why would the Holy Spirit make someone overheat? Smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@nathanbeaubrun6751]

The one at my church screams like a banshie

[@901cammio]

@@permafrost0979 because all that jumping around and running makes ya a lil hot.

[@MalloryNewcomb]

The way she flips the fan and gives a sassy face during “who also have the cancer” just sends me 😆😆😆

[@lestat1591]

Is anybody okay in this church?

[@jayar7436]

I’m from down south and I love how we always put “the” in front of any illness. “He got the Alzheimer’s.”

[@jazzygirl4140]

​@@jayar7436You mean "The all-timers" 😂

[@erauprcwa]

Omg this is so true. I got pinched so much as a child for talking about food. Five hour services, not to mention the other services we attended throughout the week.

[@nubianqueen9624]

ERAUPRCWA 😩😩😂😂🤣🤣

[@eventplanner461]

ERAUPRCWA lucky, I got spacked on the back of my head for snoozing 😂😢. Don't even get me started on my grandma's prayers.

[@realotobi]

ERAUPRCWA still done in Nigeria.

[@goingcrazy2127]

Imani MB. Yup don't get me started with my grandma's prayers

[@shad1deep875]

Or the service after the dinner at 530 after gettinnout of church at 300 lol

[@shantelwest8968]

my black church starts at 9 and ends at 2:30

[@capperith1292]

+shan Franc I don't even go to church.. Seems interesting though...

[@_FootballForever]

+shan Franc You look like a sweet piece of chocolate.

[@heartbrokendra]

my black church starts at 10:30 and ends at 12 lol

[@olabisikuku2356]

shan Franc Lol, My Nigerian (West African) church starts at 11 and ends at 1

[@capperith1292]

Lebron James My moms church start at 11 and should end at 12... but it ends at 3..

[@kellymartindale4283]

church and school is where i mastered sleeping with eyes open and sneakinh food.

[@eventplanner461]

Kelly Martindale Aww I'm still trying to learn. I literally look it up on Google and shii,but nothings helping me. Guess I'll just have to sentle for the subtle wrist to armrest chin/head up ratio.

[@JulianneHannes]

Kelly Martindale yep, my favorite was the food up the sleeve and pretending to be bitting my nails while eating melted otter pops and string cheese haha

[@robertlunderwood]

You're lucky. School feeds you everyday. You might get fed every once in a while at church.

[@karensmith8565]

Kelly Martindale School and church is where I mastered the skill of playing hooking.

[@karensmith8565]

Kelly Martindale sneaking out or skip it if you not sure what playing hookie is.

[@oliviaboyette2637]

"they are better at black church than us I even heard the little boy say shalala"

[@victoriafhicks]

Olivia Boyette *shanana. there’s a difference, I promise 😂😂

[@noveldixon9963]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derrickhepburn528]

Jennifer Lewis can adapt to any role make funny and noticeable.

[@helengrigsby4838]

Love her.

[@jules_leblanc22]

Jenifer Lewis

[@lateshiachilds3640]

She is amazing her and Loretta Devine are two of my favorite actress.

[@Jrboyd19]

School is just in a few hours, lol

[@TheBlackKakashi]

best part lol

[@ultimateworkouttactics915]

How was it?

[@samanthabenn9859]

krl.xe

[@humminbirrrd]

Jrboyd19 Omg, that was the best part! 😂

[@yulandataylor9875]

Charisma

[@leahlee50]

Fighting the evil.... Taliban. 😂😂😂😂 Died of laughter.

[@williamfoote3094]

Diane is my grandmother, taking out the damn collection plate😩😩😩

[@moisepicard3417]

+William Foote. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharonjohnson1702]

That was me

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

Lol charity haha 😂

[@millyterer4420]

William Foote 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing

[@averyb560]

Diane is me 😂😂

[@indahpermitasari9264]

"is anybody ok in this church?" 😂😂😂😂

[@gabriellaakelly]

They forgot when the paster says “imma bout to wrap up” and then an old lady in the back says “take your time paster” 😂 (idk if anyone put this or not )

[@pisces2569]

Do they perform the ritual killing of that old lady for extending the service in black church?

[@Thenamelessgod-cz9em]

Facts

[@ksr2059]

Jenifer Lewis getting touched off the word waffles!! I can't LOL!! After pastor says "champagne brunch, Jenifer's mouth says, "champagne hallelujah!" but you don't hear it well...LMAO, this woman is GOLDEN to me!!!

[@wolfwoodphreak]

Kris Ray Bow tasting the waffles in her mind seems like my female. Lol obsessed with waffles

[@ClapHurts]

The mother doing morning announcements is so funny!

[@humminbirrrd]

Paco Caballero At my church those weren't even the announcements, that was saying who in the congregation needs prayer. The announcements come after the sermon before the final prayer and are about upcoming events and stuff, and take another 20 minutes.

[@ADAMOLOGY]

Every pastor in the black church needs to see this

[@aanshi247]

ADAMOLOGY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Thenamelessgod-cz9em]

Facts 🤣🤣

[@diulikadikaday]

"That sounds like a real and established rule!" Hahaha

[@jaadkins148]

“Is anybody ok in this church?!?” Lmao😂😂😂😂

[@NaturallyLatrice]

I retired from the long extended Black church services and now attend a 2 hour contemporary service. I swear I hope I'm not going to hell. lololol

[@humminbirrrd]

Naturally Latrice Same! Even after years it's a refreshing surprise to walk out of church and still have so much of the day left for errands, relaxing and getting ready for Monday.

[@honourfelix7351]

Naturally Latrice me tooo😭😭😭

[@MusedDiaries]

One hour service. I’m winning 😂 In all seriousness, I love going.

[@averagepolishguy3730]

Wait, black churches have masses so long that 2 hours seems short to you? I grew up a Polish Catholic and thought the 45 minute services were too long. 😂

[@magdelinem6962]

Lol me too I will see you in hell honey.

[@krystal7136]

My black church starts at 9 the ends at 2 or 3 then everyone goes out to get something to eat. Then we have another service at 4 at that service depends on who is preaching. We usually get out around 7 or at most 10 pm

[@kitsontuli2713]

God bless your soul. I can only do church for so long

[@bsummer8366]

same but that's my Sunday school

[@jackcarver5412]

Yeah but then u miss the Exorcism at 11pm

[@ratherbenapping10]

Krystal Steele hell no

[@bertuswolf7811]

Krystal Steele mn

[@PaulAdepoju]

even Nigerian church services aren't this long, no wonder atheism is increasing. Who will stay in church this long?

[@ThePoet-jx2xx]

Paul Adepoju bless your heart!

[@ckmissghana]

Is a lie, I grew up going to a predominantly Nigerian church and it was extremely long. Service was supposed to be 9-1 but we usually did not finish till 2:30. If it was Thanksgiving or any special service it would be even longer.

[@addisonanderson3193]

Paul Adepoju 😂😂😂true

[@moisepicard3417]

+Paul Adepoju. Of course, you would use Atheism as an example.

[@keandregreen5628]

If a long church service is your reason to lose faith than you should stay at home

[@paulg6527]

I grew up Christian and went to church weekly, but a girl I dated, who was black, invited me to her church... I gotta say the service felt like it would never end.

[@trippin916]

LOL this is the reason i prefer white church over black church... White church i swear the pastor talks for like 45min and we OUT!

[@romancorey6796]

trippin916 yup

[@ginacleveland7995]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@breannafreeman6764]

That is not nice you will not like if people said I chose black people over white people so not say something you will not like to be sold ok

[@raosei6496]

@@breannafreeman6764 8

[@madysonroberts1608]

Hey the pastor at my church knows some of us head to a buffet close to our church so WE HAVE TO BEAT THE BAPTIST OTHERWISE I AI T GETTING FOOD FOR ANOTHER HOUR 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ratherbenapping10]

This is why when I was religious I started going to white churches😂its just too long!

[@lewisalvarez2859]

ratherbenapping 10 what made you not want to be religious

[@ManatedMan]

Lewis Alvarez Logic, science and facts most likely.

[@tokioobsessed1983]

ManatedMan Comments like that are what make atheists sound ridiculous. You do know that there are people of science who are also people of faith. Faith and Science aren't mutually exclusive.

[@honeysweetbunbun]

Lewis Alvarez why is it any of your business

[@DreamGreenLLC]

I'm no longer religious, because I have seen too many harm others in the name of religion. It just doesn't coincide with my morals anymore. No one should be judged for their beliefs, whether they are religious or not.

[@pursuingancientpaths8131]

Compression socks... 😂😂😂😂

[@KeKe4Christ]

To every old lady in the building that would shout “take your time Pastor” or “go on Pastor we got time” and I would be heated 😤 like no let him take YOUR time, I got Sunday cartoons to watch!

[@Bloombaby99]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@tiaraw872]

When she said “my hands are raw” my 10 yr old inner self was dying 🤣😂💀

[@skylajasmr]

Tiara W 😂💀🤣

[@casaleeromina]

This was my church and then the pastor had the nerve to say, "Would you like me to talk some more?" Sir if you don't sit your old ass down. 😒😶

[@EarnYourThumbzz]

I hate when they ask that and then some deacon be like "Take your time...take your time..."

[@yanderefangirl8317]

How many of us have almost fallen asleep during morning church service? Please tell me I’m not the only one who has done that.

[@selenesspoilers6006]

I swear I actually fell asleep once....my mom put a hat on me and said I was sick:..... I was on my period🤣

[@janellerollins5893]

I have and I love JESUS. A man fell asleep while Paul was preaching and fell out the window and died. Paul went down, raised him from the dead, and went back to preaching. No one ever died while JESUS preached. HE'S just that Dope.

[@Angedoescoversongs]

The cancer.....😂😂😂😂

[@carltonbanks2351]

To the one who stole Shantay's hearing aid: you are evil.

[@Yukiba]

Lies! The church isn't finished! Pastor just finished Sunday School and they are on a break. They gonna be in church til 3-4pm!

[@epeli189]

The preaching starts at 10.30 and it finishes whatever time the Pastor finishes praying, around hmmm 3 and 4ish.

[@rodwilliams7457]

eggy epeli yes especially when the holy spirits let's go in the church, I don't mind though :)

[@andrearomero4028]

Literally

[@sbrooks729]

Then an afternoon service

[@kelseyhudson1185]

My favorite part, “we’ll see you at school” “in just a couple of hours” 😂😂😂😂

[@salsasoul4112]

Black churches need to start paying people for their time. Just put a time clock in the sanctuary as soon as folks walk in. Pay people, since you gonna have 'em there so damn long. Lmfao! Ridiculous!

[@jaleesagreene6800]

The best part of Catholic church. 45 minute service

[@tamaracesar1931]

Jaleesa Greene Not if you’re Haitian. Catholic Mass lasted maybe 2, 2:30hrs 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@jaleesagreene6800]

@@tamaracesar1931 See that's just completely unnecessary

[@tamaracesar1931]

Jaleesa Greene yep 😂 I hated it

[@noveldixon9963]

Amen to that

[@kasession]

I have said that to my catholic friends. 🤣

[@christinabaird2878]

😂😂😂 I went to a 7th days church service and they had many songs and talking... after 2hrs then the pastor came on & all the time I thought the church started... 😂😂😉😂

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

Try again.. Seventh-Day Adventists have the truth

[@user-mh9dx7nz2r]

I'm also Seventh Day Adventist.

[@ThinkTalkWisely]

Hahahaa......."a real established rule"

[@jadesolaokunubi1020]

I'm from Nigeria. I traveled to visit an aunt and went to church with her and it was predominately white. After 45 minutes, we were done. I thought it was just the introduction. Church can go on for 3-5 hours . . . if we're lucky. And that was on Christmas! I expected praise and worship. three speakers, rambling testimonies, offerings, presentations from children's church and announcements!

[@chrisflowers5510]

this is so accurate for my church, they had so many complaints about the service being way too long and they finally gave in and now a whole bunch of things have been cut out of service. and my parents wonder why i hated going to church lmao

[@Arisweetie]

That suit junior got on is FRESH boy

[@jermainethomas1570]

It slick is 😂

[@masterstepz9800]

This is how long it takes normally then I wonder how long it takes on special occasions.

[@humminbirrrd]

Eden kanangila You basically just wouldn't go home all day. They'd serve dinner from the kitchen. Usually you have a few hours between the morning and evening services to go home for dinner and maybe a nap.

[@wren9463]

@@humminbirrrd church anniversary...started at 7am breakfast service...ended at 10pm

[@shanforshort8713]

when i was little in jamaica church would be from 9am until 2/3pm. then you have night services . This put me off church so much.

[@amariebloom]

Shan Parke too true!!

[@leemii4363]

Mi know. Use to hate it man. But e food did good

[@jamesmcintyre4480]

ShanForShort Same I grew up in Jamaica and the service I went to started at 10:30 and ended at 1

[@KXNGBANNXXOFFICIAL]

Sooooooo true.

[@Saviibaby12]

Truth

[@jackiejackson5893]

this one time i asked my mom when church ends and she said whenever the holy spirit says we should stop💀

[@chickenstick9484]

😭

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

"Is anyone in this church okay?" THIS IS SO TRUE BUT AT LEAST THIS CHURCH DOESN'T PUT A SUPER DEPRESSING SONG OVER IT.

[@chanelicabrown5222]

lmfao my name is Shawntae i appreciate the prayers!

[@rigah1]

that's why I'm Catholic 😁

[@rodwilliams7457]

Bernard N fake church

[@melize7035]

+Bernard N Indeed! Catholic Church is still long in Africa though, I think it's just black people, they looooove to sing and dance and sing some more and dance some more, but Catholic Church in Africa is still shorter than those evangelical, baptists etc lord, Catholic Church where I live now is 55 minutes to be exact and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@melize7035]

+Rod you mad? lol

[@vivnightcoremsp]

MélissaEnvy yup true

[@gabriellerwe]

Rod Williams it’s not, it’s a denomination of Christianity, they just add Mary in aswell I guess edit: I’m not trying to sound rude or offensive, I go to a catholic school so that’s what I’ve been told.

[@SheniceSays214]

And they forgot the preacher saying I’m getting ready to close 5x after a lengthy sermon. Govern yourselves accordingly after the announcement.

[@BrieoRobino]

Where was the second and third offering?

[@courtneyjaylyn1335]

💀💀💀 sooo true

[@mercymusinguzi3375]

Brother Silky Slim....flips the fan .....we pray for you

[@joeywheeler8362]

This is why I'm glad I was raised Catholic. Mass is 45 minutes tops, an hour if the priest is feeling extra holy. It's like clockwork. You sit, stand, kneel, prayer, eat communion and boom before you know it it's back in the car for IHOP.

[@sarahlee4862]

What catholic church was only 45 minutes 😢. Dc acrea is always an hour

[@cheneethompson5756]

I laughed so hart at the IHOP bit! Lol!

[@HoneybeeAwning]

Yeah mass has always been 50 to an hour unless it's in Africa then you're screwed lol. In Congo French mass is an hour and the mass in local languages are 1h45 to 2 hours 😂🥲

[@erinbarnett9531]

I just started watching Blackish, and this was the funniest episode to me!

[@shaynation2634]

Hilarious!I HOLLERED at "compression " socks 😂😂😂

[@moustik31]

when I was a kid, some Black dude would usually go off on a "spontaneous" long ass prayer, the preacher would say gently but firmly: "courtement mon frère, courtement". (be brief brother, be brief). the 1st time I went to a 1h long Reformed Church service I praised the Lord. no more 3h services for this gal. periodt.

[@ml.kimoni]

Culturally speaking....haha!

[@mark-angelofamularcano237]

There's always a "Brother Arthur". Always!

[@mohanatalasila]

Just started binging on everything blackish, after I exhausted everything Brooklyn 99. And what do I see? KEVINNNNN. Hallelujah 🙌

[@meced1]

pretty accurate black church. im suprised they managed to condense it into 5 hours. must be the streamlined version

[@dlilwon]

Ruby is the best 😂😅😆

[@zoelongway1436]

Growing up Catholic, I never fully understood all of this We're in and out in 95 minutes

[@vanessasx]

Zoe Longway me too.

[@pavolhanzel5242]

95? In Europe, we're ready to riot if we're not out by 60 mins

[@EarnYourThumbzz]

In black church it takes 95 minutes to find a parking space and get to your pew.

[@melize7035]

Exactly to the Europeans, 60 minutes TOPS and that includes the after church conversation. Back in Turkey mass was 50 minutes and every 1st Sunday of the month there are refreshments after the service people stay max 30 minutes.

[@pisces2569]

95? My church does is in 60

[@AlyssaTaylor9]

"I was thinking life is like cargo pants" "And sometimes when you change your pants you leave your keys _in your other pants..."_ "And you just *stayatyourownchurch."* That delivery will never not be hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jemeilandrews9188]

There's no take backs at black church. 😂😂😂

[@TheBlackKakashi]

This is funny cause this was actually the opposite for me, the white church was actually longer than the black church

[@Jrboyd19]

+ASaiyanNamedMalcolm Seriously?

[@TheBlackKakashi]

+Jrboyd19 yeah this one white church I used to go to when I was a kid was long as shit

[@Jrboyd19]

lol, I'm still in church now

[@trippin916]

LMAO!

[@oatmealboy6]

I'm checking in to see if Jrboyd19 is still in church.

[@danielleknight9280]

“God is good all the time and all the time God. Is. Good.”

[@RenaissanceM]

“Did you hear their little boy!? Their little boy said Sha-Na-Na!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@seriousone8030]

"Is anybody okay in this church?" LOL!

[@sheldongentry703]

silky slim lol

[@benjaminfarnsworthy8591]

+dyrrell gentry Hi Everyone. and Praise the Lord. AMEN. went to church this morning and the minister there told me that I kinda looked tired and puny. Didn’t want to tell him I was out banging his wife two nights ago. Planning to Repent. again AMEN

[@jermainethomas1570]

Am I the only one that was wondering why was Chante hearing aid was in the car and not in her ear??🤷‍♂️😂

[@Cranies]

Catholics: Man, that 50 minute service was too long! The homily extended an extra 5 minutes! Black Baptists: ...

[@angelawilliamsproverbs3155]

This is why I like online church, I’m not going to lie

[@margaretfleur1559]

“My son andrei who fought the evil talabat “ honestly tru 😂😂 relatable

[@phoenix-king779]

They forgot about alter call

[@jayskicksnfits9372]

*_*ALTAR_*

[@shauvonbatiste8605]

6 songs for 40 minutes????heeeeeecccckkk no

[@stardreamer9596]

Some songs can be 9 minutes, or can be extended when the singers get into it, and repeat sections.

[@oatmealboy6]

Every member of the choir has to have a solo, or they'll be trouble after the service ends in 6 hours.

[@aanshi247]

oatmealboy6 😂😂😂😂 why??? Omg

[@laylawashington3730]

My church literally last for about an hour and thirty minutes

[@jploui93j77]

try going to a Haitian church, then we can talk

[@aanshi247]

Jploui93 J 🤣😂😂😂

[@tyso921]

I have

[@emliss8072]

Jploui93 J they got two intermissions for pate and akasan it starts at 8:30 and ends at 5

[@paulajgilles]

Facts 😆😆😆

[@ShisuiHack]

@Blessed church started 9 to 12 or 1 then 8 to 10.

[@richlyredeemed48]

This would be so much funnier if it wasn’t true. “Let my people go” Moses.

[@fclavijo]

Those services sure are long. Beautiful but long, I don't even think you're supposed to stay the whole time.

[@rodwilliams7457]

fclavijo if you can't praise for a couple hours in church how u expect to praise God in heaven all the time

[@JovianEmpress]

Youre supposed to stay the WHOLE time

[@forevertheaii]

I know! It just never ends.😂 I show up after the morning devotion/intercession.

[@sandybullock4458]

Andre's mom was whitney's mom in "the preacher's wife." She also wore purple. Lmao

[@farlonsalimu1677]

Brother silky slim😂lmao

[@queenlele6193]

This is really accurate .

[@asapangie]

“The little boy said Shanana” 🤣

[@rosemcgowan7740]

why is it OK to sit for hours watching men run up and down a pitch kicking a ball, or men bouncing a ball into a basket, but it's not OK to sit praising God

[@lovedoggo5202]

But "praising god" shouldn't be difficult nor long. The reason those are long because they're e n t e r t a i n i n g. And actually have a legitimate reason for being so long, and not 6 songs in a row with the same melody

[@mariaoyelere2003]

listen football is 90 minutes a game with breaks because you can leave whenever you feel like it. These churches be 2 - 4 hours long. They ain't equal, so don't compare them.